Will she sell NBA2Ks?
https://archive.is/PUuFP
Her in last year's MET gala.
>>714976017 (OP)>angel >not queen sophiesigh
>>714976086>if I show enough cleavage maybe I won't look like a dejected string bean in the photo on the right
there's something incredibly mentally ill about people who jack off to celebrities
>>714976017 (OP)Who? Also thats not her real hair.
wheres caitlin
>>714976086>>714976157/v/ will look at this and say she's ugly then blow ropes to moe shit
didnt angel reese basically bully the one actual good WNBA player out by calling her racist and shit?
>>714976317Alyssa Milano's tits was my sexual awakening. I regret nothing. Ur gay
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>>714976017 (OP)Not making Caitlin Clark the cover is actually aggressive
>>714976386Caitlin plays in overseas now for more money and less drama as the rest of the WNBA had bullied her
>>714976451The wnba leadership despises her, I'm sure they insisted angel to be on the cover. They can force her all they want, she's never going to be the same as caitlin.
The WNBA basically despise Caitlin Clark as a random white girl was destroying long time WNBA leeches in her rookie season. Angel was basically an industry plant agasint her but Angel could barely compete so they basically had other players bully her too
WTF a murderer? What are they thinking?
>>714976017 (OP)Caitlin bros...not like this
>>714976639All angel reese did was win a championship with LSU (I think) on her final year in college. Her popularly mainly comes from her rivals with Caitlin Clark. Itโs weird cause Caitlin Clark is clearly a better player
>>714976017 (OP)Unironically isn't Carmelo anthony that black who stabbed the kid who asked him to move seats??
>>714976086>>714976157I wouldnโt mind female athletes if they still dressed like this in events instead of pretending to be men in and out of the court
>>714976451>>714976614>>714976639I guarantee this is the ONLY thing you know about the WNBA and can't wait to bring it up at every opportunity. It's like a circlejerk where you guys jack each other off with some snippet you read someone else state.
Can't wait for more soundbites from anons who have never watched a single game.
>>714976017 (OP)20+ mebounds incoming
>>714976415RULES OF NATURE
>>714976017 (OP)>anon buys, plays, thinks about, or otherwise associates with 2k gamesYou are on the bottom half of the color pallette, oo oo aa
>>714976639>>714977092Shit like this is why no one will ever take WNBA seriously. They finally had a GOOD basketball player but they literally bullied her out of the league solely for being white. What a fucking joke of an organization WNBA is. At least NBA makes good money, WNBA is a tumor on fiscal reports and societyโs perception of women
>>714977115The stabber spells it with a K. Completely different guy, I was confused too.
>>714976761>>714977115youre thinking karmelo
>>714976017 (OP)Women's sport hasn't been popular since the skins game.
>>714977186to be fair thereโs nothing else about womenโs basketball worth discussing
her marketing agent literally made this thread
Angel Reese actually deserves it
>>714977186Stand back everyone, we have a Professional WNBA Expert here to correct the record.
Please proceed, sir.
>>714976017 (OP)Is this the new super monkey ball?
>>714977186i also know they got some fine ass girls I wanna fuck in the mouth
>>714977407How much for a meet and greet
Promise no knives
>>714977186I didn't even know that.
Is that true what they're saying? How do you bully someone out of the league?
>>714977371I hear mud wrestling and roller derby had their moments.
>>714976017 (OP)Carmelo is the absolutely shittiest fucking โstarโ player Iโve seen in any fucking sport. The definition of a โlosingโ player.
>get ball at the top of the key >hold for 15 seconds >jab step>jab step >fadeaway brick Un fucking watchable. This clownโs entire reputation was carried by the fact his name is cool. Nobody would gas up this shitter if his name was Tyson Johnson or some shit
>>714977567screw you , man. Hoodie melo was a cultural icon
>>714977278>no one will ever take WNBA seriouslyAlso didn't they still barely break the double digits for making slam dunks in the entire history? Like in the videos of some WNBA player making a slam dunk, nobody bothers trying to block it while everyone celebrates like its the second coming of Jesus. How in the fuck is there that much of a skill difference unless female players can't really jump that high?
>>714977547>How do you bully someone out of the league?Foul? No? I didn't see anything?
which female sport brings in the most money?
>>714977186I tried to watch WNBA games this year. Their product is awful. You're better off going to your local high school team's games than watching a wnba game. There were 5+ minutes runs where neither team scored a point and missed free throws/layups. You have teams that score 50-60 points in a game.
Amazing league. I hope they ladies get a huge new contract.
>>714976183Cameron Brink for me
me when I see black women (the two worst things in the world combined)
>>714977787beach volleyball
>>714976017 (OP)Wow, all you have to do is stab and murder someone and you get on the cover of a video game...
>>714977186probably because its the only thing the WNBA has ever had that gave them any sort of mainstream publicity
pushing one of the leagues better players away because they don't fit the image they're trying to cultivate is retarded, it was literally the WNBA's one chance to gain some popularity and they chose to shoot themselves in the foot
>>714977787Maybe women's soccer?
>>714977547It's a leadership issue. WNBA wants multiple stars to share the spotlight so they don't give anything special to their most popular one. Some of the players actually despise her for it. It's more of a marketing problem that they need to lean into. Some anons are predictably mad because she's white and they see this as a race thing.
>carmelo anthony
Isnโt that the guy who got famous for stabbing someone to death?
>>714977186Yes? That's the whole point, nobody and I mean NOBODY gave one iota of a fuck about WNBA before Clark, she put them on the map.
>>714977547>How do you bully someone out of the league?Everyone was just relentlessly shitting on her, from nonstop criticism claiming she was getting some sort of preferential treatment because she was white, she was racist, to blatant fouls one after another while the ref looked the other way, even her own team was in on it. It was just one huge collective woman moment, a new girl comes in an outshines everyone so they just want her dead no matter what, despite all of them benefiting from the extra viewership and sponsor money that Clark brought with her.
>>714977673Because his name was cool, absolute shit player that wasted his natural talent
>>714976183is she not wearing underwear?
>>714977787probably gymnastics
old, retired, overrated male player paired up with an overrated, overhyped current female player - sums up the modern state of pro basketball
>>714977734>he doesnโt know niggerball fouls only matter if youโre black
>>714977789This is fucking fourth-hand hearsay but I used to work with some old lesbian who was MASSIVELY into the WNBA (obviously), to the point where she was a superfan invited by the city's team to games/events sometimes. She was chatting with my boss's boss about how a number of WNBA players admitted that they would be hard-pressed to beat even a mediocre college men's team, basically citing that even at 18 those kids were stronger, faster, and better coached than an WNBA player ever will be.
Anyways I heard this from my boss, who heard it from HER boss, so it could be total bullshit.
get my gurl in thereuuhh~
>>714977787My guess is tennis
>>714978037>>714977906>>714977390>heh there's nothing else to talk aboutThe lack of self-awareness in admitting that you don't engage with this topic outside of some drama you heard another anon circlejerk about.
This is why it's hilarious reading /v/ takes on anything non-videogames.
>>714976415What do we say Anon?
3D IS...?!
>>714976485She seriously left? Wasn't she like objectively the best player in the WNBA?
>>714976017 (OP)>wnba>selling anything
>>714976017 (OP)Sex with black females
Curing their bad habits with my pale dick
Starting a family and building generational wealth to make the other black women who stayed with black men jelous
>>714976451They fucking hate that bitch. Itโs hilarious how ridiculously racist those black girls in the wnba are
They couldn't pick any of these top 10 players in the league?
>>714978392Thats why she left
>>714978342Nigger, you keep saying this shit but please explain what point you are trying to make. Are you saying there's more to the story? Then explain. Stoping being a goddamn retard.
>>714976418Yes. This is classic 2K stupidity putting this bitch on the cover. Even people who follow WNBA think she's a stupid cunt. I was loosely following the Angel/Caitlin drama as it unfolded.
It's not "calling her racist and shit" but straight up flagrant fouls on her and stuff. Clearly she is incredibly jealous of Caitlin Clark, who was filling up stadiums. You can probably find compilations on YouTube of Caitlin being abused by Angel. There even was some old bitch that ruined Caitlin's unanimous vote for MVP by voting for Angel, which NOBODY thought was legit. The WNBA is right back in the shitter. It's pretty much this girl's fault. She basically single-handedly ruined the all-time-peak of WNBA popularity.
I only entered this thread because I think putting Angel on the cover is completely retarded. I don't even follow the WNBA, but the drama with Angel and Caitlin was fascinating. Bitches ruining the WNBA when they finally got a little popular. Like, not even hidden. Clearly public retarded bitch behavior.
Imagine like... Tom Brady had some record breaking season and playoff run, winning the superbowl, far and above the best player in the NFL, single-handedly selling out stadiums, and the MVP votes come out and it's 29-1 with some faggot voting for Aaron Rogers, and that faggot is clearly connected to Aaron Rogers and the vote is blatant faggotry.
Apparently being voted unanimously is some huge deal, and bitches fucked it up for Caitlin, the most popular WNBA player of all time. Like, legit women fans of the WNBA stopped watching because it was so embarrassing for women.
Then they put this retard on the cover. LOL.
>>714978552>this will sell our game
>>714976086You know what? I would. She ain't bad looking and since she is an athlete she most likely has a nice looking tummy and her pussy grips like those anti rape devices.
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Reminder that you are way too short for these amazons.
>>714977278>he thinks the NBA didn't do the same shit in the 70s and 80s when Wilt, Alcindor, and then Jordan became their marketing posterchildren
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i don't know anything about this wnba drama stuff, but if the wnba pushed caitlin clark away then that is some of the dumbest shit they could have possibly ever done just from looking at ticket sales.
Sports games are for literal nigger slop eaters, it will make money no matter who is on the cover
>>714979028they're all lesbians.
>>714978540It's cause blacks think it's their sport and hate seeing anyone of any other race succeed in it.
The WNBA is actually pretty interesting if you give it a chance. Competition can only trend upwards which makes for better games to watch down the line. They need your support anons.
why do you faggots REFUSE to discuss video games?
>>714979615If i wanted to watch shit basketball iโd just watch youth level
>>714978392One of the weirdest things I've seen with the internet in a while is that ever since the last season ended there've been a buttload of youtube videos claiming CC was in talks with euro leagues or teams and is leaving the WNBA but it's all bullshit, it's just bullshit that's being pushed hard. The answer to your question is no though, she hasn't left.
I honestly don't know how they expect to even make WNBA catch on when the NBA has went to shit. Between dunks no longer shattering the equipment, assuming there's even any dunks at all, almost all shots always come from the same 5 or 6 places its been so damn hyper optimized. It's just dull as fuck now.
>>714978649Bro itโs meloโs daughter you expect her to not be a self-obsessed insecure shitter that sabotages her own team
Imagine if they tried to bully Larry Bird out of the league because he threatened Magic's popularity
Absolutely grim for wimmins apehoop
Some of these women are cute, like Brink, Van Lith, Canada, the last number one pick Paige something
>>714979785The ones I want to discuss get deleted.
>>714977489Based God? You are still here?
>>714980314Any but 9 please.
>>714980034>ever since the last season ended there've been a buttload of youtube videos claiming CC was in talks with euro leaguesDon't something like 50-60% of WNBA players play in Euro leagues as supplemental income though? I'm sure CC was popular enough for people to start clickbait drama about her """leaving""", even though it's common as none of the players get paid enough to make a living.
>>714979170Nobody gave a fuck about the WNBA till Caitlin came along, the WNBA ignoring her is hilarious and racist as all fuck
>>7149803145 out of 10 of these women are from the same highschool AND the same graduation class.
>>714980663She's got a 20 million dollar deal with Nike or some shit. Maybe it's a lot more than that. Anyways, she never even went there for summer leagues or anything, it isn't just exaggeration, it's complete crap.
>>714977186https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7wE8Zi6jy8
Fake sport. Less talent than high school boys' teams and the most retarded calling I've ever seen.
I tried watching and it was fucking awful.
>>714979615Based WNBA enjoyer
Amazons are sex goddesses by default
Then they put on thin clothing, get covered in sweat...
It's glorious
>>714977186>I guarantee this is the ONLY thing you know about the WNBAThe only thing I know about the WNBA is this lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmF8iIeOVEo
>>7149803143,4,6 or 7 plox
>>714980314Oh, it's that black chick who has a McDonald's meal named after her.
unironically what would it be like to have sex with a 6'7'' wnba player
>>714980849wnba players have to be the dumbest people on the planet, holy fuck
>>714976017 (OP)>angel reesehas any other player ever made a career out of rebound stats that are 80%+ their own missed layups?
>>714979615>The WNBA is actually pretty interesting if you give it a chance.
>>714976157>>714976415Any woman wearing extended lashes is fucking ugly without layers of make-up 100% of the time
>>714980849The only reason anyone even cares about the WNBA right now is the drama between the girls. It's why the referees let it happen and the media pushes it. Clark is a worse player than any high school boy on a varsity team
>>714981185I banged a 6'4 girl in college and it was fantastic.
A 6'7+ girl must be PURE KINO.
>>714976017 (OP)Damn, if I had ever purchased a sports game, which I never have, I would definitely never purchase this one.
>Watch girls hoop when visiting my parents
>Airballs
>Missed layups
>3+ minutes of possession where neither team scores
Genuinely, I could watch better gameplay just going to a high-school game. At least Clark can fucking land the shots she attempts. Too many people think they're Steph Curry trying to shoot 3's from the half-point.
>>714980314Should *I* be following these accounts? What kind of things do they post?
>>714982236>Genuinely, I could watch better gameplay just going to a high-school game.Why is this a surprise? A WNBA team would get destroyed by an average high school boys team.
>>714982236>>3+ minutes of possession where neither team scores
Probably the best part about non-NBA games. NBA fans are too used to points not mattering at all until the end. There's too many points all the time.
Now watch a soccer game and you could go 2 hours and only one goal goes in at the end and it's the best feeling ever.
>>714983046The difference though is that in soccer (and hockey) that kind of stalemate is due to the skill of the players rather than just being shit and unable to land a shot.
>>714983046Thereโs a difference between teams not being able to score because the other team is making it hard for them and not being able to score because the players are fucking shit.
>>714976415WTF how did you read my mind?!?
>>714976017 (OP)Talking to black dudes that love NBA2K the one thing they fucking hate about basketball is the WNBA. They all call them ugly dykes.
You alienate the one audience that plays your shitty rehashes. Good work.
>>714976017 (OP)>Will she sell NBA2Ks?lol, fuck no. She ain't a good player if she has to resort to violance. Even the referee cheats in women's basketball. Women's basketball is shit.
The ONLY women who can sell women's basketball is Caitlin Clark. And even they did her dirty.
>>714983046now imagine if soccer had no goalie and there were dozens of attempts, and the teams still walked away with 0-1 scores
>>714983285>>714983254Reminder that just a few seasons ago we were memeing about how the old basketball stars like Hakeem were basically playing with firefighters and cashiers. Now that the NBA has been around for decades the skill level has gone up significantly. The Women's league just started so give it a few years to get better.
>>714976017 (OP)It will be the least popular NBA title in decades and everyone involved will be at a complete loss as to why and never find the cause.
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fuck the game, when are they coming back?
>>7149837791940s NBA players would run circles around the WNBA. hell, literal teenagers can and do run circles around them. The WNBA has existed for thirty years, the league is as developed now as the NBA was during the era of Larry Bird vs Michael Jordan. Not only are they not anywhere near that level, I would argue those 80s players would clown on the modern NBA too.
>>714977186>>714978342Don't be daft anon. I know even LESS about the WNBA, because the little I've seen was boring as fuck. I have no clue who this angel reese person is.
But go ahead, lay it out. Show me what makes you hype about the WNBA.
>>714980314Lets roll. 5 means you get all 3?
>>714976017 (OP)she cant even sell tickets to her own teams games
She has the face of a middle eastern black man
>>714984226October, and no one is optimistic about their new home.
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Why does /v/ still hate sports? It's comfy as fuck. Especially if you play on the side.
>>714980314The wheel of wonder
>>714984793because every single major sports league took a knee for the NWO in 2020. you're funding your own cultural erasure if you continue to engage in them.
>>714984793Arcade-like sports games are great. They don't make those anymore. Everything is just simulations with shitty lootboxes.
>>714984793I hate watching sports. I hate watching esports. I hate watching speedrunners. I'd rather do than watch.
>>714984793What makes it comfy?
>>714984283Middle school black boys would be dunking all over the NBA. The primary reason no one has ever tried the transwoman in basketball is because they would absolutely dominate, like score 70 points per game. It would make Lia Thomas look like a footnote.
>>714984960>long day>crack open a cold one, TV on>sun setting, soft orange light in the room>announcer voice like a warm blanket>crowd murmuring in the background, then erupts when something happens>not even watching your team, doesnโt matter>just vibes>jersey slightly too big, worn out but familiar>dad yelling at the screen like heโs the coach>grandpa falling asleep in the recliner mid-inning>snacks on deck: chips, wings, maybe a pizza if itโs game night>no obligations, no stress, just the game>time slows down>player does something based, chat lights up, everyone in the game thread speedposts>even the ads start feeling nostalgic>halftime comes, take a piss, stretch, back just in time for kickoff>comfy levels off the charts
>>714985627you left out the comfiest part of all, going to the general of your sport on /sp/ee and talking mad shit to people
>>714985627>>comfy levels off the chartsah, so it's just a nurture nostalgia thing.
>>714985881He's literally describing being soothed and fed in like a baby
>>714985976>sportsfags never not projectingI'm proud of you son.
>>714977986It is 100% a race thing and everybody with a brain knows it.
Anything involving black and white in America will always be about race. That is the reality.
>>714976017 (OP)>industry plant and retired star to avoid having the two rightful (white) players on their respective covers J's may have handed you the keys but we all know you're just larping and it's embarrassing for everyone who has to see it
>>714986459I just like that the WNBA aren't prude.
>>714984793I've changed my mind.
I love sports now.
Tell me when the moe gacha that uses nba likeness for genderbent players comes out and I'll play it.
Imagine, black players = giantess dark elves
It'd make billions.
>Bird and Aids nigger defined the nba in the 80s, take it to new heights, lay the groundwork for the Jordan, Kobe and LeBum eras
>no, no not for us
Are wimmin retarded?
>>714984793Because sports vidya are only made for fans of those sports these days. In the 80s and 90s motherfucking everybody played sports games. A lot of it was just vidya being new and here's this new type of video game but they also pushed the boundaries on graphics and gameplay. Everyone I knew played sports vidya. There's nothing now tying anyone here to sports.
Ok fine. I'll bite. Who should actually be on the cover? Can you even name more than 2 players?
>>714977489based and fuck kevin durant
>>714987101Nikola Jokic and Caitlyn Clarke
>>714987101the NBA has no superstars anymore. their last guy was Kobe and he retired in 2016
>>714986983They just got too caught up in the realism meme. Sports games peaked a long time ago.
Women's sports is a joke that men allowed to go on for far too long to make women happy, because now the women have forgotten that it was a joke and think they're actually athletes.
>>714987101Modern women without fail always have at least one tattoo.
>>714987101the only downside of tall women is that their feet are too big
>>714977186>watching womens sportsKYS
>>714976017 (OP)The only thing I know about this girl is she hates the white chick who is better than everyone else in wnba
>>714976017 (OP)Racebaiter Reese??
I'm surprised but not all that surprised. WNBA makes dumb decisions on a regular basis.
>Decades of jokes of nobody caring about WNBA flushed down the toilet because chuds couldnโt resist another arena for quasi race war bullshit.
I hate all of you
>>714976017 (OP)I try to buy the game but whenever I try to put my card in the machine, I miss.
>>714987101why was I born short
>>714976017 (OP)sportsfags will buy literal shit if it said NBA on it complain that it's shit then continue to play with it
>>714976017 (OP)>>714976086Oh great
Brown women thirst thread
>>714992924the extent people care about it now is seeing a tweet and getting mad for maybe ten seconds. It's still a shit and dead league propped up by the nba. Even with feminized zoomers they cant push this shit successfully.
>>714980663she's changed the economics in the WNBA. where they used to fly commercial airlines to games now they fly private. they can actually make a decent living now. the NBA owns a significant portion of the WNBA and are doing their best to push Clark's as the face of that league and her rivalry with Reese.
>>714976017 (OP)why does the WBNA try to force her so hard when she's so laughably bad at basketball? Is it because she's one of the only black players who looks somewhat attractive?
sports game season modes becoming gambling gacha tier modes is pretty damn funny.
>>714976415uhmmm.... yeah???
>>714978748The game case comes pre-broken
>>714976017 (OP)Damn, I thought they put the negrata who killed the kid at the highschool fair, but that negro is called karmelo not carmelo.
>>714994459So 6ft girls can tower over you.
>/vpol/ pretends to care about sports games when there's an opportunity to complain about the race/gender of the cover photo
Oh no, it's arguably worse: cumbrains pretending to care about sports games so they can post unappealing photos of literally who on /v/
>>714983475>She ain't a good player if she has to resort to violencelmao
>>714984891He was asking /v/, not /pol/. Retard.
>>714985627What are you, 50? This is the shit my dad (baby boomer generation) did while complaining that active hobbies like videogames you're literally actively engaging in them are "durr brainrot".
>it's le COMFY sitting in a chair drinking pisswater eating chips while watching sweaty black men play with ballsFaggot shit.
>>714976017 (OP)>>714976086Honestly she's not bad looking so it's actually a pretty good idea to put her on the cover
>>714977186feminists finding out about the WNBA and then getting slapped down for being dumb cunts will always make me laugh. they dropped that shit so quickly after finding out the league is completely propped up with funding, and that no one watches it.
>>714996486Caitlyn Clark doesn't have off the court presence, she's very nice and humble, which makes her hard to be conventionally marketable for the wnba, as such they don't understand that just having a talented white girl is enough so they opt for shilling BAB Angel Reese because she has "the tude" and a publicist constantly trying to sell merch.
I mean this with my whole heart we are seeing bigger fatigue manifest itself in all corners of American society such that women will tune in for CC and tune right the fuck back out for Angel Reese.
>>714978552None of them made it to the finals. Also not even the top 10. Plus like only 5 guys in this picture are top 10.
>>714980314Angel Reese only followed because show posts pictures of herself like she is desperate thirsty slut.
>>714984226Only reason why I watched games outside the playoffs.
>>715000936Then why anons crying that she isn't as hot as Clark?
>>714980314nigrette for me
>>715001997Caitlyn Clark looks like a man, but she's damn good at basketball(for a lady)
>>714976415Yeah, she's ugly. Seethe, amerishit.
>>715001997She's a tryhard who can't match Clark on the court
>>714994459So you'd have bigger mountains to climb
>>714979615They play at the same level as middle school boys but with less spacial awareness.
>>714976017 (OP)I didn't know you could play sports with makeup on.
>>714977371Whats the skins game ?
>>714978552>Westbrick >Top 10
>>714987101Hungry skeleton
>>714976017 (OP)Do 2K games use DENUVO?
>WNBA
pic related is from latest FIFA and includes trophy hunters
>>714976017 (OP)Since when is the WNBA part of the 2K series?
>>715004037tits anon, he's talking about tits
>>715005038Why? Nobody cares about women's sports
>>715005301The NBA thinks they force meme it into popularity. Its not hard to pay a video game company to include something to try and advertise it more
>>715005301probably mandated. the nba tells networks they have to show wnba games as part of the tv contract.
Is that FFXVI advocate Angel Reese?
>>715005240Last time I watched a "sport" was 3 years ago, they haven't made a new season since
>>714977986It is, unfortunately, at least partially (probably mostly) a race thing. The thing is that it is not Caitlyn herself. In fact, it is almost never the players themselves. Believe it or not but most athletes aren't racist considering they themselves play people of different races regularly. Tom Brady looks like the whitest guy ever yet you have literal black guys from the hood who fall in line behind him and will listen to every word because he was their leader and they believed in him and he believed in them,
The issue is always other people. The #1 example of this was the NFL season in 2016. The Superbowl was between the Patriots (the "whitest team" that still had plenty of black players on it) vs the Falcons (the "blackest team" that still had a white QB) and then people on twitter racialized the fuck out of the game to the point that it made me pretty sick. I actually hate Brady, but I wanted him to win solely because of non-fans turning into into a tribal fuck fest when both teams had black & white players.
>>714998560>I came into a thread about something I hate and now I am angry and dilating>how could this happen
>>715006491>Don't criticize the thread I tied my personality to!!
>>714979615Nah, I can't be fucked to watch anything but the NBA playoffs. They play too many games.
The NFL is actually perfect because they play just enough games that you can easily follow it and a product like Redzone exists for the hardcore fan. It is why Baseball sucks too. When you play like 100 games a season each one barely means anything. For the NFL every game matters a lot due to draft position, playoffs, first round bye, homefield advantage, etc.
>>714986246Shit, Bird vs. Magic had racial undertones. And they ended up with a great deal of respect for each other.
>>715006623>giant bitch just waiting in a thread he hates for repliesHere's your attention
>>714982236I feel like because the NBA is so popular that WNBA players just try to play like them but lack the skill. I bet if you had a scheme of just practicing easy layups and 2 pointers you'd probably win like 75% of your games just from that. I myself watched a few WNBA games and there were WAAAAAY too many women just outright throwing a ball from a spot they had 0 shot of making it in. It is like they have to use all of their upper body strength to even get it near the basket so all accuracy goes out the window.
Hockey > All
absolute horseshit those faggots in Florida won
She's terrible and the wnba is a joke. Half her own rebounds ate from her missed layups under the basket. All the dyke niggers in the league are salty because the white girl is putting fans in seats and views on TV after decades of failure and being the nba's government gibs program. NBA is also terrible and extremely faggy more than ever before.
>>715006975I mean I can actually understand it. If you've been grinding in the WNBA for years and then the only reason anyone cares is because some wunderkind white girl shows up it would probably be pretty fucking annoying. But I'd swallow my pride and realize that the only way I'd actually get a halfway decent contract is if we start to become profitable, so I'd just accept it.
Believe it or not, I can see it from their perspective. But I also think it is important that Caitlin Clark herself is not some insane, rightwing super hyper KKK aryan nation 1488 woman. She is mostly just focused around basketball. SHE gets flak because some moron on twitter says "GOLLY THEY FINALLY GOT A WHITE WOMAN IN THE GAME" or something.
>>715006653The fucking Opening Round is too fucking long. I greed is the answer, but do we really need a Play-In Tournament & 7 Game Series after that? Like the Sweet Spot was 16 Teams, Best of 5 1st Round then Best of 7 afterwards. Be rid of the Play in, go back to Best of 5 1st Round but do the Divisions like the NHL did in the 80s to help foster new rivalries.
>>714977186Twitter algorithm thinks I'm a nigger so I know what's going on. Even black nba players and men say the league niggeresses are jealous and sabotaging themselves. If the league grows because fans come out to see Caitlyn then their opportunities grow. It's already happening. If CC mania never popped off, this monkey bitch wouldn't on the cover of nba 2k
>>715007180Adults who play a ball in hoop game for a living should understand how blessed they are. They been operating at a loss since the league started. NBA makes money which is why the players get paid well. Caitlin Clark is the beat thing to happen to these girls but they're too black to understand.
>>715008013I agree they should be happy that they have a chance to actually make their league profitable. It sucks if the only reason it happens is because of a white chick, but whatever man. You can't complain about the discrepancy in pay between men and women in the NBA and then also sabotage the one person who is starting to breath some life into your league.
>>714976415Being this much of a retarded contrarian must be hard, eh?
>>715006491>nooo you HAVE to like my off topic garbage threads>>>/b/>>>/sp/
>>715008174Also, I'd bet 90% of wnba fans were white before this but it's perfectly fine if the white star attracts more whites. You never saw a nugger talk about golf until Tiger Woods came along.
A study found that "One meter of height and 10 kg of weight increases total vaginal length by 0.09 cm and 0.02 cm"
a womans vagina grows at a rate of 0.008 inches per 3.2 feet
meaning, even if a woman is 7 foot tall, she will have a regular person sized vagina
interesting
>>715004578Don't talk chubby like that anon. Being lean doesn't make you a skelly.
>>715010131She looks like she eats ass
>>714980314Hailey is so fucking hot, it's unreal
>>715003361I think women could beat high school boys at sports..... If they seriously practiced.
I'm simply not convinced female athletes actually fucking train as rigorously or consistently as men do.
Not to say women can beat men in sports, but I don't really think women are trying, hence why Caitlyn Clark is a showstopper, kinda like Rho DA Rousey was the best woman UFCer of all time til the women actually started training instead of doing Zumba
>>714979449>>714978540very low iq take. Watch more WNBA to understand the full story.
>>714980314I want Angel to sit on my face roll
>>714977787>>714977846>>714977954It's tennis, there's a reason why the Serena sisters are known around the world.
>>714976183Fridge
>>714976485Good for her
>>714979615>>714977805Women are faggots.
Who the fuck is pushing for WNBA so hard?
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>>714979710lil nigga already stacking norwoods
>>714976017 (OP)Why would they have a stupid murdering nigger on the cover? It's bad enough he graduated, but now he's on the cover of a game?
>>714976415Like 80% of this website have successfully psyopped themselves into becoming homosexual.
I still play modded Madden 08 to this day
>>714976415She's ugly
hot as hell but ugly.
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>>714980827is her dog ok???
>>714999920The WNBA doesn't need someone marketable, the WNBA has always been a circling toilet because it's a laughing stock the way the women play compared to men. You finally have someone skilled come in who is luring in fans because she is entertaining to watch and the WNBA is so fucking incompetent they let her get the shit beat out of her constantly. People should watch the compilations of these disgusting whores trying to blind CC through blatant eyejabs.
>>715014853I'd solo you, bitchtits. Don't @ me ever again, faggot.
>>715014960>The WNBA doesn't need someone marketable, the WNBA has always been a circling toilet because it's a laughing stock the way the women play compared to men. You finally have someone skilled come in who is luring in fans because she is entertaining to watch and the WNBA is so fucking incompetent they let her get the shit beat out of her constantly. People should watch the compilations of these disgusting whores trying to blind CC through blatant eyejabs.Look ok apehoop is all dey has, you gotta unnastand.
>>714979067This anon get it, "normal" american sports are more scripted than wrestling.
>>714979615I gave it a chance. I was shocked that the majority of them can't even play. I'm not exaggerating at all when I say the best Jr High boys team would embarrass them.
Angel Reese is fucking terrible, she has one of the highest rebound rates in the WNBA because she misses 5-6 shots in a row and then is tall enough and used to where her missed shots will go that she self rebounds all of them. It's fucking hilarious how she thinks she is some star.
>women complain no-one watches womanball
>finally a talented woman in womanball
>suddenly all the women in womenball immediately conspire to take talented woman out of womanball
https://youtu.be/90b2R6yzIzE?si=8SodVrr5lIlsvOM-
>>715015213Pro women teams, of any sport, practice against high school boys.
>>714977371I sincerely enjoy women's tennis, volleyball and track & field. And more obscure things like skateboarding, climbing, curling. This is because their version of the sport, while inferior, is still entertaining and cute. I do not like women's basketball. Women's basketball is big ugly chicks playing slower and worse than men with zero outside appeal.
>>715015409It's simple woman good at womanball is not black woman
You see blacks think they own basketball so white woman good at woman ball and bringing an audience threatens the black women who think they deserve it even though they can't do it with their skill
>>715015543Women's softball is alright, the chicks aren't hot but that crazy windmill pitch they do is wild
>>715013512>Who the fuck is pushing for WNBA so hard?The real NBA, because if people started actually watching WNBA games then they wouldn't have to waste millions every year subsidizing the league.
>>715015619There's been plenty of male basketball pros who admit that underhand shooting is also easier/more accurate but no one wants to do it because they think it makes them look like a pussy(which it does)
>>714977787Tennis by a substantial margin. Gymnastics is very popular but the absence of a professional tier puts it well short of tennis in terms of revenue generated.
>>715015797Wouldn't that detract from their viewership?
>>715015409Lol because women are the biggest haters of each other don't let any nigga tell you otherwise
>>714976017 (OP)>Carmelo AnthonyIsn't that the kid that killed that white kid and made like a million bucks on go-fund-me?
>>715015619I enjoy junior girls softball. The adults try too hard to act and play like men.
>>715016186lol you already know that isnt the same carmelo
https://youtu.be/DEJaq7qgTYE?si=oPM5MfzUFqIWv9Wy
>enter off-topic /v/ thread
>expect good discussion and great bantz, like any off-topic /v/ thread
>instead get one feminist bitching about anons not "knowing anything about wahmen niggerball sports"
rare instance this does happen. usually other boards leaking to /v/ (like /pw/, /ck/, and /f1/) result in great discussion and banter but nah this isn't one of them. I can only imagine how worse it is on /nba/
>>714976451>>714976614>>714978540>white in a league that's predominantly black/mixed>hetero in a league that's predominantly homo/bisex>God-fearing Catholic from a strong traditional family>possibly the Chosen One who'll put WNBA on the mapShe's the personification of everything globohomo fears.
>>714976086she has spectacular tits and not even just for someone that's 6'3
she just genuinely has amazing tits in general
>>715015921They probably schedule the games to avoid overlap. I can't say for sure because, like everyone else in this thread, I don't watch women's sports.
>>715015921I expect NBA execs understand it's a men's or both situation.
>>714976157>>714976017 (OP)What the fuck is up with her face?
>>714976017 (OP)chat is this real?
>>714978649>You can probably find compilations on YouTube of Caitlin being abused by Angelyou can find clips of both of them fouling the shit out of each other unnecessarily. women in general have no concept of sportsmanship and that includes caitlin
the problem is internigs and interwhites will turn literally anything into a race thing and since gen Z is terminally online (celebs are no exception) the players themselves will latch on and perpetuate it, even when it wasn't a "race thing" initially
anybody that has seen caitlin clark's behavior on the court isn't really saying she doesn't deserve it, she's legitimately ego incarnate, they just think it's fucking stupid that the whole league is out to injure her because of how much she rakes in regardless of that
angel reese is a terrible player btw
>>714976017 (OP)They should've put Hailey Van Lith on the cover instead. I wish she weren't shit
>>715012994>I think women could beat high school boys at sports..... If they seriously practicedHow? They're smaller, weaker, and less coordinated. Training can't overcome that.
>>715016778No because there's a leak of Caitlin Clark and her pussy is completely bald
>>714976017 (OP)Why would it be this objectively mediocre player instead of Caitlyn Clark who drew more attention to the WNBA than any other player in the sport's history?
>>715017187Never heard or seen of such leak
>>714984793Basketball can be fun to watch but the NBA has gotten so fucking awful to watch, especially this year with OKC and their team of refs that play by their own rules. And I'll be damned if I'm about to start watching the WNBA lmao.
>>715007180>If you've been grinding in the WNBA for yearsOk but why are you still level 3 if you've been grinding and she's like level 10?
>>714999920>Caitlyn Clark doesn't have off the court presence, she's very nice and humble, which makes her hard to be conventionally marketable for the wnbaWell it's kinda hard for her to have a personality other than nice and humble when the organization is sabotaging her image by taking the ridiculous claims of racist fans or white privilege seriously.
>>714994581>sportsfagspost your weight?
>>715016778>bush?>based>clean?>cringe
All I know is that I've seen Paige Buecker's hairy butthole puckering uncontrollably while covered in girlcum
>>715018110120kg and I don't buy shit games and act like an abused girlfriend about it
>>714976086I'm thinking it's time.
>>715018354>fatass doesn't like sportsshocker
>>714976086Would let her dribble my cum
>>715018484I never said I dislike sports you literally made that up because you were mad I said sportsfags and felt attacked
>>715017187It's not completely bald, she was shaving and the video quality was ass but it wasn't bald.
>>714978552The current best player in the league is on the cover
>>714976086Niqqas are sleeping on this ebony beauty.
>>715019028>current best player
>>715019127trashy ugly dog and is bad at sports
>>715003129>She's a tryhard who can't match Clark on the courtThis, and has attacked her in a chimp out too.
>>715019172Chokic lost, the age of BAWBs is over.
>>715019712>Jokic out of nowhereAbsolutely rent free
>>715019256Did I ask? :skull:
>>715019256>retarded nigger that doesn't watch ball and gets his takes from twitterI don't expect anything less from a subhuman like you.
>>715021785Football (Forme de egg) is actually the best sport in the world, but it has been so ruined by commercialization it is borderline unwatchable.
I remember last season a game went to overtime, so the next game to come on had to sort of rush to get back on schedule and they played an entire quarter without commercials. It was actually one of the best sporting events I have ever seen in my life. The real time tactical decision making on both sides of the ball was something to behold.
Then they caught back up so after every 3-4 plays they have to go to commercial then talk about the Jeffery Dahmer Feasting Player of the Game, and the McDonald's Quarter-pounder Quarterback of the Day, and the Culver's Cheesy Move, and the Bestbuy Best Play, and the Reebok Running Back and the Nike Nigger and fuck that shit dude.
>>715016923>angel reese is a terrible player btwtyping all that up just to tell us you don't know shit about hoops. yikes retard. also for the record, angel reese has been killing it and is having a better season than caitlin clark. i know it pains you white faggots to see your token manface bitch eat it but it is what it is.
>>714976086>>714976157>flapjack titsbleh, just wear a different dress
>>715022750I like watching American Football with friends online but I can only tolerate the "breaks" because of my friends. Watching it alone is some fucking peak THEY LIVE glasses off tier shit with how much commercials are spammed. It's to the point where I feel a majority of the audience would miss them if they were entirely edited out of broadcasts at home.
You know something is fucked when burgers somehow convinced people that superbowl commercials were an event in itself for boner pills and trucks
And now America is assfucking soccer as well by trying to desperately bring halftime show culture to it.
>>714984891>in 2020lol
I love this line of thinking because you tards move the line so much to when you personally felt freaked by it. It didn't suddenly become the "circus" in bread and circuses in your recent memory pal.
>>715023580I am pretty much the same. I either need to watch Redzone (which in and of itself is kind of ADHD but a good product) or if I am actively watching it with friends or the /sp/ thread is moving fast. Otherwise it is just ridiculous. Everything is a commercials. Not just the commercials, but also them inventing new ways to show replays just to put a corporate logo and slogan attached to it.
>>715013839and smoking backwoods from the looks of it
>>715023713WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>715025125AT BEEEEEEEEEEKAAAAAAAAY
HAVE IT YOUR WAY
YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
>>715022878post her +- you fucking larper
>>715025464>post her +-Fuck does that matter you fucking ape, you act as if that's strictly an individual stat when her team is notoriously shit and she's being asked to do everything. Even then she's still putting up 13pts-13rebs-4asts-1.5steals a game. Cope all you want but she's having a better season than Clark you mouthbreathing faggot, cope all you want subhuman.
>>714976017 (OP)Who cares dont all the people who end up on these game's covers die or something?
>>714976017 (OP)at least they didn't chose the most ugliest negress possible
>>715015409Did we really need 25 different anons to just regurgitate the same thing over and over like it's their original thought and not something they read another anon say?
>>715019834>white's last hope ate too many french fries and lost the plotpottery
>>715016428It's a little odd that a retired player who hasn't been relevant in over a decade is the cover star and he just happens to have the same name as a racially motivated killer.
why does this thread have 300 replies
Why the defenders are at upfront in basketball but in hockey and soccer they're at back?
>>71502600813pts, 13 missed layups she self rebounded 4asts
>>714978342Nobody cares about the WNBA anon, people just want to see a white woman get one over on a black woman. That's literally it.
>>715032701Is it really that different from the NBA? I mean people don't seem to have a problem with successful black people in the real league.
>>715019127>>714976017 (OP)That's a clean shaven Tracy McGrady in drag!
>>715029410Why not? Leftypol will bitch about the same thing over in the same way as well. Derailing to hot WNBA bitches is probably the best approach though.
>>715026302Hold up. Two part question here, and I expect all you fucks who complain that we don't know shit about the WNBA to step up.
Who is the UGLIEST fucker in the NBA, and
WOULD?
>>715026008https://www.espn.com.au/wnba/player/_/id/4433403/caitlin-clark
My brother in christ the only thing the seething nigriss does "better" is rebounding her own missed layups
Caitlin don't miss
>>714976183lmao this bitch is balding
>>714976317Do you know where you are? Did you know there's probably at least three anons in this very thread that no longer fap to humanoid figures anymore? Hell. I'd bet there's at least one that would rather fap to the basketball than all the girls in the thread.
>>715023580I was saying it's when they went mask-off.
>>715017347>OKC and their team of refsbraindead redditor opinion
next you're going to tell me the draft lottery was rigged to give Dallas an out
>>715034060>I'd bet there's at least one that would rather fap to the basketball than all the girls in the thread.Sex with balls
>>715034883Yeah, I KNEW you ball fondlers coudn't resist a female ball like the WNBA's.
What's the deal with joggers pretending Catilyn Clark is a man? It's the Brittney Griner thing, except that MUST be an actual dude while there's a shower vid of CC where you see she's a woman. I assume it's just seethe that a white girl has mogged the entire sport and is the only reason anyone even knows there's a WNBA.
I wish Caitlin Clark was racist
She should just lean in to all the bullshit
Instead she bent the knee saying "white privilege" was real
>>715034330This is BAIT. Go fuck yourself
>>715034330It's not like the NBA is averse to doing it in principle.
>>714976017 (OP)>White women are making the league popular>double down on the negress that's honest to god playing like shitkek
>>714976017 (OP)Women replacing men? How original!
>>715029528We're not talking about Luka
>>715034330>next you're going to tell me the draft lottery was rigged to give Dallas an out