Anonymous
7/9/2025, 6:06:04 PM No.714978530
Got to ending C and I'm fucking done with this piece of shit. How in the living fuck did this game ever get so much praise? Is it purely because the android has a nice ass? That's all it takes? Stellar Blade was a shitty game with a nice ass and it didn't get all these accolades.
People praise the story and the base premise and its very obvious twists (oh no! people are long gone! the machines they made are fighting on their directives for no one! HOW COULD I HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?) are kind of interesting but so little is done with them that those concepts don't even seem to matter. The machine/android characters are all totally uninteresting even without being repeated for the first two runs. Everything else is a nosedive.
Even the combat. ESPECIALLY the combat. I know compared to shit like Drakengard it's better but Platinum should be fucking embarrassed to have put out a game with combat and encounter design this terrible. Enemies ignore your hits entirely while you mash to fuck and occasionally hit the million-i-frame dodge and whittle away at them with no player expression and no depth whatsoever. It's the combat equivalent of fucking busy work ON TOP of being bogged down with a level AND equip system that do nothing but necessitate grinding or sidequest hunting for your damage/HP to not massively lag behind the enemy's.
This isn't outright kusoge just because of the level of polish on this turd, but it's pretty fucking close and certainly doesn't deserve to have GOTY nominations.
People praise the story and the base premise and its very obvious twists (oh no! people are long gone! the machines they made are fighting on their directives for no one! HOW COULD I HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?) are kind of interesting but so little is done with them that those concepts don't even seem to matter. The machine/android characters are all totally uninteresting even without being repeated for the first two runs. Everything else is a nosedive.
Even the combat. ESPECIALLY the combat. I know compared to shit like Drakengard it's better but Platinum should be fucking embarrassed to have put out a game with combat and encounter design this terrible. Enemies ignore your hits entirely while you mash to fuck and occasionally hit the million-i-frame dodge and whittle away at them with no player expression and no depth whatsoever. It's the combat equivalent of fucking busy work ON TOP of being bogged down with a level AND equip system that do nothing but necessitate grinding or sidequest hunting for your damage/HP to not massively lag behind the enemy's.
This isn't outright kusoge just because of the level of polish on this turd, but it's pretty fucking close and certainly doesn't deserve to have GOTY nominations.
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