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>>714983028 (OP)Major Garland Miggs here.
>>714983028 (OP)Oh God. This run is already super annoying
>>714983028 (OP)>Next: Cupheadnot for the next 4 threads
miggy
>unlikable and not entertaining gdq โelite kids clubโ (corvimae and his retarded cheeks, frozenflyhoe)
>pokemon
Does not get much worse than this
migging with tremendous regret
>>714983451This would normally make me hungry except I spent the last two runs making pancakes.
I really should have waited to make and eat them for this run honestly.
Why does everyone like the spyro run from ESA?
Did anne do something, or are they simping for her?
>>714983479based chartecker bearbro...
>>714983479Horror block sure was nice, remember that?
>>714983479>all those red runsgrim
Every single year I see Corvimae, I wonder if they look into the mirror and think "Yes, these are the cheeks I wanted"
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>she/they
>they/she
I don't understand
As someone who watches ALL of the GDQ side-events, I am so fucking tired of seeing runs from side-events being ran also at main GDQ. No wonder this event gets boring every year. This exact run was done at the last FF (including the blindfolded teacup shit). They really couldn't find a different run out of the 1000+ submissions?
So the Mario Seasons game is worth watching?
Get to drawing to pass some time
>>714981136The last 3 digits of your next post is the dex number of the pokemon you have to draw.
>"everyone listen to this"
>"everyone make this sound!"
>screams over big eevee with his squeaky troon voice
migging just cuz someone told me to wait get fucked nerd
>Sword/Shield raids
That fucking bastard with the Solrock.
it really says a lot that out of the three recent nepohires, corvimae is the most tolerated over brutalmutt and rubiefart.
>>714983704No, it's a nepo run.
They get to do this at several different events because any of the side events don't matter when they get a crowd of 1k max.
>>714983704>They really couldn't find a different run out of the 1000+ submissions?quit noticing chud
this is the mandated pokemon neporun for this event.
Is speedrunning Pokemon the most soulless game to play fast? Even werster hated this shit
>>714983717>The last 3 digits of your next postI miss when there was only 251 pokemon
How do you go from this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
>>714983704its staff, they're allowed to circlejerk with boring shit but no we can't have another Super Metroid run that would be lame
>>714983662I think putting the "they" before the "she" makes the person it is referring to even more special. The pronouns are all normal, boring people trying to larp as shiny Pokemon. The more special your pronouns, the more special you are.
>>714983704>They really couldn't find a different run out of the 1000+ submissions?It has nothing to do with not finding a better submission and everything to do with nepotism. They just want to jerk each other's tranny cocks for 4 hours and the game is just background noise so they picked a braindead one that doesn't require any effort.
>>714983704They're not here to show off runs, they're here to get money from yetee's bi-annual tshirt campaign.
>>714983704You do know that gdq staff have super bias and the nepotism should be obvious to anyone. Its why good runs get buried in the middle of the night while the most random shit gets prime time
>>714983704These runs pull in a lot of money via incentives, so they're going to keep doing them, doing numbers by also bringing in hatewatching is just a bonus.
>Only day off during GDQ week
>Fucking 4 hour tranny bullshit meme run
god this game looks like shit
>>714983816too bad
draw the fucking sobble
>>714983861i remember this, it was genuinely hard to watch this
>>714983824I wanna go back, present time is too gay.
>>714983847>this person is staff for frame fatalesthings are looking grim for women
>>714983609Horror block is always great because it's mostly white cis males that run horror games
How we feelin about the SwSh race?
>>714984001the fuck is a sobble
oh dammit couldn't it at least be the fire bunny
sigh
>>714983816there's technically 4 digits now
Am I the only one who confused Proto Magical girl with Corvimae
>>714983479why are you the ickecker.
>>714983824These bonus streams were the best part of gdq and then somehow we're now living in this tranny timeline
>4 cute girls on stream
>/v/ goes nuts
>>714984135thanks faggot for reminding me of this "bit"
>>714984165The girls in pokemon games are like 10 years old.
>>714984078It evolves into the TF2 sniper.
>>714984076not even worth watching to see my wife/10
Is corvimae like 4 minutes behind the other one? What the fuck?
>>714984083>technicallyWhat the fuck do you mean "technically"
There either is or there isn't
>>714984178Welcome, friend. Hope you enjoy the run!
Why do all trans people use "y'all" so much?
Do they think it makes them sound more girly?
>>714984189dathings is still based
>>714984076If it was run by anyone other than these insufferable nepofaggots, it would be better. As of now - abysmal, get off the stage, etc.
>>714983568i understand everything
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>>714984076I own this Marnie towel, she's so cool
>>714983717you've got like a 1 in 5 chance of getting a well designed pokรฉmon
>>714984241Different route.
>>714983704>As someone who watches ALL of the GDQ side-events,
>>714984258more inclusive than "you guys" even though its appropriating southern (black) slang
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>>714983893>1000+nearly 2.5k this marathon
How do they find themselves funny? None of the shit coming out of their stupid fucking mouths is funny.
>>714984241Wow what a shocker, a 4 hour race is decided in the first 20 minutes completely removing the race aspect so we're left with the exact same run playing alongside it on a delay.
What a fucking surprise.
Hopefully fixed audio
and a catbox link
https://files.catbox.moe/cqhp6c.mp4
>>714984334same reason they find eachother passable
cultlike validation
I never played a pokemon game in my life
Am I missing something?
>>714983717I'd rather eat a couple cans of spam and 5 gallons of raw mountain dew
FOUR
HOURS
YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT'S GOING ON BECAUSE THERES TWO RUNS AND THEY'RE DOING DIFFERENT ROUTES
WHO OK'ED THIS
>>714984393Yes you have you edgy contrarian. You post "hot takes" for (yous) every thread.
Fattys so far behind lmao
>>714984393No. The time to bond with the series was age 6-13. It's too late.
>>714984412they/sheselves because its a staff lets play.
>blindfolded bonus that's gonna get met either people want it or not
ho-.. hoype
Nothing happening most of the time so it's constant talking
>she/they
>them/her
>etc.
I don't understand why you'd only be non-binary when people are talking about you in the subjective or objective case
>>714984076jrpg races are boring as fuck
Greta looks like she has a hairy coochie
God willing, I am right
>>714984351wasn't but i reencoded and reuploaded it for you anon
https://files.catbox.moe/jleaha.mp4
>>714984393In concept, they should be super open JRPGs with tons of options where every run is different.
In reality, you're limited by what Pokemon you can catch in certain areas plus some mons being completely fucking useless.
>4 hours of this slop
next good game when
>>714983028 (OP)I missed the backyard BASEDball run. did the run go well?
how come they never speedrun digimon games
>>714984536>I don't understand mental illnessyou're not supposed to understand it
>>714984284Anon...... what are you drying with her face?
why does this game look better than SV?
If you're not actually watching the speedrun I think you should leave. We're trying to enjoy pokemans done fastly.
>>714984393they're literally baby's first jrpg so probably not if you've played one by now
>>714984584titanfall in 5h
>>714984658to shreds you say?
>>714984623ESA spedran Digimon World 4
>>714984567thanks man, I tried posting on wsg but they wanted h264 and I don't quite get what that is, tried converting online but wasn't really working so I said fuck it, catbox cause I gotta go for a bit anyways. as long as people hear what I heard
The only Pokemon race I've ever seen that was remotely close was the Colosseum run from ESA Summer 2023.
>>714984630my face its like we're making out
How is there 4 hours of this? What even is the run? Beat the pokemon game?
>they hated xir because they/she told the truth.
>>714984623no good games
but that will change
Pretty sure I could beat a Pokemon game in a couple of hours if you just grinded with only your starter and used items, how is this impressive?
>>714984648really makes you think
>>714984503many such cases
>>714984727The each choose their favorite Eevee and have a let's play for the next 5 hours
>woke up just in time for a 4hr+ pokemon run with troons on screen
>>714984554luckily I was this before I headed out, it's nice.
>MS PaintI was never good at using that.
I do all my drawing in GIMP 2
kudos to you guys
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>>714984812>GIMPHow the fuck do yo navigate that shit? It wasn't made for human beings.
>race
>race
>showcase
>race
>showcase
>coop
nice schedule
>>714984828WOW DONT POST OFF-TOPIC GARBAGE BRO THIS IS A VIDEO GAME BOARD MODS ARE GONNA GET YOU
>>714984648SWSH had an art director that left Gamefreak, I guess they forgot to hire a new one.
Is there a way to just mute the tranny?
How we likin the run so far?
>tranny picks sylvion
>male
you can't make this shit up lmao
>>714984883What's the use case for a graphics sofware made for human beings??
>>714984776UHOH.... An animal mount..... Nintendo is going to have a fun day in court with this one.
>>714984076Like it can go to hell.
All time low ratings for this run
>>714984882>Sylveon hijacked as a tranny iconlol
these freaks will cling to anything
>>714984883I love GIMP. Every update is an adventure with the goal of figuring out where everything moved to or what features they deprecated
>>714983861this was the worst run ive ever seen, one simp in chat spamming donos for shitty emotes to promote her channel
>4 hour pokemon run
>ran by trannies
>with a retarded couch
>stupid injokes
>non-stop donations
This is the summary of everything wrong with GDQ
>>714984940James Turner. The first Pokemon he designed was Shadow Lugia.
>>714984991I'm getting Keizaron Emerald randomizer vibes
can the pokemon people just start dumping porn or whatever I don't want to watch this shit run
>>714984882I love trans rights!
Which one of the girls is going to have to pee first?
There's no way in hell I'm joining the drawfags from the last thread due to issues of a skill kind, but I did finish the Elite 4 of this Emerald romhack I've been playing since the ESA threads while working on its Dex. Starting a new romhack (if not getting over the National Dex) seems a better move than to stay tuned to this, even as background noise.
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What kind of behavior do you call this? This fucking timid faggotry?
>>714985003Hijacked, lol, that Pokemon is the probably gayest one of all
>>714984957Much like speedrunners, the vast majority of Eevees are biologically male.
>>714983861corporate fake fun, nobody on that couch actually likes eachother
>>714984959Not having to navigate through an eight-dimensional labyrinth to get to shit that's accessible in two clicks or through a keybind in stuff that does industry standards.
>>714983861>She didn't even know how to play the game casually>Nikoheart emotionlessly telling her what to do because even he couldn't feign any excitement
>>714985091dont wake the jeet, those messages prevent ACKs you know, its backed by science
>>714984991These useless fuckers should just stop running. Letting nepofags run rampant is almost as bad as turning this into a troonfest.
But donโt worry, theyโll probably get more runs. Flyhoe will run some stupid kaizo shit nobody cares about, corvimae will run some other pokemon shit. Probably with the indian troon.
>>714985140What's the use case of stuff being accessible?
>>714985091I've gotten permabanned for less years ago when they didn't have the chats on sub only during off-peak times
>object pokemon are the best
...
I see. This is who pokemon company appealed to.
>>714985204Non-Linux users don't like to make shit difficult for themselves.
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>>714983717>>714984001Drawn on a trackpad, enjoy
>join the stream for the first time in like 5 years
>donation reader says "trans lives matter"
>close it
>>714985171If someone over the age of 4 needs to be reminded to drink water, a basic biological function of all animals, maybe they don't deserve to live.
>>714985083>this Emerald romhackHow is this? The sprites look nice.
What do pokegirl feet smell like?
>>714984351Thanks, this is horrible.
>>714984703no problem anon, if you use handbrake to (re)encode your videos, here's a 720p preset that's optimised for quality.
just save the paste as a .json and import the profile in handbrake.
https://pastebin.com/i85cC86n
>>714985290good thing you didn't check yesterday, was way worse
>speedrun
>4 hours estimate
Why even call it a speedrun at this point
>>714984393Play Pokemon Stadium, you can ignore the others.
Alright fellas
I know we say it's unbelievably over for real this time every gdq
I think it actually is this time. Record number of zzz nepo runs by black people that can't even play the game, and I bet if we had a way to record the number of times said the trans rights identity politics would be max as well
Alongside the intermission segments being the dumbest they have ever been+ no sent
>>714985398That's depressing lol
>>714985368she forgot to paint her toenails
>dude is trying his best to explain things and constantly being talked over
Man this is painful to watch
>>714985440That one has the sushi mini game I loved as a kid, I was 10 and Pokemon was life. Had no idea what a trans was, life was golden.
>>714985395The whole game is a race bro
>day 4
>only 600k raised
Finally this event is dying
I guess I'll just go to work...
>>714983486What a stupid ugly bitch
>>714985381>not re-encoding in video editing software In all seriousness I should check this out
Why the fuck are the pokemon runs always terrible to watch?
>>714985471best I can do is only 1 more decade
>>714985549Don't worry, millions in the wings on the last day.
The tranny is incredibly annoying, for reasons that aren't even related to them being a tranny, surprisingly. Xhe's just really annoying.
>>714985549The fuck are you smoking?? This shit always has a slow climb til the last day when it always manages to double the donations in a single day
>>714985549Somehow they will beat their previous event on the last day
>>714985471I feel like a gold miner in the 1800s sifting through the harsh environment just to find that one nugget, and tbf there has been a few.
Just a few.
>>714985606no real speed tech, just mashing through menus as you overlevel one mon to kill everything for 3+ hours
>lets push the horror block to 2am PST!
>yeah lets run an extremely shitty Pokemon that even diehard fans hated for 4 hours and 15 minutes
>>714985272What's the use case of non-linux users?
It's just a /g/ meme bro.
Anything over 3 hours should be banned
>35k to complete a single puzzle
lol
>mods delete every post that has an image of a bio-female attached to it
GDQ staff has infiltrated the /v/ mod team.
Compromised board.
How do we force gdq to drop the neporuns?
Why you fags keep watching this tranny infested event?
>>714985738>all the good runs at 3am>baby games randomizer race and dog shit game ads during the dayThis event is designed to torture people
WHY ARE THEY
ALLL
FUCKING
SCREAAMMMINNGNGGGGGG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714985831surely can't be worse than the incentive to read the "lesbian" dialogue last year
>>714985802rules for thee, not me. US Congress style
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>>714984713what the fuck happened there
Am I allowed to like the one on the left?
>>714985930it's all yours bud no one else wants that
>>714985964she is a real woman so sure
>An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
kino
>>714985964>she/theyFaggot
>>714983717time to go again
>>714985964You're allowed to like whatever you want, anon. You'll just be judged without bias by your peers, is all.
Is anyone backing these threads? Would like to go back and read the first days, I hopped in around Majora's Mask.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714979068/#714979536
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714979068/#714980078
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714979068/#714981090
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714979068/#714981376
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714979068/#714981709
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https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714979068/#714981891
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714979068/#714981971
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714979068/#714982015
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https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/714979068/#714982353
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Tranny janny do you ever sleep or take your fucking eyes off the GDQ threads?
>>714983479why so many good games seem to be during the graveyard shift?
>>714985964She kissed some tranny jeet on camera and it was gross. she's permanently ruined
>>714985964No, keep your eyes off my future wife
>>714985343Content-wise it's the same as vanilla Emerald with all additional forms/Z moves/evolutions of Gen 1-3 Mons up to Scarlet/Violet, Fairy type, updated movepools and an overall graphical revamp to make it look similar to a G/S/C sequel among many tweaks, including one of your Mons following you around in the overworld like Yellow and HG/SS. The only thing that made me cringe is the few Pokemon type changes made for "rebalancing" for no particular reason, stuff like Doduo/Dodrio becoming Ground/Flying, Huntail/Gorebyss getting a Dragon subtype, Noctowl as Ghost/Flying and such.
Plus it's one of these hacks that's afraid of asking your gender at the start, you get to choose between MODEL 1/MODEL 2 which look exactly like regular May and Brendan
>>714986094>including one of your Mons following youI'm sold
Man. I like Sword and Shield, but goddamn this is at best a second stream run. 3 hours is the absolute limit on game length any marathon speedrun should go.
>commentator during pokemon
>doesnt know the pokemon rap
>let alone pokemon mentioned in the rap
ban this fucking dumb bitch
>Anyone of the trannies speaking
So what the fuck am i actually looking at here? Trans shit aside, can anyone explain what going on? I don't play pokemon games. Why are there 2 runners? Why does it say "Trade alt race"? What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is going on? Is she having a fit on the mic or something?
>unmute
>flygone doing some gay shit
>mute
speedrunner rights are human rights
>>714986252Activating sleeper agents.
How can they speedrun this but not know at least one line from the pokerap?
>>714986067Fewer people thus spammers rating everything S just because it's barely tolerable, (which is miles better than the primetime runs filled with political messaging and gdq staff) become more noticeable.
>>714984949It's so bad that I started watching 2000s American reality TV shows instead
What are the best games for beginners to start speedrunning
>>714986264Total speed runner death
I have a sudden urge to shoot fly in the back of the head
>>714986337Are you trans? If not you are not ready to speedrun games
I couldn't give two shits about Pokemon but goddamn I love Gloria
>>714985802Trans Rights can have as many hours as they want.
>>714983717>>714984463>fucking lickylickyI mean, could be worse, but could certainly be better
>>714985606Pokemon has the most simplistic implementation of jrpg combat possible since they're designed for small children.
Something like an ff9 run can be enjoyable, but Pokemon is basically a literal baby game.
>>714986264All speedrunners deserve to work in the coal mines
fucks sake I don't even care about all the trans shit these people are just annoying at their core
>>714983479How did ESA's chart look in comparison?
>>714986337Just pick a game you love and play it until it's miserable.
Top fucking percentage ratata.
>>714986337Your favorite game as long as it doesn't have stupid RNG manip or intense tricks
>>714986489then experiment with randomizers and HRT
>>714986432>these people are just annoying at their coreWelcome to the majority of people on camera for these events.
>>714983479Pac Man was that good?
Back in my days there were only 150 pokemon.
yeb... those were the days
>>71498640941% of trans runners Speedrun any%
>>714986620Mew is still under the truck, anon.
>prizes and trans rights are like, in my top 10 favorite things
who the fuck says this shit lmfao
why are americans so fucking weird
>>714986620Back in my day there were only 2 genders
yeb... those were the days
>>714986610We're at the point where competence basic commentary about the game earn you top marks.
>>714983479is this one of the worst GDQs ever? if you account for the false flag voting and remove the positive scoring giving to objective dogshit like
>plumber for all seasons>dead rising 3>blue prince>arctic eggsetc.
then this has to be the marathon with the highest amount of honest and real majority red scores
>>714986702>prizes and trans rights are like, in my top 10 favorite thingsOh... So I didn't mishear that.
I'm disappointed.
remember during the horror block how for like five straight hours literally nobody said "trans rights" once
>>714986702I dunno man. Being American feels indefensible these days.
>>714986779>objective dogshit>plumber for all seasonsFuck off zoomer
The only good thing about GDQ pokemon runs is the threads
>there's going to be a second pokemon run this week
>these people WILL be on the couch whether or not the runner wants them
>>714986683Mindbroke the cunt into becoming a freak
>>714986702That's definitely just some jew writer.
Pay attention to Marnie's throw animation.
>>714986793graveyard shift vs prime time is the essence of night & day at this marathon.
>>714986779the marathon is only halfway done and they've already spammed trans rights more than any other marathon has for the entirety of their lengths
>>714986831mario romhacks are gay as fuck. GDQ are really reaching into the depths these days when so many rom hacks are on the schedule
>>714986620Still without question the best generation of pokemon designs. Gen 2 was pretty shit, gen 3 was sorta okay, and after that they all blur together and I don't care.
>>714986876Do some jumping jacks
I tolerated enough of this shit. So much for comfy chilling in the hospital after a foot surgery. These insufferable pricks are only making my pain worse.
Imma go play some yugioh on switch or something
>>714986810Yeah, apologise again!
And for GDQ generally
Province of Canada when?
>and hi from Germany, go ESA
>>714986858>It's also 4 hours longWhy do they approve this shit?
Everyone shut up Nessa is on screen.
>>714986683you posted this last thread faggot
HRT destroyed "nerd" communities beyond repair
The dude on screen said "It is Nessa time."
>>714987012Because a mentally ill individual is running it.
trans rights HOOOOOOOOYPE
>>714986935That romhack was impressive, not that you would have any idea how much effort it takes to make something like that
>Screams constantly
>People actually pay for this shit
Kill GDQ already
What were they thinking as they designed her?
>>714987192it also took a lot of effort to make concord. what's your point? something bad can take a lot of effort
Can't stand Corvimae's "nyeaaa" voice
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>>714987192It's a speedrunning event, not a showcase of developers effort event.
>>714987210Itโs probably hard to think one-handed, anon
>>714987263disingenuous faggot
>>714987269Can't stand any of their voices in general. They speak english, they're saying words. But it's all just incomprehensible annoying shit, in the most nasally obnoxious tone that can be achieved.
>>714987314not an argument. romhacks are shit. sgdq2025 is shit
>patch made the game run slower
sasuga, game freak-sama
Why does the trans runner keep interrupting the real woman runner when she tries to speak
Damn, this run really killed the thread.
The ppm is lower than in dead hours.
>>714987312Those poor amputees
>>714987398>not an argumentI'm not going to argue with some zoomer retard comparing a solo-dev romhack to fucking Concord. Romhacks have been on GDQ forever, go away.
how is it possible for a human to have cheeks like that, it looks so unnatural
>>714987498Because he's an attention whore
>Create a name
It's gonna be trans rights, right?
>>714987278That's a funny video.
That corvimae person looks like a young Robert Baratheon
>>714986683fake and gay, keep seething chibi.
>>714987583he does not bow to the pressure of society
at some point games done quick being so trannyfied is going to hurt the amount of money donated and they're going to keep losing and losing until nobody cares about it and they shut it down for good
What are you trying to say ?
one on right looks doable but sounds like a trannie
I would kill for a speedrun marathon for pokemon games for how many ways there are to run them. Some of the runs would go long, but I think people would be ready for it. This race is actually really annoying taking up so much real estate.
>>714987752the money will be fine as long as the sponsors keep pickup up the slack, unfortunately.
They never shut the fuck up. Worse nothing of value or relating to the run is being said
>>714987583What kind of mutt genes gives one hair like this?
>>714987583lol trihex saw chibi doing it as well and stopped
>>714987568is it plastic surgery or some kind of horrendous physical ailment?
I need someone to show me a graphic comparing the amount of money all GDQs funded over the years, so we can see how much it declined
>>714987752Lol as long as MSF and Prevent Cancer keep funding the event it won't stop
I feel like Corvimae could possibly pass if it weren't for the voice, would probably work if he had a super high-pitched fatgirl voice.
>>714983717Rollan.
Here's the last one I did for GDQ. Was kinda of shitty.
>>714987504I (and anybody with half a brain) pretty much just fuck off whenever pokemon is on because every single Pokรฉmon run not by werster is shit, was shit, and always will be complete and utter shit.
I am just stopping by because I'm bored
>>714987867>Some of the runs would go longAnon, I don't think 85% of the dwellers on this thread would be up for something long like the Professor Oak's Challenge, even on Gen1 games
>>714987952>952Fuck that shit I'll draw Capsakid instead.
I wish Marnie was in a better game.
>>714987950>I feel like Corvimae could possibly pass
>>714987964Then why did you just donate $722, anonymous?
>>714987583oh it definitely is
>>714987702Implants were a bold choice. The before and after really do look completely different.
>>714987950he's like 7 feet tall
Thoughts on this absolute unit?
>>714983717>>714986027i guess i'm just getting ground mons I suck at drawing
>>714988046fuck off nonce
Do Trihex or Big Jon run at any events these days? Feels like all the black runners I remember from the golden GDQ era are all gone.
>>714987752>at some pointanon the event has been dying for like half a decade now. the fact that they still hit the same donation numbers is just a (((coincidence))) that you shouldn't question
>>714987950yeah, he could pass as a fat ugly pig
>>714987887Itโs just bad injokes and pointless yapping. Their egos are too high for being so fucking unlikable
>>714988107he's a growing lad
>>714988107makes me look slim by comparison, holy shit
I'd love to hear the soundtrack, but all we get is empty loud obnoxious trash talk
>>714988205>ban evadingtake the hint pedo, nobody likes you
>>714988063I wonder how much of that is sponsor money
When is the the King showing up?
>>714987946https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq/
>hop on, it's MAPs time!
trannies confirmed for pedophiles
>>714987920It's plastic surgery where they thought "Let's jam in the biggest fucking implants we have"
>>714988438Been MAP time all thread, don't look at the deleted posts.
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>>714988327I have some bad news, anon...
>>714987946money is actually increasing inversely to vierwship decline. in fact, right now, we're at nearly the highest donation amount ever despite being far and away the lowest vierwship ever, at 1/3 to 1/4 the viewcount this event used to pull.
curious, huh?
>rest of the week off
Hopefully we get some good fucking runs
>>714988438Oof we took a big L with this one queensโฆ
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>>714988531What is inflation?
>>714988557>>714988107dude's taking up like 3 fucking seats
>>714988576probably not what you think it is
>>714988138You might get him at like 1 ESA Summer every 3 years depending on how much he shills his gofundme's
I'm scared to unmute, bros
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they hated xer for speaking the truth
>>714988530That's no king, he only works out at the buffet.
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Did we ever find out what it said?
>>714988691Iโm scared gretaicevixen and swiftalu wonโt tie me up in a dark alley and use my body for their pleasure
>>714988576The charts are adjusted for inflation already
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>>714988809Alright I think I'm done now
>>714986442Wasn't an amazing ESA, but still why less red. Also GDQ already is approaching 2x the amount of trannies, plus ESA was ad free
>>714988742I didn't even understand half of that, why was that offensive?
>>714988742>Oh Science is that a--- a hecking OPINION? AHHH i'm going to kill myself!!! Youre literally only allowed to say Trans Rights and Hydrate, anything else makes them go fucking ballistic
it says a lot about the event when i enjoy the stupid fluffpieces with kungfu and spike more than i do 90% of the runs
>>714988742another paypig gone
>>714988976Ad run free I guess, yeah gdq this year has a lot of shill games
Bluepill: GDQ died in 2020
Redpill: GDQ died in 2017
Blackpill: GDQ died in 2014
>>714988557Some alphatroon should come and backhand all these people across the faces
>>714988979He said the run was too boring to be put during this time block.
>>714989049Understandable though. Spike is a legend with serious rizz
Why does Flygone always wear the same exact outfit? Those clothes have to be a decade old at this point
>>714988383Viewership is at an all-time low
Donations are top 15% or so
The dollar amounts are NOT adjusted for inflation
>>714989071He's right though, this run stinks. I'm going to go ride my bike or something
>>714989149not suspicious at all, stop noticing things
>>714988976Curse of ESA being before GDQ this year.
>>714989149Someone should open a money laundering investigation
>>714988519>MaralMan it's been ages since ESA dropped the charity and she went off to that weird influencer cult.
>>714989068Pre 2020 still had its moments at least
announcer wont shut the fuck up
>>714989149Grim how it's down 13k from 6 months ago but I suppose a 4 hour staff Pokemon Race bingo neporun doesn't exactly help
>>714989308Why dont they do crowd cams anymore
>>714989149ANOTHER 5 MILLION DOLLAR DONATION FROM THE YETEE HOOOOOOOOYYPPEEE!
>>714989149Why are a quarter of these the same color? This shit is unreadable.
THE POWER OF THE POKEMON COMMUNITY
>>714989068Getting old, the last gdq I enjoyed was the one in which bonesaw was banned
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>>714989149adjusted to inflation they are making less money.
>>714989361Everyone tries to be a personality.
Tempted to just make a r speedrun thread asking how the viewers is lowest it's ever been but the donations are nearing an all time high
>*open stream*
>*close stream*
see you in 3 hours
qrd on the pokemon run so far
>>714989423>24% inflation in 5 yearsThanks Biden.
>>714989468nobody knows as nobody is watching/listening
I am not trying /pol/, I sincerely am not but how do you guys unironically watch these literal trannies with insufferable HRT voice?
I am just playing vidya myself now instead of putting up with this freakshow humiliation ritual.
Maybe will tune in later if someone at least somewhat normal shows up later.
>>714984258The real answer is that it is popular in shitholes like plebbit, trannies being autistic spergs means they tend to use internet jargon also irl without differentiating. Think about someone here who also says "kek" irl, it is similar.
>>714985874I sincerely wonder this myself too
>>714989149They deserve worse honestly
>>714989468tranny with male sylveon lol
>>714989451Someone explain this stupid fucking hydration meme to me.
>>714989339The bigger problem is the prime time peaks
There seems to be a floor of about ~15k that never gets breached except for stream restarts
But during the heyday of 201Xs, they regularly peaked at 150k+ viewers
They can barely pass 50k this event
BANNED FOR THE F WORD
oh a tranny said it? uhh nevermind let's move on
i want to see the real target audience do a run
>>714989523Anyone have the one where he tells the tranny to get lost?
>>714983662My best guess is that the pronouns they prefer more are listed first. Doesn't seem that complicated desu, just largely unnecessary. Doesn't seem to hamper their financial gains so them appealing to that loud vocal minority as a precaution seems wise. They probably piss off less people with the pronouns than without, otherwise why bother.
>>714989523This is still one of the funniest moments. Waves the girl closer, tells the tranny to move away. Dance autist was based.
>mae is playing on the sword version
>>714989398the older ones turn purple because they are "outdated." you can freely toggle each year on and off on the sidebar.
>>714989530I'm not watching, im having to mute while playing SMB3 on RetroArch. I'm getting ready to go work out because fuck this run. I don't even understand what is going on with this bingo card alt race evolution mumbu yumbo. And besides the game itself looks like a really boring animal battle simulator, probably meant for kids around 8-10 years of age.
>>714989149>$616,870 in 2025 dollars is equivalent to approximately $453,405 in 2015 dollars (CPI-adjusted)So they're doing just slightly better than AGDQ 2015.
Decade long consistency, corporations love that.
>>714989690how can you even tell?
>>714989487It's fucking crazy, dude. All groceries here, like everything that I buy, is all like 50-100% more expensive than it was pre-covid. Rent (and insurance) has gone up too, but not as much. I don't get how they can get away with saying it's only ~24% inflation. Maybe that's technically true, but I'm paying 100% for some things, and fast food is now as expensive as restaurant food. It's unreal.
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>>714989404together we will line their pockets
>>714989149Seeing GDQ die would be kind of funny
imagine in 10 years reading an article in the New York Times: "Awesome games done quick was a massively popular gaming event for years. Then it died. What went wrong?"
is there any proof this isn't a money laundering operation for a cartel
>>714989560Water is heckin' good for you.
>>714989786Fuck knows. It's just what the girl on the left said.
>>714989789luxury items haven't inflated as much. need items (food, housing, childcare, etc.) have. in aggregate, 24%.
>>714989361They fear webms.
Pokemon runs are such a fucking blight. It's just there for the staff and clique to jerk each other off or hours in frint of the camera while they walk through these piss easy baby games with zero skill needed.
>>714989361They don't want to make the trannies upset.
>>714990069what do you think her seat smells like, anon?
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>2 hours 30 minutes to go
>30 thousand dollars to put a plushie in front of the runner in a puzzle that solves itself
>>714990069Uhm that's a real lady, bros
>>714989560most organisms need water to live
>>714990069Whatโs her name again? I remember her actually being mid in photos, but I can fix her
This run would be infinitely better if it was just greta.
Corvimae is the most annoying type of person.
Not even talking about him being trans, just the whole "HEY GUYS I'M HERE TOO TEEHEE LOOK AT HOW QUIRKY I AM HAHA LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!" personality.
>blindfolded
>getting told by the couch what to do
what the fuck
>>714989468QRD DEEZ NUTS HOMO
>>714990270Whenever he fucks up, he sounds exactly like Chris-chan. I can't handle it
>>714990270>Corvimae is the most annoying type of person.trannies aren't people
>>714990069>that brief period of time where GDQ was popular enough for hot girls to show up randomly
>>714990270He probably trooned out in a desperate attempt to fit in
>>714990270Yeah, it's actually bizarre. Usually, one of the most annoying features of trannies is the fact that they are trans. Not this guy though. He's just an annoying person, and him being trans has nothing to do with it.
I'm not in the mood to watch GDQ shit, which is why viewership is down since I'm connected to global consciousness.
>>714990270For real. When Greta went into the blindfold section, and explicitly said "Please don't be too loud, I need to hear", Corvimae immediately starts to shout for attention.
>Gonna miss the rest of the run for a speeddating event
>Have to put up with the cesspit that is modern dating
Not sure which is rougher
>>714990269Darude Sandstorm
>>714989468It's boring as fuck and you should use this time to catch up on other runs or do things irl.
>>714990456you literally can just not
>>714990456Feel for you anon
this game's animations are so fucking bad it hurts
>>714990456>speeddating eventbegging you on my knees for you to get some standards bro, you are better than this
THEY LITERALLY ALREADY EXPLAINED THE FLEX THING HOLY FUCK THEIR COLLECTIVE IQ IS 20
>>714990456I kinda want to try speed dating. I never get fucking matches on dating apps and I'm over 6 foot tall, not fat, and not horrifically ugly so idk why the deal is. I guess I'm not a 9/10 gigachad but it's fucking rough bros
did that guy run on stage and flex without permission or did i mishear them?
>>714984258it is literally unironically 100% to "sound black", to show solidarity with blacks, to "normalize black language". but they dont actually even go half-assed with it and just pepper specific phrases like that here and there, that one's even widely shared among white southerners so im really surprised it's caught on so much and stayed popular for so long
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>>714990516it's too late for him sadly
>>714990456>speeddating eventPlease don't tell us you also paid for it
>>714989468Pointless circlejerk with zero tension because they have backups and the category itself is piss easy. Even if you want to actually watch Pokemon you're better off doing it on mute.
do you think corvimae's father still loves him
>>714990456go and tell us how it went anon, i want to know all about your speed dating event
>>714990606dunno if you're talking about poke animations, if so they are turned off for speed
>>714990675Any hole's a goal...
Damn this event's viewership is in shambles
>>714990456it'll probably be more speedrunning related than anything shown on stream
>>714990456>speeddating eventYou're gonna get rejected by single mom hambeasts kek
>>714990456>speeddatingBro... why? I feel so bad for zoomers. I had a nice run through some girls when I was younger and the world wasn't as crazy, but modern dating seems like the worst thing imaginable. I'm glad I have zero desire and have already gotten it out of my system. God bless your poor soul if you think going to a speed dating event in 2025 is a good idea. Unironically, I think Tinder swiping would be a better waste of time.
>>714990702>backupsbut it's a race
>>714990762then don't bother with speeddating and just find an escort
>>714989896I got hospitalized for drinking too much water (hyponatremia) last year. I hate this hydrate bullshit
>>714990675pic is too real
i hate how they even put up the tie dye bullshit
>>714984258Y'all has been coopted by otakus since trannylators keep bringing ็ใใ as "y'all"
Probably for the lack of a better way to refer to a group of people in second person in English.
>>714990456Just ask your friends to meet someone new. That's how I've done it since high school.
Why is there a slash in one of their names? Is that a pronoun too?
>>714990832Are you the same retard that sued q-tips because you impaled your brain with them?
>>714990786the current stream is 100% botted, there is no way 45k people are watching some retarded tranny group lets play, the chat is way slower than even last year. i bet the real numbers are so much worse
>>714990914its a link to their twitch handle retard
Been thinking about these pronouns. Is she/them or he/them just a way for CIS people to get away in the trans community? Seems totally pointless, and also, wouldn't it be she/they? Doesn't even make fucking sense
>>714990069I wonder how many baddies show up just for the pleasure of mogging trannies.
>>714990964their twitch is ttv /izzy/yogcavey?
>went out to lunch
>Come home and tune in to see what's on
>Obnoxious as fuck run
>Shit still has over 2 hours left
Why???? Why no in the middle of the night?
>>714990978anon, don't try to think about it. him sure didn't
>>714990914They're plural
>>714990786Speedrunning attracts interest and attention, it's novelty has run out and trans stuff inherently repels
>>714990628It's probably your photos. Do them outside and smiling in good clothes, and you might start getting hits. I wanted to write because dating advice on /v/ is funny
>>714990637in that case can I say "all y'all niggas"
>>714989361Too many attention whores and memes over the years.
>>714990978Do not entertain their delusions, Anon. It's mental illness through and through
>>714990978yes its been like this since the dawn of tumblr, either they/them pronouns or they claim to be bisexual (neither require you to actually be a fag) its just a social status thing
>>714990456>tfw matched with some qt who happened to be friends with my best bro's gfKnowing the right people is how I got my job, and now it's how I'll get my wife.
I ate lunch, pooped, took a walk, pooped, jerked off, pooped, did some dishes, and pooped but this shit still has 2 hours left. What the fuck am I supposed to do in the meantime, play video games?
>>714990456>speeddatinglmao holy fuck do people really just save up some money and go to asia if you're that desperate for pussy.
>>714991172Have you tried pooping?
>>714991119I wonder if there are trans out there that are like "what the hell is with all the autists, I'm not anything like that"
>>714991207why do people really just save up some money and go to asia if HE is depressed and not PEOPLE
>>714991172Donโt you got to poop again?
>>714991249Now my pants are ruined but it gives me a chance to do some laundry, good thinking.
>>714991313Any time bud, you got this
It's not fucking looking good anons...
>Pokemon Race
>Cuphead Race
>Tetris Showcase
>Titanfall 2 Race
>Nip rhythm game Showcase
>>714991263Quite a lot, one of my flatmates is trans and all they're trying to do is deal with shit, not build a personality or lifestyle around it.
>>714991470TF2 is the only one I am looking forward to.
>>714991470the rhythm game showcase can go very right or very wrong
>>714991470Godless Wednesday...
>this shit isn't even halfway over
>>714991470I actually like the next 3 runs.
Dont know what synchronica is.
>>714991470nights are reaching godlessness levels never thought possible.
this is dreadful
every year they deploy these theater kids to try to entertain people on a 4hr slog run and I dont know what I'm expecting
>tfw i know all these characters from porn
>never played the game
>>714990801Tinder/bumble swiping got me laid with 10 girls last year, it's not impossible to meet people and have fun if you can relax around strangers (big ask I know)
>>714991569>not a speed run>could go rightInstant F, not a speed run.
Did Eevee really say that?
>>714991547>GDQ staff member and TroonKek have fun anon
>>714991470I can't wait to see what an AEW speedrunner looks like
>>714990978yeah i think a lot of "LGBT" people are basically just straight people
>I'm non binary but I want a straight relationship with kids.sounds like "they" just want pity points
>>714991534So like, trans people are real and out there without autism, just struggling like the rest of us. Then there are autistic people who go trans that are like a separate trans type? Like a symptom of autism some experience?
>>714991470>Titanfall 2 looks cool>sapphire_in_pinkGod damnit, it's a trans run, isn't it.
>>714987950Stop shitposting and focus on your run, Corvimae.
Why did I turn this stream back on
>>714991785Autists are more susceptible to "positive" reinforcement (grooming tactics).
>>714991579It's the obligatory shitty rhythm game not a speedrun that we will vote highly for some reason
>>714991694I'm super inconsistent. I will exhaust my likes for like a few days and get 0 matches, then lose confidence and fuck off for 2 months and repeat it again. Done this like 3 times now
>>714991470>synchronicaI've played lots of arcade rhythm games and this is the first time I've heard of it.
Apparently it's an old 2015 game that is basically just touch screen osu. Why the fuck are they promoting this now?
>>714987950Stop shitposting and focus on your run, Corvimae.
>Games Done at a Leisurely Pace
"she" looks so fucking disgusting
>>714991263Yeah. There used to be "normal" trans people. Not anymore though. At least not in America.
>>714991739>Road to EliteFastest to get hired by WWE
>>714991730Never mind. I spoke too soon. I'll skip it then
>>714992006There's no normal people in America any more
>>714991847If the name is overly feminine I assume the runner is a tranny
>>714991897So awhile ago, somebody positively reenforced an autistic person as a joke, and now we're here?!
After much deliberation, it has been decided this will be the final GDQ thread.
Thank you all for understanding.
>>714989523god i wish i had retard rizz
>>714991961That looks like a woman, and no tranny that puts "effort" into looking like a woman would walk around with hairy pits.
>>714991847It's just a heavily transcoded game, like new vegas.
>>714991961Hot, will watch their run now.
>>714992129>That looks like a womanWrong.
>watching you inspired my son to start shield for the first time
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>>714990978hey, check this out
>>714992129>that looks like a womanno it doesn't you blind idiot
>>714991172t. nega-dimitrus
>>714992129>That looks like a woman
this gdq is so fucking bad.
Covidmae is built like a fucking linebacker
>the gyms are literally the same except one is blue and the other is brown
What soulless slop, what's the point of varying gyms if they are just literally the same outside of the pokemon used between the two?
>>714991961it's tough being into hairy girls... you either get someone who's actually hot and hairy, a wannabe influencer only doing it so they can defy gender norms, or something like that
>>714992274I miss him when his model was more androgynous looking a few years back vs. just "it's a female".
>>714991994dude I know. This is like, not even running.
i dont watch this shit anymore, but just letting the cool people that dogwater runs is back in a week and a half
>>714992085Right in time to mig to the /sp/cwc thread, which will probably have more marnie pics.
>SGDQ getting quashed by Asmondcock
unironically over
>>714991961>Shaving everywhere but the armpitsThese people are being disgusting on purpose
You can see the fucking hairs on his chest
>>714992448The only actual move is to get a regular girl you find attractive and convince her to not shave her puss and/or her pits
>male sylveon
you guys think this upsets bogdanoff on some level?
>>714992548Anon you don't have to sell it even harder.
>>714991694>Tinder/bumble swiping got me laid with 10 girls last yearCute girls or slampigs?