Thread 714991707

>>714991707 (OP)
quirky chungus

>>714992020
I feel sorry for the guy, but then again the red flags should've been here visible since day fucking one. Hope he started going to the gym afterwards.

>>714992020
Holy shit I've never the second part lmao

>>714992020
This woman unnerves me. She looks completely psychotic.

>>714992513
I would not trust her with that cat, that's for sure.

>>714992020
>the webm literally killed itself at the end

>>714992503
>Holy shit I've never the second part lmao

It's pretty recent. She's clearly building her entire life around internet fame and attention and was clearly bored with her hubby and didn't find him attractive, which she interpreted as lesbianism.

Notice how she immediately dons a "uniform" as the "real me", (what in the hell does sexuality have to do with work jumpsuits?), and is posting all this online.

>>714992020
bro got out safely, thank god

>>714992697
>real me
Her real self is exclusively sexually compatible with the opposite sex, just like me, just like all of us. What she is doing is deny her true self and potentially the self of someone else by acting like a pervert.

>>714992020
His real life gets to start now. At least he has experience from the practice marriage. But the taint of being the guy who turned a woman into a lesbo is hard to wash away.

>>714992020
He must be really sad that he don't have to write performance reviews about himself at home anymore...

>>714993357
>His real life gets to start now.
anon...

>>714992020
white people have been absolutely mind nuked

>>714992020
how are these people even real

>>714992020
at least I'm not that guy. I think a lot of people would trade in for our lives, like sure a lot is missing but so is all the bs

>>714992020
how much ADHD do I need to be able to view this video

>>714991707 (OP)
the headcrab should have stayed as child replacent you dumb fuck, people can't have sex in the post-combine world.

>>714993831
bout tree fiddy

>>714992020
holy shit i thought she was 41

>>714993859
when you're right you're right

>>714992020
>sequel is better than the original work
I had no idea that webm had a second part, holy fucking KINO. The jokes just write themselves

>>714993642
I mean he has no kids, so no child support. Perhaps he has alimony? Who knows. But at least now he can try to find a non insane woman to impregnate and settle down with.

>>714992020
What's the dude up to now?

>>714992020
Holy shit. At least he dodged a bullet

>>714993761
Why does George's RX78 look AI generated

>>714994051
>a non insane woman
where the fuck have you been dude

>>714994051
>non insane woman
anon it's 2025. Women are the most fucked up they've ever been and nothing points to that changing

>>714993649
>some white people*
ftfy

>>714994172
He got hit but lived.

waxaa

>>714994010

Its very recent, dude wasted 5 years or more of his life on her, well, least wasn't 10.

>>714992020
Why are modern day city girls so IN LOVE with social media and internet attention?

>>714994610
social media for women is what vidya is for men

>>714994610
You live in a curated simulacrum, there are plenty of rural/suburban lolcows. Hell kiwitapes whole catalogue is full of fat rural degenerates.

>>714992020
QUIRK CHUNGUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS

>>714992020
>28
fucking christ what are the zoomers doing to themselves?

>>714992020
Life imitates art lmfao

>>714994842
women go on shitloads of drugs at like 13 now, so she's a basically a 15 year hard drug user

>>714995156
fuck retardy threads

>>714992247
You ignore all the red flags for the pussy, anon.

>>714994110
Not my cup of tea but that seems nice. She's hanging out and mostly fucking with her phone while he plays autism trucks and presumably she can be a lot lizard when he reaches a good break point

>>714992020
Karma is a BITCH

>>714992020
I don't think I'll ever forgive gay people.

>>714992020
this bitch deserves to die alone and wonder "what did I do wrong?"

>>714992020
>women "realizing" they're lesbian in their 20s
Genuinely how does this happen and why is it so common? Men know their sexuality before puberty, it's very obvious which gender is giving you butterflies (and later boners). A hyper religious upbringing can make people live in denial, but when they finally come out it's in an "I've always known but was scared to say" way.

>>714992020
>Life crashes and burns because you clearly are an insufferable cunt
>Become 1984 Junior Anti-Sex League cat lady member who worships globohomo
I would normally be a little sad about her position in life but these commie fucks need to suffer and die.

>>714995980
>A hyper religious upbringing can make people live in denial
Did you miss all the evangelical talk in there?

>>714995980
they often aren't actually gay but have been in so many unfulfilling relationships with men that they turn gay until they face the common violent and asexual reality of lesbianism

>>714994324
Just reread the center box and you're right, he did get hit. Married for 5 years, damn

>>714993472
Underrated

>>714994231
Most

>>714993357
>REAL marriage has never been tried!

>>714996802
Kek

>>714996790
He's a true Nintendo gamer

>>714992020
how do you end up marrying a total psycho like that
you could see those red flags from a mile away

>>714992020
I know a couple like this, when my wife's gay best friend saw them for the first time he took her aside and told her his cuckradar was off the charts and they were into cucking and hotwifing

He then had to explain to my wife what cuckolding was, then she came home and told me about it and started watching cuck porn while I eat her out

I have to say though, my favourite videogame is probably Xcom2

>>714997303
Stream it

>>714995393
Not when marriage is on the table

>>714992020
utterly dystopian

Does this belong here?

>>714994767
kek

>>714992020
did ADHD no longer attract enough attention on the internet? is that why she had to become gay?

>>714997490
>and started watching cuck porn
but why

>>714992020
I give it two weeks before she gets railed by chad

>>714997945
Chad doesn't want that trash.

>>714997490
Dude looks like Arnold in Total Recall.

>>714997779
It's always welcome

>>714997779
Stupid rage screenshot and you are stupid for saving it

>>714998164
You're asking for trouble posting here anon

>>714992020
The funniest thing you can do is candidly explain women to a woman and watch the meltdown

>>714994842
>28 at the start of July
Must be a 96 bitch, she feels way too millennial

>>714997816
I love these

>>714997646
Its what I think of when someone says late stage capitalism. Every interaction is party approved.

1/8

>>714995980
Attention

>>714998451
2/8

>>714996325
>until they face the common violent and asexual reality of lesbianism
Elaborate?

>>714992020
My man dodged a rape accusation. Good on him.

>>714998559
3/8

>>714998648
4/8

>>714998617
Men believe in the myth of "lesbian bed death" when lesbians are actually having longer and more frequent sex sessions than any other type of couple. In reality sex only tends to slow down after post-menopause because... yeah? Duh?

>>714997192
So link to the past is the only shitty game that does not suck ass?

>>714998745
5/8

>>714998834
6/8

>>714998227
Amazing... another insight from a 4chan troglodyte that rivals Socrates in how made revelation his captive. I understand life a bit more thanks to this.

>>714998231
>wah wah wah daddys money
classic

>>714998924
7/8

>>714994110
That's a pretty legit battle station. Good for Autismus Prime.

>>714998231
>31
THE FUCK

>>714999013
8/8

>>714992020
You ever notice how it's always 5s and 6s that behave like this?

It's never the genuinely attractive women. I'm never listening to retards again who thinks "dude the 6 with le personality is better than the 9" Fuck off you crab-in-a-bucket fucks.

1/x

>>714999243
2/x

>>714999097
Thanks, Anon. I don't think I've ever seen all of these together at once.

>>714998451
I didm't even know there are 8 of them
I like them

>>714999325
3/x

>>714999402
4/x

>>714998780
You're gonna have to substantiate your claims.

>>714999495
5/x

>>714998780
Sauce?

>>714999573
6/x

>>714995980
>Men know their sexuality before puberty
not true

>>714999656
7/x

>>714999228
>dude the 6 with le personality is better than the 9
What on earth would make you think this is the personality people mean? Her personality takes her from 6 to like realistic 3.

>>714999734
8/x

That's all I have from this series. I'm sure there were more, if some anon could post the ones I'm missing, I'll suck ya dick (metaphorically)

>>714999816
That's all of them, I'm pretty sure.

>>714995980
unironically parasites

>>714999779
That deadspace remake was fucking rad though
Also Mario Wonder and SF6 were good that year

>>714999927
nono...OLD hale

>>714994610
You're only seeing the ones online. I interact with a lot of women through work and church, and most of them just have a pinterest/facebook/instagram as a way of surfing and lurking. They rarely post stuff, if at all. The ones that do end up being plastered all over the internet, like the bitch in that post, who was also running a business selling planners and shit, so her internet presence was always for-profit.

The people I know who post the most publicly are all boomers, ironically. Most millenials seem to all grasp the fact that the internet is forever.

>>715000330
Proof that nu-metal, Halo, and roller skates were literally the peak of a happy human society.

>>714994110
you know, if this was a space ship cockpit for dogfights this would actually be cool as fuck

>>714991707 (OP)
Hal Life 2 does unironically suck, yeah.

>>714992020
>Blaming religion for your shitty decisions
White people are wild

>>714999664
yes it is. gay men overwhelmingly knew they were off by like 14. women dont realize it until their 20s.

>>715000330
07 really was the beginning of the end

>>714995980
I’m seconding attention.

>>714994106
>>715000228

>>714994106
Let me guess: you need more?

>>715001160
>Soicuck
Fuck off outta my sight, subhuman

Way ahead of its time

>>714992020
BRVTAL

>>715000998
pretty sure I was almost 20 around the time I realized I was asexual
I never even had the time to think about sexuality before that

>>714994106
women hate how little it takes to make men happy

>>715001426
>>715001494
synchronicity

>>714998234
ftfy

>>714999228
Pretty people are typically nicer than ugly people.

>>714992020
>Q. Chungus has filed the divorce paperwork with Manchild

>>715000429
THEY FALL IN LINE
ONE AT THE TIME
READY TO PLAY

>>714992020
>oh shit, what's up with white people, esse?

>>714995980
"Finding her gay self" is just how she copes with not finding the nice but listless guy she married so unattractive it's unbearable to be around him and you need to throw your entire lives to the trash. NEVER let a woman "lead" in a relationship. She WILL lose every ounce of attraction she ever had for you as soon as she feels like she is mothering you.
>b-but muh mommy fetish
You will NEVER live this fantasy. It's unnatural and women will hate you if you put them in that role.

>>714992020
Keep calm and chungus on, Quirk Gal!

>>714992020
>supposed to be going through a shitty experience
>HAVE TO MAKE SURE I RECORD MYSELF HAVING A BREAKDOWN TO POST ONLINE
I dont understand this. Why do people do this?I just screams to me that they're deluding themselves into negative emotions so they can share it online for approval.

>>715002942
>You will NEVER live this fantasy. It's unnatural and women will hate you if you put them in that role.
b-but!

>>715002963
You know even senators do it now right

>>715002963
Nothing that you experience privately in your home actually happened. The only events that objectively provably happened are the ones that are recorded and posted on social media. You're a retarded unexistant if you don't have an online footprint. Welcome to modern social philosophy.

>>715002454
KEK

>>715002554
You didn't create gaming, althoughbeit

>>715003135
I can't believe how this woman lied about being native American for like 50 years and everyone around her just said "Yeah, seems right"

>>714992020
>A five-star human. A great friend
lmao, one last scathing performance review on the way out

>>715003345
She would cry if you called her out on it
Do you really want that

>>714992020
Good for him.

>>715003479
Does he fuck his mom or his not-gf first? I didn't keep up with the story.

>>714995980
The biggest mistake we've made as a society is that somehow adults are immune to bad crowds unlike children. The girl probably fell into some batshit insane leftist group that brainwashed her (she literally types like a cult victim in that second post) and this is the result.

On topic: does ANYBODY have a higher res version of the Kiiller7 craiglist ad good lord.

>>714992020
>lets his woman boss and mommy him around
>doesn't put a baby in her after years of marriage
>WOW WHY ARE BITCHES SO CRAZY?? IT MUST BE THE SOCIAL MEDIA AND GAY AGENDA
I'm as misogynistic as the next buy but this one was entirely on the beta redditor manchild.

>>714994051
How do you think she bought the new apartment? Single woman, probably a make-work job, that big a place..

>>714992020
>I'm lesbian now so that means a one-piece jumpsuit, work boots and a side shave
>These were never who I was, but I have to fit the "image" of a lesbian
Actually mind-bending yourself into derangement.

>>714994051
>a non insane woman
hardest I've smirked today (I don't laugh)

>>715001118
>t. poop schizo deflecting

>>714995980
The video spells it out. This girl has some deep rooted mental issues. She’s way too addicted to the attention (probably not even getting that much with how trash her content seems to be) from the internet. She had her husband doing over the top performative nonsense for strangers, and her entire explanation of being a lesbian was something that could’ve been summed up in 2 sentences. These types of people plague the internet ever since normalfags figured out how to use it. I remember people like this on the pre normalfag internet, but they always got shunned and ridiculed and were generally disliked, now everyone acts like this and it’s the norm.

>>714995980
I didn't realize I was bisexual till I was 30
there was a lot of denial and retardation but still

>>714992020
this is just so bleak

>>714992020
Wtf is wrong with millennials

>>715003490
Yeah, I like watching ugly white women cry.

>>714992020
>Treating a relationship like a business venture

What happens if one partner notices the other isn't contributing equally to the partnership? This doesn't look like a healthy way to interpersonal relationships, romantic ones especially.

/v/ humo"u"r = whining about things without being funny

>>715004596
Wait till you hear about the chicken that crossed the road

>>714997192
Kek

>>714994610
women want attention

>>715005713
relationships are business ventures, especially marriage. Not literal line by line but both sides should be significantly contributing even if it's not in the same areas or exactly equal. One sided relationships are some of the worst kind of anchors people suffer through

>>714992697
It’s hilarious how dumb some guys are. I don’t know how you could see this girls blatantly desperate, and almost unhealthy seeming need for attention and not instantly pick up on the red flag screaming at you. Most people that desperate for attention or power are pretty cutthroat and callus people inside that will drop anyone on a dime the moment they get what they want or you stop benefitting them.

>>715003756
I wonder if he ever found a bro to play killer7 at his place.

>>714991989
Apartment alone? I guess she'll need to start a third business to triple her income.

>>714992020
>too vile to finish playing

>>714997945
>by chad
You're delusional. Slightly above average is the best she can get

>>714992020
I read shit like this from time to time and i just can't believe it.

It is absolutely insane to me how the wider populace got easy access to the internet and 95% of what they want to do all day is just upload videos and pictures of their own face while acting out for attention. It's fucking mind boggling how absurdly desperate normalfags are for any attention at all.

>>714992020
I can fix her

>>714998227
Sadly, social dynamics like these are too controversial in nature to be studied/reported by academia.

>>714992020
Okay so if marrying a nice christian girl doesn't work then who am I supposed to marry?

>>714999748
I agree with this anon. Being a functioning rational human being is expected. Being nice and warm etc. can boost you a tiny bit but a bad personality can make someone completely trash.

>>714992020
I knew a girl like this in high school. Really embodied the QUIRK CHUNGUS energy (HOLDS UP SPORK XDDD)

I looked her up a few years back and saw that her house burned down when the cheap battery pack she was using exploded one night. She lost everything. Made me smile a lil bit.

>>715007460
If anything a nice christian girl is a redflag from the get go. Girl with 0 personality or interests, someone told her as a kid to go to fucking church and devote herself to god and she did it without hesitation.

Real advice, you want someone who actually thinks for himself as a fucking human being, not copies the latest trends from horoscope magazine she reads.
I have a 60y old mother who divorced and juggled many partners, used most of them to do labor around the house. I dont think she had original though in her entire fucking life.

>>715007460
You're just going to have to roll the dice. Nothing in life is a sure thing

>>715008368
This. Only invest your time and resources if you're sure about it.

>>714992020
>Narcissist comes out as gay when she doesn’t get enough attention anymore and doesn’t get the 11/10 she thinks she deserves

Sad! Many such cases.

>>714992020
I'll state the obvious for the protocol: she's mentally unstable

>>714995647
Yeah, they suck. They blow, even.

>>714992020
>"Why has the dating scene collapsed in on itself?" summarised in one webm

>>715009068
/v/ will say shit like this and then feign outrage when guys in Afghanistan beat the shit out of women, stone them and fuck them at age 10.

>>714992020
Clownworld

>>715009162
The fact that you think there'd be any need to feign outrage at the thought of raping kids or stoning women is quite worrying.

>>715001426
>wheaaaaAAAAAAAAAUUUU
>DUN DUN
>ddDUN ddDUN ddDUN TSHHHHH

>>715009162
lurk more

>>714994225
what is sex with Posey like?

>>715009162
/v/ has been a known advocate for how correct Islam is about women

>>714994109
Rope probably. She literally wasted 5 years of his life for nothing.

>>715000373
heh

>>715001494
I think you're literally just a retard.
How does it take you so long to realise that you don't feel sexually attracted to anything even after reaching puberty, lmao.

>>715009162
We have never liked sandniggers.

>>714992020
>Divorces husband of 5 years
>Becomes a lesbian
>Starts dressing like a pre WWII British fascist
Damn Quirk, what the fuck are you doing?

>>715007460
You lead, that’s it that’s all there is. When she says she wants you to do or be this, you say “no.” You tell her your terms. She’ll bitch. Then you fuck her hard. She has to decide, do I leave and do “what I want” which she really doesn’t know what she wants anyways and give up this dick, or do I stay and comply. Women want leaders, their neurotic asses can’t handle making their own choices, if they had their way they’d follow every trend they see on TikTok. You tell them that stuff is stupid bullshit, tell them get off their phone, and go on this hike with me, or go to this place with me.

>>714998227
>woman shows any other personality trait than being a lobotomized housewife
>AHA! i get it now! I cracked the code! She's trying to make me RAPE her!

i hope none of you who agrees with this ever has a daughter, you're all deranged potential rapists

>>715003756
Would.

>>714992020
man, if this guy didn't see the redflags I wonder if I'm not seeing them in my relationship also
this is some scary fucking shit

>>715000715
you descend from white people hernandez

>>714993910
White girls love ruining their skin, getting tattoos, dressing badly and taking lots of drugs/meds then wondering why they look 41 in their mid-20s.

>>715007460
You find a human being and roll the dice desu. Try being friends with them first, that's how I did it. Similar interests led to a date led to marriage. Marriages are less likely to end in divorce now, the average is tilted by boomers/Gen X-ers getting no-fault.

>>715010162
holy shit this post
>CTRL-F arch.b4k.co
>0 results
oh my god

>>715010162
All true. This guy fucks

>>715010328
>woman shows any other personality trait
Women "personalities" have been on max display for the past 10 years and society has never been worse.

>>715011110
>this post would have got quints

>>714996305
I unironically realized that my father was right about everything. My gigaliberal mother psyop'd me hard.

>>714992020
Wait... fuck
I might not be safe

>>715011110
society is still mostly run by males though
don't see how a few women being annoying has to do with anything

>>715004124
This one is so good.

>>714998819
HE'D RATHER HAVE
A DODONGO

>>715010328
Nah that dude has just known too many evil bitches and became sexist. Or he just flips out if a woman has any negative personality trait whatsoever, which is more on him.

>>714992020
>high five
>hug
>no kiss

there was no chemistry

>>715000471
some of the more involved star citizen rigs looked that way, but they still dont have a game to play on it

>>714999382
Now this, this is gaming

>>714992020
This is literally me and my wife
Time to put holes in my condoms
I can still salvage it

right?

>>715010162
gun to my head you would not get me to write a post like this

>>715011748
there are women who are in fact bad people of course, they shouldnt get a pass for it just because they are a woman

but claiming everytime a woman shows a negative personality trait, its a gayops created by her to get you to rape her is deranged
hope that dude takes his fucking meds

>>715012204
hey you would be deranged too after thousandth lie of something like they're claiming to be allergic to dish soap now to get out of washing the dishes

I fucking hate women so much

>>714992020
I do not wish for any man to experience this. Absolutely soul-deforming.

>>715012132
She will still go insane if you don't do this >>715010162
You need to lead and treat her like she's a child. Don't treat her like she's your equal partner like that soicuck.

>>715011657
compare the high-paying jobs or who is employed at all
there's a snowcap of old boomer men and everything beneath that is women

>>714994110
>trucker
>fat wife
everytime

>>714994110
I really just don't get it bros
Imagine glorifying trucking

>every single lol thread is overran by woman shit
i just want a thread with funny comics mang

>>715004040
>>715002942

Listen to these. Never let a woman be in control in a relationship. You have to be assertive. The guy looks to give off extremely beta energy. Unless you're a mega sugar daddy, she's not going to stick around. She no doubt got bored and craved the attention of being single on social media.

And yes, the mommy fantasy doesn't fucking happen less you got the big bucks to essentially pay her to be that role. Acting weak and vulnerable dries up women's vagina's so fucking fast. It's unreal.

>>714992020
I don't understand what happens here.
>>714991707 (OP)
Alyx is a fun companion to have in the game. It's not bad though some of her jokes make me want to toss Lamarr at her.

>>714992020
My money's on that she was too much of a pussy to just leave him because she didn't like him so she took the angle of being a lesbian as to justify her wasted time.

"Its not you it's me" all up in here.

>>715010654
NTA but moors albeit. Spain was dominated by arabs for a few centuries iirc.

lol wtf

>>714992020
I guess someone didn't read their end of the year relationship feedback survey.

>>715012204
>double spacing
You're a reddit but I'll let your post pass because it has reason in it.

>>715012879
>claiming to be allergic to dish soap now to get out of washing the dishes
It is possible. People can be allergic to anything.
I am not very sure if it's true but a nun in Dr. House became allergic to a dish soap because of frequent contact with it.
But of course, if she said this out of nowhere or in a very specific moment, it could actually be a lie.

>>714998780
women can't have sex with each other at all beyond oral lmao
they can use sex toys on one another but that's about it
at least sodomy resembles real sex and you don't need tools to make it happen

>>714992020
good lord
she's gonna so filled with regret looking back when she's an old woman

>>714992020
You know what, I'm fine with being a forever alone.

Fuck ever having to deal with this shit

>>714998231
>Women travel alone and pretend they aren't lonely
The strange cocks will never fill the hole

>>715010162
This and a healthy mix of gaslighting her into thinking she wants what you want. Imo being a manipulative sociopath 24/7 is too much work just to get your dick sucked.

>>714998231
she looks 50 and people who 'know their worth' don't feel the need to beg for attention on social media

>>714999587
>Sauce?

>>714994767
>that stupind Yoda thing with beard
bwahahah! It reminds me of Rumpelstinskin.

>>715008576
>Only invest your time and resources if you're sure about it.
Time to invest in trains.

>>714992020
Lynchian

>>715010874
It's dev now, unc.

>>714992020
>films herself having multiple mental breakdowns so that she has b-roll footage available for attention-seeking life update videos
I feel like werner herzog every time I'm exposed to some utterly alien behavior like this. Never in a thousand years would I consider something like this to be normal.

>>715014581
Look I try to not be sexist against women, I'm just speaking from life experience. Yes I've known someone who was a compulsive liar and would do all of this stuff to get out of doing chores or working a job, all in pursuit of laying there like a slug and watching tiktoks all day, and then would proceed to talk down to me after I got home from work supporting her ass. And the lies were obvious too, based on timing of the lies and facial expressions and what not, but confronting her on a lie would result in a melty.

>>715004596
>ENTERTANEMENT SYSTEM
I wish I had noticed this sooner. kill me.

>>715004516
this might be the worst part
she just stuffed her stuff into a different box, a worse subversive one and is forcing herself into the expectations that go with it yet again and she doesn't even realise it, isn't even cognizant
instead of listening to a church and complying now she's just listening to the media complying, this woman utterly incapable of thinking on her own, just a brainless NPC

>>715002963
it's just a woman moment

>>714996305
>>715011421
I realized both my parents are retarded and everything i learned that was useful in adulthood was from my brother. I dont know how that works, maybe he saw my parents being fuck ups early. Maybe my mom was smarter back then until she became lazy by the time i was born. Beats me.

>>714997490
>then she came home and told me about it and started watching cuck porn while I eat her out
what

>>714991707 (OP)
lol
>>714999779
KEK

>>715015572
>kill me.
Later

>>714992020
there was an update for this nutcase huh

>>714998231
>knowing my worth
WOMAN YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ALONE IF YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE THIS

>>714994610
wanting attention is deeply rooted in the woman's psyche, it makes sense from a survival standpoint it's just that the modern day and social media has perverted it

>>714997926
because sometimes couples watch porn together
>>715016047
she has her phone out and is watching porn on it in bed, with her legs open and me in there sucking on her clit, it's something couples do m8

>>714994109
living a quiet life off social media and evaluating why his marriage failed hopefully

>>714992020
so black denim is fully lesbian coded now. goddamn it.

>>715004516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_M7u_kW7Zk

>>715016574
you're definitely retarded if don't see any issue with your wife watching KEK PORN while you eat her out

>>714992020
holy shit new quirk chungus lore?

>>714992020
I love this, women can't level down hypergamy is in their very blood which is kinda good but it has its drawbacks.
As a result they will never date liberal basedboys. Ironic because the type of politics they are into is fundamentally incompatible with the type of men they are physically into. They just can't make themselves like basedboys they will always think they surpass them (because they do anyone does). And if your woman surpasses you, she genuinely doesn't love you, she cannot even begin to respect you.

>>715017138
why do they all do that face when taking pictures though

>>714998080
more like Arnord

>>715005690
Our women had everything given to them on a silver plate now they are entitled asf, they all think they deserve "princess treatment" instead of the realistic squire treatment, women shouldnt think themselves as princesses instead realistically they are squires, they are the noob that has to learn from us how to survive because they dont know how to fix or build anything they take their house, AC, electricity & internet for granted. Also Commie "Progressive" Marxist + Queer Post-Modernist indoctrination in college.

Be glad you were not born in this generation. Unironically they ruined this one, congratulations to the enemies of America good job it worked. Subversion works.

>>715017360
it's the effeminate male version of the quirky woman face

>>714992020
This has to be some form of weird performance art or advertisement experiment. Not believing this shit nigga.

>>715015349
tits really are just water balloons glued to the chest huh

>>714999243
The first page got me way harder than I expected.

>>714992020
the part where they open the comptuers really upsets me to my core but i can't put into words why

>>715016318
and thats a good thing.

>>715017138
kek this girl was ahead of her time. I remember people obsessing over her here

>>715016574
>she has her phone out and is watching porn on it in bed, with her legs open and me in there sucking on her clit, it's something couples do m8
apparently you are into getting cucked as well. that is not normal.

>>714991707 (OP)
>FULLY MODELLED as the OP image
NGMI

>>714999228
>>715002268
yeah, I date only pretty girls because unironically they have better personalities as well.

>>714992020
this is what happens when people stop starving

>>715016574
Geez, I think I know what a cuckradar going off feels like, now..

>>714994454
THIS SUMMER

>>714993865
DAMMIT MONSTER

>>715019894
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING

>>714995980
It's the same when guys turn prison gay in their late 20's

>>714992020
There's way too much "My husband just died from brain cancer, TIME TO OPEN A YOGA SCHOOL I ALWAYS DREAMED OF! ! 1 !" energy in this vid, so I'm not gonna read that literal Reddit blogpost in the middle and I'll just assume she now gets more nigger dicks cumming in her snatch weekly than all of my annual opportunities to get laid with any femoid who isn't a prostitute.

>>714994610
Same reason why 3 in every 100 Amerikkkan women have an OF page now.

>>714994842
I'm 24 and already getting gray hairs. My younger brothers who live much healthier lives than me are starting to go bald and have to take hair growth supplements. I think its the microplastics.

>>714995508
And to this day no modern FPS has bested DOOM yet.

>>714994454
>Pyro with the mask on
If you're going for Hollywood blockbuster, the odds of that are pretty much zero.

>>715016574
I wonder if she was thinking of the dude from the other couple, imagining him crying in a closet while he watched.
It's probably a power thing.

>>715000185
>TFW my penis fetish manifested when sister brought-in another cat after the previous one died.
Is sexoplasmosis real afterall?

>>714992020
I'm 39 and I have a better hairline than her.

>>715020090
>didn't read just going just have a quick cuck sesh
that's fucking epic, anon, good job.

>>714996258
>Did you miss all the evangelical talk in there
I mean that's true, but that doesn't mean she "discovered" ah was gay she was just hiding it. The way it sounds it's like she suddenly just became gay when in reality she was either lying to herself or other people

>>715010162
I tried this once and it fucked things up on my end. If you can't do it naturally, don't do it.

>>714994110
>it's truckin time
he'll yea

>>714995415
>lot lizard at a break point
Holy shit, my sides.

>>714994454
MINI SENTRY

>>715004124
lel

>>715015349
Okay but that's actually funny

>>715019996
>MEET YOUR NEW MERCENARIES

>>715020607
I'm 25 and already bald

>>715007460
This is how retarded virgins are. You dumb faggots think that somehow life will just work itself out, that women will just magically act like in your retarded japanese slop and just praise you and adore you forever with no reason. You CAN marry whatever religious bitch you want, but you NEED to be the kind of man she wants. Does that mean changing yourself? No. It just means taking lead in the relationship. You need to be someone worth being with. You have to be "superior" to her or attractive to her in order for her to want to stay with you. Generally a lot of this can be solved with behavior: confidence, charisma, wittiness, etc. It's always been about how you come across. And if you're a faggot who goes "THAT'S NOT TRUE!" just remember there ARE fatasses who go out with pretty decent looking girls. Yes they're rare, but they aren't the exception either.
TLDR, don't be a fucking bitch in a relationship for theoretical pussy, but don't be an asshole either. It's not hypocritical, it's how life works.

>>715020654
I only read the replies to that post and all I can tell you is that there are no real lesbians who look below 6/10, that coalburner whore is faking it for attention from Chad to come by and set her straight

>>715021031
You can tell yourself that it's because you have too much testosterone, it helps some people.

>>714997431
>Hyperborean content detected

>>715021160
If I have so much test why my pp is only 4 inches?

>>715021213
A 4 inches limp dick is impressive.

>>714992020
You just know their relationship involved a shit load of affirmation and performative affection because of rejection dysphoria or imposter syndrome or some other millennial pop psych nonsense just for her rugpull and be like "yeah every time I said I found you sexually attractive I lied." This guy must be so mentally and spiritually broken after this.

>>715021317
>This guy must be so mentally and spiritually broken after this.
I like to think he is relieved and her becoming a dyke was the push he needed to get out of a bad relationship. Maybe he's doing better now.

>>715021427
Maybe he became homosexual.

>>715015349
you ever just see someone post videos like these and you can just tell they have an onlyfans/sells pics without even having to look at their profile? its like when you can tell when a furry draws something you just fucking know it because its so obvious

>>714995148
My sister used to be one of these bitches until i called her out on it. I didn't even mean to do it, but that's the 'tism to you.

>>714997303
>>714997559
I need gopher-chusk first.

>>715015349
I think I understand what women mean when they say a guy "gives them the ick" because I just felt it.

>>715015349
thanks mr skeltal

>>714995148
This is unhinged.

>>715015349
There was a video or something I don't know.

>>714995148
what the fuck is skin picking?
sounds like something germans would come up with to scared children into making thier bed

>>715011712
TAKE A FIREHEA DUMP IN HIS EAR

>>715022023
ummm your ignoring her double size apples

>>715015349
can't tell if she's 19 or 54

>>714995148
Wouldn't this fuck up your liver?
I

>>715022139
I'm not sure exactly but I assume its like scratching at yourself till you bleed.
My girlfriend has a tendency to do that with her fingers. She will pull and tear and her own cuticles for some reason.

>>714995415
>>714999039
>>715000471
>>715013367
>>715013639
>>715020735
In the original video it doesn't take long for the bitch to leave and leave the dude alone in the cabin.

>>714994110
i'm not sure i get it
this is the "/v/ humor" thread
what's humorous about this?

>>714991707 (OP)
hl2 is a good game.

>>714998108
Resident May Cry, Devil Evil

>>714997829
my GOD she's so fucking flat

>>714997829
Nice.

>>715001118
>Your CULTURE was just astroturfing, chud
dilate

>>714994110
So is this a guy so autistic about trucking that he has to do it 24/7 even when he's not working, or is this a retard who would rather spend thousands on pretending to be a trucker instead of making money doing it? either way what a horrible existance.

>>714994172
>married for 5 years to this hecking girlboss striver bitch who it turns out was just using you for stability till she could afford her own place then moved out and became gay
there should be laws against gays bait and switching straight people

>>715023226
Looks pretty comfy. What's up with all the haterade.

>>715022335
How feminine is your girlfriend's penis?

>>714994610
women are hardwired to beg for attention as a necessary survival trait from the caveman era. Fast forward to today and social media hit women harder than crack hit reagan era ghettos, they can't get enough. You can multiply the required attention for mentally ill women like in >>714992020

>>715007460
Find a 18yo girl so that you can raise her like a daughter and mold her the way you want. Anything after that is already too late (even at 18 she managed to fuck a dozen older guys in her first 3 months before meeting me). She's 28 now and life is good.

>>715022287
>doesn't a cocktail of meds have side effects
obviously, the best part of drugged up women is that the side effects get nasty and they just end up taking more and more drugs.

>>715023471
Bio fem. I'm not gay.

>>715023368
>comfy
I used to work with truckers and you genuinely need mentall illness or a low IQ to sign up and do this shit for hours. Every trucker I've ever met has been miserable and out of shape.

>>714995980
>Men know their sexuality before puberty
men open up about being attracted to dudes late as fuck all the time dude
people being more open about being gay relatively young is a recent thing except if you lived a fringe lifestyle or circles back in the day

>>714997816
GOLD is still some of the funniest shit to come out of this place

>>715000471
>buy elite: dangerous
>its space trucking

>>714995148
is it a same case if it was supplement for woman's fertility? Asking for my personal decision

>>714995148
Jesus Christ. The single pill I take as a dude is just an allergy pill at night so I can have a cat without sneezing 24/7

>>715023679
>she stopped being a slut after 3 months
yeah i believe it sexist unc

>>714995980
women are pathological liars

>>714996802
this would only be slightly worse than the actual yakuza film

>>715010162
yeah but how do I do this without coming off as just controlling? women don’t like that either

>>714997779
>people need to have played games to criticize them
the austist fandom of undertale is so awful I will never entertain the idea of playing it. when every other person talking about something is a retarded gay furry, there's zero chance it's good.

>>714998231
>only 30 but looks 40
>know my worth
the wall remains undefeated, she will settle for a black or beaner because all the chads have moved on to new hot pussy

>>715024403
What supplements are you considering taking? Typically they don't have many side effects, but they also typically don't do anything; hence the non-regulation.

>>715024308
That's why you play it, isn't it?

>>714998231
Reviewbrah?

>>715016318
Anon, she can't hear you.

>>714998231
>30

>>715021317
I dated a girl who wanted to become a "non binary fem presenting", which is just the retard roundabout way of saying woman. I tried not to blame her because her family really fucked her up when she was a kid, but it's like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders now that I left. I love her, but it's like getting off a train before it crashes. Pic related, sadly enough.

>>715025042
Probiotics, coq10, folic acid, NAC, zinc + copper, and vitamin D3 due to less exposure to the sun at the most of the time

>>714995980
Women hate accountability. She realized she was on track for the rest of her life... it scared her, and she panicked and tore down everything.

>>715022139
>>715022335
>skin picking
Sweet, I didn't know this shit had a name. Can't speak for others, but for me it happens when I notice an irregularity or unevenness on my skin, like a dry part, a clot from a previous wound, acne back when I was a kid, and pulling on cuticles if a part of them has already peeled off and is protruding uncomfortably. Basically grooming your own skin until it's smooth. Feels relaxing for some reason.

I also like putting the stuff that comes off into my mouth and roll it between my lips in order to feel the texture.

>>714994175
that's the limited release p-bandai rx-78 that's modeled accurate to a 2 second long shot in the episode where white base runs out of salt

>>715026084
Seems balanced to me
t. pick the fewest words every time

>>715005534
>there was a lot of denial
That means you knew, dude.

>>714999734
mario if he n

>>715015349
>that much bounce in a bra
with
>that much visible skeleton
long flat saggers

>>715025918
We didn't know how good we had it... If only we knew how bad things were going to get.

>>715025552
Don't let your zinc or copper intake get too high if you're taking multis with that. Nothing else looks like anything to be worried about.

>>714992020
Realizing that the two videos arent two seperate videos but of the same person after reading the post was like playing Bioshock 1 again for the first time. Bravo OP.

>>715015349
I don't know what you queers are complaining about but I would plap the shit out of her and motorboat her titties and demoisturize all of her moisture through those succulent nipples, then impregnate (the glasses stay on)

>>715006486
the shorter games with worse graphics part means the games should cost less

>>715028365
>(the glasses stay on)
BASED

>>715015349
Uhhh, thank you Ms. Skeleboobs?

>>715017990
because they're acting like corporate drones instead of people in a personal setting
it's unnatural and disgusting

>>714992020
This is what happens when there isn't a world war

>>715000330
man if i was in school and i could NEVER escape from anybody thanks to social media i'd fucking eat a bullet too

>>714992020
Holy BPD, Batman!

The more I learn about women the more I think incels are right desu

>>715000330
Why is the Linux Green is my Pepper in that chart?

Good morning I hate women

>>714992020
What causes these kinds of mental afflictions? Not the lesbian shit but the social media brainrotted quirky, techie, Starbucks drinking insanity.

>>714992020
I'd turn lesbian too if my "fiancee" wanted to shit like this together

>>715032384
They didn't get fucked into submission, unironically.

>>715025918
Control Tower Simulator X was a joke game in 2008, but today there's things like VATSIM which is literally LARPing as air traffic control.

>>714991707 (OP)
epic gamer hud

>>714992020
Satan's servants have horrible lives

>>714991989
i would not call it lazy

>>714992020
...Manchildbros...we FUCKING lost...

>>714995980
Im a incel prison gay and only on my 20s i've been into guys

>>714992020
Oh this is where /pol/ got it from.

>>715020369
I think the ability to look up and down is a really nice feature modern fps games have.

>>714992020
Jesus...

>>714998231
>all those cigarettes and hundreds of hours spent tanning
KWAB

>>715013305
What industry are we talking about?
If you're talking STEM (excluding medical and life sciences), then that's definitely wrong.
>>715002268
>>714999228
Halo effect.
I've met dogshit people of all kinds.

>>714992020
Whitoids of this strain are perplexing.

What the fuck was her equivalent doing 2000 years ago? What purpose does this kind of mind/personality serve?

>>714993472
Kek, you're right. He managed to dodge a bullet and not have to play "marriage as a job" with Ms Quirky Different Narky.

>>715036784
There was no equivalent 2000 years its a side effect of the world becoming easier to live in. Women had to work there was no time to be a meta-ironic chungus Whedon quip machine.

>>714992020
i have updated version just compiled all the vidyas i can find of that girl

>>715037046
neurotic as fuck

>>715032384
>Not the lesbian shit
The lesbian shit is a mental affliction too

>>715037046
All these examples of women doing stuff like this makes me unironically think they don't have souls. They're more like animals that can talk. The ancients were right about women.

>>715037664
Not all women are like this. Just western women brainwashed by internet/liberal hysteria

>>715037046
>>715037397
Yeah that's an A+++ Narcissist's who is utterly desperate for attention, which explains the sudden homosexuality, which is what those people are -- self-obsessed attention seekers. No one films themselves this much without being a narcissist.

>>715037746
No, all women are like this. Asian chicks that western dudes marry end up exactly like this too, it's not a cultural thing, it's a biological thing. They're genes are just highly tuned to soaking up the most resources, through attention and trying to put out the least in an effort to have more for their offspring. But without the offspring, it just turns into them soaking up resources for themselves.

>>715037046
Good for her I guess...5 years is honestly kind of retarded though. Poor guy. does he have a tiktok? What's his grieving?

>>715037976
he's gay now too

>>715003728
Neither, should've fucked his mom though

>>715037397
>>715037664
>>715037753
>>715037976
rumors have it the husband killed himself but the reddit post that had it doesn't line up with the timeline. once confirmed ill add it at the end for luls.

>>715009854
>How does it take you so long to realise that you don't feel sexually attracted to anything even after reaching puberty, lmao.
Not him, but the answer seems pretty obvious. If you grow up asexual your whole life, how would you know that there's a different type of sexuality to feel? You generally assume that your experience is largely the same as that of others.
I had a similar thing, but with capacity to love lol I know it sounds sappy af
I only realized in my 30s that I have almost no capacity for actual romantic love. But damn do I love banging broads.

>>715037046
>annual/weekly partner meeting

>>715036784
>What the fuck was her equivalent doing 2000 years ago?
https://web.sas.upenn.edu/discentes/2020/08/28/blood-lead-and-tears-the-cult-of-cybele-as-a-means-of-addressing-ancient-roman-issues-of-fertility/

>>714995148
cia won, after giving crack to niggers they gave white women mental illness and mountains of drugs to dull them into submission

>>715038429
depressing.

>>715014626
>women can't have sex with each other at all beyond oral lmao
who cares
>they can use sex toys on one another but that's about it
who cares
>at least sodomy resembles real sex and you don't need tools to make it happen
who cares

why do you care so much? do you feel offended that they wouldn't have sex with you or something? whether the cock is real or not doesn't matter because they don't want an actual cock

>>714992020
This is some psychopathic shit.

>>714992020
why can't women like this just be bisexual?
they clearly aren't really dykes
dykes know their dykes from a very young age

>>714998780
>>715039027

>>715039231
getting shitter shattered about women who weren't going to fuck you anyway isn't a productive use of your time, anon

>>715039172
>they clearly aren't really dykes
>dykes know their dykes from a very young age
grok debunked this btw

>>714992020
I think the main thing she discovered was that she didn't find overweight pushover men with goatees and thick rim glasses very attractive.

>>714998924
Ive never seen the female version before.
>timotei timotei
kek

>>714995148
This is gyno in a travel case. I got gyno from Zoloft alone and had to get surgery. I couldn’t imagine the chaos all of these would cause on your hormonal system

>>715036784
>What the fuck was her equivalent doing 2000 years ago?
Maid or some kind of servant for a wealthy family.

>>715013367
The 3 times Ive known a trucker and they have a hot wife, she was cheating and we found out some time down the line.

>>715021160
Not on my watch. My test is 5575 ng/dl and I still have a full head of hair. Some men were just meant to be bald to prop the rest of us up

>>714999458
>he cut out the grim dad face looking at him while singing I wanna be your girlfriend
the one from >>714998451

>>715030650
where do you think it was made?

>>715037046
This is how I imagine all "heterosexual" relationships with Silicone Valley types. I just hope they're both happy and don't make this mistake ever again.

>>715040135
I hope all of them are dead so I never have the misfortune of being in the presence of someone like this again.
Unfortunately, in reality, I will see all of them at work tomorrow.

>>715024876
tell her your terms politely and calmly with compassion but not letting her walk over you, nor get prissy and defensive

>You tell them that stuff is stupid bullshit, tell them get off their phone, and go on this hike with me, or go to this place with me.
reads as very passive aggressive and bitchy almost
but you can totally just go *raughs* nah I don't think we need a Stanley stainless steel sippy cup(tm) it feels like a marketing scam to me
it looks heavy as fuck wich seems dumb for something you bring with you
"no i don't feel like doing that, i'd prefer to do something healthy like a nice hike in nature"
wanna go to this place with me? or alternatively
"i'm going to this place, want to go with me? I'd like that"

basically don't be asshole, don't be a mop, respect your own boundaries

also have a large cock and know how to fuck

>>714992020
>96 replies
Fuck this is the most amount of replies to a non-OP/fpbp I've ever seen ever, and it's for this horror.
Worst part is that it's real unlike that "connect with my shaman ancestors" roastie.

>>715025124
nah he looks way hotter after the transition

>>715040919
lol
Though honestly hes actually pretty based, just not vocal about it. He'd never.

*sips glass of water*
ehem
*clears throat
EHEM. *lip smack* *swallows*
Videogames?