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Anonymous No.715012272 [Report] >>715012978 >>715015574 >>715016354 >>715021841 >>715022917 >>715031554 >>715038165 >>715038173
>Game has a blackjack minigame
Anonymous No.715012978 [Report]
>>715012272 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RgxR0YqPwQ
Anonymous No.715014918 [Report] >>715017876 >>715031287
>count cards
>game actually calls you out on it
Is there anything that does this?
Anonymous No.715015574 [Report]
>>715012272 (OP)
Surely you mean Jacques-Noir, do you not monsieur?
Anonymous No.715016354 [Report] >>715017431
>>715012272 (OP)
>18 against a 2
Might as well just leave the table at that point
Anonymous No.715017431 [Report]
>>715016354
double
Anonymous No.715017876 [Report] >>715019530
>>715014918
There are games that teach you to count cards but none that call you out for it.
Most games with blackjack reshuffle the deck after every hand making counting impossible, then some like New Vegas straight up give you better cards with a higher luck stat.
Anonymous No.715019094 [Report]
>game has a crafting system
Anonymous No.715019530 [Report] >>715020129
>>715017876
>There are games that teach you to count cards
Like what?
I only know of stuff like Casino Verite but I don't know if you could really call that a "game" and it also looks like it's stuck in 2002
Anonymous No.715020129 [Report] >>715021285
>>715019530
I was thinking of CV, but yeah fair enough it's more of a simulator, no one plays it for fun.
Anonymous No.715021285 [Report]
>>715020129
I can't get over the clippy lookin ass CG dealer it's so fucking bad
Anonymous No.715021676 [Report]
AND THE WINNER IS...
CLANCY!
Anonymous No.715021841 [Report]
>>715012272 (OP)
>HIT FUCKING HIT!!
>B-but you are at 19, you will bust over 21
>SHUT UP! JUST FUCKING HIT!
Anonymous No.715021917 [Report] >>715028512 >>715036045
Which is worse a obligatory card minigame or a obligatory chess minigame?
Anonymous No.715022917 [Report] >>715025165 >>715025403 >>715031909 >>715035092 >>715036459
>>715012272 (OP)
Loved sitting around with randoms in the casino in pso2
Anonymous No.715025165 [Report]
>>715022917
SEX
Anonymous No.715025403 [Report] >>715025495
>>715022917
I did this for a little while, but then I accidentally catfished someone into confessing to me and then I told him straight up that I wasn't a girl and left. I've done that shit too many times as a lonely teenager than I don't have the energy or the heart anymore to do it as a lonely adult.
Anonymous No.715025495 [Report]
>>715025403
>Guy that got catfished
Anonymous No.715028512 [Report]
>>715021917
It's much easier to cheese card games.
Anonymous No.715031287 [Report] >>715032135 >>715036635
>>715014918
If I make a game akin to the super mario 64 ds card minigams and do this, would you play it? would you also play it if it featured rabbits?
Anonymous No.715031554 [Report]
>>715012272 (OP)
Magical Girl Konoha did this well
Anonymous No.715031847 [Report] >>715032032 >>715033214
I don't get the deal with "le card counting", isn't that just keeping track of what cards were used?

Isn't that how you are supposed to play blackjack?

Like, how is "card counting" different from counting your tiles in domino? Or looking at what cards were played in poker and calculating your odds? Why is it so different and illegal in blackjack?

Genuine question from a brainlet
Anonymous No.715031909 [Report]
>>715022917
The best place to fuck around with card games is VR, though unfortunately from my experience most VR card games are heavily monetized. But nothing beats actually playing the cards with your hands.
Anonymous No.715032032 [Report] >>715032170
>>715031847
it's not illegal. Just like how it isn't illegal for the cashino to kick you out and ban you for life for any reason.
Unsurprisingly cashinos are in the business to make money. Once you start consistently beating the odds they don't want you. But funny enough most people suck at card counting and end up losing money anyways so they don't care if you count cards but still lose money. They just don't want you to win more than you lose.
Anonymous No.715032135 [Report] >>715033103
>>715031287
Yes and yes
Bonus question: do you need a programmer
Anonymous No.715032170 [Report] >>715033214
>>715032032
So the premise of Blackjack is that I have to play like shit or else they kick me?

Like when my grandam wanted to play dominoes with me but demanded I didn't count the tiles otherwise it'd ruin the fun?

How the fuck do people tolerate this and engage in playing like shit? Like, how the fuck is this one of the most famous casino games ever to date?
Anonymous No.715033103 [Report] >>715033939
>>715032135
I appreciate it anon but I'll be ok. The basic idea of it just being the sm64 ds minigames but rabbits was something I suggested to another anon quite a while ago. Unfortunately, I guess they never followed through.
Anonymous No.715033214 [Report]
>>715031847
It's essentially a very strict memorized super sweaty optimized form of what you're describing. The real money comes from having a super aggressive bet spread where you're betting table minimum when the count is low (or just leaving the table entirely) and betting WAY more than the table minimum when the count is high, so that's primarily what casinos look for. If you're clearly counting cards but you're just flat betting, they're not gonna bother you. It's less about the counting strategy itself and more about you combining that with super optimized betting and turning the game into a job that they have a problem with.

A lot of the mass appeal of blackjack comes from the idea that the game CAN be beaten even if people don't actually know how. Changing the rules to make the game uncountable turns away gamblers too so instead they offer the beatable game but then ask you to leave if they think you're too good and your bet spread is too aggressive. It's an odd cat and mouse game

>>715032170
>So the premise of Blackjack is that I have to play like shit or else they kick me?
I wouldn't say you have to "play like shit" to be allowed to stay, even without counting if you follow basic strategy the house edge is extremely low and they'll even sell you basic strategy chart cards in the casino gift shop. You have to be taking the counting and bet spreading to a pretty extreme level to get backed off, it's like top 0.01% of the skill scale.

>How the fuck do people tolerate this and engage in playing like shit?
Normies gonna normie. Many people think card counting is some galaxy brain shit you need 150 IQ to do or think it involves straight up cheating. Counting cards also kind of sucks the fun out of the game if you're a gambler so most people at casinos wouldn't really want to do it anyways.
Anonymous No.715033939 [Report] >>715034121
>>715033103
How would I find this if it ever ends up coming together?
Anonymous No.715034121 [Report]
>>715033939
probably somewhere on itch. honestly i'd just make it free for public consumption because the scope is small enough
Anonymous No.715034145 [Report] >>715035427 >>715035707 >>715039227
Blackjack is for chumps
Post gaems with poker
Anonymous No.715035092 [Report]
>>715022917
nyajack was so chill, i fucking miss that game. I was one rappy away from getting the jackpot at slots once
Anonymous No.715035205 [Report]
Anonymous No.715035427 [Report] >>715035837 >>715038086
>>715034145
RDR2 Poker was fun until I realised how easy it was to exploit the AI. You can always get them call an all in if they raised first. For example
>make a bet
>AI raises
>go all in
>they call
That means it's not hard to take all their money, considering you could wait until you have the nuts.
Anonymous No.715035707 [Report]
>>715034145
Poker against an AI never really works, because in every game I played, just going all in on every hand leads to wins like 90% of the time since they'll either fold automatically, or call even if they don't have shit. It's totally random, but heavily weighed in your favor.
Anonymous No.715035837 [Report] >>715035935
>>715035427
This is pretty much any poker against game ai
They would have to design a perfect GTO bot for it to be a challenge
Anonymous No.715035935 [Report] >>715036042
>>715035837
>This is pretty much any poker against game ai

Is it? I haven't played enough of them to know. I just use PokerStars if I want to play Poker.
Anonymous No.715036042 [Report]
>>715035935
It works in the Yakuza games, but the payout for poker is so goddamn low that it's not really worth exploiting.
Anonymous No.715036045 [Report] >>715036189
>>715021917
never won a game of chess
it hurts a little
Anonymous No.715036189 [Report]
>>715036045
>never won a game of chess

What, really? Do you even know the rules? Maybe you're not aggressive enough for a game where the goal is to kill all of the enemies. Even someone who doesn't think beyond their current turn should be able to beat another bad player.
I remember playing chess when I was younger and beating people, and all I knew were the rules.
Anonymous No.715036459 [Report] >>715036761 >>715037043
>>715022917
>tfw he goes after everyone else stays
>tfw he gets 21 and wins
>tfw he hits again and busts anyway
Nyau was fucking retarded and I love bullying him.
Anonymous No.715036635 [Report] >>715038540
>>715031287
if you put said rabbits somewhere in your game's Steam thumbnail then I will almost definitely try the demo and share it with a few friends
Anonymous No.715036761 [Report]
>>715036459
i bet he only did it in the NA version cause jap figured gajin were too retarded for blackjack
Anonymous No.715037043 [Report]
>>715036459
>I also like to live dangerously.
Anonymous No.715038086 [Report] >>715038228
>>715035427
>online is the same because $5 doesn't mean shit when everyone is running around with $1000s in spare change to blow on anything
I remember a lot of people crying about that initially until the game dropped off. I don't even know if the online is still active enough to warrant that level of interest these days.
Anonymous No.715038165 [Report]
>>715012272 (OP)
That's where I'll spend most of my playtime
I actually hate when games have casinos or some playing cards place and they only have poker
Anonymous No.715038173 [Report]
>>715012272 (OP)
>game has blackjack minigame
>and a Luck stat you can max out
Anonymous No.715038228 [Report] >>715038413 >>715039369
>>715038086
>$5 doesn't mean shit when everyone is running around with $1000s

You would think so, but people actually get tilted when the money doesn't matter. Try PokerStars with free money, and you'll see people legitimately tilt because they go all in with bad cards and don't win. I think it's funny.
Anonymous No.715038413 [Report]
>>715038228
I meant play money and not free money.
Anonymous No.715038540 [Report]
>>715036635
noted, thank you for answering this random bun game survey question
Anonymous No.715039227 [Report] >>715039376
>>715034145
Anonymous No.715039343 [Report] >>715039497
>tfw I don't know how to play these card games
Anonymous No.715039369 [Report]
>>715038228
Yeah but this is RDO funny money. Where originally it would take several IRL hours just to make $100. Because the payrates were in literal pennies. Buying a few cans of beans was enough to financially cripple you in the earlygame. I chalked it up to Jewstar looking for ways to clamp down on ingame money laundering by throwing losses in private games to uplift your clanmates out of abject poverty. You still can't directly gift people money let alone run private servers. That whole fucking game was an insight on how not to run a live service sloppa.
Anonymous No.715039376 [Report] >>715039410
>>715039227
Wat gaem
Anonymous No.715039410 [Report]
>>715039376
It's Far Cry 3.
Anonymous No.715039497 [Report] >>715039861
>>715039343
Maybe you should learn then. You could learn how to play Poker just by watching gameplay. This is a channel I watch, and you should understand the game after watching a little while.

https://www.youtube.com/live/1SdrK4BOuJk?si=36Wrbh1V7v55W7FJ

You get two cards, betting, cards put in middle, betting, and so on. You should also learn the hand rankings. 1 is strongest and 10 is weakest.
Anonymous No.715039861 [Report]
>>715039497
Also, I already mentioned PokerStars, where you can play without spending money. It's possible to lose all your play money, and then you have to wait. It's like punishment for playing bad.
Anonymous No.715040019 [Report]
anyone else learn spades? was so into a black girl and hoped