Thread 715033206

Is Horizon worth picking up while it's on sale?

i've never seen a single fan of Horizon and I'm terminally online

i don't understand people i don't know what to say to them and i dont understand why they respond the way they do

Sony obviously really want Horizon to be a huge franchise but I think the only value was the discovery that the devs had taken the time to give her proper nipples. But then they were patched out.

>>715033538
you just agree with them and say "wow that's crazy"

>>715033206 (OP)
>"What are we playing?"
>singleplayer game

>>715033490
its a game for zoomer women, it feeds into their girlboss delusion that gets reinforced in every netflix show they watch.

post it

>webcomic gets raided by abusive feminists
>webcomic later tries to show sympathy and sensitivity and veneration to female characters like capitulation is going to save them even slightly

>>715033735
you're right. i noticed the 4th panel.

hey you cant hide that from me

>>715033206 (OP)
Hmm how strange. There seems to be a fourth panel to this comic, yet it was cut off. I wonder what those two get up to next!

>>715033735
https://files.catbox.moe/8544xh.png

>spoiler + offsite link
god you people are such pansies

>>715034778
(You) post it then, faggot.

I'm playing Zero Dawn Remaster and it's not bad so far. Visually, very impressive. Only 2 hours in, so I don't have enough experience to really give a review or anything.

>>715033206 (OP)
I seen this comic dozens of times and i just realized its about his daughter realizing shes a lesbian

>>715035105
Ok no, im a retard. I just realized its about her liking that theres a red hair lady like her. Why did the artist give her red cheecks and a heart symbol, makes it weird.

look at what you did bro!
what do?

>>715033672
>what is the royal we

>>715035356
abortion and more plapping

>>715035506
you should've been aborted

>>715035183
>Why did the artist give her red cheecks and a heart symbol, makes it weird.
Normalfags aren't familiar with hentai tropes

>>715033206 (OP)
Oh no.
There is a lot of rule 74 of this comic.

>>715033206 (OP)
>we

>>715033206 (OP)
fwiw It came with my PS4 Pro at the time and I enjoyed the world building, environments and combat but the characters are terminally retarded and the big bad is some comically "evil entitled white dude" and relies too heavily on the ubisoft tower formula. I never bothered to play the sequels.

>>715033206 (OP)
why is there a fourth panel???

Confession:
I get half-chubs when my young (female) cousins curl up on me when I read them a book or watch a movie with them.
It's not a sexual erection, but one of minor pride and a vague sense of paternity. Have any older anons ever felt this with their own children?

>>715036489
>>715035506
kill yourself now

>>715033672
People mock this man but will refuse to accept late stage capitalism placing him into this position. Granted this is the same society who thought a convicted felon would be fit to lead the most powerful nation in the world...

>>715036724
What has Netanjahu been convicted for?

>>715033206 (OP)
I hear the first one's okay. The second one is kind of a downgrade.
I don't think I've ever seen an unironic horizon fan. Shame, the robots were attractive.

>>715036489
>It's not a sexual erection

>>715033206 (OP)
>And I am a bow lady
No wonder his kids turned out fucked up, he talks to them like they are retarded.

>ITT: desperate /v/tards trying persuade themselves that no one likes franchise that sold 20x more than their favorite garbage game
lel, pathetic even for /v/tards

>>715033206 (OP)
Does everyone on Twitter call him a nonce I don't use shitter
Never have
Never will
Simple as

No. Not really.
It's a forced franchise.

>>715033206 (OP)
Not really.

>>715037050
I dunno man, Bloons TD 6 is my favorite garbage game and it definitely makes more money than both horizons combined in less than a week.

>>715036489
there's nothing wrong with having a PRIDE moment

>>715033490
You are a liar.
Horizon is great, get it OP.

>>715033490
I only met one dude, a coworker. He and his wife enjoyed the game but he couldn't for his own life recall the name of the lead character. Just called her Horizon chick.

>>715035183
Because she's happy about the game and a character who she can relate to.
What is wrong with you people? Do you not have any social interaction outside of this place at all?

>>715035675
>>715033672

Yes we you weird unsociable fuck! Is the concept of a child watching a game with their father/older sibling that weird to you?
I can't believe how socially stunted you people are. This is depressing.

>>715033206 (OP)
yeah its pretty good, depends how much you like open world sloppa i guess, but fighting big dinosaur robots is fun.

>>715033672
>>715035675
the sibling rule is you give her the controller once you die. I thought you fags have sisters?

>>715037761
My sister only plays mobile games.

>>715033206 (OP)
Yeah and no.
It looks good, the gameplay is fun, the movement/climbing is medicore in the first, good in the second, the robosaurs are great in both.
But, and it's a big but, it's one of the very few games where the story and characters are so dogshit bad that it really sours the actual play part. I can't fault anyone who just skips trough it eventually.

>>715033206 (OP)
Horizon is never worth it. AAAslop is not worth it.

>>715033490
Kyle Hill (rather popular science youtuber) says he's a huge fan.

>>715033735
>>715034590
>>715034949
>>715034778

>>715038483
Based Ghost, coast to coast

>>715038483
is this the new gmask where those pixelated parts need to be decoded to the earn prize?

>>715036724
You are the most cringe motherfucker on earth

>>715038581
Nah, I enjoyed their post.
Get back in the cagie you fucking lvl 1 slime.

>>715038580
what

>>715033206 (OP)
bald

>>715038775
before image embeds there was gmask

>>715038867
what is a gmask

>>715033206 (OP)
It is one of best game I've played that I find difficult to recommend playing. Not because it is for a niche audience quite literally the opposite. The gameplay is high budget AAA third person action game in a open world. It is exactly what says it is on the tin. It is perfectly serviceable as it is most safe game in design philosophy you could get in a game. It is hard to recommend because you've already played this game. The story is extremely woke and bafflingly stupid. The sequel is even worse in this regard.

>>715035675
Do you want to be my gf, cute kitanon??