Thread 715050780

"I dont have a target"
"I need a target"
"I dont have a target"
"Greetings"
"Need something?"
"What can I do for you?"
"Goldshire is under attack"
"Stormwind is under attack"

>>715050780 (OP)
HUH!

Epoch better have dual spec as baseline when it launches or I'm not wasting my time on that shit.
>make dungeons harder
>fuck over tanks and healers in the process
It's going to be a nightmare.

I foresee a mutually beneficial...transaction

>>715050780 (OP)
>BUY GOLD
>100G FOR 5 STOCKADE RUNS
>MC PUG TONIGHT EVERYTHING INCLUDING GREYS RESERVED
>50G FOR TANKING WITH A 2H
this game has become such soulless slop

>>715051241
>1000g
How is this relevant for levelling, when you need it?
A thousand fucking gold.

>>715050780 (OP)
"Keep yer feet on the ground!"

>>715050780 (OP)
They hated her because she told the truth

>>715051356
No worries, gold sellers will be active from day 1 just like classic

>>715050780 (OP)
keep yer feet underground

>That would be stealing!
does this voiceline ever occur in a scenario that isn't the result of a bug?

>>715051356
You don't need to be healing or tank spec for levelling dungeons at all.

>>715051671
You do on Epoch because they increased the difficultly, especially above level 40, you're going to get fucked if you just try and waddle in like it's vanilla.

>>715051721
Sounds retarded then, good thing I don't play on customshit servers.

>>715051628
Trying to loot an item that's tagged for another player.

Does WoW have a free option? I want to be a cute soft druid boy

>>715051927
Take your mental illness to porn boards

>>715051927
Yes, I don't think it covers as much content as the XIV trial but unlike the XIV trial you don't lose the ability to be free to play on that account ever again as soon as you spend any money
now i'm not actually recommending you play WoW, just answering your question

>>715051721
then you don't need to worry about it because this server's dying one week in
is this server being made by the retards who made Wildstar i.e. they don't play WoW at all? the average player is a massive shitter who only LARPs as turbohardcore MDI player.

>>715051628
That line should be followed by a little frisky giggle

Why is it that when I reach Goldshire inn at level 5 I immediately lose interest in a character and want to create another?

>>715051927
Up to level 20, so the first hour of the game. It's completely useless.
If you want to play WoW for free, play on a private server.

>>715051369
>>715051605
wotch er back

>>715050968
you can fucking heal and tank any dungeon in a mishmash leveling build, if that's too much of a herculean task for you then just fucking dps

>>715052125
They went from making an actual game to a private server? fat kek if true

>>715050780 (OP)
https://wow.zamimg.com/sound-ids/live/enus/108/539756/DraeneiFemalePCAttackG.ogg

>>715052896
Maybe I can, maybe you can, but what about the average retard in LFG?

>Start playing for the first time in December 2004
>create Dwarf Warrior
>go up to Ironforge for the first time
>sit in the tavern and drink some beers while listening to the music
This was the coolest thing ever

Fine Gilnean merchandise 'ere.

>>715054413
How did they end up reconciling the worgen origin retcons in the end?

>>715054392
based and immersionpilled.

>>715054413
Need worgen wife...

>>715054503
>How did they end up reconciling the worgen origin retcons in the end?
The dark world mentioned in Book of Ur where the worgen came from was actually the Emerald Nightmare

>>715050780 (OP)
sometimes when I wake up I get panic stricken for a few seconds when I don't open my eyes to a tauren inn
I haven't played this game since cata

>>715050968
>no dreanei or belves EVER!
>muh pure classic wow on a + server
DOA.
Turtle wins by doing nothing.

>>715055334
Pochie is doing the smart thing
3.x client (best client)
2.x classes (best classes)
1.x world (best world)

>>715052474
Might go back and save Westfall one last time

>>715050968
This is the only thing that looks insanely shit about Epoch. Me and my friend are going to level as a tank and healer and since theres most likely going to be next to no other tanks or healers since you'd need to level in tank / healer spec, we're just going to pick nothing but dps classes that aren't going to roll for any loot we care about, so nothing but rogues and hunters.

Every class looks fucked to me. Another private server made by BC fetishists who only make it vanilla so as to actually have some players for the first week.

>>715057532
yeah we should use the vanilla classes that only have 1 functioning spec per class

>>715050780 (OP)
sex with human females

Why can't I be a Queen Azshara type night elf mage drunk on arcane energies, let me be what I want to be you dicks

>>715059009
Disgusting.

>>715051721
Maybe you'll have to take your time in dungeons and pull methodically instead of just picking up whatever you can and having 3 mages spam AoE what a fucking tragedy.

>>715055334
>erp degenerate races removed
based, troons seething.

>>715054610
There are much better AIs of furry wives

>>715051721
>he doesn't know that tank specs don't actually reduce your damage taken very much
lol

>>715053076
what the fok is that you downloaded on my personal computer absolutely not

>>715054610
built for me

>>715050780 (OP)
her target? big nasty green cock

last time i played epoch beta i ran scholomance and some mob had an uninterruptible aoe shadow bolt on 1.5 second cast that 2 shot the entire group this server is beyond aids

>>715062669
more like small nasty jeet cock smeared in shit

>>715062790
Skill issue.

>>715063695
you can say that now but unless they changed it just wait and see running dungeons with random shitters is beyond cancer on this server

>>715062790
>the beta had bugged mob abilities, this server is SHIT

>>715063996
Luckily I have friends that share my hobbies.

>>715065579
kys

Blizzard fags are weird

>>715050780 (OP)
i love wow for the porn.
i love watching whore elves get fucked by dogs

fag game for fags

>>715065579
no you don't

these morons have no idea what a class should be doing. their "upgraded" enh shaman literally has a forced node on the tree that tries to get you to weave lbolts inbetween attacks which is fine but they dont actually play the class and understand that under flurry (very high uptime) you have to use 2 matching weapons at a minimum of 2.7 speed or else you still delay your autos (all your dam). Go look how many axe options there are for orcs at that speed its a fucking joke. this doesnt even account for bloodlust which would then make it impossible to bolt without delaying autos since you would need 4.0 speed 1hers which dont even exist. either dont have the mechanic or add in maelstrom weapon why the fuck are you frenchies trying to reinvent the wheel

>>715069562
>autists after doing 2 hours of math spreadsheets and realizing they can't do 100% optimal dps at all times

>>715070105
this

>>715069562
>no shoes player
lol dont care

>>715070105
its less about autistic minmax and more about the nonfunctional classes getting invited to shit. yes we all know classic is an easy meme game but nobody invites 75% of specs anyway. can always just bring an rsham as the BL bot

>>715071318
>invited
Lil bro your guild? Your friends?

>>715054906
>>715050780 (OP)
Human strong, fearsome...

>Undead
>Paladin
>Holy spec
Yep, it's gamin' time.