Software Sales (physical only)
01./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World # <RCE> (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (ยฅ9.073) - 114.106 / 1.299.219 (-21%)
02./02. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza <ETC> (Bandai Namco Entertainment) {2025.06.26} (ยฅ5.400) - 24.173 / 126.462 (-76%)
03./03. [PS5] Death Stranding 2: On the Beach <ACT> (Sony Interactive Entertainment) {2025.06.26} (ยฅ8.164) - 11.471 / 83.435 (-84%)
04./08. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe <RCE> (Nintendo) {2017.04.28} (ยฅ5.980) - 7.441 / 6.366.260 (+34%)
05./12. [NSW] Super Mario Party: Jamboree <ETC> (Nintendo) {2024.10.17} (ยฅ6.480) - 6.307 / 1.338.302 (+28%)
06./04. [NS2] Tamagotchi Plaza: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition <ETC> (Bandai Namco Entertainment) {2025.06.26} (ยฅ6.300) - 6.204 / 32.600 (-76%)
07./11. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons # <ETC> (Nintendo) {2020.03.20} (ยฅ5.980) - 5.915 / 816.492 (+15%)
08./09. [NSW] Minecraft # <ADV> (Microsoft Game Studios) {2018.06.21} (ยฅ3.600) - 5.480 / 3.928.867 (-1%)
09./10. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time <RPG> (Level 5) {2025.05.22} (ยฅ6.980) - 5.154 / 141.175 (-4%)
10./14. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma <SLG> (Marvelous) {2025.06.05} (ยฅ6.980) - 3.876 / 68.666 (-4%)
Hardware Sales
Switch 2 โ 128.643 (1.530.826)
Switch โ 17.712 (35.811.143)
PlayStation 5 โ 8.629 (6.918.908)
Xbox Series X|S โ 529 (679.971)
PlayStation 4 โ 21 (9.504.998)
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Yakuza 8 Sales Are "Strong", Especially In Japan and Asia
>Furthermore, sales in Japan and Asia seem to have made up a big part of this momentum, as Yokoyama notes, โThe game is incredibly strong in Japan. Sales in (the rest of) Asia are also quite strong, but the momentum in Japan is even greater than in the past.โ
>9. [NS2] Yakuza 0 Directorโs Cut โ 7,486 / NEW
https://automaton-media.com/en/news/like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-dev-surprised-by-unprecedented-speed-of-sales-and-big-change-in-sales-pattern/
>GUYYSSSS HERE'S WHAT JAPAN IS BUYING SO YOU CAN BUY IT AND BE JAPANESE TOO GIVE ME UPDOOTS REDDIT
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Street Fighter 6 sold over 1 million copies in Japan (Number of units sold as of December 20, 2024)
>21. [NS2] Street Fighter 6 โ 1,821 / 7,171
https://x.com/streetfighterja/status/1887305210781180094?s=46&t=iG06Fusk0-rV8wJwIf3_aQ
>snoy is going berserk trying to defend sony because he thinks its his friend
Sony isn't going to have sex with you, you're too old
>Tales of Arise sales by model PS=60%, PC=30%, Xbox=10% Japan sales: approx. 650,000
Sales by Region
>Japan & Asia ~1.2M
>North America ~1M
>EMEA >700k
>Latin America <100k
Ratio by model
>PS <60%
>PC <30%
>Xbox >10%
>Switch <0%
https://www.mutyun.com/archives/225577.html
>>715073487 (OP)>Switch 2 โ 128.643 (1.530.826) >Switch โ 17.712 (35.811.143) >PlayStation 5 โ 8.629 (6.918.908) PS5 was Raped, double penetrated and is now bleeding cum.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgM6poO2JmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgM6poO2JmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgM6poO2JmY
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>He takes the example of the launch of Metaphor: ReFantazio in early October: the title sold well in Japan, but it also performed extremely positively across the entire Asian continent, he tells us.
>It's not as lopsided as something like Yakuza but a bit less than half of Metaphor WW sales are in Asia (because EMEA remains relatively weak for historical reasons)
https://www.installbaseforum.com/forums/threads/media-create-sales-week-44-2024-oct-28-nov-03.3181/page-4#post-286641
>>715073632>GIVE ME UPDOOTS REDDITGo back to Kekdit and stay there if you like it so much over there :)
It's-a-me, Pauline!
Oh yeah, Famitsu time!
Why should I care what the technologically illiterate and culturally stagnant Japanese purchase for childish entertainment, to distract themselves as their country is flooded by Indians?
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Armored Core VI Sold Over 700k Copies In Japan.
>ARMORED CORE VI achieved a major success with over 700,000 units sold in Japan. Current sales reflects domestic sales.
https://ssl4.eir-parts.net/doc/9468/ir_material_for_fiscal_ym13/143593/00.pdf
>>715073487 (OP)>[PS5] Death Stranding 2: On the Beach - 11.471 / 83.435 (-84%)Oof what happened
>>715073632Anon you should know that reddit has a massive bias against nintendo at this point.
>>715073972They are under mind control.
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>Armored Core VI Japan sales were 75% digital
https://ssl4.eir-parts.net/doc/9468/ir_material_for_fiscal_ym13/143593/00.pdf
>>715073972he knows, its his favorite hugbox
>>715073932This but america, elon and microshit gotta have those indians take all of them jobs.
>>715073487 (OP)>Switch 2 โ 128.643 (1.530.826)>Switch โ 17.712 (35.811.143)>PlayStation 5 โ 8.629 (6.918.908)>Xbox Series X|S โ 529 (679.971)the pis5 may unironically reach xbone numbers by the end of the year as even the chinks stop buying it
>>715073487 (OP)>Switch 2 โ 128.643 (1.530.826)>Switch โ 17.712 (35.811.143)>PlayStation 5 โ 8.629 (6.918.908)
>>715073785>trying to get people hyped for assassins' creed niggers 2grim
>from the thumbnail alone it looks like a budget PS3 gameholy shit that's even worse
>>715073954kojewma happened
>>715073487 (OP)>Switch 2 โ 128.643 (1.530.826)>Switch โ 17.712 (35.811.143)>PlayStation 5 โ 8.629 (6.918.908)
>>715073972Half of the lies about the console originates there and then YouTube just copies
>>715073487 (OP)Don't let future derailing attempts and schizoposting distract you from the fact that PS5s are melting as we speak and that Stellar Blade is being developed for Switch 2
>>715073972>Reddit, Republicans, and Snoys all hate NintendoWater is wet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIttiV9n06Y new Inti IP, seemingly exclusive, Switch 2 version is using a real cartridge
[Sad news] Sony's "Palworld Entertainment" reports final loss of 42 million yen for fiscal year ending March 2025
Palworld Entertainment's final loss for the fiscal year ending March 2025 was 42 million yen. This was revealed in the "Financial Results Announcement" published in the "Official Gazette" on June 30th.
The company is a joint venture between Sony Music Entertainment (SME), Aniplex, and Pocket Pair.
It was established in July 2024 to promote the domestic and international licensing business for Pocket Pair's game "Palworld."
https://gamebiz.jp/news/408257
>>715073932>their country is flooded by IndiansBut enough about America and Canada!
>>715074261i thought the lies originated from macaco shitposts here, then leddit copied them, THEN jewtubers did?
>>715074374Ok now I'm convinced that this is him trying to falseflag.
>>715074345I find it real funny inti can somehow afford a real full cart release but gorillion dollar companies like SE still have to cope with code-in-box shit and faglus "had" to use goykeys for raidou.
>>715074537Not likely, he went on a pretty wild meltdown last week due to the news
>>715074516That happens as well
>>715074685Been saying for years that even if Nintendo came out with a console that was more than powerful enough and also sold like crazy, third parties would still find excuses to not support or half-ass it
>>715074374Oh thats why you don't see Palworld being shilled anymore.
I am going insane trying to understand what drives someone to wasted so much of everything in Spamming outdate info, every possible "drama bait" image, ban evasion, countless shitposting threads plus loads of other acts. Do they only want attention?
>>715073831>>715073972>a..actually 4chan likes nintendo... i..its not reddit to own a switch.. i actually own 2... i love corpo slopge... Working late tonight Saars? Glad to see you doing the needful!
>>715073487 (OP)>04./08. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe <RCE> (Nintendo) {2017.04.28} (ยฅ5.980) - 7.441 / 6.366.260 (+34%)
>>715061626>the only way chinkshit and gooky gacha can compete anymore is by collabing with JP seriesgrim
>>715074685Because is cheaper, that's why.
>>715074886He is playing a character.
He is a phony.
His Wii U backstory is fake.
He is not a real fan of PlayStation.
He does not own a PlayStation.
>>715074886It's to stop discussion and, on a good day, spread dissinfo. Did you know that "SWITCH 2 GAMES ARE 90 DOLLARS" is something that he spread in here like wildfire?
>>715074685i was surprised too, thought they would cope by just making switch 1 games and maybe putting up a 10 bucks nsw2 upgrade pack
>>715073487 (OP)> 04./08. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe <RCE> (Nintendo) {2017.04.28} (ยฅ5.980) - 7.441 / 6.366.260 (+34%)Fucking zombie game refuses to die.
>>715074959All consoles are for trannies and jeets. No exceptions. Buy a PC or don't play games.
>>715075120You do not own a PlayStation.
>>715075163Yes because I'm straight, normal and white. Brown troons like you wouldn't understand.
>>715075078i actually wonder if it's bundles
during the switch 2 launch snoy did a panic sale so retailers could get rid of old stock and very old bundles like goy turismo started charting during the week 2 of the switch 2 or so because it was a pretty dead week aside from MKW
>>715074725There was a palworld thread up at the time, they didn't care or weren't surprised and just went back to wanting to fuck Katress.
>>715074374Or they sent 42 million yen to a private account before Nintendo seizes it all in the lawsuit.
Just a reminder that Korea has lost and has been humiliated publicly.
Its actually fucking insane how journos only spent a day or two on microsoft laying off 11000+ of their work force and replacing them with indians and A.I, while all of the pre launch FUD for Switch 2 lasted several weeks at the very least.
>>715075447Don't forget a gook billion dollar company was so insecure over this that they had to literally bribe their players with ingame items to leave good steam reviews.
>>715075039He may be playing a character, but it's clear that he has an anti-Nintendo agenda, I just don't understand what exactly drives him to do this shit everyday.
>>715074886Nintendo Derangement Syndrome (N.D.S.) is a very real disease
just look at youtube to see the amount of shorts with some broccoli headed retard going "NINTYENDUUU IZ FOINISHED YOU GOIZE DUH PAYLWURLD LAWSYOOOT WILL LOOSE"
or some third worlder with AI slop thumbnails parroting the BR cope about "bricked" switches
Is it crazy to say DS2 kinda just came and went?
Good or bad there was a lot of buzz around the first one and that doesn't seem to be the case with this one.
>>715074886Literally nothing better do. He doesn't own any consoles, his computer's too weak to play games, this is the closest to entertainment he can afford.
>>715075579>palworld out of nowhereis this revenge?
>>715075562We must combat his anti-Nintendo agenda using Mini-Pauline.
>>715075586First one had buzz because everyone thought it would be P.T as a full game
>>715075039>h-h-hes just acting bro >10 years of complete schizo meltdown >getting himself doxxed multiple times because hes too stupid to crop screenshots or double check them before uploading >saving and posting CP to damage control when a thread turns against sony
>>715074858That or the PS5 savefile bug.
>>715075039>He is not a real fan of PlayStation.>He does not own a PlayStation.false
>>715075687>palworld out of no whereThere's at least 10 posts about it above his if you read any of the thread you'd know that, retard.
>>715074374How the fuck do you lose money on a dirt cheap asset flip that sold at least 15 million?
>>715075078It's the Smash Ultimate of the Mario Kart series, it's gonna keep selling for a looong time.
>>715075865>Finally admits he's real
The big evil malicious "Our Boy" is playing 4D-chess.
He pretends to be anti-Nintendo and pro-PlayStation, but he is neither.
He is using his "beliefs" as a backdrop to spam the catalog.
>>715075865He is a Playstation fanboy, but as far as we know, he doesn't own a ps5 STILL
>>715075586niche gamers don't care because the game has dancing niggers and other DEI slop
otaku don't care because it's 3dpd
normalfags don't care because they can't pretend it's a srs bsns le mature game because of the cold dose of PEKOPEKOPEKO and her literally mandatory quests to finish the game
no idea what was kojimbo thinking with this game honestly
>>715075586As someone who really likes both DS games the fact of the matter is just that they are still way too niche for the general audience, even DS2 which is way more action oriented and plays much more like a newer MGS game it still has "busywork" that will just frustrate the average player.
>>715075447>port of game that everyone already played because it had english x new release of game that only a few played because jap onlyretard
>>715075979>He pretends to be anti-Nintendo and pro-PlayStation, but he is neither.Oh no he DEFINITELY is anti-Nintendo, him being pro-PlayStation is debatable given that sometimes he pretends to be a vegan, but if there's one consistent thing to his spam, is his malicious attempts to spin every single Nintendo-related news as a negative.
>>715076024>the sequel to Kojima spends a blank check to pay his favorite celebrities to hang out with him features Kojima once again paying his favorite celebrities to hang out with him>but this time, they're celebrities normalfaggots don't like
>>715075209I donโt think itโs bundles but it is simply just switch 1โs were sold so people bought MK 8
>>715076024Issue is that kojima is retarded. He has good ideas, but you need a good team to put them together. Nobody can take anything he says and say "hey that's stupid. Lets not do that". Had the vtuber thing been a hidden quest line then that would have been a neat surprise for fans and in general. Instead. Because he paid for it you must see it and it's mandatory. As is most of the over the top wacky stuff he threw in this time because someone told him "your kojima! the wacky silly asian!"
>Amazon invites for Switch 2 has began
7 million, here we come
>>715076024>What was kojimbo thinkingI can tell you
>Man, I like hanging out with Norman Reedus on Sony's dime. Can't wait to actually publish this game on PC.
>>715076136im legit surprised it took this long
>>715076012ps5 is pretty cheap in brazil so pretty sure he already got one.
>>715076037Iโd love to get into DS but I simply do not have the time or patience anymore. Iโm sure a lot of people feel that way.
>>715076136>they ask this instead of questioning Nightreigns necessityThis is the equivalent of shilling Dark Douls 2 while seething at Bloodborne
>>715075518They are still mad about switch 2.
>>715075773Funny how you never hear of this but I've seen a million threads about Mario Kart World's online update.
>>715076012He doesn't play video games at all.
He probably owns a Wii U, but for all we know, he's never so much as powered it on.
I bet that Wii U in the photo we saw recently is just a prop.
>>715076287Macaco =/= eric
>>715076318Nightreign is actually pretty good. But the crux of the video is literally
>NOOOO FROMSOFTWARE ISN'T ALLOOOOWED TO MAKE EXCLUSIVES ON NINTENDO IT JUST ISN'T RIGHT TTTT IT'S OVERPRICEEEED!
>>715076373We saw a million articles about a supposed save file bug with s/v (that literally 15 minutes of looking at the profile of the person who posted the original claim showed he was making shit up for updoots and didn't even own a switch 2)
>>715076392Maybe he felt burned after buying a wii u and made it his life's mission to hate on nintendo and shill sony products.
>>715076316I'll buy the first one on Switch 2 if the rumors are true, seems like a good fit.
>>715076136>Was it needed?Is any game needed?
>>715076524I believe that his primary goal is to spam the catalog with NSFW threads, and is using his anti-Nintendo agenda as a backdrop.
>>715076583It'd be funny to see it put on switch 2, but I don't think it'd be a good idea. The game lives and dies on it's "social" elements.
>>715076224>Issue is that kojima is retarded. >He has good ideasno retarded person has good ideas. they're always bad or completely retarded. Kojima has always been the latter with how he force hundreds of asspull to try to justify whatever shit he wants to do in his games.
>>715076318>shilling Dark Douls 2 while seething at BloodborneI mean, all things considered that literally did in fact happen with monkeys like matheymathosis.
>>715076136Of course anon.
>>715075773>>715076373>>715076498>the PS5 savefile bug.what the fuck happened this time?
>>715076658The asynchronous multiplayer would work perfectly for on the go play though. Just make it cache locally every time you connect online.
>>715076746Palworld had an update and the ps5 version is deleting saves
>>715076664No I'll be fair. He was pretty good at convey what he wanted during the msx days, and was good director during psx-2 days. His "westaboo" love of cinema is why the shots work in metal gear solid, and the writing for the msx games (in nip) is really clever. Everything afterwards though it feels like he developed an ego. It's more apparent than ever in death stranding though.
Our Boy hates Astro Bot!
I caught him saying as such!
>>715075928>that sold at least 15 million?wasn't it being sold for like, 15 bucks though?
>>715073487 (OP)>>715073575>>715073656>>715073743>>715073821>1 minute apartImagine being so mindbroken you make the thread yourself
>>715076889This ai shit is seriously getting out of control man
>>715076746Palworld can delete your save and there's nothing you can do to restore it. Apparently the devs' response is "Shit happens lol"
>>71507692880% of sales came from China were it was priced at $10
>>715076829I'm surprised anyone was still playing to notice.
>>715076889Maybe he finally watched the Game Awards speech where the director thanked Nintendo and Mario.
>>715076838Kojima just makes the games he wants. He doesn't give a shit about outside opinion, actually he actively goes against it. He's an actual auteur and I think he should be respected for it. Plus he cashes checks from Sony only to burn them on expensive dinners and media tours.
>>715076829>>715077032IT JUST KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>715076928If it needed more than a million to break even considering 90% of it is reused from their botw asset flip other than the pals themselves, I'd be shocked
>>715076957nah he didn't make the thread he just found it
he never spams his years old cope about flopped fighter 6 and armored snore when he makes the threads
>>715077032Unfortunately they can't steal a fix from someone else
You have already chosen your wonderful new console!
>>715077074It's entirely possible the issue has existed for a while and the new update only drew enough players to make people realize it wasn't just a rare thing
>>715077032So where are the hundred of articles about pocket pair being anti consumer scum?
>>715077153I feel like people can never get it straight whether ritual posts mean he made the thread or that he didn't make the thread
>>715077193I have, now I just have to find it in stock from my preferred retailer.
>>715076889kind of suspected already with how he always avoided questions asking him why he didn't bought Astro Bot.
>>715077325They're hecking wholesome indie devs
>>715077435I want to know what he knows about Donkey Kong Bananza.
He seems to have insider information about a whole lot of things.
Nintendo just shot themselves in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase the Switch 2 nor will they purchase Mario Kart World. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Nintendo has alienated an entire market with this move.
Nintendo, publicly apologize and stop random from working like an actual random option or you can kiss your business goodbye.
>>715077543Nintendo has already begun its beautiful new era.
>>715077543>Ported copypasta
>>715077518his delusions aren't reliable sources.
>>715077680Good one, Anon.
reposting this
do please look at 5 at least, i found it rather funny
>>715077097No I don't think he's an "auteur". I just think he's full of himself. He claims to love video games as a medium but since the ps3 days he's been wanting more and more to turn them into movies. Metal gear solid V being more game than not was course correction from the roasting given to 4. It's weird that he's seen as some genius yet in that some faggy vien. Cuckmann is just that. A cuck. They both do the same thing man.
>>715077779>Korean K-popIsn't that a bit redundant
>>715077543Even your posts are just ports of NeoGAF!
>>715077834gonna guess it's MTL shenanigans
>>715077813>They both do the same thing man.I must disagree with you. Kojima LOVES movies and yeah, he wants to make his game LIKE a movie, but he also loves the medium. He loves video games as an art form as much as he loves movies. Druckmann actively despises being a video game director and wishes desperately he was a TV big shot instead.
Kojima wants George Miller to be a character in his game, Druckmann wants Yuri Lowenthal to be an actor in his tv series. You get it?
>>715077779>29Even when jewtube tries to fix problems they caused with AIslop, they still find a way to be antijapan lmao.
>>715077779I also have Korean fatigue.
>>715077779How do you even go there, a vpn?
I still don't understand why Japanese are so fucking retarded and keep buying Switches when:
a)Switch is a shitty portable with ancient technology
b)Switch 2 only has a shitty Mario Kart game
c)There are better devices like Steam Deck OLED, ROG Ally X, MSI claw, etc
d)PS5 is way better and has more games
Also most of Switch library are Wii U ports and indies
The U.S needs to send another fuckin nuke to Japan pronto
Also it's sad to see Xbox being pretty much dead there when Xbox has the best gaming service: Gamepass and amazing games like Indiana Jones, Elder Scrolls, DOOM Dark Ages, etc
When you think about it, PlayStation 5 has WAY more and better games, better controller, a more aesthetic, cool and powerful console
>>715078009While I don't agree with you, I can see your point. In my opinion at least death stranding is no better than the crap cuckmann makes. At least metal gear and that silent hill game he was working on had merit. There's nothing in death stranding besides him going "look at my celebrities!". Good on you for liking him though and giving me a different look at this.
>>715073487 (OP)No wonder Sony is bending to Microsoft.
>>715077779>54Where the fuck are the people that managed to run Monster Hunter XX on a 3ds? Are they gone?
>>715078163You hate Mini-Pauline.
>>715078136You actually can freely see the website without a VPN, but given they do now ban VNPS to post you need to live in japan or use other means to post.
>>715078163I know you keep posting this every thread, but nobody cares about playstation. It really is the console retards buy for sports ball and call of duty. Even spics are buying switch 2s over playstation and xbox.
>>715077779>Only Nintendo software can sell on Nintendo hardware, and that hasn't changed with the Switch 2Sure if you ignore Fantasy Life, Rune Factory, Tamagotchi Plaza, Raidou...
>>715077779>Monster Hunter board is overTotal Ryozo Death
>>715073487 (OP)>01./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World # <RCE> (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (ยฅ9.073) - 114.106 / 1.299.219 (-21%)>Switch 2 โ 128.643 (1.530.826)>Switch โ 17.712 (35.811.143)But youtubers told me that the update ruined Mario Kart and people were returning their Switchs?
>>715078136i use chmate personally
>>715078268they used to block yurop when they implemented the GDPR, not anymore though
i had to use .sc for a while
>>715078390The online commentary and reality of the situation is jarring. I don't think I've seen such a disconnect between what people are buying and enjoying and whats been screeched online.
>>715078141Based nips
>PS5 needed 81 weeks to do the same numbers Switch 2 did in 5 Oof
>>715075687I think you're the only poster on /v/ that tried to make this 'revenge' meme happen
>>715077474With an office in Tokyo. That always gets me.
>>715078390It did, and they are. Shamshitsu reports returned and resold shitch poo as new sales
>>715077779Must be sad being a Japanese PS fan kek, your favorite thing is slowly fading into obscurity in your own country and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>715078472somehow jewtube autoplayed me once into a video outright claiming switch 2 sales even in japan were stagnating and declining by 90% or so
the amount of outright lies revolving the switch 2 is quite something to behold
>he's projecting snoy's unethical practices onto nintendo again
>>715078202>There's nothing in death stranding besides him going "look at my celebrities!"I can see your point anon, but have you played death stranding? Those celebrities aren't picked only because kojima is a big fan, they're picked because he's also a great judge of talent somehow. It's not the "i wanted a big shot actor to play snake". Sam is a character MADE for Norman Reedus and probably his best performance. Cliff only works because Mads Mikkelsen plays him. Die Hardman is defined by Tommy Earl Jenkins' performance. If you're looking from the outside in and haven't played death stranding because you think it's just celeb masturbation, you should give it a shot. It's really such an honest game. You rarely get them anymore. It's Kojima saying
>Yeah, this is what I want to do without franchise clauses or someone creatively restraining meAnd yeah, the story may have holes, it may veer into boring exposition, it may look like he's flexing his connections in the industry, but deep down it's literally him and his friends making a big budget game. It feels that personal.
>>715078538Nope, that's Sony.
>>715078538Well Mario's supposed daughter will sell more Switch 2 units!
>>715078596No thank you. I know from experience because I didn't like the first game. Worse yet was that cringey character saying "VIDEO GAME REFRENCES!!" "WOW A BOSS FIGHT"! I couldn't gut it and dropped it. Once again man more power to you for liking it.
>>715078728>"VIDEO GAME REFRENCES!!" "WOW A BOSS FIGHT"I don't remember this
>>715078708Susanne is so cute I want to cuddle her.
Patapon is at number 1 on japanese eshop right now
https://store-jp.nintendo.com/software/ranking/switch/
>>715078728>>715078804Also, I'm talking about death stranding 1, not 2. I haven't played 2 because PS5 lmao who owns one even.
>>715078804I don't remember the characters name. He was some skull faggot.
>>715073487 (OP)Do you guys pretend to be shareholders or something? Why give a shit about sales of it's not your investment?
Until proven otherwise Paulinigger is another bad actor spammer
>>715078874Only 80 million more people than own a shitch poo
>>715078856>Patapon is selling like hotcakes on the SwitchAll according to plan...! We'll be taking all of your Japanese centric games, snoys. Ape Escape, get ready... You're up next.
Switch 2 is still a best seller in Amazon Mexico, even mexicans have enough money to spare to get the MKW bundle
https://www.amazon.com.mx/gp/bestsellers/videogames
>>715078856There are so many layers of irony here I don't even know where to begin
>>715078856>nexon the diver is 3rd>because of a steam sale style discountgooks have to act like comfort women to compete and still lose to japan
>same with FFIXngl it's real funny to see SE fall this low
>fantasy life still clinging to the 12th placeLOOK AT THEM GO
>somehow elder magnolia still on the 23th spotkino
>715078954
>snoyjanny seething
lmao
Anyone else glad for not falling to the Switch 2 meme?
>Shitty Mario Kart game
>No games
>Overpriced
>Shitty screen
>Joy cons have drift
Dodged a bullet there
>>715078882Oh Higgs. Yeah that's the point of the character though, he's a cringe edgelord that ultimately amounts to nothing.
>>715078856Based as fuck.
Buy this one you guys.
>>715078824I first learned that the Blender monkey is named Suzanne when I tried to generate Shigeru Miyamoto "holding a Suzanne" while shaking Geoff Keighley's hand.
Hoping this game does well on Switch 2 after how shit MH Wilds ended up being
>>715078728>I couldn't gut it
>>715079026Actually kino moment when you remember that she's literally a walking extinction event and is using that corny ass line to get Sam to drop his guard.
>>715078974>80 million>when PS5 sales are still at 77.something kek
>>715079056>t. 55 year old snoy executive working at SEGA/ATLUS/Capcom/SIE/Aquaplus/Nagoshi Studios
>>715079147>kekmo>looks like 3dpdslopi hope it also flops
>>715078974Donkey Kong Bananza will win.
>>715078971I have done nothing wrong.
We have already chosen our beautiful new era.
>>715079147im ngl koei fucked up the marketing. they should have gone the Sonic Crossworlds route. hopefully the Demo picks some great WoM because, as it stands, it's looking spooky
>>715078472Speaking of screeching online, what is the latest nothingburger for this week?
Just more made up โNintendo bricked my switch!โ stories from redditors or have they managed to come up with something else?
>>715079056>Dodged a bullet thereactually me for not buying the PS5 meme. lol
>>715079169>Actually kino momentEven Family Guy's references have more relevance then this.
Thread 2 already? What did I miss?
>>715079316given the macaco already turned his back on it, it wouldn't surprise me
>>715078975Can I have Gravity Rush please?
>>715079463Amelie is unironically pretending to be retarded. Also, Nintendo reference in sony game.
>>715079316Nintendo should bundle it for the memes.
>>715079476Just the normal spergouts, from skimming thread 1.
>>715078856hope picrel can also win hard like that when it releases.
>>715079161At least I had the option to return it. Do you guys remember the best buy gamers club? That thing was great.
>>715079316Japanese kids would play this and think the PlayStation brand and consoles were all made up for this game.
wew
https://nintendoeverything.com/nsw2u-nintendo-switch-rom-piracy-fbi-takedown/
>>715079531>only pretending
>>715077879Retarded newfag.
Someone make a thread about the Palworld Glitch if it hasnโt been done.
>>715079732>"you used to play playstation? that game on the switch 2?"
>>715079756>District court orderDamn, I guess the US really does take piracy seriously. Also, I guess all the
>@FBI Jokes are not so funny now are they
>>715079756Can't wait for the hundred youtube videos about how this is anti consumer somehow.
are dk threads autosaged or something? all disapeared in less than an hour
>>715079756shit, guess there's only ziperto left
>>715079765Yeah she's pretending, that scene is 100% bait she uses to trap Sam in the beach (basically limbo) as he has schizo dreams while she destroys the world since he's the only one that can actually stop her.
>>715079316No one will care. Spiderman+God of War coming to Switch and Xbox will be the meltdown of the decade.
>>715079756OH NO NO NO NO
>>715079316>this happens>it gets re-reviewed by journalists>they rank it significantly lower than before, saying "it's not as good as i remember it" "it feels kinda clunky now" "there's too many gimmicks" "who are these costumes?"
>>715079756How long til he adds this to his 'fuck nintendo' meme list?
>>715078856Sony, for fuck sake, let Bandai do a Gravity Rush 1+2 collection. Let Kat have one last day in the sun.
Shrek
md5: f463b31522500e84967076aa9b73d631
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>>715079756This is the part where pirate bros pretend Switch games were never that good anyways.
>>715079924Do you really think so? I don't think the nintendo audience is clamoring for movie games. Pc guys play anything that gets put on the system, but I don't think these games would be popular on switch.
>>715079756OH NO PCSIS!!!! HOW CAN NINTENDO BE SO EVIL?!!!!
>>715079887>Nintendo took down a legal site which I could legally use to download legal copies of games I totally own for legal preservation purposes>okay so I never bought the games but that's because of Nintendo's anti-consumer pricing practices
>>715079756that site had a bunch of busted links anyways
had tons of ads and pop ups
>>715079756not even surprised, this seems to be a monthly thing these days
>>715080030Donkey Kong Bananza could be a movie game, but actually fun.
>>715079420Here you go
>>715079756 Wait for the articles and 100 youtube videos
>>715074345>check comments>immediate snoy portbeggingkek. it does seem to be also releasing on PC however, the description links to a non-existent Steam page.
So how long until the Switch 2 outsells the pslop5?
In Japan I give it a year, worldwide maybe 2-3 max.
>>715078975Nintendo Switch niggas
>>715078596Your Kojima dicksucking is completely undermined by the fact that Death Stranding included a bunch of characters face-scanned from celebrities that didnโt even fucking act themselves, they had different voice actors and motion capture. At that point it is purely celeb masturbation and indefensible.
>>715079026This is unironically why I want DS1 ported to Switch 2, besides that I think it would work great as a pickup and play game.
>>715080227>At that point it is purely celeb masturbation and indefensible.Is this is your first Kojimbo game?
>>715080179>the description links to a non-existent Steam page.place your bets
did it get banned from steam or not?
>>715080246Cinematic cutscenes with full voice acting from at least one character.
>>715075039yeah, right
in the same way DSP has just been playing a character for the past 16 years
>>715079887>>715080007>>715080029reminder that if it was some sony piracy site it would be completely ok for it to be taken down because it's okay when sony does it and also sony don't deserves to be pirated.
>>715078163Eric le pasta snoy
>>715080470Sony games aren't worth pirating past PS2
>>715079991Nah journalists are sony dickriders, they'll call it a flawless masterpiece
>>715079529Nintendo should just pull a "Bayonetta 2 moment" with Gravity Rush and fund Gravity Rush 3.
Like, c'mon Nintendo, your fans love this series. It'll feel right at home on the Switch 2.
>>715079991>It just don't feel right without the Sonyโข PlayStationโข DualSenseโข Proโข
>>715080347so armored core 6 is a movie game
>>715078203Microsoft did first
>>715079259It's a great game actually
>>715079389Yeah i hope it does well enough to fund a sequel. They botched the initial launch pretty hard
>>715080470someone beat me to the punch goddamn
>>715080557i can't even get myself to care about bloodborne anymore because i can't get myself to care about a single goddamn game in an entire platform, and rollslop no less
the vita was truly the last good sony console
>>715080179Sal Romano will be @ing every japanese person on twitter on the company account to portbeg for ps I bet.
>>715080227Cameos are just cameos. I don't really care either way. The package is good where it matters.
>>715080565Literally not a single soul cares about this failed flop.
You will never be Japanese.
>>715079824Apparently, before Trump's "liberation day" there was a document released by the US that goes a bit into piracy about his reasons for tariffs, so we may see an increase on anti piracy stuff.
>>715080773I'm not howeverthough
>>715080136>NintendoI doubt it. This is the FBI taking down a piracy site because it's their MO. It could've been any site.
>>715079529Please, i miss gravity rush
>>715079620Nah. It would bomb like Lego Horizon. Nintendo gamers have higher standards
>>715080773to this day i still don't get how is this supposed to be a hurtful insult
>>715079924>Spiderman+God of War coming to Switch and XboxTo xbox it seems thats it will
>>715080773You are Brazilian.
>>715077543Funny because this is exactly what's happening to Capcom thanks Wilds being shit and getting worse with updates. They had to cancel a lesson on game optimization regarding Wilds because the japs sent them death threats
>>715078856>Patapon S2 remaster places #1 next weekThat would be fucking hilarious
>>715080470No one will complain about it if Sony decided to take down games from rom sites. Remember when multiple companies were involved with taking down roms at vimm's lair but everyone was just complaining about nintendo?
>>715079420adding to the piracy website getting killed, pretty sure it'll be Nintendo killing Switch 1 vouchers.
>>715079476"Eric" melting like ps5 are
>>715080773You will never be a weeb!
>>715080969not clicking your ip grabber
>>715080832Don't let the truth get in the way of a clickbait headline or youtube video.
2nd threat half way, why is he still mad if Switch has been dominating for 8+ years.
>>715080687>"Gematsu has reached out for clarificiation on the platforms but we haven't heard back"Notice how that fag never did that for any of the ATLUS games skipping the Switch? But whenever an IP or studio who is a tiny bit intertwined with PlayStation skips that ecosystem, he goes straight to harassing.
>>715080969God bless America
>Thendos daydreaming about getting Sony's games on their tablet episode#789789
>>715080773And you will never be anything more than an indian.
>>715080969somehow got flashbacks to megaupload getting taken down in the same way
>>715080565I FUCKING WISH! but Sony would want the game on their systems and I feel that Nintendo wouldn't allow that before 2035 or so.
>>715081015>because the japs sent them death threatsi very much doubt it, crapcom is a westoid company now so it wouldn't surprise me they were outright lying about le hecking harassment
>>715081118Nobody wants to be weeb.
i wonder if grifters on X like pirat_jeet or the fag with the joker makeup garfield pfp have already made posts about that ROM site getting seized
>>715081202Your movies will be ported to xbox snoyim
>>715080773I'm already a weeb and that's good enough to me.
>>715081335pirat retard has.
Anyway, it seems to have been an international operation, I wonder if we will see any other rom site taken down.
>>715077069>BG3 schizo Quiet you.
>>715073865You're a retard. Not even because your theory is improbable, but because you're stupid for thinking nintendo would EVER imply that Mario had sex outside of marraige, and by proxy for ever thinking Nintendo would disrupt the status quo and make mario ever get officially hitched with anyone. You completely misunderstand the people at nintendo, and that's your biggest folly.
>>715081202As-tro Bot!
We'll get As-tro Bot!
As-tro Bot!
We'll get As-tro Bot!
>>715081202We are not daydreaming, it's already happening, unlike your Super Mario PS4 dream, snoy :^)
>>715080969Wait, those FBI takeover screens are actually REAL?
>>715081416>I'm already a weebYou're disgrace.
>>715081031>after several years of Playstation ignoring requests for a new game, Patapon 1+2 does very well and somehow attracts vtubers to the point where it becomes evergreen>JP Playstation slowly turns to the USA branch and asks "why didn't you fund a new one of those?"
>>715081335I'm just thankful I already have most everything I'm interested in emulating already downloaded. Sucks to suck for newcomers I guess.
>>715081202we already got Horizon lego, Freedom Wars, Patapon and soon, Hot Shots Golf. There's that one about some boring american sport that's even on Xbox too so pretty sure it won't stop there.
>>715078515>everyone on /v/ is the same personcome on, you know as well as I do that his "attachment" to palworld is entirely because of the sony deal, which palworld didn't need
>>715081054This is always hilarious to me because Nintendo more than pretty much any other publisher still makes (most of) their retro libraries available to the public in some form.
>>715081485i feel like this is the final line on the sand for snoy, and it may not be that far away into the future now that helldivers got ported to the xbone
astro turf releasing on the switch 2 would unironically be the final white flag admitting the playstation brand is truly fucking dead and it's as over as it gets
the point it gets ported is the point sega or even atari coming back with a console would give nintendo more competition than snoy
>>715081469Miyamoto is getting old.
>>715080969Move on to the next site. I'm not even a pirate and I know you shouldn't stay comfortable in one place.
>>715081590>>JP Playstationnot a thing, the HQ is fully in trannyfornia
i do get what you mean tho, but you are talking about sony aniplex instead
>>715081647>we already got Horizon lego, Freedom Wars, Patapon and soon, Hot Shots Golf. Nice shovelware you got here, bro.
>snoys spend YEARS begging for a single scrap of a nintendo game to be on playstation
>snoy ports the PS2 and PSP games, the only things anyone cares about from sony, to the switch
>>715081691It's not just Miyamoto, retard. This is the way big corporations like this work. They don't disrupt status quos. It's in their DNA not to.
>>715081335I bet the comments are full of usual posts like
>"Nintendo is evil!">"Nintendo is greedy">"How are we supposed to play these games now?">"How dare nintendo takes down games they don't sell anymore">"MUH PRESERVATION!"
>>715081776Helldivers 2 would have probably been ported by now alongside Xbox but Nintendo didn't give them devkits.
>>715081557>Mikanthank you for posting my favorite wife ever. I also have figures from her too.
>>715081776It's funny, the moment they're ported you treat them like the shovelware they always were.
>>715081691I really do wonder if Nintendo's autistic obsession with no stories in games like Mario will be done away with once Miyamoto retires and/or kicks the bucket. Not that I have any desire for Mario to beome a 40 hour walking simulator cinematic game, but some basic continuity at least wouldn't hurt.
>>715081896>Iliya>MikanBased.
>>715081925Miyamoto doesn't actively participate in development being occasionally making new designs so I'm going to say no.
>but some basic continuity at least wouldn't hurt.Is there a real need for that though?
>>715081896Where are your model kits, no true weeb exists that has no plamo.
>>715081776>i-it's literally ok when it's not the games I likeholy cope.
>>715081925>but some basic continuity at least wouldn't hurt.it would in fact hurt, mario is like a cartoon character always returning to the status quo, and cartoons ALWAYS shit the bed when the writers try to pretend they are reel writers and start shitting out long stories to change said status quo
>>715081820It's fucking ironic how preservationniggers are the ones mainly responsible for killing games preservation, if only those retards hadn't associated so strongly with current-gen emulation...
>>715082030Oh yeah here's where I step in, I never turn down a reason to post about plamo.
>>715081925Mario doesn't really need a story outside of the RPG spinoffs
>>715081335He has and the comments are hilarious. One of them said he wished the lawyers families would be hunted down
>>715081925Why change what isn't broken. I don't give a shit if that goomba in SM64 is still seething about Mario stomping his shit so much so that he's become the final boss of the 2036 3D Mario game or that Bowser Jr. is still convinced that Peach is his mother. I just want to bing bing wahoo.
>>715082124Since you shared, so will I. Here's my pride and joys.
>>715082208>I don't give a shit if that goomba in SM64 is still seething about Mario stomping his shit so much so that he's become the final boss of the 2036 3D Mario gameto be fair, that would be kinda funny as a 30 second flashback or something
>>715082368No, they pertain to videogame and videogame console discussion
>>715081925What if Shigeru Miyamoto wanted to tell one big story about how Mario leaves Pauline to chase after Princess Peach, but then reunites with Pauline when Peach just wants to be friends?
The Super Mario franchise could be built on the "punchline" that Mario dumped his girlfriend, to chase after a kidnapped Peach, and then the "punchline" is that Peach's kidnapper, Bowser, also dumped his girlfriend to kidnap Peach.
>>715082487kys sales tard
>>715082606Mini-Pauline will win.
>>715082292Oh I have those too and unit 02. Apparently I haven't taken a picture of all three of them together though.
I have unit 06 in my backlog and I might build that next week too.
>>715082368Already tried it, /biz/ mods told /v/ mods to stop being little snoy bitches, sales belong here.
>>715082671Man I used to have a lot of model kits before I left home. I had most of the universal century put together.
>>715082671>unit 02I will never buy unit 02 because my hatred for asuka is unending. I have a Demonbane on top of my PC though. I'll eventually get an Al Azif figure to pair with it.
PS5 canโt save ds2
and ds2 canโt save PS5 either
>>715082151Pardon me for being on a phone
>>715082606Shut the fuck up faggot, you already tried that bullshit. Games sales are relevant to game discussion because they can dictate important trends of acquisition which can lead to the making of sequels to game franchises and console brands that people like.
>>715082930Yeah it sucks but damn internet cool guys, chill out.
>>715082930>pirates when you stop them from pirating, and pay for things they want>I"LL KILL YOU!!!
>>715082930delicious third worlder tears
>>715082775Don't be sad that you don't have them, be happy that you had fun building them.
>>715082896I was looking into Demonbane, how is it?
>>715082030I don't have them unironically because skill issues. I tried to build a GK like 10 or so years ago and it turned so shit that I just accepted my fate as a useless retard and stuck with figures, nendoroids and artbooks. Always wanted to build one but I'm pretty sure I'll just fuck everything up.
>>715082930>Nintendo has nothing to do with it, it's just regular anti-piracy action like what happens to z-library every week>GRRRR NINTENDOsee this is what I mean when I say Nintendo causes neurons to misfire in people. They can't think rationally.
>>715082930yummy pirate tears
>>715083087>Evil people are evilWhat's new, if you have no morals on stealing shit, why would you have morals on acknowledging the value of human lives?
Why don't the snoy posters just move to x? You can have the mildest or extremist opinion there and retards will engage with you because of "fuck nintendo or etc". You people literally do it for free
>>715082930sucks to be a poornigger, but these faggots are the reason i want to buy a switch 2 and buy all games legit from now on (even if through the cheaper jp eshop to support the devs directly)
being associated with this kind of deranged creature is enough for me to put off console piracy altogether
i would also drop off PC piracy if i didn't hate steam and their antijapan policies more than i don't like being associated with these niggers
>>715073487 (OP)>Switch โ 17.712 (35.811.143)>PlayStation 5 โ 8.629 (6.918.908)Isn't this like the third week in a row that the switch has doubled the ps5 in sales?
>>715082930I need to make collage of all the completely batshit psychotic behaviour Snoys exhibit because of a toy
>>715082930why are all snoys such violent psychopaths?
>>715082930>"I wish for the downfall of something I never supported!"Get a job.
>>715083125He's a moderoid so expect glue and tough to snap together plastic, but the shins are the right size and he looks much better than my other moderoids.
>>715083238>Why don't the snoy posters just move to x?They get banned there and had ksome accountability, remember these fags tell you to "slit your troat" when you show them that your toy sells better than theirs.
>>715083227i actually expected them to not out themselves as pirates
used to be, no one talked about it and do it in secret
>>715082930>noooooo I'm entitled to free shit this is EVILKek holy hell
>>715082930Good god if my scene buddy could see what piracy has turned into he'd kill himself all over again.
RIP.
>>715083238twitter tos is a lot stricter and itโs actually possible to hunt people down on twitter. Itโs a website too dangerous for faggots
>>715082896The real red pill is that the entire Eva franchise blows dick, No idea why it's as popular as it is.
>>715082930This is the type of thing that will turn more and more people against pirates
>>715083494Zoomers quite literally turned piracy into a moral crusade, they unironically think they're some robin hood type of "hero" for doing this, it's one of the most laughable things I've ever seen in my years of gaming.
>>715083407I'll probably pick it up next payday if I can find it at a good price then. I'd get it this one but this payday is already accounted for.
Anyway, I keep my Sazabi on my pc.
>>715083107Youโre not wrong. Actual jeets are really mad under that post
>>715083709>the entire Eva franchise blows dickAh, anon. Don't worry. It's fine.
>No idea why it's as popular as it is.It's only meant for certain people, people that felt like Anno when he made it. So are the movies. It's an unironic "you wouldn't get it" thing. Not because you're stupid or anything, but it's just that specific to certain life experiences.
>>715083494Well, there is one retard posting more pirate sites on the comments kek
>>715082930>/v/ catalogue openOf course
>>715082930May you get caught
>>715083709Nah it's not a good mecha series, but it's idea isn't the worst. Problem is how it got adapted in the west. The entire nuance of it got removed and fags like to say "ITS TOTALLY GAY" despite the fact it's showing how a young man can fall for comfort and what he already knows..
>>715082930Trump should get RFK Jr to make Derangement Syndrome a real disorder so we can make Nintendo Derangement Syndrome an official thing
>eric unironically ran to /tv/ to post his anti nintendo thread
OH NO NO NO
>>715083752I have that same sazabi and nu, those are the Ver. Ka right?
>>715083848kek i didnt see that, good catch
>>715083802I'm not surprised its jeets
>>715083709It's the equivalent of what DBZ was for the west.
Nu-otaku slop for normalfags that enjoy generic fights and a message that jewtubers claim is le deep in videos.
Evangelion did that for JP and overseas boomers, then madoka did it for millennials, then mushou tensei did it for zoomers.
>>715083839fuck me, god damn it
why can't these kids just shut the fuck up
>>715083915>>>/tv/212557527not a single reply in ten minutes kek
>>715083995What a gigantic dismissal. Eva, Madoka and Mushoku Tensei are all good anon. Did you forget that the creator of Madoka also made Kamen Rider Gaim? That anno directed fucking Shin Godzilla and Shin Kamen Rider?
>>715084053Wait its not even the thread that I saw, there is one about the switch selling 3.5m units
>>>/tv/212556903I don't know if i did this right
>>715083848Pirat shills his shit here constantly. We hate it.
>>715084053lmao this is so funny. the meltdown is stronger than ever
>>715079529Nintendo fans barely even appreciate Xenoblade. What makes you think they'll be able to appreciate Gravity Rush?
>>715084113Sounds like I struck a keystone nerve.
I will remind you once upon a time SIE made good games too.
>>715082930>>715083848So that stinky indian is on here right now
>>715084210he made multiple threads on /tv/ about nintendo? fucking lol
>>715084228Probably pays 4chan to not get his blatant self advertising of his own twitter banned.
>>715084053Why the fuck would you go to /tv/ of all boards?
>>715083995DBZ at least is interesting and engaging. Eva is just "too deep for you" boring shit.
>>715084247Not all of them, I fucking love Xeno 2
>>715084247I bought it two times one on launch and a second nip copy to play it proper later. I definitely appreciate it. Just because literal faggots try to ruin everything doesn't mean we don't like it.
>>715084247Hype-up a 1+2 in a direct as a collection, shadow drop it with a demo that day for S1+2, and announce the next entry is coming to Switch 2 as a timed exclusive with Nintendo-specific content.
>>715084283I don't get your point. All the works you mentioned are explicitly the opposite of "nu-otaku slop"
EVA is basically an extended introspection from Anno as he lays out his personal grief and puts it in an anime so that he can maybe figure it out. It's not that deep, but it's personal.
Madoka is specifically a genre subversion that was rather niche initially.
Mushoku Tensei is a curve ball, I would've said Frieren if I were in your shoes.
I don't really have an axe to grind and your opinion is your own, I just disagree is all.
>>715084332When mods ignore any reports on your posts for years why not branch out and shit up other boards, you won't get banned for it
Uhh... guys?
There is now a /tv/ thread on our board.
>>715084247Xeno series sales seem pretty standard for JRPGs, it's just not a terribly popular genre in general.
>>715083802>>715083967They are the biggest thieves around so yeah not surprising
>>715084210what is wrong with this guy lmoa or rather what isn't wrong
>>715084338>"too deep for you" boring shit.How? It's a very obvious show with a very obvious thesis statement. It's not deep at all. It's blatant and in your face about what it wants to say.
>>715084113Personally, I think it's more wild that Urobuchi had a major hand both in Madoka and Thunderbolt Fantasy. That's a crazy range to work on.
>>715084478Kat with a Mythra outfit would be nice.
>>715084514Him actively shitting up other boards is probably the only way we'll be rid of him, probably why he doesn't do it too often.
>>715084512>Madoka is specifically a genre subversionexcept it's not
holy shit stop embarrassing yourself further, le meguca is le suffering is so common it's all the way back in sailor moon and cardcaptor
calling madoka a le innovative subversion is like calling elden ring a le innovative subversion and not demon souls 7
>>715083494That's the old style of pirating. The new style of pirating is how much you can brag about sticking it to big corporations like the great enlightned anti-capitalist mind you are, and then break down in tear when the corporations retaliate and take down what you were hyping up on social media
>>715084620>a very obvious thesis statementPerhaps...a cruel angel's thesis?
>>715084636Gen wrote Saya no Uta then made Kamen Rider Gaim 10 years later. The reason?
>Man I'd like to tell a super dark story in a kid's showI love the edgy idiot.
>>715084726owning the capitalists by consooming the capitalist product anyway
>>715084572Hey, that's my post. Neat.
>>715084247every Nintendo fan that I know loves Xenoblade too. /v/ is literally the only place you can find faggots that have a rage boner with it.
>>715084706Anon........ I never said Sailor Moon or Cardcaptor Sakura don't deal with the suffering of magical girls, and I'm not talking about that when I say genre subversion, genre subversion specifically refers to the entire concept of meguca as a show, not because
>Omg le magical girl is.... Le sad????
>>715079756>FBIthis is some meme magic shit
>>715084684Precisely. Add stuff with a mainstream appeal but also appeal to the hardcore base.
>>715084572pretty much, the actual "tendie" devoted fanbase size is the wii u install base
>>715084878The fag you just replied to is one of them, he's been posting that webm for years.
>>715084878Nintendo fan approve this message
Xenoblade fan doesnโt
>>715079756>@fbi do something!!! becomes real2025 is a weird year
So this is what the FBI and DoJ were working on instead of making the Epstein client list public.
>>715084556>it's just not a terribly popular genre in generalThey could try making an original, mature game. And by "mature", I don't mean bigger titties and more fanservice with while doubling down on shitty anime tropes. I mean an actual dark, thought-provoking game.
>>715085132>Dark and thought provoking>Look inside>It's the fucking demiurge for the 60 thousandth time
>>715084878I mean, there's 2 types of "nintendo" fans that further break into smaller sub-groups.
First there's the goycube fags that either grew up into snoys or were already snoys and emulated the 64/GC games due to tranny speedrunning reasons and/or to have an excuse to say new nintendo bad, old good.
Then there's fucking everyone else that treats the switch as either a vita 2, a PSP3, a PS2 3 or a PS3 2 (depending on who you ask) due to being fans of JP games and that's where the JP games went after the snoy backstabbing about a decade ago.
>>715085021Actually, the webm you are referring to that has been posted for years is the one with Mythra in her standard outfit. This one features her in her DLC swimsuit. Totally different webms.
>>715084247Xenoblade sells pretty well for an RPG no?
Like yeah, you'll have a specific branch of tendies who hate it, but they hate anything that reminds them that Nintendo is Japanese.
>>715085202>>It's the fucking demiurge for the 60 thousandth timewhich is not even original in that particular way when FFTA already did it
>>715085202God I fucking hate gnosticism specifically because every fucking psued on the planet thinks it's automatically deep.
>>715081438not him but someone posted those player statistics for palworld and it was indeed something staggering like 70~80% from china. as for the price, isn't the game already $10?
>>715084303And he's gonna pirate your epic posts.
>>715074374Has Palworld Entertainment produced... anything?????
>>715082930Wait so was this done by Nintendo or the FBI?
>>715085359>>715085404This is why I like SMT, there it doesn't pretend, it's like
>Yeah, you're supposed to kill the demiurge, stupid. That's the entire point of the game. Now you BETTER have your strength leveled to 99.
>>715084247Coomers think normies can't look past the fanservice to see it's a good game. When in reality, coomers can't look past the fanservice and to see it's a shit game.
>>715085262I feel like a lot of GCNfags didn't really stop liking Nintendo or at least what they thought Nintendo was.
>>715085506The FBI, obviously. It's 99% likely Nintendo isn't even involved and the site takedown is just business as usual since piracy sites are illegal and don't get shut down only insofar as they can avoid detection.
>>715085485lol
lmao even
wouldn't surprise me if it's a money laundering front for the palworld CEO to flush the money before the lawsuit rapes their asses
>>715085590They went on to become modern sonyfags
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>>715082930Thsi is why modern pirates are fucking retards, who posts this publically to flex?
>switch exclusive at launch
It ain't happening, but it would be reaaaally fucking funny.
>>715085590GCfags are also of like 3 or so types
first you have fags that were just buying the newest bing bing wahoo and moved on still liking nintendo and buying the wii because it was the next bing bing wahoo
then you got the aforementioned snoyniggers that only like the GC because that's the only point in nintendo's history where they were REALLY close to making nintendo a westaboo company like SE and crapcom are today
and then there's smashniggers, which are deranged in such a particular way that they deserve their own category of shit, especially on the GC
>>715085749>vtumor pfp100% a zoomer seamonkey
>>715085506The FBI but third world pirates are retarded and canโt read
>>715085749>Presenting pirate ROMhack sites on a silver platter to the FBICan you get anymore retarded than this?
>>715074119Funny how Sony made the same mistakes as Xbox this entire gen it'd be nothing but poetic for them to hit Xbone numbers.
>>715085749i fucking hate zoomers so god damn much
>>715085749the average zoomer wouldn't even survive without constant coddling
>>715085826reminder the FSN remakes are already switch "exclusive" (also on PC iirc) so this is hardly far fetched
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>>715085546>Coomersstopped reading there. just keep coping and seething.
>>715085749Pirates deserve to get their shit taken down if this is how stupid they are
its been 8 years and xeno2 fags still can't shut the fuck up about their weebslop gooner game in unrelated nintendo threads
>>715085749>1fichierHOLY RETARDISM LMAO
>>715085749Modern pirates deserved to get laughed when they do stupid shit like this. I love how they bragged about the MIG switch working on switch 2 only for them to start crying how nintendo's evil for "bricking" their console
>>715078141>week 5 and switch 2 is still outselling PS5's launch weekholy shit lmao
>>715085973>reminder the FSN remakes are already switch "exclusive" (also on PC iirc) so this is hardly far fetchedMAGES is very close to Nintendo's internal dev team EPD too since they co-developed the Famicom Detective Club games together. And there's no ownership debacle like with Fate being part aniplex (Sony)
>Madoka Derangement Syndrome still going strong
lmao. Keep seething.
Couldn't care less about the new movie that's never coming out doe. It ended at Rebellion.
>>715086104The absolute state of modern piracy.
>>715085749>Come and get me Nintendo >OK >Why did Nintendo get me? ;_;
>>715086206even your memes are cardcaptor sakura ports
its been 8 years and snoys still can't shut the fuck up about how they got violated by the xenoblade series' success in unrelated threads
How much money do you think he got to make the switch 2 exclusive monster hunter? I want to say blank check considering how big of a fuck up wilds ended up being.
>>715082930>>715083848oh that explains a lot
>>715084247I'll make fun of this scene as much as the next guy, but I couldn't believe the hoops you have to jump through to even aee/complete this quest line. Utter madness.
>>715086184>MAGES is very close to Nintendo's internal dev team EPD too since they co-developed the Famicom Detective Club games together.Very funny fact, that is in no small part due to nasu throwing a cataclysmic tantrum due to marveous no longer making fate extra games due to the japan backstabbing snoy did and marvelous' leadership being some of the biggest snoys on earth.
>>715085923>Can you get anymore retarded than this?he's literally shilling nazism in dozen of his posts so yes, you can. lol
>>715086475>Make your brand on 3ds with Senran Kagura Burst and 2>Buy concord and 3 PS5sWhat happened to him man
>>715086358as long as he doesn't put in more fucking walk and talk sections
>>715086358Unironically hoping there's no Switch 2 MH. Capcom needs a true loss to be humbled.
>>715085648>>715085852A lot of wahoofags still kinda seethe when they see any kind of anime thing (unless it's Zelda or Pokemon), 1st or 3rd party. Admittedly, a lot of them happen to be Smashfags too.
>>715086353What in that post was a) a meme or b) derived from CCS? You seem a bit upset.
>>715086358I hope he betrays nintendo and uses that money to make wilds 2 a proper and I do mean proper PiS5 exclusive, just as much as I hope DQ12 is PiS5 exclusive.
Crapcom needs to fucking sink.
>>715086595I can handle that as long as we walk and talk with upskirtable wyverian cuties like Minoto and Hinoa
>>715086613No dude, there needs to be a switch 2 game made by the A team again just so they can show up the B team again.
>>715086587nothing "happened" to him
hes a snoy to his core, the nintendo releases were just to try get his foot in the door at sony and then he butchered his games to try fit in and then they flopped and got cancelled
>>715086587your monthly diet being provided by fancy dinners straight out of snoy's pocket for an entire console generation would do that to any man
>>715086719>just as much as I hope DQ12 is PiS5 exclusive.You're making a mistake anon. Remember, Dragon Quest's direction isn't COMPLETELY retarded because Yuji Horii, in his infinite wisdom, created Armor Project so he could prevent DQ from crashing and burning by, say, releasing a PS5 exclusive mainline title.
>>715086343>you're tipping off the feds and nintendo about these other sites you retard, take it down before you fuck us all over>erm, no, it's my right to brag about doing shit that's illegal under US law and face no consequencesI hate nu-pirates so much. It was always an open secret that everyone did it and there was little to no problems because we didn't brag about it to the faces of the companies we were pirating shit from. 1fichier isn't even a piracy site it's a fucking file host like MEGA.
>>715086673I swear /v/ smash roster threads are just a cover for them to constantly shit on jrpgs and characters japan likes
>>715086613kek Palico perfeclty describes the current MH situation
>>715085749>profile picture is /vt/it all makes sense now
>>715086613>Here's how we made Monster Hunter Wilds well optimized! (It isn't)>what the fuck? Why are people telling us to leave and kill ourselves?
>>715086613Nintendo needs to make their own MH, what the fuck are they expanding and building an entire new office for
>>715086829>DQ12 is actually pandering to jp and otaku tastes again.>The PiS5 is unironically saved (in japan) and nintendo has competition again, likely lowering nintendo hardware and software prices.>DQ12 goes full woke and is a PiS5 exclusive.>DQ dies with playstation and serves as a cautionary tale to avoid pandering to the west at any cost, assuming MH wilds wasn't enough of a wake up call.I win either way.
>>715086884Sometimes I start to think the people bragging are actually anti-piracy fags. Afterall, they often are journalists too
>>715086673It's so interesting to me that a lot of Nintendo fans don't like rpgs, like at all lol.
The 3DS library, for example, loses a lot of points if you're not into rpgs.
>weekly famitsu thread
>switch pirate sites get taken down
>dkb producer interview
itโs a good day to be Nintendo fan
>>715087034Anon, nothing can save the PS5 at this point.
>>715086343/vt/rannies are all retards lol you thought this board was full of esl psychos that's all that board is it's hilarious
>>715087070>The 3DS library, for example, loses a lot of points if you're not into rpgs.coincidentally antijapan bing bingers also pretend the DS and 3DS don't exist
>>715087010>Hyrule Hunters>mfw the goron player rolled himself off a cliff and we failed because it was the last cart>it's a zora forgets to use magic water episode>it's a Sheikah fails 3 parries in a row and carts episode
>>715086975>Did we mess up with the game?>No, it's the players that are wrong.
>>715085749And this is why Nintendo keeps doing this shit lmao, pirates can't help being attention whores.
>>715073487 (OP)>MKW: (-21%)But... tendies told me the game wasn't dead...
>>715086587>What happened to him manhe's literally doing nothing as the head of Cygames console division now.
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>>71508703411 was a good sendoff for DQ. I have very low expectations for 12 based on initial interviews.
>>715087070>It's so interesting to me that a lot of Nintendo fans don't like rpgsare you really trying this cope again when SMRPG remake outsold the newest final fantasy
>>715087220Mini-Pauline will be here soon.
>>715087127I like those Nintendo Youtubers that just refuse to touch the 3DS because it's not a proper console. Like what the fuck, bro.
>>715086358It's a shame that Wilds ruined the franchise's rep on the PC, otherwise I'd say do a Switch 2 + Steam simultaneous exclusive release. Then again, PChuds were totally dismissive of the brilliance of Rise, so fuck em.
>>715085132The worst part of your bait is that a fuck ton of normalfags say this shit unironically even when the game is a love letter to JRPGs
>>715087318I'm not saying most Nintendo fans don't like rpgs, but there's definitely quite a few of them that straight up dislike the genre and are very vocal about it.
>>715087517So glad Nintendo is no longer letting the likes of Howard Lincoln or Reggie dictate what gets localized and brought to the west.
>>715085132You know the devs of the game you are shilling fucking hate you right? They are the biggest unironic weebs in the industry at the moment.
>>715087127Checks out. DS/3DS were great for nip jank kino. Same for the PSP and, to a lesser extent, the Vita. It was a good time for budget weeb games.
>>715087628Yeah, nowadays the games that wouldn't get localized just aren't getting made anymore.
>literal remake of a snes game sells as much of the ultrashilled frenchie game that has every journo deepthroating it
>>715087134Why is this actually a good idea?
>Each race is a different playstyle with two sort of sub-playstyles>Hylian, Gerudo, Goron, Zora, Rito, Sheikah for 12 "weapons">work with KT and get both their experience combined with nintendo's tard wrangling, plus things like the hyrule warriors bosses easily adapted into monhun framework>easily launch with more monsters than wilds had
>>715087628in turn NoA/E just went full rogue and started banning games outright tho
a decade ago i told people they need to learn japanese if they care about getting the authentic experience and not westoid fanfics, and i will still repeat that today
>>715087676Remember Legend of Legacy?
>>715086901It does say a lot that the most requested/discussed character in western Smashfag circles is Waluigi.
>>715087070You act like those guys have huge libraries, it's pretty much Mario, Zelda and Pokemon. Fuck, a lot of them don't even bother with Kirby.
>>715087318Anon, you know 'thing but Mario' gets an exception. Like the 'I hate JRPGs outside of Persona' crowd.
>>715087172Reminder, capcom classifies asking for a refund as "harassment"
>>715087693>just aren't getting made anymore.Man I can't imagine being an EOP only dicksucking what journos shill.
Not gonna give recs this time due to ecelebniggers clearly lurking this thread tho.
>>715087748>in turn NoA/E just went full rogue and started banning games outright thoTurns out publishers were actually asking devs to self censor and didn't release in the west because it wasn't financially viable to do it instead of just making an English Asia copy.
>>715087628In a better timeline, Last Story would also be a long running franchise and would compete with the Xenoblades, and they'd both make each other better series.
>>715081015>a lesson on game optimization regarding WildsWere they trolling?
>>715087517>but there's definitely quite a few of them that straight up dislike the genre and are very vocal about it.these are the retards that insist that Pokรฉmon isn't a rpg and we don't talk about these retards here.
>>715087763One of the few Cattle Call games I actually liked. Alliance Alive was pretty good too.
>>715087873I lost the post but apparently NoA/E were straight up asking for a pretty hefty fee (on the millions of dollars) to release the game overseas, which made a lot of JP devs not even bother, which in retrospect is not only why so few third party JP games got localized overseas during the 3DS era, it was also likely the predecessor step to full blown SBI extortion fees.
oh NOA YouTube channel just reached 10M subs
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>>715087693>nowadays the games that wouldn't get localized just aren't getting made anymore.And yet they're more plentiful than ever.
>>715082070What are you talking about they are totally doing it for preservation!
>stores and runs game off same hard drive as OS>doesn't make any back ups>brags everywhere that they get to play the game for free>only downloads current game that the internet is talking about
>>715085506Nintendo used their yakuza to infiltrate and take control of the FBI so they can make an American edition of Famitsu. All to fulfill their dastardly plot of accurately reporting sales figures in the American console market.
>>715088035I'm talking about what's happening now with shit like Neptunia Rebirth.
>>715088069don't give recs this time, eceleb niggers are patrolling this thread to respost "content'
>/tv/ janny nuked one of his threads and now hes bumping his other cop /tv/ thread
>>715088108You don't understand, if they personally and specifically don't play this game 3 weeks before it releases, it's not ACTUALLY preserved!
>>715082930>brown>violentNot beating the stereotypes.
>>715088145Bad example when CH basically admitted they were lying about being persecuted and censored even by nintendo japan.
Now go buy the 60 bucks per game (180 total) re-re-re-re-re-release of the nep trilogy on the switch, you love otaku games right? Do it because CH needs to recoup the costs of goy-lead salvation being a failed PS exclusive*.
>>715088318lol how did he not see this coming
>>715088108And don't forget:
>I'm preserving games by downloading them before the game is even out!
>>715088420Our schizo will look at that and still have the gall to claim Indians love Nintendo.
>>715088145>shit like Neptunia Rebirth.their own fault for being disingenuous snoys.
>>715088318I wonder how long it'll be until he becomes a site wide issue.
>>715088484Apparently if you start a thread on /v/ with a Nintendo girl in the OP you're a 'nindian shill'
>>715085923Wait until one of them sends a tip to the FBI with a list of every piracy site they know as a taunt. It's the next logical step after that guy who doxxed himself emailing Nintendo when they told him to stop streaming pirated games before their release day.
>>715088425>Bad exampleNo anon that's literally what I was talking about. CH self censored, didn't release in the west because it wasn't financially viable, coped about being persecuted, then said
>UHHH ASIA RELEASE $60 EACH PER GAME
>>715085506Silly anon, Nintendo owns the FBI
>>715082930I looked up his account and it's the saddest shit ever
>>715088484He'll also try to claim that "tendies" are violent when you point at snoys screaming to murder children for the crime of playing a nintendo console
>>715085749>his excuse for not knowing that 1fichier is a host site is that he doesn't buy Nintendo consolesWhat?
>>715088484The truth is quite the opposite
>>715083802
>>715080565Gravity Rush is a Sony IP, so that's literally impossible to do
>>715088791NDS is wild, they can't even make sense of their own replies, it's always, "b-but Nintendo!!"
>>715080182Depending on how the rest of the year plays out, and how much stock Nintendo can provide, Switch 2 could outsell PS5 in Japan by the end of the year
>>715088850>I love japanese>I also hate Nintendo Who's gonna tell him what they all play over there
>>715088850>xbox fanboyThat is really sad
>>715085826Will there ever be a 2nd good S;G game?
>>715088850>I love Japan!>Also I love Xbox!>Also Kill Nintendo I hate themHoly hell.
>>715088894>so that's literally impossible to doSeveral Sony IPs have already been ported to the switch
>>715088791nazis are just that retarded.
>>715088850The japanese was giving me an aneurysm because it read like google translate shit, especially weird when the nigger actively refuses to use kanji, which is actually difficult because all IMEs would automatically convert your hiragana to kanji as a basic feature.
Then I got to the part it's an EOP nigger lmfao.
>>715088850the stereotype is so realโฆ
>>715086475>most of the low PS5 sales are actually being shipped to Japan>the ones that stay in Japan are bought by the same handful of snoyskek
>>715088850>Loves Japan so much he wants to be japanese>Is a fan of the least popular brand in Japan>Hates the most popular brand in JapanBeing him must be suffering
>>715088425Its funny that CH has to try suicide the series because it would just be Blanc curbstomping everything into the dirt
btw anon get ready for thread 3. Weโre reaching the limit
>>715088850sometimes i almost feel bad for ironic weebs
almost
because 3 seconds later i remember they are the source of 99% of the problems with post-PS3 jp media in general, not just vidya, and after that i feel happy they are suffering
>>715088850can't make this shit up lmao
>>715088974My Darling's Embrace is right there
>>715089149>they constantly write noire as a mary sue dindu nuffin that gets constantly bullied by nep due to having no friends because everyone hates her (((for no reason)))>they also constantly write blanc as an uptight bitch that needs to be tardwrangled by everyone elseprobably the real reason they refuse to make a new nep mainline and why they backpedaled on SvS being one despite it's "consoles lost, gacha won, korea won" storyline
>>715089153nw thread up if you want to try snipe the snoy's cope images
>>715089358>>715089358>>715089358
>>715089015Oh, yeah, I'm hopeful Bandai will get given it to port to PS5, PC and Switch 2 for the movie release, but Nintendo won't just go in an make it like Bayonetta, because Sony won't give up their IP like that.
>>715088850Genuinely funny how many anti Nintendo weebs there are when the culture they worship loves Nintendo
>>715089456>says he's retarded>hates nintendoIT JUST WRITES ITSELF!