Thread 715087702

WeIl /v/?

I die and trust the Necromancer to reanimate me

If you were good at videogames, you wouldnt need healing.

>>715087702 (OP)
Rogue. The tried and true physical method, none of this religious or experimental bullshit.

I get resurrected by a necromancer and join my skelebros in conquest

>>715087789
>>715087993
these niggas gonna be thralls

>>715087702 (OP)
Usually holy magic is the more likely to have reviive spells (Assuming that critically wounded means zero HP)

>>715087702 (OP)
wizard cause the potion might accidentally tf me and that would be funny haha.

>>715087702 (OP)
>female doctor
see you guys in the next life

>>715087993
Conquest, you say?

>>715087702 (OP)
Paladin's a filthy hybrid, use those spell slots for another unga bunga smite. Pass.
Using skill checks to heal? Massively suboptimal, pass on the Wizard and Rogue.
Druid wins especially if she touches me with her feet to apply it.

>>715087702 (OP)
i will live and die in the druid girl's bush

That dryad is the hottest one there so nature magic.

>>715087702 (OP)
None of those. I entrust nothing to women.

>>715087702 (OP)
>burst healing
good during combat but not very useful at recovering large amounts of HP
>passive healing
good to have but doesn't heal fast enough
>potions
great and reliable
>first aid
useless when potions are a thing

>>715087702 (OP)
to HEAL me? Paladin for sure. I wish it was a cleric though.

>>715088248
vomit

>>715087702 (OP)
Paladin

>>715087702 (OP)
rogue
>but
rogue.

i'd intuitively choose paladin but i don't know why

>>715087702 (OP)
Paladin. I don't trust knife ears and the wizard looks way too smug.

>>715087932
The bill will make you wish you died

>>715088248
would that be messed up or what lol

>>715087702 (OP)
druid feet

>>715087789
일어나다

>>715087702 (OP)
The artificer so I become a cyborg

>>715087702 (OP)
Druid.
Alchemy and first aid both take resources, leaving the group worse off
Holy healing and nature healing are free, but paladins have more requirements and she isn't looking too happy compared to the druid.

>>715088248
yeah

>>715087702 (OP)
>Critically wounded
Dragoness. Might as well go with a bang and a shattered pelvis.

>>715087702 (OP)
WIZARD
WIZARD
WIZARD
WIZARD

>>715087702 (OP)
>Paladin
Lay on hands, so generally going to be good for a quick stabilize and if not, Spare the Dying. This is likely the best choice
>Druid
Healing Word, fine. This is only if they are actually a druid that I personally know though. A druid from a coven is just as likely to cast Reincarnation on me and I can already see me going from male fighter with 18 str, 16 agi, 16 con to female bard with 10 str, 12 agi, 8 con and only a 14 for charisma.
>Wizard
Healing potions are fine, but only if I'm actually within distance for them to pour it down my throat. I can already see her going "oops, I didn't give you a healing potion, I gave you the "grow a third arm" potion"
>Rogue
First Aid only matters if they actually have medicine skill. I'm not taking my chances on them rolling a 1 on that skill check. Better question is why they aren't using their free item action from the Thief subclass to give me a healing potion

So yeah, Paladin. Don't care if they try to rope me into the religion, I'll worship any god that saves my ass. Fuck nature faggots, wizards that are up their own asses and Rogues in general.

>die while watching rogue panic and try to stop your arterial bleeding
Cute! CUTE!

>>715087702 (OP)
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Rogue. She's the only one that seems concerned about me.

>>715087702 (OP)
rogue doesn't look confident so maybe this way she can become my girlfriend

>>715087702 (OP)
Druid because she is barefoot.
i hope she will use her feet to heal me.

>>715087702 (OP)
druid, put some magic healing leaves on me bitch

>>715089064
>paladins have more requirements
If she's already there and meets the requirements, might as well use her abilities.
>she isn't looking too happy compared to the druid
She's the only one blushing, so she probably wants to heal (you) specifically.

>>715087702 (OP)
I ask my vampire companion to give me some of her blood.

>>715089084
>>715088768
Ha ha whoops there was some kobold potion mixed in with the potion ha ha.

>>715087702 (OP)
All four, as a tank I need an entire harem.

>>715087702 (OP)
I'm healed by the cyberwarrior girls who is hacking the simulation we live in.

>>715090081
Would malkavian blood make you schizophrenic?

>>715087702 (OP)
Engineer

>>715087702 (OP)
which one has the biggest tits

>>715090616
Me.

>>715087702 (OP)
I'd have them all gang rape me

>>715090396
Heather seemed to be fine after taking a sip, minus the "worshiping the ground you walk on" part most ghouls exhibit and imitating the way you talk later on. I don't know if it works similarly in the tabletop.

>>715087993
based skelebro

Well /v/?

>>715087702 (OP)
Which has the dick

>>715088929
Speak American, goddamnit!

>>715087702 (OP)
All in on Wizard

>>715090414
Someone draw Femgineer erecting a dispenser

>>715088248
Imagine if you got turned into a little girl, wow wouldn't that be terrible.

>>715091913
>no short witch gf that uses shrink sorcery you down and puts you in her pocket when you make her mad

>>715087702 (OP)
i'll let the wizard roofie me

>>715092145
kill all mobileniggers

>>715091524
sex with skelecat

>>715090616
Wizard can make them as big as you want with black hexes.

>>715087993
SIR, I HAVE A BONER

>>715087702 (OP)
>Would you rather choose two options that literally cannot fail
>or potentially suffer consequences of whatever the wizard mixed in her potion
>or leave it up to luck
Gee, hard choices here.

>>715089297
This is /v/ not /tg/

>>715088340
>>715088774
>>715089762
Based
Its obvious thay druid's healing works even better when she heals you via ritualistic footjob.

Doktor... please... I'm dying.... I need your strongest dose...

>>715087702 (OP)
Have my adoptive daughter extract my consciousness and put it inside herself.

>>715087702 (OP)
Seeing me dying on the floor, my vampire gf will give me some of her blood (I am now her ghoul and basically her servant)

>>715087702 (OP)
Druid best.
Imagine she gently touches your wound with her toes and your wounds start glowing green but then she rubs your face with her feet and you feel like the more tou are aroused by her feet the faster tour wounds are healing and then she gives you a nice slow and relaxing footjob

>>715087702 (OP)
Alchemy, I trust the science.

>>715087702 (OP)
I trust my succubus wife to get me out of the clutches of death. She would fight the Gods for me and I would do the same.

I press E to call a medic.

Give Necromancer

>>715087702 (OP)
I eat 20 wheels of cheese

>>715094419
Sorry bro, but you need some kind of giga alpha-gorilla -heart to survive his technology

>>715087702 (OP)
Rogue seems to be the only one concerned.
>Being beholden to the Paladin's god
>Being beholden to the Druid's god
>Trusting a Wizard to not have a date rape drug in it
I can just pay for the Rogue's supplies and maybe a little extra for helping.

>>715087702 (OP)
Druid because I'm a footfag
if she has a wild untrimmed bush then that's just a bonus

>>715087702 (OP)
Wizard is making the face, so I choose her.

All of them, but I don't get much better for a good while and they all have to take turns looking after me and giving me tender love and care.

>>715090396
In lore, yes.

>>715087702 (OP)
Wizard because they know no right from wrong, and they can satisfy my fetishes, if she to that is or I'm a dead man.

>>715087702 (OP)
sex with wizard

>>715087702 (OP)
>WIS
>WIS
>INT
>DEX
Wizard obviously.

>>715096372
That's only the ÜBER charge, the medicine otherwise is perfectly safe

>>715096569
A rogue knows the dangers of the real world, which is why they became a rogue in the first place, relying on guile and stealth as their skillset. In that sense they are the most capable and down to Earth so yes it would be prudent to have someone heal you thats actually been in dangerous situations and has 0 baggage with their abilities.

>>715097275
When occultist roll a 0 it sucks, but when he's actually really he heals HARD and FAST

>>715087702 (OP)
Paladin looks like she's about to tell you to walk it off.

Druid looks like a ditz, and likely to do something atrocious like rub swamp mud into the wounds.

Wizard looks like she found a new test subject for some horrifying experiments.

Somehow, the rogue seems to be the most genuinely concerned for your wellbeing.

>>715097107
do you know the long term effects?
it's practically radiation

>>715087702 (OP)
Druid is cute, excited and barefoot, her. I'll follow her for a while to pay her back for her kindness, then we'll eventually have hot animalistic sex on a log.

The wizard, she's the smuggiest so she must know what she's doing.

>>715095576
Can we get a translation? I'm especially curious what he's saying in the last panel.

>>715097636
No, it's literally demon magic paid for with med's soul.

>>715095576
>randomly going from skeleton to Djinn/Ifrit thingy

>>715097806
Isn't that practically all of "pharmakeia"?

>>715096569
She does look concerned but the problem is you are "Critically injured", first aid in that situation is not gonna fucking cut it. Chug the potion and hope against hope that the wizard randomly decided to do a good act this time

>>715087702 (OP)
I get a REAL medical professional to help me.

>>715096569
>>715089713
the rogue is concerned because she knows you are beyond hope

>>715098479
FUCK

>>715087702 (OP)
Obviously the druid.
>Paladin
No guarantee her God doesn't hate me because I stepped on a bug somewhere
>Wizard
They have no morals and she could very well try out some dangerous experiment on me
>Rogue
First aid isn't healing, it is patching someone up.

>>715098628
>They have no morals
Is is exactly why she would save me.
We're made for each other.

>>715098230
You know people give first aid to people on the verge of death all the time and they survive. It just doesn't mean bandages and kissing the boo-boo away it means cleaning the areas you're hurt, tonics, tourniquets etc

>>715098230
>>715098481
The Rogue wouldn't have whipped out the healing gear at all if they thought it wouldn't work.

I know you're just that Druid who clearly wants me beholden to Silvanus.

>>715087702 (OP)
Whichever has the common sense to turn me over onto my back so my breathing isnt as restricted

>>715087702 (OP)
No woman is going to heal me. My body will repair itself.

>>715092145
I recognize that downie style.
That's the same artist from witch romanesque

>>715098479
>>715097994
DAMN IT

>>715097980
It's actually magically effective though

Whichever one breastfeeds me afterwards

>>715098945
Ever since I was I kid I've wanted to fuck the terraria dryad...

>>715098857
Of course, first aid is a critical response to injury but even assuming that the fight is over you will still need to be moved to receive proper care, in fantasy/low-fantasy that means you are fucked

>>715087932
Rogue just gonna steal your coin purse

>>715099581
>Ever since I was I kid
>terraria
You have to be over 18 to post here.

>>715098952
>I can't breathe
I don't need to breathe, my wizard waifu has a potion for that.

>>715087702 (OP)
Druid tummy freckles cause my blood to jet towards my dick, geysering out through my severed femoral artery and killing me instantly so I guess pally

>>715099665
Its fantasy you can easily say the first-aid you receive from someone not using healing magic is more potent than the real world. The same way in LOTR a demigod angel and an elf can heal away a 50 something year old fat hobbit after he got stabbed in the chest by an eldritch servant of darkness.

>>715098952
>on your back
first-aidlet-san, you should turn someone on their left side, fetal position, to aid with breathing and avoid any possibility of choking to death on fluids

>>715097791
>How long do you intend to live?

>>715098628
If a Paladin aligned to a good god refuses to heal you then you should probably be heavily reconsidering your life choices that led to that moment.

>>715099697
She actually stole my heart...

>>715099778
Terraria is 14 years old

>>715087702 (OP)
Realistically? I don't have any qualms about who heals me if I'm literally unconscious and dying

but, they are already conveniently in the right order in terms of trustworthiness
Paladin > Druid > Wizard > Rogue
Paladin
>holy miracles, literally from the creator or a life-giving divine
>best case scenario, no downsides whatsoever
>worst case scenario, you will be beholden to, or changed by this holy intervention

Druid
>Nature magic, second closes to proper knowledge of life and spirit
>best case scenario, no downsides, or at worst itchiness due to rapid regeneration
>worst case scenario, her magic is heresy and demonic

Wizard
>Sorcery or witchcraft, powered by dark means or "reality hacking"
>best case scenario, she isn't going to be smug make you "owe" her for it
>worst case scenario, her dark arts, potions or sorcery aren't waterproof, and you come out changed, or your wounds aren't healed perfectly - if there is something lodged in your wounds, it'll probably stay there

Rogue
>first aid, so all she really does is disinfect and patch you up
>Best case scenario, she staunches bleeding and saves you, but you'll take weeks to recover
>Worst case scenario, she botches something by trying to stitch a wound or perform an emergency surgery, possibly costing your life or a limb

>>715087702 (OP)
I'll just lifesteal back up to full hp.

>>715102363
Bruh, you're in negative HP. You're not doing anything until you're capacitated, again.

>>715087702 (OP)
It's probably gonna be painful but druid.
First aid might not be enough, I'm not drinking those suspicious potions and God wouldn't want to help me.

>>715100995
The G*ds can kiss my ass.

>>715088774
just for you, anon

>>715101697
WIZAAAAARD!!!

>>715087702 (OP)
Realistically, the rogue. I'm about to die, not pass out.

>>715087702 (OP)
Druid, in the hopes it leads to wildshape sex.

>>715087702 (OP)
Rogue if she wasn't a goblin

>>715104608
Maybe she's a mind goblin.

>>715104608
homosexual

>>715104383
Do you somehow consider fainting worse than diying?

>>715104750
Why? Because I don't want to catch the nasty diseases her kind spreads that would make me wish I died there?

>>715101697
I came here to post this. I have it in the same order for mostly the same reasons.
I do think there's a chance the average /v/edditor isn't holy enough to be healed by the Paladin, or the Druid is linked into some kind of magic of the universe shit and the earth knows it's my turn to die.

>>715087702 (OP)
Why would I go with anything but holy?

>>715087702 (OP)
>Let the alchemist heal me
>drink the potion
>it starts to heal me but my body starts to change
>suddenly i look like a hot woman with massive tits and a massive cock
>wizard says with a horny smug smile 'to pay me back, you gotta use that cock of yours to make me cum'
>she also shakes another potion 'this will turn you back to normal, that if you want too'

damn wizards...

>>715087702 (OP)
Stinky druid elf pit sweat

>>715106612
how many people on /v/ can say with confidence that the touch of the holy would not sear them?
how many would say it with their whole chest and be violently proven wrong?

>>715089964
By requirements I mean the god may ask for prayer or sacrifice in return for the heal, or fail if alignment doesn't match.

>>715105181
Holy and natural healing cure KO. First-AID will keep me from fucking dying.

Alchemy is a load of bullshit that does nothing

>>715108458
>Alchemy is a load of bullshit that does nothing
ummm anon?
>>715107056

First aid is not gonna help much if you're critically wounded. There is a time for that and it has passed.
Alchemy might save you, but you will become something you're not.
Nature magic might work.
Holy magic also might work, but it may deny you.
So either holy magic or nature magic.

>>715103924
I know they're supposed to be freckles but my brain keeps thinking the dots on her ass are hairs

>>715088248
hahha...ah... woaah wierrd ahaha uohhh

describe how each healing type feels
this includes
nature
holy
alchemy
first aid
arcane
necrotic

why do all the fetishists come to these threads

>>715109584
>nature
ahh
>holy
ohhh
>alchemy
aaaAAAA
>first aid
ow
>arcane
aaaeeeee
>necrotic
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>715087993
>male pelvis
Oh nonono someone stop him

>>715109584
all I know is that necrotic is cold as the grave

>>715087702 (OP)
im a lich, i dont need this shit.

WAIT WHO THE FUCK JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY URN--

>>715109769
Because it's the sanctioned not-vidya thread. And that's a good thing.

>>715109584
>nature
It straight up hurts. The same pain you felt when getting hurt, you'll feel healing it.
>holy
Doesn't feel one way or the other, it just heals you up. Kind of anti-climatic even. If it's a large wound and it's healed too fast, it burns.
>alchemy
There's more than one kind of healing potion so the taste varies, but generally you feel very very warm starting at the extremities and then your entire body feels hot, then the heat moves to wound and with some minor pain it heals. The heat lingers around for a couple of minutes afterwards.
This isn't just a feeling either, your body temperature actually goes up. Using healing potions in the snow can have adverse affects because of that.
>first aid
Same as real life, but your only anaesthesia is strong alcohol and a bonk to the head.
>arcane
Very very cold.
>necrotic
When you become a necromancer you have to give up a large portion of you live force and among the things you lose with that deal is the ability to heal using magic. If a necromancer tries to heal a live person they'd end up hurting them instead. He can heal dead bodies and creatures such as gargoyles and skeletons but those don't have a life force so it doesn't count. This is also why you can hurt a necromancer by casting healing magic on him, restoring his life force weakens his necromancy.
Source: I'm a skeleton.

>>715087702 (OP)
Is there a non weeb option please?

>>715109772
>Nature
Like healing really fast, swelling and itchiness and skin stretching and growing and melding in seconds
>Holy
Warm and invigorating, like the injury is washed off
>Alchemy
Like being dosed with morphine and amphetamine, you feel cracked out but you're not sure you are capable of dying anymore
>First Aid
The tugging feeling of stitches, the almost comforting pressure of hands, OW FUCK I GOT STABBED THERE, all of it kind of distant but yes I promise I'll stay awake
>Arcane
Wizards shouldn't be able to heal without potions. I guess reality warping to just make the injury not there anymore
>Necrotic
This skin isn't yours. This life isn't yours. It smells and feels foreign in your body and you feel oddly guilty. But you are strong and whole nevertheless.

>>715103924
Sweatier

>>715110918
got ya.

>>715087702 (OP)
That witch looks like she is going to critically heal me for 0 health and give me a bleed debuff along with it.

>>715111039
the mask stays on

>>715087702 (OP)
how do i seduce the rogue to wear a midriff?

>>715087702 (OP)
Her

>>715087702 (OP)
I headcanon the Wizard as Red-head anyone else?

>>715111039
I cum

>>715087702 (OP)
WIZARD
I NEED YOUR STRONGEST POTION
IM DYING

>>715087702 (OP)
Wizard or druid, hope a side effect of the healing process is my dick growing freakishly large

>>715087702 (OP)
>Holy magic
Mumbo jumbo religion healing, won't actually work
>Alchemy
Fake news, won't work
>First Aid
Look how much blood I'm losing, there's a risk she won't be able to save me, especially without modern technology
>Nature magic
Even in real life, herbs can heal you. So I'm trusting her.

>>715088248
This haha

>>715114617
>herbs can heal you. So I'm trusting her.
you only say that because you can see her boobs when she kneels down

>>715087702 (OP)
Your heals saar

>>715087702 (OP)
From left to right, in that order.
Also who I would have relations with.

>>715103924
Cute

>>715087702 (OP)
In terms of who I want to fuck the most:
Wizard > Druid > Paladin = Rogue

>>715087702 (OP)
Holy magic is supposed to be mainly focused on healing, so I'll go with that.
Nature magic could technically heal my wounds, but it may heal it in a strange way (filling flesh gaps with wood/plants, replacing lost blood with sap, etc) in my opinion.
Wizard's Alchemy might be too dangerous, not simply just because a wizard's potential idea of experimenting with you in that crucial moment, but also because potion magic might hold different effects depending on the person.

Lastly, the Rogue's First Aid might not be enough to save me from the critical wounds.

If anything goes wrong, tell the wizard to resurrect me into undead life, that way at least I'll join your gang, skeleton bros.

>>715087702 (OP)
>Alchemy
>equivalent exchange
Wizard dies
>First Aid
this is just normal human help
>Nature Magic
probably a slow healing over time
>Holy Magic
that's instant heal

>>715097275
If you arnt running a backup heal with Occultist like plague doctor or arbalest its just a matter of when you get fucked over, not if.

>>715087932
Didn't you read CRITICALLY in red bold letters.

>>715088635
I will ONLY accept healing from hot women.

>>715103924
Now i am fully healed

for no reason in particular, why did "primal" nature magic never really caught on like "arcane" or "divine" did? druids were came about in adnd, and they do have very distinct flavor, even if you do wanna reduce the mechanics of their spells to "divine healing and arcane evocation"

>>715103924
>>715088774
>>715087702 (OP)
Female elf Druid feet healing is the most powerful healing.

I need her to pamper me with her feet even after i am filly healed. I want her to rub my cheeks with her feet.

>>715087702 (OP)
NEVER TRUST HEALS FROM A WIZARD

JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE

>>715131819
>>715088774
>>715103924
>>715087702 (OP)
Druid healing footjob
>Druid healing footjob
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>>715087702 (OP)
Alchemy anything else is the wrong choice

>>715087932
A good rogue would barely ever get injured, and thus not actually have much first aid experience. The tried and true healers would be most likely paladin and then druid.

>>715087702 (OP)
Where the fuck is the high priest?

>>715133459
at the church
they're not gonna be able to drag your bleeding carcass there in time

>>715131847
>NEVER TRUST HEALS FROM A WIZARD BRUH

Why not all at once

>>715133639
it makes mustard gas

>>715087702 (OP)
Paladin.
Nature Magic probably involves her pissing on the wound to "heal" it. Alchemy and First Aid wouldn't work because I'm "critically" injured.

>>715134480
>Nature Magic probably involves her pissing on the wound to "heal" it.
Well, I was going to go Paladin, but you convinced me to Druid.

>>715134480
>Nature Magic probably involves her pissing on the wound to "heal" it.
Lies spreaded by inferior magic users.
Druid uses her feet to heal wounds.

>>715134480
Time to bite my tongue really hard

>>715134624
Hope your wounds get infected with all that dirt and mud she walked over, bro.

>>715087702 (OP)
paladin of course

>>715087702 (OP)
Rogue looks the most concerned, so her.

>>715134886
She looks that way because she knows she's WAAAAY in over her head.

>>715088436 >>715087702 (OP)
>first aid useless
Nah. First Aid is the best.
More effective the lower your health is, has no MP cost and optionally no resource cost, but if the Rogue comes in with a high tier First Aid Kit and Salves to consume, it gives you both the utility of the Paladin's burst heal and Wizard's potions.
The Rogue could keep you above 25% HP indefinitely, giving it great synergy with anyone who buffs up at low health.

>>715135248
>lobotomizes you because she thinks disabling that part of the brain stops the bleeding
reminder that doctors amputated your limbs because of a stomach ache once upon a time
not only that but first aid won't be nearly as advanced in a world with magic healing
best chances of survival are between paladin and druid but the paladin looks like a selfish one and holy magic loves favoring 1 champion while showing the middle finger to everyone around them
I'm going with the druid

>>715087789
>Rogue
will just take my shit and leave me to die.
>Wizard
highest IQ out of the group but it's risky/experimental.
>Druid
lol dumb bitch
>Paladin
Field tested and standard.
Best choice here.

>>715130236
She can make me stable and then I let myself heal naturally because i'm slightly superhuman

>>715088256
Lol this too.

>>715101697
>druid
>worst case scenario she give you herpes

>>715087702 (OP)
The Paladin or Cleric and it's not even close.

>>715088248
Nature magic has a higher risk of causing changes though, it's just those changes wouldn't be as extreme as what alchemy going wrong can create

>>715131819
>>715088774
>>715092557
>>715132895
gotta get back to the grindstone for now
maybe the thread is still alive later

tho druid healing pee also sounds interesting

>>715087702 (OP)
Druid. Paladin only looks to be good with a hammer. Wizard is using a potion which does who knows what. Rogue is trying to treat me with a bloody cloth.

>>715135991
>Paladin only looks to be good with a hammer
Paladin is field tested. Her methods are standard practice (within the fantasy setting).
Druid is just a dumb bitch.

I agree with everything else you said.

>>715136183
>Druid is just a dumb bitch.

Healing boobjob from the Paladin's holy tracts of land.

>>715134761
Her feet are clean a d soft 24/7 because of nature magic.
Her feet smell as flowers and sweet fruits

>>715135974
Bssed

>>715135974
Nice

>>715136730
>she's being really earnest while giving you a boobjob, encouraging you and complimenting you on your faith
>completely blindsided by your orgasm like she didnt know thats what was going to happen, most splatters her face but some gets in her mouth
I like it

>>715135974
You are MVP of this thread drawfriend.

>>715137438
>She's blushing, begrudingly doing it because breasts are considered extra holy for their child nurturing purposes
>warns you in a shaky voice not to get any further lewd ideas
>Meanwhile deep down, her faith is wavering at the idea of breaking her oath of chastity with you
>The cum that splatters her face surprises her, and while she yells at you for not warning her, the smell gets her wet and she thinks it tastes lewd
Uh, yeah. Definitely paladin.

>>715135761
>m

>>715135974
blessed

>>715088248
You can simply tell she's into kinky shit with that smug look she has

>>715135974
artist of the original pic here
you are a blessing

>>715139002
is there a better feeling than other anons reposting your work?

>>715135974
Based.

>>715087702 (OP)
>Rouge
She keeps every Potion, Tonic, Tincture, Salve and Poultice she gets her mitts on "just in case" but is too cheap to ever use them so most of the labels have long faded or disappeared entirely. Seeing you mortally wounded and in a panic she pours several different Potions down your mouth before grabbing another handful of vials and bottles.

>Your motionless body levitates a few inches off the ground, Your SPEED has increased, You are now 4 inches shorter, You regain 14 Hit Points

I dunno where the height loss came from but it made me want a scenario where you dwindle into a small helpless little fella and she protects you now haha wouldn't it be so funny for the strong hero to be protected by a lithe but physically weak girl lol/spoiler]

>>715139046
An ice cold root beer on a hot day

>>715087702 (OP)
Which magical healing could cure cancer?

>>715087702 (OP)
Look at the wizard's smile, I don't trust her.
Side effect is probably gonna be something like popping an insatiable boner every midnight that only she can take care of.

>>715139596
Resurrection is the classic "nah fuck you I lived" spell because it basically entirely remakes the target's body from scratch at peak health. But Paladins can't get high enough magic levels to cast it, you have to be a full divine caster (i.e. cleric).

To any anons who's familiar with medicine, is alcohol really good for anesthetic?

>>715087702 (OP)
>Paladin
>Will take off her glove and touch your wound and your wound will heal but because she is a woman her touch made you aroused, what makes her feel offended and she gives you a longass lecture about not lusting after sacred servants of god.

>Druid
>Will gently touch your wound and it will start glowing green, you see how it slowly regenerates. And then she hugs you telling that hugs are natural way to make you feel better, you get aroused and she notices tent you have between legs but she just giggles and thanks your for a such natural way to compliment her beauty.

>Wizard
>She gives you a potion but she was absent minded and she accidentally gave you a wrong potion, of course your wound was healed but now you are a frog.

>Rogue
>She stares at you, lazily puts bandages on your wound and because you can't move, she just empties your pockets takes everything valuable and walks away leaving you still bleeding.

>>715087702 (OP)
Druid
>also knows first aid AND alchemy
>a full caster unlike the paladin

>>715139903
sorta, not really, it was the best they had for thousands of years. getting someone drunk does dull their sense of pain but comes with different problems.

>>715139903
sure, but it is going to make blood clotting harder if you get gashed from whatever procedure

>>715139903
it sucks because it rarely goes above vol 30 and the 50+ range either has too much added shit or is too rare. You could use vodka when you really need to make do but it's nowhere near as good as vol 95-98

>>715139903
No
It's only barely better than "no anesthetic"

>>715139596
Basically any magic that can fully regenerate body. Just cut off that part with cancer and regenerate body with magic.

But most likely all types of cancer are considered disease therefore "Cure disease" also cures cancer

>>715139687
She is a succubus and she will drink all of your semen straight from the source.

>>715140494
We don't know the mechanics of "cure disease". Maybe it simply purges any pathogen, in which case cancer would be unaffected.

>>715087702 (OP)
Well I'm not letting a fucking knife ear near me, and I don't like the look on that wizards face, so paladin wins by default.

>>715141681
>Paladin after healing you punishes you for having erection within her presence, the punishment is death

I prefer druid, she will know that my erection caused hy her presence is totally natural.

>>715087702 (OP)
Paladin.
Druid might not have a healing spell.
Wizard might not have a healing potion.
Rogue's non-magical first aid is too weak.

>>715114175
I can see it.

>>715087702 (OP)
I do not want a w*man to heal me.

>>715087702 (OP)
In what world can rogues and mages heal
You're a retard if you don't got for the pally or druid

>>715099778
anon....

>paladin heals you slightly, you feel a divine will informing you to make pilgrimage to three sacred shrines beating the wounds for the heal to complete, failing to do so will get your ass smiled
>druid heals you, tree bark grows over the wounds, you feel a lot slower than previously, for better or worse you now produce small fruit once a year
>wizard heals you, flesh rapidly grows to cover the wounds, and keeps growing. You now have several redundant body parts that seem to have a will of their own. The alchemist takes notes
>the rogue gives you professional first aid, the natural healing process is slow and the scars will always ache. Years later you find out she stole one of your kidneys

>>715135974
This is the most powerful healing spell

>>715087702 (OP)
first aid usually has a bonus when you're at death's door so the rouge it is

>>715092145
>yuri age difference
hot, i want a wizard oni san to smother me

>>715135974
uh oh

>>715146117
Damn

>>715131847
but anon san i might become a femboy due to the side effects, it's a risk worth taking

>>715087702 (OP)
>trusting a filthy goblin with your life
I wouldn’t trust a goblin to return a library book, not that she would ever read one lol

>>715146203
this picture is very sand and I want to cheer her up with my penis

>>715114175
>>715144515
I pick the wizard then

>>715087702 (OP)
>>715097275
>>715097994
>>715098479
So where's the occultist girl that heals through eldritch stitching

>>715147039
She's the one who mortally wounded you in the first place.

>>715147039
>Turns your wound into pussy.

>>715146203
Female goblin is for sex only.

>>715087702 (OP)
>>715146117
>Cheerfully smiling while milking you dry with her feet.
She is perfect.

>>715087789
>>715087993
Skeletons don't have free will retard. Should've asked to be a revenant or some other form of vengeful spirit

Huffing that thick green Druid muff while she teases my cock with her feet

>>715087702 (OP)
Paladin healing probably feels hot and uncomfortable.
Druid healing probably feels breezy with an herbal aftertaste.
Wizard healing tastes bitter.
Rogue healing will sting you like putting an antiseptic on an open wound.
So I pick Druid.

>>715109584
>nature
A good pain, like soreness after working out
>holy
Gentle radiating warmth
>alchemy
Rapid and extreme feelings of pain and discomfort until the healing process is done, then you feel good as new
>first aid
How it feels like IRL
>arcane
Intense vibration and pressure but minimal pain
>necrotic
Complete numbness

>>715107462
It burns, sure, but that's just sin and guilt leaving the body.

>>715087702 (OP)
Alchemy. It's just a type of science.

>>715150730
So is magic

>>715087702 (OP)
Surely I won't grow a second spleen with that Wizard potion.

>>715151108
would that be a bad thing? free spleen

>>715087702 (OP)
I love your art OP.
Thanks for posting these threads
Paladin &/or Druid to answer your question
They are all cute though
<3

>>715151325
It'd be great if all of the plumbing was properly hooked up and there wasn't any chance of shit going south after a roughly fist-sized organ spontaneously grows inside of my body. Though I suppose if anything happens that's what a second/third/fourth/etc. potion is for.

>>715087993
This seems like a good afterlife insurance plan.
Where do I sign?

>>715087702 (OP)
I'd eat the druid's goodberry.

>>715099581
ditto
>walks around practically naked
>delicious brown skin
>has green pubic hair, so you don't know where her clothing begins and her bush ends
>you could probably trick her into sex because it's natural or some shit
>during a bloodmoon, she WILL hound you down for sex because it's natural or some shit

>>715152169
Anon stop it, I'm just getting started for the day. I can't lose several hours to jacking it to dryads again.

>>715152536
Look at this >>715146117

>>715152536
I wish there were more artists for her. One of my favourites is Johnv, but his fag:dryad ratio is lacking.

>>715153294
Dryad's... Feet
I bet... They smell... As flowers

Want to put dryad feet on my face

>>715087702 (OP)
a female cannot be a wizard, stop gutting gendered words

>Rogue
I'm getting my shit stolen. But they might be the best at practical medicine since they know exactly where on the body to kill.
>Wizard
Can't trust it not to turn me into a frog, that smug look knows she's going to transform me into something kinky. I don't want that.
>Druid
Depends on their spec line. But their nature magic is the same for healing like the Chinese use
>Paladin
Usually will always have some sort of healing spell. But it also depending on your personal faith stat, choosing paladin means you have enough faith to be healed.

Feet

>>715087702 (OP)
paladin
i marry her afterwards and we have many children together

>>715146117
>censored
adding censored to the name implies uncensored exists. your not holding out on your good ol friend anon are ya?

>>715087702 (OP)
whichever one has a benis

>>715157909
You

>>715157909
all of them

>>715134480
you can also ingest

>>715157269
it's just nipples https://files.catbox.moe/4qa4uw.png

>>715087702 (OP)
I'll go to an actual doctor thank you

>>715146117
Now the threads getting good

>>715087702 (OP)
Paladin. Who else to trust but a Warrior of God?

>>715103924
Just woke up, thanks drawfren.
Also forget to mention druid belly.

>>715087702 (OP)
I give you more options

>>715161806
I chose the bnuy

>>715144515
>smug mob-faced redhead
Fuck. I had to.

>Trusting a woman to heal you.
Enjoy your 75% HP

>>715088248
oh jeez just imagine
maybe into a girl goblin? thatd be so weird hehe

>>715088378
Based but only if she looks exactly like this

>>715109992
Can't resist the bussy

>>715087702 (OP)
Druid it is.

druid + pally at once

>>715114175
i saw her as black
i just like creepy black girls

>>715163921
Black and purple go well together

>>715161806
Does imp's bullying involve sitting on my face? This is important.

>>715166442
>Paladin heals you
>You don't believe in god

>>715087702 (OP)
I recognize the artstyle... from the old save the princess threads.

>>715087993
MODS

>>715088248
this but druid and the nature magic turns me into a half man half beast minotaur type creature and then i can manhandle the druid girl (all according to her plan)

>>715087702 (OP)
Wizard
Because I want to fuck that smug caster bitch.

Keep thread alive so I can draw stuff too later

>>715087702 (OP)
Druid because I love barefoot elf girls with cute feet.

>>715088635
>>715099049
>>715162265

>>715087702 (OP)
WHERE IS THE 1 DIP IN LIFE CLERIC

>>715107462
Pain is weakness leaving the body!

>>715168310
heh

>>715107056
>this will turn you back to normal
No thanks *presses rape button*

>>715087702 (OP)
>all women
i trust none of them

Literally just let the paladin use lay on hands?

>>715087702 (OP)
I NEED THE ALCHEMY WIZARD TO FEED ME HER FINEST POTIONS
preferably her turning me tiny
I NEED A MEDIC BAG

>>715107056
>this will turn you back to normal
Thanks *presses rape button*

>>715149779
>he thinks he has free will as a human too
lol
lmao

>>715149779
>Skeletons don't have free will retard
YOURS doesn't, right now, I'm controlling a meat bag from the inside, can you do that faggot?

>>715090249
>Now your tail involuntary wags whenever you see hunky human males
Fuck you witch

>>715160851
thanks

>>715144515
ftfy

>>715172383
But now there are two blondes

>>715163921
Cute.

>>715103924
Ive been convinced, industrial society must die and we must retvrn to nature

>>715168310
kek

>>715172591
yeah?
make the paladin something else then
i was trying to make pic rel

>>715095576
Chaos cultist to daemon prince pipeline

>>715172383
I also made this version but thought it'd be weird to have two redheads

Druid to heal me
Wizard to make me tiny
Rouge to sit on me
Paladin to swallow me

would you?

>>715087702 (OP)
i LOVE smug woman

>>715174776
would
>insert guardsman "would" meme i couldnt find

>>715087702 (OP)
Susie

>>715174475
Of course I would, you wouldn't?

>>715168310
based

>>715094419
EXCUSE ME I AM IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION

>>715175150
Of course not, I only trust wizards who trained for years.

>>715175978
>Heal enemy team player
>gives them hp draining AIDS
>it's contagious

>>715087702 (OP)
Rogue first aid.
the other 3 heal by the power of demons

>>715097024
>picking booksmart wizard over streetsmart rogue

>>715087702 (OP)
I'm critically wounded, so whoever can make it over to me the fastest and safest.

>>715177409
>yeah my buddy Tyrone said that if you smoke enough meth all your problems vanish
Streetsmarts don't apply to medicine.

>>715136757
>Her feet smell as flowers and sweet fruits
Too clean

>>715177971
Meth is a white people drug, blacks don’t use it they sell it. Also would you rather a clumsy surgeon or a coordinated one with a steady hand

>>715174341
Wizard should be pale with jet black hair