Thread 715103194

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Previous: >>715093182

losing weight is... LE BAD!

Threadly reminder that Doctors Without Borders:

>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>works with the Soros Foundation to smuggle illegal aliens across borders
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream
>supports crossdressing and harassing the differently-abled live on stream
>supports the use of flashing imagery to induce epileptic seizures

Let's break 3 hazillion this GDQ!

MIG!

First

Thank you baker
Has spike finished his run yet, or should I keep the stream off?

Miggin

i think dk is pretty cool
i dont like how the redesign tones the cool factor down

>>715103330
he finished

sgdq sucks

>>715103280
I also noticed he looked a bit slimmer. Good for him.

>>715103330
might be done in like 15-20 minutes

>>715103330
Just wait until you see a RATE the run post and then wait a few minutes more.

It's amazing how bland Returns is while being a good game at the same time
There's nothing wrong with it but...why play this over the other ones

>>715103382
>he finished
Did he clean it up afterwards?

migging

I cant take any more of this, /v/
Farewell

>>715103301
i figured as much
thanks for putting in the effort anon

AHAHAHAHAHA DUDE THAT CUTSCENE WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
WORTH THE BUILDUP

How do you guys feel about bananas?

>>715103450
Hard hat would have saved him (and you).

>>715103435
pbretty gud

>>715103450
get some new material

>>715103518
Love em. And their peels soaked in waters help my peppers grow.

>>715103450
bober...

>>715103518
They taste fine but i hate the texture.

>>715103518
They're okay. Not bad not great
Grapes>Oranges>Strawberries>Apples>Limes>Lemons>Bananas>rest of the fruit is shit

how do I download high quality videos from xvideos?

>>715103435
Impressive, very nice
I'm assuming that's a TAS - seems too perfect for somebody playing it RTA

>>715103295
i get the feeling none of this remotely true

I just turned in but I can't imagine all the extremely unfunny Diddy jokes that took place during this run
My condolences Diddy Kong fans

>>715103518
they cause my tongue to break out when i eat them. same with pineapples. idk why

>>715103695
someone did the skip during ESA, 2nd try

>>715103194 (OP)
I'm in

>>715103518
The best snack fruit I'd say.
Good taste and no washing, chopping , or sticky mess clean-up.
Goes great as a flavoring for other deserts like milkshakes, smoothies, banana bread, and pudding.

IM A HEADBANGA

I'M SPIKEVEGETA AND I LOVE YELLING

im in

>>715103695
No way that's TAS, otherwise it would go completely crazy with egg shenanigans.

>>715103652
>rest of the fruit is shit
You have been banned from Georgia

A ripe peach is one of the best fruits you can eat
I'm also a huge fan of raspberries and blueberries

>>715103363
rouge a freak fr fr

>>715103828
Try saskatoon berries if you get the chance, youll love them.

>>715103301
So, the best watched GDQ is in the middle of the pack (inflation adjusted) and the current dogshit is in the middle of the pack too.
Lends credence behind Vegana's words about things evolving.
So they have optimized for a safe middle of the road donation squeezing (and got even better at it, like a telemarathon of old) and whatever talent is not on board with it, they don't care because it doesn't affect the bottom line that much.

>>715103194 (OP)
miggin with bananas

>>715103695
actually It was my first time playthrough

>>715103652
and Avocado beats all of those to the punch

Reminder that you can hydrate and grab a snack at the same time (speed tech)

>>715103758
>someone did the skip during ESA, 2nd try
Goddamn, impressive

>>715103716
It's common knowledge, moron
They've been doing this for at least ten years now

>>715103301
>>715103465
>>715103509
>>715103864
New thread same post. Donations are middle of the pack despite record low viewership

>>715103518
They're B-tier if you get the Cavendish variety from the store. But they can get bumped up to a B+/A- if you try some of the better varieties from asian grocery stores (or grow them yourself - you can get a banana to produce in 6-12 months. They grow incredibly fast.)

With yt-dlp you can download any video you want.
Wink wink ;-)

>>715103907
Doesn't save that much time unless you're also shitsting while you're at it.

>>715103828
Hm I forgot about raspberries I'll give you that anon
>>715103906
>F tier fruit
Disgusting

>>715103907
What's he up to these days after making the movie?

>>715103435
How did you get this webm of my first time playing Yoshi's Island? Game sucks btw

>>715103835
Helping people in danger without taking any sides is exactly what they should do

>>715103280
nah he is fat and ugly as ever
lying is against gdq tos

>>715103518
peanut butter banana sandwich
banana in my cereal
me happy

>>715103964
>inflation adjusted
What about average wage? Living expenses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNbkv_DJ0f0

>last time i got invested wasn't a run

>turn stream on
>loud faggot spikevegeta
>turn stream off
simple as

>>715104039
He's definitely thinner.

>>715104009
>without taking sides
>picks people up 5 miles from the shore and exclusively drives them hundreds of miles to drop them off

Can really tell that spikevegeta believes the charity 1st, entertainment 2nd and speedrun showcase 3rd.
Constantly turning around to talk to the couch and audience and then dying, bringing up some unrelated story from 12 years ago when he was practicing and this cute girl walked by and dying twice during the story he's telling because it's so important that he gets distracted.
Definitely a third rate speedrunner.

>>715103695
nah, this is done in RTA. very hard though. been around a long time.

>>715104051
median wages barely improved over the years
expenses should be lining up with inflation

wtf guys

Surprised they're not saving Metroid for the final day like always. What's an Ice run?
Also
>Buy an Ad Bethesda

>An hour more of this guy
i'm out

>>715103835
>doctors without borders helped people... without caring about borders
wow, any other incredible insights for us?

I know this is inconvenient for the schizo narratives some of you try to force, but spike is not and has never been gdq staff

>>715104009
Fuck off, we're full.

>>715104207
He's on the last world tho. Probably 15 min

>Playing HD
>The one with shittier load times
Also

>>715103280
for an american he looks fine for the rest of the world he is Obese not morbidly but getting there

>>715104202
They have to do the run while they're being deported.

>>715104073
Sorry anon, that's not a speedrun, and from the threads last night during the rhythm game, that disqualifies it from anything above a ZZZ rating

>>715104051
Honestly breaking it down into purchasing power adjusted dollars is a gigantic pain in the arse.
That said, "living expenses" is literally what the CPI is. It's an Index of Prices paid by Consumers, if you will

>>715104230
if he transitions back to male he could appeal as being a different person

>>715104207
Please don't post things that will make me sad

>>715104189
white is comparatively a warmer color than blue so the black near the white appears warmer

>>715104314
I'm a Zebesian. And I hope everyone else in this thread is too

>>715104230
these twitch bigots are gonna be to blame if she suicides

people don't act like this in real life, it's what makes it so annoying. nobody is this hyper all the fucking time

>>715104230
deserves whatever he gets after going insane and shitting all over his old fans. You can't just take all that back

>>715104202
There's 2 different low% categories for Super Metroid, since they both get 14% of the items. They're playing the category where you get the ice beam.

>>715104230
That's his fault
He spend the past decade acting like a complete and utter unstable psychopath, it's not wonder GDQ doesn't want him.

>>715104431
didnt the same shit happen with a smash melee player who got banned

>>715103864
Yeah they're definitely settling down into a nice comfy corporate NGO. Laundering Yetee and Fangamer money while getting two weeks a year with a captive audience instead of getting real jobs. Not a bad gig if I'm being honest

>>715104462
entertainment show

We're loving this run.

Just joined. Has spike stopped talking for more than 3 seconds this run?

>>715104230
why's it banned?

>>715104532
yes

>>715104462
They do when they're nerds giddy to hang out with their friends

>>715104462
It's like HR is watching everyone in the room so they pretend to be happy

UH OH TWO FLOATING HANDS NINTENDO BOSS ALERT

>>715104462
WOOOOO
AMAZING post, amazing
that is so incredible, oh god, can we keep the donations going? let's go woooooo

>>715104556
nudity and constantly talking about killing himself

>>715104509
That makes sense, thanks

>>715104556
threatened to shoot up either twitch hq or twitchcon during a stream meltdown

>>715104526
Why did you feel the need to remind us of the fun we're supposedly having?

>>715104556
es un reptil con una pistola.

they're a huge cliche but I love a head-and-hands boss

>>715104592
>HR is watching

Cant be fucked finding it, but did you see the clip of Spike coming out of the crowd to tell off the couch for talking about jiggle physics?

I had this entire run muted. Someone rate it a F for me when it's over. Thanks.

This isn't even a speed run, its just pure speed fun!

>>715104462
Do you also seethe about wrestling or bikini armor?
If you do, do you have a "best of" reel?

I think most of you hating on spike are just salty about comments he made once and your inner reddit "le resistance" against the man! mentality. Your words say hes loud and annoying, but deep down you donr really fwel that, youre just saying that because it sounds more objective and believable.
He is one of the most charismatic people at any of these events, and unlike many he is focused on games.

You all are very bad at choosing your battles, firing from rhe hip in all directions.
>but but 4chan told me he staff, its nepotism!
he isnt staff and most of his runs get rejected. hes a better speaker than runner and they know it

>>715104716
it is over

Alright I'm back. Please tell me that's the last Spikevegeta run for this maraton

>>715104236
You deserve to live in mumbai

the hate for spike is unfounded. he's one of the most normal people there

>Finally it's over
>It can't get worse than that, right?

RATE THE DK RUN

>>715104770
>He is one of the most charismatic people at any of these events,
yeah I dont really get the hate

>>715104828
B

who the fuck is breathing into the mic

>>715104828
C

>>715104828
D

>>715104818
Lotta incels itt

>>715104828
B

>>715104828
D

>>715104828
SSS for trans rights

>>715104828
C for Cong.

>>715104828
B

>>715104828
B+

>>715104828
ZZZ for chud rights

>>715104828
F for spike and trans rights and dono reading
Anyone rating this above a D should be considered a troll and ignored

>>715104828
C
too long, got old pretty quickly

>>715104828
D for scripted couch

>>715104828
B

>>715104828
A

>>715104828
C it was a speedrun and spikes annoying voice will never make his run greater then a B for me..

>>715104828
I'm doin' him a B

>>715104828
Bit annoying but impressive. at least its not another pokemon circlejerk. B

>>715104828
F for fuck spike and trans rights

>>715104828
C for Cikevegata.

>>715104462
yes because people in real life constantly seethe at imaginary people and problems they made up.in their head and say everything and everyone sucks, just like you lmfao

>>715104770
okay spike
i'm still not watching your run

>>715104828
S for Spike

>>715104818
there's nothing wrong with him he's just annoying

>>715104828
C

>>715104828
B for Banana

>>715104828
DK

>>715104818
He's trying to be entertaining and I respect it

>>715104828
B for boring

>>715104828
D for drek

Fuck you Spikevegeta suck my limp cock

>>715104770
>>715104818
>>715104874
Hi Spike!

>>715104828
B I guess

>>715104828
D

>>715104381
>Please don't post things that will make me sad
This GDQ

>>715104828
B
That run was pretty fun to watch

>>715104828
C

>>715104828
D

>>715104828
C+
Goddamn those donations and that fucking host. Luv me donkey kong and i don't mind spike as a runner

>>715104828
F insufferable

I bought this just to watch GDQ

>>715104828
B for Banana
Say what you will about Spike, that was a decent speedrun with minimal trans-rights and a good couch

>>715104381
Don't click

>>715104828
C

>>715104828
D

>>715104828
SSS

>>715104828
B

>>715104828
A

whats your guys' issue with spike?

I saw the rating image and noticed that Rose and Camellia was S-tier.

It's literally game where you slap fight anime bitches.

The runners and couch weren't even funny.

/v being edgy again

>>715105092
>Giving the last of what you have to help Goku
based

>>715104828
ZZZ

>>715104828
B+

Pretty solid, even with Spike shouting over everything.

>>715105130
I think we all had a Spike phase in our life where we thought we were really funny and charming and in reality we were just annoying and it probably hurts them to be reminded of that

>>715104828
F

>>715104821
im so close to earning my shirt

Spike is genuinely more likeable rhan any of you fags seething about him over nothing

>>715105139
You had to be there. A lot of the S rated runs don't work as VODs. That being said, it's overrated because the rest of the event is so bad in comparison.

>>715105159
What's the R stand for?

>>715104828
B

RIGHT? YEAH? GOTCHA?

>>715104828
ZZZ
Super soiboi

>>715104828
That's a C

>>715104828
Zzz

>>715104828
C, it was meh

>>715104828
B

>>715104520
They have successfully canalized the nerd autism on a couch into a reddit-safe corporate entertainment.
They will live for quite some years with their aging audience earning more money (and routinely staying without kids), so their future is stable.
Also, there's some space for a number two, so ESA is inevitably going in the same direction.
Everybody else is welcome to find a drastically different format or die out.
So it goes.

>>715104236
Human trafficking is a crime against citizens of the destination nation. The traffickers are helping people at the expense of non-criminal people.

>>715105159
>spike telling anybody to dial it back a bit
geg

>>715104828
C, decent, but too many mistakes and dull jokes

whatever happened to them not shilling games that just came out

>>715104828
SSS

>>715105130
Grating voice and he's a little bit hypocritical about fun and skill in runs.

>>715105509
they went corporate

>>715105509
an envelope full of cash is a great motivator

>>715104828
>>715105331
N

>>715105130
He owes me sex

goodnight anons

>>715104828
ZZZ nobody must watch this shit

late on this one

>>715105468
A nation that lets people die in the sea is a criminal organization

>>715105431
This is apparently a different person and not cosmonarcinova btw

>>715103518
Good in combination with other foods or as a pre-workout snack. Not worth eating otherwise.

>>715105641
Goodnight, sleep well :)

which game is this guy talking about that took him 50 hours to beat and 1-2h per boss? not doom I hope

>>715105641
wake up bitch, time to suffer some more

>>715105641
but that horse is awake

>>715103435
How did you get this webm of my first time playing Yoshi's Island blindfolded? Game is kino btw.

>>715104828
C

Way too much fucking energy for me. I feel like Spike doesn't understand that talking constantly doesn't necessarily mean entertaining. He's the American Argick. Good game, at least.

Good lord more Nintendo shit on the horizon

>>715104828
B for the black people that donkey kong looks like

>>715105159
Was this posted recently and if so which run was he talking about?

>>715104828
ZZZ
ruined by massive faggot

>>715105249
>showcase
>gameshow
>checkpoint

>>715105943
>Neporun marker added
Fucking kek

This donation reader sounds drunk

>>715105943
thats a lot of red runs was the medium for this events like a C or B?

>>715105509
the floodgates came down when they had to let that troon run the new zelda game

When we are hitting 1 MILLION DOLLARS WEEEEW im gonna dilate in celebration of this wonderful cause. I hope yall are gonna join me to celebrate this milestone of the speedrun community. Trans rights my fellow xisters. Hooooooyp

>>715105682
Take meds....
Sea it?
Medsiterranean?
Also blocking transports, even to the traffickers desperation, is not criminal. Borders are borders.

Autistic brains get obsessed with a single thing and never think about or entertain anything else on that topic.
DOA6 devs when asked if theyd tone down sexiness they were like yeah sure, but /v/ ran with that and to this day ignore how sexy the characters and outfits in the game are.
Murder investigations? Theres hundreds, but 4chan autists only ever talk about Chris Watts and Steven McDaniel.

Likewise, Spike saya one thing, and everything, EVERYTHING else is permanently flushed from the autistic mind.

The people who browse reddit or gdq chat are one extreme of detestable humans, the headcases here are another. You are equally subhuman trash as the people attending this event, just a different flavor

I just started watching today

Best runs so far?

>>715104828
B

>>715105943
Something doesn't feel right here...

So the bunnysuit is one size bigger than my size

>>715104828
F

>>715104962
your pink world is at redd*t

>>715105875
>He's the American Argick
hooooly it's true

>>715106163
An anon did a run to greggs once, that was probably the best thing happening during this event.

>>715105943
>using the modified chart that memoryholed that one F rating anon bragged about
ebin

>>715104828
A

>>715106402
what did he get

>>715105943
I wasn't even sure if the lone dot was an D or F but I think I nailed it.

>>715106091
Currently a C. I'm a bit surprised since there's a lot of shit runs and barely any good ones.

This donation reader really needs to speak like 13% faster

>>715105943
Something feels missing

I'm sure all the money from the Shinobi ad goes to charity too

>showcase
>checkpoint
Alright see yall in 2 hours

>>715104828
B

>you didn't get to hear me

keep it that way

Yell fucking louder into the mic, not like it already boosts the volume of your voice or anything.

>>715106154
People care about Chris watts and McDaniels because they were interesting examples and have some of the best available interviews and information. They were also disproportionately represented both online and in the news compared to other murder investigations

>>715106491
Kicked out for being racist.

The lineup this year has been complete ass.

>>715106534
Do you have the totals for the other events?

>>715104828
C

All this time I thought they were talking about a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure speedrun...

Okay seriously though, is this host drunk?

It's not just me that can hear the alcohol through the screen, right?

>Shoujo
Who names themselves girl?

>rights of classic 2D game given to faggy western studio to make a generic LGBT metroidvania version
someone tell these japanese companies to stop giving out rights like candy

when spike finally troons out i hope his name becomes spikevagina, that'd be pretty funny, i think

oh boy, i cant wait to tune into the speedrunning event... for a... gameshow?

>>715103864
>>715103964
From a glance it seems like the money was drying up in 2016 and they started going overboard with the backroom deals

>>715104009
I'd have thought if they were serious about the no borders thing they'd just set up shop on the coast all these people were departing from, opposed to the one thats hundreds of miles away from where they are. It's almost like it's not about providing health care but rather facilitating people trafficking? Weird.

>>715106715
You already know the answer.
I wonder if he's still incessant on wearing his "I'm totally not balding" hat.

>>715106534
You really need to ignore all the SSS ratings during nepo runs, overestimates, and ads as they're obviously spammers

>>715106180
Don't post pits

>cauliflower pizza
>my partner

>>715105943
>Tfw I missed TrannEW

>>715106781

It's sleepy time anyway.

>>715103435
I remember that one Yoshi's Island run with the pinoy boomer during one of the online-only covid GDQs where he did this and it was fucking awesome

>>715106867
I think you spam ratings anon, and are projecting.

>>715106781
Just enjoy the run.

>>715105909
It was a Mario 3D Land run from years where the couch was goofing around and not taking it seriously. Same crew did a MKWii run somewhat recently.

>>715106938
..run?

>>715106689
Usually I keep them in https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive/ but it seems like I didn't for AGDQ2025.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi0zTiQaa2w

Im gonna guess whatever this gameshow is, it wont be as comfy as this.
(trigger warning for anti spike snowflakes)

>>715106932
never posted more than 1 rating per run. I also always give an explanation as to why I rate something the way I do. ITT: >>715104928

>>715105081
>1440p monitor for a stream that doesn't output 1440p

>>715107031
I'll hate fuck her desu

>>715107008
>spiekvegeta in video
disliked, rated 1 star, sent a copyright strike + left a nasty comment

>gameshow
cringe or cringekino?

>>715106815
Yeah I agree. The OG runs seem to be mostly devoid of the egregious last-minute donations
There's no WAY people are collectively donating >$500k in the final six hours

>>715107139
Spike used to be alright

>>715104828
S

>>715107234
speedrunners are THE most persecuted group in human history

>>715107007
Thanks

>>715106526
>owning someones shitty rating and bragging about it just to get it removed
that would be warioCHAD move, only no one will believe it

>>715107130
>desu
MONGO TOURIST! MONGO TOURIST!

>>715107031
Looks like Danny Elfman from the Little Girls music video

>>715106534
You need to tally the average per game, not all ranking dot positions.

>>715105092
I hate to bring up the troons rights topic again but this kind of thing really makes me think and put into perspective how fucking stupid the whole charade is. People who've never really had it even close to bad, who have been privileged their whole lives, acting like other people not wanting to play pretend with them is comparable to preventing cancer and whatever MSF claims to be helping with.

>>715105159
This coming from the guy who doesn't let anyone get a word in when he commentates

>>715105641
I'm t4red too

>>715105130
loud

>>715107139
funny, i thought he was in it but i got mixed up with another video. still, like spike its charismatic white guys having dun so you should probably avoid it anyway

Start the game(show) already.

>>715107276
He's right. If that was your favorite run you're not much into speedrunning, you just wanted entertainment.

Can you guys guess where I am?

>>715107031
The thumbnail looks like SDT

So how fucked are we with the next... speedrun? Surely...

>>715107457
That's one of my favorite runs and I'm into speedrunning. Or I was before it became fucking lame.

why the stalling? isn't this just an elevated "checkpoint" segment?

jesus christ

i wonder if there will be questions harder than guessing the sound effects of mario coins and sonic rings

>>715105875
Based. Spike and Argick are insufferable

Just got up. I miss any cringekino since the horse game?

>>715107523
I'm gonna need you to shout nigger to confirm

>>715107276
what run was he referring to here, and did he delete that second tweet

>>715107119
YES

>>715107337
>you care about something? Well did you ever think about the quadruple amputee kid in Africa with harlequin ichthyosis who is starving while being tortured by roving rape gangs?
0 IQ, argue better

this chibi chick is as annoying as chibi

>>715107632
I fail to see the problem with that?

>>715107712
Rocko's Quest

>>715106534
is this weighing all the votes or just the total grades of the runs. you can see a lot of the red shit runs have 2-3 dozen votes whereas the high votes are in the several dozens so its just averaging out to a C. its probably closer to a D

>>715107337
Africa is bad because it's filled with Africans
Hope that helps

oh ffs

>>715107773
Strawman, argue better.

GDQ used to seem like a thing only ultranerds would give a shit about, that the normalfags who play games and casuals wouldnt even know existed in 2013 or 2014

now its about guessing mario coin sound effects, making the cake is a lie jokes, etc and feels like its aimed at the lowest common denominator ultra casual gamers who barely play games, if at all.

how the times change

>>715107806
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.

>>715107808
>they can think for themselves
This is THE slippery slope into CP btw.

>>715107808
But also you'd better not date a 25 year old CHILD, their brains are not MATURE yet

>>715107139
BASED

are forsen emotes still autoban in chat?

>>715107929
just like the chart

>>715107808
>Uhmmm I dont have the crayons to explain this properly to you

>>715107808
this is shit that legitimately needs to be reported to the police

>>715107808
>children can think for themselves
>t. has never talked to a child

>>715107808
We have an age of consent because we decided collectively that children could not reasonably consent to sexual relations with adults. Would these people like to take issue with that as well, or is it only lifelong permanent gender alternations that children can decide?

>>715103518
they're just okay
apples and watermelon mog it hard though

>>715107649
both of them are fine jesus christ why does everything need to be low energy

is that ProZD

>event to fund MSF
>not a single mention of palestine or israel
Hmm, curious!

Wait did they have an incentive just to attention whore?

chris hansen still does stings catching child predators. just send him here

the side view on that asian lad
he has no chin

I thought that guy was diet Paulister for a second then.

Speed running?

Speedrunning?

ahh great another nepo show

half a mind to instant z this shit right now

>>715108183
I gotcha senpai, mig here >>715093182

>>715108128
Hi spike! Please don't do any more runs.

yo that's the nigger than ran quake like SHIT

someone do a K for this nepo thing for me

This is just a fucking ESA segment but with the cringe ramped up 1000%

voting for /ourgirl/'s team

this looks like it belongs in a crowbcat video

>>715108069
You misunderstood. He has talked to children, he now wants to legalize his conversations with children. He wants to legalize what he has done to children.

did mike uyama clone himself

>>715108279
only half?

>>715108128
They're not. If you watch Argick at UKSG or old videos of spike, they're still charismatic but not nearly as annoying. They're forcing this hyper persona and it's extremely obvious.

>dude, unstyled mullet and patchy mustache
Who popularized this "haircut" in the last five years and have they been in any amount of great pain lately?

that fat nog definitely stomps alright

>>715108348
the cringekino could be good

post her feet and bikini pics

Well that's enough of this gay fucking shit.

oh shit, it's All Smiles

Quake runner "I don't play FPS"
Wolfenstein woman who arguably had the most annoying run so far
Bobbeh who's forced himself into everything this run

I sure know who I want to win and it's not the niggers

>>715108380
cheeks too bloated

cya guys later

Cannot believe they got Asian Elmer Fudd to host this. Hilarious

the absolute unit

>>715108337
I know that scream...

adef better stomp this other team, so fucking sick of anarchy, limy, and bobbeigh

Damn this gonna suck right?

>>715108279
who's nepo?

>>715108337
why are they dressed like fishers? What does fishing have to do with playing baseball? If you are going to make fun of the south at least be funny

>>715105943
Rose and Carmella might be the best were gonna get this year

I feel bad that I'm so bothered by the guy's voice. I know that I speak weird sometimes as well.

>>715108486
half the people on each team are staff

>>715108446
I want the nig team, the non-nig team and the hosts to work retail jobs until sixty.

>>715108480
kinda

>>715107667
>0 responses

based.. go me with the sleep schedule!

IT'S FAMILY FEUD, WE FUCKING GET IT

This is fine event I guess for stalling

Speedruns?

Oh what the fuck is this

>gamecube
i fucking hate tendies so much

You want speedlun??
FUCK YOU PIG, You get theatle!!

>chat prediction is still taking bets for another 5 minutes
>the game is already in progress
braindead twitch mods

Ok that's enough of this

>was about to ask how Rose and Camellia got such a high rating
>quickly google the game
>a game about beating up woman
theres no way that actually got ran- when is that vod getting uploaded? There has to be more to it than that

>msushi
WALLED

wii u bros..

WHO THE FUCK HAS PLAYED A WII U YOU CLOWN

It's an ENTERTAINMENT EVENT first guys!!!!!

What's so good about the GameCube controller? Ergonomic?

No Xbox controller?

>>715108128
everything makes more sense when you realize 4chan is full of south americans and europoors who would rather watch a barely literate german or russian mumble through some job simulator or soccer game.
just look at the soccer spam on /sp/ and remember the same thing happens here just without country flags

xbox one controller is superior tho wtf is this list do these people even game?
gamecube??? WII REMOTE??????

>Gambling on a Wii U Controller being a popular choice
Come on man

wii wemote

YOU GOT AN X

AND YOU GET AN X

Why is this fat black chick pastered all over this event?

What is this cringe shit

>>715108618
https://youtu.be/n2bIU42Jt_U

people hated the wii remote you dumbfuck

did that nigga seriously say wii u pro controller

>>715108480
Yes. Also reminder they have a concert.

>dual sense
>no dual shock
The fucking state of GDQ normalfags.

>>715105918
Why did /v rate this S

>>715108693
you know why

elmer fudd sounding ass

keyboard > controller

>>715108693
fr my man im getting debra wilsoned the fuck out with her this week

Kek, they couldn't believe it

>>715108007
imagine how proud he must be of that as Twitch is still forced to pay him millions of Euros per year

The switch 2 pro controller is really good

S NESS bros..

>snes controller
oh so this is just bait
>>715108570
Kill me, Pete.

>>715108462
he reminds me of an asian Guillemo, also holy fuck that lisp is bad loool

obviously xbox 360, can't believe it wasn't first. everyone had one of those for pc

Xbox 360
You goons

>>715108651
Nostalgia

>>715108541
Based.

>modern xbox controller
KILL YOURSELVES

>modern xbox
>360

what the fuck is this again?

>>715108128
If genuine hype was a 5 then spike would be a 7, he tries to be enthusiast in a way but you can tell it's slightly fake
but his voice is like a cheese grater and you are a faggot so it doesn't matter

>>715108570
put me down Pete

>>715108651
it's shaped completely randomly so that means it's good

>the gdq audience sucks

B A S E D

>>715108670
Yeah idk about Gamecube being best (he might have just guessed that there were a lot of nintendies in the audience) but PS1-PS2 are the best. Xbox's original fatass controller had a very weird feel and their analog placement is dumb.

I think the GDQ audience SUCKS

>>715108651
Apart from the C-Nipple it fits nicely. And they've change the nipple to a second control stick in most re-issues, plus an extra Z button.

@GDQAudience We are so, so sorry for this #SGDQ2025

>modern xbox
it's sad how xbox has completely lost its identity

>>715108884
there's a spark of hope

He's going to be put down by the GDQ staffs

>gcn controller
>not dominant

>the GDQ audience sucks
Most true statement ever

>>715108806
Barely anybody bought a GameCube though.

Why are X360 and "modern Xbox" different answers?
They've had the same controller for three generations.

>don't accept dualshock
>but dualshock 2 and 4 are there
That's fucking bullshit.

>>715108803
Xbox 360 controller has an absolutely dog shit D pad. Everyone having a controller doesn't mean it's good

Think MODERN first and then think WIDESPREAD second. Stop naming stuff that was on one single console and then never again. Use your brain.

>DAMAGE CONTROL
LMOA

D O N A T E !!

LETS GO TWITCH CHAT

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

TRANS FATS

anyone who even remotely participates in video game conversation would know people would say xbox.

the surprise about xbox and LE N64 SUX is concrete proof these fags watch youtube videos, at best

Do people actual travel large distances to be in the audience of the this event?

>>715108651
It's fine, the 8 way gated sticks are nice, but no L1, no L3 or R3, no select and a tiny shitty dpad. I really don't get the love.

>donation shilling on top of this
Nah I'm out. This day apart from one run has been as bad as day 1 and 2. Utterly unwatchable shitshow of an event. Rate this a ZZZ for me please.

>how many zoomers answered this survey?
adef secretly /our guy/? snes controller was a dumbfuck guess tho

>TRANS RIGHTS
That's it, I'm off. Rate this segment a ZZZZ for me if you guys do ratings.

ESA did this better.

>>715108725
Because it was fucking amazing.

>>715109014
it just has soul okay?

Damn my boy Shen is getting fat

RYAN FORD

>>715108935
>15 votes more than second
>Not dominant

These retards are ruining their own show.

>name a speedrunning man-
>MINECRAFT!

>>715108961
No it isn't
the 360 controller had the worst dpad on earth and was unusable except for quick swap slop
the xbox one and series x controller are fairly similar though, so there's that

I can't watch this shit anymore.
Rate it Z for me, I'm out.

>>715108991
The question was not "do you like this controller". It's "how many people in the crowd named it". Xbox 360 would have been extremely obvious given how widespread it was, and then Xbox One as the successor to it.

DOGWATER

NOOOO SHUT IT DOWN THERE ARE NO OTHER SPEEDRUNNING EVENTS OTHER THAN GDQ ESPECIALLY NOT ESAAAA

>bottom of the list
brit bongs BTFO

>mentioning other marathons
Bros...can they do that?

>esa is not top

hmmmmmmmmmmm

oh gee i wonder where ESA is on this list

>actively avoid mentioning ESA
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Can’t wait for Bananza Speedruns somewhere down the line

all variants of fag fatales then

>>715109104
>starts smacking the button
>gets looks from the hosts
>keeps smacking it
>...
>alright, here's our question, name a speedrun my-
>smacks the button before he even knows what the question
fucking retard

DOGWATER MUTHAFUCKAS

ummm guys frame fatales????
nig and quick?

common women L

>esa will not be on the list

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

oceanside

Pretty sure they're deliberately not answering ESA at this point.

>>715109201
Are you listening they said it's not included

>>715109217
Cool art.

Why exactly is ESA such a forbidden thing to namedrop at GDQ?

>changed the question
>no one got slipped up
scripted?

>frame fatales at 2
KEEEEEEK

hahaha it's so obvious how can they even think this is subtle

ESAbros?

>>715109196
>name an event that is not gdq or esa
>UHH UMM WHY IS ESA NOT ON LIST?

>>715109284
rules only apply to ESA

ESA?

BSGbros...

>>715109282
he specified that it wont be there. whats the deal with that anyways?

Boo hoo

LMAO

my wife swiftalu

>>715108651
Nothing about it is good, it's fucking dogshit held up only by nostalgia and smelly smash pedos

ESA is verboten

>black in a flash not in the list
RACISTS

>>715109268
They excluded it, probably because it'd be the easiest answer
>but that's the point
Well... I guess they just hate ESA?

>black in a flash not on the board
holy kek

>>715109305
It's only because there's a table in the lobby advertising it.

>>715109293
>>715109316
Considering how much they got interrupted by the spergs I barely heard it

she's a big black in a flash fan

Is /v/ deaf?
He literally said that's not GDQ or ESA.

>>715109362
She smiles like Kirsten Dunst

>>715109345
Riekelt gonna FREAK

>ESA not even on the fucking board
LMAO

>>715108651
comfy

>>715109343
>>715109309
>>715109282
>>715109367
Listen.

>only 5 for RTA in Japan
What?

rip NASA

>>715109409
>He literally said that's not GDQ or ESA.
why is FF on there

brutal mogging of the scores

>>715109409
>Is /v/ deaf?
half of the people are using some script to mute the stream so yes

>>715109397
The answers were solicited in a survey like a week ago.

>Despite all the shilling, the GDQ audience still doesn't care about black-only speedrun
kek

>autists are so mentally unwell they think esa exclusion is some anti esa conspiracy and not just exlcuding a popular answer that is normal in family feud
jesus christ some of you are worse than the trannies

they are literally going to stall for a donation incentive question

Jesus Christ the gums on that woman

>>715109437
>name a speedrunning event that isn't GDQ or ESA

what the fuck is fastest furs?
funny that it beat black flash though

>>715109008
N64 controller does suck. You literally can't hold the controller the same way using the D pad or thumb stick. It's functional but it sucks
Modern Xbox controllers are good but the 360 controller has a dog shit D Pad and is basically only good for dude bro shooters. SNES controller absolutely mogs it.

>>715108651
The way the buttons are sized and positioned makes it feel basically perfect for the types of genres Nintendo comes out with (3D platformers, Adventure games, etc)
But it's definitley not the best controller ever. It has a terrible D pad and second stick. Nintendo actually rereleased the controller with a left bumper so at least that problem is fixed.

>fastest furs
jfc

>fastest furs
Should I even ask?

>Fastest Furs
That better not be what I fucking think it is.

whats this genre of male called

>furfag event
>literally who event

This is extreme bullshit

what in the god damn

there's a furry speedrun event?

>>715109473
Ban all normal men!

where the HECK is esa?

>>715108854
>but his voice is like a cheese grater
thats pretty much every runner, ill take spike over most people that seem like they dont even care about what they're doing

>no reallyreallylongathon
gay

>>715109473
weird, i can't see his messages

>>715109564
>No dogwater
WOKE

>>715109484
Because it is not called GDQ.

>>715109558
Talmudized.

lowest%

"ace"

>>715109564
>Dogwater wasn't on there
>ASM wasn't on there
>that one fucking Ludwig event didn't even make it in
How the fuck did UKSG manage to slide in?

>>715109613
i've never heard of it

>>715109465
That's a lot considering the language barrier.
Only reason it's somehow popular around 4chan is because this is an anime website.

low percent chads

>normal looking girl on your team
death knell for this shit lmao

>>715109594
IT DOESN'T EXIST
BANNED FOR SPEAKING SUCH NONSENSE!!!

>>715109558
faggot

>>715109558
Zoomer content creator.
Natural habitat: green screen, superimposed over video game footage.
Diet: Likes and subscribes.

>no questions about actual games
how am i not surprised

41%

Is this "game show" just a giant vibe check?

Is Dogwater holding an event this year?

hello no oob?

its not on da bwoard

>>715109484
Normalfags answered this.
I assume ESA wasn't included because it's the next biggest event and too obvious.

>>715109646
arbitrary code execution
Those runs where the fuck with memory to rewrite the game, usually to go directly to credits.

>>715109734
Next weekend bro

>>715109594
The question literally was "Name a speedrunning event that isn't GDQ or ESA."
Why do you think ESA was not on the list? I mean really think about it, I know it's a hard question, but..

>>715109594
That's just petty.

>>715109731
It’s an aura farm lil gup

What a shocker. ESA isn't an answer to "name a speedrunning event other than GDQ and ESA".

>70 star
kek fucking retard

>>715109721
KEK

Deathless, dummies

any anons feel like explaining if ESA is actively hated, or just not mentioned because its just an obvious guess?

>>715109780
the african american gentleman is more useless than the woman on the other team

AYO WHITE BOI WE ONLY GOT 2 STRIKES

blindfolded

>>715109780
i think he's going for a "mario 64 is my personality" thing

If you didn't eat breakfast this morning how would you feel?

>>715109698
Kek

>>715109840
jesus christ LISTEN

this is too arbitrary

>>715109840
just too obvious i think, it's second most popular english marathon by far

>>715109840
See >>715109778

no one in that room or twitch chat belongs in my hobby

For fifty points, name a wabbit most wascally.

>>715109894
Murderous

Bunch of coomers jesus

>NIPPLE%
BANNED

>>715109894
But I did a no major skips run of this day so I did eat breakfast.

>>715109894
What are you talking about?
I did eat breakfast.

>>715109778
I may not have been paying attention to the question.

I don't get it

70 star is a better answer than nipple% or romance% desu, those are already meme answers

>>715109917
>>715109928
didnt know if there was a controversy or something jesus you fuckin spergs. i heard it.

>>715109894
not a question
i will never miss eating breakfast
literally the most important meal of the day

This is unbearable.

>>715109894
HUH?
I did it breakfast tho

................

This is dogshit

my wife swiftalu is so smart

>will say nipple%
>wont say tomatoanus
I sincerely can't even figure out where their line is

GUD ANSBER

>>715109894
I did, cracka

Hey maybe put the fucking microphone to your mouth retard

>>715109894
I didn't, but I ate DEENZ for lunch

Would you take your zoomer son to attend GDQ in-person with parental supervision, anon?

>>715109894
I never eat breakfast
Most days I don't have lunch

>>715110045
Anus is apparently worse than Satan

>>715110045
Obviously above the belt

TRANS RIGHTS

I don't wanna host this show no mo.

it's gonna be "frame perfect"

how is skill issue not there
>thats never happened b4

frame perfect you fucking idiots

>>715110140
It's too mean to say, so they removed it.

"are you guys weddy?"

I'd fucking end it if I sounded like a retarded cartoon

>>715109840
I'm guessing it was too obvious, while a lot smaller than GDQ it's still the second biggest global event

>>715109894
I don't even know what breakfast is anymore
I worked night shift and then when I got out I ate a mcdonalds mcmuffin, so is that my dinner or technically breakfast?
retarded concept

and I thought the ESA quiz was painful.

why do they have people who have never played a video game organize this shit?

RNG idiots

clip
glitch
frame
frame perfect
the game gets confused

>>715110092
Cute

>>715110092
why do all 3 of them look like almost the same person?

>>715110045
nipples are swf if they're male nipples but anuses can never be swf :)))

World Record you FUCKING idiots
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE EVERYBODY ON THE SCREEN

>>715110251
OH NO NO NO

>>715110251
Heh

>>715110251
get fucked idiot

https://tehurn.com/
https://tehurn.com/
https://tehurn.com/
https://tehurn.com/

>the black guy continues to be fucking useless
lmao

>>715110251
BTFO

1 - i would prefer if you'd be quiet

>>715110251
LAUGH
LAUGH AT HIM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>715110130
Sam Hyde is so gay and unfunny now

>>715110251
This is the dumbest shit i've ever seen

We're looking for the TOP TEN GDQuotes that were NOT made by Werster while discussing a donation from /srg/

>>715110251
bet you feel dumb now

>>715110251
retard

mmm

>>715110297
Maybe if he ate breakfast he'd be a bit sharper right now.

whats the question

>>715110251
So why aren't you on the Quake leaderboards at all, Limy?

>>715110319
Fucking niggers? SHIT, SHIT, FUCK.

R
N
G

JUST SAY IT

>gameshow slop
how hard is it to have speedrunning in a speedrun event

>>715110251
(YOU)>>715110346

>>715110310
He was better when he was reigned in by his director but he's still funny.

>>715110251
fuck all the anons making fun of you
it's an obvious answer, the people they polled are just fucking retards

>>715110372
Common speedrun lingo

>>715110251
Can I get a qrd? I tuned out of the nepo show.

>>715109558
Male feminist.
Seriously, every leftist male who is trying to show what a filthy rebel he is (but actually very carefully cultivates his appearance hoping that progleft women will fuck him) adopts this look.

I'M FRAME PERFECT

trans rights is common speedrun lingo

>>715110251
Anon choked on his words

skip

>>715110419
can you get a quick kys

>speedrunners
>intelligent
pick one

>tune in
>just in time for a gameshow that goes for another hour
sigh, videogames it is.

>>715110451
fuck, this is gonna be number one isn't it

I swear to fucking god if orb or trans rights is the top answer

>that kid with his mom in the audience
get them out of there

>>715110428
Nigga Bryonato is GAY

"dude nice"

>>715110462
rude

>>715110092
If my spawn were a zoomer I would have had to have had an unplanned pregnancy when I was 15 or 16

What the fuck did I tune into?

Adef actually knows things.

>put all of this effort into setting up boards
>dumbass contestants can only answer two or three of them
lmao

huh i thought skip but then i was like
>no that's too retarded
that's never happened before was free, though

>>715110501
>What type of dude is he?
My Husband. That's what

huh whats gold

FRAME PERFECT?

>>715110581
your smile :)

Gold?

Fuck this retard >>715110251
but actually how the fuck wasn't WR on there now I'm confused

>>715110581
gold split

>>715110610
i only frown anon

>>715110634
gold splitma balls?

>>715110581
you, anon

>>715110581
a mineral

>>715110609
>Error: Duplicate file exists.

none of these peoplez at rhe biggest speedrun event, thought to say thats never happened before?
i said they donr play games, but i wasnr harsh enough. these people dont even watch the main aspect of the event theyre currently attending

>>715110679
actually it's a metal

>the team with several blacks on it
Why did they have to handicap them like that?
And they are still ahead lol

>>715110680
kek, I was half expecting to get the duplicate message myself.

OUTPLAYED

>>715101303
That spider did?!

>>715110691
Neither do I to be fair

I'm not racist but the buck on the green team needs to be broken

What an obnoxious fucking child

jesus fucking christ

When is the next run bros...

>>715110787
stop having homosexual thoughts

WE DID IT REDDIT

>>715110759
kekking