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losing weight is... LE BAD!
Threadly reminder that Doctors Without Borders:
>provides medical supplies and treatment to ISIS fighters
>provides food and water to known terrorist cells
>provides food and medical aid to migrants attempting to illegally enter foreign nations
>works with the Soros Foundation to smuggle illegal aliens across borders
>personally commits illegal human trafficking
>exchanges food, water, and drugs for sex
>launders money using the GDQ event
>supports the act of shitting your pants live on stream
>supports crossdressing and harassing the differently-abled live on stream
>supports the use of flashing imagery to induce epileptic seizures
Let's break 3 hazillion this GDQ!
Thank you baker
Has spike finished his run yet, or should I keep the stream off?
i think dk is pretty cool
i dont like how the redesign tones the cool factor down
>>715103280I also noticed he looked a bit slimmer. Good for him.
>>715103330might be done in like 15-20 minutes
>>715103330Just wait until you see a RATE the run post and then wait a few minutes more.
It's amazing how bland Returns is while being a good game at the same time
There's nothing wrong with it but...why play this over the other ones
>>715103382>he finishedDid he clean it up afterwards?
I cant take any more of this, /v/
Farewell
>>715103301i figured as much
thanks for putting in the effort anon
AHAHAHAHAHA DUDE THAT CUTSCENE WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
WORTH THE BUILDUP
How do you guys feel about bananas?
>>715103450Hard hat would have saved him (and you).
>>715103450get some new material
>>715103518Love em. And their peels soaked in waters help my peppers grow.
>>715103518They taste fine but i hate the texture.
>>715103518They're okay. Not bad not great
Grapes>Oranges>Strawberries>Apples>Limes>Lemons>Bananas>rest of the fruit is shit
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how do I download high quality videos from xvideos?
>>715103435Impressive, very nice
I'm assuming that's a TAS - seems too perfect for somebody playing it RTA
>>715103295i get the feeling none of this remotely true
I just turned in but I can't imagine all the extremely unfunny Diddy jokes that took place during this run
My condolences Diddy Kong fans
>>715103518they cause my tongue to break out when i eat them. same with pineapples. idk why
>>715103695someone did the skip during ESA, 2nd try
>>715103518The best snack fruit I'd say.
Good taste and no washing, chopping , or sticky mess clean-up.
Goes great as a flavoring for other deserts like milkshakes, smoothies, banana bread, and pudding.
I'M SPIKEVEGETA AND I LOVE YELLING
>>715103695No way that's TAS, otherwise it would go completely crazy with egg shenanigans.
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>>715103652>rest of the fruit is shitYou have been banned from Georgia
A ripe peach is one of the best fruits you can eat
I'm also a huge fan of raspberries and blueberries
>>715103363rouge a freak fr fr
>>715103828Try saskatoon berries if you get the chance, youll love them.
>>715103301So, the best watched GDQ is in the middle of the pack (inflation adjusted) and the current dogshit is in the middle of the pack too.
Lends credence behind Vegana's words about things evolving.
So they have optimized for a safe middle of the road donation squeezing (and got even better at it, like a telemarathon of old) and whatever talent is not on board with it, they don't care because it doesn't affect the bottom line that much.
>>715103194 (OP)miggin with bananas
>>715103695actually It was my first time playthrough
>>715103652and Avocado beats all of those to the punch
Reminder that you can hydrate and grab a snack at the same time (speed tech)
>>715103758>someone did the skip during ESA, 2nd tryGoddamn, impressive
>>715103716It's common knowledge, moron
They've been doing this for at least ten years now
>>715103301>>715103465>>715103509>>715103864New thread same post. Donations are middle of the pack despite record low viewership
>>715103518They're B-tier if you get the Cavendish variety from the store. But they can get bumped up to a B+/A- if you try some of the better varieties from asian grocery stores (or grow them yourself - you can get a banana to produce in 6-12 months. They grow incredibly fast.)
With yt-dlp you can download any video you want.
Wink wink ;-)
>>715103907Doesn't save that much time unless you're also shitsting while you're at it.
>>715103828Hm I forgot about raspberries I'll give you that anon
>>715103906>F tier fruitDisgusting
>>715103907What's he up to these days after making the movie?
>>715103435How did you get this webm of my first time playing Yoshi's Island? Game sucks btw
>>715103835Helping people in danger without taking any sides is exactly what they should do
>>715103280nah he is fat and ugly as ever
lying is against gdq tos
>>715103518peanut butter banana sandwich
banana in my cereal
me happy
>>715103964>inflation adjustedWhat about average wage? Living expenses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNbkv_DJ0f0
>last time i got invested wasn't a run
>turn stream on
>loud faggot spikevegeta
>turn stream off
simple as
>>715104039He's definitely thinner.
>>715104009>without taking sides>picks people up 5 miles from the shore and exclusively drives them hundreds of miles to drop them off
Can really tell that spikevegeta believes the charity 1st, entertainment 2nd and speedrun showcase 3rd.
Constantly turning around to talk to the couch and audience and then dying, bringing up some unrelated story from 12 years ago when he was practicing and this cute girl walked by and dying twice during the story he's telling because it's so important that he gets distracted.
Definitely a third rate speedrunner.
>>715103695nah, this is done in RTA. very hard though. been around a long time.
>>715104051median wages barely improved over the years
expenses should be lining up with inflation
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wtf guys
Surprised they're not saving Metroid for the final day like always. What's an Ice run?
Also
>Buy an Ad Bethesda
>An hour more of this guy
i'm out
>>715103835>doctors without borders helped people... without caring about borderswow, any other incredible insights for us?
I know this is inconvenient for the schizo narratives some of you try to force, but spike is not and has never been gdq staff
>>715104009Fuck off, we're full.
>>715104207He's on the last world tho. Probably 15 min
>Playing HD
>The one with shittier load times
Also
>>715103280for an american he looks fine for the rest of the world he is Obese not morbidly but getting there
>>715104202They have to do the run while they're being deported.
>>715104073Sorry anon, that's not a speedrun, and from the threads last night during the rhythm game, that disqualifies it from anything above a ZZZ rating
>>715104051Honestly breaking it down into purchasing power adjusted dollars is a gigantic pain in the arse.
That said, "living expenses" is literally what the CPI is. It's an Index of Prices paid by Consumers, if you will
>>715104230if he transitions back to male he could appeal as being a different person
>>715104207Please don't post things that will make me sad
>>715104189white is comparatively a warmer color than blue so the black near the white appears warmer
>>715104314I'm a Zebesian. And I hope everyone else in this thread is too
>>715104230these twitch bigots are gonna be to blame if she suicides
people don't act like this in real life, it's what makes it so annoying. nobody is this hyper all the fucking time
>>715104230deserves whatever he gets after going insane and shitting all over his old fans. You can't just take all that back
>>715104202There's 2 different low% categories for Super Metroid, since they both get 14% of the items. They're playing the category where you get the ice beam.
>>715104230That's his fault
He spend the past decade acting like a complete and utter unstable psychopath, it's not wonder GDQ doesn't want him.
>>715104431didnt the same shit happen with a smash melee player who got banned
>>715103864Yeah they're definitely settling down into a nice comfy corporate NGO. Laundering Yetee and Fangamer money while getting two weeks a year with a captive audience instead of getting real jobs. Not a bad gig if I'm being honest
>>715104462entertainment show
Just joined. Has spike stopped talking for more than 3 seconds this run?
>>715104230why's it banned?
>>715104462They do when they're nerds giddy to hang out with their friends
>>715104462It's like HR is watching everyone in the room so they pretend to be happy
UH OH TWO FLOATING HANDS NINTENDO BOSS ALERT
>>715104462WOOOOO
AMAZING post, amazing
that is so incredible, oh god, can we keep the donations going? let's go woooooo
>>715104556nudity and constantly talking about killing himself
>>715104509That makes sense, thanks
>>715104556threatened to shoot up either twitch hq or twitchcon during a stream meltdown
>>715104526Why did you feel the need to remind us of the fun we're supposedly having?
>>715104556es un reptil con una pistola.
>retro studios' creativity stems to another giant head with two hands boss
they're a huge cliche but I love a head-and-hands boss
>>715104592>HR is watchingCant be fucked finding it, but did you see the clip of Spike coming out of the crowd to tell off the couch for talking about jiggle physics?
I had this entire run muted. Someone rate it a F for me when it's over. Thanks.
This isn't even a speed run, its just pure speed fun!
>>715104462Do you also seethe about wrestling or bikini armor?
If you do, do you have a "best of" reel?
I think most of you hating on spike are just salty about comments he made once and your inner reddit "le resistance" against the man! mentality. Your words say hes loud and annoying, but deep down you donr really fwel that, youre just saying that because it sounds more objective and believable.
He is one of the most charismatic people at any of these events, and unlike many he is focused on games.
You all are very bad at choosing your battles, firing from rhe hip in all directions.
>but but 4chan told me he staff, its nepotism!
he isnt staff and most of his runs get rejected. hes a better speaker than runner and they know it
Alright I'm back. Please tell me that's the last Spikevegeta run for this maraton
>>715104236You deserve to live in mumbai
the hate for spike is unfounded. he's one of the most normal people there
>Finally it's over
>It can't get worse than that, right?
>>715104770>He is one of the most charismatic people at any of these events,yeah I dont really get the hate
who the fuck is breathing into the mic
>>715104818Lotta incels itt
>>715104828SSS for trans rights
>>715104828ZZZ for chud rights
>>715104828F for spike and trans rights and dono reading
Anyone rating this above a D should be considered a troll and ignored
>>715104828C
too long, got old pretty quickly
>>715104828D for scripted couch
>>715104828C it was a speedrun and spikes annoying voice will never make his run greater then a B for me..
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>>715104828I'm doin' him a B
>>715104828Bit annoying but impressive. at least its not another pokemon circlejerk. B
>>715104828F for fuck spike and trans rights
>>715104828C for Cikevegata.
>>715104462yes because people in real life constantly seethe at imaginary people and problems they made up.in their head and say everything and everyone sucks, just like you lmfao
>>715104770okay spike
i'm still not watching your run
>>715104818there's nothing wrong with him he's just annoying
>>715104818He's trying to be entertaining and I respect it
>>715104828D for drek
Fuck you Spikevegeta suck my limp cock
>>715104381>Please don't post things that will make me sadThis GDQ
>>715104828B
That run was pretty fun to watch
>>715104828C+
Goddamn those donations and that fucking host. Luv me donkey kong and i don't mind spike as a runner
>>715104828F insufferable
I bought this just to watch GDQ
>>715104828B for Banana
Say what you will about Spike, that was a decent speedrun with minimal trans-rights and a good couch
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whats your guys' issue with spike?
I saw the rating image and noticed that Rose and Camellia was S-tier.
It's literally game where you slap fight anime bitches.
The runners and couch weren't even funny.
/v being edgy again
>>715105092>Giving the last of what you have to help Gokubased
>>715104828B+
Pretty solid, even with Spike shouting over everything.
>>715105130I think we all had a Spike phase in our life where we thought we were really funny and charming and in reality we were just annoying and it probably hurts them to be reminded of that
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>>715104821im so close to earning my shirt
Spike is genuinely more likeable rhan any of you fags seething about him over nothing
>>715105139You had to be there. A lot of the S rated runs don't work as VODs. That being said, it's overrated because the rest of the event is so bad in comparison.
>>715105159What's the R stand for?
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>>715104828ZZZ
Super soiboi
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>>715104520They have successfully canalized the nerd autism on a couch into a reddit-safe corporate entertainment.
They will live for quite some years with their aging audience earning more money (and routinely staying without kids), so their future is stable.
Also, there's some space for a number two, so ESA is inevitably going in the same direction.
Everybody else is welcome to find a drastically different format or die out.
So it goes.
>>715104236Human trafficking is a crime against citizens of the destination nation. The traffickers are helping people at the expense of non-criminal people.
>>715105159>spike telling anybody to dial it back a bitgeg
>>715104828C, decent, but too many mistakes and dull jokes
whatever happened to them not shilling games that just came out
>>715105130Grating voice and he's a little bit hypocritical about fun and skill in runs.
>>715105509they went corporate
>>715105509an envelope full of cash is a great motivator
>>715105130He owes me sex
>>715104828ZZZ nobody must watch this shit
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late on this one
>>715105468A nation that lets people die in the sea is a criminal organization
>>715105431This is apparently a different person and not cosmonarcinova btw
>>715103518Good in combination with other foods or as a pre-workout snack. Not worth eating otherwise.
>>715105641Goodnight, sleep well :)
which game is this guy talking about that took him 50 hours to beat and 1-2h per boss? not doom I hope
>>715105641wake up bitch, time to suffer some more
>>715105641but that horse is awake
>>715103435How did you get this webm of my first time playing Yoshi's Island blindfolded? Game is kino btw.
>>715104828C
Way too much fucking energy for me. I feel like Spike doesn't understand that talking constantly doesn't necessarily mean entertaining. He's the American Argick. Good game, at least.
Good lord more Nintendo shit on the horizon
>>715104828B for the black people that donkey kong looks like
>>715105159Was this posted recently and if so which run was he talking about?
>>715104828ZZZ
ruined by massive faggot
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>>715105249>showcase>gameshow>checkpoint
>>715105943>Neporun marker added Fucking kek
This donation reader sounds drunk
>>715105943thats a lot of red runs was the medium for this events like a C or B?
>>715105509the floodgates came down when they had to let that troon run the new zelda game
When we are hitting 1 MILLION DOLLARS WEEEEW im gonna dilate in celebration of this wonderful cause. I hope yall are gonna join me to celebrate this milestone of the speedrun community. Trans rights my fellow xisters. Hooooooyp
>>715105682Take meds....
Sea it?
Medsiterranean?
Also blocking transports, even to the traffickers desperation, is not criminal. Borders are borders.
Autistic brains get obsessed with a single thing and never think about or entertain anything else on that topic.
DOA6 devs when asked if theyd tone down sexiness they were like yeah sure, but /v/ ran with that and to this day ignore how sexy the characters and outfits in the game are.
Murder investigations? Theres hundreds, but 4chan autists only ever talk about Chris Watts and Steven McDaniel.
Likewise, Spike saya one thing, and everything, EVERYTHING else is permanently flushed from the autistic mind.
The people who browse reddit or gdq chat are one extreme of detestable humans, the headcases here are another. You are equally subhuman trash as the people attending this event, just a different flavor
I just started watching today
Best runs so far?
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>>715105943Something doesn't feel right here...
So the bunnysuit is one size bigger than my size
>>715104962your pink world is at redd*t
>>715105875>He's the American Argickhooooly it's true
>>715106163An anon did a run to greggs once, that was probably the best thing happening during this event.
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>>715105943>using the modified chart that memoryholed that one F rating anon bragged aboutebin
>>715106402what did he get
>>715105943I wasn't even sure if the lone dot was an D or F but I think I nailed it.
>>715106091Currently a C. I'm a bit surprised since there's a lot of shit runs and barely any good ones.
This donation reader really needs to speak like 13% faster
>>715105943Something feels missing
I'm sure all the money from the Shinobi ad goes to charity too
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>showcase
>checkpoint
Alright see yall in 2 hours
>you didn't get to hear me
keep it that way
Yell fucking louder into the mic, not like it already boosts the volume of your voice or anything.
>>715106154People care about Chris watts and McDaniels because they were interesting examples and have some of the best available interviews and information. They were also disproportionately represented both online and in the news compared to other murder investigations
>>715106491Kicked out for being racist.
The lineup this year has been complete ass.
>>715106534Do you have the totals for the other events?
All this time I thought they were talking about a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure speedrun...
Okay seriously though, is this host drunk?
It's not just me that can hear the alcohol through the screen, right?
>Shoujo
Who names themselves girl?
>rights of classic 2D game given to faggy western studio to make a generic LGBT metroidvania version
someone tell these japanese companies to stop giving out rights like candy
when spike finally troons out i hope his name becomes spikevagina, that'd be pretty funny, i think
oh boy, i cant wait to tune into the speedrunning event... for a... gameshow?
>>715103864>>715103964From a glance it seems like the money was drying up in 2016 and they started going overboard with the backroom deals
>>715104009I'd have thought if they were serious about the no borders thing they'd just set up shop on the coast all these people were departing from, opposed to the one thats hundreds of miles away from where they are. It's almost like it's not about providing health care but rather facilitating people trafficking? Weird.
>>715106715You already know the answer.
I wonder if he's still incessant on wearing his "I'm totally not balding" hat.
>>715106534You really need to ignore all the SSS ratings during nepo runs, overestimates, and ads as they're obviously spammers
>>715106180Don't post pits
>cauliflower pizza
>my partner
>>715105943>Tfw I missed TrannEW
>>715106781It's sleepy time anyway.
>>715103435I remember that one Yoshi's Island run with the pinoy boomer during one of the online-only covid GDQs where he did this and it was fucking awesome
>>715106867I think you spam ratings anon, and are projecting.
>>715106781Just enjoy the run.
>>715105909It was a Mario 3D Land run from years where the couch was goofing around and not taking it seriously. Same crew did a MKWii run somewhat recently.
>>715106689Usually I keep them in https://git.ecker.tech/mrq/vee-speedrun-ratings/src/branch/master/archive/ but it seems like I didn't for AGDQ2025.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi0zTiQaa2w
Im gonna guess whatever this gameshow is, it wont be as comfy as this.
(trigger warning for anti spike snowflakes)
>>715106932never posted more than 1 rating per run. I also always give an explanation as to why I rate something the way I do. ITT:
>>715104928
>>715105081>1440p monitor for a stream that doesn't output 1440p
>>715107031I'll hate fuck her desu
>>715107008>spiekvegeta in video disliked, rated 1 star, sent a copyright strike + left a nasty comment
>gameshow
cringe or cringekino?
>>715106815Yeah I agree. The OG runs seem to be mostly devoid of the egregious last-minute donations
There's no WAY people are collectively donating >$500k in the final six hours
>>715107139Spike used to be alright
>marginalized speedrunners
>>715107234speedrunners are THE most persecuted group in human history
>>715106526>owning someones shitty rating and bragging about it just to get it removedthat would be warioCHAD move, only no one will believe it
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>>715107130>desuMONGO TOURIST! MONGO TOURIST!
>>715107031Looks like Danny Elfman from the Little Girls music video
>>715106534You need to tally the average per game, not all ranking dot positions.
>>715105092I hate to bring up the troons rights topic again but this kind of thing really makes me think and put into perspective how fucking stupid the whole charade is. People who've never really had it even close to bad, who have been privileged their whole lives, acting like other people not wanting to play pretend with them is comparable to preventing cancer and whatever MSF claims to be helping with.
>>715105159This coming from the guy who doesn't let anyone get a word in when he commentates
>>715107139funny, i thought he was in it but i got mixed up with another video. still, like spike its charismatic white guys having dun so you should probably avoid it anyway
Start the game(show) already.
>>715107276He's right. If that was your favorite run you're not much into speedrunning, you just wanted entertainment.
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Can you guys guess where I am?
>>715107031The thumbnail looks like SDT
So how fucked are we with the next... speedrun? Surely...
>>715107457That's one of my favorite runs and I'm into speedrunning. Or I was before it became fucking lame.
why the stalling? isn't this just an elevated "checkpoint" segment?
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jesus christ
i wonder if there will be questions harder than guessing the sound effects of mario coins and sonic rings
>>715105875Based. Spike and Argick are insufferable
Just got up. I miss any cringekino since the horse game?
>>715107523I'm gonna need you to shout nigger to confirm
>>715107276what run was he referring to here, and did he delete that second tweet
>>715107337>you care about something? Well did you ever think about the quadruple amputee kid in Africa with harlequin ichthyosis who is starving while being tortured by roving rape gangs?0 IQ, argue better
this chibi chick is as annoying as chibi
>>715107632I fail to see the problem with that?
>>715106534is this weighing all the votes or just the total grades of the runs. you can see a lot of the red shit runs have 2-3 dozen votes whereas the high votes are in the several dozens so its just averaging out to a C. its probably closer to a D
>>715107337Africa is bad because it's filled with Africans
Hope that helps
>>715107773Strawman, argue better.
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>...And for no reason at all.
GDQ used to seem like a thing only ultranerds would give a shit about, that the normalfags who play games and casuals wouldnt even know existed in 2013 or 2014
now its about guessing mario coin sound effects, making the cake is a lie jokes, etc and feels like its aimed at the lowest common denominator ultra casual gamers who barely play games, if at all.
how the times change
>>715107806I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
>>715107808>they can think for themselvesThis is THE slippery slope into CP btw.
>>715107808But also you'd better not date a 25 year old CHILD, their brains are not MATURE yet
are forsen emotes still autoban in chat?
>>715107929just like the chart
>>715107808>Uhmmm I dont have the crayons to explain this properly to you
>>715107808this is shit that legitimately needs to be reported to the police
>>715107808>children can think for themselves>t. has never talked to a child
>>715107808We have an age of consent because we decided collectively that children could not reasonably consent to sexual relations with adults. Would these people like to take issue with that as well, or is it only lifelong permanent gender alternations that children can decide?
>>715103518they're just okay
apples and watermelon mog it hard though
>>715107649both of them are fine jesus christ why does everything need to be low energy
>event to fund MSF
>not a single mention of palestine or israel
Hmm, curious!
Wait did they have an incentive just to attention whore?
chris hansen still does stings catching child predators. just send him here
the side view on that asian lad
he has no chin
I thought that guy was diet Paulister for a second then.
ahh great another nepo show
half a mind to instant z this shit right now
>>715108183I gotcha senpai, mig here
>>715093182
>>715108128Hi spike! Please don't do any more runs.
yo that's the nigger than ran quake like SHIT
someone do a K for this nepo thing for me
This is just a fucking ESA segment but with the cringe ramped up 1000%
voting for /ourgirl/'s team
this looks like it belongs in a crowbcat video
>>715108069You misunderstood. He has talked to children, he now wants to legalize his conversations with children. He wants to legalize what he has done to children.
did mike uyama clone himself
>>715108128They're not. If you watch Argick at UKSG or old videos of spike, they're still charismatic but not nearly as annoying. They're forcing this hyper persona and it's extremely obvious.
>dude, unstyled mullet and patchy mustache
Who popularized this "haircut" in the last five years and have they been in any amount of great pain lately?
that fat nog definitely stomps alright
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>>715108348the cringekino could be good
post her feet and bikini pics
Well that's enough of this gay fucking shit.
Quake runner "I don't play FPS"
Wolfenstein woman who arguably had the most annoying run so far
Bobbeh who's forced himself into everything this run
I sure know who I want to win and it's not the niggers
>>715108380cheeks too bloated
Cannot believe they got Asian Elmer Fudd to host this. Hilarious
>>715108337I know that scream...
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adef better stomp this other team, so fucking sick of anarchy, limy, and bobbeigh
Damn this gonna suck right?
>>715108337why are they dressed like fishers? What does fishing have to do with playing baseball? If you are going to make fun of the south at least be funny
>>715105943Rose and Carmella might be the best were gonna get this year
I feel bad that I'm so bothered by the guy's voice. I know that I speak weird sometimes as well.
>>715108486half the people on each team are staff
>>715108446I want the nig team, the non-nig team and the hosts to work retail jobs until sixty.
>>715107667>0 responsesbased.. go me with the sleep schedule!
IT'S FAMILY FEUD, WE FUCKING GET IT
This is fine event I guess for stalling
>gamecube
i fucking hate tendies so much
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You want speedlun??
FUCK YOU PIG, You get theatle!!
>chat prediction is still taking bets for another 5 minutes
>the game is already in progress
braindead twitch mods
>was about to ask how Rose and Camellia got such a high rating
>quickly google the game
>a game about beating up woman
theres no way that actually got ran- when is that vod getting uploaded? There has to be more to it than that
WHO THE FUCK HAS PLAYED A WII U YOU CLOWN
It's an ENTERTAINMENT EVENT first guys!!!!!
What's so good about the GameCube controller? Ergonomic?
>>715108128everything makes more sense when you realize 4chan is full of south americans and europoors who would rather watch a barely literate german or russian mumble through some job simulator or soccer game.
just look at the soccer spam on /sp/ and remember the same thing happens here just without country flags
xbox one controller is superior tho wtf is this list do these people even game?
gamecube??? WII REMOTE??????
>Gambling on a Wii U Controller being a popular choice
Come on man
YOU GOT AN X
AND YOU GET AN X
Why is this fat black chick pastered all over this event?
>>715108618https://youtu.be/n2bIU42Jt_U
people hated the wii remote you dumbfuck
did that nigga seriously say wii u pro controller
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>>715108480Yes. Also reminder they have a concert.
>dual sense>no dual shockThe fucking state of GDQ normalfags.
>>715105918Why did /v rate this S
>>715108693fr my man im getting debra wilsoned the fuck out with her this week
Kek, they couldn't believe it
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>>715108007imagine how proud he must be of that as Twitch is still forced to pay him millions of Euros per year
The switch 2 pro controller is really good
>snes controlleroh so this is just bait
>>715108570Kill me, Pete.
>>715108462he reminds me of an asian Guillemo, also holy fuck that lisp is bad loool
obviously xbox 360, can't believe it wasn't first. everyone had one of those for pc
>not a single person said the Saturn pad
>modern xbox controller
KILL YOURSELVES
>he pronounced it "suh-ness"
>modern xbox
>360
what the fuck is this again?
>>715108128If genuine hype was a 5 then spike would be a 7, he tries to be enthusiast in a way but you can tell it's slightly fake
but his voice is like a cheese grater and you are a faggot so it doesn't matter
>>715108570put me down Pete
>>715108651it's shaped completely randomly so that means it's good
>the gdq audience sucks
B A S E D
>>715108670Yeah idk about Gamecube being best (he might have just guessed that there were a lot of nintendies in the audience) but PS1-PS2 are the best. Xbox's original fatass controller had a very weird feel and their analog placement is dumb.
I think the GDQ audience SUCKS
>>715108651Apart from the C-Nipple it fits nicely. And they've change the nipple to a second control stick in most re-issues, plus an extra Z button.
@GDQAudience We are so, so sorry for this #SGDQ2025
>modern xbox
it's sad how xbox has completely lost its identity
>>715108884there's a spark of hope
He's going to be put down by the GDQ staffs
>gcn controller
>not dominant
>the GDQ audience sucks
Most true statement ever
>>715108806Barely anybody bought a GameCube though.
Why are X360 and "modern Xbox" different answers?
They've had the same controller for three generations.
>proof you don't suck by paying, suckers
>don't accept dualshock
>but dualshock 2 and 4 are there
That's fucking bullshit.
>>715108803Xbox 360 controller has an absolutely dog shit D pad. Everyone having a controller doesn't mean it's good
Think MODERN first and then think WIDESPREAD second. Stop naming stuff that was on one single console and then never again. Use your brain.
D O N A T E !!
LETS GO TWITCH CHAT
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
anyone who even remotely participates in video game conversation would know people would say xbox.
the surprise about xbox and LE N64 SUX is concrete proof these fags watch youtube videos, at best
Do people actual travel large distances to be in the audience of the this event?
>>715108651It's fine, the 8 way gated sticks are nice, but no L1, no L3 or R3, no select and a tiny shitty dpad. I really don't get the love.
>donation shilling on top of this
Nah I'm out. This day apart from one run has been as bad as day 1 and 2. Utterly unwatchable shitshow of an event. Rate this a ZZZ for me please.
>how many zoomers answered this survey?
adef secretly /our guy/? snes controller was a dumbfuck guess tho
>TRANS RIGHTS
That's it, I'm off. Rate this segment a ZZZZ for me if you guys do ratings.
>>715108725Because it was fucking amazing.
>>715109014it just has soul okay?
Damn my boy Shen is getting fat
>nigger can't follow rules
>>715108935>15 votes more than second>Not dominant
These retards are ruining their own show.
>name a speedrunning man-
>MINECRAFT!
>>715108961No it isn't
the 360 controller had the worst dpad on earth and was unusable except for quick swap slop
the xbox one and series x controller are fairly similar though, so there's that
I can't watch this shit anymore.
Rate it Z for me, I'm out.
>>715108991The question was not "do you like this controller". It's "how many people in the crowd named it". Xbox 360 would have been extremely obvious given how widespread it was, and then Xbox One as the successor to it.
NOOOO SHUT IT DOWN THERE ARE NO OTHER SPEEDRUNNING EVENTS OTHER THAN GDQ ESPECIALLY NOT ESAAAA
>bottom of the list
brit bongs BTFO
>mentioning other marathons
Bros...can they do that?
>esa is not top
hmmmmmmmmmmm
oh gee i wonder where ESA is on this list
>actively avoid mentioning ESA
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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Can’t wait for Bananza Speedruns somewhere down the line
all variants of fag fatales then
>>715109104>starts smacking the button>gets looks from the hosts>keeps smacking it>...>alright, here's our question, name a speedrun my->smacks the button before he even knows what the questionfucking retard
ummm guys frame fatales????
nig and quick?
>esa will not be on the list
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Pretty sure they're deliberately not answering ESA at this point.
>>715109201Are you listening they said it's not included
Why exactly is ESA such a forbidden thing to namedrop at GDQ?
>changed the question
>no one got slipped up
scripted?
>frame fatales at 2
KEEEEEEK
hahaha it's so obvious how can they even think this is subtle
>>715109196>name an event that is not gdq or esa>UHH UMM WHY IS ESA NOT ON LIST?
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>>715109284rules only apply to ESA
>>715109282he specified that it wont be there. whats the deal with that anyways?
>>715108651Nothing about it is good, it's fucking dogshit held up only by nostalgia and smelly smash pedos
>black in a flash not in the list
RACISTS
>>715109268They excluded it, probably because it'd be the easiest answer
>but that's the pointWell... I guess they just hate ESA?
>black in a flash not on the board
holy kek
>>715109305It's only because there's a table in the lobby advertising it.
>>715109293>>715109316Considering how much they got interrupted by the spergs I barely heard it
she's a big black in a flash fan
Is /v/ deaf?
He literally said that's not GDQ or ESA.
>>715109362She smiles like Kirsten Dunst
>>715109345Riekelt gonna FREAK
>ESA not even on the fucking board
LMAO
>only 5 for RTA in Japan
What?
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>>715109409>He literally said that's not GDQ or ESA.why is FF on there
brutal mogging of the scores
>>715109409>Is /v/ deaf?half of the people are using some script to mute the stream so yes
>>715109397The answers were solicited in a survey like a week ago.
>Despite all the shilling, the GDQ audience still doesn't care about black-only speedrun
kek
>autists are so mentally unwell they think esa exclusion is some anti esa conspiracy and not just exlcuding a popular answer that is normal in family feud
jesus christ some of you are worse than the trannies
they are literally going to stall for a donation incentive question
Jesus Christ the gums on that woman
>>715109437>name a speedrunning event that isn't GDQ or ESA
what the fuck is fastest furs?
funny that it beat black flash though
>>715109008N64 controller does suck. You literally can't hold the controller the same way using the D pad or thumb stick. It's functional but it sucks
Modern Xbox controllers are good but the 360 controller has a dog shit D Pad and is basically only good for dude bro shooters. SNES controller absolutely mogs it.
>>715108651The way the buttons are sized and positioned makes it feel basically perfect for the types of genres Nintendo comes out with (3D platformers, Adventure games, etc)
But it's definitley not the best controller ever. It has a terrible D pad and second stick. Nintendo actually rereleased the controller with a left bumper so at least that problem is fixed.
>fastest furs
Should I even ask?
>Fastest Furs
That better not be what I fucking think it is.
>Midwest Speedfest and RTA Japan named
whats this genre of male called
>furfag event
>literally who event
there's a furry speedrun event?
>>715109473Ban all normal men!
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>fastest furs
>>715108854>but his voice is like a cheese graterthats pretty much every runner, ill take spike over most people that seem like they dont even care about what they're doing
>no reallyreallylongathon
gay
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>>715109473weird, i can't see his messages
>>715109564>No dogwaterWOKE
>>715109484Because it is not called GDQ.
>>715109564>Dogwater wasn't on there>ASM wasn't on there>that one fucking Ludwig event didn't even make it inHow the fuck did UKSG manage to slide in?
>>715109613i've never heard of it
>>715109465That's a lot considering the language barrier.
Only reason it's somehow popular around 4chan is because this is an anime website.
>normal looking girl on your team
death knell for this shit lmao
>>715109594IT DOESN'T EXIST
BANNED FOR SPEAKING SUCH NONSENSE!!!
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>>715109558Zoomer content creator.
Natural habitat: green screen, superimposed over video game footage.
Diet: Likes and subscribes.
>no questions about actual games
how am i not surprised
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41%
Is this "game show" just a giant vibe check?
Is Dogwater holding an event this year?
>>715109484Normalfags answered this.
I assume ESA wasn't included because it's the next biggest event and too obvious.
>>715109646arbitrary code execution
Those runs where the fuck with memory to rewrite the game, usually to go directly to credits.
>>715109734Next weekend bro
>>715109594The question literally was "Name a speedrunning event that isn't GDQ or ESA."
Why do you think ESA was not on the list? I mean really think about it, I know it's a hard question, but..
>>715109594That's just petty.
>>715109731It’s an aura farm lil gup
What a shocker. ESA isn't an answer to "name a speedrunning event other than GDQ and ESA".
>70 star
kek fucking retard
any anons feel like explaining if ESA is actively hated, or just not mentioned because its just an obvious guess?
>>715109780the african american gentleman is more useless than the woman on the other team
AYO WHITE BOI WE ONLY GOT 2 STRIKES
>>715109780i think he's going for a "mario 64 is my personality" thing
If you didn't eat breakfast this morning how would you feel?
>>715109840jesus christ LISTEN
>>715109840just too obvious i think, it's second most popular english marathon by far
no one in that room or twitch chat belongs in my hobby
For fifty points, name a wabbit most wascally.
>>715109894But I did a no major skips run of this day so I did eat breakfast.
>>715109894What are you talking about?
I did eat breakfast.
dumbass
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>>715109778I may not have been paying attention to the question.
worms
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70 star is a better answer than nipple% or romance% desu, those are already meme answers
>>715109917>>715109928didnt know if there was a controversy or something jesus you fuckin spergs. i heard it.
>>715109894not a question
i will never miss eating breakfast
literally the most important meal of the day
>>715109894HUH?
I did it breakfast tho
dude
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my wife swiftalu is so smart
>will say nipple%
>wont say tomatoanus
I sincerely can't even figure out where their line is
Hey maybe put the fucking microphone to your mouth retard
>>715109894I didn't, but I ate DEENZ for lunch
Would you take your zoomer son to attend GDQ in-person with parental supervision, anon?
>>715109894I never eat breakfast
Most days I don't have lunch
>>715110045Anus is apparently worse than Satan
>>715110045Obviously above the belt
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I don't wanna host this show no mo.
it's gonna be "frame perfect"
how is skill issue not there
>thats never happened b4
frame perfect you fucking idiots
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>>715110140It's too mean to say, so they removed it.
"are you guys weddy?"
I'd fucking end it if I sounded like a retarded cartoon
>>715109840I'm guessing it was too obvious, while a lot smaller than GDQ it's still the second biggest global event
>>715109894I don't even know what breakfast is anymore
I worked night shift and then when I got out I ate a mcdonalds mcmuffin, so is that my dinner or technically breakfast?
retarded concept
and I thought the ESA quiz was painful.
why do they have people who have never played a video game organize this shit?
clip
glitch
frame
frame perfect
the game gets confused
>>715110092why do all 3 of them look like almost the same person?
>>715110045nipples are swf if they're male nipples but anuses can never be swf :)))
World Record you FUCKING idiots
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE EVERYBODY ON THE SCREEN
>>715110251get fucked idiot
https://tehurn.com/
https://tehurn.com/
https://tehurn.com/
https://tehurn.com/
>the black guy continues to be fucking useless
lmao
1 - i would prefer if you'd be quiet
>>715110251LAUGH
LAUGH AT HIM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>715110130Sam Hyde is so gay and unfunny now
>>715110251This is the dumbest shit i've ever seen
We're looking for the TOP TEN GDQuotes that were NOT made by Werster while discussing a donation from /srg/
>>715110251bet you feel dumb now
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>>715110297Maybe if he ate breakfast he'd be a bit sharper right now.
>>715110251So why aren't you on the Quake leaderboards at all, Limy?
>>715110319Fucking niggers? SHIT, SHIT, FUCK.
>I LOST THE RUN TO RNG DOOD!
>gameshow slop
how hard is it to have speedrunning in a speedrun event
>>715110310He was better when he was reigned in by his director but he's still funny.
>>715110251fuck all the anons making fun of you
it's an obvious answer, the people they polled are just fucking retards
>>715110372Common speedrun lingo
>>715110251Can I get a qrd? I tuned out of the nepo show.
>>715109558Male feminist.
Seriously, every leftist male who is trying to show what a filthy rebel he is (but actually very carefully cultivates his appearance hoping that progleft women will fuck him) adopts this look.
trans rights is common speedrun lingo
>>715110251Anon choked on his words
>>715110419can you get a quick kys
>speedrunners
>intelligent
pick one
>we're all just really intelligent
>tune in
>just in time for a gameshow that goes for another hour
sigh, videogames it is.
>>715110451fuck, this is gonna be number one isn't it
I swear to fucking god if orb or trans rights is the top answer
>that kid with his mom in the audience
get them out of there
>>715110428Nigga Bryonato is GAY
>>715110092If my spawn were a zoomer I would have had to have had an unplanned pregnancy when I was 15 or 16
What the fuck did I tune into?
Adef actually knows things.
>put all of this effort into setting up boards
>dumbass contestants can only answer two or three of them
lmao
huh i thought skip but then i was like
>no that's too retarded
that's never happened before was free, though
>>715110501>What type of dude is he?My Husband. That's what
Fuck this retard
>>715110251but actually how the fuck wasn't WR on there now I'm confused
>>715110610i only frown anon
>>715110634gold splitma balls?
>>715110609>Error: Duplicate file exists.
none of these peoplez at rhe biggest speedrun event, thought to say thats never happened before?
i said they donr play games, but i wasnr harsh enough. these people dont even watch the main aspect of the event theyre currently attending
>>715110679actually it's a metal
>the team with several blacks on it
Why did they have to handicap them like that?
And they are still ahead lol
>>715110680kek, I was half expecting to get the duplicate message myself.
>>715101303That spider did?!
>>715110691Neither do I to be fair
I'm not racist but the buck on the green team needs to be broken
What an obnoxious fucking child
When is the next run bros...
>>715110787stop having homosexual thoughts
That Brunette in the blue kirby shirts got really cute tits.
now would be a really good time the ceiling to cave in
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>>715110130dude i actively quote that video like every fucking day(the vic berger one), especially when i fuck up in video games with buddies
>fail something>i dont wanna host this sho no mo
>final fantasy is menus
maybe fifteen years ago
>>715110864Not a person in that room has played Dragon Quest
>>715110251i will laugh at you even though i don't have the stream open nor really care what the related details are
eve online and grand strategy
>>715110898>yet they guessed xenobladeLol
>>715110856Kek you alright Anon
>>715110895I do the seal clap once in a while still.
>kingdom hearts is menus
???????????????????
>>715110251biggest anon L today
I see they're speedrunning a PS5 game
>the only question even remotely related to games is about insulting games
lol cant make this shit up
>>715110963She was on the other team, the camera hasn't been on her in a while.
>>715110967>>715110974The main mechanic is quite literally called the Command Menu
zelda you fools
most iconic menu in speedrunning
>>715110971>puts gun to his temple>PERSONA!
Why the fuck would someone mention deltatroon
lol how is the other team losing to the deis
this is taking way too long goddamn
Why would they have an extremely scripted, cringy "game show" in the pre-show just to have this actual legitimate contest later?
>>715111050because this is a popularity contest
i just tuned back in, has this gameshow been shit?
>>715111046you have to select that on a menu
>>715111054Those are parkour games.
asian girl is making her case, it's over
>you really REALLY want to see the incentive
Stop lying, all the incentives have been shit
>FF
>Pokey Mans
>Undertale
>Kingdom Hearts
These are the exact games I expected these people to say and I'm not at all shocked they are out of ideas.
>>715111073I think it's funny
Good answer
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basado
im guessing koei games like romance or PTO are not going to be known by any of these people
>fire emblem not there
>kingdom hearts
Kill all Disney adults
>>715110896that shit aint on there but fuck does that music slap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2H99sp4voY
Fire Emblem? Are you for real?
i dont even know what balatro is
Can't believe nobody said Mario RPG.
Why would you pick a host who can barely speak English?
I’m going to watch Superman with my brother have fun /v/
5% dont know what a menu is
Zelda is not menus I will fight anyone on that
Neither is metroid
Everyone that answered in this survey needs to be purged.
absolutely retarded answers, GDQ crowd confirmed braindead
I can't think of one single Zelda game that is more menus than running around. Not one.
>ust accept answers that aren't even right
The hosts are fucking retarded.
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>>715111178In terms of speedrunning, I wouldn't blame Kingdom Hearts coming to mind first.
Fire Emblem speedruns are pretty uncommon in comparison to the rest of that list.
>>715111229so we can laugh support disabled streamers
when even the GDQ audience think the poll is retarded lmao
>>715111290links crossbow training
>No Dragon Quest/Dragon Warrior
I fucking hate zoomer bros
zelda has pause buffering
>ask gamer girl what her favorite menus game is
>"uuuhhhhhh Zelda I think"
seems about right
>>715111303this is understandable. the survey was answered by zoomers who have never played past the menu
Dang, only 5% of the audience is retarded?
I thought that number would be higher
>>715111304I don't feel Kingdom Hearts counts as menu based. It's real time.
is this worse than the game awards/summer game fest?
>>715111319>gdq 10/10Mogged
do people really not get that zelda is menus because of all the pause buffering and menu-related glitches
>>715111392>is this worse thanyes
wait, Shoujo was that tranny from last year with the full tranny couch speedrunning a Mario Romhack where you played as Sonic who transformed into Peach for some reason and the random depression level.
Fuck, I was looking forward to a Kazio run.
>>715111381At least KH has menus in the combat, Elder Scrolls and Zelda are dogshit answers. Might as well say Call of Duty at that point.
>inb4 trans rights is one of the answers
Getting a PB is SIXTH?
What the fuck is wrong with the people who answered these fucking questions?
>>715111392I think it reached that point 200 "TRANS RIGHTS!!!" ago
>>715111290I can only think of TotK when scrolling through that neverending list of items in the quickmenu
>Community
I'm going outside. Good luck.
surely getting a WR is going to be #2 then
simp answer, should be getting a world record
they have to get every single answer now just to tie
The crowd answered Final Fantasy and Pokemon then shut their brains off because those are the only two JRPG series they know.
>no timer
how will I know they went over estimate
>community
>the entire space consist of fragmented micro communities that roll more like cliques
lol
>>715111301It always goes with audience votes. There was one on Family Feud that was "Who would Superman send a Christmas card to?" One answer was "Spiderman" who's marvel, and another was Clark Kent
Make a question that would completely stump all these people to where they couldnt come up with a single answer
I had to check whether the guy in the blue shirt was the dude who was holding his piss for that entire DK64 run a year ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCBeMeQcHYw
He's not
Oh now hold the fuck on.
>accept gdq as marathons
>do not accept dual shock as dualshock 2/4
Fuckers aren't even consistent.
>>715111410>showing up dressed in a $20 hooker dress with nipples protruding and hairy pitsnot a fetish at all
>PLAYING VIDEO GAMES IS NOT AN ANSWER
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>715111557Chuds just wouldn't get it.
>>715111543The schedule this morning said this was going to go on until 7:45
Now it says it's going on until 8:10.
>playing games isnt on the board
how the fuck is no one guessing getting world record
>their favorite aspect of speedrunning and gaming is community by a landslide
>playing your favorite video game is an X
this needs to be recorded and preserved as evidence
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>>715111638by about twelve hours ago the schedule was the best part of two hours out of wack from where it was the day before
>>715111620No bio woman would ever wear that to a speedrunning event
>>715111620>nipples protrudingVery very disrespectful
>>715106878Ok, no more pits after this.
>>715111797dont make the OP have to make the picture these faggots, give it 3 mins lol
why not just survey some actual speedrunners for answers...?
>>715111723that seems to obviously
>LE COMMUNITY
no your discord of 13 people is not a community, the 50k viewers are here to watch your freak show in its natural habitat
>>715111823I dunno, I'd be kind of tempted to wear a similar but better dress just to screw with one of my friends.
why is my accent being culturally appropriated?
>>715103280mentioning someone's physical appearance is against the rules.
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