Thread 715118937

>buy game on console
>it just works
>no need to mess with settings, drivers, BIOS, ports, dlls, etc
>it just works
>no need waste your free time looking up fixes on the internet
>it just works
>no need to worry about graphic settings because every game is already optmized to run on your machine
>it just works
>your controller wont just decide to stop connecting one day for no reason at all and then start working again the next day because ????
>it just works
>you come home tired after a day of work, press play and enjoy the game
>IT JUST WORKS

I use linux for my personal computer (checking emails and browsing the web) and my switch 2 for gaming. my life is cozy

console games have never had bugs or crashes that required patching and console controllers never have any problems ever, this is all true

>>715118937 (OP)
>buy game on pc
>free mods that completely change the game
>free online
kek its funny you post DBZ when the newest DBZ game just got a custom character mod that will never be on console

thanks for beta testing

>>715119686
>free mods that completely change the game
>ruining the game is somehow a positive
let me guess, you scroll TikTok while watching a movie as well?

>>715119793
just admit you want to make your own OC saiyan
but you can't figure out how to click on the mod installer (one click)

>>715119848
you can make an OC saiyan in xenoverse he doesnt need mods

>download game
>delete the intro movies
>play it
Wow, so hard. Consolefags deserve the slop they're served.

>>715119989
>need to buy two separate games
>xenoverse is also still alive on PC

>>715119848
I don't care about altering the vision of the artist who made the game
you can take your nexusmods and shove them up your axe wound

>>715118937 (OP)
my decade old pc can still play recent games
you need to spend between $600-$1000 on a new console every new year

>>715120084
>muh artist
>nmuh ... vision
what the fuck are you on
all the custom character is just all the same moves that are normally in the game shuffled around with a guy you can color

>>715118937 (OP)
>buy game on console
>half the game isn't on the disc, needs to be downloaded
>try to download it
>need to install system update first
>install system update
>console reboots
>finally download game
>install game
>mandatory game update
>install update
>start game
>30 seconds of unskippable logos
>now loading...
>start game
>walk into new room
>now loading...
>walk outside
>now loading...
>look up at beautiful panoramic sky
>framerate dips to 13fps

>>715118937 (OP)
>buy a console
>pay $70 plus tip every year to use my internet

>Console kiddies are now the norm on /v/
I mean if you posted this like 15 years ago you might have a bit of a point. Just stop being retarded would fix all that. These days PCs figure out all that and get that shit done for you. The only way you can really fuck something up is if you go full on retard and don't fully seat your RAM or something. Even pirating games doesn't require any extra knowledge except where to get the files. Something a quick Google will walk you through. Past that it's works right out of the metaphorical box. You console kiddies are really next level stupid and worthless these days.

>>715120502
Kids born after 2000 don't know how computers work because they've had smart phones for their entire lives.

>>715120013
>needs to delete files to play the game
Lmao. Imagine being this fucking desperate and needy to run it on your potato machine when all I have to do is simply boot it up and I'm right in. Is this the power of "PC gaming"?

>>715120673
>bruhhhhhh wtf is a folder cuh... bruuhhh
how did zoomers become boomers

>>715120752
I don't want to see the minute of company logos every time I launch a game. But hey, you're allowed to enjoy those time-wastes. I'd rather be at the title screen in 2 seconds.

>>715120502
I had to save one of my zoomer coworkers the other night. Ran out of gas on the way home. He got to yammering on about the whole series of events that led to it. Two nights prior he went to go get gas. The card reader on the pump was put of order and he "Didn't know what to do." I asked him why he didn't just go in, pay in there, then go back out to fill up. "I didn't know that was what you had to do. I was going to go in and ask the guy working there but I was afraid to talk to him."

So I dunno. Maybe the next generation will be great, everything automated so you can be peak lazy. Or they will all run out of gas and die in their car like a baby left in a hot car. We'll see.

>>715119848
don't bother, mods are the ultimate sour grapes for console players
they will never ever admit to wanting them, partly because they can't get them and partly because they don't know how they work

>>715120230
It's funny because it's true

>>715121306
amogus

>>715118937 (OP)
>Buy game on console
>Frequent crashes anyways
>No way to improve performance other than beg devs to do their job

>>715118937 (OP)
>it just works
Unless it was made after 2022, then it just doesn't. The sheer whimsical absurdity of manufacturing a living room entertainment device for televisions that can't do 4k, 60fps will never not be hilarious. Its like they're developing console games for PC and PC games for console in somekind of retarded dick-in-eyesocket ouroboros.

>>715118937 (OP)
>>buy game on console
>>it just works

>connected to internet
>patch auto downloads and installs

>>715121009
efficiency modules are the best on spaceships

>>715118937 (OP)
>load up retroarch
>have every game ever on the same UI that can be easily controlled with a controller
>it just works, and in many cases better than the original that had a shitass dac that looked like a blurry mess.

>>715121039
Mods are the ultimate PCmutt cope.
>DOOOOD I GAVE ALL THE NPCS GIANT FUTA DICKS
Wow, amazing. I feel like I'm missing out on so much.

>>715118937 (OP)
>try to play mega drive
>TV looks like some sort of 2xSAI filter with comb defects and 1 second of input delay
>Get a $100 OSSC
>it looks blurry as shit
>mod the mega drive to have RGB output
>now it sounds muffled as shit, or like a chainsaw or a mix of both
>mod the mega drive again with a triple bypass mod
>Sega CD does not work because the belt is fucked
>Get a $200 flashcard to emulate it
>End up with something identical to a mega drive emulator, but no filters

>>715120901
Yes, running at 40fps and 720p after an hour of digging through files and risking the chance of a random crash or save file loss to, uh...
>checks notes
"Own the companies". Right.

>>715118937 (OP)
>Games perform significantly worse
>Games look way worse
>No mods
>Constant DRM
>No Emulation
>Having outdated hardware every 4 years vs upgrading individual parts
>Having to pay to use your own internet
>Playing with children
>>715120502
15 years ago /v/ hated consoles because consoles were "holding back" progress, constantly games had to be downgraded to run on consoles (and still are)

>>715118937 (OP)
do normies really not even open the settings on their console? do they not open the IN GAME settings either? christ how did these retards get into my hobby

>>715120230
Don't forget that first you have to create an account and then pay to use your own internet on it. Older consoles there was no account. You turn on the game and boom. Modern consoles are so fucking cucked.

>>715122720
Futa dicks that bounce at minimum 60fps instead of 30fps (peak console performance)

>>715123456
I miss when "holding back progress" was just graphics and not closed down DRM boxes with shit gameplay and online casinos.

>>715121009
>I asked him why he didn't just go in, pay in there, then go back out to fill up
Where do you live where you have to pay for the petrol BEFORE you fill up your car?
What do you do if you don't know exactly how much petrol you need?

>>715122720
Playing any bethesda games on console is disgusting

>>715123841
Because then you'd be forced to deal with how shit they are at their core with no mods to cover up their bullshit?

>>715125582
Honestly the worst part is console load times

>>715123791
>Pay
>Pump
>Go back in for cash back
I think you can guess why prepay is the norm in most of the US

>>715118937 (OP)
>buy game on PS5 pro
>it runs at 25 fps
>turn on performance mode
>it runs at 45 fps

>>715118937 (OP)
I have played thousands of games on my pc all thanks to piracy. How do I achieve that on console without paying trillions?

>>715118937 (OP)
>>buy game

Thank you for the Game Key Card Nintendo, let me connect to your servers to download the game and if they go offline I lose my games. Pirate and hard backup is the only way.

>buy game on console
>hasn't been updated in a decade since the console version sold like shit compared to the PC port
>PC got 10 years of patches and free DLC that aren't on the console version