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frist for kill all miggers

This has been dead bakers hours all week, step up fags and pick a game relevant pic
Ignore bake announcers just refresh catalog moment before posting

>>715126713 (OP)
>>715126752
migged

Would you watch this mess without these threads?

THOUSANDS OF MIGGERS WERE FORCED TO WANDER THE DESERT OF THE LOG

I DIED

Wouldn't it have been funny if NO ONE baked?! H-hahaha

we were all legally dead for 2 minutes and 17 seconds

IM A HEADBANGA

going back to watch the metroid race instead of doom
the race itself is great but this couch sucks, don't add anything and sound nervous and unsure about everything they explain

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I finally can mig

Migged

Stop waiting so long to bake next time retards
Mig

>>715126764
Lost my harddrive with all my GDQ stuff recently otherwise I would.

When's the awful games block?

I have returned from the void of nothingness between a post and a mig
I am forever changed by this experience

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, I WAS TRYING TO MIG AND I GOT LOST

Was there an Awful Block this event?
Been busy and I can't see anything truly awful when looking at the schedule.

>>715126764
>pick a game relevant pic
Next time someone lets the thread die I'm going to pick a random image from my folder and add literally no information to the OP outside of "GDQ".
No thread? No effort.

>>715126776
Fuck no lmao this shit sucks

Love that there was just no thread for like 20 minutes.

wheres the 4x speedruns

>>715126872
Start of next year.

>>715126776
Hell to the fuck no.

>>715126896
its called silly block now

What happened to Blueglass?

>>715126713 (OP)
wtf i was just about to make the thread, have a little patience

>>715126872
>>715126896
It was the silly block and it's been and gone. It was just shill advertising for games

>Person doesn't have normal pronouns
>Is insufferable as shit
It's a constant. I'm not interested in it, and I get that it's a Doom game, but why does he keep spoiling the entirety the story in a 2025 game that doesn't even show any of the story?

in my restless dreams i saw that thread, sgdq 2025. you promised you'd mig me there someday, but you never baked

>>715126776
absolutely fucking not
i barely watch it WITH the threads

>>715126954
He married protomagicalgirl and died of aids

There's something just off and wrong about this Doom game. I can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe it's the cool colors or something with the textures.

>>715126954
RIP

>>715118235
Can you share a link to the crop script? I can take a look. (auto-mute anon lurking, haven't watched any of this gdq but glad it's still coming in handy)

>>715126713 (OP)
>Posted 05:03
>No thread visible in catalog until 05:06

Are the jannies screening threads now?

>>715126776
These threads are why I watch gdq

PISS AND FARD
UNTIL IT IS SHART

>>715126975
That was 10 minutes ago...

>>715126776
the threads barely make it bearable

>>715126904
I was busy being made to want to vomit by all the "rip and tear" quoting to post more Doomy pictures in the last thread.

Newest FM doom.sucks because it lacks glory kill.. fuck this run

>Forget that this is on
>See the VOD for the Majoras Mask run
>Watch it
>The winning file name is trans rights
>Stop watching

Wow, so Super Maria had FOUR (4) COUNT EM! FOUR! TRANNIES!

>>715126764
nah, this gay trend of "effort OPs" is cancer. literally just need "SGDQ" in the title and nothing else. people know the links, they can find the schedule and see what is on.

if you want a high effort OP, you bake the thread you fucking faggot

>>715126776
no way but i watch rrlat and speedocs even though they get no threads

Can someone post the most current chart?

>>715127031
No, Doom just sucks that bad.

>>715126776
lol I stopped watching years ago
I just skim the threads in case any cringe kino happens

>>715126954
He refused to transition so he got banned

>>715126776
absolutely not
it's the only way to enjoy this transwreck

>>715126883
what does this word mean

>>715127079
why are some of the votes dim?

>>715127079
>a handful of good runs
>lots of mid to shit runs
Boy, it's been an abysmal event, hasn't it?

>>715127079
>rose and camellia
>super metroid
REDEEMED

>>715127079
Title is wrong. This is SGDQ

>>715126975
your thread is FOOKING RAWWW

>>715126713 (OP)
Does anyone actually get excited for GDQ anymore?

>>715127098
why don't you try looking up retard

>>715127079
Going from the Mario world romhack to Super Metroid HAS to be the biggest separation between consecutive runs ever, right?

Nobody. Literally NO ONE. BAKED A BREAD, despite the threads being super active. I just find that hilarious, so that means like 98% of us are just lazy as fuck and don't want to do any anything.

>>715126843
No, we bake when we mean to bake.

>>715127079
>one of the lowest rated runs of the marathon next to one of the highest
really makes you think

>>715127079
Fuck, Super Metroid was good? I was too busy playing video games

>>715127152
migrate from thread to thread

did he just mention tinytim?

>>715127079
Holy shit that based Super Metroid run stands out so much lmfao

>>715127079
What's Neporun?

>>715127171
I just stole it from another thread, so don't blame me. Blame chartanon, don't know why he put AGDQ and not SGDQ.

>>715127179
Rose & Camilia to Bouncer was pretty fucking drastic but the other way

>>715127079
What's the context for neporuns?

>>715127169
No this is pretty status quo for GDQ.
It's basically sitting around huffing copium until we get a few diamond runs and sitting through the slop and mocking it.

>>715127180
Everyone here is useless, nothing new.

>>715127152
"mig" is short for "migrate", when we go from one bump-limit thread to the next

>>715126916
how do you expect people to do 4 runs at the same time

>>715127206
It was kino of the highest order

>>715127180
Anytime I try to make a thread people call me retarded and mig to the other thread

>>715126776
nah, only watch it because I get to talk about it with the bros

actually im surprised no one has ever bothered doing a cytube stream for the event seems like that format is better for this

>>715127225
I mean Tim has kind of run Doom before, a bit.

>>715127174
No, but I was excited for ESA, but I fucking missed it. I hate that they have started with this live 24/7 thing so that I mentally just tune it out from my follower list.

>>715127206
you missed kino

>>715127180
Erm, what are we posting in now then?

>nu-doom
>no hugo
>thread dead

>>715127235
It's a run that is done by a staff member of GDQ, usually someone like SpikeVegeta, or someone who is actively known and on the staff.

>>715127179
there was the godless night like 4 GDQ ago where it went from 2 consecutive F-tier runs, to an S tier Mario Land run, back to an F-tier run

>>715127292
>>715127316
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715127076
All the normies stopped donating, so one trans whale is just controlling every nameable incentive.

>>715127180
the 15 minutes wait to make a new thread basically ensures that nobody bakes until it's been confirmed that no one else is baking.

>>715127313
It's ok, we get ASM and Dogwater next week for actual fucking speedruns.

>>715126843
why didn't you make the thread then, fag? don't complain about other people being lazy when you're too lazy to do it

>>715127336
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2508533453?t=18h1m56s

>>715127310
a tinybitim if you will

>>715127079
Why is modern gdq so gay?

>>715126813
I said this earlier: >>715123203
The black guy has severe autism and/or social anxiety. He's talking like someone who is crippled by stage fright but who is making the effort anyway.

>>715127180
good. that adds to the comedy

>>715127307
Every time a coconut. Me too, Anon
You fags can make your own thread, I've been called a retard enough

I dunno what it is but there's just something about neon particles flying out of your enemies that just isn't quite badass.

so this is that doom game you boomers have been creaming your pants about?
looks kinda lame

>>715127180
Watch the next one get like 3 dupes.

>>715127180
i used to bake a lot at past GDQs but people would bitch about minor things they didn't like about the OPs or about doing it too early or someone would submit 1 ms earlier so i just sit back and let someone else do it now

>>715127378
Awww, thanks anon

I'm a retarded newfag tourist
How do I know when to make a new thread?

>>715127398
everyone there is autistic, but I get it. Its a weird and hard thing to put yourself out there and do
just unfortunate it was harming an otherwise great run

>>715127487
You don't

>>715127395
Given the amount of trans 'lesbians', it's a rather straight event.

>>715127487
You don't. Leave it to the professionals, little guy.

i'm making mai tais, who wants one

That Raitro guy sounds like he's already on the fence about transitioning. He's clearly a homosexual, just gotta put on a wig and wear women's clothing.

>>715127180
yes

>>715127487
Roll a number. Thats the number of minutes to wait for someone else. Make sure no one has duplicate numbers.

Dibs on 2.

>>715127559
omg meee :3

>>715127487
leave it to the big dogs, buddy, when people complain about nobody baking they aren't talking to you

>>715127174
Kinda, I get excited for games I give a shit about. Maybe learn about a game I didn't know about.
The only thing that pisses me off is that in 2025, they are still doing awful block at fucking 2AM and not during prime time even though it's incredibly popular.
It's like they fucking hate segments that people genuinely enjoy.

My god this game fucking sucked more than I could have imagined

>>715127559
I don't drink alcohol, but I will have a glass of orange juice over ice though.

damn this game kinda looks like shit when the action starts

Dark Ages tries so hard to be cool it becomes ungodly cringe.
It's those viking larper redditors that have MANLY BEARD and DRINK MEAD and own a SUPER COOL AXE they got from walmart or some shit.

>>715127274
>>715127235
Runs by staff where they stroke each others' ego.

Is this run less boring if you've played this game or is it just one of those kind of runs?

>>715127487
He who does not desire power is fit to hold it.

Rate this run!

>>715126813
commentary gets better like halfway through imo, especially once the shittalking gets going

>>715127559
ooh me please!

>>715127693
C

>>715127559
I'll have a virgin one. A drink would also be nice.

>>715127693
D 4 doom :)

>>715127693
D for DOOM
and also because it was uninteresting shit

>>715127693
C for C.

>>715127693
D for nu-Doom

>>715127693
D

>>715127693
F

>>715127693
D

>>715127693
F I really, really didn't have fun watching that.

>>715127693
D for DOOM

>>715127693
C

>>715127693
B, actually pretty good for a change.

>>715127693
C
It was alright

Fuck devs, they reap what they sow.

>>715127693
C

>>715127693
D, I hate that nu-DOOM is just Haloshit.

>>715127693
C
Nu-Doom sucks ass but the run was speedy and I've liked BT for years.
Anons crying about Any% not being legit can chew glass

>>715127693
B

>>715127693
B-
it was ok--

>>715127693
F
It was an ad. Didn't watch.

>>715127727
>>715127710
>>715127609
>>715127652
COMIN RIGHT UP

>>715127693
C

competent but boring

>>715127693
D

>>715126954
he absolutely got a life

probably has fucked more than this thread combined

>>715127693
C
>>715127559
retard
someone already made mai thais and you forgot the subject field

>>715127693
B

>>715127693
D for nuDOOM!!

>>715127693
F

>>715127693
C
thog dont caare

For those thinking this was a boring game, don't worry, it is. I played it and it sucked ass.

>>715127693
C

it was a run

>>715127693
D
Boring and forgettable, but there has definitely been far more offensive vomit on the screen in the past few days

>>715126713 (OP)
you should be charged with desertion

>>715127693
K for severe lack of Hugo "Cheerios" Martin

>>715126776
No. I barely watch it now.

>>715127693
B

>>715127693
N eporun

>>715127661
It's EXACTLY the same "herp derp everything is bacon moustache" from 2011 as well

>>715127693
D

>>715126904
>Next time someone lets the thread die
You have as much capability and responsibility to prevent this as everyone else

>>715127693
B for Boom!

>>715127693
gonna say C even though it deserves a D

>>715127810
>mai thais
>thais
how embarrassing for u

You think women like this just settle? Or they have no standards? I mean...she isn't super attractive, but you'd think she could have done better than him.

>>715127693
C

>>715127693
Not ultra nightmare 100% / 10

what the actual fuck is this music

>>715127693
D for Doom. I should go back to playing Doom 1 and 2

>>715127686
>tfw nobody bakes a new bread

>>715126776
no. i catch a 3 day ban regularly every other marathon and i usually don't watch at all until that wears off

>>715127658
they completely whiffed on the gamefeel. every enemy just feels like they're not there. Nothing at all has impact, least of all the mech which should have the most.

>>715127024
It's this one and it's very convenient:
https://github.com/aidanholm/mpv-easycrop

Oh god pls no
Also TRANS RIGHTS!!

no way are these donations real

>>715127693
D for Doomed.

TRANS RIGHTS HYOPEEEEEEEE

TRANS RIGHTS!

kys chuds LMAO

>>715127871
Listen, I've been in enough threads where no one makes another thread then seven people make a new one at the same time.
I'm not eating a ban with 2 days left from a trigger happy mod.

>>715127843
Look to be fair I'd go get Cheerios too if I had a try hard autist speak over me all run because he's an attention starved faggot.
He was there as a favor, that run meant nothing to him, his acclaim was making the game, his peak isn't going to be sitting on a couch at GDQ like that other faggot was.

>>715127904
>she isn't super attractive

touch grass. most women arent bimbo insta girls

The crowd is over the trans rights stuff. There's almost a groan in their cheers.

Alright, I've never baked threads for these events before but I've got the next one queued up and a template made to try to help. Would appreciate if any anons can screencap any notable moments from the run and post near the end of each game (if you feel like) to be used for the upcoming thread. Otherwise I'll just screencap a random point in the run.

>>715127904
He could have a large cock, or plays with her fetishes well, or have good money. Far from the most hideous dude there.

>>715128020
thanks doctor doom

>>715127972
Such a weird thing to try and focus on for an action game, "stand there and parry" like uhhh ok? just really boring combat and even at its best like the runner was doing it still looks boring.

TRANS RICE

LETS FRIGGEN GOOOOOOOOOOO

That nu-doom run would have gotten A's and probably even a few S's if it happened before Super Metroid; rating inflation due to the events being so shitty has gotten insane.

>>715128058
I felt that too.

>>715128065
you can go ahead and delete the template, i'll handle baking the next one :)

Temmie is hoiiiiiiiiiiioped for the hoiiiiiiiipe train

>>715128065
Organizing is cringe. Go post your thread on reddit.

>>715127904
Why are you guys talking about me?

>>715128125
nah

>>715128082
That list and the order it comes in, is way more revealing about your thought process than you probably intended, anon.

>>715128125
Nah Metroid was genuinely the best race I've seen at one of these and I've been watching since like 2013. Doom was boring.

>>715128125
That doesn't stop the fact it was boring

of all of the all-time games of all time, which of all of the all-time games of all time are some of all of the all-time greatest-of-all-time games of all time all of you should all play before all of you are killed?

>>715127541
You mean faggots

>>715128210
that spyro girl is really cute

>>715128125
I don't think so. It was just boring to watch.
Then again all easy speedruns are boring to watch, the stakes aren't there, it's about supermaning your way through a game only fighting things that hard block your path.

Plus my bias is the game was just plain fucking lame which killed more of the enjoyment.

>>715127693
C.

Mostly inoffensive but the søyboy on the couch got worse as the run went on.

>>715128125
It was a literal ad. It'd probably get even lower scores if SM had not broken the trend of shitty showcases/theater kids segments.

>>715128125
>run got a worse rating because it followed a good one
what you're describing is the opposite of rating inflation tho

>>715128238
Boppin'

>>715128030
I just wish he was here this time to steal the show and our hearts again

>>715128246
No. They are males attracted to females, they are straight.

>>715126776
>>715126776
Yeah because I live nearby and get access to rare arcade games and the occasional good speedrun

>>715128210
We still have a week left, my sweet.

>>715128125
only if it was a zelda game then people would be calling it comfy SSS

fat balding dude in a dress rights to wear socks in sandals

>>715127693
C
pretty mid, but it is doom 25 so that's expected

Every so often I see a fairly attractive female in the audience with the ugliest and greasiest looking dude. I'll never understand how these people meet and date. I just assume the girl has low standards or is mentally ill.

How is the viewership this year?

>>715127693
B

Chart-anon should just make everying in Z-tier an F, and all the S's an A. Saves the rating inflation innit

>>715127904
Why are you under the impression they're not a perfect match looks wise? In fact he looks a bit better. Goddamn you guys are demoralized

That said, personality and how well you get along contributes a lot to genuine feelings of love

>>715128238
this definitely makes me a preachy art fag but unironically the half life games.
>inb4 bait

after xenoblade there is nothing interesting until zero mission and then until bloodborne.
This is fucking grim

>>715127495
It was still a great run. And though he didn't express himself that well and did so with poor timing, the content of what he said was all good stuff. He just needs to work on his public speaking/social anxiety.

>>715128391
worst it's ever been

wheres halo

Dibs

>>715128279
>It was a literal ad
nigga it's a triple A game that a fuckton of people played, Id didn't beg gdq to add this run. the ad runs are the no-name indie slop games that are literally only run because their publisher is a sponsor and they're in the humble bundle. i swear, dumbfucks like you think everything is a conspiracy without spending two seconds thinking about it

>>715128320
He needed that massive contrast of autistic cringe to steal our hearts.
It made his apathy to the situation that he clearly didn't want to be in all the better.

She cute

>>715128210
oh no! chat didn't remind me to take my meds!

>>715128348
Then it would be Darksiders.

>>715128427
more like dicks

>>715128391
lowest on record

>>715128378
it doesn't take a lot with most women. just show up and don't push them away

it's also possible they're just friends. i go to a lot of things with a bear i don't fuck

Why even live when you will never have a cute asian gf going to speedrunning events with you

>>715128427
That's probably a lesbian who hates men, anon. Got some big ass leg muscles

>>715128391
Worst it's ever been tbqh

how was the doom run

If they get the audience to yell yay after every grunt kill I am going t

>>715128465
I wouldn't mind watching a darksiders run desu. Sounds good right about now.

>wait 6 months for next GDQ to happen and chat with anons here
>event is already 5/7 done
fuck man, why does it always have to go so fast :(

>>715127904
Lmao what? This is actual looksmatching.

>>715128528
fucking candl

>>715127904
Oh yeah that's the good stuff

>more doom
oh what the fuck where's reach

>>715127154
Statistical outliers.

oh great 20 more minutes of this shit
BRING OUT HALO YOU FUCKING HACKS

>>715128516
>Every year the viewer count dropped
>Worst it's ever been

GDQ executives are going to have to start making some tough calls when reality hits. I don't think they'll outright shut it down, but they might not have a choice if viewership keeps going down.

>>715128527
did you not just see all the damn ratings?

>>715127904
>you'd think she could have done better than him
uh no? she looks fat and homely, they're either well matched or the dude is very slightly settling

>>715128615
they'll double down on trans rights and segregation.

>>715128516
Is there one for ESA?

>lowest viewership on record
>everyone in the Occident is facing severe economic hardship
>record money raised
Really gets the noggin joggin.

>>715128615
I crunched the numbers this morning and they're still making decent money, so I guess if they can keep suckling at the teat of the Yeteebux it can keep going almost indefinitely

Well at least this is a challenge run... right guys?

>kreed
You fight scott stapp in this?

is stellar blade banned

>>715128198
So you missed the 4p SM Rando race from a year and a half ago then.

>>715128669
>segregation
Splitting GDQ into 3 different bi-annual events alongside their Hotfix streams is definitely one of the reasons why interest started tanking.
People are speedrunned out.

>>715128615
One day the transtrenders will all off themselves and it will self-correct

>>715128615
not really? as long as the donation total is like 10x more than the cost of the event, they'll keep doing them. they could drop to 5k viewers but if they're still somehow pulling 2 million dollars, they'll keep going.

>GIANT WALLS OF YELLOW PISS
Oh yeah, that's DOOM alright.

>>715128767
Yes

So Doom: The Dark Ages is really a slow bullet hell, damn.

>>715128769
Nah randomizer races are a meme and a half

>>715128675
Nah not that I'm aware of.
Stream/Donies stats are coming from this site btw
https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk

>>715126713 (OP)
I miss Plum already...
>tfw no new Plump Plum until ESA Winter

>>715128823
It's called money laundering and it's illegal.

>>715128838
you mean you don't remember this part from knee deep in the dead

>>715128615
They raised 1 mil.
The costs of operation are no where near that. They don't have to pay 70% of their working force.
They take their operating costs from the donation amount, and then pocket the ad money and sub money to coast on until the next event.

They will never fail until their donation totals don't clear the cost it takes to run the event.

>>715126776
Yes, but not as much. I already skip any runs with tranny runner.

i am a chokester

CHOKE

>>715128767
shadowbanned if anything

>>715128516
Closing down their chat started the death spiral

>>715128850
The commentary and playful banter/fucking with each other was the highlight of that run, which we very rarely get in modern GDQ.

>>715128776
True Facts.
I do not give a single fuck about anything they do outside of the marquee marathons twice a year.
I don't know why they bother. Gives 'em something to do all year instead of getting real jobs?

What the fuck it's still going..........

>Max Difficulty
He's playing on Nightmare which is not the highest difficulty in the game. That difficulty is in the middle.

>>715128845
Isn't any FPS?

>>715128950
different run

>>715128950
New boss rush run with all difficulty sliders maxed out

this looks fucking horrible, what the fuck were they thinking

>>715128863
>money laundering
>when 99.9% of funds are raised via electronic credit card transactions
you have no idea what you're talking about

>>715128940
Yeah turning this shit in to multiple peoples' full time jobs was a mistake.

>>715129012
That's nice, Spike. Blow it out your ass.

>>715128990
Just like my old DOOM WADs, YUUUUPPPP.

>boring guitar lifelessly chugs along in the background
>throw shield
>throw shield
>bash with shield
>shoot boring gun
>throw shield
This game was such a letdown after Eternal and 2016

>suddenly mecha
what the fuck is this?

>>715129012
These people have no clue what they're saying.

>money laundering
>and it's via the MOST traceable form of settlements known to man

>>715127469
>>715127307
>>715127436
>Put the event name in the subject field (SGDQ 2025). This is the most important step.
>Include the links to the stream and schedule.
>Put what's currently being played and what's up next (and optionally second next).
>Include a link to the previous thread.
>Don't make a thread after someone else has already made one.
This is utter easy mode compared to baking for something like /chug/.

people paid 70 dollars plus tax and tip for this game...

>>715128990
I don't know why in the fuck they went with bright neon for attacks from a supposed demon.
Not even a wall of bile which could look cool, but a fucking protective nightgear roadworker neon yellow

>>715128990
Looks like something out of a rhythm game than an FPS. Why couldn't they be blazing firewalls and erupting lines tracing the ground? Those just look like MMO mechanic indicators instead.

>>715129097
epic chungus mcawesome rip and tear

>>715129097
This entire game is like 2004 Deviantart's version of cool.
BLOOD AND GORE AND ROBOTS AND VIKINGS AND SKULL SKUNS AND CTHULLU AND HEAVY METAL AND DEMONS AND

>>715129164
Not defending them the Maykr or whatever are like "higher beings" or "angelic" so I guess the yellow was meant to look "holy" but it doesn't.

>>715129134
There's a surprising number of actual /pol/fags who watch GDQs

>>715129073
Hate to say it but this game makes Eternal look fun

>>715129206
>dat super Metroid

>>715129206
>SSSuper Metroid standing out like dogs bollocks
>Following Doom Run immediately back in the doldrums

It's so over

>>715129206
>ZZZ troon game to SSS metroid kino
whitepill

Has anyone else been getting random audio breaks during the runs all week? One that are like half a second?

>>715129283
it's so satisfying to see

>>715129217
Could have used white, and add some artistic flare to the walls instead of fucking YELLOW ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Thanks for clarifying though, been out of Doom since 16

shout out to the tech crew! best audio in the business! <333333333

is the audio cutting off for anyone else or do i have cancer

>>715127904
They look well matched, not sure what you're on about. There are about as many women as there are men in the world; you don't have to be exceptional to find a gf or wife.

>>715129304
Yeah

>>715129304
I thought my headphones were shitting the bed

>>715129304
My stream just started doing it.
A quick F5 seemed to help

>>715129304
its been very bad today

>>715129304
yeah this tech crew SUCKS

>OH I GET IT
>I SEE GREEN I PRESS PARRY
>GENIUS FUCKING GAMEPLAY

>>715129304
yup

>>715129304
Shoutout to the tech troons

this is worse than the run

SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

shoutout to the tech crew

Holy shit multimillion dollar grift and they're worse than when they were in some dudes basement with a tip jar in the corner

>I am getting game audio from something that isn't my game

SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW

NICE ONE TECH CREW ! SHOUT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>715128615
It's just on maintenance mode until the natural death of the event. The event hall is always the same. The deco is always the same. The stream layout is always the same. More runners are also staffers. Formats are the same. Panels are the same. No surprises. No standing out. It's basically like watching the latest seasons of The Simpsons in a comatose state.

>>715129206
I wonder which is lower between the trans mario world and the horrible nepokemon

>>715128864
Knee Deep In The Piss
>>715128776
It's what sealed me never submitting anything to GDQ, the idea of segregating speedrunning is so fucking stupid, especially acting like it's doing somebody a favor.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HEAR OTHER PEOPLE TALKING OTHER THAN MYSELF IN MY VIDEO GAME RUN!!
>THIS IS TOO HARD THEY ARE TALKING AND HAVING FUN WHEN I'M DOING HARD THIIINGGGGGG
Fag

>>715125538
>>715125662
>>715125795
I missed this autistic argument over nothing, but I think he looks like he's been working out.
Crazy how much color has been drained out of the event over time.

>>715126776
said it a couple times now, these threads are the only thing getting me through half this bullshit. that said, not a bad run at all

>>715128864
>>715129454
More like Knee Deep in the Shit.

>>715129335
>>715129337
>>715129342
>>715129353
>>715129370
>>715129375
>>715129406
damn everyone answered so fast, thanks for the confirmation anons

What a fucking joke of a tech crew

>halo
>4 player coop
why are you excited for this

>>715128872
FIFTY STAFF
Jesus fuck get a real job you faggots
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/1aqvre7/is_gdq_a_for_profit_charity/kqfxwz8/

judging by the windows beeps he just opened another game in the background

>>715127567
i didn't start going by any/all until after i started dressing like a baddie and got they/them'd and she/her'd often and getting in on t4t4nb action

i still think i'd enjoy the effects of estrogen, and i feel great just eating healthy and staying active

hey maybe mention it a few more times that you can hear halo sounds

>>715129134
great, i expect to see you baking every thread from now on then

>>715129439
>>715129434
>>715129429
>>715129409
fucking LOL

>>715129460
Have you ever played a video game?

>SPEEDRUNNER SHOULD BE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT

what a reddit brained take

>>715129492
Halo runs are great, fuck you

>>715128863
it's actually a DNC racket, non-profits carry out their political will and get paid by their donors

>>715128065
Make sure to put gdq 2025 in the subject field and link to the previous thread (right click No.)

stream caps are ok for something noteworthy but personally I like fan art GOOD memes or images relevant to the game, Halo Reach 4p coop being the next one. not sure what other anons think in that regard, not a big deal if you're in the ballpark.
am phone posting on 3 day vacation or I would

GUYS shut the FUARK up my shield is down

>>715129464
The one who said the thing about the gym is the guy currently playing not the previous runner.
True about the color lmao, they are going the same path as Hollywood with the gloomy filters

>>715129520
*still don't think. fug. i'm not going to get yucky round face and cellulite and limp dick

>>715128295
What I'm saying is that tons of runs have gotten A's and S's just because they are inoffensive: the host doesn't get in the way, the game itself is alright, no couch trannies, and no constant screaming about trans rights. That is rating inflation, and there's been a lot of it so far. An inoffensive run with nothing amazing should get a B, maximum.

Okay guys I'm going to need some quiet time for this part- OKAY I GOT IT. That's actually one of the hardest tricks in the run.

this is that annoying fuck who ran doom with hugo on the call, isn't it? his annoying passive aggressiveness and subtle bragging is triggering my memory

>can't even handle a little V2K
what a bitch, he'd never last as a TI

>>715129534
>>715129567

>>715128872
>They will never fail until their donation totals don't clear the cost it takes to run the event.
Though it pisses them off a massive amount to not surpass their corporate goals for the donation total, they would rather not make money for the charity than miss a target because that's stalled growth.

YEAH CHOKE YEAH

rating a pre Z

Ouch!

choke GOD

>>715129604
Think so

CHOKE OUT TO THE TECH CREW!

>>715129610
the best part about making meatballs.....

i dont understand, i think i'm missing something, this doesn't look impressive at all

>>715129493
Someone's making a lot of money

>normal Doom 2016 speed is 150% Dark Age speed
Yikes.

>>715129492
awesome reach

>>715129679
is knowing that MIGGERS don't know how to

>>715129482
Knee deep in the shit, Randy

>>715129534
>>715129567
>>715129610

USB DEVICE DETECTED

>>715129569
lmao that's what i get for not paying attention
yeah in his case it's hard to tell with pants and a button-up

>>715128990
this is one of the reasons doom doesn't look good to me
this shit is immersion breaking
also the ui is ugly and soulless

holy fuck this game looks so cheaply made.

>>715129492
It's legendary and Reach is awesome

>>715129567
>>715129534
>>715129610
don't make me hungry faggots
got nothing open at this hour

>>715129493
Yeah, how many of that staff are contractors and other people they rely on for labor that they pretend are part of GDQ staff.
I get contracted out all the time, technically I'm "staff" of the client whose paying for my services, but I honestly don't work for them, but they technically still pay me :^). Just like the nurse they hire to sit on for the week.
The actual people under full GDQ control is far less and are mostly volunteers. Do you think people are actually getting paid to janny twitch chat all week? lmao fuck no.

>runners entire personality is just being sarcastic the whole time
i dont find these runs entertaining

>>715128504
Damn, I missed her. Was this between super metroid and doom or between doom and doom boss rush?

>>715129210
that's literally what DOOMfags wanted for ages though
doomguy is just nondescript protag but he always got memed into being BADASS RIP AND TEARER

>>715128872
>They will never fail until their donation totals don't clear the cost it takes to run the event.
they'd stop well before hitting break even because at that point it would've be worth the financial risk of losing money for the charity, but yeah at their current fundraising rate, there is no risk of them stopping any time soon. they'd likely cut back on costs before quitting anyway, like dropping staff (hosts) and on premise amenities

>>715128504
what if she's posting in this thread right nowbros

>>715129464
Yeah, normal gym use just makes you look normal.
He's clearly been going more than most.

>>715129794
at least it's a little better than
>runners entire personality is being trans

>>715129546
Bro needs to fucking chill and just play the game. It's a fucking marathon run. Acting like it's the end of the world to his run that he's hearing other people in his feed.
I will 100% mock people who lowkey melt over stupid bullshit like that.

>>715129206
>Wario's F vote restored
Justice and order prevail.

>>715127693
C

>>715129703
>this doesn't look impressive at all
WTF do you mean?
The entirety of the Doom franchise has been based around "Stand still and shoot the enemy, pushing Q to parry their attacks"

...yeah this game is pure garbage

>>715129795
Screenshot is from right before the boss rush

>>715129604
>>715129794
He's definitely one of those Punchy-like spergs that gets upset about the smallest thing and can't roll with anything. This is obvious by the way he just rambles about the lore of shit that won't even be shown while everyone else is talking strats. The fucker was even spoiling Shadow Generations during the final boss 20 mins ago. These are 2025 games.

>>715129703
Nah, you're right.

hope you've been practicing your speedgame while watching the runs speedsisters

This is gay, give me some WADs to play.
I've probably already played them because I'm better than you but give me them anyways.

>>715129886
>speedsisters
But I'm a guy.

>>715128776
>3 different bi-annual events
nobody gives a shit about the black or "woman" events, they get shit views and aren't even 24 hours long. that's definitely not a factor in dropping interest, if anything it's a reaction to dropping interest by trying to be relevant for more than two weeks a year

>>715129904
Going Down Turbo
Headless Chicken
Hard Fast Faggot Maps

why doesn't gdq adapt to the times
people would rather watch video game essays than speedruns

good lad, I'll give him a B

>>715129886
haha
y-yeah...

>>715129789
Yeah I know about contracting, pre-covid I was a freelance broadcast engineer.
Idk how it is in Burgerland, but a $150 day-rate for this JD that should be three different people? That's a massive scam. Something's fishy

Rate doom boss rush

>>715129975
F

>>715129950
What's the secret?

>>715129975
Great! In fact it was SO good,

I'm doin' him a D! For Doom!!

this guy seems trans coded
if he transitioned in a year or two I wouldn't be surprised

>>715129904
I'm currently playing It Only Gets Worse
It's good

>>715129975
C

>>715129950
>AGDQ 2026
>summoningsalt block
>tharixer block
>super mario sunshine world record history any%

>>715129975
F

>>715128990
wtf

>>715129975
I'm only giving it a C because he did it under intense pressure, otherwise it was fucking boring

>>715129972
> I was a freelance broadcast engineer
Which also explains the screeching about the underexposed camera a few threads ago

>>715129610
>>715129567
>>715129534
love these little guys like you wouldn't believe

>>715130014
1. he uses pronouns
2. it's "any/all"

It's already over for him.

>>715129975
F

>>715129975
C

>>715129975
D for didn't watch Doom: Dark Ages

>>715130003
It's a secret.

slack-eyed jumpscare

>>715129975
c

>>715129975
C

>>715129975
F
Though the runner's sperg out was mildly entertaining

>>715129975
C

Bobby burm is NOT a gamer

>>715129975
D

>>715129975
F
nu-DOOM overstayed its welcome by like an hour

>>715129975
D
It was something?

>>715129975
D

>>715130047
THEY DID IT AGAIN FUCK. EXPOSE UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>>715129975
D for Didn't watch. I was catching up on the thread so even though I use a transparent video window over the thread it couldn't grab my attention at all.

>>715130014
Funny thing is the original Doom running community does have some trans runners, most notable is the one who got banned from GDQ because of a hat.

>>715129819
Too busy cuddling with one lucky guy

What's with that lazy eye?

Spikevegeta lost weight looking good man

>>715128065
none of that shit matters, just make sure you put SGDQ in the subject field so people can find it in the catalog. pisses me off when bakers add all of that irrelevant OP info and leave out the one thing the OP actually needs

>>715129975
C+

is bobbyburm a homosexual?

>>715129975
C, but are we gonna count it as cringekino for the tech crew screwing with him? If birth by sleep counts I think this should

>I don't play poker

Great. Balatro isn't poker.

>>715129972
They get paid $150 just to bring their friends on to do a few speedruns every other week, it ain't that serious

>>715129975
C

>>715129975
D
Boring run. Give me Halo or give me Death

I sincerely hope whoever came up with the gameshow idea has considered killing themselves

>>715129975
D, I wasnt looking i was fapping

>I don't play video games
We know

KUNG FU SEX PANDA

>Two women with a dude
lewd

3 on the couch are the worst part of GDQ

KFFC is showing a lot of leg...

>>715129975
E

>rubiehart
>she/they/he
that had to be a typo right? no way she's got male pronouns too

Rubie's mannerisms are always so uncanny valley. It's like watching an android with faulty programming.

It's going to be fucking 12:30 before this Halo run starts. This is one of two runs that I wanted to watch today, I have work you fucking fags, holy shit. Oh no, but thank FUCK we got "The GDQ Audience Proves They Know Less About Games Than The GDQ Staff Feud" and Melo prancing around like a fucking dipshit for an additional 20 minutes.

>>715128990
>you know what we need?
>make everything look like a MMO boss

is spike autistic or is he just pretending

????
what's the fucking point of this

Rubie!

AAAAH I forgot about the intermission, I was making pizza just in time for halo. FUCK

>>715129972
150 aint shit.
Maybe for a side gig if you could put absolute minimal effort into it. But having to do the leg work to beg people to show up for your runs?
They make way more money per broadcast than the 150.

So they're just randomly guessing.

this game is dumb

>>715130216
lots of arm flab too

>>715130257
to stall dumbass

>>715130147
did he? still bursting through that shirt and has massive thighs

Huh? Do these retards not know Balatro cards?
How?

>>715129975
C

Seeing a couple nerds fidgeting with cables swapping to a different console or something would be a much better intermission

Holy shit spike's shorts are waaaaay too short and thin. I can see his underwear through the leg holes and his cock imprint in his shorts.

>>715130241
>The GDQ Audience Proves They Know Less About Games Than The GDQ Staff Feud
I need a quick rundown.

>>715130234
Her runs are even worse.

>>715130174
>>715130278
Nah it's exploitative to only pay someone $150 for all that work.
For context my day rate from five years ago is around US$500 and I was undercharging like a motherfucker to keep the work.

If you're gonna underpay someone that badly just get a highscooler to volunteer and call it a day

i really like that shirt :D

>>715130216
Slut is asking for it.

why did this dumbfuck think "to the moon" was a game reference? that's way more niche than the stonk meme

>>715130315
yeah they should do it like a pit crew and speedrun swapping the setup
that would be cinema

>>715130234
someone posted a webm of her laughing earlier and it was fucking terrifying

I hate these people.

>>715129972
It's not fishy, they're just retarded. Internet personalities that decided they wanted to run a business and have no idea how, so they're banking on other internet personalities to be even more ignorant than them.

>>715130304
Nope. They've never touched the game before ever.

>third time fu has conveyed "wrap it up"

getting nervous..

>>715130272
It's good, you've still got time to slice it up and enjoy it piping hot when these fuckers stop yapping

>>715130315
honestly yeah, why do they hide that? would rather watch that with music over it than this or even the crowd cam

>>715130336
It was bootleg Family Feud with surveys and for "Menuing" games LoZ, TES, and Balatro were on the list with DQ nowhere to be found.

>>715130304
I don't either, I don't play fotm games

>>715130038
BURNING BRIGHTER THAN A SUPERNOVA

>>715130234
She does it specifically to be screenshotted.

I hate it

g*mers can heck off :^)

>>715130234
>>715130381
I found it

I normally hate shaved legs on women but Kung Fu Sex Panda's are very hot and chubby. Not to mention the upper arms.

>>715129552
>>715130150
Two people before you told me to fuck off immediately so I'm out on baking threads too. Go fuck yourselves.

>>715130439
please add a warning, I almost got a seizure

why does /gdq/ hate Wai Fu Fruitcup?

>>715130467
penisreveal.webm

>>715130439
> said the quiet part out loud
oh no

have they had a single guest on these intermissions or is it just a nepo circlejerk?

>>715130467
Yikes

does anyone on stream even know what "hanging chad" is a reference to? they're definitely old enough

>>715130439
>I'd still be a normal person without this community
Many such cases

>>715130467
ew

I think Rubie is cute.

Dude, you could have played Balatro for 3 hours and seen all these cards.
These people know nothing but Kingdom Hearts and Pokemon.

>3 middle aged adults don't know what a hanging chad is

kek

>>715130502
there was that psychologist earlier if that counts

why do these people over-emote everything?

>>715130439
The GDQ Groom Tomb is real

>>715130467
I couldn't, even if she was cool and gave the best sloppy top.

>>715130439
yeah, it's a cult

>>715127376
I did make the thread dumbo

>>715130502
The whole thing is an incest bubble and has been for years. No outsiders anymore.

>>715130467
qt

>>715130467
its not uncanny, she's just ugly
if it were a cute girl doing this you would think her laugh was weird but cute

>>715130552
Half the couch is improv actors.

>Rubie didn't get the card of the game she ran yesterday
lmfao

>>715130439
Yeah the grooming works

>>715130410
they keep doing these segments and they end up seeing like half of the shit they prepared so she's trying to rush them this time since people actually prepped art for this

ROYAL RAINBBOOOWWW

>>715130112
I agree with you camera fag but i dont want to expose myself for the omega level autist that I am.

>>715130439
What s the opposite of good mental health services?

>>715130541
g*mers age like shit from their shitty gamer diets so they're younger than they look

>>715130345
There's a good reason they can't retain anyone for these segment things.
A lot of the people who started out doing hotfix fucked off. There's only like 3 people I know who stuck around and that was ecdycis, skybilz, and the the dude who does "all of the things". The rest are like new people cause the turn over is massive.

>>715130475
>I normally hate shaved legs on women
gay

>doesn't know ffix
>calls them guy and dude

fuck man..

She's adorable

>Hey audience shut the fuck up
Yes yes this whole thing is just for you all to be Special Children Lapping Up All The Attention

>>715130670
the opposite

What the FUCK

>>715130670
shes fat and approximately 30 minutes away from total wall death

>>715130546
Somebody drug these people so they can experience the ego deaths they desperately need and also do a better job of entertaining us

>>715130439
That's... probably not something to say to the entire world

>>715130691
>fletchisafurry
did he lose a bet or what

>>715130439
Ah yes, the face of pure joy and totally not apathetic indifference of finally finding a place where they belong but deep down they know it's all false bravado.
Totally didn't get gaslit by cult like behavior.

>>715130670
She has a nice face.
The rest of her body is unfortunate on the other hand.

>>715130691
I'm expecting this to be good

Hey that's actually kind of neat. I hope they paid her

Who caught those panties

I thought the dev made the art for balatro. So now I know he didn't do the music or the art. So why take all the credit?

>>715130179
Okay but you're a professional tradesman, they're amateur video game players that click go live and drag their discord buddy into a call. $150 what the market deems that's worth

sponsored by balatro???

they already have a blue print card tho

Blue Prince is a play on words for blueprints.

>>715130663
I'm not them, but it feels nice when snuggled up.
Beats the fuckin shit out of poky hair stubs when they aren't feeling as well and lapse on grooming.

>>715130670
She's only looked better as time has gone on.

What the fuck was that sperg out?

>>715130439
NO you aren't supposed to admit that xister

holy shit imagine if this speedrun event featured speedruns instead of 4 adult children playing road trip activity books

ok I thought this bobby guy was normal but I'm thinking he's a bottom or something kinky like that

kffc is purty

>>715130670
Even with this shit ass lighting she has a twinkle in her eye, or she's fucking stoned

There's not way a 4 player coop is gonna be good. I'm calling it

>our cast of characters

whoa

>>715130664
>HAHAHA, VIDEO GAMES BRO. DUDE VIDEO GAMES

>>715130756
halo runs almost always lets me down

>host voice
oh god no

>>715130761
Because he made the actual game? Is this bait? I think this is bait.

did i mention how much i like that shirt? it's a great shirt!

my favorite button shirt has a bunch of culinary mushrooms on it. it would probably offend americans who only eat toddler food

Why are they all furries

that was pretty cool of the artist, desu

>>715130747
there there camera fag, we all went to college for something we never ended up getting a career it.

>>715130439
Sad, bro could have had a wife and kids

>>715130865
To what extent? He did the programming and two others helped with art and music. Are there more people?

>>715130670
>>715130710
She'll always be a Craniometry Queen though

>>715130846
>There's not way a 4 player coop is gonna be good. I'm calling it
I'm not even going to bother staying up for this - I know it's gonna be trash
I shall go to bed and dream of Super Metroid

>>715130340
She does runs?

>>715130865
the game isn't even anything to right home about. It's match poker hands and get points. The art and music heavily carry the vibes for the game

>rainbow...um...H E Double Hockeysticks!...Yeah....
I hate this faggot

I have a japenese man explaining me how soft toilet paper is.
Have we gone full circle with our ads?

One of my loyal followers, Chronos is up. It's gonna be fun you guys. Believe in me

whats the point of these fucking skits if they aren't to distract when they're setting up the next game?

>>715130930
>right home about

>>715130846
I just hope the tech crew is better than ESA's which did 4p coop and only could show 2 screens at a time.

Troon?

>>715130963
Shut up you liar. Post butt if you want us to believe you

Hell isn't a swear word. Say it. Stop being a pussy about it

just say "heck"

>>715130990
I was excited to see that run. Biggest fucking disappointment of the year

>>715130996
yes

>>715130987
no child left behind utterly fucked us

>>715130874
No Truce for the Furries

>>715130990
you'll miss neon white

>>715129464
>Keep the same look for almost ten years now

Dude didn't even try to do different looks/styles. Kek

>>715130926
Pretty sure they force all the hosts to at least do some bullshit runs to make it look good

>>715130916
Are you not aware the game has credits? This isn't a fucking mystery

>>715130996
Nah it's just Noel Fielding

>>715131000
can't say hell on this christian stream but games where people get brutally dismembered are fine

>>715130996
That posture and chin should have sent your Troondar into overdrive.

Oooh I like this Aquatic Ambiance remix

>>715130996
I can see the beard

>>715131069
noel why are you wearing your little sister's school uniform

>>715130919
Going to have to go watch it if this run starts off bad. Don't think I've seen halo ever hit harder than B over the years. Go figure I miss the best run of the day.

>>715131000
Crazy that "hell" is only a swear word if you're a rabid christian, yet these atheist demons also shun away from it for whatever reason.

>>715130874
strongest race

>>715131112
Baldcel SEETHING

Does he really have a problem saying hell? That's surprising.

>>715130997
Look you little fucking faggot. You better get HOYP right now. RIGHT NOW.

>>715131084
yeah too bad this creature is talking over it

>>715130518
I think rubie and spike were just pretending not to know to save face on how old they are.

>Rainbow DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS

Holy shit, they're not even allowed to use the word "Hell" like is that literally something the host refuses to say, or do the higher ups tell them not to use the word "Hell" and I think Twitch chat shit their pants when it was said. They were like "OH NOESS BAD WORD :("

Fucking stunted manchildren and women, literally 30–40-year-old men and women who have the mindset of 10-year-olds.

>>715130996
>leggings in July
>Schoolgirl skirt
>taller than the guy setting next to "her"

That's all I need to know

>>715131117
also check my halo digits

>>715130979
whole point of the host segments is to form kind of a parasocial relationship with the audience. without the hosts, nobody is really "leading" the show, it's just different people constantly. normies are comforted by seeing familiar faces regularly, like they're watching the show along with you instead of just seeing new strangers every hour. it's not some GDQ invention, same idea as an MC at live events

>>715131119
Just go watch it so you can get a bit of the live feel still

I thought the runner for Neon White was "FuTa" for a second before I realised I was wrong

>>715131143
>Didn't even post butt
What a useless looking creature......

Who is the cute twink with the purple hair?

HE SAID HELL
HE MESSED UP

4p coop hype
(pls be bros not reddit spergs)

This was supposed to start 20 minutes ago what the fuck

>>715131143
goddam i love this pic (and aqua) so much

>>715130891
Anyone else in the thread have an interesting job? Seeing how we've got some time to kill
I ended up being an electrician, so it could have been worse

>>715131203
> cute twink
that nigga looks like Leffen bro

>>715131241
There's a least two runners from last year's Halo 3 Legendary co-op run.

>>715131257
incentive run in between

>>715131271
Any port in a storm brother

>>715131257
Listen that Balatro segment was extremely necessary and definitely not a waste of time

>>715131184
Might be a trainwreck and I can make fun of them live with ya'll, that's always a good time. We'll know pretty quick.

>>715131195
>.mp4
has 4chin always allowed this or is it some new thing?

>>715131270
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

are the Gaylo games worth playing for a tendie that didn't have an Xbox in the early 00s? I got them on Steam for $10 but I don't know if they're worth my time.

>>715131320
it's been a thing for like 3 months

>>715131320
Mp4s have been up for awhile now

>>715131270
trained to be a rocket engineer, ended up working as an effects artist lol

>>715131257
just enjoy the runs man

>>715131336
I told you to stop posting twitch screenshots faggot

>>715131334
The bungie ones are fun, yes

>>715131334
Yes absolutely
I was a tendie till 2008 and got a 360 and had the most fun I've ever had in a game with Halo 3

>>715131241
chronos is a sperg but in a based way. idk about the others

>>715131270
i used to do brain surgery on mice but now i'm just an (unemployed) software engineer

>>715131356
>4mb limit
HIRO, UP IT TO 10MB, YOU CUNT

bros.
what is a good ready to eat slop i could throw into an air fryer or microwave?

>>715131336
Keep posting twitch screenshots King

>they are an amazing person
English is getting weirder and weirder

>>715131414
Pizza rolls unironically

>>715131270
No post secondary.
Worked my way up hospitality until I was managing a Motel 6 then made a sharp turn to finance and I hate it.

>>715129206
What happened in Donkey Kong Country HD?
Did the couch ruin it like Jungle Beat?

>>715131336
what did he mean by this?

>>715131414
dinosaur nuggies

>>715131334
master chief collection is great and still gets tons of players.

>>715131425
They is a proper form for referring to a third party

>>715131414
>air fryer
Sliced eggplants.
I kid you not.

>>715131414
i like seasoning some cut potato wedges and stuffing them in an air fryer/toaster oven
im partial to paprika, but sometimes i use steak seasoning
easy and quick

>>715131414
Unironically potatoes
Stab with fork, microwave for 5min, top with butter and cheese

>>715131414
Costco egg bites

i'm a little drunk so i'm only going to say this once
i luv u guys

Mig when ready
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>>715131459
It was a Spike run.
Either you fucking hate him or you think he's eh alright I guess. Good enough run but he didn't shut the fuck up the entire time and that's just par for the course with him.

>>715131401
>brain surgery on mice
I feel bad for all those nice girls that get a biology degree because they love animals then find they a lot of their lab job is murdering mice

>>715131505
>>715131510
potato-mind

>>715129206
No one likes you, barafaggot sex cultist freak.

>>715130670
Eh, even by GDQ standards that's pushing it.

>>715130917
Proof that symmetry isn't everything.

>>715131334
You'll have a good time, even if you don't co-op with anyone.

I'll still die trying to save those marines.

thanks bros. just looking for something quick to eat tomorrow night

>>715130760
Whose? And no, but I will go back and look if needed.

>>715131535
THAT'S SO GAY
HOMO
YOU FAGGOT
SO YOU'RE A QUEER AREN'T YOU?
FAG
QUEER
PHAGGOT
WHAT ARE YOU A QUEER?
we luv u too

>>715131576
he looks like a cool dude

yep alright just gonna mute till this fucker stops talking

>>715131562
i have killed literally 1000s of mice. they're mean bitches sometimes but still pretty cute. glad to not be doing that shit anymore

>>715130670
Seems like the kinda girl that would love sex when she’s trying to lock you in and then dry up completely the moment you’re in a relationship with her

How do I mig?