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>>715179878 (OP)
Mig complete.

>>715179878 (OP)
Why are Pokegirls such cockhungry sluts?

TRANS RIGHTS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh Yeah I'm a migger

Do you think Spike is like us deep inside?

>>715179995
No, he's jewish.

Is there more of her?

>>715179995
no

TRANS RIGHTS! FUCK YOU CHUDS

can't wait for all the organic $10k donos in a couple days

>>715179878 (OP)
uhh shoutouts to lesbians!
>heavy breathing
TRANS ROYYYYYYTS

Migrating with Bill's PC

>>715179309
I'm a dunkey man

Migging all day

its almost over

Fucking Pokemon named trans rights. So cringe.

TRANS LIGHTS

>>715179995
I think he might be losing patience with GDQ but he's too much of a pussy to do or say anything about it.

miggin

>>715179995
I think he wants to be, but can't anymore.

>>715179596
>Belligerence and coconuts.
PLEASE BE AN ONYX QUEEN

>>715179737
>Don't really post on /v/ anymore though, too much /pol/shit
Understandable, I fuck off back to /vr/ when there's no event threads going, there's nothing else here I'd want to see.

I'm gonna make coffee, anyone else want some?

ETERNAL REMINDER THAT TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!

#NeverForget

it's a migga's paradise

Are ya likin the run so far?

>>715180123
He loves it, its full of people just like him now

forgot to post this yesterday

>watched Super Metroid
>did a bunch of chores
>mowed the lawn
>ate dinner
>jacked off
>baked some cookies
>Pokemon still going

>>715180183
depends, is it good for you?

>>715180193
>ywnbaw

Get vaxxed
Wear the mask
Play Resident Evil, Souls, and Metroid
Black lives matter
Trans rights are human rights
No one is illegal
Defund the police
Cry about rpgs
Throw away all your rules and filters whem resident evil or metroid slop is on
Fuck the orange man
Fuck incels
Fuck rightoids

And above all TRANS RIGHTS

>>715180183
I'm getting some right now thanks anyway Anon

>>715180160
Need a safe space, Moshie?

migged and happy it's almost over

>>715180183
green tea

I love girls

>the only interesting part of a jrpg run is the routing and numbers
>this accounts for 12% of the tallking in the run and they instead talk about the state pokemon
>that 9 of that 12% is coming from the runner
do the people on the couch only play the game casually?

>>715179995
the only thing like me inside spike is the semen I hid in his lunch (he said mmmmm delicious while greedily devouring it)

>>715180254
get the cream sauce

why is this guy seething so hard that the metroid run was universally loved yesterday? just being a contrarian for contrarianism sake?

>>715180160
Yeah pretty much, I there is nothing of worth discussing here outside of events, it's just always the same nonsense

IM A HEADBANGA

>>715180192
So in that case what rights are trans people missing?
Is there a western country in which they aren't considered human or are denied any human rights?

TRANS RIGHTSSS! XD

>>715180307
The hint is on line 8

>>715180225
>KILL THE ANIMALS!
>NO SAVE THE ANIMALS!!!

>>715179878 (OP)
I'm not watching GDQ live but I wanted to say that's an evil woman on the right. Do not kiss evil women.

>>715179878 (OP)
I love yuri so much!!!!!!!!

no heckin way! a big anonymous dono right before the deadline!

>>715180308
/vr/ is an anarcho-tyranny shithole where the jew mod allows endless low-quality repeat spam threads, but ban you for making a joke about jews. It's fucking pathetic, and it makes sense that you two little faggots like it there.

/vr/ died when ps2 etc got added

why are the gen 6 elite 4 rooms so good

and gen 9 is.........one plain fucking room...?

As shit as XY is, the Elite 4 is really good.

>>715179995
>oldfag
>white man
>he/him
>charismatic
>enjoys and focuses on video games
>called a donator fat

Of course /v/eddit hates him

>wake up
>lucario named trans rights
i've never felt more vindicated that i decided to sleep in. now tell me: was one of the random 20 minute runs at shit o' clock in the past 9 hours actually good?

>>715180204
He was intentionally screaming over the host during his DCKR run.
They sign his checks though so he needs to keep being their dancing monkey.

>>715180380
Crazy. What are the odds?

>female pokemon does 25% less damage
isnt that a bit sexist?

>>715180452
Some might disagree, but polls show most of NES block was good.

>>715180404
>racism outside of /b/
Literally just don't break the rules, retard. You just don't get caught on /v/ as often cause it's fast.

>>715180153
Goddamn, Ororo is so fucking FINE tho.

LOBOTOMY CHICKEN, DO YOUR THING

>>715180529
You can say the word jew without sucking their dicks, you slavish retard.

Malva got away with everything.

>>715180469
>What are the odds?
Right?!

Remember when there was a good run at this GDQ?

>>715179878 (OP)
MIG

>>715180431
I liked SV but yeah the E4 was shit. They could've at least changed the fucking color the room for each for to fit to the type. That would've been literally 5 minutes of work.

>>715180529
And they also allow blatant "racism" against whites, so again, anarcho-tyranny.

>>715180324
>So in that case what rights are trans people missing?
The ability to legally be perverts by using women's bathrooms to spy on women.

>>715180539
Marvel Rivals has been cooking with their skins for her.

>>715180307
>fuck races we hate races!!
>oh is that metrooid OH MY SOI S S S S
Pointing out eh hyprocrisy of you fags is not contrarianism

>>715180628
no?

>>715180047
>cries about sexual harassment

>but now that we started to bring along bulbasau-
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715180431
Please understand
N64 cannot handle too many polygons

>>715180560
Is that the new secret handshake to weed out the tourists?

wait, was that pokemon literal jingling keys?
is that what pokemon has turned into since I last played it 20 years ago?

>>715180628
Shoujo slap punch out was good

>>715180675
>races are bad except when they arent
this isnt hypocrisy though, its called an exception

I’m gonna assume this run sucked?

>>715180724
there's a teapot pokemon too

>>715179953
I WANNA HAVE A PURE TIME
EVERYONE'S A NOBLE MIND

>>715180724
Bro the boo boo keys pokemon has existed for 12 years at this point, get with the times

>>715180765
You'd be correct

>>715180724
M8 we've had a magnet Pokemon since day 1.

>>715180724
It's ok, in a few gens there's a pokemon that's a teacup it evolves into a teapot.

You best be appreciating Pokemon as the Godless night approaches.

>>715180765
It wasn't all that bad, just kind boring

>>715179995
you missed the fatphobic slip. He called someone a fatty jokingly because they said they really loved ice cream or some shit. I think he's poz cucked, and any one of us in his position would face the same fate. No one actively posting here is an alpha. Not one.

>>715180431
I like the roof the champion match takes place on and the fact the real champion match is in the square before the school staircase, but yeah, the actual Elite Four room was atrocious.

>>715180324
the right to play metroid and make female characters in bloodborne and elden ring justifying them being called female and using womens restrooms

uh oh girl pickers

>choosing to be a girl during my first playthrough awakened something deep inside me
>trans rights!

>>715180724
First gen has a pokemon that is literally just a pokeball

>>715180724
It's always been a game for literal children, babbys first RPG before playing real ones.

Quickdraw Janny sits around in his underwear
Evaders spamming loli, pulling out all of his hair
Quickdraw Janny's happy Pokemons nearly there

>>715180724
gen 1 has a pokemon that is a literal pokeball the designs have always been retarded

>>715180765
I didn't watch any of it, I'm just here to rate it ZZZ when it's over.

Getting groomed by a pokemon game.
Many such cases

Why are Pokémon runs always so boring?

>>715180190
mmm milkers

>>715180724
Klefki is a fucking fun Pokémon, shut up
It's a little bastard trickster that steals people's keys and doesn't give them back
It also makes compfags seethe because it's genuinely strong Pokémon

>>715180908
lack of webster

This is what happens when you pick the female character anons.

>choosing a girl in a vidya made you realize you were a tranny

Fucking hell

>>715180908
Because the games are boring, and so are the people who run them

>>715180854
NTA but Voltorb and Electrode are obviously a Pokemon spin on the classic RPG concept of mimics, since they look like the item sprite.

>>715180818
Don't care about the gacha but thanks for the two songs coming to arcade Taikos next week

>>715180832
>No one actively posting here is an alpha. Not one.
Besides me, Calebhart and Puncy of course.

AHHHH HOLD UP. They raised the est. again

>>715180908
The fun of Pokemon is making your own personalized team and watching somebody else play it removes that element entirely

>>715180957
so the keys cant be mimics then? keys exist in the pokemon universe too

>>715180908
pokemon games have no gameplay except mashing A

>>715180957
I never realized that

>>715180724
gen 1 literally has a pokemon that is literally a bunch of eggs with angry faces, fuck off man

>>715180931
>all the best girls are loaders
really makes you think

>>715180980
Oh my god just fucking end it.

The misery is almost over

>>715180980
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>715180628
rose and camelia, majoras mask, sekiro, etc
not sime broccoli haired faggot zoomers doing a race, thats for sure

>>715180980
Meds. Now. It was always 4:02

>>715180980
>They raised the est. again
How are you people still surprised when this happens after they meet an incentive that has them doing additional things that weren't taken into account during the initial estimate? Of course the estimate goes up. The run's scope has expanded. This happens literally every time an incentive is met.

>>715180980
two more weeks

>>715180675
>you MUST adhere to these strict rules that i imagined you set for yourself!
fuck off retard, races are generally stupid as hell because one person gets ahead in the first 5 seconds and thats the race. The metroid race broke that precedent, it was close the whole time and was therefore good.

>>715180952
Siglemic, Cosmo and who?

>>715181053
> not sime broccoli haired faggot zoomers doing a race, thats for sure
This run was a co-op run. Perhaps you can only see the run if you're white? That's a bummer for you

>kungfufruitcup
>frozenflygone
>rubiehart
>jaidlyn
why is it always the same chick doing the stuff on GDQ?
do new comers get bullied before they they can even enter?

>>715181135
That's Kung fu fruitcup

>>715181092
wrong and you are extremely retarded

>>715181092
eat shit and die

migsterino

>>715181135
Agent 47
oh and also some girl idk

>>715179878 (OP)
I'm in

>>715180980
With all the estimate gaslighting, who's behind ESA? Ahab?

>>715180980
Stop noticing these things

>haven't checked the stream in a while
>they added 7 minutes to the estimate

l m a o

Is it over yet?

>>715181092
the incels arent going to like this trvth nvke

>>715180957
That's not really an excuse. Pokemon has done other "mimics" and their designs aren't boring ass

TRANS
FATS

>>715181176
I didn't realize she was an oldboi

>>715181147
Be glad we still have any real women left.

>>715181250
They won't let it end

>>715181147
Normal women leave when they grasp scale of the insecure troons

they have to EV train in this run???

Is Ash pikachu a boy or a girl?

>>715180908
The appeal of Pokemon runs is watching someone barely make it through tough encounters with a very tight route while avoiding the game fucking them in the ass with RNG. It's only entertaining if the runner is entertaining and can explain the depth of what they're doing well. Werster was and still is basically the only Pokemon runner who can do that, and every other Pokemon runner is a cringey manchild who isn't entertaining to watch.

tl;dr werster

>>715180908
They are boring, but I hestitate to agree with you fags anymore because its clear none of you are consistent with your gripes. Youll say Pokemon is boring but turn around and suck off metroid, youll say jrpgs are boring but then suck off souls, youll say shooters are boring but then suck off resident evil, youll say races and randomizers are boring but then suck off one of the aforementioned 3 if they do a race or randomizer.

>>715181330
magic

What is this trans rights thing I keep hearing on the stream? Is it like the mario coin sound in ESA?

>>715181092
you keep telling yourself that if it helps you cope

>>715181330
Umm that's how time works, sweetie. It counts up.

>>715180923
>t. sappho
unreal, lmao

>>715180980
No they didn't? Take your medication.
This is your first warning. Next time your twitch account gets a timeout.

>>715181330
>UH OH.webm
more like Yu-Gi-Uh-Oh!.webm

Checking in, how much left

>>715181008
Not as something the player character directly interacts with in the overworld. The games still use PokeBalls for all items last time I checked. Although I think SV has these stupid chests, I guess? >>715181261

How come the estimate has been increased?

>>715181358
It helps that Werster is the one that figures out like half the routes himself.
I don't believe for a second that any of these Pokemon runners at GDQ have ever looked into the step counter like he has.

>>715181359
>Its almost as if "anon" is thousands of different people each with individual thoughts!
Christ, tourist.

>>715181359
Metroid isn't boring
Souls games aren't JRPGs
races and randomizers can be kino but more often than not aren't

You're a fucking retard.

>>715180451
>spike
>white

Fuck these shitty balloon games with their right-handed only controls.

Swiftalu is such a cutie! I want to sniff her panties

>>715181454
Theoretically it can go on forever

>>715181330
let it go, enjoy the runs :).

if they ever remove the voice activity indicator we're going to need a software wizard to make something that adds a 5 second delay, does speech recognition and auto mutes any mention of "trans rights"

>>715181480
Because depending on who you are, you're allowed to take as much time as you want in these events

Be honest /v/, do you have any tranny friends? I lost a good homie to the DISEASE.

>>715181514
just flip around your 3DS

>>715180451
he's loud and obnoxious

>>715181359
still seething that metroid was the best run not only this GDQ but probably the past 10 years of GDQs?

why the fuck are they EV training

That's a penis

It's called Spewpa and it's a penis

120 post timer

>>715180047
where's the fucker who said that was conservative dress?

>>715181480
They got the incentives that take up time.

>>715181330
just enjoy the runs man

>moving target estimate
fuck off

>>715181037
This
Niggas will whine over the key Pokemon but ignite the fucking snake called "Ekans"

>>715181580
Because this game is very hard

>>715181554
Me in the back

>>715181330
IT NEVER ENDS

>day 5 and only at 1.1mil
its dead isnt it?

>>715181115
>point out hypocrisy
>NO DONT MAKE UP RULES
What are you even talking about? Then you agree anyway. Jesus some of you have deeper mental issues than we thought.

Liking Cromartie HS is extra evidence of your poor valuation skills

>>715181514
They fucking ruled. Your fault for using the wrong fucking hand, idiot

>>715181564
Nope

>>715181580
incentive for minigame. that's why the estimate went up

Diantha is the least memorable and impactful champion in the series.
She barely shows up in the game, and is very, very obviously the champion before being introduced as such. Same way that Lysandre is very obviously the villain.

>>715181330
increasing the estimate is always the weirdest cope

>>715180908
The fun of pokemon for me was always the post game grind and collection. They are boring as fuck games, people make nuzlockers and other rules to make it less shitty to watch.

HOW IS IT STILL GOING

>>715181554
is that megamind?

>>715181330
delete this

>>715181517
brb after forever

>>715181619
Stop being a schizo it was always [REDACTED]

anyone remember that dude that spent $1k on a donation to propose to his gf and they never read it?

Wow............. this run............... so entertaining............... Pokemon speedruns are so fucking boring

>>715181680
Ah, money well spent.

>>715181564
No but I work with one, though they're also heavily autistic and never speak so we get on just fine.

>>715181281
sex with this creature

>>715181564
I know a former friend who has since become a troonie, but no, no one I'm in contact with is a troonie.

>>715181703
Funniest run in years, imagine choking on a Disney Tetris game of all things

>>715181696
It's honestly embarrassing how shit and irrelevant she is, lol. At least her music is good.
Even Geeta is popular. Fucking Geeta.

>>715181370
it's a corporate safe mantra to numb your mind from actually thinking about the real pending issues that are very corporate unfriendly

>>715181564
one of my old friends from hs went trans around 7 years ago, didn't really change anything as they weren't the type to make it a personality substitute

>donation incentives for more gameplay
>meet them
>amount of gameplay increases
>time estimate goes up accordingly
>UHHHHH WHY IS THE ESTIMATE GOING UP IS THERE A CONSPIRACY DID SOMEONE AT GDQ WORK WITH THE FBI WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>715181680
>There are people who spend money to torture others
I thought the people who supported this event couldn't get any worse

>>715181696
congrats you just described every champion except lance and leon

I still don't get what trans rights is supposed to mean... can someone explain?

>>715181006
everyone look and point at the retard

None these dorks are funny, they do not have the personalities to carry the event.

>>715181838
>triggered

this commentary is amazing
loving the run
going to give it an S!

>>715181838
everybody has it on mute

>>715181737
I miss when you could check people's donation history
which reminds me, a lot of the old attentionwhores stopped donating when they took that away

>>715181856
>Blue

>>715181865
Cool it with the antisemitism and just enjoy the speedruns

>>715181865
They want the tax payers to fund all their hormones and NEET lifestyle
They also want free access to children

>>715181564
Never even seen one irl.

Did the estimate go up again?

>>715181856
>Who is Cynthia?

>>715181564
Only a nonbinary AFAB. I don't mind those, they're not ruining their bodies with hormones and surgery.

>>715181838
hey retard it is more entertaining to have the runner meet the incentive as well as the original estimate. why have an estimate at all at this point. FUCK YOU

>>715181865
It's privileges. They want privileges but they can't say that out loud so they call their privileges "rights."

I'm back and ready for some more metroid
>daily recap beforehand
shit

>>715181330
rookie numbers

Baguette!

>>715181838
uh huh

>>715180358
for me, it's GTB

torkal is the killer of transrights is he our boi now?

RATE POKEMON X RUN

>>715182013
>another JRPG
I see a theme here

>>715181856
>Cynthia
Retard

>Trans rights died
KEK

>>715181928
Jesus that's depressing

>>715182059
C. Kinda boring

How many times did they have to extend the estimate?

>>715182059
SSS for my wife swiftalu

>>715182059
ZZZ

>>715182059
>still comes under original estimate
/v/ BTFO

AUTOMATIC SSS

>>715182059
D

>>715182059
It's not over

>>715182059
Pokemon Z

Where is Stellar Blade run?

>>715182059
No, I'm not going to rate it

>>715182059
Took way too long
C

>>715182059
F

>>715181856
Steven Stone had aura and had a cool team

>>715182059
D

>>715182059
ZZZ

>run over
Someone post the "It's been 300 years" screen please

>>715182059
Z

>>715182059
ZZZ

>>715181928
>Spend 1.7k on a troon event that doesn't read your message
or
>Spend 1.7k to go on holiday and propose to your girlfriend there
Baffling

>>715182059
Z

>>715182059
D

i cant believe trans rights is fucking dead

>>715182059
D for Didn't watch

>>715182059
F for fucking boring as pokeshit

>>715182059
ZZZ

>>715182059
FFF
One F for each:
>pokemon
>trans rights
>raised estimate

>>715182059
c-
>>715182080
at the very end no less

>>715182059
ZZZ

>>715182112
Coming up after the Hogwarts Legacy run

>>715181824
Geeta is an interesting (not good) character in how the Paldea league is basically her pet project and she installed herself at the top as a "champion that cannot be dethroned".

Her team is laughably incompetent to the point you question if she was throwing on purpose, by using a lead Pokémon (Glimmora) as her ace, and a final gambit Pokémon (Kingambit) too early.

FINALY, IT'S BEEN 4 HOURS

>>715182059
Z didn't watch

>>715182112
Not a video game

>>715182059
B, not great, but not terrible

>>715181936
I mean it sincerely pic was a misclick
>>715181942
>>715181989
I guess that makes sense if that's the case

>people do speedruns of RPGs
Nani?

>>715181665
You keep calling it hypocrisy, when it is simply nuance. Most races suck. This one was good. Its really that simple. There is no rule that says we hate one race, we must hate all races, like you seem to be suggesting.
>your taste in *unrelated thing* means your "valuation" skills are bad
nice argument

>>715182059
Z

>>715182059
D

>>715181330
By this point I'm tempted to start watching the 2014 SGDQ recordings and forget about this.

Oh wait, it's finally over.

>>715182059
ZZZ. Pokemon isn't my cup of tea; watching animals fighting for hours isn't fun

>it's been 3000 years
3000 years since this run started ehehehe

Reminder that the estimate is just that, an estimate. It is there solely to let the viewer know roughly how long the current run will take. The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it, or adjusting it to suit how the run is progressing.

>>715182059
F

>>715182112
there would be mass suicides

>>715182059
ZZZ

>>715182059
D

>>715182059
A

>>715182059
ZZZ

it really fucking has been, get these fuckers off the couch. NEXT

Lol you don't even need to beat the final boss to win the game? Nice
>>715182059
D

>>715182059
C. Please get a second channel for longer runs GDQ. It's been 3000 years.

>>715182059
ZZZ
i sleep

Why did they think having TWO 4 HOUR POKEMON RUNS IN THE SAME EVENT A DAY AFTER THE OTHER was a good idea?

>>715182059
S for Swiftalu sweet pussy

>>715182059
B-

>>715181564
Yeah, he took estrogen for like 2 or 3 years, didn't get surgery. He then stopped after getting a GF and having a kid. Meanwhile I'm still a KHV lmao

>>715182197
>jeeta
>her pet project and she installed herself at the top as a "champion that cannot be dethroned".
this is social commentary

>>715182207
F

>>715182059
no

>>715181330
I did not consent to our stream being clipped like that. Expect a strongly worded letter from our lawyers.

>>715182239
The estimates have always been maximum estimates.

>>715182059
>all those ratings
>after the entire thread has admitted to not even watching it
these ratings are so bullshit

does anyone can post the chart with the scores, I want to watch a good run on Youtube.

>>715182275
This or at least do these runs between 12am and 6am

>>715182059
C

>>715182059
K

>>715182059
F

Guys, am I imagining things or is "Greetings from Germany" nowhere nearly as common these days as it used it be?
Is my country actually based and doesn't want to support the gender mafia?

>>715181564
Two previous friends who trooned out. Was friends with one chick who wanted to be a guy, but it was pretty obvious her deal was just trauma/dysphoria and not a fetish like most of these freaks.
But one of my friends who trooned out was a father, and I absolutely cannot conscion that shit.

fuck this failed theater kid adef

>>715182289
They raised a fuck ton on both

Nasty fucks.

ENHANCE

>>715182059
D
game is shit, the run itself is uninteresting and shit, couch did their best but sometimes your best just isn't good enough

>>715182059
Didn't watch. Had it on mute whole time. Z

>>715182334
kys pedo

>>715182342
Bullshit runs deserve bullshit ratings

>>715182274
It's a glorified cutscene, you're meant to sweep him. You don't refight the guy if you go back to E4 in postgame.

>>715182059
Diantha is gorgeous and lovable. I'm glad people are still seething over her beating Lance, cause their tears are delicious.

Honestly, I didn't realize that it didn't matter whether you win or lose against AZ.

I sensibly chuckled that the run ends getting defeated

>>715182059
C
mainly too long, but the runner was chill and knowledgeable. ok commentary, not too obnoxious like past pokemon runs have been

>>715182404
>>715182416
Why are you two focusing on that?

>>715182059
F
Pokemon runs are always an F unless it is werster.

yapyapyap

this guy looks like he's jacking off under that blanket, why the fuck can't he stop moving

>he/him/his
his what? allegations?

>>715182347
You'll have to wait for chartecker to stop gooning his italian bear cock

>>715182059
B

Good vibe, chill couch, but Pokemon runs are getting a bit boring by now.

>>715182059
ZZZ

>>715182059
Z (heh)

>>715181870
Explain instead of being a cunt

>>715182059
ZZZ
Played Penko Park instead. Cute Pokemon Snap clone. Not as good as Pokemon Snap though.

Is Pokemon Snap 2 on the Switch worth it?

>>715182382
They get those donations and meme donations still it's just they never read them out loud anymore

Worst GDQ ever. man what a week this has been.

HAHA THIS IS SOOOOOOO FUNNNYYYY

>>715182342
>Run is so shit nobody is watching it
>"NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THE RUN WAS BAD!!!!!!"

>>715182505
>Is Pokemon Snap 2 on the Switch worth it?
The only Pokemon game I've owned since a gifted Sun. It's bretty gud.

>>715182059
Z

>>715182505
>Is Pokemon Snap 2 on the Switch worth it?
It might be good on Switch 2 if there's a performance boost

Wait it's a commander box and they show a collector boosters box?

Metroid Zero Mission is next holy shit a REAL GAME! A real fuckin’ speed game, hell yes.

nice ass

>>715182383
>But one of my friends who trooned out was a father,
Good lord. That must be fucked up for the kid(s).

why is there a run timer

Damn even I got more ass than her

>>715182446
based diantha chad

>rubie pantyline
rubiebros we're eaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhggggg

>>715182112
I'm curious if it will ever get through. There were two submissions for agdq, but none for sgdq.

>>715182059
C wish the couch knew what they were talking about instead of begging for donations

and just like that, /v/ fell in love with rubie
again

>>715182059
Z

mmm yes YES i want my blanket prize to be used by and stinking of GDQ staffers delicious

>>715182342
Man let it go
Enjoy the threads

>>715182059
I'm doin' him a D

>>715182554
Would you give a rating to a movie you never watched or a game you never played? It just makes you look like a retard.

>>715182059
Z

>Lusting over Rubie
Grim

GDQ bros
Do you prefer to watch it live or check the recordings on YouTube ?

>>715182678
>Would you give a rating to a movie you never watched or a game you never played
movie critics and games journos do this. why is it allowed when they do it but not us?

>>715182404
>>715182416
God that's so fucking hot

>>715182342
Imagine taking gdq charts seriously

What is this?
No seriously who approved this?

>>715182707
live, it's not the same without the threads

>>715182678
>Would you give a rating to a game you never played?

>>715182707
i don't know what sort of deranged freak would ever bother to watch this without the threads

>>715182707
live with the thread

>>715182707
I don't watch recordings. Not the same without live shitposting. Simple as

>>715182059
Z

>>715182707
Live with the boys why would I watch this shit alone?

>>715182707
>

>>715182059
F

I'm going to submit Mario run and then launch Stellar Blade instead (choosing the coomiest outfit of course)

>>715182342
Nigger if it's so bad I turn the stream off after an hour, I give it a ZZZ. It's that simple.
If it really picked up afterwards, then those who stayed and watched it will give good enough votes to even it out. If they don't? Guess fucking what, it deserves a shit rating.

>>715182735
Sent, unironically.

>>715182059
ZZZ

>>715182707
GDQ is barely watchable with these threads, without them, its unwatchable

>>715182707
if you watch the VODs on youtube after the fact, you didn't really watch it

>>715182773
wtf is that thing?

>>715182059
Z

can they use a tiny fraction of the million dollars to buy a couple lights for the stage

>>715182707
The threads are the only thing that make this event tolerable to watch so if course live

>>715182707
No point watching the recordings, I'll just seek out the best run available for that game instead.
I'm here for the live shitposting.

>>715182773
one webm of rubie's ass please senor...

>>715182678
>Watch movie
>Get bored of movie and turn it off
>Rate it badly as it put you to sleep
>"UH NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT YOU DIDN'T WATCH IT ALL"

>>715182782
big if true

>>715182656
Fokken stolen

>>715182735
It's at midnight, chill

>>715182678
Ordinarily, you'd be right that it's unfair to rate like that.
But how much of a fucking 4 hour menu game run do I need to watch to know that it's shit?

Flirting with Serena!
Inviting Serena out for dinner!
Getting to know Serena!
Participating in a Pokémon Battle with Serena!
Walking home with Serena!
Lending Serena my coat to keep her warm!
Holding hands with Serena!
Kissing Serena on the cheek!
Serena kissing me back on the mouth!
Entering an intense makeout session with Serena!
Grabbing Serena's ass while we're kissing!
Asking Serena for consent to continue!
Sliding my hand under Serena's pantsu!
Fingering Serena's pussy!
Feeling Serena's pussy-juices squirt onto my hand as her insides spasm!
Serena telling me to lie down on her bed!
Serena teasing my cock with her lips and tongue!
Serena sucking my dick!
Forcing Serena's head all the way down my shaft while I cum!
Serena willingly swallowing my cum!
Serena undressing herself in front of me!
Playing with Serena's medium-large breasts!
Licking Serena's armpits!
Thrusting my cock in-between Serena's thighs!
Sliding my cock inside Serena!
Passionately fucking Serena in her pussy followed by her asshole!
Cumming inside of Serena multiple times!
Looking at Serena nearly passed out on her bed after intense sex!
Tucking Serena into her own bed!
Entering Serena's bed with her after all is said and done!
Kissing Serena on the cheek again before hugging her and falling asleep!

I love Serena!

Why no CovertMuffin this summer??

>>715182830
sylveon, a pokemon

rather concerning how few masks there have been this year

>>715182735
>2h of MHWilds
Why. Do a MHFU Popo-Tongue Tigrex% run instead.

>watching old runs
>game originally released on console
>run is pc version
No thanks. Poorly done ports ans command line shir, hacks, etc just arent fun.
Watxhing THPS4 this runner just said he personally wrote his own patches

>>715182889
get help

>>715182841
Camerafag anon had been seething all week over this I pray for you
Maybe next year they'll upgrade from high school technicians

>>715182707
Live for sure cuz thread. But if I miss one I'll check old threads while I watch

They should have had Hotline Miami. Games are fucking insanely good and would be so fun to watch live speedruns.

>>715182707
Live with the thread, then watch the few noteworthy runs afterwards that I missed

>>715182889
I kneel

>>715182830
ESA hair sniffer

>>715182917
>Watxhing THPS4 this runner just said he personally wrote his own patches
Okay but that's based

>>715182707
I’m just here to fuck around with anons and shitpost. There’s typically only two runs worth watching each day and the rest are filler.

>Live concert
Seriously, who the FUCK asked for this?
And am I right in assuming it's more nepo bullshit?

>>715182898
I feel bad for Sylveon.
It never fucking stood a chance with those colors, that design. Fucking fruity fairy shits.
Legit first bad Eeveelution.

>>715182915
That would require getting good. Easier to just play wilds and let the game do the work for you.

>>715182059
B - pretty cozy, nice interactions between runners couch and crowd.

>>715182342
>the seethe replies
This literally happens for all the boring runs no one talks about only to suddenly get a bunch of B and above ratings
It happens EVERY time yet it only gets mentioned when it happens to a bad run

YES
I
AM
NOTICING

Oh yeah how was Neon White and THPS last night? The host was insufferable during Reach so I dropped out after it

>>715182895
yea I need his laugh back in my life

>>715182994
>they couldn't even get The Protomen

>Zero Mission
Ah yes, literally the best video game remake of all time.

>>715182994
Blame the retards who thought the garbage they did during Crazy Taxi last time was actually good.

>>715182948
The run of the first game is cool, the second one is just sniping shit that's offscreen.

>>715182895
didn't he post some twitlonger shit about being addicted to something? I think he quit speedrunning over that

>>715182743
I haven't been to 4chan in 7 months. This has been so unbearable that I fucking brought me back.

The guy that said "Sooner or later everybody comes back. You are here forever" was so damn right.

>>715182707
Years ago I would sometimes watch the vods.
With so many host interruptions and general low level of play theres really no reason to watch any recordings in recent years

Where is the PWHAHA laughing guy?

>>715181959
A character who does fucking nothing the whole game until she’s randomly shoved as the champion at the end exactly like the character you’re screeching about

>>715182994
First of all, wow. What a problematic attitude. Second, GDQ is more than just speedrunning. It's about charity, entertainment, and then speedrunning in that order.
Perhaps you need to hydrate?

could I be a pro speedrunner someday ?

>>715183095
not here

>>715183067
Most of the thread was going nuts for it, then again so were they with the YES CHEF shit.

>>715182948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVKw2cOBiTo&t=16m50s
good news, they did have them back when gdq was allowed to be a little fun

>>715182059
D

>>715183083
Mr. Burns?

>>715183067
there's a difference between a standalone "concert" and having a backing band during an actual game run, retard

>>715183065
It's absolutely awful as a remake because it's a completely different fucking game. You haven't played Metroid if you played Zero Mission. It's a reimagining.

>>715182994
There's been a noticeable increase in non-vidya segments especially at prime time.
Quiz shows and theatre skits and shit.

>>715183065
...but enough about the Resident Evil Remake

>>715182707
If its a good run, watch without /v/ because theyll bitch all the way through unless its resident evil, souls, or metroidvanias where they magically make an exception for everything.

On trainwrecks its worth it live with the thread keeping you sane

>>715182059
S

>>715182079
>thinking cynthia is impactful
retard

>>715183041
People tend to stop talking about runs they are genuinely enjoying because they are busy watching it.
When the run is garbage there's no point in paying full attention. The thread died for the first 20 odd minutes of Halo Reach until the host got so grating the entire thread was bitching.

>>715183130
This is how it looked when I had my mom try Mario

>>715183130
H-HAYAI

>>715183162
>live music at a speedrun event is good when I say so

>>715182678
It's a speedrun marathon, get a grip.

>MSF
Insert basic bitch Metal Gear joke here.

>>715182841
all volunteer crew please understand

>>715183065
I like Zero Mission over Super Metroid. Super has some slight delay in its controls and doesn't have a map marker for directions, so I dropped it.
Played Zero, Fusion, AM2R and Dread no problem afterwards. Wish Super Metroid got a mod that made it ADHD friendly.

>>715183065
>adventurously rebirths in your way

>>715183248
is it? or is it a tranny con

>>715183006
i like it
male sylveon is great

Yarimono speedrun when?

>>715181578
the guy on the right has been photoshoped right?

>>715183150
>2015

>>715183173
Because it’s a much better game than Metroid. The only part that sucks is the forced stealth section and how 100% is incredibly forced with power bombs which have no reason to exist and just pad out game time as you go back through the whole map finding shit to get with them.

>>715183224
>Host was so bad even spike had to come off mic and tell him to calm it down
Kek

>>715183051
mediocre runs turned into unwatchable runs due to host.

>>715182948
I remember HM1 being run. Maybe it was ESA though, I learned about a weird score bug during that run.

>>715183263
You are a disgusting person and I hate you.

>>715183308
He's just wearing a mask.

>>715183106
That isn't Cynthia at all. She actively travels Sinnoh during your own journey as she's researching Sinnoh's mythology, and you cross paths a few times.

>>715182059
ZZZ

>>715183323
>Because it’s a much better game than Metroid
That doesn't make it a good remake.

>>715183156
Maybe, if Mr Burns posts on /v/.

>>715183263
That's fair

>>715183006
this. they gave it a fucking bowtie ffs.

More Metroid? Automatic SSS for me.

>>715183359
Unfortunately for you, I spend 600 eurobucks a month on games, so my sensibilities sway the industry and you get left in the dust playing games catering to me instead of you.

I hope the Metroid Zero Mission and Bloodborne runs are full of trannies and annoying donation readers, going over estimates, etc just to watch /v/ spam S rartngs anyway

At last.

>>715183263
>Super has some slight delay in its controls
u wot

>>715183323
>Hating the ZSS
Leave

>>715183347
heh.
id break this one in half though.

>he/him
>is a girl
why is gdq like this

>>715183083
>I haven't been to 4chan in 7 months.
where do you find your porn

>>715183356
Hotline was run relatively consistently from 2013 to 2016, and after that it has only appeared at ESA thanks to the Jackintosh and Jackyrite.

>>715183173
>it's a bad remake because it remakes the game

Oh I remember this Metroid runner. He made a joke last time about how the Playstation has no games, right?

METROID BROS ASSEMBLE

>>715182059
F

>>715134671
>>715134795
There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!

>>715183150
Is it too violent now or something?

best run of the day so far and we arent even a minute in

>>715182059
Z

>oh greay another fat tran-
>"he/him"
>...Huh?
He looks more feminine than Katie4

You know a run is about being fast when there's a car as part of the couch

>Orb spam
Oh no...

>>715183491
4chan ;)

>>715183536
not a lot of competition

>>715183359
That's fine. I'm a complete elitist autist hipster about anime, I can emphasize.

>>715183438
You're not me. Shut up.

>playing the JP version
O... kay? Sure.

I LOVE GBA GAMES
INSTANT SSS

>>715181564
Lost contact with them, legit no clue what they're doing or if they're alive

>he/him
Why is GDQ so bad at pronouns?

>>715183382
>sh-she actively travels the region and talks to you maybe twice!
Oh…so exactly like Diantha then

when the fuck are we going to get a metroid 2 speedrun
and I don't mean AM2R, I mean the original metroid 2

>>715183130
You're on par with the Quake speedrunner so there's hope

>>715183379
I was thinking more about the enormous hands

>>715183494
What's ESA? Never heard of it. I forget to even check in for GDQ half the time. I guess it's an offshoot. What does it stand for?

I hope the Metroid Zero Mission and Bloodborne runs are full of trannies and annoying donation readers, going over estimates, etc just to watch /v/ spam S rartngs anyway

>>715183461
yeah, he's super cute

>>715183556
this dude's dick hasn't been hard in seven months

>>715183095
In rehab for alcoholism.

>>715183523
doubt it, gdq seems obsessed with not repeating games now unless it's some shitty new meme category
or 4 hour snoozefests I guess

>fat bastard with long hair
>he/him pronouns
>real speedgame
>ryan ford on couch
I will now watch your run.

>>715183438
how does one find 600 eurocoins worth of games to buy per year, much less per month? Based ubergoyim slop consumer.

>>715183076
What the fuck? Addicted to what, gaming or to cocaine?

>>715183613
European Speedrunning Association

That kid moving in the chair looks like he does not want to be there.

>Long Beam mentioned
Y'know, I never understood the point of having the beam be short in the first place. Weird ass design decision that was rightfully ignored in every other game.

>>715183567
It's over for me

>>715183684
He knows he's in danger.

>>715183567
would wear that

>EEEEEEEEEEE
What is this? Metroid Yorkshire?

>>715183613
You... what?
European Speedrunning Assembly

>>715183567
She's not attractive.

>>715183491
Have you ever attempted to watch all the porn that you stashed in an HDD for years but never beat the sausage to? Something like that.

So glad BigJon lost the weight

>>715183684
>bringing your son here
borderline child abuse. i'm not kidding.

>>715183308
no anon not at all, there was also Krusty the Klown there for some reason

>>715183692
>that pit pusy

Basic Power Suit appreciation.

>>715183670
I play 80h per week on average, pretty consistently. I made it early with investing my dad's money so I'm set for life just living off 3.5% of that every year.

>>715183792
haha
y-yeah

>>715183753
That's ok, most of /v/ is desperate.

This is a FTM tranny isnt it

>>715183814
Finally some nice shaved pitties instead of the fucking forest a couple nights ago

>>715183601
Based, MII is a fun game but faggots hate it now that AM2R is out

>>715183750
fix your audio filename saar

>>715183750
How tall is Edenal?

>>715179878 (OP)
took me a year to find this thread because of the phoneposter filename

>>715183601
I don't like black white shit.

what are Ryan Ford's pronouns?

>>715183814
Pls, I'm in public

>>715183875
I thought they were just fatdrogenus

>>715183901
is audio a 4chanx feature? i cant find the option

>100% Zero Mission
hell yeah

>>715183785
no but if you want to point me out to a pornography package for which I literally do not have the time to jack off to every video I'm more than glad to take the challenge

>>715183834
>hopeless virginity

>>715183889
You don't happen to have a pic of that?

>>715183875
Rent free.

>>715183943
>Ctrl F
>SGD-
It's that simple

>>715183901
i fucking hate windows
thanks

>>715183875
nope MTF that hasn't come out yet

>>715183817
For me, it's the basic dread suit.

>>715183946
I'll put white stuff in your black mom

>>715183984
kys subhuman pedo

>>715182059
ZZZ

>>715183875
Having gynos doesn't always make you a tranny

>>715184027
I don't like the blue, but Varia Barrier Dread suit is fucking good shit holy fuck.

>>715183875
They're more feminine looking and sounding than katie4 so yeah probably

>>715182059
D, boring and too much troon shit. That being said it’s way better than the nepokemon earlier

>after we meet that pump and dump incentive
just tuned in, wtf? is kungfu that desperate?

why does this event have a segment for a game that isnt in the schedule?

>>715183965
that's a cute kirby so I'll spoonfeed you step one
4chan external sounds

>>715183875
Yes. GDQ's next phase is going to be all ftm trannies and nonbinaries

>>715183606
He's just wearing fake hands like that guy from Sunny.

>>715184132
Trying to bait the front page.

>>715182059
C

>>715184136
ty :)

Wait, the runner is NOT a "she/her"? I'm genuinely surprised

They keep shouting "Trans Rights" but I still have no idea what that actually means or what is it about.

>>715184132
didn't the woman who got proposed yesterday say she was gonna run this as a bonus game

>>715184130
Imagine being this retarded

>>715184130
sounds like a you problem

>>715184027
Damn right. Our girl has the best fits. Straight up the only bad suit is Fusion Varia.

>>715183067
Crazy Taxi was actually fun though for what it was. Fairly sure it was also on a pretty meh day too so it made it easier to be hyped for it.
A actual concert isn't that.

>>715183491
anywhere else on the internet. Like pixiv and rule34 are right there with all the idiot chatter underneath the pictures. gif has been utter shit for a long time now and D has like 2 good threads to the rest being shit or dicks

WHAT versions?

>turned up the game audio
thank you tech crew

>>715184132
They either will force it in, or it's gonna be an ad for some of the sister events, like the black, tranny, or furry only events.

at the rate this is going how many years do you think it will be before one of the GDQ segments is a doctor just conducting bottom surgery on someone

>>715184226
Fusion varia is fine apart from the ingame sprite.

>tune in
>literally the worst words are the power word
>actually autistic small kid in the audience
lord have mercy

>Isaac skin in last place for balatro bidwar
GDQ fags have no taste

>>715183875
Voice sounds too deep but FtMs transition a bit more gracefully so who knows

>>715184217
look at the op picture, i've no interest in these threads

>>715183978
Nah, Just Mid 2000s pre-pornhub stuff, and even further backwards with DVDrips. Tracy Lords, Chasey Lain... I guess it can be considered "vintage" by now.

>>715184259
only if they do it without borders

potentially good run?

>>715184289
it's over for american youth

>>715184328
TINY TIM GET DOWN,
DON'T YOU DARE TO DREAM

>>715184259
Now that would be an impressive speedrun

>the tram room
>most boring room in the game
Excuse you?

>>715184132
this is gonna be the final game of SGDQ 2026 isn't it...

>>715184214
>>715184258
>checks FF schedule
yep that girl who was proposed to is running it as a bonus run at FF, fuck

Time to bully the fuck out of Kraid

TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH

what is that sound in the background

>>715184442
annoying lady yelling

I'M GONNA SAY IT
I CAN'T HOLD IT BACK
I HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH TO THE WORLD
Fusion>ZM

>>715184417
dumb little potbelly bitch

The fuck is the autismo kid yelling
How long until he gets escorted out

>Kraid jobbing hard
Yep.

>>715184442
ORBBBBBBBBBB

>>715183453
It’s bad. And only becomes good when you get the gravity suit.

>>715184470
Fusion fukken sux

>>715184470
correct

>>715184470
it is truth

>>715184470
I liked how Fusion was more dangerous with how much damage you took from everything, felt harder than ZM because of that.

yep

>>715184481
They're going EEEEEEEEEEEE when they pick up an E tank.

I played through all 2D Metroids for the first time like two years ago and I don't think I managed to shinespark in zero mission or super.

>>715184470
tru

It's that heckin boi.

>>715183618
thats a biofem, you can tell by the way the legs pivot from the hips and meet at a point need at the knees.
basically, mens legs shoot straight down from the hips, women's point inward. work on your trandar, it can save your life.

they say all remakes are shit but I genuinely think Zero Mission is better than the original Metroid.
not that the original Metroid was bad, it was quite a groundbreaking game for the time and I still like it, Zero Mission is just better.

This game looks pretty nice for a GBA game? I mean aesthetically

>>715184640
It is until the stealth section. At that point it becomes a 0/10.

Would you?

>>715184610
You're never quite required to shinespark, outside of grabbing collectibles

>>715184640
8bit samus was cuter tbqh

>>715183828
That still doesn't answer my question. I could consistently spend 600 a month on games and even if I did have hours and hours a day to play them, there just aren't enough good games coming out to spend 600 a month on if you have any standards kek.

>>715184610
Just press down m8

>>715184413
Right after Celeste probably too. I'm so tired of that trans bitch climbing a mountain for over a hour at EVERY event.
Love how certain games haven't been run in years and have to have new major changes to get in now, yet that bitch has been at every one since it's release.

so is this a trooner or a pooner or what

>>715184332
I'd still argue that even in the post-PornHub era your collection is unusually large.

Like honestly, even in the DVD era who even had time to get more than one or two before the internet era

>hyper negative /v/ suddenly circlejerking metroid
clockwork

>>715184692
It's pretty good, though a bit "cartoony" when compared to fusion, at least for me.

The music is making me want to replay it.

are you seriously not able to range ban this guy you useless janny fucks

>>715184610
As punishment you must now 100% the Super Zero Mission romhack

>>715184748

Cute.

>>715184640
Same. Thing is, if we can be honest, the OG Metroid didn't age that well. ZM is just a straight up mechanical improvement.

>>715184692
Oh it looks great. Metroid games in general are aesthetically carried by strong art direction.

>>715184470
as a kid, i liked zero mission way better. just felt so much more open, and liked to do shit like get early screw attack and a few other sequence breaks i figured out on my own.

i did get the "secret" shine spark scene thing in fusion by cheesing the route with a well angled ice missile though, that was pretty sick

>>715184849
sup spike

>>715184849
>Uhhhmm the good runs SUCK actually because huruhduhduhrurhuurrhuuurr popularity

How do you know how to Shinespark if you never played super?

>>715184863
some of that is probably because the GBA screen was dogshit so all the games had the brightness and saturation maxed out

What happened?

>>715184640
It's just better. You only recommend the original Metroid over ZM if you hate the person. It's not like they're even going to finish Metroid, but they might actually finish ZM.

>>715184942
>trans rights shootout
>good run

>>715184849
Original speedrun series, retard.