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Anonymous No.715179981 [Report] >>715180373 >>715180871 >>715181369 >>715181686 >>715182540 >>715183334 >>715183381 >>715183635 >>715183805 >>715186503 >>715187618 >>715188609 >>715189037 >>715191830 >>715192027 >>715199441 >>715200912 >>715201493 >>715203025 >>715207552 >>715214564 >>715218581 >>715226634 >>715230794 >>715234857 >>715234901 >>715235182 >>715239426 >>715239989
You will play Space Station 13. You will flock the servers. Now !
Anonymous No.715180135 [Report]
sybau nga ts pmo
Anonymous No.715180373 [Report] >>715185343 >>715234397
>>715179981 (OP)
sorry, only trannies and furries still play ss13 or ss14 in the Year of Our Lord 2025
you guys ruined it, and it will never come back
Anonymous No.715180871 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
no thanks
Anonymous No.715181369 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)

The only winning way is not to play.
Anonymous No.715181686 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
Nigger i already have a job. Why would I want to babysit palliative something awful refugees and /v/ retards too? Get mopped out of the airlock.
Anonymous No.715182363 [Report]
Slopgods, how are we feeling?
Anonymous No.715182540 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
not your personal army
Anonymous No.715182605 [Report] >>715182763 >>715182840 >>715183457 >>715184171 >>715185174 >>715194616 >>715201697 >>715204386 >>715234531
sseth should be crucified for what he's done to this game
Anonymous No.715182763 [Report] >>715185420
>>715182605
>sseth
you mean the SS14 devs
Anonymous No.715182840 [Report] >>715183181 >>715183780 >>715225886
>>715182605
the tranny and furry takeover would've happened regardless of sseth's video
if anything he slowed it down by bringing an influx of normal people for a few years before they all left
Anonymous No.715183181 [Report] >>715183396
>>715182840
>sseth fan base
>normal people
Get a fucking grip on reality
Anonymous No.715183334 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
>servers
no thanks
Anonymous No.715183381 [Report] >>715185083
>>715179981 (OP)
I would, but I can't play on Linux.
Anonymous No.715183396 [Report]
>>715183181
sseth is a really popular jewtuber, his fanbase is entirely normalfags with slightly edgy humor who are much better adjusted than the usual autistic terminally online ss13 player
Anonymous No.715183457 [Report]
>>715182605
sseth made the game bearable for a short while because there were too many newfags for trannies to powertrip over
Anonymous No.715183635 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
/vg/ reached 45 people last night. Good times.
Anonymous No.715183780 [Report] >>715216493
>>715182840
I don't believe that, before his cord was nuked it was full of furries and similar undesirables. Newfriends brought some life, true, but the amount of subhumans brought by that wave of popularity (remember how many streamers started reacting to that specific video?) only accelerated everything.
Anonymous No.715183805 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
Nah, I'd rather keep my nice memories about the game intact
Anonymous No.715183839 [Report] >>715183951 >>715208923 >>715216041 >>715229153
Here I go posting this again.
Anonymous No.715183951 [Report] >>715184923 >>715191598 >>715191667 >>715192207 >>715223389
>>715183839
And this.
Anonymous No.715184171 [Report] >>715185523
>>715182605
If anything Seeth's video slightly delayed the inevitable by introducing new players that weren't hyper sexual furries.
Nowadays the playerbase is more furry than not, due to a lack of gatekeeping.
Anonymous No.715184923 [Report]
>>715183951
>You're character has been brainwashed into an ERP enjoyer, so now you must ERP or get banned.
fucking based
Anonymous No.715185083 [Report]
>>715183381
You can, it uses WebView2 instead of internet explorer now.
Anonymous No.715185174 [Report]
>>715182605
Same applies to starsector, and I suspect most games he's covered
Anonymous No.715185343 [Report] >>715185721 >>715201584
>>715180373
This. It's no longer the game it used to be. I've been tempted to set up a server where any mention of being a tranny or furry gets you insta banned tho. No furry races only humans and alienids.
Anonymous No.715185420 [Report] >>715185789 >>715185817 >>715185990
>>715182763
>you mean the SS14 devs
What did they do?
Anonymous No.715185523 [Report] >>715186453
>>715184171
>due to a lack of gatekeeping.
inverse

they gatekeep leftist furrytroon communities and make it impossible for vaguely rational people to play an actual game

any time someone makes a server that isn't for furtroons it gets raided by them and either turned or DDoS'd
Anonymous No.715185721 [Report] >>715185880
>>715185343
they always find ways

it starts with the catgirls, because everyone loves catgirls and agrees they aren't furry, but then come the foxkin and from there it's just over
Anonymous No.715185743 [Report] >>715185901 >>715186374 >>715187358
>/v/ tells me /vg/station is full of trannies
>Go there
>Half the admins are major chuds
>Some fags, but not a troon in sight
Why does /v/ just make shit up?
Anonymous No.715185789 [Report] >>715206675
>>715185420
It's a story that would take an entire thread to tell. One day someone will make a 4+ hour video. It combines the best of all your favorite open source, furry, and VRChat / Second Life drama into one small package. There's a 100+ page thread about it on a certain forum
Anonymous No.715185817 [Report]
>>715185420
Looks legit, he has the ID card after all. AI let him in!
Anonymous No.715185880 [Report] >>715186032
>>715185721
If they wanna be a cat they can be an actual fucking cat with no aposable thunbs and the inability to speak common
Anonymous No.715185901 [Report]
>>715185743
Blatant lies.
Anonymous No.715185990 [Report] >>715186051
>>715185420
Truthfully you'd be better off asking: What HAVEN'T they done?
Anonymous No.715186032 [Report]
>>715185880
could be worse desu
Anonymous No.715186051 [Report] >>715204598
>>715185990
learned basic hygiene
Anonymous No.715186374 [Report] >>715186567
>>715185743
Back to VG, VGpedo
Reminder that the guy who made SS14 and trooned out was a groomed and molested underage kid on VG who got indoctrinated there. VG admins and the host all knew he was underage and deliberately groomed him.
Anonymous No.715186453 [Report] >>715186675
>>715185523
>but muh server always gets raided by furtroons
You wouldn't have this issue if you niggers just made a normal server. It's never
>Anon's SS13 Server - Light RP, Up Every Friday
>Rules: No ERP, no real life politics
>Mod Applications: Always Closed, Staff is As-Is
It's always
>ANON'S TRANNY SUICIDE SHACK - NO TROONS ALLOWED
>RULES: UHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK BROWNS, FUCK TRANNIES, AND FUCK (YOU)
>BEAR FORCE ONE GONNA SPLIT YOU STRAIGHT DOWN THE AXE WOUND, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous No.715186503 [Report] >>715187946
>>715179981 (OP)
Sorry, BYOND is so shit I'd rather deal with the distinctly worse SS14 just so I don't need to waste my time with it. At this point the playerbase is 99% the same anyhow.
Anonymous No.715186567 [Report]
>>715186374
Pomf grooms PJB, PJB is now flying out kids he recruited from citadel, the cycle continues.
Anonymous No.715186675 [Report]
>>715186453
the only people willing to invite the chaos into their life of hosting a ss13 server are deranged lunatics
Anonymous No.715187014 [Report] >>715193141 >>715197265
We play Roguetown now.
Anonymous No.715187358 [Report]
>>715185743
What are you talking about? The guy who runs that server is a homosexual furry Pokefaggot
Anonymous No.715187528 [Report]
FOXES ONLY
NO ANTAGS
BOX STATION
Anonymous No.715187618 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
I miss it a lot bros.
Anonymous No.715187946 [Report] >>715188029 >>715190293 >>715214934
>>715186503
>I'd rather deal with the distinctly worse SS14
Why is it so bad? The clips I saw it looked much smoother than byond
Anonymous No.715188029 [Report] >>715188158
>>715187946
Less features
Anonymous No.715188158 [Report]
>>715188029
badly implemented features are what killed ss13. when it started there were godly features like NTSL and things that didn't completely destroy performance. years later all the features are worse and they run like shit.
Anonymous No.715188609 [Report] >>715188856 >>715190085 >>715190390
>>715179981 (OP)
God damn, I want to but I feel like I have no time for it, it's like mmo levels of attention and time.
Anonymous No.715188856 [Report] >>715190085
>>715188609
Yeah same. It's a game you need to nolife to have a good feel for.
Anonymous No.715189037 [Report] >>715191210 >>715195619
>>715179981 (OP)
this game would be a lot better if it were not multiplayer
Anonymous No.715190085 [Report] >>715190782
>>715188609
>>715188856
not really. Just pick a server and a job that sounds fun to you. Than quickly google a 10 minute job guide video on youtube.
Anonymous No.715190293 [Report]
>>715187946
It doesn't have the six terribly implemented features that anon never used or liked, but suddenly does because he heard it wasn't implemented yet.
Either way, 90% of /v/ haven't played SS14, so they don't know that there's servers beyond Wizden. Most probably don't know that previously unimplemented features (like surgery) have already been in the game for some time now, and that it's getting closer to parity with SS13 every month.
Anonymous No.715190390 [Report] >>715190782
>>715188609
It's like an hour or two a round. Come on /vg/
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
Anonymous No.715190782 [Report]
>>715190085
Oh, I have played it, it's just some rounds can take 30 mins to 2+ hours. You can have a semi chill time playing assistant/slimerancher/botanist or have the biggest mental stack gameplay with CMO/atmos at peak churn.
I will join you >>715190390 guys later but it do take its time. Like last time I played on /vg/ the new cultists rework with the teleporting cultists got added in.
Anonymous No.715191210 [Report] >>715192178 >>715192743
>>715189037
how?
Anonymous No.715191598 [Report]
>>715183951
That's fucking hilarious lmao. Forced to erped
>dude describe in vivid detail how you're sucking his cock rn and loving it or else you're banned
Anonymous No.715191667 [Report]
>>715183951
>brainwashed to erp
wow how terrible. which server was this
Anonymous No.715191830 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
All 2 servers with 13 total people all of which power trip extremely hard? No thanks
Anonymous No.715192027 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
Only NEETs can play SS13 and I'm not one anymore. I ain't spending 5 hours to play 1.5 rounds, in one of which I die instantly 20 minutes in.
Anonymous No.715192178 [Report] >>715192417 >>715192907
>>715191210
Do you have the we build version?
Anonymous No.715192207 [Report]
>>715183951
>get e-raped at metaphorical gunpoint
Fucking Based.
Anonymous No.715192417 [Report]
>>715192178
Dont know that one. I only got the cultist and medical one
Anonymous No.715192743 [Report] >>715192858
>>715191210
>Meanwhile in xenobay
Anonymous No.715192858 [Report] >>715192945 >>715192983 >>715232989
>>715192743
Anonymous No.715192904 [Report] >>715222606
I thought this game was dead?
Anonymous No.715192907 [Report] >>715193130
>>715192178
Anonymous No.715192945 [Report] >>715193019
>>715192858
Anonymous No.715192983 [Report]
>>715192858
>however
He's a furry isn't he?
Anonymous No.715193019 [Report] >>715197376
>>715192945
Anonymous No.715193130 [Report]
>>715192907
added to the meme folder
Anonymous No.715193141 [Report]
>>715187014
This.
Anonymous No.715194616 [Report] >>715194816
>>715182605
>youtuber causes an influx of new players
>anon completely spergs out
Anonymous No.715194816 [Report] >>715195258
>>715194616
/vg/ doesn't even do this anymore.
Anonymous No.715195258 [Report] >>715195515 >>715195553 >>715196178
>>715194816
Is /vg/ still alive? I remember playing rounds with 15 people max and worked my way to chief engineer out of frustration, because nobody would set up power
Anonymous No.715195515 [Report]
>>715195258
45 players last night.
Anonymous No.715195553 [Report]
>>715195258
>because nobody would set up power
lol, same.
Anonymous No.715195619 [Report]
>>715189037
the correct way to play is solo atmos-batman whose primary nemesis is HOP batman
Anonymous No.715196178 [Report] >>715196382
>>715195258
We just had 25 players last round and a new round is starting
Anonymous No.715196382 [Report] >>715196496 >>715196728
>>715196178
What created this resurgence in players?
Moving to /vm/?
Some major update?
Anonymous No.715196415 [Report]
Don't bother, just had a stupid boring round with a dumb ass vamp
Anonymous No.715196496 [Report] >>715196712
>>715196382
Probably just summer.
Though personally I've been shilling on r/ss13 so who knows if that had anything to do with it.
Anonymous No.715196712 [Report] >>715196781 >>715197239
>>715196496
Are traitor objectives still gone, or was that just a short stint back in 2021?
Anonymous No.715196728 [Report]
>>715196382
It's usually like this at this time. Like, 15 - 25 on a Friday.
Anonymous No.715196781 [Report]
>>715196712
You can toggle them on or off in preferences. They default to on.
Anonymous No.715197239 [Report]
>>715196712
Pretty much gone, they don't mean shit
Anonymous No.715197265 [Report] >>715197618 >>715199420
>>715187014
Why does lifeweb have so many ripoffs?
Is it all bads, mad at being banned in a server without rules?
Anonymous No.715197376 [Report]
>>715193019
I love circ even when he's on his crazy pills
Anonymous No.715197618 [Report] >>715198016
>>715197265
right now lifeweb is literally dead and randy put out the most piping hot steaming turd of an update last year which made it bleed players, people want something new and he's just not doing anything with the concept right now
Anonymous No.715198016 [Report] >>715198470 >>715199302
>>715197618
>piping hot steaming turd of an update
What did he do this time? Last I remember was he fucked with the servers again after all the Hues and 14 year olds invaded.
Anonymous No.715198470 [Report] >>715198894 >>715199302
>>715198016
He added "Acts" which were responsible for a lot of shit. Wounds turning into infections, people getting hungry, their vices proccing. Acts were controlled by lifeweb itself, which means whenever morticians mentioned an ACT everyone would drop everything and rush tot he church to not get hungry. An amazing OOC mechanic that manipulated everything IC.
Anonymous No.715198894 [Report] >>715199130
>>715198470
Good old randy not learning from the plague update.
Honestly he should've just made it milder but made it not possible to circumvent.
Anonymous No.715199130 [Report]
>>715198894
A friend of mine managed to weaponise the Acts. Since it procs food/hunger check whenever it happens, he pushed like 5 acts in a row, effectively killing multiple people. Oh yes, and acts caused the food to rot, so everything had to be hidden all the god damn time
Anonymous No.715199302 [Report]
>>715198016
what this anon >>715198470 said, just sort of enshittened the game for no real gain and worsened what was already an annoying fill up the various bars instead of roleplay gameplay. Now pop is at a solid 50 at max and usually hovers at 20-30 with almost 0 for most of the day saturdays.
Anonymous No.715199420 [Report] >>715199819 >>715202413
>>715197265
>Lifeweb
Is that still alive? I remember wayyyyy back when it was just a secret club and you needed an invite and it was only open like one day a week or something.
Has that changed? I never got to play it.
Anonymous No.715199441 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
Nah. The game was destroyed long ago by metagamers, autists, troons and people who hate light RP.
Anonymous No.715199819 [Report] >>715200325 >>715204917
>>715199420
Last I checked Randy spends all his time developing something called Scorcher (think... arabic lifeweb). no idea how good it is because I refuse to use discord but I wish the guy luck even if he needs someone to rein in his tism sometimes
Anonymous No.715199957 [Report] >>715200331 >>715207464 >>715234990
Why the fuck do people get pissy about new players joining this game?
You literally get a whole bunch of people that you get to robust, that stumble about in their traitor ways and that you can fuck with.
Last time I played SS13 I was always fighting idiots that were extremely meta, that always had the right solution to everything, I even played in a server as a vampire, about to convert a ninja into a servant and the fucker decided to self explode because they were seething about having been robusted by 1 ability.
And that was like my second time playing as a vampire so I didn't know what the fuck I was doing, if the ninja had been a newbie we could've been two idiots with tons of powers not knowing exactly what the fuck was going on.
Next game?
I play as Captain, everything is chill, then a veteran of the server immediately murders me with some bullshit traitor combo of items and perfect input.

I'm not saying that ultra veterans are bad for the servers but things get boring fast when all you're facing is hyper experts who know every single detail of the game.
You NEED bumbling fools to make the game work, you NEED engineers who mess up the singularity/tesla/whatever, you NEED chefs who just throw raw meat on the counter, you NEED miners who die to the fauna constantly who you then save only so they can go back and die to the same fauna because they learned nothing.
Incompetent people make the game a hundred times more fun, plus when there's only veterans playing you get admins bwoinking you because you didn't go through the 12 step program to initiate fisty cuffs with an assistant that's stealing tools from robotics (no valid hunting allowed).
Anonymous No.715200325 [Report] >>715202494
>>715199819
Funny, my initial impression from lifeweb is that it was made by a shadman-esque Eastern European man in a concrete basement, rather than a guy named Randy.
Anonymous No.715200328 [Report] >>715200597
SS13 was my favorite game, I was so happy playing it endlessly. One of the few games that brought me nothing but joy. It is no more, it's been picked apart in every way possible. This sort of game cannot exist now, and probably wont have space to exist until some far future.
Anonymous No.715200331 [Report]
>>715199957
>Why the fuck do people get pissy about new players joining this game?
autism
Anonymous No.715200576 [Report] >>715200727 >>715201486
I suck at roleplaying, so I've never been able to get into SS13 unfortunately. The few times I've played it (and it's at least 5 years since I last played), I'd just stick pick an ez role like chef or botanist while ignoring whatever chaos was happening around me.
Anonymous No.715200597 [Report]
>>715200328
try playing tabletop rpgs instead, it's the closest you'll get
Anonymous No.715200727 [Report] >>715201160
>>715200576
>while ignoring whatever chaos was happening around me.
You're playing it correctly
Anonymous No.715200912 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
Every server I used to enjoy either turned into a nanny state where everything and anything you do will result in an admin bitching you out, making security superfluous, or all the fun shit you can do gets removed by coders. Usually a combination of the two.
Anonymous No.715201085 [Report] >>715201257
I forgot the last time I played vanilla
Anonymous No.715201160 [Report] >>715201605
>>715200727
maybe, but it did make me feel liek I was missing out on all the fun.
Then I released kudzu by accident I swear, and got boink'd
Anonymous No.715201257 [Report] >>715202629 >>715202785
>>715201085
i have no idea what that is
Anonymous No.715201486 [Report] >>715201704
>>715200576
you were one of the most important people on the station
>be janitor
>keep one eye on radio while mostly doing nothing
>>Cult in the library!
>I sleep
>>Dick McButt turned all of medical into monkeys!
>I sleep
>>Clown murdered the HoP and unleashed the singularity!
>I sleep
>>Chef gave everyone food poisoning and the entire east side is covered in diarrhea!!
>realshit.jpg
Anonymous No.715201493 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
Can I play as a latex slut slave that get fucked by everyone
Anonymous No.715201584 [Report] >>715201835
>>715185343
>no furry valids
Not worth playing.
Anonymous No.715201605 [Report] >>715201828 >>715202518
>>715201160
Getting boink'd for fucking up is exactly the reason the game is dying. Unless you immediately destroy the station in the first few minutes by releasing the singularity, fucking up is part of the game.
Anonymous No.715201697 [Report] >>715234000
>>715182605
Anyone saying otherwise is a tranny. The ssethtide immediately cucked to tranny modship
Anonymous No.715201704 [Report]
>>715201486
This is the way
Anonymous No.715201778 [Report]
Play Sigragona Legends 2 instead. It's the most delightfully autistic Fire Emblem MMO around.
Anonymous No.715201828 [Report] >>715202028
>>715201605
To be fair, the admin was relatively nice to me as he obviously realized I was a newbie and the round was fairly uneventful for a while anyway so it wasn't a big deal. Still felt bad about it tho as a few people in OOC were pissed and trying to figure out who caused a kudzu loose.
Anonymous No.715201835 [Report]
>>715201584
aliens always valid
Anonymous No.715202028 [Report] >>715204763
>>715201828
>a few people in OOC were pissed and trying to figure out who caused a kudzu loose.
They should have bitched less and grabbed the flamethrowers
Anonymous No.715202413 [Report]
>>715199420
He went even harder on the secret club since you need two passwords to get in now.
Anonymous No.715202494 [Report]
>>715200325
He's a crack addict!
Anonymous No.715202518 [Report] >>715202802
>>715201605
They should embrace that fucking up is the way every round should end. Every department should get more catastrophic ways to fuck up the longer the round goes on.
Anonymous No.715202629 [Report] >>715202785
>>715201257
Probably like europe 1984 and a super secrit club one.
A lot of the high effort ones seem to be.
Anonymous No.715202723 [Report]
>look at hub
>dark fantasy server #58
>CM slop
>goonstation
>monkestation
>dark fantasy server #49
>furry erp chat log server #22
>furry erp chat log server #32
>dark fantasy server #68
>fallout slop
Anonymous No.715202785 [Report]
>>715201257
>>715202629
Some Fallout-like build that I found on random by hub
Anonymous No.715202802 [Report] >>715203246
>>715202518
It starts getting really boring after the 5th time in a row some once-a-weeker comes in through the revolving door another just left just to fuck up the server.
Because believe it or not the actual roleplay elements are there for an actual reason and it's not to give you a captive audience.
Anonymous No.715203025 [Report] >>715204861 >>715208128 >>715233535
>>715179981 (OP)
/tg/station got over moderated
Anonymous No.715203246 [Report] >>715203418
>>715202802
That's why the fuck ups should get more catastrophic the further you get. Early on you only get enough rope to hang yourself, you have to be good at your job to get the stuff that can hang the whole station.
Anonymous No.715203418 [Report]
>>715203246
Fair enough
Anonymous No.715203527 [Report] >>715203702
this thread is making me want to try the game again for the first time in years, is there a newfag-friendly server?
I used to play on /vg/station but I don't see a general
Anonymous No.715203702 [Report]
>>715203527
The general moved to >>>/vm/1835686
Anonymous No.715204386 [Report]
>>715182605
Another popular youtuber should make a video on ss13 to flood them with normies and shit on the tranny admins
Anonymous No.715204598 [Report] >>715204837 >>715204908
>>715186051
It's absolutely incredible to me how EVERY nerd group out there is dominated by trannies now. I joined the OBS discord the other day because I had a settings question and every fucking moderator in there is a troon.
Anonymous No.715204763 [Report]
>>715202028
Autism maxing as a mommi was so much run
until shitbag admins decided we couldn't use cargo points for engine shit
Anonymous No.715204837 [Report]
>>715204598
>EVERY
OBS is deep technical project that requires a high level of autism to develop. it's the autism that produces trannies, those two are always going to overlap.
Anonymous No.715204861 [Report] >>715206931
>>715203025
What the fuck happened to /tg/? It was the only good alive server when I used to play but then some retards had a fight in the OOC chat that I didn't understand nothing about and it died
Anonymous No.715204908 [Report]
>>715204598
Mods for nearly every nerd activity have always been saturated with faggotry, nowadays they just wear it on their sleeves.
Anonymous No.715204917 [Report] >>715206325
>>715199819
>Refuse to use discord
Lol I got banned for this when they rolled out the whitelist (aka suck off a discord circlejerker) and got banned for not having discord
Anonymous No.715206325 [Report] >>715212412
>>715204917
>banned for not having discord
This is what I’m afraid of in online games. Online games seem to value in-game interaction less and less. Wow guilds will ban you for not joining their discord. Over-reliance and over-use on external chat programs seems to be leaving so many games less social than they were. Are there any other examples of this?
Anonymous No.715206675 [Report]
>>715185789
>It combines the best of all your favorite open source, furry, and VRChat / Second Life drama into one small package
but I don't like any of that
only kiwifags enjoys that shit
Anonymous No.715206931 [Report]
>>715204861
Main population dwindled and the older players lost interest over time, then the modteam got taken over by trannies and it resulted in a downward spiral of their usual anti-fun dictats.
Anonymous No.715207464 [Report]
>>715199957
>and perfect input
If only. More than likely the fag had it rigged up as a hotkey.
Anonymous No.715207552 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
Anonymous No.715207813 [Report]
oh hey it's that game where you get in trouble for metagaming but all of the staff members do it in their secret discord anyways
Anonymous No.715207943 [Report]
Anonymous No.715207961 [Report]
I quit this game when I got bwoinked by an admin for not reporting a nuclear operative I saw outside a window as a recently abused by sec greytider and instead asking them to make sure the HoS is EXTRA dead when they start going crazy
Anonymous No.715208128 [Report]
>>715203025
>tfw lost my original account that was from 2012 and am doomed to look like a turbonewfag forever
>still have the password but not the email tied to it and it got deactivated
feels bad, man
Anonymous No.715208637 [Report]
Anonymous No.715208923 [Report] >>715208983 >>715234589
>>715183839
funny thing is nerfection is a good mod on paradise.
he gets the flow of things and knows how to add in something from time to time to spice shit up
Anonymous No.715208983 [Report] >>715209307
>>715208923
Gay baby spotted.
Anonymous No.715209307 [Report]
>>715208983
if that is how you want to think of it.
he is still a good admin.
shame about being an utter bitch about snowflake feelings like the rest, but that attention to the server vibe and willingness to go in and do something based on what has already been happening is a rare and valuable skill for unpaid server admins.
>t. was once a dumb kid who became a server admin for a gmod server group
Anonymous No.715210932 [Report] >>715211179
Played just now for the first time in years, had no fucking clue what I was doing.
bump
Anonymous No.715211179 [Report]
>>715210932
Anonymous No.715211876 [Report]
Anonymous No.715212412 [Report] >>715212691
>>715206325
>Are there any other examples of this?
Not quite the samse, but Destiny is basically unplayable without DIM, because Bungie has been too incompetent to add a proper in-game inventory management system for an entire decade. They've been crutching on an external website all this time, an AAA dev is that fucking lazy.
Anonymous No.715212691 [Report] >>715212772
>>715212412
>Destiny
The gigachad genius debate master who makes /v/ seethe?
Anonymous No.715212772 [Report] >>715214694
>>715212691
Don't know who that is
Anonymous No.715214564 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
Will anyone be playing tomorrow? Since today is Friday and all
Anonymous No.715214694 [Report] >>715215490
>>715212772
Do you know who Andrew taint is?
Anonymous No.715214934 [Report] >>715215439
>>715187946
SS14's hub is run by literal troons that will dehub your server if you offend them for whatever reason compared to Lummox who is fine with practically anything. It's got a ton of other issues, but that one is the deal breaker for the existence of any chill 4chan-esq server on SS14
Anonymous No.715215141 [Report] >>715215426 >>715215508
someone told me this game is like among us but for autists, but amongus is already for autists so i'm confused. is it possible to be so autistic you alienate autists?
Anonymous No.715215426 [Report]
>>715215141
Among Us is SS13 for people who dont want to RP as a spessman on a space station
Anonymous No.715215439 [Report]
>>715214934
Is there a way to run ss14 without having to deal with any troons? Could we start our own hub?
Anonymous No.715215490 [Report] >>715215772
>>715214694
No
Anonymous No.715215508 [Report]
>>715215141
the amogus does their thing while spessmen play with the toys and shitpost and one of those two factions will blow up the station.
Anonymous No.715215772 [Report]
>>715215490
Good. You don't want to know who destiny is either. It will only make you stupider
Anonymous No.715216041 [Report] >>715216548
>>715183839
Once as HOP, I forced anyone asking for access to first sign a form that said "I am gay."

Any servers left on this game that aren't gay? Got tired of all the jannies.
Anonymous No.715216493 [Report]
>>715183780
>only accelerated everything
You sure it's not because the engine sucks total ass to use to the point where you have to be a hyper-autist to even bother learning anything more complicated than janny or clown?
Anonymous No.715216548 [Report] >>715216719
>>715216041
I will not give you an answer until you say that you are gay
Anonymous No.715216719 [Report]
>>715216548
Anonymous No.715217052 [Report] >>715217423 >>715217602 >>715218195
for me the reason I lost interest in /vg/station any LRP server in general is assistant fatigue. whiny assholes who insist on making the entire round about themselves at all times and cry to the (often receptive) admins when anything goes wrong for them.
the last straw for me on /vg/station was when I threw an assistant out the airlock that had stolen the caps spare and an egun, and shot at me with it. he whined to admins that naturally sided with him I got the ban removed on appeal but there was still grumbling about "sweety you can't just heckin round remove someone even if they're being a complete insufferable asshole!"
Anonymous No.715217423 [Report]
>>715217052
They're really fighting the nature of the game. SS13 is a game where you fuck around and find out then play a ghost role. If they don't want people getting round removed, it shouldn't be a mechanic.
Anonymous No.715217602 [Report] >>715217774 >>715218317
>>715217052
We had multiple assistants last year that would straight up destroy the station, not just do shit like do graffiti and break some furniture but straight up destroy glasses, put fuel tanks in stupid places or mass collect them, occasionally blowing them up despite not being antags and the admemes refused to do shit about them till they thought they could get away with worse stuff
I get that playerbase retention is important but fuck "assistant main" niggers
Anonymous No.715217774 [Report]
>>715217602
god forbid if you give one of these players what they have coming or even just put them in prison for their crimes. they have the admins on speed dial and God Help You if you were stupid enough to play sec on /vg/station. if you aren't worn out by assistant fatigue or admin fatigue, it'll be traitor revs in the broken ass "dynamic" gamemode they use
Anonymous No.715218195 [Report] >>715218475 >>715218924
>>715217052
Last time I played vanilla, I had an assistant break into atmosia round start, who then proceeded to walk up to the fire axe while ignoring my questions as to why they're even here in the first place, "this is a restricted area, leave!" etc. So I pushed his sorry ass away and told him to gtfo, he started fighting back so I had to put the rabid dog down. Looked at endgame results and the idiot wasn't even a traitor. He just broke in, fluoride stared, and died trying to get the axe for nothing. After that, I just decided that vanilla servers ain't worth it, and stuck around to the more flavored servers off-hub. That retarded assistant was the straw that broke the camel's back for me.
Anonymous No.715218317 [Report]
>>715217602
>Assistants being assistants
Grey tide stationwide
Anonymous No.715218475 [Report] >>715219520
>>715218195
I am shocked they didn't complain to an admin to try to get you banned
Anonymous No.715218581 [Report] >>715235679 >>715240201
>>715179981 (OP)
Didn't this game get trooned the fuck out?
Like all of the SS14 devs are troons are actively ban you from hosting private servers if you say anything bad about trannies.
Anonymous No.715218924 [Report] >>715219520
>>715218195
Reminds me of a time when me and my friend were dicking around in atmos and a vamp tried to kidnap him. He took the axe, kited the vamp, and beheaded the vampire like it was a finisher move. Then he got permaed for murder by a wannabe janny seccie because castle doctrine offended them. The players really make this game suck.
Anonymous No.715219197 [Report]
these idiot greytiders, charisma is their primary stat.
Anonymous No.715219520 [Report]
>>715218475
>I am shocked they didn't complain to an admin
For all I know he could've done that. However, I just double-shoved him and threw him away from the axe cabinet before telling him to fuck off. He's the one who came wordlessly swinging at me on harm intent, so he had no ground to stand on.
>>715218924
>The players really make this game suck
LRP is monkey central, MRP is hotkey emote spam circus, while HRP is autism containment. There's truly no winning here, is there? There needs to be a category between MRP and HRP.
Anonymous No.715221839 [Report]
there's no way to naturally get new players so everything always stagnates and becomes horrible no matter what
Anonymous No.715221841 [Report] >>715222038
New round in /vg/ is starting in a minute fags
Anonymous No.715222038 [Report]
>>715221841
ok and
Anonymous No.715222606 [Report] >>715222769
>>715192904
Is there a server for new players? I remember back then some of them had something like "newbie friendly" or something similar
Anonymous No.715222769 [Report] >>715222907 >>715223084
>>715222606
SS13 servers don't work that way
They all have their own rules and mechanics and cultures, what you learn in one often doesn't work in the other
Just get in a server that sounds fun and don't be afraid to say you are a noob
Pick assistant or janitor in /vg/ with the wiki open in the back too
Anonymous No.715222907 [Report]
>>715222769
That's SS14, does the same apply there?
Anonymous No.715223084 [Report]
>>715222769
>join a not empty department
>find the other guy (unless he's a xenoarch in which case you will never meet this guy)
>I'm new can you tell me how to do this job?
Anonymous No.715223103 [Report]
Please be aware that being a traitor does not prevent you from being punished for being racist or creepy!
Anonymous No.715223291 [Report]
>sign up as xenobio
>some rando comes in saying hes new
>get mad he interrupts my slime breeding
Anonymous No.715223330 [Report]
Why is nobody posting some old pastas here..
Anonymous No.715223389 [Report]
>>715183951
i mean
can i just be that guy
you went to an erp server, where you're expected and required to erp, got a traitor to force rp on you mechanically, and are crying you have to type out how much you love furry futa cockvore?
YOU'RE in the wrong here buddy
Anonymous No.715224395 [Report]
I made a swastika out of pipe cleaners on tg and they banned me. Not coming back the mods are gay.
Anonymous No.715225731 [Report] >>715225758
I haven't played in over a decade. How gay is /vg/?
Anonymous No.715225758 [Report]
>>715225731
Still the least gay option somehow
Anonymous No.715225886 [Report] >>715226278
>>715182840
People have been calling SS13 admins and servers giant faggots for over a decade and long before any videos about the game got made.
Anonymous No.715226226 [Report] >>715228424 >>715233832
Name a character who gas gone through more pain
Anonymous No.715226278 [Report]
>>715225886
Yeah. It's the nature of admins to always be the biggest faggot in the room. If they weren't a faggot, they'd be playing the game instead of admining it.
Anonymous No.715226634 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
I miss just relaxing as a janitor, cook, bartender or miner, sometimes detective if i'm feeling more roleplayish
Shame i'm never able to get into multiplayer games, i always default to not talking much and doing my own thing (which explains the dozens of hours i spent mining and getting raped by fauna because my latency was too high to be able to fight back)
Anonymous No.715227173 [Report]
post your static
Anonymous No.715227263 [Report] >>715228509
>start SS13
>spawn in Slimes
>start autistically ranching slimes to get all of the cool color combos that do fun stuff
>just as I start to reach slime endgame and get the ideal slimes set up, someone calls the shuttle and the round is over
:(
Anonymous No.715228424 [Report]
>>715226226
Good fucking riddance
Anonymous No.715228509 [Report] >>715230637
>>715227263
>someone calls the shuttle and the round is over
fuck niggers that call shuttle too early
>waaah I'm not having fun I want a new round
faggot, the rest of us are
Anonymous No.715229153 [Report]
>>715183839
>That was very clearly a joke, man.
Disingenuous and likely stunted social cognitive abilities or underaged.
Anonymous No.715230637 [Report] >>715230661 >>715231791 >>715231928 >>715233229 >>715233565 >>715234364 >>715235416 >>715235417
>>715228509
Sometimes the round needs to end so we get a new one to keep it fresh. Usually I call at the 20 minute mark if nothing's happening.
Anonymous No.715230661 [Report]
>>715230637
Fuck off TGfugee
Anonymous No.715230794 [Report] >>715230816
>>715179981 (OP)
Most people cant flock to the servers because byond is still being DDOSed
Anonymous No.715230816 [Report]
>>715230794
well, thats deserved at least.
Anonymous No.715231791 [Report]
>>715230637
This, but more like 1-2 hours.
Anonymous No.715231928 [Report] >>715231973 >>715232210
>>715230637
>Usually I call at the 20 minute mark if nothing's happening.
you can always log off if you don't want to play a round you know
don't have to ruin it for the rest of the people playing
Anonymous No.715231973 [Report] >>715232026
>>715231928
if shit aint happening at 20minutes its already ruined
Anonymous No.715232026 [Report]
>>715231973
ok bud lol
Anonymous No.715232210 [Report] >>715232312
>>715231928
>logging off for the people doing their autism projects or bar RP
Anonymous No.715232312 [Report]
>>715232210
not me getting banned though
Anonymous No.715232989 [Report]
>>715192858
wheres xeno2
Anonymous No.715233229 [Report]
>>715230637
The ONLY correct time to call the shuttle is 60+ minutes in. You do not call shuttle before that time. If YOU aren't having fun then just kill yourself and go do something else till next round.
Anonymous No.715233535 [Report]
>>715203025
i played ss13 before it got grabbed by somethingawful

oh 12 year old me and shitty dragonball z games
Anonymous No.715233565 [Report]
>>715230637
ADHD-consumed zoomers shouldn't be allowed anywhere near shuttle controls.
Anonymous No.715233653 [Report] >>715234007 >>715236207
The sharty has an SS server where you can be a chuddy.
Anonymous No.715233823 [Report]
I'd kill for a human only CM variant on SS14, All the non-human bullshit destroys my immersion. The community is also filled to the brim with underage so you don't see much RP outside of a few gimmick characters.
Not to mention you see way too many people sperging out about if they "won" a round or not, the mindset is sad.
I'm sick of byond but the ss14 community is filled with insufferable admins. One of my friends got bwoinked because they died as a xenomorph trying to fight a marine and they lost badly. You can't even make a mistake without some turbofag ahelping you for griefing on the server because they're so paranoid of griefing.
Anonymous No.715233832 [Report] >>715234325
>>715226226
literally who?
Anonymous No.715233845 [Report]
i like roleplay in theory but the games people choose to roleplay on are always the most disgusting janky shit on the market like SS13
i suppose it is nice to have a pleb filter in a hobby that is easily destroyed by normies

i also think the idea of a casual game with 50 people trying not to die on a spaceship and a few of them are evil but again byond is beyond terrible
Anonymous No.715234000 [Report] >>715234690
>>715201697
The truth is that the OG playerbase were the exact demographic of vulnerable autists to get oneshotted by transgender theory as a substitute for actually addressing their problems.
Anonymous No.715234007 [Report]
>>715233653
desu id rather rp with gay boomers than chuddie zoomers
Anonymous No.715234325 [Report]
>>715233832
Nar-sie fag-gie
Anonymous No.715234364 [Report]
>>715230637
Only correct time to call the shuttle is if the station is in pandemonium. If you want to call the shuttle before that, set more things on fire first. And if your server doesn't let you do anything fun, find a better server.
Anonymous No.715234397 [Report] >>715235040
>>715180373
Nobody here ruined it, you failed to gatekeep the trannies from your admin roles.
Anonymous No.715234531 [Report]
>>715182605
Game was dead by the time he did his video.
Anonymous No.715234589 [Report] >>715234715
>>715208923
he's clearly a dogshit mod though
Anonymous No.715234591 [Report] >>715234783
>remember spending hours trying to join random servers and just mind my own business and learn the jobs
>everyone always fucks you over, kills you or incapacitates you in 2 seconds, no one roleplays, its just instant death if you dont know what you're doing
>most wikis were vandalized or different versions or didnt tell you the cool shit you could do
>try to figure out the cool shit was impossible when everyone kills you in 3 seconds into a round
it was still fun figuring shit out but autist troons took over most servers.
Anonymous No.715234690 [Report]
>>715234000
The trans cult is scarily effective at grooming awkward outcasts. The ideological vaccines are knowing how badly HRT and troon surgery fuck you up, and believing men can be cute or sensitive without being girls. More people are immunized to it now, but we lost almost a whole generation of autistic men to it already, and 59% of them are going to continue to be a problem.
Anonymous No.715234715 [Report]
>>715234589
he really isnt
the problem is the rules and meta for the rules means no meanie words, and he is a snowflake like the rest.

you don't know how rare it is to have an admin in anything that will not only do fun stuff but also mesh the fun stuff into what is already happening.
Anonymous No.715234783 [Report] >>715235309
>>715234591
spacestation servers are mostly just voluntary insane asylums now, the fun RP people saw the garbage roll in and left to RP in more fun places
Anonymous No.715234857 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
But why? When I can play the superior game?
Anonymous No.715234901 [Report] >>715234968 >>715235020
>>715179981 (OP)
>hey this looks like a cool server
>you must give us your government ID, bank account number, social security number, phone number, and your home address, so we can verify your age

What astounds me is both how many servers are like this (it must be over half at this point) and how many people actually give them this info

What the fuck happened to, "Yes I am 18"?
Anonymous No.715234968 [Report]
>>715234901
Everyone is trying really hard to keep the trannies out or keep the chuds out.
Anonymous No.715234990 [Report]
>>715199957
trvke
Anonymous No.715235020 [Report]
>>715234901
>bank account number, social security number, phone number, and your home address, so we can verify your age
but this literally isn't true, and based on your own screenshot, not even the first part is true either
Anonymous No.715235040 [Report] >>715235141 >>715235216
>>715234397
how have you not realized by now most of /v/ is lgbt
Anonymous No.715235141 [Report]
>>715235040
Most of /v/ is gay, but that doesn't stop them from hating trannies.
Anonymous No.715235182 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
Still waiting for /vg/ ss14 server to be officially out and doing the jump, I never want to touch byond ever again.
Anonymous No.715235216 [Report]
>>715235040
It's not. There are a lot of Prison Gay incel faggots here who hate women so much that they've started obsessing over hypothetical effeminate men they can treat as women. All just to spite women. Some of them are Actually Gay, too, but not too many of them. Any time there's a Guilty Gear thread, you'll see both kinds percolate up.
Anonymous No.715235309 [Report] >>715235551 >>715236938
>>715234783
>the fun RP people saw the garbage roll in and left
true

>to RP in more fun places
not true

sorry to say but there are not any good or fun places to roleplay left on the internet
Anonymous No.715235416 [Report]
>>715230637
good bait anon, you got a bunch
Anonymous No.715235417 [Report]
>>715230637
If the roleplayers didn't want you to do this they would create content to keep their master, sir greytide, occupied and invested in the round
Anonymous No.715235551 [Report]
>>715235309
>sorry to say but there are not any good or fun places to roleplay left on the internet
/trash/
Anonymous No.715235624 [Report]
Please stop making these threads, i get so sad every time i get reminded of what once was.
Anonymous No.715235679 [Report]
>>715218581
From what I can tell, literally every ss13 server is now run by troons or troon adjacent eunuchs, and unlike the casual guys who came before, these ones are mentally ill and obsessive, they don't give up an inch of power they get over anything, even if it's just 2d space pixels. Even if they never log in to play and spend literally all of their time in a discord chat.
Anonymous No.715235796 [Report] >>715236186
>wow a spessmen thread
>"i wonder what ever happened with that TG station drama with MSO"
>he actually trooned out
why does this game do this to people?
Anonymous No.715236186 [Report] >>715236993
>>715235796
It's not this game that did it. If you check around all the local gaming stores and nerd dens where people play roleplaying and card games, they've been hit by the troon epidemic as badly as crack hit the ghettos.
Anonymous No.715236207 [Report]
>>715233653
Is it still up? Whenever I try to connect now I can't.
Anonymous No.715236938 [Report]
>>715235309
i say more fun places but my group just made a closed server filled with oldheads. we play on weekends and we only invite people we've known for years
our best weekend was 19 people so its kinda grim, but you are right, RP is pretty much dead on all public servers
Anonymous No.715236993 [Report] >>715237930 >>715240327
>>715236186
How can it be stopped?
Anonymous No.715237708 [Report]
>check the hub whenever it's up
>the most popular server is the furry sex server 90% of the time
>decide to check out what's going on in there
>it's just admins jerking their friends off, letting them do whatever they want even if it violates server rules because they're frens ooc
>also it's full of furries
>still manages to top the hub 90% of the day
Game might be dead.
Anonymous No.715237930 [Report] >>715238060
>>715236993
Rope and fire.
Anonymous No.715238060 [Report] >>715238097
>>715237930
That's not realistic and you know it. These people became trannies because they were already outcasts. You can't oppress them into changing, if you could they never would've become nerds in the first place.
Anonymous No.715238097 [Report] >>715238232
>>715238060
they were outcasts because something was wrong with them
Anonymous No.715238232 [Report] >>715239931
>>715238097
Yeah, they were bullied or rejected through childhood and adolescence, No shit. How do we help them get out of the cult or stop it from happening?
Anonymous No.715238464 [Report] >>715238609
Is it even worth trying out SS13. I'm bored as shit, but if it's full of furries/trannies, it's not worth the effort.
Anonymous No.715238609 [Report]
>>715238464
I'm going to try it for the first time tomorrow. Wish me luck.
Anonymous No.715239426 [Report]
>>715179981 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.715239917 [Report]
>Join a game 20 minutes in
>half the station is already spaced and overrun by nukies.
Damnit, I just wanted to grow some veggies
Anonymous No.715239931 [Report]
>>715238232
usually when kids begin to fall through the gaps of school and neighbors youth programs would fill in the gap.
flawed, but useful.
didn't really work if you were poor though, and now the neighborhood competes with the internet.
Anonymous No.715239985 [Report]
sticking out your tongue for a picture
you're so pretty
you're so popular
Anonymous No.715239989 [Report] >>715240030
>>715179981 (OP)
Byond website doesn't work anymore though, I can't download it
Anonymous No.715240030 [Report]
>>715239989
it does, you are just running into funny bugs because its byond.
Anonymous No.715240201 [Report]
>>715218581
SS13 was ground zero for all the troon shit. This was the first and the most heavily affected game. When gaymergayte happened these were the first people who speedran the woke shit. They started with feminism and how men just hate women, then they declared blacks to be the protected class and then they trooned the fuck out. I didn't even know what a tranny was by the time SS13 became ran by them. It took years for the rest of society to catch up.
Before SS13 I thought the men pretending to be women were just scammers, like WoW players who would pick a female avatar and then beg for gold. I thought that was what was happening in SS13.
Anonymous No.715240327 [Report]
>>715236993
It can't really be stopped at this point. Once a few nerds became trannies it gradually spreads like a tumor via closed chatrooms. Turns out autists really like hearing the idea of
>I'm not actually a forever alone dysgenic smelly virgin loser, I'm just a misunderstood trans woman!
Hence why its so easy to gaslight autists into this once you get close to them. Its not THEIR fault you see, society just misunderstood em or something equally batshit insane
Anonymous No.715240368 [Report]
>VGpedos shilling their dead tranny server in the thread
lol