Thread 715188673

This is you.

>>715188673 (OP)
the ps5 makes me want to kill myself

Then he went home and realized there were no games to play.

At first I cringed but then they were all in on it, so it cancelled the cringe

>>715188673 (OP)
Me buying CP from telegram kikes

>>715188673 (OP)
Literally me

>>715188860
no it actually made it cringier

I know what I look like, and I'm like 99% sure that isn't me.

>>715188869
You don't need a membership to play Club Penguin anymore, idiot.

>>715188869
This is you.

>>715188951
nah that's your emotional defectiveness

>>715188673 (OP)
now reverse it

>>715188673 (OP)
SOVL

>>715188835
You can tell just by looking at him that all he uses it for is FIFA and CoD.

>>715189059
whats the meme with this jail cell? third time i see it posted with a different meme

>>715188673 (OP)
i'm happy for him, but i know he'd be more satisfied with a PC. can't help everyone, though.

>>715189450
supposed footage of the prison where epstein was (his cell is not even on frame)

>>715189654
where can i find the original

>>715189731
it was destroyed years ago sorry

>>715189450
They recently released like 12 hours of CCTV footage of Epstein's cell (nearly SIX YEARS LATER) to try and prove nothing fishy happened.
But his cell is not in frame. And they forgot to hide a minute long jump in the footage's timestamp.

>>715189828
Why would the jewish cabal have to prove anything? They know the goy aren't going to rebel as long as there's food in stores and infinite entertainment online

>>715188835
>>715189087
Why do normalfags buy new consoles for sports games anyway? Even ps4 is still getting them.

>>715190234
Daddy government bought me a PS5.

>>715190234
That was the gayest thing I've read today.

>>715188673 (OP)
Why would I be buying a machine that has no games?

>>715188673 (OP)
>>715190173
Very weird marketing tactic not gonna lie.

>>715190318
t. basement dwelling social parasite

>>715189087
Fuck FIFA/FC and fuck COD! If he is using the PS5 just for those, he needs to rethink life.

>>715190364
>we must cry after our wife allows us to buy a PS5

>>715188673 (OP)
That's extremely dumb and retarded but also kind of nice if genuine and not some marketing stunt.
Just a bunch of silly goobers united in their appreciation for consumerism.

>>715189828
also /g/ found out they edited the metadata

>>715188673 (OP)
Enjoying the dude's happiness at buying the console he wanted and allowing him to be goober with a group hug so he doesn't feel bad breaking down in tears of joy? I'm a pretty nice guy

>>715190525
That's how we become... better men...

>>715190176
It's because the older games aren't given all the new mechanics and updates as the old games. The old games are essentially just last year's version. I played 2K23 for PS4 and it was literally just PS5 version of 2K22. How they get away with doing this shit is beyond me.

>>715188673 (OP)
guys being guys, love it

>>715188673 (OP)
>bald guys trying to not be pathetic for 1 minute

Maybe one day when I can afford it...

this is you

>>715189828
Bruh the real camera was not recording so that's the best they can do get over it you still talking about epstein??

>>715190831
Arab chads win again

>>715190743
he can't just step on the table like that

>>715188673 (OP)
>>715190173
>>715190743
Hmm... I am noticing the same exact gay little jumps in every video...

>>715191000
Trips of truth. Stoicism is the way.

>>715188673 (OP)
kino

>>715190234
>neck/v/eards don't know what it's like saving money parsimoniously for months to get a ps5 with your own salary instead of begging mommy to get one for your birthday

Yeah mate I don't know that feel sorry.
PS5 is like $700. That's less than my one week paycheck. I don't understand living in such heavy debt I can't afford to buy what I want. Even if I got minimum wage and part time I'd still have to save less than a month.

I'm sorry you suck and money Anon.
I bet you hate Jews and have loans too.

>>715190759
>t.

>>715190234
Right it's called living in a first world country.

>>715191098
If he lost weight he'd look better than 90% of baldcels

This is you

>>715191098
now make that guy bald and he would look even worse

>>715191151
Wanna pound that beev

You mofos do realize all of this is AI right

>>715191126
D,:

>>715191271
Hi Al

>>715191191
The hair actually makes him look worse. He would look better bald.

Anons are pissy because they have no friends

>>715188673 (OP)
kino

>>715188673 (OP)
Pretty wholesome ngl

>>715190738
lmao

>>715190234
I do, I just know better than to get excited about a dumb fucking console. I also know how to contain my excitement because I'm not an 8 year old inhabiting a grown man's body, unlike yourself. People could stand to show a little fucking decorum when they make the rare trip out of their shoebox apartment.

>>715191380
i don't want friends i just want a gf like i used to many years ago.

>kino
>Pretty wholesome ngl

total AI pajeet death

Who has the tendie diaperfag webm?

>>715191497
sounds like you're insecure as fuck.
>decorum
nigger he's not running around naked, he just hugged an employee, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>715189731
the doj website
https://www.justice.gov/video-files/video2.mp4

>>715191151
White man animal

>>715191098
cute, he looks like a hobbit

>>715191126
kek

>>715188673 (OP)
it appears there's a minority of women who can also sympathize..

>>715191151
Dog = v
Tree = the potential quality of discussion relating to video games

>>715191767
this one is also cute

>>715191983
Fat women aren't cute.

>>715188673 (OP)
>>715190173
>>715190743
>>715191767
>buying and PAYING instead of running away with it
They literally have a BIG ASS WINDOW to escape and missed the chance.

>>715191070
Rent + Utilities + Food adds up quickly

Do you guys still go to stores? I just have everything delivered

This is you

>>715190925
A real arape would go berserk because she doesn't have a bedsheet on her and a would definitely not ask her to dance. That is 110% haram. Islam is no fun absolute

>>715191767
fat women should not exist

>>715190173
I get it's kinda gay, but we don't know the story behind him. Assuming this isn't some shitty viral marketing. Maybe he was out of work for a long time, maybe he's never made enough to actually get something he wanted, maybe he's been raising a family by himself and treated himself?
In other words, I assume those kinda positive situations so I'm don't cringe at a grown man crying over a fucking PlayStation...

>>715192112
Inshallah, life should be composed of misery and piety only.

>>715191632
>Uses distasteful language when upset
>Has no sense of embarrassment
Zero decorum having motherfucker confirmed.

>>715192197
It's still cringe under any of those conditions. Please don't make apologies and justifications for downs syndrome behavior in fully mentally capable adult men.

>>715188673 (OP)
Jesus Christ how dare someone display their happiness. Disgusting.

>gets home
>wait a minute, this isn't anal sex! this is video games!

>>715192438
;_;

>>715192049
the way she holds his head and comforts him is cute
hateful retard

who am I

why is he so happy for a no games machine?

>>715191767
I have darkie fatigue

>>715190095
sometimes they like to REALLY prove nothing bad happened, and to do this they pay their friends and family a bunch of money to have them "investigate" old shit that was already scrubbed of evidence.

>>715188673 (OP)
Two men hugging is one of the gayest things ever

>>715188673 (OP)
runescape jig

>>715192849
https://youtu.be/bqA2W5zmaQw?feature=shared

>>715188835
Maybe true 1 year ago. We going back into peak console era again.

>>715192956
Sugar mommy?

>>715192105
>destroys your fragile robber ego with a single look

>>715193220
This is white people's fault

>>715193173
>fully grown man
>getting a gift this expensive from his parents for christmas

let those poor fuckers go on vacation you slime. you're old enough to buy your own playstations.

>>715193051
Not necessarily. Depends on the situation. But if you do it like women do, it is definitely gay.

>>715193220
Imagine living in a country that worships these fucks.

I've definitely got brain rot, I kept expecting these to end up with someone getting shot or with a knife sticking out of their skull.

>>715193381
No, dumbass. He’s an Korean boy band idol and she’s a pathetic fangirl trying to buy his affections with Playstation crap.

>>715192589
this, imagine meeting a stranger and having them come to love you. a miracle.

>>715193551
>Xbox is huge
>Playstation has no games
>Nintenyearsbehind

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>715193495
Lmao, dog knew.

>>715189828
>nearly SIX YEARS LATER)
no fucking way he died 6 (six) years ago. I'm too lazy to check but not lazy enough to type this post

>>715193074
>crying over console
>employee hugs with gay jump
Is this some viral shit like planking or the Harlem shake? What the fuck is going on?

>>715190176
>because the new system has more graphics

>>715193729
So sugar mommy. She wants his dick
Just like sugar daddies want young poosy

>>715189060
1 manchild = bad
5 manchildren = good?

makes no sense. It's either all good or all bad. It doesn't cancel itself out. An orgy of gay guys doesn't make it straight

>>715193030
I got bad news for you then. Just give it 20 more years and you won’t be able to go 5 seconds without seeing one anywhere on the entire planet

>>715191126
>man overjoyed after refunding ps5

>>715193495
JANNY CLEAN IT UP

>>715190234
>saving money parsimoniously for months
Dude, its like $500

>>715193812
that brit comic who ripped into hollywood at grammys or something made epstein joke and that was before corona

>>715192197
First thing I thought. And what I still think.
The dancing is a little cringe sure but idk. Happy for him.

does anyone have the video with kids crying for getting an xbox instead of a playstation?

>>715188673 (OP)
>This is you.
Jokes on you, I'll never own a ps5.

>>715190831
built for piggyback riding and loving handholding

>>715191126
geg

>>715194057
i don't know, i never owned a ps5, i play on pc, and my pc is 12k worth of hardware. now that required months of savings.

>>715189059
They are some cool dancing dudes that came out of that room.

>>715194064
jesus fucking christ, time has been flying at mach 10 since the coof

>SO EXCITED FOR NO GAMES OMG
lmao snoys

why do normies even buy new consoles if they're only gonna play fortnite and fifa? A PS4 is enough.

>>715193220
this zesty ass nigga is out here risking his life for $1500 worsth of playstations

>>715193173
classic

>>715188673 (OP)
No, not really.
I do have desire for a sony device, but not this one.

>>715188673 (OP)
imagine what a brotherhood that is

>>715190831
SEX
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>715195012
Time to play some Konami MSX kino

>>715190831
>mfw 6'4
It was over before it even began.

God punished me by making me live through these generations.

>>715191070
>Even if I got minimum wage and part time I'd still have to save less than a month.
obviously, because you live in mom's basement and have no overhead

>>715196092
rectify this mistake and kill yourself you old sack of shit

>>715193495
>here's your gay console kiddo

>>715190907
why do people easily forget about these people in control but keep on repeating diddy drake pedo jokes?

>>715189059
Where are these posted? I stopped really paying attention to politics after 2020 since it's obviously all fake as fuck

>>715193947
If everybody acts like a retard and you're the only one who doesn't like it, you are the retard, dipshit.

>>715190176
Owning a PS5 is a symbol of status despite what basement dwellers on /v/ will tell you

>>715190831
>put as usually

>>715189059
KEK, oh thats a good one.

>>715194631
its just life anon, as your personal life stabilises and you experience less personal growth and change as life goes on (which is normal), things tend to 'speed up'. I feel like life passed me by while i was wage slaving, and aside from some personal assets, a sick pc, and my own house, i haven't achieved a damn thing myself. Shit sucks. Jews fault.

>>715191126
Holy shit

>>715188673 (OP)
No matter how many playstations you get, you still wont get twin snakes. cope

Someone should do a parody of this with condoms or alcohol, like a white claw

>>715188673 (OP)
I was like this when I bough tmy switch 2

>>715196250
I'm not a tranny like you

>>715188673 (OP)
Last time i bought a console at retail price was when i was a teenager i bought an xbox 360 with some money my friend lent me

was hoping this was gonna be a goofy robbery attempt

>>715188673 (OP)
Is this a phone store?

>>715197030
>game console
>symbol of status
listen to yourself

>>715193729
I'm not sure how this works. Surely he cant' accept it right? I mean, putting aside if he's in a korean boyband he can afford his own console, wouldn't he want to discourage "expensive gifts" because A) he may not be able to own them and instead if he did keep them given to him at a public event like this, they'd be in the hands of his fucking management company and B) liability concerns that the girl decided to jam a bunch of nudes inside the box, her panties, or even rig up some camera that takes pictures when its opened (either for blackmail or just for the fuck of it etc).

As the boy band guy, I'd rather sign the thing and give it back to the girl, as compared to some little trinket or whatever else. I wouldn't want my fans spending a fortune on gifts for me I don't need, especially when many of them paid significantly to come to these meetups. I mean sure, some may be gangnam trash who basically throw money at anything but I can't rate them all like that.

>>715199407
now that i think about it, i don't think i've ever bought a console at retail price. hell the only NIB console i've had in the past decade was a gift.

>>715191767
bros with latina gfs/wives, mine is very fit, and has a visible 6 pack, we work out all the time. however, i hear that there's a magic age that instantly abuelas them. how do you combat this? her mom is 60, thin and active, but her dad is almost spherical. does it take just one parent to turn her into a goblin?

>>715193696
the entire western world? it's been a strange, slow suicide.

>>715193220
Wait black people have buttcracks? Why do they say black dont Crack?

>>715188673 (OP)
I wish I could be happy about anything nowadays, tbqh.

You're buying a ps5, but you're leaving without any games?

>>715188673 (OP)
But it could be us.

>>715193220
Oh classic niggers...

>>715193812
The biden years are basically stolen time.

>>715192092
Yes, because of Seattle regulatory fees. All delivery drivers in the state of Washington must make a minimum of 20ish dollars which you have to pay. So, if someone ordering Doordash for example, they would have to pay that as well the cost of the delivery, tax and food.

>>715193220
If they did this type of shit in a third world country, they would get shot by security.

>>715196220
yeah so? fuck being a rentoid.

>>715191151
must be cool being a beaver

>>715189059
WTF IS THIS REAL?!!

>>715192062
They are not black, Rashsneed.

>>715200182
Yes. It's like how niggers buy sneakers to try and make other people think they're not poor.

>>715192675
This is you.

>>715188673 (OP)
>You can't be happy

>>715192112
How does Memri TV have so many scenes worth of screenshotting?

>>715202192
I do like living in a no tip country, we got a bunch of card readers that ask if you want to leave a tip trickle down here and I have never yet had time to press no myself before the cashier does.

>>715203654
that's

>>715190831
fuck thats hot

>>715201098
best you could do is tell her to stay fit and keep watch on her eating.

>>715188673 (OP)
>empty console
>rare exclusive game are woke or censored
yikes

>>715188673 (OP)
>acting this excited over the privilege of paying to use your own internet (which you already pay for)
I will never understand consolecucks

>>715190831
Sexo

>>715188673 (OP)
Kinda crazy how the people who act like this are always the ones that only play surface level garbage

>>715189450
Epstein killed himself
There is no list
Stop asking questions

>>715203654
Why would you ever put yourself in this situation? If you hit her, you're an asshole for trying too hard. If you get hit, you're a pussy who can't fight.

>>715204986
it's called good old fun. not everyone is a soft bitch like you.

>>715192105
lol she had no idea the gun was there until after the 2nd grab. imagine dying over a rented iphone

>>715204986
latina enjoyers rile their girls up on purpose to bring out the unga bunga dna.