Thread 715199258

HERE is your half-genie hero!

Questions?

>>715199258 (OP)
Why is pirates curse so hyped when its the worst in the franchise?

I love my wife very much

>>715199378
I liked it but it's frustrating when people act like it's the only good one. HGH was super easy but i found it very charming regardless

>>715199258 (OP)
when is she going to poop on my chest?

>>715199662
*smacks that shit out yo hands*

>>715199796
HGH at least has content outside of backtracking constantly.

>>715199960
I will beat you to death with an hammer while i hum the titel melody.

>>715199796

what really grinds my gears is that there's always someone who remarks that SatPC's kit is the best because you don't stop to transform but ignores the fact Seven Sirens has almost the same gameplay

like yeah, SatPC is better, but it's not solely because of the moveset

She is 16 and the devs themselfs sexualize her!!!!

>>715200561
was this really necessary for the plot?

made for mating press

Shantae is my go-to series when I'm getting bored or burned-out on vidya. Even the bad Shantae games are full of soul.

Would the owners of IP have the balls to license the characters for a dating sim?

>>715199258 (OP)
Yes.
Will she poop on my chest?

>>715199258 (OP)
will she ever get a 3d title or gacha?

>>715201578
1/2 and ss look like crap I'm glad risky revolution went back to the original outfit

What is a half-genie?

>>715200241
>up to this point
Are they saying there's a chance we might get a prequel with young Shantae in the future...?

need a qt brown girl sucking my cock inmediately

>>715199258 (OP)
Will she date me?

>>715199796
Yeah I like all the Shantae games. PC is the best but still.

>>715202258
Her dad a 2meterx2meter dude banged a 10/10 genie. On that note did anybody save the image of shantae sharing a cuppa tea with her dad?

>>715200617

Yes.

>>715202137
hopefully

Was that picture they posted yesterday of her in a golden bikini that showed the bulge of her pussy really official marketing?
If so, I think the direction these guys are taking looks promising.
They seem willing to push the characters' sex appeal even further. A little more and we'll be entering the realm of gacha game art...

>>715200550
She was 16 20 years ago, she's a hag now

>>715202943
You mean this?>>715202881

>>715199796

Didn't HGH have the classical hardcore brutal mode?

>>715202241
It went back because it's a midquel.

>>715202943

The owner/developer wife is the coomerette that makes her more and more lewd/sexy.

Praise Allah.

>>715200434
even funnier when talking about movesets is that it's essentially risky's kit that shantae is using
which means risky is the actual best girl of the series

>>715202943
Not really marketing for the games, the swimsuit calendar is merch

>>715202845
So where is her mom? Was the dad's wish to have sex with her?

>>715199258 (OP)
She cute, but could you make her more cyberpunk?

>>715202943
https://store.udonentertainment.com/collections/shantae/products/2025-shantae-swimsuit-special-1-cvr-x1-life-is-pi-online-exclusive
You tell me.

>>715203167

>*Unzips dick*

>>715203028
yes, meant the normal mode

>>715203116
Her dad is karnov, a dude so strong and bald he pulls shit like picrel and refuses to elaborate

>>715203357
shantae isn't that big

>>715203116
This is all we know about the mom:
she's been called as The Forgotten Genie or The Lost Genie, but officially Matt Bozon still hasn't confirmed that she will ever appear in next games even as a named character.

>>715199258 (OP)
Can I get a wish?

>>715202943
this is also official

>>715204307
She doesnt do wishes

>>715201601
>Even the bad Shantae games are full of soul.
so... all of them

>>715204357
More characters need canonically shaved pussy

>>715199258 (OP)
Mid games despite the hebe genie belly dancer.

>>715204424
>>715204658
tendies slop is in another thread

Are the 3DS games good

>>715206120
The Pirate's Curse and the original for VC? yep

>>715199258 (OP)
Wasn't Bolo implied to be her boyfriend? It's been a while.

>>715199378
The artstyle, anon.
It's the best one.

>>715206861

No.

>>715207175
Look at her go!

>>715207693
>not posting the stripper cake version

What if your half genie hero went through a rebellious phase?

>>715199258 (OP)
If I can wish for one thing it'd be love.

>>715209279
>makes you fall in love with a rock

>Turn on turbo for controller
>Watch as Shantae turns into hair whipping machine gun

>>715208698
Very nice

How would you design a Shantae game?

>>715209664

just give Shantae's base form ability upgrades (i.e. not the shit you buy in the shops) on top of the transformations and we're golden

>>715209664
Platformers are notoriously difficult to make fun so I'd probably just make something like freedom planet that lets you grapple points with shantae's hair. Maybe some puzzle areas that let you use her transformations.

>>715209664
I'd make a series of episodic adventures, each with a funny or hot theme, then let the animators go ham. Oops all set pieces. It's shantae, platforming comes second to half genie shenanigans.

>>715209905
I feel like the transformations should also be fleshed out more. Think the inverse of what Seven Sirens did: instead of integrating temporary transformations into her base form, her transformations should have more utility so you can stay in them longer. They should at least have basic platforming abilities and a whip attack like her base form.

>>715210460

congrats on making HGH2

>>715209972
Lilac is kind of like a fusion of Shantae and Sonic in a way.

>>715209664
Porn

>>715210631

honestly just get rid of every non-humanoid transformation

monkey can stay but we're giving it a gun for utility

yes. several.

1. how many wishes do i get?
2. how many bellydances do i get?
3. where is your bottle and wisp of smoke that makes up your lower half as you float around?

>>715209664
keep doing what PC did but change her powerups into magical items or something

>>715209905
they know what we want

>>715209905
God I wish I was that seaweed.

>>715212970
why you'd want to be a seaweed

>>715209905
The Seaweed: My asshole
The Mermaid: Shantae crawling inside

How get Shantae gf

>>715199258 (OP)
>Questions?
Are they pink or brown?

>>715213368
pink

>>715213368
darker brown

>>715199662
I rember seeing this game at the store as a kid but back then it was incomprehensible for a ten-year-old boy to play a game where you are a girl. It was a bold move to make a game with a female protag back then.

Can she get me Risky's number?

>>715202845
Do actually get to ever see her mom?

>>715218758
No, not yet. They're saving it for...something.

>>715217237
The game was contemporary with shit like the original Tomb Raider games, what are you talking about? Or are "girls" different from sexy ladies in this context?

Remember when Half Genie Hero almost whitewashed her

>>715209664
Like Ninja Mode from Half Genie Hero, but with actually good graphics like Pirate's Curse.

>>715218864
I wouldn't say that. By 2002 Tomb Raider was a dumpster fire.

>>715218864
I definitely had zero interest in playing a tomb raider game when I was a kid. They were clearly designed for the gen x gamer crowd. Who definitely weren't playing gameboy color games.

>>715218907
I remember this dropping lol
it's rare to piss off both shitlib activists and chuddy fetishists at the same time

>>715219328
I need white Shantae to poop on my chest

>>715219008
>>715219059
>Eternal Darkness
>Metroid Prime and Fusion
>REmake
All 2002, probably more for that matter.

>>715219328
This image is cursed, delete it

Succubus Shantae was too good for this world

Why have Shantae threads been popping up so much these past few days? Did they announce a new game or something?

>>715223896
>Did they announce a new game or something?
yes

>>715223896
Wayforward had a presentation with a cool cyber shantae promo art & this >>715202881

>>715223965
That’s not helpful anon, they haven’t even released Advance and I can’t find a trailer for anything on their YouTube.

>>715206861
Bolo has show interes on Risky and felt nervious whe Rooty flirted with him. Plus some passing interest on nameless NPCs like the Bath House lady in HGH. As far as I can remember he has never show any interest on either Sky or Shantae, beyond that one time where he felt extremely frustrated about missing out of the girls dressed as Space, Slave Princesses on the Desert Adventure.

>>715219328
Shantae: The Half-Irish Hero

>>715202137
The Shantae to scat pipeline is both nonsensical and real. Also my question is whether she'll genie transform me into her toilet and never allow me to change back. With punishment use by Risky if I fail her.

>>715202481
brown girls dont look like this irl

>t. brown guy

>>715204460
Who has canonically unshaved pussy?

>>715224102
lol

>>715199258 (OP)
How hairy is her pussy?

I'd rather want to know how Shantae's piss taste like

What if Sky laid an egg.

>wake up
>see this

wat do

>>715228119
brush and braid her hair

>>715228119
ask her when she's going to take a shit because I need to be there

>>715208698
Is that from the new one?

>>715228119
Raw anal with no lube.

>>715228119
Rub her belly until I get a wish.

>>715229572
>no lube
That's what her poop is for

>>715224261
That’s because real brown girls have physics and detail sliders capped by reality, anon. Shantae’s running on full anime logic with "bikini at birth" privileges. Let us cope in peace.

>>715228119
Since I apparently won at life, just enjoy my existence.

>>715199258 (OP)
yeah i thought she was monkey can someone explain

>>715237329
She is a monkey, she just gets cursed to be a human in one of the games and has to find a way to undo it

>>715199258 (OP)
shawntey pubes

>>715199258 (OP)
puss

>>715199258 (OP)
why is the only thing going for Shantae her sexy appearance? her games suck and are boring. music isn't great. It's literally just her sexxo design.

>>715199258 (OP)
I like her waist to hip ratio. What are her measurements?

>>715240793
Bad bait.

Shantae-spin.

>>715228119
Cuddle and fondle a bit..

Post your favorite
>Shantae game
>Shantae girl

>>715242506
GBC
Risky

>>715242506
HGH.
Sky.

her butt deserves to be fondled and plapped until her cheeks make ripples

>>715243374
While true, I wonder what the real Shantae must have been like to inspire Mrs Bozon into creating this semen demon.

>>715243484
I'd say she's old enough that those first sketches were inspired by having watched I Dream Of Jeannie while growing up

>>715243484
Just enough of a spark to ignite the realization of this hot half-genie. Kind of like picturing the perfect sexual scenario as you're drifting to sleep.

>>715243674
>31 years ago
Man, time sure does keep going.

>>715199258 (OP)
Literal Temu-Asha neckbeard thread

>>715243865
The passage of time may continue, just as Shantae will continue to be a lovey lust provoker

>>715243992
Until the IP dies or it gets sold off to someone who'll butcher it.
All things that have a beginning so too have an end.

>>715244108
Well the more reason to make the most of things, which is exactly what I plan to do now

>>715244108
Hopefully Bozon takes Shantae with him to the grave when the time comes.

>>715243865
>31 years ago
>Man, time sure does keep going.
Chubby hag Shantae doing the "see, my old clothes still fit!" meme

>>715243992
She has this really hot, casually sexy aura.

>>715243942
Brown > not.

>>715227059
SHANTAEGODS I KNEEL

>>715244204
That quickly turns to hardcore sexual thoughts, or maybe that's just me

Still no 3d game. But maybe that's for the best, as much fun as the concept of exploring what I envision Warhammer Araby is like.

>>715244145
No, no I'm the same way.

>>715244330
>>715244280
Yeah you can tell how distracted I am

She just looks nice to cuddle with.

>>715244321
3D collectathons are ass and should be left 30 years ago where they belong.

>>715244321
I like to think it could work, but idk if WF has the means to get it off the ground.
>>715244330
>>715244384
Heh, and here I was about to ask if you wanted to "rub our lamps" together

>>715244321
I'd only want one if they kept her real proportions and didn't force a chibi look on her.

>>715244419
Sure I'm up for it. Shantae's got a way of working some serious magic on me.

>>715244413
I was thinking more along the lines of Legends, where it's mostly about exploring and interacting with the characters, rather than Shantae Kong 64 where she has to collect everything and enter floating genie lamps to switch to Rotty or Sky to collect their things.

>>715244526
Oho, I bet you're "up" for it, alright. But same. I had already "polished" things four times today, yet she just has that magical way of encouraging me to go just one more time.

Given her choice of attire and dark skin, Shantae retains some heat.
So in a cold desert night she'll be really comforting to hug.

>>715244608
Somehow I get the feeling you didn't require very much encouragement.

>>715244726
No, not at all. I'm very easy to please. Especially when I'm with similar company and definitely when I'm presented with such good material.

Gloriosa y brillante
Los dioses construyeron la ciudad
Fue una gran
Bendición
Paraíso terrenal
Quieto y apacible
No hay mortal
Que está tierra soñó
Y surge el dorado
Al resplandecer
Sublime
Mil años hasta hoy
El Dorado
El Dorado
El Doraaaaaaadooooooo.

>>715244823
Well you know Shantae. She's a people pleaser.

>>715244961
She is an entertainer, after all. She can please totally hands free. Though if you need a helping hand, I won't mind giving one up.

>>715244961
Just don't talk politics with her.

>>715245106
>This is my body count book

>>715245037
My hands are quite full but I think I can manage.

>>715245216
Quite a large lamp, huh? I bet you could share a lot of magic with her if you wanted.

Shantae should be less bigoted towards monstergirls. Bolo is a free man in a country.

She's the one bringing the magic here. My labours are paltry in comparison.

>>715245453
Oh don't be so humble. I bet you're oozing with mana for her. I know I sure am.

There is in truth no such thing as a half-genie. It's lies.
Genies are an all female race, to reproduce they must mix with others. Always have.
Shantae has not come to understand her true power because of this myth.

>>715245165
She is notorious cum thief. Nobody trusts her.

>>715199258 (OP)
>Questions?
Where is the full-pirate queen?

>>715245553
>Shantae SEQUEL spinoff that Bolo misses completely

>>715245553
I mean, I am. To the point where it's risking spiling over even. But still, I just really appreciate her efforts.

>>715245650
Well when you're ready I can call her over here to open up her mouth so we can both give her a nice dose of magic infused fluids

>>715245728
I'm more than ready. Go for it.

Why's she so cute?

>>715245775
Before she starts drooling for it, let's give it to her...let out every drop!

>>715245858
Thanks for that spot of relief. Much appreciated.

>>715245951
It's what me (and she) are about. Happy to help.

>>715209664
Scrap the transformations. Give her a shit ton of new hair related abilities that give her a new style whenever they're used.
>Ponytail: Whip attacks, Rayman hair propellor, grapple/grab and drag objects.
>Afro: Protects Shantae from any hazards falling on top of her, melee parry
>Twin drills: Ground pound, Charge attack
>Long hair/Messy: Let's Shantae harmlessly walk through hazards, acts as a way for her to hide herself in stealth sections

>>715227059
>Still here
Oh baby.

>>715246656
>afro hair
You know the usual suspects would get livid

>>715246656
That's a shit idea

>>715209664
Give animal transformations at least three versatile combat/key moves and much more movement options, so staying transformed for longer period each time is viable. Then give the transformation states quickened ways to switch between each other at least once and more freely if certain conditions are met, such as kill combos, so puzzle rooms can be more complex. Also even if dancing were to be de-emphasized for transformation, due to action pacing, give us an option to go through all the varied moves like the first game, because it's fun to watch her dance. In general make it a segmented at the beginning but turning more interconnected over time metroidvania with varied, but crooked, oddly specific biome ideas like Saliva Island, have Shantae's friends contribute at least in some small way along the way, since the moral of her working together with them is going to crop up regardless, fill the rest with fun, jokes, sexy stuff and an evil idiosyncratic scheme by Risky Boots, that you have impetus to stop rather than it being a mystery twist sprung up on you at the last minute, ending with a serious, vengeful and murderous confrontation with Risky Boots, when her plan has fallen apart and she has to improvize.

What is the purpose of this thread?

>>715252282
Don't be coy. You know it deep down.

>>715252282
To cum you idiot, to spray semenoids all over my 400 dollar monitor

>>715199258 (OP)
When are these fucking PUTOS going to release the new game for digital?

>>715201578
Pirates Curse art was peak. Who is the artist?

>>715199258 (OP)
Yes, how many times can she be defeated before I make her my toy?

>>715200617
Of course

>>715199258 (OP)
When is her new game coming out?

>>715209189
I would tell you to kill yourself you fucking AI slop faggot

>>715255857
After (you).

Seven Sirens is the second best game in the series, and a ton of fun, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

>>715245048
>Shantae please stop screaming demands for the return of the House of Osman and the Ottoman Caliphate during Mayor Scuttlebutt's speeches, you're distressing the townsfolk...

>>715254572

Pirate's Curse, HGH, and Seven Sirens' keyart and portraits were done by Makoto Yabe.
Advance's portraits are done by Shaun Healey while the keyart is done by Nami Sakurajyousui.

>>715201578
6 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 5 > 4

>>715209664
Get Jake Kaufman to make the music
Pixel-art only
Make movement easier and faster like Pirate's Curse
Have the transformations be single button and context sensitive like the upgrades in PC
Make it fun

Handlebars.

>>715200550
Wtf do the police know about this?? Someone arrest these monsters

Shantae is the best

>>715261107
>can whip in front and back at the same time

Shantae's evil ancestor.

>>715209905
I want to be seaweed

>>715209664
easy, a futa shantae game

>>715263674
degenerate

>>715263674
Gay.

Why did he do it?

>>715201578
1 was still the best. The rest is transforming her into an anime moeblob.

1 also had the best animation.

>>715264842
Some men just want to watch the genie squirm.

>>715243674
Man why couldn't they use that version on the right in any of the games? Having her run around in the transparent silk pants would've been incredible.

>be Bolo
>be raised alongside this woman
>as far as you're concerned she's your sister
>never a single iota of romantic interest as a result

>>715265646
>this allows him to focus entirely on Risky
Based Bolo.

What do we think of Risky Boots?

>>715266598
Best booty. Best treasure chest. Best girl. Best captain.

>>715266598
exists as shantaes plap meat as seen in here>>715263674

>>715266147
Remember that early 2000s comic where, for some reason, Bolo had his pick of the girls and Risky won so Shantae got angry and beat him up?

>>715267013

Pretty sure it was about Shantae going on a date with Bolo and then she sees him with Rotty and Sky in his arms

>>715199258 (OP)
So, after numerous delays Limited Run is finally shipping the physical editions of Risky Revolution.

>>715269851
is that one good

>>715270158
I sure hope so given the multiple delays.

GIWTWM

>>715272108
I like Sky.

>>715200617
yes

>should I go for the cute girls
>or the brain-eating rotting corpse?

I've played Risky's Revenge and it was mid. Are other games better?

>>715273464
Risky's Revenge is arguably the worst game in the series. Give Pirate's Curse a try. It may still not be to your liking but it's a fuck ton better than Risky's Revenge.

>>715273449
>cute girls
>brain-eating rotting corpse
These are not mutually exclusive.

>>715269851

>tfw Limited Run has finally fucked up enough times that WF has seemingly given up on them

we're finally free

Will the ever return?

>>715275028

They were in last year's special and will probably pop up in this year's, at least. Ammonians are mentioned in Advance so there's a good chance they'll pop up in the next game.

>>715275028
I don't see why not. They came back in HGH even though they were honestly pretty frivolous there. The only reason why eighty percent of the normal recurring NPCs were not in SS is because it was a holiday trip.

>>715274786
Look at rotty here, she looks like she's about to go crazy if she doesnt get some of that big bolo cock

>>715270158
It has the exact same save deletion bug the gbc one had lol

>>715277867
bug?

>>715213368
purple dummy, same as her hair

>>715228119
Aggressive breeding sex

What official Shantae toys should get made?

How did Sky's dad manage to bag a harpy?

>>715280605
Tenga

>>715224479
Or that's what he wants you to believe.

>>715280796
By being ugly.

>>715280605
Hip

>hard mode
>just gets scantier

>>715284584
well yeah that's how you get hard

>>715284584
Literally hard mode.

im in

>>715287632
It's the same book though anon.

>>715287665
I ordered all version, same as last year

>>715284584
>those hips
this is why i love shantae

>>715278047
Yes bug, because limited run is retarded the gbc reprint & risky revolution dont write to the sram sometimes or just deletes itself. This bug is also in the digital console release of shantae gbc

>>715280605
>>715281724
>>715284476
I wonder how popular a shantae adult toy would be on the market.

>>715288201
I would preorder it in a heartbeat

>>715287814
Thanks for reminding me of that shit. One of the contributing features (along with delivery times of over a year) that made me cease doing business with LRG.
The fact that this series is intimately connected to that garbage company is very unfortunate.

The pants being transparent is one of her hottest design elements and yet all the gooner artists just draw them solid

>>715291101
Because its easier

>>715255129
source?

>>715290378

WF went with another company for the reprint of Sabrina so the tyranny of Limited Run may be over.

https://modretro.com/products/sabrina-zapped

>>715291683
We can only hope.
I want physical games, but if there's no Asia-international version and the only option is LRG, at this point, I just won't.

>>715291683
Never heard of them. Interesting concept selling the chinkheld and the games in in the same shop.

>>715211045
you're a fag and need to feel bad.
Monkey can use its tail to whip.
Lamia can use tongue or tail.
let the dridler/spider spit poison globs.
No reason to kill off things people like, just expand what exists to show Shantae is developing greater mastery of her forms.

>>715209664
unironically, a hybrid of a metroidvania with party-based turn based combat and lite rpg mechanics lmao I'm just describing YIIK
but I guess a route similar to Indivisible but without it's faults

>>715293560
i completely forgot about indivisible until now

>>715209664
I won't tell my ideas because I want to

>>715280605

They made a plushie to go with Half Genie Hero.

>>715293560
I literally dropped indivisible after the intro. Truly dog shit game

stop gooning

more shantae PLEASE

>>715199378
Because a lot of Shantae games frankly are not good and Pirate's Curse had more fluid gameplay than most of the ones that came before it, which can largely be attributed to the fact that you don't need to do dances just to transform and use your abilities/movement options. Seven Sirens comes close to the same gamefeel while also having the charm that some of the mechanically weaker Shantae games have.

>>715298356
>Pirate's Curse had more fluid gameplay than most of the ones that came before it
What a dog shit opinion. You could have just summarized by saying it was made to appeal to normal fag retards

I love my wife shantae

>>715199378
This is an insanely retarded post. You could have just posted borderline porn if you wanted the thread to stay alive.

>>715298772
Yeah man because I love to stop every couple of seconds just to transform and get past a trivial obstacle so that I can transform back and then perform an additional transformation to get past a different trivial obstacle they put in front of it. Y'know, like they did in the entirety of the end of Risky's Revenge.

Think about what you're saying before you speak.

Everyone knows Shantae is best known for the fanservice so when will they make the jump? Or at least make hide actual official hard/soft porn behind paywalls like Nobeta.

>>715299182
>>715202881
>>715204357

>>715299182
>everyone knows marathon is best known for the single player so when will they make the jump?(to live service extraction shooter)

>>715199378
It's the second best in the franchise after seven sirens.

>>715209664
Just make Shantae 7S but go even deeper with metroidvania, also have the artstyle of Pirates curse.

>>715225763
Sky, helps her keep eggs warm for hatching her birds.

>>715299182
Because cheesecake > porn

risky is a whore with AIDs

>>715300820
She's a slut.

>>715301604
i don't get it

Name a more mediocre game franchise sold solely on its jerkoff bait art alone. You literally cannot.

>>715301673
Risky does it for free, so she's a slut. A whore charges money.

>>715301673
She is NOT a fan of the Kurds. Possibly implying she's an Iraqi.

>>715301776
your mom's onlyfans

>>715301604
Shantae's world isn't our earth.

>>715287632
>Making the sexiest covers more expensive.

They know, and goddammit it worked on me.

>>715301981
Lmao.

>>715301920
>Getting THIS upset
Wayforward staff ITT

>>715302263
Fellas, get you a woman that likes half naked cute chicks.

>>715302261
It's just some non descriptive fantasy version of the middle east.

Without the Islamic beheadings.

>>715302619
Sky wears a hijab.

¿Why you guys post sexy chicas? ¿To make each other coom? GAY

>>715302740
But she's half naked all the time.

>>715302742
Hey Sanchez, go make me a taco.

Also let me fuck your sister.

>>715302985
Yes, and?

>>715280605
>What official Shantae toys should get made?
Risky Boots action figure with a fuck ton of accessories.

>Trying to stop sinning and get closer to God
>Every single place on this website trying to constantly brainrot you into masturbation with their endless, filthy thirst posting

Suffering.

Lewdest Sky. For her man's eyes only.

>>715303436
God would want you to have a cute half genie gf, Anon. Probably.

the whore witch must be stoned

>>715303436
Why does god want you to stop fapping so badly. Sounds like a weirdo

>>715303562
Because lust and masturbation are grevious sins?

>>715303636
If got didn't want me jacking off he shouldn't have made me constantly horny

Djinn are free creatures with free will, they too can follow the law of the Lord God.

>>715202881
WHY IS SHE SO WHITE!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT MY MILK CHOCOLATE TURKISH WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>715303636
as soon as a people group swears off fapping they molest boys. see: cath church, islamic afghan soldiers, ____________, etc. etc. etc.

To (You), I do decree, it is far better for a man to rub his penis than to turn his in-group into hell on Earth.

>>715303789
>he shouldn't have made me constantly horny
That's Satan doing that.

>>715304012
yeah sure chief the evil red man did it not the sky man

>>715303958
Both things are morally reprehensible and will bar you from the kingdom of God

>>715304112
you had better lop your balls off then friend
oh wait, you can just say sorry a moment before you die and then it's fine anyway? ...right...

Shantae says stop replying to the shitzo!

>>715304753
are you the ai isabelle poster lol

>>715304753
She's a LRG shill though, sounds morally dubious.

This thread made me realize Risky's Revolution has been out for a while. I should give it a spin.

>>715305131
I'm still waiting for it to arrive.

>>715306092
Cock between Vinegar's tits, face between Twitch's thighs.

>>715304012
Or maybe it's god doing that and because we developed civilization we're not allowed to just go and find a woman to perform our urges upon so he gave us the ability to release them ourselves so that we wouldn't go insane

>>715299013
>I dont like shantae
>I only like this game because it plays nothing like shantae
>now watch me spew out my shit adhd opinion & throw reddit spacing in there for good measure
Lmao

>>715301776
Black Souls

>>715306470
Read the Bible. Onan was killed for spilling his seed outside of a womb.

>>715306727
Because he was supposed to get that woman pregnant and ensure his brother's line survived at the cost of his own. His selfishness was the sin, not merely pulling out.

Boss girls need love too.

>Jerkoff apologists
Infested with demons, all of you. REPENT!

>can't read or understand context
>blames it on DEMONS instead

>>715299182
>Or at least make hide actual official hard/soft porn behind paywalls like Nobeta
excuse me what

>>715307140
First they just did ecchi tame shit but after getting constantly banned they just went all out.

>>715307006
shut up tranny

>>715307336
>chinese

>>715306594
winnest of rars

>>715305131
Why play it now (the crappy gba version) when the much more superior PC version is about to release??
the gba rom looks like ass and runs like ass too
just fucking wait a lil longer

>Go to buy the gameboy advance game
>ERM sorry we don't sell that anymore and NO you can't buy it on steam
Anger

sky!

>>715308805
>>ERM sorry we don't sell that anymore and NO you can't buy it on steam
excuse me wut?? it's gonna be on steam soon, and will be better than the gba version.
And why buy a fucking gba cartridge in this day and age?? stop being a paypig retard, either download the rom and play it on your pc or put it inside your ds/3ds . Then buy the steam version if you wanna (((support))) devs

>>715307795
Their century.

>>715310970
Fake shantae begone

what do Shantae's farts taste like?

>>715311803
kill yourself

Lay off the curry, girl

>>715209664
More like 7S than the rest.

>>715209664
the belly dancing thing needs to be functional in some way to the gameplay besides just being too akin to a classic jrpg menu selection
the enemies are way too sparse
the story would be more epic levels with big happenings leading to a climax and a satisfying resolution of sorts without it being too cheap
but i wouldn't like to disclose details without a lawyer present

>>715306843
Pull out isn’t even hot or actual sex
I want to cum inside Shantae and her hair

Shea a gift.

>>715313659
She better take a huge shit after I unwrap that

>>715200617
Video games are an unnecessary past time, nothing in them matters

>>715199258 (OP)
IS this from the new game? Looks neat, but I preferred drawn sprites over pixels.

by tinkerbat #1992
age 24

>>715201578
3>6>4>2>5>1

>>715201578
>NIS are retarded and won't have Shantae crossover when she's basically a Disgaea character already
Sad!

>>715315610
>grindslop

Sex with Risky

>>715316667
Shut up Bolo.

SEX WITH RISKY

FUCK OFF
BOLO

>>715298898
My personal fav Shantae, imo. Less is more.

>>715311803
Shit. I figure that would be pretty obvious.

>>715318104
delicious

>>715318597
Nah I really can't see Risky eating ass. That doesn't suit her personality. She'd be the one forcing other people to eat her ass.

>>715322436
Tags: femdom, female rimming male, glazinbuns, Risky Boots.

>>715298356
This pretty much

>>715202924
At least post some good art like what Kids Gamera did.

>>715292856
It has the autism of palmer lucky behind it, it's slightly higher quality than your average chinkheld.

>>715199258 (OP)
Can we see her without the tan?

>>715323770
That's not a tan.

>>715201578
why is she so different in clothes, hair, skin, even eye color? not even the headbandthing is the same

>>715323920
must be with that eye color

>>715213368
>>715214596
Are you talking about her nipples? Are you one of those retards who keep drawing brown girls with pink nipples? If so, please fuck off.

>>715323594
You win the race to the bottom that is this thread

>>715317456
She’s OLD

>>715319068
there's a lot going on here

>>715323594
>Very skilled artist
>Uses skills to draw high-tier art of brown girls shitting
Unfathomably based.

>>715324002
Foolish fool.

>>715324541
the more you know...

>>715209905
I fucking love mermaids so much it's unreal. I'm sort of glad I never got into Shantae because I would've degenerated so fucking hard over the mermaids in it.

>>715324408
Did he ever use this incredible power to draw Risky shitting in a slave's mouth?

I’ve never played a Shantae game and I’m mildly curious about the games, but serious question does the series have much of anything to offer besides all the coom bait stuff?

>>715326039
They are fun charming games with an emphasis on witty characters.

Shantae Advance or Pirates Curse is a decent place to start.

I just think Sky is neat.

new 3d Shatae game with size powers gimmick shrinking and giantess when

>>715328294
what hurts this series isn't the waifufaggotry
it's the deviantautism

>>715326039
They're solid platformers if a bit rough around the edges, and it comes down to whether earnestness and charm can make up for questionable game design for you. The character designs aren't the only reason to stick around, but they're definitely the difference-maker between Shantae being an unremarkable but competent series and it being a niche classic.

>>715311803
gtfo degenerate

>>715200617
Who gives a shit about plot

>>715329610
apparently more people than those who give a shit about the mid series that is shantae when those things sell more with one game than all of shantae's games combined
shatter all expectations

>>715328745
Dating sim when?

>>715266598
shes a sexy evil foil to shantae's heroic heart

>>715326418
>>715329034
Thank you anons. It’s definitely the charm and cute looks that got me interested in trying the series but I still want a good game. How long and difficult are the games? Not really looking for games that are too tedious or frustrating. I’m otherwise ok if they’re unremarkable games if I enjoy the characters/stories.

>>715332481
The modern ones are pretty standard 8-10 hour affairs.

>>715324354
and hot

>>715201578
3 > 6 > 1 > 5 > 4 > 2

I love my wife very much

uhhh thats my wife

>>715199258 (OP)
When does she get to be in smash bros

When does she drain me dry

>>715337829
Now.

>>715338709
Oh thank goodness. The only thing to make this better is if I had some company for that.

>>715330320
imagine wasting your time whining about a series you consider mid
you're pathetic lol

>>715338792
What kind of company?

>>715339174
The kind that wants to also shower her in white hot sticky appreciation. Possibly with some help.

Why can't I find Risky Revolution on pirate sites?

>>715339384
I know I wouldn't mind sharing her with an anon who's as eager to drain his balls inside her as me.

>>715339174
>>715339384
>>715339712
are you samefagging a conversation? pretty sad

>>715339712
Even if that means sharing her fat fuckable ass?

>>715339786
ESPECIALLY in that case, yeah.

>>715339997
forgot pic

>>715339997
>>715340039
Then you better get in there with me. I'm leaking at the bit to get this going with ya.

>>715340094
>Then you better get in there with me
At the same time? That's even lewder than I thought, I'm down. I'm sure her tight asshole can take it.

>>715340276
She can, but can I? A horny anon, and her hot ass clamping us together as we double stuff her hot hole? My sensitivity might get the best of me...

>>715340419
If I have to be completely honest, I probably wouldn't last two minutes inside her. Her tight hole squeezing me until it hurts, your rock hard cock throbbing against mine... I'd be groaning like an animal and shooting ropes inside her in a matter of seconds.

>>715340640
Fuck that's lewd, and cute. Just makes me wanna plap all the faster to get those moans revved up and you all the more eager to coat me and her in those juices.

>>715340787
Mmmh, don't slow down then. Imagine the sounds of our combined moans, the lewd plaps of her slutty body sandwiched between us. We should time it so we're both filling her hole with thick, sloppy cum at the same time, I think that would be even lewder. I think I'm almost ready to blow...

>>715340917
I'm going all out, so you better give up every last drop (and maybe give up your discord too cuz fuck you are hot) as I flood her insides with you and we reach a combined feeling of bliss as we turn into fully feral beasts.

>>715341035
I'm not holding back either! We'll be grunting like fucking beasts. It's gonna be so messy in there our cocks will be completely covered in each other's cum when we finally pull out...
>(and maybe give up your discord too cuz fuck you are hot)
I think I have an old discord account but I'm barely around, still I'm a bit paranoid about posting it here...

>>715341319
Forgot my pic again.

>>715199258 (OP)
New game when?

>>715341319
>>715341354
God you're so hot. I can't hold it in much longer. I want to make the biggest fucking mess imagineable~
Well you can have mine then. It's in the filename

>>715341427
sent

>>715339664
Is it even out yet? Or are you talking about the GBA one, because I'm pretty sure I've seen that around rom sites.

Does anyone have the image of shantae drinking tea with her dad?

>>715343306
Man, look at those nails. Fuck

computer: show me shantae's body count

>>715346150
1, me.