is the switch 2 launch the best console launch ever?

dreamcast

>>715259680 (OP)
But none of those are launch games?

none of those are even out yet lmao

>>715259680 (OP)
None of those are launch games.

Tendies live in another reality

>shovelware

>>715259680 (OP)
None of those are launch games and neither do they have release dates.

Bananza needs to hurry up.

>>715259680 (OP)
>barely any games
are nintendies really that cucked??

>>715259680 (OP)
easily

>>715259680 (OP)
It's not fair for Nintendo to hog all the games while everyone else has none

>>715260206
what games?

>>715259768
>>715259896
>>715260000
>>715260091
these are launch year games that are coming out by the end of the year

You morons, you have to get it early when there's very few games to make sure you have it later when there's a lot of games. It's a little think called "investment", but you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?e

>>715260237
>launch year
No such thing.

>>715260262
Based. I love my Switch 2.

>>715259680 (OP)
None of those are out yet.

>>715260697
I fucked your sister btw.

>>715260237
Not a real thing.

There hasn't been a console with a good launch since the 6th gen, the Switch 2 is no different. Grim.

>>715260851
She's trans btw

>>715259680 (OP)
2 of those are Switch 1 games

>>715259680 (OP)
All of these games could run on original Switch but they chose to paywall us :\

>>715261795
>>715262292
samefag

>>715259768
In 6 months when all these games are out will you be posting...

>Y-y-yeah switch 2 has all those games b-b-but they weren't available at launch!!!

>>715262718
I never said that

>>715262495
No, you fucking idiot

>>715260237
And we have no idea if they'll even be good.

>>715262718
In 2 more weeks the PS5 will have games. Trust the process goy

>RDT
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nintendo's dogs are the cancer killing /v/

>>715262819
when is the last time Nintendo made a bad game?

>>715259680 (OP)

It's literally all shit for kids

>redditbob eating goyslop.jpg

>>715262819
They're Nintendo games. Of course they'll be trash

>>715259680 (OP)
>I LOVE SLOP!

>>715262861
how do you know it's a reddit mobile app file name unless you use the reddit mobile app

>>715259680 (OP)
Absolutely not lol

>>715259680 (OP)
>Donkey Kong
>2 Switch 1 games
>Another Warriors game
>One game with no release date
>One game with a "2025" release date

No, this is a completely shit line up. Switch 1 had a better launch and had more interesting games available.

>>715262930
>Metroid
>slop

SAAAAAR

>all no difficulty toddler garbage
I sincerely hope you own a single real gaming platform on top of the tendiemachine.

>>715259680 (OP)
>all of that shit
I'm waiting for a good game and the OLED version to buy it.

>>715262960
And I've never been a dragon either but I can tell one when I see it

age of imprisonment looks really good but i don't want to buy the seven thousand dollar Thing I Own But Again just to play it. many such cases

>desert bus simulator
>wokey Kong by millennial odyssey team
>modern Pokémon
>a spaltoon spin-off
>musuoslop
>another fucking racing game that's a sequel to GameCube game nobody played

Oh dear. The worst part is a real 3D Mario and the next Smash were sidelined for this garbage. Maybe there be games in 4 years from now

>>715259680 (OP)
Relatively "easy" to get compared to other consoles due to Nintendo making millions, one of the best launch games of all time plus third party support, no gayass marketing, just vidya. And the power is way better than Switch 1 ever was, way more fun to play on.

>>715263467
There hasn't been a new Nintendo game since Iwata died.

>>715259680 (OP)
>literally only care bout Pokemon Legends Z-A
>also available on PC
woah... so this is the power of the switch 2...

>>715263531
>one of the best launch games of all time
Are you for real? MKW is not better than Soul Calibur, Super Mario 64, and Luigi's Mansion

>>715263031
Switch's launch window literally had two wiiu games (Zelda and Mario kart) and a sequel to a Wii u game lol (spatllon 2)

>bought a switch 2 the day it came out
>played MKW for a week and got bored
>havent touched it since.

so this is the power of nintendo.

>>715264459
same, Knockout tour isnt that fun, i dont like spending 2/3 of the race driving to the damn track and only doing one lap around the actual part of the game designed around racing. Too many blueshells and boos, too many racers, have the mario kart wii problem of too much shit flying around. double dash, 7, ds and 8 are def better

>>715264054
The first year had a ton of games
>1-2-Switch
>Zelda
>Mario Kart
>ARMS
>Splatoon 2
>Mario Odyssey
>XC2

This is in addition to FE Warriors and Mario and Rabbids. Contrast that to the Switch 2 where the only other title coming this year after DK is MAYBE Kirby Air Riders. Splatoon Raiders doesn't have a release date. And sure, you can shit on 1-2-Switch but its far better than fucking Welcome Tour. Drag x Drive is so soulless that people don't even consider it

>One single switch 2 exclusive at launch
No, its one of the worst launches ever.

>>715259680 (OP)
>nothing but regurgitated slop
No thanks

>>715265449
Your comparing the first 12 months of switch to first 6 months of switch 2?

Also >12 switch lol

It has 1 game
Best launch? What the fuck are you smoking

>>715263725
>LM1
Arguably so bad it helped destroy sales for GC, come on now. Every time I call people out on this and they actually have to make a list of launch games they get BTFO. Games like SM64 and BOTW were always the huge exception, not the norm

>>715260262
>buy now and have nothing to play
OR
>buy later when the price drops and it has more games
so hard to choose

I like the console but no.

We got 2 racing games and Survival Kids which I haven't seen a single person play. Doesn't come close to PS2, Dreamcast, 360 really anything. Better than N64 maybe, but at least Mario 64 was a bit of a "game changer"

>>715266321
>when the price drops
Doesn't happen anymore, never happened for Switch, PS5 only went up in price.

I can't think of a console launch that actually had, like, fifty options like people believe is happening for other consoles.

>>715259680 (OP)
Feels pretty good at least.

>>715263207
Bullshit redditor, gb

>>715262718
Who is hype except for actual drones for anything there besides prime 4 and maybe bananza

>>715259680 (OP)
None of these games are out....

>>715264459
Waiting a month for Donkey Kong isn't so bad compared to waiting TWO YEARS for Bloodborne.

>>715266762
the bright side is bloodborne is emulateable now and it runs fine due to the emulator being more translation-layer wackiness than actual emulation

>>715266669
You're incredibly ignorant if you aren't aware of how big Splatoon is.

>>715260697
Didn't go the poorfag route by buying the bundle
based nintenchad
god I love being white

>>715260697
Get a screen protector if you don't have one, the antishatter layer will scratch like an absolute motherfucker no matter how careful you are with it. AmFilm is a good brand and has an "it just werks" plastic template with the protector already inserted

>>715266954
pokemon is also hella popular, how does that contradict what I said

Nintendosisters I'm so fucking happy
not only did we accept 80 dollar games with absolutely no resistance, that vile pirate site with illegal downloadable Nintendo content got taken down for fucking good
We...are...eating GOOOOO~OOD TONIGHT!!!

>>715267071
>how does that contradict what I said
You asked "who is hype" as if it'd be difficult to find people who are excited for any of the games that aren't Prime 4 or Bananza.
But as we've established. Pokemon and Splatoon are incredibly popular. So the answer to your question is, a fuckton of people.

>>715267281
>You asked "who is hype"
why didn't you quote the other half of my sentence

>>715264459
Weird. I have a fuckload of switch games I got on sale over the years, and I've been playing those, along MKW, Mecha Break on my PC and Umamusume. Excited for Dong Bananza and Ratatan this month.

Literally nobody wanted any of these games except for Metroid, like 5 people wanted that one.

>>715259680 (OP)
It will define a generation

>>715267418
So you're actually unironically saying that everyone who are hype for Splatoon and Pokemon are "drones" in spite of how popular the games are?

>>715267902
>nobody wanted new Air Ride
>for new 3D DK
>or singleplayer splatoon
>or Pokemon with action combat
Delusion or mental retardation? Call it.

>>715266762

I need release dates

>>715268197
If you are hype for a modern pokemon game then yes.
As for splatoon, idk I guess they haven't made enough splatoon 3s to be seen as consistently trash yet

>>715259768
Bananza is releasing a month later, it absolutely could have been a launch title and Nintendo's decision not to make it one was a shrewd business decision. People don't realize this but Mario Kart sells GTA numbers on Nintendo consoles. Mario Kart World was all they needed to sell the console at launch. However, it's more of a multiplayer title with maybe a dozen hours of singleplayer content at most so right about their huge launch install base are looking for something new to hold them over. DK ordinarily isn't a huge seller for Nintendo so they intentionally set this up to reinvigorate the IP.

>>715260091
Pokémon ZA has a release date, dumbass.

>>715268208
Nobody wanted that shit.

>>715268208
>nobody wanted new Air Ride
I didn't

>for new 3D DK
Where is it? All I see is Odyssey 2: unfun movement edition instead of DK64 2

>or singleplayer splatoon
NO ONE ASKED FOR THAT SHIT YOU SHILL

>or Pokemon with action combat
You faggots hated Palworld which is exactly that. Why are you suddenly pretending that it's good?

>>715268765
>a shrewd business decision.
It is a clever business tactic indeed.

>>715259680 (OP)
These are not launch games. These are all post launch games you cretin. I know words don't mean anything and they don't teach you anything in school you retard zoomie but at least fucking try to use your brain.

>>715259680 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asthkXjWWQ0

>>715259680 (OP)
I only care about one of these and it's not coming out for months.

>>715268737
Outside of Octo Expansion, Splatoon 3 is a straight improvement on Splatoon 2.
Splatoon 1 was full of unrefined soul that the later games have struggled to retain though.

>>715260237
Not even a guarantee because there could be delays.

>>715269051
What games have you played before that is like Bananza?

>>715270262
Mario Odyssey

>inb4 the most dishonest reply ever

>>715262886
>fall and holidays

>>715259680 (OP)
No. It had one game at launch and Nintendo killed it with an update. Good thing I was reading the news because the game-ruining update dropped the night before I was going to go pick up the bundle.

>>715266952
Nigga bb is like 10 years old its about time you run that retro obsolete shit on pc

>>715270357
Odyssey didn't have environmental damage, you didn't even try

>>715270597
Environmental damage is just a shitty lame gimmick like most of odyssey's transformations. If all you care about is the garbage gimmick and not the core gameplay, which is moon/banana collecting, then bro, you have SHITTONS of games with environmental damage you giga retard

Here's the one that everyone keeps fucking mentioning you nigger shill https://youtu.be/N_bQPxLXAmM?t=153

>>715259680 (OP)
meh
>MP4
who cares, no ones ever played 2 or 3
>Pokemon legends ZA
>being excited for pokemon
>hyrule warriors
>being excited for hyrule warriors
>kirby air riders
neat
>splatoon raiders
dont have much faith in it but neat
>dk bananza
cool

>>715270979
>the last game remotely like Bananza came out 20 years ago
You're retarded huh

>>715259680 (OP)
Replace HW3 with Duskbluds, Age of Calamity was mediocre and TotK's story was already worse than BotW's weak story.

>>715271337
I said that you have SHITTONS of games that do the same fucking shit
You have multiple battlefield games and a gazilion other indie games
I don't even know why I am talking with you cultist, you faggots also thought that TOTK was an innovation when both Banjo and Gary's mod did the exact same shit before it. Enjoy your button mashing gimmick that gets old after 1 hour when you could just be playing odyssey which is the far better game

>>715259680 (OP)
If those really manage to launch in the first year then yeah, one of the best launch years in history.

>>715259680 (OP)
>nothing against metroid
>pokemon: asset flip ZA
>donkey kong franchise killer
>hyrule warriors: age of the dead franchise
>splatoon: abstract floating map singleplayer 6
>nothing against kirby air riders
im not buying an overpriced kids toy for fucking kirby.

>>715259680 (OP)
The only people bitching are the poorfags who don't want to enjoy the best shit, but happily open the mouths and wallet for Gay Ben.

Every. Single. Time.

>>715273373
>games explicitly designed to be beaten by barely coherent five year olds
>"ugggghhhh people on PC just dont know what quality is!"

>>715267056
Thanks anon. Yeah ill probably pick one up eventually. I never use it handheld but will still apply one.

>>715266983
Thanks anon!

>>715273373
>The only people bitching are the poorfags
The Shitch 2 is cheap. It's far easier to get one over a PS5 or PC (which is exactly why you're worshiping it so hard)

>who don't want to enjoy the best shit
The games are fucking dogshit

> but happily open the mouths and wallet for Gay Ben.
Good job contradicting yourself switch vegan. So, are the faggots complaining really poorfags or not? Make up your fucking mind faggot

>>715260237
still not launch titles faggotron

>>715268208
yes you are mentally retarded

>>715259680 (OP)
for me it's based because i didn't own a switch 1 so now i have so many games to catch up on it's insane

All of these games could run on original Switch but they chose to paywall us :\

is anyone really surprised that tendies are pretending that things that are, by definition, not launch titles actually are?
they pretend that their games are good, that normalfag reviews matter, that game journalists are anything but jokes, that botw wasnt an IP killing cancer, that bananza wont be the same, that pokemon hasnt fallen into the shovelware gutter, that splatoon's maps dont suffer from a meatgrinder problem, and that 2d mario is actually fun.
why do you think they'd stop pretending now?

>>715259768
DELETE THIS

>no new actual Zelda game like the Wii and Switch had
No thanks. "but muh wii u and gamecube". Doesn't count as TP came out 1 month earlier on Wii than it did on Gamecube and nobody had a WiiU so it made sense to buy a Switch to play botw.

>>715274493
the switch 1 hardware is poo poo it had to be done

>>715273373
>poorfags
> open the mouths and wallet for Gay Ben
these are contradictory statements. Please rewrite and repost to earn back Tendie points

>>715259680 (OP)
no because i still don't fucking have one! i get fucking email from nintendo about this shit but they won't sell it to me! fuck them!!

>>715259768
tbf it gives people time to financially recover before spending a hundred fucking dollars on a video game

>YOU TRIED TO ME MAKE PLAY GAMES ON THE SWITCH 2

>Games?

>>715268765
ok thats all cool these still aren't launch games tho

>>715260237
>moves goal post so hard he turns launch titles into "Launch year games"

>when you're a disingenuous tendie who tries to goalpost in order to make the obvious dogshit launch of your newest console and upcoming games not look like dogshit

>>715259680 (OP)
>1 game
nintendies really are delusional

>>715274894
There's nothing contradictory about any of this as expected from you retard faggots. You can't afford new consoles but brag about your steam sales containing WEGs and indie slop sold for bucks.

Niggers are mad you can't emulate Switch 2. That's all there is to it.

>>715271338
That's 2026. Op image are all 2025

>>715276120
>You can't afford new consoles
i can. have you considered that i simply do not want a switch 2 because its exclusives do not appeal to me enough that it justifies a 500 dollar purchase?

>>715276120
>can't afford consoles
>can somehow afford 2000$ pc and titles

Not sufficient enough. Try not being mentally retarded when you post next time.

>>715276318
>>715276405
Yeah we've already established you are nagging retards with shit taste. I don't know why you still need to keep hearing this.

The only (announced) switch game that i have any interest in is Duskbloods and considering nintendo's online history it's probably going to be a pretty jank, barely tolerable experience.

>>715266954
We don't care about the pedophiles community

>>715276635
>Oh no I got blown the fuck out over my retarded contradiction!
>I know let me make it out to be that I was always talking about nagging retarded pc users and their shit tastes

>launch with one (1) game and $10 performance patches
>tendies consider this to be a good launch
Grim. You cultists need to be executed. Not even joking.

>>715259680 (OP)
Two of those games aren't even Switch 2 titles.

>>715279382
And one of them is a fucking warriors game lmfao

>>715259680 (OP)
metroid and dk are the only games that have a chance at being good
then you have musou garbage, pokemon garbage, splatoon (who gives a shit), and a demake

>>715260237
>launch year

why do switch1snoys refuse to move on?

>>715279625
When your best friends at Nintendo release 1 game and paid performance patches, as a tendie you kinda just need to start coping.

>>715259680 (OP)
>four months in
>only exclusive is mario cart
Its the, worst launch ever

>>715279625
>>715260858
>>715260272
Not him, but I don't get this point at all.

Do people really still expect a console to launch with tons of first party titles on the first day? That makes no sense. That would mean Nintendo would either have to triple their production capacity for a short period, or launch with a bunch of games and then have a no games coming for the next month, completely destroying the momentum.

Imo, a launch year or launch period is a much more real thing than a launch day.

>>715259896
can you stop posting facts and maybe just enjoy the console please?
playing on the console? no, just enjoy the console

>>715281029
>>four months in
are you okay?

>>715259680 (OP)
>No xenoblade 4
>No FE4 Remake
Zero reason for me to buy one

I can take it outside to play games in the sun, so yeah.

>>715283334
Are you new or something wtf is wrong with you

>>715283845
Have you considered broadening your horizons beyond shitty weeb garbage?

>>715284042
tranny games where you do pushups as repentance for misgendering people? no thanks

>>715284041
hey that's just how I see it.

Did you know you can use these posts to type your opinion? Yeah it's crazy, I know.

>>715283985
Imagine being such a fucking loser that when you go you outside on a sunny day you still play video game.

>>715259680 (OP)
>launch
None of these games were available at launch and some are still not out yet. Why do nintendjews feel like they have to lie all the time???

>>715267701
$530 + goy tax + online pass to access your own internet to play mario kart is the greatest scam japan has ever pulled

>>715283334
if i'm paying 500+80$ games+10$ tutorial+online$+40 expansion+ 5$ mic for a console then yes i expect a console with atleast more than 1 game and not a shitty kart racer

>>715284330
not him but you stare at your phone when you go outside
this argument is dumb

>>715284042
Fuck off you cunt. Both good Nintendo franchises.

>>715259680 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0AZPHSUt6Y

>>715283334
You might be mentally stunted.
>game releases with 1 "one" real launch game
>you play it obsessively because you need to justify your purchase, or its "fun"
>you get tired of it at some point, no new game to play
>probably a Nintendo fan boy so you have lots of indies from switch 1
>somehow this justifies purchasing the switch 2 because "someday" it'll have fun things

>>715284042
Have you tried broadening your horizons beyond Mario and Zelda?

>>715284497
It's always been this way with launches.
It's not worth getting a console at launch.

>>715284515
A phone it to talk to people and friends. I know it may sounds alien to you since you're such a loser who probably has no friends though, so it's alright anon.

>>715284678
>needs other people to feel vindication and attention from in order to function
sounds like you have issues
have you ever tried going outside without needing other people around you as a lifeline?

>>715260262
Why not just get it later when it has a selection of games you know you want, and hopefully has undergone a hardware revision to work out any problems?

>>715259680 (OP)
imagine being this delusional

>>715284678
Hey ESL poor. Stop raping the English language, it didn't do anything to you.

>>715259680 (OP)
No, not even close.

>>715284560
I didn't say any of those things, nor am I justifying any purchase. I'm saying a launch period gives a much better idea of a new console than a launch day. That's the case for every console, not justt Nintendo.

>my Switch 2 was scanned in at the local UPS facility
does UPS do deliveries on Sunday?

Picking up a physical copy of Bananza. Getting back into physical games with the Switch 2, only gonna buy stuff that's on cart though. No game key card shit.

>>715284613
Either zoomer revisionist or retarded newfag. There has always been alot of first party launch titles and Nintendo is no exception to this to the point where switch 2s launch titles is embarrassingly fucked up and only points to their scammery as of late

>>715259680 (OP)
i got to try out yakuza 0 dc on switch 2 at an anime con. its fine, i guess. i really dont like the stick caps however.

>>715284902

>>715285106
WiiU chads...
I kneel...

>>715262886
>planeslop
>shovelware
>first entry in a series that didn't really nail it until the third
>disappointing sequel
>carslop
>mid ass open world game
>art game for pseuds
>pretty good game, actually
>pretty good game, actually
>world's most overrated survival horror
That it?

>>715285106
>gets it wrong
There's US releases and Japan releases of consoles. Which one came first and then which one comes later with more games?
I can never remember.

>>715285106
>a lot of first party titles
>64 literally only launches with literally just two games
>gamecube only first party title is luigi's mansion
>wii had a wario ware game and wii sports + gamecube port
>wii U had new super mario bros U, didn't get another good first party game for a YEAR AND A HALF
>Switch only first party game is a Wii U port

You're not really helping your point here man.

>>715259680 (OP)
Steam Deck launched with every PC game ever made

>>715285106
so the switch launches with some shovelware and indie stuff and zelda which also came out on the wii u
hmm...okay...that's cool I guess

>>715285283
>Ace Combat 4
>Slop
>DMC1
>Not good
>FF10
>Dissappointing
>GTA 3
>Mid
>MGS2
>Pretty Decent
Your taste in games abyssmal

>>715285106
>people said the GC launch was bad
>has at least four legitimately great exclusives, and Crazy Taxi
ok

>>715285106
>There has always been alot of first party launch titles
That's not what this image is showing, because it's filled with third party titles. If you actually count the first party titles, The Switch 1 and the WiiU have only 2 first party launch titles, and the Gamecube has only 1.

>>715259680 (OP)
>that cope
lmao. Metroid Prime is being paraded around in those
>WE HAVE GAMES
images for close to a decade now and it still doesn't exist

>>715285507
All dogfighting games are kind of boring games for plane nerds, where you fly around in a big box.
DMC1 may as well just be a slightly better Castlevania Legacy of Darkness
FFX is when FF became cringe.
GTA3 is a game that was briefly kind of cool, and then you realize you aren't have any fun.
MGS2 is great actually. I could play that game again right now.

>>715284042
You sound like a homosexual

>>715285347
So I just realized I might be actually replying to a shill so I'll try to be quick.
-While previous console had lower first party launch titles like the n64 that's still more than switch 2's launch titles. This wasn't the "win" you thought it was
-I'm also getting nickel and dimmed with bullshit prices for an already 500$ console with 80$ games all the way to a tutorial game that was 10$ when it was free on other platforms
-Ontop of switch 1's launch titles it had a full year packed with games that weren't large gaps of nothing like the switch 2 with its one 80$ kart racer. Don't even know the dates for all the games in op

>>715284176
Fire Emblem engaygie has you do pushups in between missions to get stat boosts

Calling things "slop" doesn't make you cool or validate your opinions.

>>715286762
>suddenly it's bad when it's the slop I like

>>715259680 (OP)
Literally none of those are out right now.

>>715286729
Not only did you not address any of the points, you go off on some rant that unsuccessfully deflects from the Switch 2's launch year titles simply because most of them don't have dates yet. Calm down and take a few deep breathe before making another post.

>>715286734
I think that's called training, anon
I was referring to the barv shit from dragon age veilguard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDeJsPYXEEs&t=50

>>715285347
>>A switch 1 karting game that was scrapped and fleshed to a switch 2 game to pretend they have a launch game

They don't even have real switch 2 games that started in development for the console, given all they still look like switch 1 games with major resolution, except the can trash of games that are welcome tour and probably drag x drive

The thirdies sure do seem upset today

>>715287009
And I'm referring to Fire Emblem Engaygie. Now guess this thing's gender

>>715287360
Male!

>>715287360
I don't want to misgender that character so I'll have to abstain

>>715286871
>"I only like games that are associated with Nintendo! Everyone else is the enemy!"

>>715287430

>>715286729
What are you even going on about.

All we're saying is; it's very common for a console to only have one or two first party titles at launch.
I don't care if you think it's worth the price or not.

>>715287472
Did I not just say I love MGS2?
that's not even one that was ever on Nintendo systems.

>>715287715
mgs2 is shit and I'm tired of pretending it's not
fuck raiden

>>715287862
It's literally MGS1 with better gameplay.

>>715287906
you weren't there, you have no idea

>>715260237
Still not launch games you stupid faggot

>>715287987
>Raiden gave me trauma!
lol

>>715286926
Not only did you not read my post. You went on to claim I did some sort of "rant" and like a disingenuous shill deflected it to just being about dates went it was explained that other previous consoles had more games compared to switch 2 kart racer and didn't have large gaps of wait time between first party releases
>>715287487
If I'm buying a console and spending 500+80$ + expensive ass online and 5$ microphone I'm expecting content to match for how much I payed for.

>>715288282
I just don't like him or the game
this is a concept that would be unfamiliar to you because you don't actually like video games, you play them because other people at your school play them

>>715267056
Really wish I’d gotten one at launch, my screen already has micro scratches just from sliding in and out of the dock.

>>715259680 (OP)
>tfw Switch 2 owner
>tfw only thing I care about is Prime 4 from this image
I'm gonna be waiting a while, ain't I?

>>715288379
>If I'm buying a console and spending 500+80$ + expensive ass online and 5$ microphone I'm expecting content to match for how much I payed for.
Again, I don't give a shit about what you expect or if you would buy this console or not. Stop responding to me with your delusions.

>>715288694
There's no way it doesn't launch this year. What games are you waiting for in particular? Because we're still extremely early on but there's bound to be more big titles in the near future than what they've announced so far.

Picked up a Switch 2 at launch, and I was thoroughly underwhelmed by Mario Kart World.
I've just been waiting for DK, Metroid, and Kirby Air Riders to convince me I didn't waste my money.

>>715288379
>>If I'm buying a console and spending 500+80$ + expensive ass online and 5$ microphone
The console is $450. It's $500 if you want MK world bundled with it. DK Bananza is $70, so not sure where you're getting this 500 + 80 number. Nobody is forcing you to buy more games but yes, that's gonna cost money. There's also no $5 microphone. The console has a built in microphone. As for the "expensive online" it is at least cheaper than Playstation or Xbox's online, but that's also not mandatory if you have no interest in playing online games.

You seem to have made up your mind that you're not getting a Switch 2. What do you want out of this thread, people to convince you or something?

>>715285106
i didnt know me3 was on wii u, much less as a launch title

>>715288880
Genuinely what did you expect buying a console at launch?
At the very least it's backwards compatible with the huge Switch library, many of them getting free performance updates and more to come

>>715259680 (OP)
If this were a snoy image they would add the launch game until the console is 5 years old, meanwhile, tendies already don't need to use it to fill lists.

>>715289254
I expected Mario Kart World to be a bit better I suppose, and I also hoped they'd at least announce a date for Metroid by now.

>>715289376
The Switch 2 already has more exclusives than PS5 and it's barely been out a month.

>>715289405
Well we know Pokemon is releasing in October, so it's probably not that
As for August, September, November, and December, those are definitely open slots for Metroid. I'd expect they want to shine the light on Mk World first, then Bananza, and after that we should be getting more news on the other stuff they announced as they'll probably want to highlight one big game each month, which was their strategy with the Switch as well.

>>715288878
Prime 4, Rune Factory 6, and that's really about it for things already announced. Future things I know'll be coming but have yet to be announced would be a new Smash, new FE, and new Xenoblade. Deciding factor for me with Switch 2 was Rune Factory GoA and F-Zero with friends, and I'd say I got my cash worth on those, RF's especially great with its mouse controls. There was a brief period of hopium I was huffing with that recent ArcSys Direct where the word was from their data leaks that they had a new Switch 2 exclusive game in development, I was hoping for a GBVSR-styled FEH fighter, but the Direct was nothing but crap, and I don't think in my wildest dreams IS'd be based enough to commission ArcSys for that.

>>715259680 (OP)
None of these are out. Switch 2 has one game, and an update made it shit.

>>715289783
3 games. Fast Fusion and Survival Kids also.

>>715288694
I just want a port of the Granblue games on Switch 2...

>>715259680 (OP)
>Metroid sholveware
>Pokemon literally nitendo 64 graphics
>souluess dk bazinga shit, but with a cute loli
>mindless hack and slash, barely zelda themed
>irrelevant spinoff
>no heterosexual man gives a single fuck about kirby
Bro, thats an embarrasing lineup. Hopefully Goytendo is hiding a big reveal for the holdiay season.

>>715292315
I'd probably double-dip for GBVSR if it packed in all the DLC so far, including costumes, I'd anticipate nobody else would buy and play it though. Same for Relink.

Now what I'd really want is for CyGames to make a console version of GBF or some new game that just compiles the story up to where it's at currently so I can follow the series without having to trudge through low-quality Youtube videos to read through it. I want to get into this series more, but between squandering the anime and manga, and the gacha being several years removed and shitty to play on browser, it's rough.

>>715288616
I played it, and it had better gameplay than MGS1, and an interesting story.

I would still pound all of Clarissa's holes to this day

>>715293017
Same, it would also be a double dip of both games for me and I've watched the anime but I've tried several times to get into the main gacha game but I just can't with those, they have a really good gameplay formula with Relink, I hope they do sequels.

>>715259680 (OP)
worst part about switch 2 is that my switch 1 tells me they expected me to buy a switch 2

>>715287360
Rosado is a man and his penis is bigger than yours.