Bananza in 5 days

>>715267729 (OP)
The cutscenes will be uploaded to YouTube in 3 days.

Peepee poopoo in 5 seconds.

>>715267796
more like 2 days

>Rare style DK
Even artists hate the new design

>>715267729 (OP)
why is his voice so fucking awful?

>>715267895
Even better.

My desire to play Bananza is what's motivating me to get a job

>>715267974
He was replaced by the actor in the Japanese movie dub.

>>715267796
Is there a more snoy post than this???

>>715268390
Are you the falseglagger?

That's cool and all pal but I'm still not giving Nintendo money ever again. Shouldn't have touched my childhood games like Garry's mod if you didn't want to become my sworn enemy for life. I am psycho enough to commit a random murder if I meet a Nintendo employee IRl and I'm always expecting it when I go to furry/gaming conventions with a loaded gun under my shirt. This confession meant nothing and I seriously hope you are stupid enough to claim you work for Nintendo to my face, because you will absolutely collect a Darwin award as you slide into a body bag.

>>715268840
lmao You won't do shit

>>715269023
Cry harder, tendie faggot.

>>715269125
are you threatening to kill yourself in retaliation?

>>715268840

>>715269125
Mario's supposed daughter will win.

shovelware

>>715269187
What happens to me afterwards is irrelevant when it means I get to be remembered as a random schizo who killed a newly hired coffee intern working at some local Nintendo branch as I find it very unlikely an actual person of significance to appear but I will take blood I can get all the same. I hate Nintendo more than I hate even Bobby Kotick, and that's really saying something.

>>715268605
What a weird ́nonsensical post

>>715267796
Unironically why do you so desperately want this to happen? I see you post this in every DK thread

have you preordered your physical copy anon

>>715269125
You know 4chan has your current ip and location right?

>>715269471
Why did you care so much you had to respond? There's no way you can defend opening your mouth like this without having some big Jew nose corporate dick sucking formation as your rebutal, but I'll entertain your retardation by responding once to extend benefit of the doubt. When we both know you're gonna prove me right. Nta btw.

>>715269613
You know I've killed people via discord schizo grooming and got them to shoot up a grocery store, right? You must be very new here, I should spam this thread with poop or something to remind you of your place.

>>715269612
that would be ratrded since switch 2 games load way faster on the internal storage

>>715269471
Snoys think watching cinematics is the same as pirating a game

>>715269724
Why do you hate Mini-Pauline?

>>715269839
I don't know who that is or care.

>>715269724
What a weird nonsensical post

>>715269724
damn... that's bad-ass!

>>715269839
Why are you feeding the schizo?

>>715269890
Look up Payton Grendron shooting
Here's his manifesto
https://www.hoplofobia.info/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/PG-Manifesto.pdf

Shazbot!

>>715268840
sanest sony fan

donkey kong bananzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>715269889
This is Mini-Pauline.

>>715269990
Weird when a tendie somehow thinks I would suck yet another evil corp cock just because I hate another corp cock even more for personally showing up at my house as Nintendo Yakuza and holding my wife at gunpoint if I didn't stop developing my Zelda fan game. These people are straight up evil.

>>715269969
Hes like 2 posts away to doxx himself, sex genie style.

>>715270105
We have already chosen our beautiful new era.

>>715267729 (OP)
I'm pretty stoked. Maybe a 90 metacritic score?

>>715270251
when are the reviews coming? Tuesday?

>>715267729 (OP)
thats from the looney tunes with the dog and the cat

>>715269281
>>715270235
Just let it go bruh

it's over

>>715270219
You're a retard, you're such a nigger monkey retard it's unreal, no wonder you support Nintendo products. You're actually Luddite tier insane and you think you have some vague kind of power. Please, I implore you to search the deepest reaches of Rio negro Uruguay for me, I left such a heckin huge paper trail for you.
https://youtu.be/L-Eq-VzLaOE

Any chance it’ll leak before release

>>715270435
I will if the cutscenes debunk my theory.
Don't worry.

My Switch 2 is coming and so am I!

>>715270540
Probably by the 15th, Odyssey's ending got leaked on October 25th.

>>715267823
not yet

>>715270480
*throw peanut*

Oh it's not out yet? Was it not ready for the Switch 2 launch day?

>>715270480
We won and got hugged.

>>715270567
>I will if the cutscenes debunk my theory.
no, you won't, because you're a dumb nig

>>715268840
>childhood games
>like Garry's mod

>>715270235
Why is Mario holding the ripped off part of her dress?

>>715270983
I am not dumb, my above-average deductive skills helped me form my theory.

>>715271345
>my above-average deductive skills
LOL
thanks for the laugh

>>715269724
you haven't done anything
you have no magical powers
you're not charismatic
you're a loser

Finally, a Switch 2 game for my Switch 2.

>>715271223
He tried to pull her away from VoidCo.

>>715268840
man shut the fuck you pussy LMAO

>>715271505
Kino.

>>715271819
Thank you.

>>715268840
ahhhh shitwood, help!

Eric you are unwell

>>715272056
He is very angry about Mini-Pauline.

>>715270394
Actually Wednesday.

>>715269125
I know one particular corporate bootlicker you can easily kill. Just place the end of that barrel on the side of your head and you can kill the tendie living rent free in there.

>>715271493
>"Nuh uh" says man refuting evidence to support claims
Facts don't care about your feelings.
>>715272514
I pirate ALL of my games and don't pick favorites on silicon hardware, you projecting retard.

glad to see this thread is normal and organic! I guess we'll be able to have actual discussions when it comes out.

>>715271505
why would mario be old? It's an odyssey prequel, and mario and pauline in odyssey are around the same age

>>715269802
ding ding ding

>>715273983
It could take place 13 years after Odyssey, or 13 years after Mario dumped Pauline.
There are 13 years between Donkey Kong Arcade and Donkey Kong Country.

Confirmed prequel

>>715274167
why would pauline be young 13 years after Mario dumped Pauline?

>>715274452
It's over.

>>715274060
Still using the snoy cope huh? The only Sony product I own is a dual sense controller and that's only for ergonomic reasons. Why the fuck would I support a literal no games platform when I own a 4090 PC with a Rx 6400 for dual GPU LSFG 120fps 1440p? Kill yourself.

>>715274578
wut why

>>715274452
didn't ask

>>715269431
People will remember you as the gigantic faggot that got triggered by nintendo so hard he shot someone, then forget about you within the month.

>>715274452
That could mean something different from what we think it means.
Maybe he becomes a big deal because he grows big to fight a big K. Rool and save New Donk City.

>>715274531
notice how he couldn't answer this?

>>715274751
That would mean no K Rool if it's before DKC

>>715274452
But that still fucks with what Cranky says as well.

>>715274531
Because she is probably Pauline's daughter.

>>715275012
you're taking a memberberry too seriously.

Just assume all of this is a stage play like Mario Miyamoto said it before

>>715274808
Okay, and? Why does everyone need to be sacred or special? Who cares if the legendary resident thread schizo peepeepoo is remembered for killing a literal who? Are you trying to proclaim that I am above a pissing and shitting animal in the woods? Do you think you are? Curious, but my Funko pop collection seems to imply such things are not relevant to my motivations. Please feel free to tell people you work for Nintendo openly in public event spaces. :)

>>715275026
Based on what, exactly? I know your Suzanne headcanon got btfo but you don't have to keep doing this. It's pathetic

>>715275252
Man shut the fuck up faggot, don't give me your retarded life story. No-one cares what the fuck you do or ever care.

>>715267729 (OP)
>5 days before release
>no leaks
Is it over? Same thing happened with mario kart. I'm not asking for an .nsp or anything, just a blurry screenshot of the final boss and other bananza forms, what gives?

>>715275247
Yes they can be stage plays, but do the stories of these stage plays connect to eachother?

>>715268840
>Killing worthless NoAniggers
Go ahead anon

>>715273170
i fucked your mom btw.

>>715275443
get used to it buddy. After TOTK nintendo isn't letting that happen again

>>715275395
Irrelevant to the discussion and your concession is accepted. I will be awaiting you with a loaded gun, and I'm rich enough to attend them all, you'll recognize me by my disco Elysium cosplay.

>>715269125

>>715275376
It did not get confirmed, nor did it get debunked, because I studied everything closely, and I feel like there is still room for another twist like with Odd Rock.
Back before the Direct, the only evidence I had was one post from April 9th.

>>715268840

>>715269125
do you have aids? why is your skin fucked up?

>>715275919
This is what you said, and it was instantly debunked by the direct. Cope and Seethe

>>715276281
Most of that is scars, I've been deployed before.

>>715276430
more like anal scars from getting fucked raw lol

>>715275443
why?

>>715276524
I'm always the top, men or women. I'm sure you've only ever touched yourself or other men.

>>715276756
THIS NIGGA HAS AIDS!!!

>>715276756
And you think wanting to shoot random interns at gaming conventions makes you tough?

>>715275736
Schizophrenic Saturdays are upon us

>>715276756
>literally a poopdick schizo
geg

>>715268840
>>715269125
>reverse image search
>no result
You know you can get arrested for 4chan posts right?

>>715276905
No I just think it is morally correct, your reading comprehension sure is dogshit when you think I'm showing narcissist tendencies by bringing up resident thread schizo type shit. This your first rodeo or do you actually have bricks for brains?
>>715276884>>715276979
I'm married to a biological woman and have been for almost half a decade now, making me feel insecure about my sexuality is truly the funniest grasp at straws. I vored my wife in vrchat last night as we both wore headsets in bed, plowing her missionary style. She even surprised me with a new Funko pop for my collection afterwards. Does this upset you?

Someone please leak the soundtrack already...

>>715277339
>married
When you hit her, do you use your right aids hand or left aids hand? Has she gotten used to it, or is the excitement from domestic abuse gone for you both?

>>715277339
When every insult to your character is met with bragging about how strong and sexually dominant you are, it’s hard not to get the impression that you’re anything but a histrionic egotist

>>715277103
You know I work for the government, right? If you think they didn't sign off on Payton and give me the agency to do so you're delusional. Either way I do encourage you to press this all the way, it's always so funny when my my enemies complain about getting swatted again for being mistaken as me.
>Muh IP address
Uh oh stinky! Nobody cares, because I'm not a Luddite tendie.

>>715277589
You're cringeworthy man. Really fucking weird. Get professional help.

>>715277571
You're not very self aware, but please keep giving me free replies, I'm such an onion purveyor I could become a dragon slayer, maybe run for schizo town mayor.

>>715277589
Hey, are you excited for Mini-Pauline?

>>715267796
Wow cutscenes... is this how zoomers experience games???

>>715277792
I have no fucking idea what you’re trying to say

My wife is like a video game

>>715277589
eat a snickers man

>>715277462
The closest we get to domestic violence is spanking and I'm a both hands kinda guy.

>>715277953
We're all very aware your final wish was to be a fish.

>>715278094
I joke about schizos a lot on this board but you legitimately need help

>>715268840
>Somehow nobody mentioned that bro regularly attends furry conventions
Nigga you aren't going to those to find Nintendo employees lmao

Wait I thought you guys were boycotting it for "going woke"?

>>715278250
I legitimately don't know how this board falls for my bait still this consistently, at least someone notices these things.

>>715278227
So is your fate to become irate at my bait or is this some kind of play date? Because I hate to deflate but I'm not interested, mate.

>>715278227
Man the joke sure went over your head, kek. Gottem.

>715278584
>xitter nobody screencap
kill yourself

>>715278690

>>715278584
Poppy Kong is like... a confirmed female monke though? Retard alert on Twitter, no surprise there

>>715278913
You sure are mad after being called out, this doubling down surely proves me wrong! I'll be here until 404 :)

>>715275012
>But that still fucks with what Cranky says as well.
Only if you're autistic enough to take a meta gag seriously, which you are.

>>715278848
See >>715278913

>>715267796
And when will the rom be uploaded?
Oh wait...probably gonna be a few years huh sour grapes fags?

>>715279093
Nah he got you pretty Danm good, cope.

>>715279194
We are probably going to see gameplay of it later this weekend at the earliest.

>>715278584
Named Poppy Kong, retards trying to stick the label of her being woke as bad as faggots trying to claim a hetero character is trans but this is expected of twitter.

>>715278584
>"Woke" "Non-binary"
>The character in question has been referred to as she multiple times
Really looking for anything to try to fabricate a stink.

>>715279092
All I said is it messes with the line, I never said I believed it dumbass.

>>715279269
That's not what I asked chump
when will pirate fags get to play the game?
oh wait....yeah just stick to youtube kek

>>715279269
like we did for MKW?

>>715279761
Yes.
I threw in the towel and watched gameplay of Rainbow Road on YouTube.

>>715278584
>mfw I'm not Indian

>>715268840
calm down chuddy

>>715278584
>indian ragebait account
How do you people even find this shit. Is this your account?

>>715275012
Cranky's just senile.

>>715279370
>I never said I believed it dumbass.
Backpedalling, huh? No balls.

>>715267729 (OP)
>DK and Pauline CANONICALLY sleep together
Nintendo...

>>715281104
You're looking into it way deeper than it was supposed to be.

>>715281218
>4ch posters thinks and says something retarded
Anon...

>>715281218

Anyone have the Wokey Kong images?

>>715281406
It's not retarded. Why is this in the game???
>>715281428
>more than one animation
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>715281391
Funny you say that since every single thread since release has had the same two retards that chimp out everytime you bring up the fact that it's 99% likely this is a younger version of pauline from odyssey

>>715281729
>Why
It's wholesome/cute? Plenty of Nintendo aes have characters in idle animations fall asleep.

>>715281852
I've been ignoring them entirely because it's such a retarded take that I didn't want to interact with them.
They say they are doing it to piss someone off but all they are doing is pissing everybody else off.

>>715267729 (OP)
I played the demo at Target. Meh.
Mishmash of polygons in your face when digging, going to get carpal tunnel constantly hitting the smash button.
Feathers feathers, on a gorilla, wtf? I thought modern gpus could do fur?
Saving me a lot of money not buying it.

>>715282406
I don't think you played the demo.

>>715282406
you have to try harder than that man

>>715275773
I miss roasts like these, everyone's too afraid to speak to each other ingame nowadays cuz 9 times outta 10 you'll just get permabanned.

>>715267729 (OP)
Sharing a picture I took of the demo, what do you think? Prequel status confirmed?

>>715282406
I had 1 copy preordered, after reading your post I bought 2 more. GODkey Kong filtering the shitters

>>715283969
Read the thread you blind little cunt
>>715274452

>>715269125
I bet you probably think you're unironically tough. Wow, I might shoot some unarmed nerds, so badass. What a gay little retard you are, lmao

I was going to say that maybe falling into the core reversed her age but it said that going to the planet core "makes your wishes come true" so presumably, it has to a be before Pauline becomes a superstar singer/mayor.

>>715271124
2010 was 15 years ago.

>>715278584
To be fair, she/he/it's a villain.

I'm so ready for this game

>>715284212
I'm going to un-read the thread just to spite you.

>>715280354
You're only now realizing this? This place is full of people shilling their twitter feeds, some of them hiding the names because they got harassed afterward.

>>715268251
beyond NPC brodie

>>715278584
>/pol/ ragebaiting in 2025

I pre-ordered on best buy
will they have it shipped to me by Thursday

>>715274868
Lmao

The cutscenes could be here tomorrow.

>>715274452
>game is a prequel after all
>reframes the original arcade game as a tragic misunderstanding with DK just trying to have another adventure with his friend
I'm not saying it's 100% going to go down like this, but wouldn't that be a little uncharacteristically fucked up for a Donkey Kong game?

>>715290209
fuck, that's my cue I guess
I'll see you guys in a week

>>715290209
Is this a new mental illness forum? I don't recognize the format

>>715290209
>Looking for Krocs right now

>>715290498
I talked to my Gamestop yesterday when I went to put in a preorder and they said they hadn't even received shipments yet. Maybe someone stole it off the back of a truck in South America or something? It seems unlikely mom and pop stores would get it this early if even big retailers aren't getting shipments yet.

>>715290498
You should stay and join the hype train.

>>715290583
k rool is basically confirmed

>>715290537
It's Famiboards.

>>715290934
Proof?

>>715290934
What if he is indeed in the game but looks years younger and less fat

>>715291189
You mean like child K. Rool? Maybe he becomes Pauline's boyfriend

>>715290209
you actually socialize with those things. enough said.

>>715291285
No I don't.
I found this screenshot online.
I'm scanning everywhere outside of here to find new gameplay leaks.

>>715291519
Can you confirm what this guy said >>715290934
Has there been ANYTHING related to a croc?

>>715281428
Can the Underground’s destiny really depend on such a lazy Kong?

>>715291694
There is plenty of crocodile imagery everywhere.

>>715291787
No krocs though?

>>715291519
yeah online, on their website.

Void Kong just doesn’t seem like final boss material. Either he isn’t the real villain or he has some crazy Kirby-boss-style transformation at the end

>>715292068
Krookodile kope.

>K. Rool is back
>except it actually isn't him but his distant female cousin

>>715291910
No, I found it on Twitter.
https://x.com/KremlingLady1/status/1944138246625116612?t=CmgI-GJs7xRW6kf0cbkakg&s=09

>>715267729 (OP)
where the fuck is the NSP? a week before release is when I'm usually finishing a new ninty game

>>715291694
There has been lots of crocodile imagery in the game so far. That doesn't necessarily mean K. Rool is in the game, but it would be a little strange if they teased us that hard for nothing... I guess we won't know for sure until it leaks.

i dreamt that k rool was in the game but in the dream bananza was an ar game that dosed you with psilocybin so it probably isn't reliable

>>715292276
>but it would be a little strange if they teased us that hard for nothing...
An easter egg to a previous game's enemies isn't "teasing" the player though.

>>715267729 (OP)
Where is the Mario Kart World DK DLC?

>>715274452
>>715283969
The question is, is DK considered a big deal within his own universe? Outside of say, Diddy Kong?

>>715292448
This is an era where people will make a 20 minute YouTube video based on a screenshot that appeared for four frames in a trailer.

>>715292576
He lives on an island named after himself and has his face carved onto it

>>715292448
are you delusional?

>>715292448
It is. But if you disagree, there's not really much to say. We can have differing opinions.

>>715292448
>easter egg
the main fucking enemy are crocodile skeletons covered in rocks
whenever you punch them, you expose their skeletons
that is not an easter egg.

>>715292901
>>715292803
even if you want to say "YES THAT'S TEASING"
an easter egg is no indication of some big reveal where the villain is actually K. Rool all along. You guys are setting yourself up for disappointment expecting the game to be something it's not. There's a lot of cool things going for DK Bananza. Why does it NEED to have Kremlings when those didn't even exist in the original Donkey Kong games?

>>715293059
Okay so there's your krocs...surely you weren't expecting more than that right?

>>715293126
Are you the Mr. E schizo?

>>715293272
No, I'm just not a rarefag and I don't think a DK game needs kremlings to be good. I get real tired of hearing about it every time. It was obnoxious as hell for Smash Bros. They finally get the character revived from the dead but they still wont shut up about it. Including him in Smash was a mistake. Now people will expect him to be a mainstay in every DK game and that's just not gonna happen. Tropical Freeze was great! It didn't need kremlings to do it.

>>715268840
>>715269125

>>715267729 (OP)
Krool bros I'm losing hope........

>>715292485
Seriously, what the hell.
>DK only has one costume
>it's not themed around any tracks, not related to anything that DK does, is or resembles, doesn't look like something he'd wear, and worst of all it doesn't even look good
Granted, I don't actually NEED anything more than the classic red tie but it's weird that the entire rest of the main cast gets more than he does including the fucking babies.

>pauline made a wish with the magic wishing banana at some point to become younger
>wish backfired on her because she was referring to her looks so she ends up deaging
>her memory is also wiped too because of the wish so she doesn't really remember anything about making the wish
>when you beat the game its implied she'll regain her memory over time so when she becomes an adult she can recall everything thag's happened however since she hasn't seen mario in forever she "forgets" him until you save her city in odyssey
im calling it now

>>715293443
i dont think your an actual dk fan, but good to onow you’ll get clowned upon release!

>>715292068
>he has some crazy Kirby-boss-style transformation at the end
No way they do anything like that given the what kind of game this is

>>715293761
that’s definitely not pauline lmao

>>715293762
You're right, I'm not a rare fanboy. I'm a "Nu" fan, so I didn't grow up with the original games so I don't have any particular nostalgia for it. If you are to ask me my favorite DK games, it's unironically tropical freeze and the original arcade version of Donkey Kong. I also think the 94 GB DK is really good. I'm not saying the rare games are bad, and I uphold that they're great platformers. But they're not favorite DK games.

>>715293883
How do we know you aren't Mr. E pretending to be someone else?
Mr. E is a master of disguise.

>>715293861
But it IS pauline, that's literally what they're calling her.

>>715293883
94 dk didn’t sell well, that’s why the rare games changed the lore of donkey kong and popularized the ip.

>>715294004
You can think whatever the fuck you wanna think. I genuinely don't care if Krocs are in the game, and if they are I will gladly kneel and congratulate you guys for getting what you wanted. But for me I think the game is looking to be great no matter what. I'm not excited for any potential big reveal that we haven't yet. The gameplay itself looks interesting and looks to be a better 3D platformer than Mario Odyssey.

>>715294025
No, that's what the marketing and the beta build subtitles are calling her.

>>715294081
I don't really care about the sales. I was just telling you which DK games I liked the most.

>>715294147
Yes, the official marketing materials made literally by Nintendo themselves are referring to her as Pauline
>beta build subtitles
now THAT'S a cope. Why do this to yourself? Are you that desperate for attention? Don't answer that. You won, you got my reply, a few times. Congratulations

>>715294025
nope.

>>715294105
Ok.
I do not think you are Mr. E.
Thank you.

>>715294290
Ok. You need a new hobby.

>>715293861
Saying "theorize yourself" is how Nintendo tells you they don't give a shit about maintaining a sensical continuity. This has already happened with Pikmin 4 and with Star Fox multiple times.

I would prefer the storyline made sense, but the real reason Pauline is young is because they wanted a small singing character and Pauline has been being pushed to be more recognizable.

The Rare continuity is long gone but they will still throw out references to it like Cranky's dialogue. This is similar to how Pikmin 4 references continuity bits that it already retconned.

King K. Ope material from a recent Switch news article.

>>715294591
it’s not pauline, and nintendo is only doing this to attract femcel gamers.

Finished Links's Awakening so resuming Three Hopes while I wait for DK. Three Hopes feels lengthy so will do Bayonetta 3 again at 60 FPS after DK most likely.

> Pauline was de-aged by a magic curse

Why is this theory so hard to digest for some people? They say Nintendo doesn't give a shit about continuity or lore but at the same time insist that the game is also a prequel

>>715279370
Nintendo doesn't give a fuck about continuity and Cranky likes 4th wall breaks. Don't worry about it.

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN WITH YOUR BROS BY MAKING AUTISTIC THEORIES ABOUT A GAME SERIES THAT YOU LIKE
>YOU ARE CRINGE
>YOU ARE SCHIZO
>NO FUN ALLOWED
>CEASE AND DESIST IN POSTING THESE SPECULATIONS BECAUSE WE HAVE IDENTIFIED IT AS A CRITICSM AGAINST NINTENDO
>THE GAME IS GOOD
>DO NOT MENTION HIS NAME ANY FURTHER

>>715294945
I’m only halfway through WW so I gotta finish that before starting Bananza. It’s so jarring going from TOTK’s tight controls to the clunky camera and control scheme of the GCN era.

I hope K Rool is in it but true kvno would be pedo Mario as the final boss

>>715269125
@NINTENDO
@FBI
@GROK
do something!

>>715295309
I can't go back to GC WW. 40th anniversary next year so hoping they do 4k 3D set of releases for Switch 2 next year.

>>715295409
At best we’ll get another TwiPri port job. Ain’t nobody using the GCN control scheme on NSO. I think there was some trademark fuckery going on recently too.

>>715292286
According to my sources this is correct

>>715294591
>Pauline has been being pushed to be more recognizable.
If they're going to keep pushing Pauline I hope they adjust her (adult) head, it's oddly shaped and not proportionate to the rest of her body unlike the princesses. She looks better in MK World but I still feel like we never really recovered from her creepy MvDK2 look.

>>715290320
>reframes the original arcade game as a tragic misunderstanding with DK just trying to have another adventure with his friend
The story of the arcade game is that DK just wanted to prank Mario, and they're actually friends. There is no tragedy. It's fucking Mario. You're overthinking things, man.

>>715274452
this is going to be dogshit

>>715296201
nta but probably the most retarded retcon imaginable

>>715281428
that looks really uncomfortable to sleep on

>>715274452
It was obviously a prequel, Pauline is 13 and the exact same bitch from Odyssey.

>>715267729 (OP)
I don't care if K. Rool is in the game, and it doesn't matter to me if Pauline is de-aged or Mario's daughter or whatever.
I mainly care that the gameplay is fun as hell and will let me wreck shit up like Hulk: Ultimate Destruction...though I do hope there are some cute DK and Pauline scenes

>>715296201
Even DK94 ended with Mario and Pauline taking a photo with DK Sr./Cranky and Jr.
I don't know how people are turning Mario and the Kongs' squabbles into a death grudge.

>>715293861
>DK's age is also something we want players to think about
Prequel confirmed

>>715274452
Why is DK so small here?

the DK arcade game was a fucking rip off of king kong, you faggots are looking into this too deeply. that game is only referenced as a meta joke by cranky and not ever going to be brought up in canon. this game is a reboot.

Why are DK fans so autistic?
>convince themselves of 10000000 different theories involving time travel and multiverse nonsense
Occam's razor, it's obviously a prequel.

>>715297050
Stupid tourist, where do you think you are?

>>715297178
It's not just 4chan. Every discussion about this shit online is full of faggots saying it's already impossible and disproven as a prequel.

Somebody HAS to kidnap Pauline in the game, as a recreation of the original game. There's no way that won't be a scene. The basic rules of storytelling practically dictates that this needs to be done.

>>715290320
DK 94's attract screen suggests the whole thing is a stage play/performance. Kinda explains why everyone does a group pose at the end.

Here's a non-potato version of Pauline jumping like Mario.

>>715296949
That monkey is just huge for some reason

So if it's a prequel, what's the deal with Diddy and Dixie? If we're playing as DKC Cranky Kong, then are there Cranky Diddy and Cranky Dixie versions we haven't seen before? Did Cranky/Bananza Diddy and Cranky/Bananza Dixie fuck and DKC Diddy and DKC Dixie are still fucking despite being siblings?

cant wait for the suzanne/daughter poster to kill xerself when the game comes out

>>715297365
This game could take place close to the DKC trilogy start, there's no reason why none of the DKC characters couldn't show up.

>>715293676
a lot of the costumes are just assetflips from Mario Kart Tour but even in that game DK only ever got one costume while everyone else had dozens but even then DK's costume in world isn't a tour assetflip it's a brand new costume so who knows that the fuck their deal is

>>715274452
>>715283969
Wait a minute....
THIS IS FUCKING SHOPPED

>>715297429
Notice how you're looking forward to suicide and not playing video games.

>>715297507
Explain schizo

>>715297541
See >>715297178

>>715297496
In that case it'd be a prequel before DKC but still after DK Arcade so age shenanigans are still involved?

>>715297696
It would go something like this

DK arcade (different lady) -> DKB (13 year old Pauline, Kremlings get revived) -> DK1/2/3 -> Mario Odyssey

>>715297687
Notice how you're wondering where people come from instead of playing/discussing video games.

>>715297851
That timeline would actually make sense but man it'd be so fucking lame if Nintendo retconned Mario/Pauline being in Donkey Kong Arcade

>>715297497
I wonder if it's Nintendo autism about DK technically being a "separate franchise". But then Wario's got plenty so who the hell knows.

>You now remember when people spent months analyzing the "lore" in Odyssey's ending where Peach rejects Bowser AND Mario

It has to be a prequel imo because Pauline from all the cutscenes is absolutely a child and not an adult transformed into one. Also, her dream of becoming a singer sounds exactly like the conclusion of the game where she wishes to be a famous singer and eventually becomes mayor of new donk. I don't see how any theory can explain this other than the prequel theory.

>>715298128

>>715297587
Start with this anons observation -> >>715296949

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LOvkfpenFtg

I looked at the Treehouse footage just now and yes, every monkey in that demo is significantly smaller than DK himself compared to the screenshots here: >>715274452 >>715283969

Not to mention the fact that the lighting is off and the resolution seems inconsistent

Also the view from Ingot Isle in the demo has Banandium Gems and gold littered all over

>INB4 someone brings up the NDC crates
We don't know if NDC stands for a different New (D) City, and is later renamed to Donk because of Donkey Kong, or if NDC is just a cranky kong tier easter egg. OR if New Donk City already exists and Pauline wishes to transform it into a city for humans and become mayor of it.

>>715298374
Well thank God it's a photoshop.

>>715298374
If it actually is shopped, whoever did it was a dumbass. They should have wrote something more convincing than vague dialogue.

The wish isn't going to be used on Pauline. At least, not to make her a great singer. She's going to learn that practice and hard work is the true path to becoming successful (or something like that), and she'll let DK be the one who makes a wish on the core.

>>715298424
There's another crate with "81 New Donk City" on it.

>>715267729 (OP)
>misspelled Bonanza in the title
how could they fuck up this badly?

>>715298590
>81 New Donk City
81 being there makes me think it's a meta joke. But New Donk City existing doesn't real change the theory.

>>715298595
It's a Banana Bonanza, a Bananza.

>>715298374
To play devil's advocate, in the retail demo I played there was another lookout in the tutorial cave where you could get a good view of Ingot Isle and I think there was a monkey there though I didn't talk to him.

>>715298669
Someone needs to go play the demo and post on here to prove it's real

k rool is in the game, dw.

>>715298534
>DK and Pauline reach the core
>Pauline is about to make her wish
>Void Kong/K. Rool/whoever the final boss is fucking kills DK
>Pauline uses her wish to save DK
>Final boss starts
That's what I see happening.

>>715298374
im trying to steer clear of anything i can to start the game blind but I noticed there's a DK icon next to his name here but it's gone in that other picture is it like a one time thing or is it a recurring thing with the dialogue?

>>715298374
lmfao if it's actually a photoshop I'll laugh my ass off because I haven't seen "fake leak" shops like that in years, maybe since the Smash Ult days. So much is just AI now so props to that guy if it's shopped
I don't even own a Switch 2 but I'm unironically considering driving to a Target at this point to see if its legit or not

>First Nintendo EPD DK game since Jungle Beat
>Potential new Donkey Konga 4 title with the aesthetic and characters from Bananza
>Picrel could come back as a wireless version similar to the GC NSO controller
>Kongas 1-3 could return on NSO (SC2 was made by Namco and was a launch title)
>Jungle Beat could be ported to NSO or remade to either use motion from the Wii version or Bongos like the original GC release
Bongo Bros, we’re coming home.

>>715298947
>I don't even own a Switch 2 but I'm unironically considering driving to a Target at this point to see if its legit or not
Based Anon

>>715298947
the target i went to didn't have the dk demo

>>715267796
Ah yes, so the... story will be spoiled. Diabolical.

>>715299169
I want to watch the story first before buying the game.
I still need to find a Switch 2 system.

>>715267796
Not the STORY of a DONKEY KONG GAME. OH NO TENDIE BROS

>>715298230
>not an adult transformed into one
Why not? Look at her outfit after breaking out of the rock
> Torn dress too big for her
> Pants too big for her
> No shoes
> Remenants off Odd Rock around her wrist and hair, even when wearing other outfits
If there's one thing to know about Nintendo, it's the there are purposes to how characters are designed

Also, her line in the Direct is:
> "DK...I love to sing, more than anything! I have this dream...if we get back to the surface, maybe we could make it more than a dream..."

She doesn't say that her dream is to sing, her dialogue is vague enough to imply that she has a different dream

> inb4 the part where she says she can't sing in front of the Bananza crowd

It's don't think it's stage fright, she just got broken out of a rock after being kidnapped, who would want to sing at a time like that?

Maybe you're right and it is a prequel, but don't blame others for not taking things at face-value and noticing certain tells

>>715298947
Do it

>>715299613
Mr. E!
Why are you here?

>>715298763
>K. Rool is in the game... as an unlockable outfit for Donkey Kong when you activate an Amiibo!

(seinfeld theme plays)

>>715281428
>YOU JUST KNOW

Check this out.

>>715292272
get fucked retard those days are long gone

>>715300018
Dr. Piccolo is going to be in Bananza?

>>715300018
>Doctor K. Rool

>>715300018
thanks doc

>>715300018
daily dose of krock

>>715300110
thanks doc

>>715300018
>pronouns he/him they/them

>>715298990
Oh God, imagine being a parent coming home from a 10 hour shift and your kids are in the living room going *BONK* *BONK* *BONK* *BONK* all night. Those bongos must have been hurled through so many windows.

>>715300294
>thanks kroc

>>715300419
average pauline fan build

>>715300062
>those days are long gone
Not exactly. Metroid Prime 4 and Pokemon ZA are both Switch games getting Switch 2 editions. They'll 100% leak early. But Switch 2 only games like Bananza? Nah

they're gonna face turn and join the current Kongs, even Void

>>715301391
No, Void Kong is gonna be the big bad, King K.Rool will be hyped as the big bad at the midway point but then Void Kong gets his wish and becomes Giga Void Kong and we need the help of K.Rool to stop him
This'd also explain why Pauline put K.Rool's name on New Donk City.

>>715301391
Void Kong is going to use the kong's paw at the center of the earth make a wish for power that ends up transforming him into K.Rool. This explains K.Rools big bloodshot eye and why he's so obsessed with bananas

>>715269125
Have fun in the party van, anon.

>>715301391
Grumpy and Poppy? Maybe.

Dunno about Void, though

>dad is going in the hospital the day before this comes out
why am I not allowed to be happy

>>715302183
Void has small Kong syndrome and compensates by not joining up with his monke comrades

>>715277589
im going to romantically impregnate your mother and big sister and you won’t do shit.

AND
THEN
THERE'S
Poppy

>>715302234
what's he going in for, anon

>>715302234
Hope your dad gets better anon. Try and enjoy the game anyway

>>715302698
Zamn

>>715303118
he's getting a port put in to his heart veins that they're going to insert genetically modified cells into his body that kill cancer
and maybe also give him brain damage

>>715303308
I am sorry about your Dad.

>>715302698
Surprised she isn't more popular

>>715303617
You shouldn't
He put himself into this situation

>>715303741
Oh, ok.

>>715303923
>smoke cigarettes for 40+ years
>never get the screenings your doctor recommends
>WTF WHY DO I HAVE CANCER
boomers are ao fucking stupid I can't even

>>715303678
People are racist, what a surprise.

>don't have a switch 2
>don't have the money to buy one at the moment
>will miss out on whether K. Rool is in the game or not
blyatt...

>>715269724
i'm also trans btw

>>715304078
wtf i hate racism now??!?!???

>>715304130
Don’t worry, it will get spoiled here on /v/ pretty quickly

>>715302698
>literal gold digger
She is sexy.

>>715269724
Shartfags out

>Have beaten every mainline DK game except Dk64 (yes have beaten Jungle Beat)
>Have never really considered myself a DK fan.
I buy and love his games but I guess I don't think about the dumb ape between releases.

Will Funky be in it?

>>715305275
I never beat DK 64 as a kid because I couldn’t beat the original Donkey Kong game to get the Nintendo coin. I finally beat it only a few years ago

>>715305625
Seeing as how Cranky, Dixie, Diddy, and Rambi are all there wouldn't surprise me to see Funky as they gave an entire new FUNKY MODE for the Tropical Deluxe port on Switch

Will candy kong make an appearance??

>>715306138
yes except she will be a loli now

>>715306383
Bratty Kong

>>715305275
DK is a lot less of a "series" than Mario is. The type of game completely changes based on who's making it.

>>715306881
Yeah, and for the longest time Nintendo's been sending it to other studios. Now they specifically have brung it back in house rather than outsourcing it again, so it is a pretty big restart for the series.

Another interview
https://www.lavanguardia.com/vida/20250710/10876902/donkey-kong-bananza-nintendo-switch-2-entrevista.html

>>715305948
Imagine if the whole DK crew is in. Never say never...

I'm not playing as imposter DK

>>715306981
Makes me wonder if Paulina will be a homestay for this new series. Or if she will only make an appearance for the sequel.

I'm so hyped for Kong Kino that I am having a hard time playing anything else. What are you guys playing in the interim?

>>715307505
Now I did not say the whole crew would be there. Just the "Nu" krew.

>>715307505
I'm afraid not everyone will be able to attend...

>Paying $780 for ONE game
lol, lmao.

>>715307779
>$780
Canadian or Australian? I got mine for 450 and DK is only 70

>>715300018
Wouldn't this be a ding against Kremlings? Most people say that the blue+pink hues and the core mentions are referencing DKC2's ultimate level. It actually being green+pink would break that.
thanks doc

>>715307779
>keeps raising the price
DK Bananza is $70. The Switch is $450. Please stop spreading misinformation.

>>715307184
Interesting, Pauline is in the game because some concept artist drew a shitpost of Zebra Kong that was so funny they put him in the game and made a song for him that they imagined Pauline singing.

It's not looking good for lore bros but at least the devs had fun making the game

>Paying $520 for ONE game
LOL, LMFAOOOOO

>>715307982
But there are lots of games I want to buy.

>>715307982
Yes. I'm 36 btw

>>715307184
This interviewer is good as fuck, he's actually asking the real questions and the devs are surprisingly candid

>>715307184
They didn't say whether or not Bananza DK is the same DK from DKC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os0JSZ_Q50c
What did Nintendo mean when making this outfit

>>715307982
Mr. E, you will lose to Mini-Pauline.

No K. Rool, no buy.

>>715278584
Why do you fags keep posting this dumbass
His literally one of you fags

I will burn my cart live if krool can’t make it into the game

>>715308196
Yeah and based off the answer they did give I don't think the game's story will settle this

I’m rather surprised you guys still give a shit to timeline after these many years of Mario and Zelda or even Kirby

>>715308419
ESL so I know you can't afford it.

>>715308598
it’s obvious they still acknowledge zelda timelines

>>715307184
It’s nice to see that there are still some devs that give a shit

> Paying $1,981 for a game
LOOOOOLOLOLOLOL

>>715308818
Mr. E, why are you doing this?

>>715308854
Stop calling him Mr. E. That makes him seem cooler than he is.

>>715308740
They acknowledge it but they don't feel bound to it. They'll make multiple direct sequels to OoT then completely retcon all of them for BotW.

>>715308996
What should I call him?

>>715309225
You shouldn't encourage him period

>>715309259
Why don't we stop trying to reason with him and start telling him to leave the board the second he shows up in a thread?

>>715309345
Because you're not supposed to feed the trolls. It's a simple rule but it exists for a reason. Replying to them in any form is only going to give them what they want which is attention. You shouldn't even acknowledge their presence. Hatred makes them stronger. Obsessing over them keeps them relevant and gives them what they want, which is more attention. How many times have people told him to leave and he never does? Do you really believe that will work, if you just politely ask him to leave? I guess it's worth a shot.

Hope Fedora Kong is in

Mr. E does kinda sound like a Bond villain. Or even a pun on mystery

>>715308170
>Yes we know our games fps will often drop into the 40's and be a stuttering mess
>No we won't do anything about it

It's yet another generation of Japanese developers that do not give a shit about performance

Will they reference him?

>>715309525
Ok.

>>715301391
Void is going to be a "I wish to be taller" type villain so they could go either way with him. Either Giga Bananza final boss or unceremoniously chumped like that poor fuck from Star Fox Adventures

>>715279194
>>715279395
And people here hate PChads, you don't see me going to other people's post to brag what i have.

>>715274598
>Doesn't want to support it
>Despite having a good gayman pc still enters threads to spread around its mental diahrrea
Ok anon.

>>715268840
>>715269125
>>715269724
See ya in the news

>>715268840
>I'm always expecting it when I go to furry/gaming conventions
The post was serious until this part, then it becomes cringe beyond any measure, and this comes from a PC fan.

>severe lack of pauline art
>newfags falling for bait in masse
christ these threads suck ass

>>715267729 (OP)
i cant believe they are seriously doing a magical singing kid disney tier plot

this was supposed to be a cool monkey game not this gay sentimental shit

>>715311316
This site gets more and more shit by the day. Post-shutdown it's been particularly bad. Slow moving, most good posters didnt return. All that's left is schizos and reddit newfags.

>>715278584
>wokey kang pronountry
ftfy

>>715299902
If this happens i would laugh so hard i might die of laughter

>>715267729 (OP)
Can you switch the audio to Jap in this game? Nintendo games and English voice acting don't mix.

>>715311841

>>715268840
>>715269125
And here I thought the Rarecuck was mentally ill

>>715311849
yes, even the store demo has this feature so I can't imagine it wouldn't be in the final game

I'm Jewish
hope nobody sees this post

>>715312156
KIKE!!!

>>715312139
Oh, good.

>>715311927
This is just meh, because is just regular Nintendo, but if it happens in Bananza i would die of laughter

>>715299902
>>715311927
lame as hell in the context of Smash 4 but honestly I wouldn't mind it in Bananza, I always used the Bowser outfit in Odyssey too

Original villains >>> K Rool or any repeating villains

>>715312156
We got a live one boys, load the Mausers

>>715311849
Kate Higgs is the voice actor for Pauline in Mario Kart World and she's doing the Pauline for this game in english.
Why don't you want to listen to her canonical voice?

>>715312601
because it sounds bad, next question

The cutscenes are almost here!
https://ebay.us/m/nWZurN

>>715312528
So true. Any Tiki enjoyers here, by the way?

>>715311849
Is Pauline the only voiced character? Her line deliveries have been good enough in the trailers except that one extended scene where she's telling void kong to fuck off, but I think that was just bad pacing in the trailer itself.

>>715312817
>109.99
FUUUUUUCCCKK!!

>>715312601
What the other anon said.

>>715312916
they're all fully voiced, except pauline's the only one not speaking in the kong language

>>715312817
Cool, so can we expect something in the next 24 hours?

>>715312156
You are my greatest ally or something

>>715313005
It comes out in about four days. You'll live.

>>715312746
>>715313007
well i'm going to enjoy my canonical version of pauline just as miyamoto intended it

>>715313050
Indeed, now give me all your shekels goyim or I'm starting WW3 and blowing gefilte fish up your moms cooch with my tortanic schnoz.

DEEEEEEEEKAAAAAAAAAYYYY! ! ! ! ! ! !

>>715313117
If whatever she ends up being is Miyamoto's will, then so be it.

>>715313158
Uhhh... okay
I'll just empty my savings account and give it to you to protect my uhhh liberties and freedom or something

I just want to know whether K. Rool and the Kremlings get anything substantial or not.

>>715313262
I'll just go ahead and tell you right now: No, no they did not.
Now what?

This will be my launch title alongside Shadow Generations and Fantasy Life

>>715313365
All great games.

>>715313229
too late, it's back to the gas chambers for me, see you later fellas!

>>715313117
Okay, anon. I'm not your dad.

>>715311849
>>715312746
>>715313007

>>715267729 (OP)
saw some pictures of the physical on reddit and twitter. How many hours till leaks?

>>715313745
This will be quite literally me while I play DK Bananza (Japanese audio).

>>715313926
We will probably see the leaks tomorrow.

>>715314013
>Donkey Kong: Bananza - All Boss Fights (4K60) - Beardbear

K. Rool chads WILL be vindicated by tomorrow. And if we're not vindicated, we can cope by saying there's totally an expansion coming

>K. Rool and Kremlings
>Ghastly Kong
>Tiki Tak Tribe
>Lord Frederik and the Snowmads
>VoidCo.
I am all in favor of K. Rool and the Kremlings returning but the DK franchise should also expand its rogue gallery as well

will post k rool when i get to him

>>715314584
So never?

>>715309926
I remember reading an interview with Miyamoto, where they mentioned that consumers can't keep their Virtual Console games to the next generation and have to buy them again. Miyamoto simply responds with, "Yeah, sorry about that."

>>715314584
>white hand
Get out newfag

>>715314584
speedrun the game, i just wanna see the secrets posted

>>715312916
>Her line deliveries have been good enough
lol no

>>715313745
Imagine watching anything dubbed into English lol

>>715313745

>>715314584
why are you black?

>>715314584
Please speedrun the game and show us all of the cutscenes.

>>715314584
That was uploaded to reddit hours ago. You’re late

>>715314954
Because anon got pic from reddit

>>715315130
That means we will probably see leaks late tonight.

>>715315130
go back

Looks like they lied about performance

Can’t wait for the reviews lmao

>>715313745
I watch french movies with french audio
I watch italian movies with italian audio
I watch spanish movies with spanish audio
I watch english movies with english audio

why shouldnt I do the same with japanese products?

>>715315298
WDYM they lied? They said there are drops.

>>715315298
Who lied?

>>715314879
Japanese is the dub, Kate Higgs is the actual Pauline VA.

>>715315591
whatever, show the damn leaks.

>>715315298
Ah yes, because performance tanked the TotK reviews, right?

>>715315404
Nintendo

>>715315396
They said the game was 4K, it isn’t, 60fps, it isn’t

Get stellar blade

>>715315739
User ones yes

Paid ones no

>>715315810
>it isn’t
Prove it.

>>715314584
>those wrinkles
Put the game back grandpa

>>715315810
I got it
On Steam

>>715313745
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RaInSREHdw

>>715268840
>That's cool and all pal but I'm still not giving Nintendo money ever again.
skip to end
>because you will absolutely collect a Darwin award as you slide into a body bag.
you sure didn't disappoint anon

>>715315215
I will be leaving then

>warns about leaks
>stilp no leaks
oh my goodness gracious man…

>Tendies are all pedophiles
Who could have ever foreseen this!?

>>715267729 (OP)
More like Donkey Schlong Cunnanza.

>>715315130
Where? I don’t see it

>>715270697
KEK

>>715317485
RAMBI KILLS CRANKYKONG

>>715302698
>>715278584
Transgender african kongs are exclusive and diverse. Journos been clamoring for more black characters and the Big N aims to deliver and what up them by further increasing the diversity. Surprised they didn't slap a kippah on that thing and make it a transgender black / jewish kong.

>>715317774
I think it was on r/nintendoswitch

>>715317661
*Gamers are all pedophiles

Ugh

>>715318215
left looks like a novelty ice cream treat version of the right

>>715318215
remember what they took from you

Guys I Saw the leaked endings

Pauline wishes for tap shoes and starts tap dancing as the credits roll.

>>715318352
>endings
Holy shit there's multiple endings?

>>715318352
That might actually be real.
Maybe.
Her Pauline costume has shoes that might be tap shoes.

>no leak because you can't pirate switch 2 games yet
Wtf? I was told switch 2 was the same shit, where's the emulator?

>>715319210
forget emulation, you can't even hack the thing and dump the games to be datamined yet lol

https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1944226926312222751 looks like we might be seeing leaks soon

>>715314584
>>715319056
Redditor https://www.reddit.com/r/Switch/comments/1lyga5p/dk_bananza_got_my_copy/

>>715319210
Even if we can't emulate it, I'm surprised no one's broken street date and gotten spoilers yet.

>>715319210
I'm waiting for my apology from the anons who insisted the switch would be hacked and emulators would be out immediately. My dooming was right and I am entitled to validation.

>>715319578
If >>715319351 >>715319434 is anything to go off of, we’ll be seeing it soon

>>715319713
What if it’s blocked behind a day one update

>>715320024
It is not.

did anyone ever prove if that image was shopped?

>>715320024
I checked the Reddit thread, he says its playable

>>715320024
Didn’t world leak a day early?

>>715320024
it’s proven that its not

Leaks doko?

So since leaks will probably be out within the next few days, possibly even tomorrow, any bets on the final boss

>>715320216
that fucking face

>>715320234
replica of the first DKC

>>715320234
King K. Rool, or Void Kong becomes large and King K. Rool helps you defeat him and gets his own avenue named after him.

>>715320234
K Rool abomination after Void Kong tries to nuke everything

>>715320234
Stinky kong

>>715320234
Void Kong empowered by the banandium Root.
Whoever the banana hoard bandit is, will be the final-boss of the post game.

>>715320327
He has a lot of retarded expressions in Jungle Beat as well. They're easy to overlook or miss when you're playing though.

>>715320234
teen mario

>>715320234
HE

>>715320234
Void Kong will do a crocodile transformation

>>715320614
It's fucking Bowser for some reason. Watch.

Why would Pauline want tap shoes?
I don't remember Pauline being a tap dancer.

>>715320098
Then why hasn’t he posted anything yet

>>715320891
He's probably busy playing the game and taking screenshots.

2025 is shaping up to be a much better year for games than I had expected.

>>715320652
You're right, he has them there too. Nintendo EPD has a fixation on him making those faces.

>>715267729 (OP)
Anyone else waiting for the switch revision to get this game?
tfw OLED is at least 2 years out T -T

>>715321831
WOOHH

>>715321771
It's the best option, and there will also be more games to have and they will be more expensive.

IT'S HAPPENING!

>>715321831
If K. Rool doesn't show up I'll do the unthinkable to Gohan. Bejitabro btw

>>715321975
DONT DO IT BEJITA!!

>>715321934
I just want a faster display for my 2D games man.
Even if LCD degradation will come and fuck it up later down the line.
And a battery that can last at least 3 hours under max load

>>715322062
I will unless K. Rool appears!

>>715322102
Patience, anon.
I sometimes think about getting a Switch 2, but then I remember... none of the games appeal to me right now.

I really hope Cranky Kong just states who this banana hoard theft is unceremoniously the first time you talk to him in the full game lmao.

>>715322450

>>715322371
Ill try to hang in there.
Just heed my warning and avoid the Bananza demo.
It makes the system extremely tempting to acquire.

>>715322427
That or K Rool is actually there in place of that odd boulder in the opening scene with VoidCo

>>715300018
>DK turns super saiyan in game with spiky golden hair
>green and purple
>the Journey to the West is actually Dragon Ball