>>1946676
>1.7K deviations

>>718769698
That's bullshit but I believe it.

>>718370215
>with no explanation, build-up, or logical tie-in\
Cranky hints at K. Rool from the very start of the game, and throughout. The basic enemies you fight have Kremling skeletons underneath them. There's fossils of Kremling army members. K. Rool wants bananas, so he goes to the source of all banandium. He gets hoisted by his own petard, and is trapped at the center of the planet for all the years he's been absent in the DKC games.

I don't know if it's "genius", or whatever, but it's all there if you pay attention.

>>715268840
>That's cool and all pal but I'm still not giving Nintendo money ever again.
skip to end
>because you will absolutely collect a Darwin award as you slide into a body bag.
you sure didn't disappoint anon

>>714902314
These are the niggas that after getting their asses kicked by the protag come back to help him out when he's in danger
These look like real homies

>>714793395
I don't have to go anywhere near Romulans, do I?

>Doing a Gold Ship run
>Inspiration hits
>Gold Ship gets inspired by...herself

>>528515881
Run that by me again

>>527894730
For a second I read that as "bitches".

>>712670271
first time catching that jesus christ

>>527426847
>I am a spic
> goes around calling other spics brown and poor