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Next: Celeste
Later: Super Mario 64
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>>715280197
This one is Kirby related I'll go here
I don't get it, are they watching a video and commenting? Why isn't he speedrunning it?
>>715285780>I don't get itthat much is clear
Not posting in a frog OP thread.
>>715285604 (OP)sex with kirby when
Kirby just swallowed pepe
kirbro OP we WON
FROGS LOSE
TAS so dogshit it makes me want Celeste
fuckyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>715285498>>715285576I definitely watched GDQ 2012. I remember Cyghfers SMRPG run (not the 2013 one). Not sure why watching that one is so unbelievable.
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>>715285604 (OP)>actually won the thread wargoddamn
What was the last good GDQ and why was it 2016?
Kill miggers. Behead miggers. Roundhouse kick a migger into the concrete. Slam dunk a migger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy troons. Defecate in a miggers food. Launch miggers into the sun. Stir fry miggers in a wok. Toss miggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a miggers gas tank. Judo throw miggers into a wood chipper. Twist miggers heads off. Report miggers to the IRS. Karate chop miggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant miggers. Trap miggers in quicksand. Crush miggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy miggers in a vat of acid. Eat miggers. Dissect miggers. Exterminate miggers in the gas chamber. Stomp migger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate miggers in the oven. Lobotomize miggers. Mandatory abortions for miggers. Grind migger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown miggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize miggers with a ray gun. Kick old miggers down the stairs. Feed miggers to alligators. Slice miggers with a katana.
>First thread gets deleted
That's not how it works on my board.
Thank God, the other stupid one didn't even have the previous thread
Mig
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
It is time to mig
>>715286016I want to tune in to Celeste knowing that it will be so bad I tune out within seven minutes
>>715285780Either a video or the inputs are being fed back into an emulator. The speedrun was already done in dozens of hours before to get the right inputs for this output.
>>715286016you will regret those words
Rate the run: Kirby Super Star Ultra TAS
>>715286014>humans created the taslollll rekt cope seethe etc
>>715285780yeah they are basically watching a video of programmed inputs
>Any%
>No True Arena
Isn't the goal to complete every sub-game as fast as possible?
>>715286120B, I like TAS but this one too close to the actual speedrun without any weird yank
>>715286120D
I like how the estimate was 3 mins over like they weren’t just watching a video
>>715286120The definition of a C
>>715134671>>715134795There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!
Is Kirby a biological woman?
>>715286120SSS TAS rights are human rights
>>715286120D I hate Kirby. Co-opted by gamer girls
Why are Waddle Dees so loyal to DDD despite his loss?
>those ending credits
uhhh bros? should I call a wellness check on DDD?
fuck you janny for deleting my thread even tho I posted first
>>715286120C-
don't like tas
>>715286120>>715286130>>715286140C
TAS runs are entertaining, but kinda lame to watch one at a live event that doesn't have some kind of gimmick. also the dude's fast talking self-glaze commentary got grating to listen to
>>715286120C
TAS runs suck but at least it was a game.
>>715286120D
TAS can be fun, but not for 45 fucking minutes. Be real.
>>715285604 (OP)aw I love jigglypuff
>>715286120C
I love watching this guy's stuff on his own channel where he can actually explain things with full autism, but GDQ commentary is dreadful.
>>715286120C
Not annoying couch
But not really interesting
>>715286287Love yourself frog genius
>>715286287Fuck you Pepe for being a nigger
This commentary would have be sick if a game was actually being played by a runner or if this wasn't a video.
>>715286246all women are biological anon :)
is watching gdq since 2012 some badge of honor now
>Rating a TAS higher than a Z
GDQ isn't the only thing that has fallen
oh man the ultimate tranny run is next
I just realized that kirby fans are just like sonic fans
>>715286061because your life hadn't irreversibly fallen apart yet
>>715286287nintendo board, you lost
Wouldn't it be better to take a bunch of pictures of the prizes and put them up on a website or something that you could check at any time and then use this time to fit in more speedruns?
Whose hair would you smell? For me it's Jaidlyn and Anarchy.
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>>715286287Lol everyone laugh at this loser
>>715286387OI FUCK YOU. WE ARE NOT LIKE THEM
spike vegeta turned black?!
>>715286120D. How in the hell do you think a 45 minute TAS for a single category for a game is a good idea
>>715286387Kinda though without the dedicated modding/fangame community and you’d be 10x less likely from getting a disease when meeting one in public.
>>715286287thank you janny, for cleaning up the trash
>>715286120>>715286130>>715286140D
It pains me as Super Star Ultra is one of my favorite games but this was not a speedrun
>Celeste up next, the retroactively trans-protag game
PLACE YOUR BETS FOR NUMBER OF TRANS RIGHTS CALLOUTS.
>>715286430Doesn't feed the theater kids ego.
why do we always need to do the longest possible celeste run
just do any% for fucks sake
i also think we are at a point where celeste has been run longer than something like SM despite SM getting booted for being overplayed
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>>715286287Based janny picking the better thread.
>>715286484IS THAT HIM? HE'S BEEEEING A FUCKING SEX PEST
The last two digits of this post will be the amount of times "trans rights" is mentioned in this upcoming trans focused video game speedrun.
>>715286164That is why you gotta raise your own kids. So they don't turn out like that.
WITHOUT looking at the schedule, place your guesses here as to how many trannies will appear on screen for Celeste!
IS CELEST SINGLE HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR TANKING GDQ?
>>715286534They stopped Super Metroid? But that's like...THE speedrun. Da fuq
>>715286536
>>715285950Laugh at this anon
>>715286494They didn't even bother to set the estimate to the playback's length .... no sovl ....
>>7152860612016 and 2017 were the last really fun years not just for speedruns, just in general. 2018 onwards has been shit except for 2022 because I liked Elden Ring.
>>715285604 (OP)celeste being a game about a tranny ruined it
why did he have to start saying that shit?
>>715286494it's only a bad idea because of emotionbrained retards like you
>>715286618Those are rookie numbers
>still doing yes chef in 2025
>Celeste
Tranny Power Hour is starting, time to tune out.
See you when the bing bing wahoo starts
Every single prize segment this big retard continues to stumble over his own words. I knew prize wizard leaving was gonna be rough but it didn't have to be this bad
>>715286534B-b-but how else are we gonna protect trans rights?
>>715286659The still do SM gimmick runs but they stopped doing SM any% as the finale
>>715286140>>715286130F. TAS runs aren't runs.
>>715286652I'm guessing a conservative 25
Hey that Vivi is actually pretty cute. Would buy.
>>715286690>Deltatroon in any year
>>715286743I'm at least glad that GDQ is managing to contain him and Rubiefart so that other marathons don't have to deal with them.
>>715286618If you said last three digits I'd believe you.
>desk mat
>the main feature is right where the keyboard will be
EVERY FUCKING TIME
DO IT RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>715286130A for my favorite Kirby game
>>715286837for gamers by non-gamers
>>715286768Finale days feels pointless without Super Metroid desu. I actually liked seeing the Save/Kill The Animals poll jump up and down over the week. It's like they missed a cornerstone of marathon structure.
>>715286120>>715286130>>715286140F
Not a speedrun, not even an interesting TAS
Actually I just realized, I’m really good at Hearts of Iron IV and I could speedrun it. Do you think they’d allow me up on GDQ?
Holy fuck, how much Celeste shit goddamn
>>715286821It's not like Rubie would show up the the Euro marathons and bobbeigh is banned anyway.
What are the chances of SM64 being a good run?
You have to admit, making a little girl platformer and then waiting like a year to say she's actually trans is a pretty genius move.
Captcha: 0W0W0
>>715286939>SAVE THE ANIMALS!>KILL THE ANIMALS!
>>715286935>picThat run was good though
>>715286971>What are the chances of SM64 being a good run?
>>715286768But..that's part of the whole things identity. God that's so fucking lame
>>715286985qrd on MonHun?
>>715286935this is beyond grim
>>715286985>3 great runs with a handful of good runsGrim...
>>715286985is this the worst gdq ever?
>>715286659it was never the finale it used to always be the penultimate run
>>715286985Downright depressing.
>>715286120D for didn't care and didn't watch.
>>715286939Shhh, it's okay
>>715286971It’s Mario 64, one of the three kings of speed games. I don’t know how you’d fuck it up.
>>715287017>That run was good thoughno it was not
>>715286971>constant interruptions as they get close to $2mProbably unwatchable
>>715287046Lolwot she broke one of the prizes?
>>715286939It didn't look good for optics for normies to hear "X donated to Kill the Animals" 50 times throughout the week without any real context.
Why do we hate Celeste again? I only know about the cute MC and her evil twin and it's like Super Meat Boy or something
what does the scarecrow do between the intermissions? just smoke in her hotel room the entire day?
>wake up
>celeste is next
gee.. wonder who will be running that game
Does anyone remember when they stalled for more than a hour on the final day to meet the incentive? Crowd clapping and cheering for donation counter and shit. When was that?
I bet that will happen again today
>>715286837This
Deskmats only work if it's using a uniform pattern all throughout. Placing the main art smack dab in the middle is pants on retarded
Rubiefart is that annoying mememe type of aspie
>>715287175Tumblr-era eggs cracking, and the dev trooning the OC after the fact as a "Well actually 'she' was always this way".
You know what really grinds my gears?
Final Fantasy having so many mascot characters. They have moogles, chocobos, the cactus guys, the lizard with a knife and lantern, and the black mage. I'm going to throw Cloud and Sephiroth in there as well because I'm miserable and pedantic.
Just pick one instead of throwing shit at the wall and hoping some dumbass starts buying merch. DQ has one.
>>715287175protag is trans and le trannie is le bad or something
>>715286985>Spiderman dipped down to just 11 votesHoly shit it must have been bad, also that concert shit must have really put people off because the entire night has low votes
>>715287175It's obviously being forced every year because it's a tranny game (not being a dick, it genuinely is)
>>715287153>It didn't look good for optics for normiesbruh have you seen literally anything about this event?
she giv you this look
wat do
How was Pessimism's Resident Evil run if anyone saw it? I've watched him for ages but had to miss this one, does he still thank every donator?
>they added a super monkey ball run to the schedule
>its fucking LIMY
GODDAMNIT FUCKING SHIT
>>715287202I CRIED WHEN NUMBER WENT UP
>>715287175too hard for the weak dick gamers that pollute this board nowadays
the majority of people on this board cant even get halfway through the game before getting filtered
>>715287130WE GOT MOAR POKEMOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN
>>715287013>when your on WR pace but the tranny donators told you to save the animals
>Celeste for the billionth time
>>715287227Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>715287201neither of them are trans lol
>>715287268one of the better runs of the event
>>715287270you're fucking with me GODDAMN. i honestly wouldn't care as much if he wasn't so cringe and dogshit at video games
>>715287240Dragon Quest also has the worst fucking music ever. Shit is so lame compared to FF. I like both of them.
>>715287327Why not? The game was literally made for trans people.
>>715286985Kirby was actually pretty cool. Apparently he worked on that for years.
>>7152870571st one was some weird bingo shit where one of the competitors kinda sucked at the game. It was somewhat confusing and both their screens were smaller than they should've been.
2nd one wasn't even a speedrun, just a really shitty lobby showcase where they'd kill the monsters at like 1/4th the speed of a random online hunt. It was just there for some assholes can hear themselves talk on stream.
>>715286985why is rollercoaster tycoon trans flag colors?
>>715287261>wat donothing, i'm married to my 2D waifu so real girls don't turn me on any more
>>715287391Love me some DQ but its the same damn song everygame and there's like 20 of em
>>715287202They did it for Elden Ring and they did it for Pokemon where G&S screamed so loud that I think it was his reason for being moved from host.
>>715287268It was so good. And yeah he gave really genuine thanks to everyone.
>>715287440Watch the VOD, you'll understand pretty quickly.
>>715287261Run, run and never look back.
>>715287270Oh GOD THEY DID
>>715287175it's at EVERY gdq since release
people hail it as some revolutionary platformer since super meat boy yet suffers from garbage level design
dont even care about the tranny politics
>>715287440Every single rollercoaster was named trans rights1, trans rights 2, etc. and the tracks were colored blue, yellow, white.
>tune in
>some tranny playing
>tune out
>tune in again
>some tranny talking
>tune out
>tune in again
>some tranny game next
>>715286214The any% rules for the original Super Star are just to beat Marx as quickly as possible. Super Star Ultra doesn't actually have an any% category, with the closest being Beat RotK. The only category that does the Arenas is 100%, and the human record for that is just shy of 2 hours.
its so based when gdq actually shuts the fuck up for a minute and lets the music just ride
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Celeste as a game is a little overrated, but it was still a decent platformer, it's a real shame the dipshit director decided to retcon in trans bullshit years after it came out,, immediately turning it into a haven for trannies.
>>715287541Gotta do whatever they can to stall for that $2M
>>715287578>yellowPink.
The fuck is wrong with me?
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what is xhe plotting?
>>715287175Its forced every year despite it being kind of a boring run
>>715287423>>715287406like 1 in 10 of the good speedrunners are trans the literal only reason it looks overrepresented at gdq is bc there's one(1) speedrunner who streams full time and she also works for gdq so shes done 9 billion celeste runs bc of nepotism
>>715287175i still like celeste
>>715287645NOOOO TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK
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>>715287415If I wanted a coding project I'd go to a programming expo not gdq
>>715287683ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
>>715287550Yeah it's basically their replacement for Super Meat Boy since the advertising deal for Super Meat Boy Forever eventually went sour.
>>715287270I hate that zoomer faggot
>>715287541>DSmonkeypawed
>>715287596Sometimes tranny games are good. Celeste is a great platformer.
>>715287327>The game was literally made for trans people.wrong, it was retroactively declared trans years later
>>715287175Classic speedgames get declined because they are overplayed but this somehow makes it in every single year since it came out.
>>715287175Watching the same game event after event after event after event after event makes wanting to watch the game boring. It's why I despise Super Metroid. Have some fucking variety.
>>715287660brain damage revisionism i fear, celeste was a tranny game long before the dev said madeline was trans, the game is just #relatable
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Celeste was supposed to start an HOUR ago
Based GDQ segregating those people away from normal folks.
>>715287250I bet you're also ok with the deaf supremacists
>>715287270can i get a QRD on who Limy is
>Mario kart world
>Original start time:
2:00 AM (Europe)
>Now:
3:15 AM (Europe)
wtf happened?
Why are blacks segregated into their own event? I thought racism was over?
<gwanza
is... is this a joke?
The poster below me really likes Celeste.
Alright, I'll be keeping track of the TR counter.
>>715287541Surely the third game xir is running xir will be actually good at, right?
>>715287760nobody cares about an autist hardcoding a million inputs there
>>715287818Stalling for donations
>>715287810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICK163zJF4E
Here you go, enjoy the run bro :)
>1.6 million
wouldn't it be nice if it was a nice round number? Like 2 million??
LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
worst day is always the worst
>>715287270That fag even made a quake run terrible.
Get him out of here, take his jacket.
>>715287175Two reasons
>Overexposure: It's run basically everywhere, all the time, and a lot of platformers since have taken cues from it, making it feel even more omnipresent>Trannies: It had nothing to do with trans anything originally, but the game director trooned out later on, then retconned in tranny shit into the game in a DLC, making the fanbase a haven for tranniesI don't really have any strong feelings on the game one way or another but that is why people here react poorly to seeing it.
Finger on the mute button the first time they say the cursed words
>>715287836oh you sweet summer child. They eventually will ban cis gender at some point and only allow black, disabled, genderfluid fruitcakes.
>>715287270oh god oh fuck
100% guaranteed Limy pulled the race card to force them to give her the money ball slot
>celeste
>he/him
>he/him
>he/him
>he/him
kek what
>Celeste speedrunners
>Aren't trannies
Time for TRANS RIGHTS OVERDRIVE HYYYYYUUUUUPPPPPEEE
This might actually be good?
Host going to be a bitch though.
>troon game
>4 he/him
But how?
>the two Celeste runners look like normal well-adjusted males
What the fuck is this shit?
>he/him
>he/him
>he/him
>he/him
>he/him
Whatever man who gives a fuck
no way haha trans rights?
Pronouns indicate a non-zero possibility of a decent race.
>TRANS RIGHTS
LET'S FUCKING GOO
>>715287660it was a retcon? I really don't know much about the game other than people call it a tranny game
Welp, that only took a few seconds. Time to go play Tony Hawks for an hour
>>715287541Oh my fucking christ it's the ape who did quake 64.
The runners' faces lmao. They are so sick of it.
>>715287836GDQ is in fact deeply racist AND sexist, being primarily about fat white men in dresses.
>celeste
>its 4 men
what did they mean by this
>>715287998>mechanically intensive game>need a normal logical working mind to perfect itMakes sense to me.
>>715286985>Wake up>Miss SMB3>It was worth watching
>>715288000Checked. Their families are in the back room.
is celeste creator actually a tranny
>>715288041It was just like "akshually, Dumbledore is gay", but 1/1000th of the impact.
Madeline is a girl. Sorry Matt, you don't get to rewrite history.
>>715288015The four of them are a polyamfam
Having the trans shit on the corresponding screen is pretty sick ngl.
Fuck trannies tho
>>715288084as someone who knows them No they are not sorry
Me at the prospect of this being a proper run without too much trooning
YOUC AN DO THIS
YOU CAN TURN INTO A TRANNY
>>715287660As a platformer, it's heavy on the memorisation part, which doesn't charm me. Also I found Madeline's depression arc embarrassing, she was just vaguely upset because mental health issues are so heckin epic
>>715288063transcoded image
I LOVE POSITIVE SELF-AFFIRMATION BEING CO-OPTED BY TERMINALLY ONLINE MENTALLY ILL FETISHISTS
Wtf I played Celeste and I'm a tranny now
Total AGP I want to be fucked like a girl. How did this game do this?
>>715288102Yeah I tuned out after ff9 was about to wrap up so I fucked up as well
>>715286963Rubie started off at the Euro marathons running Shadow of the Colossus and trying to insert herself wherever possible, thankfully for whatever reason she jumped to GDQ and latched on there instead.
Good night /v/, enjoyed watching another GDQ with you fags. You guys made it bearable. Hope the last few runs are fun. See you in the ASM/Dogwater threads
>joel stops streaming when i need him most
NOOOOOO
>Celeste runners
A lot less pozzed than initially thought.
Still expect a heartfelt speech at the end though.
>>715288102What the vod. It's only 40 mins long. It's pretty good.
>>715288148You really think Celeste won't be spammed with "Trans rights!" donations?
>Trans left
True 49% of them left this plane of existence
>celeste
>all he/him
oh no no no
>>715288190I look like this
Wait, this is all hearts instead of all strawberries? These two runners are honorary trannies for this garbage.
>>715288190Blaming a vidya for being a faggot.
Never change, /v/.
>Celeste
>Deltarune
>Mario kart world
Ofcourse SGDQ finished with 3 tranny games.
>>715288206it's only gonna get worse from here on out brudda, have a good night
>>715288206See you in three days, nigga. Enjoy your break!
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>>715288190there's nothing you can do now unfortunately
you just have to go with it and buy some rope later
>venture is empty for almost every run
>Tranny game
>Room is now packed
peculiar!
>>715288206See you there as well, assuming they survive against the 100 gacha coomer threads investing this thirdie shithole
>>715288189are the leftist in the room with us right now anon?
Trans rights has got to be the most obnoxious phrase I've ever heard
wow technically superior Asians taking space from other minorities yet again, typical
I genuinely can't take the tranny shit anymore.
This is actually the worst it's ever been. I know it's Celeste and it should be expected but come the fuck on already. This is worse than the ProtoMagicalGirl era.
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the author's revisionism has done unrepairable damage to celeste's image as a videogame
>>715288302At least it's not the same level of "The Matrix was about being trans" straw grasping.
>Super Monkey Ball: Touch & Roll got added inbetween mario 64 and MKW to stall for donations
Holy shit joke of an organisation.
>>715288302Painfully obvious apparently
Celeste is only a shitty I Wanna Be the Guy clone #489,492
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>/ourpanny/ timed out again
>>715288359Why did protomagicalgirl get banned? This seems like the perfect environment for him
Monkey Ball run after SM64 just added for stalling. I am not complaining though. monkey ball is always kino
>>715288343At least it's not 15 mins of Wind Waker pause buffering.
>>715288302A faggot gamedev got groomed by his players.
Poetic.
>>715288351Asians are the only nonwhites who can speedrun as we have seen many times this gdq
>>715288302>ok well she was never trans in the game>but uh....she is now so that means she always was...somehowWhat a berk
>>715287175Because they keep running more and more obscure games and categories under the guise of avoiding fatigue and yet they'll keep running Celeste over and fucking over to farm "trans rights <3" donations. It's got to have as many runs as Super Metroid by this point.
>tranny game
>runner A is Default Human Male (White)
>runner B is Default Human Male (Asian)
>>715288480>LimyZZZ incoming
>>715287175Several games get declined because they were shown at a GDQ like 5+ years ago even though things changed about it, and it's an enjoyable run.
And this slop always gets on because the dev backpedaled and said the MC is a tranny and GDQ wanted a tranny certified speed game since they are one of the bigger groups who want to groom and turn people into trannies.
>>715288041In between the levels, the actual Celeste game plot wise is about reconnecting with friends and family and processing grief. The protagonist Madeline is a girl, and nothing in the game indicates otherwise.
Then some time after the game came out, the dev became a tranny, named himself after the video game protagonist, and released a DLC epilogue like three years after the game came out suddenly indicating the protagonist is trans. He even acknowledged this was a retcon, though in that asinine self-validating way (claiming he "discovered" she was trans while making the DLC).
>>715288478Freaking out at staff for not calling her multiple personalities by their names.
Man LM just sucks ass compared to Yujene. True humiliation ritual.
>>715288480>monkey ball is always kinoLimy is running it.
>>715288575They are still grooming them
>>715288480lmao welp guess I'm not watching the finale then, shit's gonna end at 2 am again
>>715288478Made some threatening posts about some dude on social media and GDQ didn't want that shit anywhere near their brand.
Proto had been a problem for them for ages though, that was just a convenient way to get them gone.
>>715288480Being ran by someone who most definitely cannot play the game at all, the ds version no less. This one maxes out at D and it hasn't even started yet
>>715288480This has already been mentioned multiple times this thread, and it will be a shitty speedrun because the runner is the Quake 64 runner and the dono reader is trans.
>>715288302doesn't their desire to be represented by trans characters confirm they don't feel represented by regular female characters and therefore don't even see themselves as women
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>>715288302So it's a retcon.
>>715287881This.
2 million!!!!!!!
>>715288480NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE MONKEY BALL
WHY FFUCKKIN LIMMYMYYYY
>>715288615White bros... Why are the Asians destroying us in every race...
>>715288692He leaves ZZZs in his wake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIvEI7B93JA
Compare this Twitch chat to the Stasi-curated troonfest that it is now. What a tragedy
>>715288650wanting to be a woman and identifying with trans characters are not mutual exclusive?
>>715288480another gdq staff run, awesome
what is that ghost i see sometimes? can they see eachother in game?
Honestly...the run isn't that bad.
Fast and fun tech, explaining it pretty well, only One trans rights dono- AW FUCK HE JUST SAID MORE DONATIONS NEVERMIND
>>715288302The framing of him making up this shit after the fact as him "discovering" it is so retarded. It's a fictional character. There's no discovery. They don't actually exist. Why can't he at least own the fact that it's being made up after the fact?
Good night /v/. Thanks for keeping me company and being more entertaining than the event.
>>715288650>black women feeling represented by black women in movies and less represented by white women means they don't see themselves as women
TEN THOUSAND FROM THE YETEE
>Mute stream
>Run becomes more bearable
>>715288692Steel is heavier than feathers.
>>715288692A gay little coon that loves gargling SpikeVegeta's nuts
yeah Im not watching this shit
Take my ZZZ now
How much you want to bet one of these donations says "TRRAAANS RIGHTS" at the end?
>>715288480Dude, it's the nigger who ran quake64.
ANONYMOUS 6 GORILLION DOLLAR DONATION JUST CAME IN
Based yeeetttiiii with another 10K donor easyclap
>>715288783that was just a chapter 2 enemy it follows your movement and kills you if it touches you
>none of the donations had trans rights messages
W-whats going on? This run is actually good so far...
Is it just me or have I never seen an Asian tranny at GDQ? Are they just somehow immune to the troon influence emanating from the speedrunning community?
>>715288779>newtourists pining for the days of 2016people were even more angry about trannies back then dude lol
The Yetee supports trans rights. Why don't you, /v/? You are not a bunch of transphobes, are you?
>>715287889look up "true deaf"
>>715288650They are a special third gender called trans. Any pretending they are just the other gender (male/female) gets thrown out the window at the drop of a hat and suddenly it's about how they are a TRANSWOMAN, not just a woman.
>>715288808I mean, if that's what you WANT to twist that guy's words into?
>>715288650They already separate themselves from actual women when they brand themselves as "trans women". They were always aware of their situation and they only keep the charade going because otherwise they would have to admit they were wrong and autism and not letting chuds win is fuel for them.
>>715288867Didn't see this...We are fucked
>>715288854It's trivial.
A compelling bet will be to guess the number of TRANS RIGHTS HOIIIIIIP during the run.
>another mario 64 run that will be the same as before for the past 20 years
>>715288015the left guy on the couch unironically looks more feminine than >90% of the she/hers that appeared on stream
>>715287541>not even a good monkey ball gamejesus
>>715288767Now I will have to watch it. Is it as bad as ESAs Celina?
>>715288867Careful anon. Jannies actually ban for racism in these threads for once in their lives
Speaking from experience, clean it up janny
>>715288781it's not really "identifying with trans characters" when you as the dev have control of said female character and retcon in that they are trans, is it?
>>715288903i actually wanted to look up an earlier GDQ but theyve all been scrubbed from YT
>>715288808race and gender are two different characteristics so this doesn't track, try again
>>715288789yeah there's no reason the character needs to be trans for his narrative anyway, in fact as
>>715288650 alludes to it actually makes more sense if the character is and was female
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
>>715288302>I played a game about a little girl (boy)>welp off comes the dick!Not a fetish btw
This white boi just can't compete
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>>715288701Anon here getting touchy over normal English because they think it's Tumblr shit, lol.
WHERE'S YOUR NEXT GAME MATT
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
>>715288971Kill yourself, faggot backseat janny.
Has there ever been an dono goal/incentive that hasnt been met, either by a last minute anonymous donor, or the yetee? I'm struggling to think of any time that happened.
just woke up from a lovely 8hr nap
how many times did they mention trannies in the final fantasy run?
>>715288785>going 2 minutes without TRANS RIGHTS?>INCONCEIVABLE
>>715288970Celina was hot, so even worse
All things considered, tight race which you love to see.
This game looks decent but the weird trans shit around it makes me not want to play it. Might just replay this instead
I don't mind activism at fundraising events but the amount of trans stuff is kinda crazy. At this point they might as well just raise money for trans rights organizations.
>>715288692A tranny that everyone on this board wanted to fuck a few years ago but now everyone hates him for some reason
>>715288650No don't you realize, the only possible source of angst is trans angst, all female characters (the gender I LITERALLY AM, chud), must be transgender or else I cannot identify with them
>good luck climbing the gay mountain
>>715288964just say you want to plough his ass already anon
>>715288913i googled it and there's 0 results kek
>>715288991>>715288948i mean this blatantly follows? trans women are a more specific category of women, obviously they would feel more represented by women in their category than women outside of it?
>>715289063>just woke up>time to think about trannies
Gonna miss this when it's over. Has been a pleasant distraction this past week. Some of you lads are alright too. Not staying up until 5am to see the finale though.
>>715289042Kill yourself lol.
This game is just Jumper with a dash....
>>715287175It's a thing that trannies truly genuinely like so you can be positive it's tranny shit not worth liking.
>>715289063my brother you got full REM sleep that aint a nap
>>715288973i mean it sounds like she just made her self insert character more like herself irl. making games about a self insert is mega cringe tho
>didn't say gay on-stream
LOL
>>715289071It's kind of like entransified version of the earlier Super Metroid run.
Everything is the same and the race is okay, but it's kinda meh.
>>715288970They aren't really comparable. They both have the same level of enjoyment (none) but for different reasons.
Limy's Quake run was just a good, old fashioned terrible, terrible speedrun. Celina was in a special category of shitty non-run.
>>715289048Mods? This post is... problematic. Let's keep it positive here, okay?
>>715289048I just want to be able to say it also. Rules for me not for thee apparently. Docking their pay as we speak
>>715288650Fun thing about "Representation"? It is needed and good - but not in the way they convey. People do like seeing parts of themselves represented in more human contexts. We like seeing underdogs, we like seeing hard workers, we like seeing people who struggle to express themselves, we like seeing people trying their hardest to provide for the world amidst all their tasks and burdens. These are relatable people. It's the way Dragonball has a huge following abroad, because a lot of boys and young men like what Goku represents.
None of these things are tied to what the person is. "Representation" in the progressive stack of skin, gender, nationality, etc. does not matter, and does not make relatable people. It's a fool's burden from the start, doomed to fail.
>>715289124Imagine not being obsessed with transexuals
>>715289149made by the same dev so that tracks
>>715289063now the nightmare begins
>>715289071It's actually pretty fun if you can ignore both ends of the screeching about it for a story that doesn't matter compared to the mechanics.
>>715288789>Why can't he at least own the fact that it's being made up after the fact?Kind of telling though isn't it?
Rather than I am changing this character to be trans, it's framed as "this character was ALWAYS trans" despite that making no sense. It's almost like it's a narrative being propped up.
>>715289181Gay is problematic, you see.
Whats the best advance wars game /v/
>>715288970It's not cringe.
Limy is like watching someone new try to speedrun a game. They're failing every single trick and aren't even close to a good record.
His Quake run, he couldn't bunnyhop for more than 4 jumps before failing. You just ask yourself "Isn't there anyone better that could be running this?"
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They had to insert another run to fill time and beg for the $2m goal for Mario Kart World
>>715289181>it's realwhat? what in the FUCK is gay mountain?
>>715286985>missed the super metroid and sm3 runs
>>715289259>Donation total low compared to other years
>addition to the switch 2 lineup
What lineup?
It's its sole game right now.
>>715289301>applies to one extrabonus level in the game
>>715289259Anon, you realize that there's details in that post that indicates you posted it, right?
Attention whores like you are worse than GDQ staff
>>715289163I don't think it was all that self-insert when the actual game was made. I think "Maddy" Thorsen decided that AKSHULLY Madeline is literally me well after the fact. Hence why he named himself after the video game character, not the other way around.
Seems like Lmjacks is consistently behind but he's able to pick up after mistakes quicker than Yujene.
Are you ready to admit that you actually love her?
>>715289259"wwow look at this 4chan.org troll"
>>715289278Second one. Dual Strike went too far
someone should ask coolmatty what trans rights have to do with emergency medical care in ghana
>>715288909The truth is /v/ hates trans people out of sheer envy. They have the courage to explore their true selves meanwhile most of /v/ would stumble and fumble something as simple as an order with a McDonald's cashier
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EVERYONE IS GAY
>>715289259>go woke go brokeYOU BIGOT!
>>715289215Yeah it's way, way more complex and interesting a thing than the most shallow as fuck interpretation of it that's become the norm to even people who hate that shit.
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>>715289181Refund incoming kek
>pixel perfect wall bounce
>flies above the heart with space to spare
hm?
>>715213374You're a fucking loser and a coward for not @ing him you dipshit. I know you're here come out and fight me like a real man in the octagon instead of cowering behind the screen.
>>715289414>true selvesno, it's a rejection of reality
>>715289278Days of Ruin perfected it
>>715289387I WILL SAVE HER
>>715288650it's also kind of hilariously dismissive to the themes in their own video game, just making all of Madeline's issues "it's about being trans", and dismissing any other possible source of depression and isolation
>>715289301to be fair with celeste its more about how the mechanics and good the movement feels rather than some intricate level design
>>715289428You don't wanna know
>>715289428Godless Night 6, that's what happened
>>715289387she gives me the fear
>>715289428A concert followed by a not-speedrun followed by a not-speedrun.
>>715289259>making seething retard /v/ tier post>bros!! the normies are waking up!!!Back in my day people put effort into bait
>>715289121>trans women are a more specific category of womenDo you ever test your theories in the broader world? Or do you ever get tired of the constant double-think? Do you understand how many people say that to say what you just said is highly transphobic?
>But they're wrong--Or maybe you're wrong. Or maybe you're both wrong.
You need to come to terms with how deep the progressive stack wants to push other ideas to get "Trans women are women".
>>715289378>wow, GDQ staff sure is annoying, am I right fellow 4 channelers?
>>715289414Yo how come dose niggas need artificial hormones, cosmetics and surgery to be dems true selfs?
>>715289428Basically lets plays.
>>715289378Oh really? Then why can't I delete the post if I made it anon?
Retard
>>715289380naming yourself after your favorite video game character is cringe but it's definitely more cringe to name yourself after a character you made. it'd be like some boomer transitioning and naming himself after his daughter. she should pick a better name for sure
Why does the asian guy purposely wait in the level select screen? Isn't this supposed to be a race?
>>715289087Agreed, I'm not invested at all but I have nothing better to do, so here I am
These threads make this infinitely more entertaining at least
>>7152894281 was a concert that sounded pretty bad and fucked at points.
2 and 3 I already covered:
>>715287437
>>715289419Don't do drugs.
>>715289387i'm into weird looking hoes. Lovely schnoz
>>715289387she's as ugly as carmela soprano
So it's a fairly mid looking plattformer with a tranny protag. Is there anything else to it?
>>715289496Why would that be?
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>>715289450the setup to get the second walljump to get enough height is the pixel perfect bit
Reminder that the Celeste creator made the Jumper/Ogmo trilogy and is embarrassed by them.
>>715289301This is more accurate for the Jumper games
>>715289139Come on Anon, try harder, you're just being comical.
>>715289387She looks almost identical to an old high school friend of mine, and it weirds me out.
>>715289428Fuck. I was about to watch that shit run.
>>715286985lmao who is the triggered alt-right retard that made this?
>>715289419He was on to something
>>715289525>jojos>phoneposter
>>715289573I believe it's speed runner friendly with certain QoL features
>they actually just slapped another garbage staff run into the schedule and pushed the finale another hour back just to stall for donations
I hate trannies so much.
>>715289582There are anons who want to wake up to this in the morning
This race makes me want to replay Celeste. It's also nice to see that there are two top tier runners of this game who are just normal fucking dudes and not mentally ill troons.
>>715289525>phone poster>redditorboys, take this guy outside and search his prison wallet
>>715289387For me, it's anarchy.
>>715288909I was actually about to buy their DK shirt but just before heading to checkout they had another trans rights chant and I dropped it.
I'm not gonna support this shit in any shape or form.
>>715289215Illustrated succinctly in how they supposedly identified with Celeste's protagonist who was sad and isolated, and the game plot was about reconnecting with others and getting past said depression. Fairly common emotions and situations.
Then it wasn't enough, and she had to literally be a tranny like the dev too.
>>715289596>>715289639>His only response to being BTFO is to say "J-Jojo pfp!"Yeah thanks for letting me know you got fucked in the ass
>>715289525THIS NIGGA GOT THE REDDIT APP!
>>715289671You're saying you don't?
>>715289278Days of Ruin is the correct choice. It built a new formula and essentially perfected it in the one go. It is the main reason why I want to see a proper sequel to it one day
>reddit phoneposter btfoing anyone
Every damn run of this looks the exact same.
>>715289621what do you mean? Its just an aggregate of peoples ratings here?
Huh, when did jacks catch up?
Damn, already behind again.
>people who have X and Instagram and other dumb shit up here still pretending like only people with no social media browse here
>tune into celeste race expecting mega cringe
>5/5 he/hims
lol
>Reddit phoneposter with a troon pfp
This place is dead
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>>715289729why do so many gif thumbnails do this?
Is there factual evidence that viewership is down? I never paid much attention but I remember late in the 2010s it was like 50k-70k I think or was it higher?
I haven't paid much attention to donations either but isn't the record north of $3 million too? I've seen them get nearly a million on the final day alone, but I just can't see them doubling this shit at this point.
Why is Suigi at GDQ if he's not the one running Mario 64 lol
>>715289831*sip*
Ah, now that was a run
Are they both playing on keyboard or just yujene?
>>715289515how do you propose this is tested. it's a social pseudocategory that any attempt to Solidly Define will fail to death by a thousand exceptions. yes including chromosomes.
>Do you understand how many people say that to say what you just said is highly transphobic?yes i understand that the world contains retards
>Or maybe you're wrong. Or maybe you're both wrong.maybe! but they'd have to actually convince me of that in a good faith discussion, because i have reasons to believe what i believe, it's not just erm haha is an opinion
>>715289823hardcore paltformers are so rigid that everyone's playthrough becomes binary. You either do the jump as it was designed or you fail and try again.
>>715289835Somehow the least tranny run of the event is the game with a tranny MC
Why did yujene wait at level select for 10 seconds if you can skip it?
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>>715289865if she ever were to go to Africa, they'd shoot her for the ivory
>>715289831Instagram reels are great. The amount of dark shit on there is amazing. Anything else on Instagram is gay
>>715289947This image rules.
>>715289387rubie culo madre...
>>715289829Yujene keeps waiting for him, this isn't a race.
>>715289525>my phone network has been rangebanned for a decade >some tranny redditor gets to shit up the website all day every dayIt's not fucking fair.
>>715289831i only have a youtube account, where do i go?
>>715289908jacks plays controller
>>715289525>phoneposting redditorkys
>>715289970EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>715289621Thank god someone else noticed. This is who keeps making these chud charts.
>>715289926the run is rigged
>>715289682>This race makes me want to replay Celeste.i did this recently
it was fun
>and on jacks side you'll be seeing the gay baby version for losers
>>715289259Lol I love that retards always blame orange man for literally fucking absolutely everything that has ever happened and retcons things that are demonstrably not his fault into being his as well. Derangement
unbelievable how metroid was such a god game that they are still shitting out clones ...and never coming even close
>>715289895its down 70% from its heyday
>>715289703Poetic, isn't it?
>>715289525Wow you have an alt account ooohhhh you're hackerman now ooohhhh
>>715290031Celeste is on my "Play soon" list, and I'm glad to hear that the troon bullshit is apparently not a dealbreaker
>>715289976I think they are going off the in game timer
>>715290009Grim what a fag
>>715290085Man you're really mad you got BTFO since you keep samefagging
>>715289926I'm guessing it's because the game has its own timer anyway
>this board is 90% tendie+gacha shit and eceleb twitter reactions
>"NOOOOO REDDITS IS THE BAD!! 4CHANS IS BEST!!!"
>>715290037>There's been "bad faith whineposts" about GDQ being "SJW" since the year they were completely taken over by a tranny oligarchy Man, I wonder why the fuck that's the case
>>715289947I really like this picture.
>>71529005350k does seem low. That seems like "big streamer playing new game" numbers or something, it's kind of low for an event.
>>715289895They're never going to actually pass their peak but I don't really think that's a goal they have at all, it's impossible.
>>715289976Yeah, I just noticed that they keep giving yujene different strats to do than jacks.
>>715290031The only problem is that it will ruin the D-pad on my ds4. I don't know what controller on the market these days has a good D-pad so I just replace the the rubber pads inside the D-pad every 6 months to 2 years depending on wear. It's really annoying though.
>>715290130The only thing blown the fuck out is your asshole once I'm done with it hun.
>>715290139Go back redditor
>>715289981Awww what's the matter? Gonna cry?
Am I the only one who wants to see these two guys double team a nigress?
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>>715290139>r/retrogaming actually has a stricter retro definition than /vr/
>he wasn't around for the epic concert with out of tune guitars, a dude on keyboard who kept fucking up and a vocalist who couldn't sing for shit
You missed out dude
You can see the noose beginning to lower on jacks's side
>>715290037both sides have orange man derangement, left thinks he's at fault for everything, right thinks he has done nothing wrong
the reality is that he's not a particularly competent president, probably bottom 20%, but so was Biden
>>715290139stay, redditor
Why aren't you rooting for jacks?
>>715290112>>715290131yeah celeste runners dont gaf about realtime because the game physics (and ingame timer) freeze for a bit every time you dash, so realtime, for every dash you'd have to check if it saved more than 4 frames to decide whether to do it
>>715290139they're both trash for faggots, you're still a faggot at the end of the day
>>715290037its literally true though lol
>>715290139Just ignore em
>>715290294I have yellow fever
>>715290241Makes sense since there's a billion subreddit and anyone can create one. Not really feasible for 4chan, which is why /vr/ needed to eventually accept newer consoles as the years went by
I did not watch a single run from start to finish this GDQ. Not one.
>another GCJ/Resetera raid
>>715290271Psued centrist take. He’s shit.
>>715290241Pretending that a 25 year old console "isn't retro" is the dumbest thing ever
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>Cope
>>715290241/vr/ is too strict as is. Technically the PS4 is retro now.
>>715289916>how do you propose this is tested. it's a social pseudocategory That is one of the biggest criticisms against intersectionality attempting to redefine gender roles. It has to go up against the status quo across civilisations and history that a man is a man and a woman is a woman, so we have.
>yes i understand that the world contains retardsAnd with this, you've outed yourself as acting as the true advocate of progressivism. No True Progressivist thinks that trans women are but a subset of women. To argue with you on your terms is to ask me to pretend that progressives who disagree with you are both few and powerless. They are neither.
If you're wondering why people find it hard to take you in good faith, that'd be why.
It looks alright. Reminds me of a kino "difficult plattformer" called Jumper 2 that I played through in high school. Doubt any of you zoom zooms have played that gem
>dev here
>"consulted" on narrative for 2 chapters
>>715290394>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A NUANCED OPINIONkys freak
>>715290394Learn to read spaz
>>715289984You stay here with us, because you're based.
>>715290384Same. This event has been abysmal. The apparently good runs like Super Metroid played at fucking 3am EU time while we get stuck with 4 hours of Pokeshit during the day.
let's just focus on the run, chat
leave the politics out of it
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>>715289895>Is there factual evidence that viewership is down?Yes
https://gdq.alligatr.co.uk/comp/gdq
>>715290394>if you're not with me you're against meOk, I'm against you
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>tune in just now
>Celeste run
>everyone is he/him
>donation was about MSF and not the other thing
What is this parallel universe.
>>715290519I really liked when the runner jumped over the spikes!
Super random question but how was AGDQ 2019 or 2019 in general?
i hate games that use doorbell sounds
do these faggots not have doorbells
>""""""dev"""""""
>consulted on narrative for 2 chapters
>in a game with virtually zero dialog
badass dude
>>715290478I love this mythical creature
>>715290513Now you know what it feels like to be a burger watching ESA.
>>715290536You’re against the only based president of the 21st century?
>>715290513>The apparently good runs like Super MetroidIt was alright, nothing special but because no troons it's automatically an S to the tourists.
>>715290271Hes blatantly corrupt and is gutting the country. The US will be paying for this for years long after hes gone. But somebody else will be in office by then so fatmericans will just blame them
>>715290393Fuck me, I forgot Resetera existed, they're so irrelevant
Well the troon counter is looking sad atm other than the filenames being flashed.
>They are adding games unto the schedule to stall in hopes they can yell at twitch chat during the runs to give them more money
Holy kek this is gonna be a shit show.
>>715289387unfortunate tattoos
>>715290446gen 6 onwards attracts the terminally online generation, the /vr/ got significantly worse with this rule change
>>715290394turn off 4chan and enjoy the run :)
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Tranny? No, anon, you've been hearing some weird rumors, I'm all woman. "Maddy Thorsen"? That guy named himself after me? What a fag!
>>715290529viewership is generally down but more importantly the peak "hype" segments are non existent, it hasn't cracked 60k once
>>715290468I just want /vr/ to stay pre 2007
The when vidya was generally good
>>715290549>>donation was about MSF and not the other thingReddit started to notice so they have to chuck in a few self donos.
>>715290526Wow! She has rhythm!
>>715290513tfw EU wagie with a regular sleep schedule. Missed all the prime time content. Stayed up last night and regret it today.
>>715290634>non American has an opinion on American politics>it's always the same tired shit retarded takesYawn
>>715290789You're so close to figuring it out
>>715290789How is calling him blatantly corrupt a "retarded take"?
>30 second lead
it's so over
TRANSPHOBIC CHUD
SAY IT
SAY IT YOU FUCK
TRANS RIGHTS
>>715290789Maybe what they said is obvious because it's true.
>>715290884Prove it if it's so blatant
>Uhm, sweaty, that's actually super transphobic, mmkay?
HE SAID IT!!!! NOW GIVE US MONEY
>>715290789Hey man how's the Epstein stuff coming along?
>say that again
humiliation ritual
>>715290184Yeah ok
Be nicer to me too considering I'm in charge of your charts fuckboy
>haha I'm sorry, trans rights yeah!
The trans mafia has everyone by the balls huh
>>715290952Imagining the fat, middle-aged, balding man that posts this tripe makes me smile a bit.
>>715290971>I have the Epstein list on my desk right now!>two months later>There is no Epstein list. Stop asking questions.
>>715291045Your charts are shit and so are you
>15 min without mentioning the t-word
>"oh fuck it's been 15 minutes... T-WORD... T-WORD... WOOOP WOOOOP WOOOP"
why are americans like this?
>>715291045these threads would be better without you
>>715291045So other than 'ecker and hairy bearfucker we get to add unironic redditor to the list? Good to know.
>>715291184You are dark inside.
>>715291148Keep samefagging
>just got a raise
>anonymous is price matching it with no comment
why are all these niggas rich
>>715291184leave the icker alone
>>715291247being a productive member of society has it's perks anon!
UH OH MAKING FUN OF THE DONATORS? BANNED
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