Thread 715285732

How did he trick everyone into buying this shit AGAIN?

You don't get it, nigger, it is supposed to be shit.

>>715285732 (OP)
by fixing the weapon durability tied to framerate problem

>>715285732 (OP)
He didnt people are just that stupid

>everyone who plays DS1 says the mountain segment sucks
>proceeds to make the mountain twice as big
I bet when he said playtesterd liked the game too much and he made it worse, each monorail had a stop in the mountain which made it way more playable

>>715285732 (OP)
"Play my hideo game"
ok kojima

>>715285732 (OP)
he's a genius, obviously

>>715286486
I mean the man literally invented camera.

>>715287086
>assassinates a former president
>gets away with it
no one else could pull the shit he's done

The gameplay was more fun and varied than the first, but the story was absolutely shit. I understood DS1's story perfectly but I have no idea what was even going on in this game. The DHV magellan cam suddenly fly? The DHV magellan suddnely has tentacle-like wires that can connect to giant BTs? Tomorrow causes the Extinction Event but instead of it happening, she turns into giant baby Lou and eats Higgs? Fragile was dead but also not? Diehard Man was somehow hiding in the ship the whole time? How was the president suddenly appearing in the ship randomly? What was with the fake Higgs that we kept fighting? Who was the red samurai person and why did it decide to fight us? Neil's body caused the voidout but also Sam was there trying to rescue his wife? How was Sam having visions about Neil when they don't even have any sort of connection? The story feels unfinished. Especially with how anticlimactic Fragile's and Higgs' deaths were.

>>715285732 (OP)
Seethe

>>715285732 (OP)
>everyone
no one bought that shit

>>715285732 (OP)
>everyone
It's selling worse than the first game lmao.

>>715287239
>tfw the Greek news actually used his pic
Memes become reality indeed.

I don't know, i know that i beat the first game and hated it and that's why i didn't buy DS2. Even tried to convince myself i wanted to play it, but as soon i started watching people playing it i saw it was more of the first game.

Fuck Death Stranding, hopefully there's no third game and he has to go back crawling to Konami begging to work on a new Metal Gear.

is Margaret Qualley and her digitally enhanced tits in the new one?

>>715288314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoMqvniiEkk
it's still amazing

>>715288314
it was only her likeness provided, according to wikipedia

>>715287352
Die Hardmsn hiding on the ship is actually set up several times. When you first board and look at the ship map, selecting the storage room has Fragile tell you it's contaminated. After finding Heartman, selecting it has Charlie tell you, in a very jokingly angry way, that it's closed and poisoned and stop asking about it.
and if you watch the cutscenes carefully you can literally see hardman looking around corners or closing the door to the storage room as you go to your private room

>>715287740
2 million copies in the first 3 weeks, it's outselling E33 at this rate

>>715285732 (OP)
Thing, Kojima.

>>715285732 (OP)
DUDE IT'S GUD CUZ ITS SO RANDUMB DOOD XDDD

>>715287352
I like the individual scenes, but this is the first time I've felt the contrivances in Kojima's story seriously cheapened the whole thing (and that's even including the nanomachine fuckery in MGS4). Everything surrounding Lou and the conclusion of that plot was disappointing. Great spectacles, though.

>>715285732 (OP)
Dark souls 2 is good lol.
It has more artistic vision then 3.

>>715290151
>one of the gaming industry's legends competing against literal who newbies.

do you hear yourself? this would be like nintendies bragging that a game directed by aonuma was on course to outsell E33.

grim.

>>715290643
None of Kojima's games have ever been in the top 10 sellers of the year they released. DS2 is outselling DS1 by a substantial margin and has already paid for itself. Cry more.

>>715290151
>22.5k user reviews on PSN
>a common estimate is 30 copies per review, so it sold maybe 700k
>no obligatory "1 MIRRION COPIES" tweet
FLOP FLOP FLOP GET BANKRUPT

>>715285732 (OP)
Its the most mixed bag game ive ever played. Amazing designs and has its moments of kino but the combat is hollow and the story is mediocre

>>715290284
If this was released in 2008 you fags would call it epic

>>715291515
God I hope he does go bankrupt. Would teach his hack ass to allocate time and budget towards game design instead of hollywank actors.

>>715290284
Seeing Higgs with a guitar in the trailer was the exact moment I decided I wouldn't be buying DS2

>>715285732 (OP)
I'm more impressed at his ability to straight up STEAL money from companies. He did it to konami and now he's doing it to Sony and they thank him for it. He's using their money to do retarded shit and hanging out with his current favorite hollywood actors and they seem cool with pissing away money for him. It's impressive how he's such a professional financial parasite. Living the dream, honestly.

>>715298008
Higgs is a way better villain, he's cookie cutter in the original Death Stranding.

>>715287086
MGS is his best work and it's not even close

>>715285732 (OP)
lmao nobody bought DS2

>>715285732 (OP)
At this stage, people who buy kojima games are doing it ironically because they want to see what "stupid kojima bullshit" he's come up with this time.

>>715298135
Did you rike it?

>>715299509
Snakes Revenge on the MSX was better than MGS. (MGS was just a remake of it).
And Snatcher was better than Snake's Revenge.

>>715299908
>Snatcher
Bit too slow for my taste and i didn't enjoy the shooting mechanics. The tiny robot is funny doe. Nah i'm 500000% sure that MGS is his best work

>kojima won again
will /v/ ever learn

>>715301645
What'd he win?

>>715301726
2nd place at the game awards again

>>715285732 (OP)
I kneel to Kojima for finally making an actual bad DS2

member when every single gaming forum had a couple of people using this picture as their avatar because of how cool Kojima games were? i member

>>715302098
kek based

Why do they have to say "DHV" every single time? It feels so incredibly nonhuman with this dialog sometimes. Also i can't stand Fragile. Close your fucking mouth sometimes.

Kino?

>>715300987
this is the game hideo claimed westerners were too dumb to understand

>>715302278
Literally so Kojima can do a wink wink nudge nudge when he reveals the real acronym stands for DieHardman's Vehicle

>>715302779
>westerners
he said Americans specifically. He thinks Europeans like this shit.

How does he do it? How can one man make an entire board seethe so much?

>>715302174
It'd still be around if forums were still around.

>>715303015
americans are just the boogeyman for authors like that, the japanese think europeans are all smoking in cafes and debating arthouse films or whatever

>>715303825
What's even the point?
You get the timefall road protection way after you can get architect to level 4 which is when none of your roads or monorails ever break again

>>715305000
are we going to pretend there was any challenge to begin with?nice trips faglord

>>715302174
shinkawa carried

>>715302278
>>715302879
Why is it weird? It's the name of the fucking ship, you also say the full name of the ship, like the HMS Victory and USS Constitution. Do you only call them Victory or Constitution? Fucking sperg idiots

>>715305000
>>715303825
>>715305783
Play the game, the roads become much faster in level 2, reduces travel time by a lot, crucial for timed deliveries

>>715306928
it depends on the context, in casual conversation it would be normal for someone to just say the nimitz, the iowa, etc

>>715287352
>The DHV magellan cam suddenly fly?

So you can believe the DHV Magellan can go under the tar to travel elsewhere but you can't believe it can fly when in the dead tar world? Entire shit is fiction, don't think too much into it.

>>715287352
It could always fly, it just doesn't in the real world because chiral clouds make flying incredibly dangerous
Presumably it was given flight capability in case the clouds were ever dealt with