ITT: speedrunning kino/cringe

>>715287983 (OP)
why did you just make me watch that

It's always the same webms

Who was in the wrong?

>>715288443
depends
how big are her tits?

>>715288443
The guy on the right-side of the couch for having that fuck-ass haircut.

>>715288443
the woman

Didn't this chick shatter her pelvis or something from this?

>>715288671
So what happened here exactly? Was the cube pit too shallow?

Why the fuck did she do it and why didn't she suffer any repercussions?

Anyone have the one where the fat dude sniffs the girl's chair after she leaves?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>715288671
>Didn't this chick shatter her pelvis or something from this?
Yeah
>>715288845
>Was the cube pit too shallow?
Pretty much, the foam cubes were put directly onto concrete

>>715288443
The nerd girl telling everyone about her dead grandma only to continue talking about it for attention and makes it all about herself

>>715288671
this was twitchcon, not a speedrunning event
>>715288845
it was only 1 layer deep. below it was concrete and she shattered her spine and had to go live in the hospital for a while

>>715288671
Google says she broke her back in two places doing this.

>>715287983 (OP)

>>715289029
Damn. At least the Dashcon ballpit never crippled anybody.

>>715288443
>go to a fun event where you can practice your knitting
>trauma dump while some nerd dressed as zelda disregards you entirely and makes the event about himself
he was in the wrong

>>715288978
Always surprises me when babes go to these things

Someone really needs to do a research paper on speed running and trooning out. There’s just something to fascinating about it all.

>>715289108

>>715289471
Lord

>>715289471

>>715289471
>>715289570
absolutely fucking disgusting
is this really speedrunning related?

>>715289570
i think i´m gay now

>>715289425
It is odd

>>715287983 (OP)
this was like what, 12 years ago? guy is probably still alone and bearing the weight of crushing loneliness. fucking sad man...

>>715289570
would

>>715288671
Who was this again? Some porn bitch right?

>>715289471
>>715289570
Her now

>>715287983 (OP)
i dont get it, wheres the cringe?

>>715289108
Absolutely vile.

>>715289896
Are you on the spectrum or can you really not tell what's going on in that webm?

>>715287983 (OP)
What does it feel like to cum inside a woman?

>>715289885
Damn, what a glowup.

>>715288979
if she had time to talk about it in her social media account for those precious likes then she clearly wans't going through such a bad time

>>715290000
quaddo

...

>>715289425
its not just speedrunning, its all nerdshit. magic the gathering cards, fighting games (smashbros, rivals of aether, anime fighters) and speedrunning.

>>715290000
checkin

>>715288894
/ss/ good
/loli/ bad

>>715289772
thats just fatflabs, right? RIGHT?

>>715288443
>>715289016
She won in the end, her kind infiltrated and now runs GDQ

Dude on the left

Do you reckon they had a threesome after this?

>>715289347
damn.

>>715288671
Broke her back in two places.
>>715289871
Adriana Chechik.

>>715290361
these niggas is gay

>>715289347
Women like this shouldn't be allowed to attend these events unless they give me paizuri.

>>715290263
probably gets lost because sound is missing. is he crying? fake laughing? i dont get it

>>715289097
Idgi is it showing audience retention of a kino run

I can't imagine liking vidya enough to attend one of these things.

>>715288978
>>715289347
Where do I get a speed running/smash playing gf?

>>715290121
Nah. There’s a lot of nerd shit out there. Cosplay for example might have some trannies, but if you compare them to the overall population of an anime convention they’re not as common as trannies in speed running events.

>>715290361
What is Trihex up to these days.

>>715289974
the girl moving away?

i expected more

>>715290632
what is the context of this? is it a troon?

My wife

>>715287983 (OP)
was this necessary?

>>715287983 (OP)
>when she scoots away from him

>>715290895
If that's a fucking troon, I'm cooked.

>>715290926

>>715290672
I've never been to a speedrunning event before but I've been to a few anime and cosplay conventions and I'd say there was one troon for every 20 "normal" people

Why is putting speedrunners in one place such a surefire way to generate cringe?

>>715290951
Yes, nerds deserve to be put in their place

>>715289425
Old enemies must join forces as a new enemy emerges

>>715290895
Fuck no. Troons do not have tits like that

>>715287996
Kino

>>715287996
What a rancid cunt. just shake his fucking hand you bitch

>>715288106
Kino

>>715290249
its not ran by "women"

>>715291080
Autism is almost a prerequisite to be a speed runner. You put a lot of socially inept people in one place and they all act socially inept together, shock horror. The fact that pretty much all of them are on the spectrum is also why trannies are so overrepresented at these events too.

>>715287983 (OP)
Where is Mayubuns at bros?

>>715290672
cosplay is nerdshit for girls. i mean the deep nerd shit
>mtg players spend thousands of bucks on cocain-cardboard and then spend more when the next set comes out
>fighting games need heavy investment and constant training to stay on top, learning every new trick that gets discovered
>same for speedrunning, need to study and re-do that shit over and over and over again for the best time
trannys are also disproportionatly present in wargaming. painting models, 40k and stuff like that. same criteria as mtg, massive investment to get into that hobby (so its hard to get out) and its inherently social.
the code is not hard to crack, trannys are disproportionatly involved in hobby-comminities you buy yourself into, either by investing absurd amounts of money or time. its also the same circles that need "please shower" signs on their tourneys.

>t. guy who likes smash, cringehammer & mtg

Man can't catch a break

>>715290926
>>715291030
fucking love prize mommy

>>715290895
Women can't get fake tits that look half as good as those and you expect a tranny to?

>>715288671
>>715289871
>>715290407
her scene in suck balls 4 by jonni darkko is possibly one of the best, sloppiest 20 minute blowjob and nutsucking videos i've ever scene and i've watched A LOT of porn

>>715287983 (OP)
>>715287996
Elliot Rodger was right

>>715290000
>those digits
ITS OVER 9000

>>715289425
It's a correlation between autism and being trans. Most speedrunners are even more autistic than other nerds, you pretty much have to be in order to find enjoyment in playing Crystal's Pony Tale the exact same way every time for 12 hours a day..

>>715289108
>>715291619

>>715291448
It's because people with autism are statistically more likely to troon out. The hobby communities you're talking about appeal to autistics. That's literally all it is. Go to the gym or a rock climbing place and trannies won't be there because that shit does not appeal to autistics as much as WH40k does.

>>715291448
>work at a model kit store
>about 6 or 7 tranny regular who come as a group
>hundreds if not over a thousand people shop each week
Outside of them it's extremely rare to see one.

>>715291813
>>715290742
>>715290632
>>715289471
>>715289570
>>715289347
>>715288894
>>715288671
not speedrunning

>>715291663
Indeed

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>>715291813
the moment of realization

>>715289974
I am on the spectrum so can you explain it? What was that weird thing he did at the beginning?

>this thread

>>715291786
>looking at cock and ballsack for 20 minutes straight
bro

>>715292078
Guess it's too bad you're not OP
:(

>>715288106
he’s just like me bros

>>715292350
then i'd be able to delete posts

>>715287983 (OP)
>nobody posted it yet
https://youtu.be/XcBbE3t6cLA

>>715292469
Zesty

God I don't think I could get within a mile of GDQ without vomiting from the rancid scent of unwashed tranny axewounds stewing in the summer heat.

>>715291813
the fuck is this???

RIP zoomer kid

>>715291364
I'm sorry I'm a Sonic fan, I can't see things from your point of view.

>>715292707
A woman

Anyone have the one when the guy speedrunning say that his boyfriend is complete transitioning, and the chat is full on transition from console to pc, and they all got banned lmao. this is prob 2018

how do you go from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykAXB3JFy4 to this >>715292469

>>715291170
The handshake that ended racism

>>715292829
mogged by a tranny. grim.

>>715291813
Did anyone ever manage to find that video of his meltdown? It was scrubbed from the internet

>>715289772
Is this a man or a woman?

mmm bobs

>>715289878
kek

>>715289108
>Ah yes, the traditional female greeting: a panty flash!

>>715293058
for a frame he looks like the girl kid wearing the yellow raincoat holding various objects running away from various things

>>715288671
didn't she half to WALK through it to get up there? its not like she spawned on the platform

>>715293058
It's extremely hard to tell whether this was a skit or whether he geniunely sperged out and ran.

>>715293137
Used the wrong emote

>>715293259
She broke her back when she jumped into the cubes you big retard.

>>715293314
https://youtu.be/KXVtpOHQqvY

>>715293314
kek

>>715293259
subhuman iq here

>>715293196
you just know she is DRENCHED

>>715289570
imagine the smell

>>715292469
A B S O L U T E L Y PUFFY Nips
Probably had a zesty suckle

>>715293554
does he need to pee or what

>>715293391
>>715293453
What I'm saying is she knew it was shallow before she jumped you fucking morons

I feel like gdq went from genuine excitement to performative excitement. It's like signaling your gamer status and lack of bigotry or something

>>715291625
this happened only a short while before the infamous "i would really prefer if you'd be quiet" speedrun. the reason chibi was such an annoying sperg during Tomba is because he got some validation for being one during Bubsy and he thought he could carry the same energy over. unfortunately for him, antisocial douchebag sperging defeats annoying faggot sperging.

>>715293304
Probably was being cheeky, doubt he meant to fall over and show his ass crack on camera.

>>715293754

>>715292903
Todd is trans??

>>715291625
oh no no no no caveman bros...

>>715293259
she's a woman and a porn actress, please understand her idiocy

>>715291786

>>715288647
metrosexual hair was the meta, you wouldnt understand it was a different time

>>715293846
he's the ultimate liar so of course

>>715291786
based darkko knower

>>715292046
6 out of a thousands is a massive amount of trannys. at least outside of america, i guess.

>>715293314

>>715293909
feminist hair isn't metrosexual

>>715289108
would till the bed breaks.

>>715292950
>Did anyone ever manage to find that video of his meltdown? It was scrubbed from the internet
I'd like to find it too
https://www.reddit.com/r/lostmedia/comments/11jad9v/fully_lost_sphere_hunter_suzi_lightning_breakdown/
https://www.reddit.com/r/lostmedia/comments/ib329o/sphere_hunter_breakdown_video/

>>715289108
this is so easy to tell these people are porn obsessed retards and don't actually want to be women

>>715293754
Anthony?

>>715291170
>thanks for not sucker punching me and stealing my phone&money

>>715293259
Actually good point and you also outed a couple retards who can't read. Good job all around

>>715289471
>>715289570
Remember she was soooo stinky that she got kicked out of an anime convention. Think about how anime conventions usually smell.

>>715290895
absolutely not
that's how real breasts jiggle

>>715290756
last i remember he was doing political commentary 5 years ago.

>>715289885
>from stank cosplay girl to bimbo
Tunachan won.

>>715294394

>>715294479
shes hot. looks happy, too.

>>715290632
dear lord, who is this?

>>715288978
Surprise twist; it's his girlfriend and she told him to be a good boy and sniff her seat before leaving

>>715289425
It's actually very simple: to get attention you either need to be an amazingly good speedrunner + streamer with great charisma... or you troon out.
Trooning out is easier.

>it's all for money?
Always has been. And yes they're mentally ill of course

>>715290895
>>715294378
good LORD

>>715289570
You just know she had to show off her pussy like that because with her frame, ugly face, and sad tits people would confuse her for a tranny

>>715291851
what the fuck happened here

>>715289878
>shadman

>>715294873
Mustard sauce

>>715294216
how can you be groomed into sex work as an adult?
what is it with estrogen and complete lack of the ability to take responsibility for your decisions?

>>715292567
how the fuck can someone possibly have such an itchy asshole like that? i cant even remember the last time i scratched that deep before.

>>715291851
i assume there was a really loud sudden noise and the autists responded accordingly. t. am autistic and react the same way with loud sudden noises.

>>715291026
Good reply

>>715295137
>how the fuck can someone possibly have such an itchy asshole like that?
My asshole gets intensely itchy everytime I go to bed
I think I have pinworms

>>715294394
>>715294479
this one actually has some charisma, not cringe imo
>>715294873
I'm guessing mic feedback in the headphones?

>>715288443
He still speedruns and shows up to GDQ here and there so he won.

>>715293397

>>715289878
>The OH NO face
>The close-up on the tits
>The ass crack
This is gold

>>715292231
He tried to put his arm around the girl and didn't realize she was flirting with the guy on the other side.
He quickly moves back his arm in embarrassment and then the girl scoots over to be closer to the guy she's talking to, making the guy on the left feel even more embarrassed

>>715294186
it was a different time, anon.

>>715292078
the speedrun of life we could call it

>>715295273
100% pinworms. stop chewing your fingernails, immediately.

>>715290119
>women immediately becomes whore outside of the home
And that's why they belong in the kitchen

>>715288106
This is not cringeworthy, fatty is a chad.

>>715295293
>I'm guessing mic feedback in the headphones?
Yeah but that's not a normal response

>>715294461
This actually ruined him as a streamer. He could have easily been like ZFG with thousands of viewers daily if he just kept fucking speedrunning.

>>715294216
Wonder if it will ever be found, it's been years now

>>715289425
they are in hobbies for lonely people and outcasts. nerds, freaks and losers and some of them for some reason think that trooning out will somehow magically fix their problems. they constantly asked themselves whats wrong with them, actually being a woman inside and thus always feeling wrong is a neat explanation. if you look at their life you will find one constant: they are all tormented. also massive spergs, but tormented spergs.

its pretty cruel overall. those people fell through the safety nets of society as kids, their parents thinking "well this one turned out fucked, lets make a new one" and they went from childhood into adulthood as lonely freaks, now that they completely lost it taking hormones and cutting their dicks off society at large is overcoddling them and in the process actively ignoring the obvious root causes.
the topic is not something that gets talked about in public because it, like many problems that partially have their roots in social-media-brainrot and overconsumption of porn and the latter sure as shit isn´t anything i would discuss publicly.

>>715295805
well I thought the autism was obvious

>>715295626
Kitchen? They deserve death. Men do too. Everyone should die.

>>715289871
A woman who is really good a deepthroating

>>715295897
Inshallah, brother.

>>715291026
Speak like an adult.

Classic speedrunning cringe. Imagine losing an aryan qt and hooking up with a hiptser girl who mindbreaks you so bad you embarrass yourself live in front of thousands at the NWC and troon out

>>715290073
U should tell that to incels, they keep whining online

>>715294795
I immediately thought that's a tranny

>>715295107
KEK

so do people just speedrun to get laid? Should I learn to speed run?

>>715296334
You want to fuck trannies?

>>715296189
Why the fuck doesn't he get this teeth fixed?
Also post the webm of him on 4chan

>>715288978
NO FUCKING WAY! He really dit it. keeeeeek
>>715289878
These guys must really be autistic. Like, the worst kind of autism that there is.

>>715296390
i seen a few who aren't trannies, but nah i'm 37 and have never tried speed running, don't think my brain can even comprehend some of the shit you need to do to be honest.

>>715290926
>>715292080
>>715291663
Holy shit who is that

>>715291813
feed nana

>>715293754
>can't even be bothered to brush their teeth

disgusting fetishists all of them

>>715296334
People used to go to cons and things back in the day to get laid

>>715296309
Precisely.
If you were a woman who looked like that you'd be walking around with your pussy out too, if not straight-up screaming "I'M NOT A TROON, LOOK IT'S REAL"

sad state

>>715291914
>TFW giga legit autist
>Many deranged fetishes
>Love gender bending
>Love replaying Pikmin, Sonic, and Metroid to go faster
>Know damn well I'd look like a freak with an axe wound in a dress if I trooned out
>Have yet to troon in 30's.

>>715296425
>Like, the worst kind of autism that there is.
No these guys are at least semi-functional. I've seen people with autism who are basically what you picture when you think of retards: flailing idiots who scream and shit their pants, can't form a coherent sentence and need constant supervision. People think autism is just some eccentric guy with niche interests and who can't socialize properly. No it gets much worse than that.

>>715296821
i never did always found them too cringy and full of germs.

>>715296189
>you embarrass yourself live in front of thousands at the NWC
What did Cosmo do exactly to trigger his troonification?

>>715288106
real gamer moment

>>715296189
How ancient is this pic, he looked worse than that years ago
Is he even still alive

>>715296870
Sounds like you already have, just lacking the courage to show it.

>>715296891
JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

>>715296891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs

>>715288106

>>715288978
I was waiting for it. My king.

>>715295110
people growing up is a expectation, not a reality.
across every age bracket and every job you will find more overgrown sociopathic children that instead of growing in terms of character just had all their negative traits fester.
in my entire life i met maybe 6 or 7 people that i would consider respectable adults.

>>715290853
He's trying to fake yawn to put his arms on her shoulders.

>>715295847
>according to /v/, she apparently fucked Pat of the now defunct Two Best Friends Play
lmao

Listening to this kino while reading the thread
https://youtu.be/JciqtFvF4MI?list=RDJciqtFvF4MI&t=1756

>>715297087
do they know each other that's so weird to do to a stranger

>>715292469
fruity ass niggas

>>715296991
>Haven't gotten hormones or surgery
>Have always identified as a man
>Equipped with large penis I handle frequently
>Still dress like a man
>People always address me as a man
Yup, totally trooned out.

>>715288894
Women deserve death

>>715288106
THE KING OF /v/

>>715297239
You're just jealous it never happened to you

>>715296654
Lovare, former prize mommy of ESA
she left due to spergs sexually harassing her

>>715288443
>can you like, stop playing your silly game? i have feelings to share

>>715297294
It did happen to me, I know what it's like. All women deserve death

>>715287983 (OP)
>speedrunning
>kino
mutually exclusive

>>715297424
Lucky bastard

>>715297218
Like I said, just lacking the courage to show it. It's okay, take your time, miss genderbender.

>>715297474
Kill yourself

>>715296425
He was just goofing. I would suggest getting tested for autism

>>715295847
stupid tranny. lmao

>>715293906
what the fuck is this

>>715290361
the only thing GDQ ever did right was banning the touhou fumos
I love touhou but it attracts too many trannies

one of the videos I can't find was when they were playing Mario Party and the RNG game kept going and you can see a faggot playing non-stop with the fumo

>>715297592
Maybe you're gay and that's why you didn't enjoy it

>>715295847

>>715297110
It's pretty much true. He and the others tweeted at the same time after he came to "visit" that they had to get checked for "something". It's extremely implied that Clemps was the one who got bagged with AIDS. No, I don't have the screenshots, but they're out there. The SBFP thread over there sucks cock and IIRC doesn't have them.

>>715297679
Kill yourself

>>715292447
You fucking wish.

>>715287996
Both people are cringe. You've never shaken anybodys hand before?

>>715297786
Nah but maybe you will lol
>abloo abloo I was molested

>>715291619
foul

>>715297868
Kill yourself

>>715290000
Holy quads

>>715297909
Give me details, Anon. Was she at least hot?

>>715294873
you didn't see the guy dabbing?

>>715297976
Kill yourself

>>715288106
what a god

>>715298017
faggot

>>715295847
>Made her Asexual
Poor Hitsuji didn't even get to hit?

>>715295847
>>715297684
What does Suze have to do with Anthony Cumia? I don't know the full story, did they fuck?

>>715289471
Based Air gear chad

TTD

>>715297769
It's definitely not true, some faggots have been obsessed with making up drama around SBFP since like 2013

>>715291625
>trihex stops when he sees chibi doing it
kino

>>715298464
>What does Suze have to do with Anthony Cumia? I don't know the full story, did they fuck?
Apparently sphere had a relationship of sorts with him when she was escorting

>>715295847
>Anthony Cumia
what? From O&A Anthony????

>>715298704
Yeah >>715298659

>>715298659
So was he raped or not? Did Suze get a rape from Anthony?

>>715297626
Probably some gay skip where the player doesn't have to press any button for 10 minutes

>>715298659
How did this troon manage to become the capcom official mascot?

>>715298163
Apparently doesn't like sex

what is the correlation between speed running and trannies
how did it become like this, old gdq was just spergy nerdy guys

>>715298841
You can clearly see it takes hours you dumb retard

>>715289039
Man....I read your post a,
"Google says she broke her back and took it two places in the back".

>>715295110
>sex work
Just say prostitution FFS

>>715298910
>How did this troon manage to become the capcom official mascot?
Genuinely baffles me. I don't understand why sphere gets shilled so much in the industry. Does sphere just have tons of dirt on people or something?

>>715293397
kek

>>715288978
YOUR HONOR MY CLIENT WAS JUST TYING HIS SHOE

>>715299094
because autists are dumb and have been memed into thinking that they can become women

autists are more likely to become speedrunners because no normal human being is going to play one game for thousands of hours over the course of years.

>>715299143
Shit you are right, I thought the leftmost digits were minutes.

>>715298641
I saw that shit happen in real time dude. Clemps still has mental breakdowns after the fact to this day.

>>715297626
bug in the animation causes link's model to very very very slowly move backwards while holding the rupee. If you're willing to wait literal hours, he'll move far enough back than you can clip through a wall.

>>715287996
I was paying attention to the guys at the front expecting them to do something

anyone have the clip of werster saying nigger?

>>715299390
does it skip nine and a half hours worth of gameplay? is it really worth it here?

>>715288978

Who was the slut that cheated on her husband with a paki troon live on camera?

>>715299449
look again, it's "low%", not any%

>>715299452

>>715299503
what a ridiculous category then

>>715289347
AWOOGA

>>715291308
Found the guy in the video

>>715293634
>>715293259
she probably thought the cubes were going to cushion her fall despite how shallow it was

>>715299559
it is, but it's mostly for shit and giggles

>>715299449
not for actual speed running, but I think for some other category like fewest collected rupees or opened doors or something you have to do this

>>715299452
>>715299542
>ywn have a biological gamer gf

At least they don't try to hide it

>>715298704
Yes, I'm pretty sure Jim Norton got Anthony into fucking Trannies considering Norton is one of the most well known tranny fuckers ever

>>715299639
fair enough, that's what shit's for at the end of the day, having a good one with your pals and messing around

>pisses herself on live stream
How many live stream fails can one woman have?

>>715299674
how did they get away with this shit

>>715287983 (OP)
>>715287996
Women are evil.

>>715298910
>last name is Kalergi
I wonder (((who))) helped him.

>>715288106
No way fag

>>715299778

>>715289097
That dude sure is sweaty

>>715288671
not the first time she got her back blown out...

>>715290493
guy on the left sweats through his shirt, it's a pretty obscene amount considering everyone else looks normal and he's just sitting

>>715299693
Crying shame, both are insanely funny but Jim is just so fucking degenerate,
R.I.P. Patrice

>>715299819
I never understood ((())) shit when anyone who isnt a complete retard knows jews do this shit

>>715299778
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK

>>715299798
how the fuck do people watch this and only conclude that women are the problem

this is literally a parade of low T spergs and spergs skinwalking as women

>>715299930
I still miss Patrice too anon.

>>715287996
>Talon2461
It still amuses me that not only did this jeet fuck kungfufruitcup, he did it while she was dating this guy

>>715288106
He won

>>715299761
absolutely

>>715289108
bro.... I was eating

>>715298910
They don't know

>>715289108
People like him have completely taken over speedrunning and all kinds of gaming events. Remember that picture of "Smash Sisters" that was literally all trannies?

>>715289258
I think it's not surprising at all from their perspective. Imagine there's a place where you can go and be the object everyone's desire. The standards would be so low that a 6/10 -> 10/10 at these places
Some people get off on the attention. Most people want to be adored in general

>>715289570
>>715289570

the only thing this thread has thaught me is that people aren't taking autism seriously enough
these people clearly cannot function and shouldn't belong to a normal society

>>715300028
>kungfufruitcup
It should've been me...

>>715289570
dude I was fucking eating. wtf

>>715299819
Kalergi ain't even a Jewish name. It comes from Crete where they were powerful aristocrats during the Byzantine empire.

>>715300241
Most people really

>>715291813
The insecurity aura is overwhelming

>>715288443
>m-my grandma died of cancer a-and I m-might die too, please give me money :(
>BING BING WAHOO!

>>715299778
that's probably period blood. embarrassing RIP

>>715300318
>dyed hair
she was so close to be perfect

>>715299778
>>715300463
I'm glad I'm not a girl

>>715289878
Why would he just bolt lmao

>>715300241
kek
yeah right
i cannot imagine a place where women would feel more uncomfortable at

>>715295493
no, that was never a thing. This haircut sucked back then too

>>715290013
Bags of sand

>>715296234
Incels don't use social media

>>715289108
>>715289570
>>715289772
>>715290742
>>715291619
>>715291813
>>715292469
>>715292567

why are there so many trannys at GDQ events? Im not even passing judgment or anything but what on earth would make speedrunning old videogames some sort of social even for them? I occasionally look at ESA and there's just tons more "normal" people, of both sexes despite the subject matter being the same autistic hobby

>>715292567
fuck is wrong with you niggas aaaahh

>>715299452
>>715288978
Why are they wearing the same outfit?

>>715300475
The height difference I deserve

>>715300780
this is what happens when you stop shoving them into lockers and give them awards for existing

>>715300747
The black pill is that trannies were always apart of GDQ. Withhelde had been at events going as far back as 2013.

>>715287996
I wouldn’t have shaken either who knows where that’s been

>>715301031
He's a big guy

>>715289878
I thought he was playing it up until he continued running after the fall

>>715301031
He somehow salvaged it. Poor guy

I'd rather deal with annoying women than troons. Anyone who says otherwise is an enabler.

>>715301031
Honestly kind of wholesome

>>715289570

>>715301074
For (you)

>>715301031
this comes across as hes gay and they are friends and this is like their secret handshake vibes.

>>715301006
not so much of a blackpill, they are autists with access to the internet, it could only ever end one way.

>>715301031
I feel bad for these guys God damn.
NEVER simp

>>715288106
My fuarking hero......

>>715290119
i need the pastebin

>>715290073
Ah yes, someone else filming you and using your phone to post things is really hard
>>715300675
Plenty of them on twitter. also 4chan and forums like kiwi farms are pretty much social media, you just get the dopamine rush from replies instead of likes
You sound like a faggot

>>715290361
now this is good cringe

>>715291308
>>715291810
>>715299798
>guy is seated away from you
>goes out of his way to reach over and shake your hand like this is sunday mass
>act reasonably confused and put off
>the guy fucking grimaces and slowly curls his hand into a fist like he's resisting the urge to murder you
>gives a condescending thumbs up at the end
Nah the guy was a sperg who shouldn't leave his house.

>>715291170
>DILLON! YOU SON OF A BETCH

>>715288978
Can you blame him?

>>715291170
The handshake that solved racism
The stampede that defeated feminism

>>715289108
>What do women act like? Right, I think they typically curtsy after they play video games

>>715289197
>At least the Dashcon ballpit never crippled anybody.
Several marriage proposals actually occurred at the Dashcon 2 ballpit last week.

>>715301515

>>715289108
Reluctantly would

>>715301403
X has not been a social media for years. FFS, even Facebook is used as a feed reel by 90% of people nowadays.
>4chan and forums like kiwi farms are pretty much social media
Either trolling or retarded.

>>715292469
what do you call two niggas fuckin

>>715301451
>>715301515
stuff like this makes me think that there is legit a massive mental health crisis in men, far beyond inceldom and all that shit

look at how these faggots interact with women, it's the most alien shit ever only surpassed by maybe, Indians. I wholeheartedly believe that if you have any sort of mental problem or are anywhere close to autism, you shouldn't be allowed on the Internet or social media

>>715289570

it is actaully hilarious how many trannies are in speedrunning, I cant even fathom the fact that retards could go to these events and tolerate breathing the same air as them let alone the smell

its must be a form of torcher.

>>715290632
What is the source? You fuckers post this all the time and never share the source

>>715301681
I'm sorry for calling you a faggot anon but you really don't seem too self aware

>>715289878

>>715288106
This is one of my favorites. Thanks for posting anon.

>>715293058
This is art. Cause it makes it look like the cameraman is also a sperg who got distracted by boobs.

>>715288106
Based stimchad

>>715288443
>knitting intensifies

>>715291813
Shouldn't wear glasses like these with a nose like that

>>715292567
fuck. a quick adjustment would have been socially acceptable but this dude is fucking DIGGING

Kino thread

>>715296837
>>715296309
>>715294795
I also immediately thought this was a tranny

>>715290000
checked

>>715292469
Why are black people so fucking gay these days?

>>715300747
>>715301006
>>715301268
Speedrunnign innately acquires some form of autism and for you to be a hikki (unless you're only into games where the "speedrun" is less than a minute and not actually that competitive, or is mostly just focused on playing a singular game well).
This is why high score autism on arcade and atari titles is mostly filled with normal people, since that's just focused on skill at the game itself. Also why some subsets of speedrunning like Goldeneye (a decade ago) had more typical autists, like the high school mathalete types. The only full game speedruns that lack a large tranny/SEVERE autist presences are probably RE and SH since the games are already intended to be speedrun.

But also, tranny shit just always existed in autist spaces. Guys weren't being entirely "ironic" about dressing up as Leia or Maetel.

>>715291786
She also has a Mother x Son roleplay video that she gets stuck and gets creampied by her son that I nutted so fucking hard

>>715302275
Because the stereotypical gangsta thug has been demonized for years by consumer media until it became a racial stereotype on the level of the shuckin' in jivin' types or the friendly jazz players

>>715288978
This was ages ago. I wonder how many more cushion-sniffs he's added to the list since this was recorded.

>>715287983 (OP)
Gamers, both men and women, are so socially awkward it's fucking cringe. I went to a gaming/anime/music convention and I felt like the odd one out because of how normal I was there. I even went to talk with game developers are they were socially awkward when I'm asking them simple questions about the game. Like a bunch of nervous fucks. I even remind them that we're just talking, nothing more. Fuck gamers holy shit. Can't even say hello without them having a fucking spazzing out like fucking tards.

>>715291170
Time-traveller Jerry Lawson meets a Bad Future John Carmack

>>715299452
How long until the trannies at these event starts banning real women out of spite?

>>715301513
the only lingering scent would be BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPs
>>715302423
he could be so prolific that he becomes a cushion-sniffing urban legend, like the Ybor City shoe-licker

>>715288978
>wearing a shirt with a literal boob window
it's just like my japanese animes

>>715289570
Eh, would with a condom and 4 beers

>>715289108
>Le upskirt fetishists worst nightmare

>>715289108
Just a pervert. A male pervert.

>>715302562
because part of the tranny bible is to mock women and make them uncomfortable
plus no real women is ever going to step foot in these willingly

>>715302713
Man

>>715301608
Didn't this guy troon out too

>>715288106
actual chad

>>715303067
he is living a normal life

>>715302713
This wasn't actually during a run, right? If I recally this was during a break in programming or something.

>tfw sperg
>parents failed me completely
>on the verge of going homeless
what do I do
no one cares about me because I'm not a girl

>>715303067
No, he gave up his old twitter account and it was hijacked by a chibifag trying bismirch caveman's name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvE-p3LRcFE

>>715303196
It's in reverse

>>715289425
No need for le research paper. Same as anime and trooning out. Or furries and trooning out.
It is just heavy shared autism comorbidity in both communities.

>>715303203
Troon out
It's your only hope

>>715303289
the only thing that needs to be researched is what can anyone do about autism

>>715287983 (OP)
He's literally me. That's literally me. I know this feeling so well.

>>715303369
I'm losing medicaid, I can't

>>715303393
We already know the answer and it's bullying

>>715288106
Alpha shit

>>715294873
Dude in the blue shirt behind them cast a spell over the entire room.

>>715288894
>It's so annoying, she follows me around everywhere.

>>715290119
What was the story here again?

>>715291786
based

>>715303519
Mormon couple went to a GDQ marathon and the wife got gangbanged by a bunch of nerds, among which was the husband's best friend

>>715303456
Start spamming burpees. You're about to enter the PvP zone.

>>715303457
nigger if you can't function and can't support yourself what the fuck do you expect society to do for you

>>715292829
toddbros...

>>715289108
Shoot this degenerate faggot in the head in Minecraft

>>715288894
GIWTWM

>>715303647
>Mormon couple
>GF is a whore
Every time

>>715303658
Be kind?

>>715288443
knitler

>>715303658
Get in the locker, nerd

>>715288978
>>715299452
what is it with these decently-attractive, real biological women showing up a speedrunning events? they're very out of place there

>>715303457
>>715303747
>durr why are there school shootings

>>715302324
>some form of autism
you don't need to go that far to have the answer you know
GDQ accept them -> they go where they are accepted
not rocket science

>>715292469
People actually pretend this is normal behavior

>>715303736
>Couple
>Woman is a whore
Every time

>>715301743
>stuff like this makes me think that there is legit a massive mental health crisis in men,
There is. Spergs are flooding the streets.

>>715303784
dumb women who want attention and then immediately regret it when they see the caliber of men that give them attention

>>715303808
we had less school shootings when bullying was a thing
people need to stop celebrating mental illness

>>715293569
I don't have to, because it's well known that she smells like tuna

>>715289108

>>715301893
>>715290895
context is that some guy took a creepshot video of a girl at a convention
that's most likely his tag in the bottom right, some people tag videos like this
that's it

>>715303747
oh push me harder, daddy >:3

>>715303784
So they can get fucked hard and impregnated at the hotel by a group of fat sweaty speedrunning ojisans

>>715290632
saving this webm for the next time someone tells me jiggle physics in games aren't realistic

>>715303457
>>715303658
NTA and bullying is le bad but autistics really don't and often just can't understand what is acceptable and good (including for themselves) the nice way so there is only one option left.
I mean it made an insecure, neurotic schizoid trainwreck but at least I am not a mutilated tranny.
It sucks but pretending the world is a nice place, doesn't make it so.

>>715296654
Lovare. Don't get too excited, it's shapewear - the devil's work - doing most of the heavy lifting.

>>715295137
Be nice. The dude probably shaved his butt-hair and it has started growing out again.

>>715292652
Did not know Tarja Halonen was into DDR. Nice!

>>715291813
he looks kinda like chudjak

>>715289108
I knew I recognized this fucker

Was this posted?

>>715293314
Damn. That camera guy filming was so close getting his shit pushed in by Umbrella Rose.

I'm autistic
how do I become a functional member of society and get a girlfriend
even autistic girls at anime cons reject me

>>715304592
Literally can't

>>715304471
>Was this posted?

>>715304332

>>715304592

Get a job that values autistic people. If you arent a complete social retard, then the rest will work itself out.

>>715304713
Chris chan did
you have no fucking excuse

>>715297662
You're right, anon
Now speedrunning has like no trannies in it at all

>>715291813
hes cute

>>715293196
that run was really funny
dude was near death

>>715288894
Hot as fiuck.

>>715288671
KEK, stupid bitch

>>715302713
>>715302852
>>715303196
The .gif is reversed, the room actually started empty and then filled up during the course of the run. One of the most wholesome things to ever happen at a GDQ.

>>715304960
>>715288671
having a porn whore break her ass in something other than porn is so hillarious that it makes me think that God is up there and loves to laugh with us

>>715294378

>>715304720
what jobs are those
I've literally never had a job
I've never applied for a job

>>715292469
The bucks are breaking themselves

>>715295847
This tranny porn shit is always surreal to read about, didn't Jean "Ella" Hollywood quit porn because he was raped by a nigger on set or something like that?

>>715289258
>sweaty pits
HOT

>>715304592
>autistic girls
>at anime cons
If you're asking out girls in cosplay, you're aiming too high.
The cosplayers, much like the people at the raves or lounging in the food court, or lounging a the various truck parties, are there for casual sex or attention.
If you want a girlfriend, get a couple professional photos, then some photos of you just doing whatever it is you do (for the love of God, do not get 8 photos of you doing the same thing in all of them, and especially not fishing), make a dating account where you clearly state your positive qualities, and try that method.

Why did they make GDQ so sterile?

The cringekino was what made it so special.

Seeing IRL nerds sperg out was legendary, now everything is safe and there's troons everywhere.

>>715299452
would sniff chair/10

>>715300540
hows that prostate doing, anon? We'll see how things fare into your 40s and 50s and 60s.

>>715304592
>and get a girlfriend
If you have to ask this, I am afraid you don't have any options besides beta bucks if poor, trophy wife if rich. Honestly you can just wait a few years until sex bots arrive.
>how do I become a functional member of society
If you don't have any essential social skills, get a spergy but social hobby like TGC where you can interact with people and develop some skills. The standards for "acceptable social functioning" tends to be a bit lower in these places as well.
Then move on to getting a job and working on your carrier. DO NOT RELAX while interacting with people there, you would inevitably spill spagetti or commit a faux pas as an autist. Don't go full retard the other way and constantly be anxious neither.
Gonna be very difficult as an adult, already was very difficult for me in high school but theoretically possible.

>>715305272
Trannies.

>>715293391
>>715293453
back to 3rd grade you actual retards

>>715305206
>especially not fishing
I feel personally attacked.

Would it kill these fucking nerds to dress properly and not be so fucking vile? Why are so many of them so fat? Speedrunners, smash players, animefags are all cut from the same cloth. They're disgusting.

>>715301743
Women are generally more social, they are better off than men in a world of social media and always being online. Not to mention men have been satirized and belittled ever since the success of the feminist movement.

Women are suffering too, but most of said women aren't in the public eye or are lusted after by fellow autist. Love is hard, life sucks, and, most importantly...

It will only get worse.

>>715293304
I think it started as a joke but the stumbling and ass leak wasn't planned

>>715293754
copeland?

>>715304592
do you have the math autism or the pokemon autism?

>>715293754
What the fuck is that on his teeth?

>>715305272
i mean several trannies wormed their way into the staff so that should be obvious

>>715305168
Was it rape?
Is it stealing if I open a can from the 12-pack in the store if I pay for the whole thing later?

>>715305156

Loads of autists in IT or some kind of filing for a major company. I know undiagnosed autists who had a wife and kids. Sometimes the wife is an autist but many times over you end up with someone in conjunction with the people you work with. As long as you are a likable autist and not one they find creepy. The women will set you up or you end up finding someone through some function or another.

>>715304471
Its really funny when autist clearly take on the mannerisms of anime characters because they are so poorly socialized they dont even know how people act.

>>715305536
>wormed their way
The staff are the same, the same nerds trooned out you mean.

>>715305272
corpo-shills and trannies wormed their way into the staff and corrupted the event from within

sumichu is one of them

>>715288106
Puwexil's got game.

>scrolling down the thread
>most of this shit isn't even from speedrunning
for fucks sake guys

>>715304471
How do autismos like this even manage to leave home unsupervisioned

>>715305432
You know the answer. They’re locomotive enthusiasts.

>>715305471
>It will only get worse.
i think we haven't seen the worst but it willl improve

as people shake off the programming, there is going to be a lot of people who are going to realize they were scammed and are left infertile, alone and broke

>>715298910
his sucking nip cock

Vile

>>715305789
oh stephanie sterling! god i want her to crush my head with her thighs

>>715304592
>how do I become a functional member of society and get a girlfriend
Just looksmaxx
Autism doesn't matter if you're attractive, rather than think you're weird or creepy people will find your quirks charming if you're hot

>>715305789
kek, are they a fan of godzilla 1998 double cringe.

>>715287983 (OP)

>>715305471
Social media is actually destroying the younger generation of women, not helping. They go there for attention but instead get completely fucked by algorithms and crab behavior and all the worst women do to other women. Men (according to the study I’m paraphrasing) go to social media when they’re bored and have nothing better to do, which isn’t good but also means you have something going through your mind before immediately seeking validation and social connection.

>>715305572
but I'm uneducated and have no skills

>>715305536
Is this the ugliest tranny of all time?

>>715305789

Why is he holding the mini Belials from Basket Case 3? Is the commentary that he is the basket case?

>>715305206
I made a profile and I get no hits

>>715305659
>Complains about thread quality
>reposts

>>715305328
You will ACK before you even reach your 40s

>>715306056
do what my sister did. go out. she met her boyfriend at a bar, and she wasnt even looking for anything.

>>715305965
>Social media is actually destroying the younger generation of women, not helping.
Never said it was helping, their problems are simply less opaque and a product of recent shit (such as Steve Niggerman's IPhone). Most of this shit was either not a problem, or much less severe before 2008.

>>715305493
what does that mean

>>715305995
>but I'm uneducated and have no skills

Listen if you are going to stay with your parents all your life and not even have the effort to go to one social function then you are fucked. You wont meet a cute autist on the street who asks for your number just because you have a Berserk t shirt. You dont even leave the house for that happen.

>>715306157
>just be a woman and get approached
all women should be killed

>>715306187
autism about fandom shit or autism about math nerd shit, basically.

>>715306307
i care more about not fucking starving and being homeless than some bitch

>>715306314
alright, i can use myself as an example. i had MILFs hitting on me at bars, resorts, etc. and this was all WAY before i trooned out. i was always built like a twink and older women like that i guess.

>>715305659
>most of this shit isn't even from speedrunning
I'm the OP and I don't care

>>715291308
>>715297841
It's a little strange to shake hands in an informal setting, to be honest. If you're introducing yourself at a wedding or a company picnic, sure, but an intergender handshake at a speedrunning event? Incredibly weird, indicative of both his autism and his intentions.

>>715306381

Then why even ask for advice? Stay at home and be a mooch. Sell your games and hire a prostitute if you have enough social know how to do even that.

>>715300318
Ew. Bitch got fat after the left picture.

>>715305206
>just bee urself
lmao

>>715301006
>

>>715306651
it worked for me. one woman at the bar one night was all over me because she liked that i look like McLovin' from Superbad. i was just being my normal autistic self, wasnt even trying to flirt.

>>715306773
>but i did eat breakfast this morning
lol

>>715306449
bitch your advice sucks. if you're attractive ppl are going to approach you (unless you're TOO attractive). look at the people posted in this thread, they look like shit. that's what most people look like. just existing doesn't work for ugly ppl

>>715292170
He definitely started to chub up there. You can see the gears turning as he searches for a way to subtlely conceal his impending boner.

>>715306905
i knew a fat, frumpy looking guy who ended up marrying a hot chick because he was just good to her. looks really dont matter, its all about confidence.

presented without comment

>>715306651
It's not "being yourself" it's showing BASIC INTERESTS.
A picture of you at the library or you at the bar or you at the gym, shit like that. It's all candid vanity shots, not just YOU retard.

>>715307108
YOU, Stinky virgin. Just be CONFIDENT. You really don't get it, huh?

I remember getting a random tomohawk on black ops and being like "OOOOOHHH!" My dad walked past my room and started doing impressions of me and called me sad

>>715292469

>>715307108
so she married him cause he makes money and keeps a roof over her head, not every person has that. Like me for example i'm on social security and currently owe $250 a month to Affirm for the next year and a half and have to pay $500 for rent. No woman is gonna go out with my broke ass.

>>715305092
I didn’t know she did porn, I don’t watch porn but only jack off to hentai lolis
I just thought she looked like a stupid bitch while breaking her ass

>>715307203
no, i get it. confidence is what women. people in general, really. look for. you could be the most autistic faggot and talk a chicks ear off about pokemon or sonic or whatever, but if youre confident enough to even approach her to do that, youre in her good books.

>>715302275
eugenics/buck breaking.

>>715293019
4u it's a women. for the rest of us, just a fat faggot

>>715307286
So fix it instead of engaging in selfpity online fag. Not even trying to be mean but goddamn you literally know the solution to your problem. Get off your ass and work for it

>>715307409
i'm on social security because I can't work so idk wtf you're talking about.

>>715307286
im a NEET living off disability checks and had a muscle mommy sending me nudes constantly at one point.

>>715298925
Poor Abbie, what a waste.
>>715298910
>>715299242
Being good at Networking, demonstrating they're a team player/shill, and like it or not a good chunk of people find Suzi cute. You'd have to be an idiot to still be confused as to why they keep getting gigs with companies that see those as positives.

>>715307108
Based frumper.

>>715307575
good for you? not everyone is that lucky.

>>715307364
this is fucking stupid. you're hopeless. living with the privilege of not being an ugly retard has made you completely oblivious to the struggles of ugly people. im not ugly myself, but ive seen the way they live, the way the world treats them. it doesn't matter if you're confident or smart or good at something, being ugly means that you will be seen and treated with pity at best

>>715307680
its not luck, though. its just being enough of a subby bitch that muscular women see you as a fun plaything lmao

>>715307364
Improve on his actions.
>>715287983 (OP)
> if youre confident enough to even approach her to do that, youre in her good books.
btfo'd by a bazillion videos of pua retards spamming pick up lines at random women.

>>715307773
yea i'm not a sub and refuse to be one.

>>715305206
But I don't do shit except my very insular uninteresting hobbies not gaming also I have no friends so how do I even get pics?

>>715307770
i look like Fogle from Superbad, im not attractive lmao

>>715296891
probably him failing so hard at a basic bing bing wahoo platforming challenge.
>>715297052
that's the one.

>A battle between obtuse retards and incredulous incels
This will get nowhere, and it never was, you're on 4chan.

>>715307857
You spend way more time with the professional photographer, they have sets you can use for this shit.

>>715308204
How much does that shit cost?

>>715308483
A lot

my issue is even if a woman were interested in me I don't do anything impressive for the woman to stay I literally just sit on my ass all day either playing Diablo 2 or WoW and I don't play them competitevly or speedrun either of them, I play casual as fuck. Right now i'm literally on a server in WoW where you can solo everything, thats not impressive at all. Women would think i'm the most boring mother fucker every alive. I also have a shitty taste pallete and don't go to fancy resturaunts. I listen to fucking ear licking ASMR daily and coom once every 3 to 4 days. Like what kind of woman would want me? None thats who, also even if I were gay no man would want me either.

>>715308673
Then be better

>>715308673
Jesus Christ, anon. Get a grip. You're making the just be confident anon have a point. If you want to improve then make a plan and follow through. If not then become an ASMR ear licking chad and learn to be comfortable in your own skin. You got this.

>>715308673
also i'm by no means a fat fuck that can't get out of bed easily or go up my stairs to shower I do walk to the store and back at least once a week and walk around my house to get in exercise.
>>715308753
Don't know how i've tried to find other things to be interested in I literally don't care about anything cept Diablo and WoW and ASMR. I have tried to get rid of these habbits and replace them but everything else is just fucking boring to me.
>>715308871
I like ASMR but I would never do it.

>>715308673
women literally don't care about personality or being "interesting" at all, it's all looks.
just be tall and handsome

>>715287996
looks trans

>>715308994
ASMR enjoyer is what I meant. A Chad ASMR enjoyer.

You guys dont really want women. You want an object that will validate your feelings and bring you comfort. Women want that too and you arent interested in reciprocating so they arent interested.

>>715309032
>be tall
i'm 5'9
>be hansome
i'm balding and I know how women hate bald men.
>be a dilf
I do not want children nor do I want to be called dad.
>>715309091
how does that help me get anyone? also I literally don't even get tingles anymore I don't know why I still listen desu.

>>715309227
By being comfortable it shows you know what you're about and you're okay if someone doesn't like it.