Thread 715291868

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Previous: >>715285604

im straight btw

Oh god I'm so sorry, I didn't see the new thread

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>>715290676
>>715290676
>>715290676

miggin'

do NOT play celeste

Is he in?

>>715291868 (OP)
asian dude is constantly waiting for other dude to catchup, especially during the LEVEL select screen. How is this a race ???

>>715292342
should be its own category

>>715292241
they base the run off in game time (seen top left)
>>715292617
>>715292342
all the top celeste speed runners are cisgender men

MDMA or Coke, what you reckon she’s on?

Rubie's exactly the type who can do tears on demand.

>Black man crying too
Stop
You can't one up ruby
Its just not possible

I don't GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE PLAY SOME FUCKING VIDYA YOU ASS CLOWNS.

>we have cried
over fucking prizes? who gives a shit

>Cunt crying
shut fhe fuck up we want to see Mario

nothing will ever top that RPG Limit Break trauma dump finale that went on into the middle of the night

Last GDQ by the way

you're shitty art shills whats with the emotional goodbye

I'M CRYING

Reminder this guy trying to farm sympathy is banned from ESA for being a sexual predator

JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES

bros rubie crying is making me hurt

Why are they crying lmao

Bobbeigh's a rapist right?

>20 minutes until SM64
WHATTH EUFKCK

Rate the fake crying

>>715295109
>FUCK YOUR PHONE BITCH
You love to see it.

>>715295086
>PLAY SOME FUCKING VIDYA
This year is clearly their transition (see what I did there) into GDQ being just a variety show, with gaming as just one of the many content skits they do

>>715295059
Aspergers.

>>715295192
it's making this guy hot and bothered

this must be the last gdq

These people are so fake and gay.

I'M CRYING CHAT BECAUSE TRANS ARE A GIFT TO THIS RIGHT WING WORLD

very strange segment

I can't lie, I no longer hate Game & Shout. He's grown on me over the years, even though WE'VE GOT POKEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>715295179
>this guy trying to farm sympathy is banned from ESA for being a sexual predator
Chat, is this true?

>>715134671
>>715134795
There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!

see that's the core of the problem with these folks, sometimes hate is NOT foolish, sometimes you have to bear down and get mad to get things done.

>>715295209
Yep, and to get banned from ESA for something like that is a feat in of itself after the Lovare and other staff stories.

migged

>Stupid over emotional circle jerk soapboxing
>Over an event that's gonna come back in 6 months
These people are egotistical as fuck. Bro just say "This has been a blast, you guys make this event so fun, here's to this GDQ and to next AGDQ 2026 with more prizes and more fun!"
It's not hard.

But seriously…. What does the balatro sweater look like?

>>715295291
based coomer

>>715295387
Just say eat, sleep, game, repeat

I rate that segment a Z

>>715295376
um that's bad because life should only be good happy feelings and being good to everyone and nice and sunshine and sparkles!
Average leftist brain

I'M MR. GAMEANDSHOUT AND I CHEATED ON MY WIFE!

>>715295387
they know they have squandered all the goodwill and went extra aggro on all the t-word shit, so this might as well be a goodbye for them

>>715295208
Keizaron ruins girl’s lives. She joins a long list of sabotaged chicks

>mario kart in 3 hours
how much more stalling

>and trans wrongs!
>WOOOOOOOOO

>making a dupe thread FOURTEEN minutes late
just search gdq and refresh the catalog before hitting Post good lord this isnt rocket surgery
Posting in a Celeste OP for most of SM64 now ffs

What are you guys gonna do once the event is over?

>trans wrongs
kek

>trans rights, trans lefts, and trans wrongs
Are you sure you were supposed to read that one, chief?

>>715295467

I mig

>>715295487
>celeste a C
surprised, was it not "trans rights" every 30 seconds?

>>715295337
That's what an ESA staff said yeah

>>584855710
wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose

>>715295487
With whom?

Mig

>>715295535
do some research on how i can advance trans rights

>>715295510
I wouldnt be surprised if they are on Nintendo's payroll and are obligated to both play it and make it look like people demand they play it

niggas crying like they're dying

>>715295535
Unpack all my shit. I'm moving tomorrow.

WE migGAAN

>>715295467
>>715295551
Shame those are never going to happen again.

>>>>>>>>>>>>hear more about trans rights than the actual charity this marathon is raising money for
MANY such cases

I honestly am completely numb to the whole trans thing at this point.
Can't even hate it anymore, just completely neutral.
If you want to cut your dick off an wear a wig, fuck it, go for it.

>>715295589
what did i miss?

>>715295505
Speaking of keizaron, what happened to that faggot? Haven't seen him all event when usually he's on the main team with spike and kungfatfruitcunt

Did I miss something?
In that last segment, the hosts were implying that some horrible shit has been happening behind-the-scenes that has made the past week a horrible nightmare
What the fuck is the problem? Something in their inner circle?
Is it just the usual shit like tech issues, or is it something more serious like criminal accusations or a lawsuit?

>>715295590
protomagicalgirl

>>715295535
I downloaded all the runs I missed so I'm gonna watch them on my own time.
>Why not just watch them on YouTube?
I refuse to ever give GDQ views.

>>715295589
I'm a sperg but this seems really fake / non genuine to me

>>715295487
Only 19 tranny runs? Should be much higher for trans rights

>>715295496
I guess so

Man I can't even imagine what kind of freakshow the next gdq will be. They somehow have to top it every time.

>Pizzas almost ready
>SM64 almost started
comf, COMF

>>715295535
Chill out with my girlfriend, occupy myself till ASM.

Can someone catch me up why the chick and black guy were blubbing while holding hands, did they have a stillbirth or something?

>>715295659
Mr Game and Shout went on a racist rant

120 stars is gonna be good, right?

I think like 5 or so years back the jokes about this being a tranny event were hyperbole.
I don't think it's hyperbole anymore. It's literally more important to them than the charity.

>>715295658
They mindbroke you

>Ruby's life is in shambles
I can fix her

>>715295498
I don’t think i’ve heard/seen that retarded non-statement in my entire life combined as much as i’ve heard it yelled this gdq

>>715295673
Cucked by a ghost unironically.

>>715295696
A rare moment of genuine regret

Sent is spinning in his grave

>>715295573
Nope, runners and couch were all regular dudes and there were only a couple of tranny dono's. Everybody was shocked

>>715295696
look at their body-language here lmao

>>715295674
There's a member of staff who has been posting in these threads but I wouldn't be surprised if even he doesn't know

>>715295625
>he thinks tendies need to be paid to act like their precious megacorporation's advertisers

>>715295589
Well you know this isn't surprising GDQ would hire a dude with a history of being a sexual assaulter.
The entire staff is just fucked up people who try to convince others to transition.

>>715295635
Dumb beaver. They are supposed to wait every few seconds to listen for the wood falling. He's a disgrace to his kind

>>715295693
they're just sad cause it's over

>added another limy run last minute
goddam i have seen way too much of that guy this week

>Cheering for trans rights
>In the year where they've regressed more than ever.
Huh, I guess just shouting a slogan is pointless

thats a lotta empty seats

Objectively speaking, when do you think this event lost it's way? Only answer if you've watched since at least 2013.

>>715295589
Take a fucking acting class, the both of you. If you sold like that on my set I’d tag you for real.

Is that his mom on the couch?
Based AF

>>715295535
Watch back the ones I'm interested in watching but missed on yt.

Lol what the fuck, where is Suigi

NOW THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING SPEEDRUN

>>715295535
watch reruns of the runs i've missed and kill myself until flame fatales

Is that Michael Jackson?

>sm64
>not cheese, sig, or puncay
No thanks

I'm your announcer for the next hour

>>715295816
its because that log has been cut down almost completely, so it doesnt fall slowly like a regular tree

why why why why why why why why why why why

Holy shit whos the hotty on the right side of the couch???

>>715295701
i guess i just don't understand who "he" is that he is referring to lol

>>715295625
Why do you think every game presented from an AAA company is some elaborate paid advertisement scheme.
Go take your meds bro. They saved the new hot game for the end of the marathon like they always do because they want to capitalize on FOTM hype.

any DNF's?

Hmmm let’s check out these speedr-TRANS RIGHT TRANS RIGHTS TRANS LEFTS TRANS WRONGS TRANS TRANS TRANS TRAAAAAAAAANS

>>715295798
oh shit, maybe i'll watch the vod then. i like the game, it's just usually too annoying to watch at GDQ

>we saved ONE minute on this hour and a half speedrun, therefore it MUST be approved for another GDQ run
Are these people serious

I didn't know Mrs. Doubtfire played Mario

>>715295658
Not caring is probably the healthiest thing, or at least healthier than being furious about it all the time and it never being far from your thoughts.

>>715295750
kek

>>715295535
Wait for RTA next month of course

>>715295859
Since the very beginning.

Wait, where's the drum kit?

Beeve is #15 in the leaderboards. I hope he can actually cook. Also tranny and milli vanilli on the couch

>>715291868 (OP)
I'm in

>>715295902
Built for modding community Discords

>>715295923
tbf, 15th in a game like Mario 64 is not that bad

This couch scares me.

>>715295923
nice pic, migger
15th isn't that bad anyways

GDQ attracts only the best quality runners

ohhh
what are you gonna do about that?
*snicker*

>>715295986
fuck off autismo

Time foe the comfiest category of the comfiest run

why is tommy wiseau there in the couch???

>>715295901
>sig
hasn't run at a marathon in a decade. actually did see him run at an online relay thing during covid put together by ludwig, was surprised he did it

>>715295985
i still appreciate your method of cropping

i'm ready

>>715295968
ASM is Monday, Dogwater is Friday, we got actual speedruns for a while longer.

Can I have a speedrun without everyone shouting trans rights? is like turning this comunity into thinking there is at least 50% trans runners

>>715295993
Built for managing a nucular power plant from home.

>>715295674
I hope its something JUICY

>>715295923
The record holder is literally at the event by the way, so don't start this narrative of how no one good comes to GDQ.

>>715295985
I mean it's at that stage where it's so fat it's gender ambiguous so.. kind of successful tranny?

Is there a requirement to have at least 2 trannies for a run to be accepted???

>>715295750
what did forsen do to her

>>715295923
It’s one of the most competitive speedrun games so that’s not bad.
What is bad is that Suigi is literally there and he’s the undisputed king of Mario 64 and should be on the couch.

>>715296058
Comfy cat :3

>>715295968
watch ASM with us

trannies that dont even try to change their voices are so strange

>>715295859
When they started handing out the nonsense anti-fun bans in the mid 10's.

>>715296049
mario 64 has like thousands of runners
honestly seeing this made me more interested in the run than before

>>715295923
not that bad considering this is one of the most popular speedruns ever. still don't know why someone in the top 10 isn't running, unless none of them submitted

>>715295981
The missing moments in the Epstein video

>>715295985
to be fair i thought it was just an ugly fat woman here, the difference between the genders gets less noticeable the higher the weight

>>715296092
Why are trans rights an issue for you?

>>715296113
idk but whatever he did, it's really sad

>>715295906
smart little buggers

no wonder humanity still regularly gets rekt by them when they regularly sabotage hydrological planning

>>715296049
That's not that bad of a difference

>>715295535
play Death Stranding 2

>>715295803
Do most of the staff secretly hate all the tranny shit and barely tolerate it in order to avoid getting canceled?

>BING BING WAHOO
Finally some good fucking food.

>>715296092
>Can I have a thread without everyone complaining about trans rights?
Stop being a mentally weak pussy and watch the runs faggot

>>715296049
Sorry the other 14 are all banned for not saying trans rights

Do you prefer 70 star or 120 star?

>>715295859
When the chat became sub-only, which was in 2017 IIRC

>>715296092
Don't worry, 41% of those shouters will be gone by next Summer.

>120 star bing bing wahoo 64
>THC
Gonna be lit

>>715296168
Who the fuck is she?

>>715295829
I hate him. Call me racist, but the way he behaved during his run, while commentating, and during the game show just reminds me of every single poorly behaved, attention-seeking socioeconomically disadvantaged kid I've had the displeasure of working with when I was a teacher. I clocked his behavior even before he stole the button during the game show. They're not bad kids 90% of the time, they just have bad parents.

Repeat after me:
TRANS
RIGHTS
ARE
HUMAN
RIGHTS

>>715295750
>Fuck up in a game
>Raise my hand up and look at the invisible camera
She just like me fr

>>715296049
2mins behind world-best in a 1h30min speedrun is very good, shut up

Imagine having the best Mario 64 player of all time at your event and not even having him run

>>715296061
he's a professional fastrunner

>>715296208
120

>>715296049
how many people are on the leaderboard tho? probably still a top 1% runner

QRD on this ass to mouth event some of you keep bringing up?

Why they gotta ruin the last bastion of speedrunning with more couch troons????

>>715296208
probably 70. 120 is iconic though

>>715296208
70, 120 star gets a big boring after awhile
70 is more interesting

I HECKIN LOVE MARIO!!

Haha that is really cool

>>715296240
It's a competitive as fuck game.
But the record holder is also in the venue so I don't really get it.

>>715296240
How much slower is it than first place?

Why is there no Super Wario 64?

>>715295859
Banning bonesaw for owen wilson jokes

>>715295923
>>715296049
15th in 120 star is legitimately impressive

that said suigi is at the event so... ???????

>>715296208
70

>>715296075
based and mips-pilled

>>715295187
All indoor cats?

>>715296245
Show me 1 tranny at this event that looks like this

>>715296264
>Guys I don't know how to Google, tell me about this event but it probably sucks lol but tell me about it anyway
Can't imagine how insufferable you are in your little discord group

>>715296252
Suigi refused to run live because he'd be exposed for the cheat that he is

miggin slowly

live choking in progress

>>715296264
Worst event by far in viewership numbers. Trannies everywhere, most runs are either boring or terrible.

suigi is a leaf?? wtf???

Mario sisters...2 chokes in the last inute...

How do you look like that and not change your mind? Why do you want to look like 70 year old grandma?

disaster run

Fat people should not wear a dress, biological male or female. Looks fucking ridiculous, especially if you're trans.

>>715296357
>Show me 1 tranny at this event that looks like this

>>715296124
>10 hour FFX run
we'll see

>>715296208
120

>>715296208
Which one lets you backwards long jump to skip the last two areas? That one.

>>715296357
Impossible mode engaged.

>>715296164
They could be saying anything like that, black lives matter, trans rights, hearing any garbage like this shoehorned in literally like every five minutes is excruciating. I just wanna see fast video games and maybe the occasional freak or autist, I don't need to hear a bunch of faggots in drag desperately want attention for how victimized they are for taking their sexual perversions too far and how hard looking the way they do makes it even harder to find the perfect child since even the most impressionable child would see one of these freaks and run the other way.

>>715295059
Coke or some kind of amphetamine, but not MDMA.

>>715296325
If I was Suigi I’d just force myself on the couch (they’d let me because I’m fucking Suigi) and just say bullshit the whole time.

>>715296428
lol

>>715296049
Nigger he's only 2 minutes of WR of one of the most speedran games

Last migger!

>>715295875
>>715296117
>>715296340
>Suigi
reminder that he was one of the reasons why PACE ended

btw this is what 15th gets you, just constant flubs on basic strategies lol

>>715296401
would

This run reminds me that PACE has been permanently cancelled due to some SM64 drama. Shame, I liked PACE as an event.

Choking already lmao

>>715295923
we had that blackie whose wolfenstein 2 run was losing to a 7 year old "fast lets play" type of run,i dont think the organizers really care

>>715296376
This. Can't wait for the eventual video on how he got caught cheating over some small detail that no one noticed for years

>he’s top 15!
he’s literally 15th so you’re not wrong i guess.

>>715296401
Genuine question, why do most trannies still wear masks?
It's 2025, cmon now.

Is that Tommy Wiseau?

>>715296473
>speedran
speedrunned

Although /v/ doesn't believe it: the BLJ is the greatest speedrun tech of all time

>that trick is really hard
yeah we know but people have been doing it for over a decade at this point
This runner is flopping big time. No excuse.

Why did he start with Bowser in the Dark World?

when will oceanside return?

I'm guessing she got another abortion or something.

>BLJ setup into Bowser from the get go
Is that really faster than hitting up BOB 1st star which you need to do eventually anyways?

>>715296391
They don't know how to be a woman, how to be flattering, or how to do anything.
All they know is women wear dresses, shave, and produce estrogen.

Also most good looking women clothing aren't made to fit men porportions, they couldn't fit in them even if they wanted to. So they have to wear either normal human clothing which is ambiguous, or dresses for really fat women or old women. The rest is too tight for them to wear.

>>715296479
I agree. Dude is talented but it would've been cool to get one of the top guys for such an iconic run. Getting a near flawless run for one of the last runs would've been great, but I guess GDQ can't attract top runners anymore since it's a dying event.

>>715296550
>>715296376
gonna need a QRD or you're getting anthrax in the mail

>>715296060
>clap through the pain

this runner lookin zesty

whose grandma is that on the couch

Whomp for Mario Kart World.

who the fuck is suigi

>>715296631
is this build achievable natty?

>have a gnarly shit
>come back
>see trannies

>>715296049
shut the fuck up you nazi chud

already choking

i saw a speedrunner to the wall clip star on this stage once and decided to try it myself. i got it on the first try and then never successfully got it again

>>715296562
Hides their obvious man face and potentially 5 o'clock shadow because they're too busy whining about rights they already have to go get permanent hair removal.

>>715296610
IIRC, it's a large reset point fucking up that trick. So they do it to get it out of the way first since they need to be perfect or reset.

>Already 2 chokes in 5 minutes
This is gonna be a kino run isn't it

>>715296674
a furry porn artist

>>715295859
2014 is when they went from a small room to a huge ass hotel ballroom, it never really got any better after that, just more corporate shit, more ads, more rules, more people getting banned.

>>715296596
who

>>715296340
People getting old. Gotta groom the new generation of speedrunners. If you saw Chronos was on couch for like 5 runs but only ran one. You gotta keep young people involved or else it'll just be a millennial CJ

>>715296610
It skips the star animation for opening the door normally, for whatever time that takes.

Finally, a fucking good run

>>715296573
>the BLJ is the greatest speedrun tech of all time
Nah, that'd be the bunny hop

this run is going swimmingly

>>715296573
Sorry kid, it's every single bomb-related trick in OoT / MM

>>715296610
yes because you can't get all the stars in BOB since you need the wing cap. They do that so they have the wing cap unlocked the first time they go to BOB.

>>715296734
Sadly he's too talented for a trainwreck but not good enough for flawless so we'll get an average run. What a bummer.

>>715296746
Why they gotta hold my man down like that?

Mario's gay and he's racist too
>Mario's gay and he's racist too
Mario's gay and he's racist too
>Mario's gay and he's racist too
Mario's gay and he's racist too
>Mario's gay and he's racist too

I know that Mario is gay and racist too and
Killed a little kid

I know that Mario had sex with other men
And he killed a little kid

I know that he is racist
And he is even gay too
I heard him say the N word
And then he
Killed a kid

I know that Mario is gay and racist too and
He killed a kid

I know that Mario had sex with other men
And he killed a kid

And
He had sex with other men other men
He had sex with many other men
He had sex with them an

He
Killed
A
Little
Child
With his bare hands
For
Fun

I know that Mario is gay and racist too and
Killed a little kid

I know that Mario had sex with other men
And he killed a kid

I know that he is racist
And he is even gay too
I heard him say the N word
And then he killed a
Kid too

I know that Mario is gay and racist too and
He killed a kid

I know that Mario had sex with other men
And he killed a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO7z2FYB_mo
https://vocaroo.com/1lVhJ5Wm8uuv

>>715295907
Hahaha, what a couch, Mark!

isn't that racist against wops?

Hate donations, lads

>>715296579
Honestly this. He hasn't done anything I haven't seen done in the past multiple times before. Not saying I can personally do it, but apparently many other speed runners are able to pull these things off pretty easily

>>715296356
One is outdoors, she absolutely despises being indoors, rest are inside.

>>715296738
2016 wasnt super great either tbqf but yeah i think 2017 was the turning point. just slowly got worse, hit rock bottom during covid, recovered a little bit after that but it just lost all of its steam.

Jesus, that toad on the couch has ruined his body with estrogen.

>>715295173
That looks more like laughter.

>>715296738
>boxes: the best kitty beds

BING BING WAHOO YAHOO

>>715296676
Not to an European.

born to poop, forced to hold it

>>715296562
Hides their manly jaws and facial hair. Not even kidding.

>>715296820
That was a good thread. The guy doing a toad imitation really went all out.

"Wahoo" one more time, fucker.
See what happens.

>>715296747
Why is plum a meme

>>715296893
dimitrus on staff

Now this is just raw fucking speedrunning. I’m here for it

>>715296208
16

>>715296820
I made a song in this thread. Good times.

Bing bing, he grabbed the coins
Bing bing, he yapped with joy
Bing bing, that awful toy
Bing bing, and Mario yelled "Wahoo"

>>715296747
sexo

I expect perfection in this game, this guy fucking sucks

Anyone else feeling over estimate incoming?

>>715296916
who knows

>>715296916
Because she is known for being heavily shilled at GDQ, and the game she was shilled with did really bad while her advertisement/song did really well and was really catchy.

First run that actually feels like a speedrun

Peter Steele back from the dead couching a fuckin mario run

i grew up on crash bandicoot and i never trooned out

coincidence?

>>715296893
wtf everybody poops

>>715297007
That would be Super Metroid

>>715296981
extremely unlikely. its a very generous estimate

>>715296902
I wish it was a requirement for Corvimale

What the fuck is the difference between a he/him and a he/they?

>>715297007
Did you miss mario 3?

>>715296981
>Anyone else feeling over estimate incoming?
You mean this run or the whole event?

>>715297016
yet

>>715296981
dude's PB is around 1h17m i think, i sure hope he doesn't choke for 30+ minutes

>>715296997
Not GDQ, ESA. I'm having a stroke.

>>715296997
>Plum
>Heavily shilled at GDQ
Wat.

>>715296208
I think the routing of which stars to do in 70 is more interesting than 120's routing, but I think I still prefer 120.

>>715297036
Never saw it because they put it on at 3am EU time

>>715297007
SMB3 was good.

>look over at stream cam
>man in a dress

>>715296747
the speedchud event

>>715296893
>>715297034
Must've hit a little too close to home.

>>715297016
i wish i could say the same

10 thousand dollars from the yetee....

>>715297012
Pete would never interact with trannies
Its why he did this cover song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_BW7PNwyGQ

>>715297049
>3600s timeout

This runner is 15th place

>10k from the yetee
>I didnt think id get to read two of these in one shift

>$10,000 from YETEE
They're having to start the fake donations so early

YETEE

TRANS RIGHTS

HOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEE

>>715297007
Try RE7.

he's going to choke carpetless multiple times, screengrab this post

KEEP SAYING IT

>Donation goal isn't met
>WOAAAAH 1 GORILLION DOLLARIDOOS FROM THE YETI

just gotta donate 10k 26 more times lmao

>trans rights
again?

>>715297016
Probably

TRANS RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS

yikes...

>>715297049
Latter one is used for fat people.

omfg can they shut up with that already? It's been a week

>>715297058
The weight limit of the poor poor sofa

>>715297016
I grew up jerking to vaniity and barbie woods and ts foxy and I didn't troon out.

Coincidence?

TRANS RIGHTS HELL YEAH

HEY YALL YETI HERE 1.2MIL DONO TRANS RIIIGHTS GET HOIIIIP!!

>>715296950
ZAMN, 16 STARS!?

A couple of chokes in this run so far

>I didn't think I'd get to read two of these in one shift
get ready for seven more, buddy

lol wow ok

>Oh wow! The YETEE found a loose $100,000 dollars again! Oh? Right! TRANS RIGHTS!
Cutting this off as soon as the M64 run is done.

>>715297112
yay....

so fucking sick of the fucking trans rights spam, bad enough they have one of these delusional retards sitting on the couch. why do they have so scream it every time

>>715297114
Wasn’t familiar with this, dope

>>715297054
Average run

>>715297179
KEK. This

>>715297163
for me, it was prime Jane Marie and Bailey Jay

>>715297094
It's not a man, it's a eunuch

Alright

What's everyone's guess for the emergency bonus game that they reveal during Mario Kart World to push the event over $2,000,000
>$2,000,000 isn't happening
How new?

>Even TheYetee is riding the Glans Writes bandwagon
MSF really can just go fuck itself, can't it?

>>715297016
No, because that riko speedrunner trooend out and he had an weird obsession with coco.

coder anon pls make a script that tracks "trans rights per second" of the twitch chat per game

>>715297126
Out of 693 on a highly contested category on a highly ran game

TRANS RIGHTS!

>>715297195
always keks my shit up when it ragdolls down

I grew up jerking it on Newgrounds.

>>715297207
>>715297213
I'm surprised the crowd wasn't told to repeat "trans rights" every time the host mentioned it.

>>715297245
Clair Obsneed

>first time donor

yeah sure buddy

>400 dollars from anonymous
Here we go lmao

How come GDQ doesn't try to raise money for a trans thing if it is so important? I suppose money is more so?

>>715297143
Coco's cocos!

>>715297230
And this isn't?

>>715297126
anons complain about the most mundane things. guy is not #200 or anything. chill the fuck out

HOLY SHIT HE SAID IT
TAKE THAT BIGOTS!!!!!!!!

PUNCH NAZIS >:)
STOP FASCISM >:)
RESIST >:)
TRANS RIGHTS >:)

>>715297130
>notice the SM64 run started
>unmute
>TRANS RIGHTS
>remute
This GDQ has been genuinely unbearable. The best we got was FFIX not having anyone named trans rights against all odds.

>>715297262
Greetings from Germany!

I wonder if MSF will say anything to GDQ because of how much more shilling "trans rights" gets than their charity

>>715297074
Gonna have to read that again blind anon. SM64 has a ~1:40 WR

>>715297245
BOTW all shrines

>>715296631
How do you even get that fat

is there not a point where you start thinking you should probably stop eating?

Fatties really ought to be considered third class citizens regardless of race

>>715297016
There was a troon crash runner at this event >>715296112

HHHHHHOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP

>toddler didn't mention trans rights
little bigot

>>715297258
>Lets focus on the event guys
>Oh wait are they saying trans rights?
>Oh that's always on topic and the focus of the video game.
>BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU MENTION ANOTHER VIDEO GAME THAN THE ONE BEING PLAYED WE WILL FUCKING BAN YOU

>>715297250
MSF?

Another 300 million from The Yetee! OMG!!

>>715297351
wouldn't surprise me

Any invisible wall yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvpUvMHJ6TY

guys i just donated 10,000 dollars anonymously :)

WOW THANK YOU ANONYMOUS FOR THAT KIND 5000 DOLLAR DONATION!!!!!! TRAAAANS ROYGHHHTS!!!!

>>715297318
Why are chuds so mind broken over two words?

>>715297317
Here's something to complain about: the dude in a dress is about 200#

HHHHHHOOOOOIIPPPP

>12.8
jesus christ...

>12.8 on slide
Yeah this guy sucks

>>715297383
Trans rights!

What is even the point of these donation goals if they just stall until they are met anyways?

>>715297394
How did the characters come back to life after this event?
Phoenix Down could not fix that.

>>715297390
Médecins Sans Frontières, the main name of Doctors Without Borders

>>715297126
>15th
>on one of the most competive runs on the most competive games
Impressive

>>715297445
>>715297451
like I said. I'd prefer a trainwreck run over this boring shit

>>715297353
oh wow it was 1h37m
yeah 13 minutes over that isn't unthinkable

>>715297245
they already added super monkey ball run by a black person, the goal will be met

>>715297317
It started to be not having top ten in games that are obscure and barely have twenty or so runners, now they just apply it to any run and never scroll past the name.

TWO 12.8s...

Is SMB64 autismcore?

>>715297481
and what does that have to do with GDQ??

I want the Mizzow 24 hour FFIX run back.

>>715297358
He ate the Ninja Turtles.

>>715297358
>How do you even get that fat
>is there not a point where you start thinking you should probably stop eating?
You answered your own question.

>>715297451
At least he's not a troon, let's feel lucky here.

oh my choke

>>715297472
Welcome to any charity events sprout

I like the noise King Bob-Omb makes
WOP WOP WOP!

>>715297510
>>715297451
>>715297445
I thought sub 13 was the average for all runners

>>715297483
>we went from the #1 guy styling on some poor white boi to this shit

What the fuck?

>lets not lie to ourselves

oh the iron knee

>>715297353
>SM64 has a ~1:40 WR
1:35

>>715297535
I want Spyro back

So where the fuck does the money they raise actually come from? Any other charity event I've rarely seen ever break like $50,000, these people get donations that big from sponsors and shit. Who are these mysterious anonymous donations of $1000 here or $10,000 here, I refuse to believe anyone would donate that much and not want credit for it. Where is this money actually going?

O MY HECKIN LORE

>>715297257
>and he had an weird obsession with coco.
I recall once him saying that Dark Coco helped him out during a hard period in his life.
I wonder in what way.

>>715297618
Can you please please please stop saying sexualy charged statements im trying to stop watching porn

>>715297506
drain your balls, smoke a joint, w/e. stop malding over gdq you fucking chud

>>715297501
>monkey ball, but DS
>5 runners
>Limy is 3 1/2 minutes behind a WR set 9 fucking years ago
A fucking nepo run for a bonus incentive?

This run is a disgrace. SM64 is the most prestigious speedrun in existence. If any game deserves some standards at this dogshit event, it's this.

>>715297257
coco was added in crash 3 iirc, which was all sorts of weird and possibly worse than 1-2, but i still liked it as a retard kid that didnt know better.

>>715297258
Thr most offensive thing about this is the ugly fucking mascot. What the fuck were they thinking with that monstrosity

>>715297586
this thread is full of WR holders

>>715295981
idgi

>>715297652
We get Spyro in about two days from now.

>>715297618
1st in a tranny game like cileste is much less impressive then top 25 in any classic bing bing wahoo game

>>715297530
They're the charity that GDQ is dedicated to raising money fo--

--Nevermind, I'm a moron. Trans rights are human rights

>>715297506
>UNAPOLOGETICALLY Black and Fast
>Black in a Flash
This shit makes me fucking hate niggers even more. Nerdy niggers are the worst of all with their uppityness.

>>715297709
Its the randy stair effect

who tf is beeve

>>715297586
you're a certified scrub if you get over a 12.6

>>715297729
It's not like GDQ can attract top runners anymore. Why the fuck would they wanna attend this shitshow of an event?

>>715297729
Trans rights!!

>>715297585
Ay Tone, dis pile of explosives is disrespecting.

>>715297720
>drain your balls
You have to take me to dinner first anon before asking me to do you.

If you lose a finger, don't lose your soul.

>>715297763
You'd hate them regardless off what they do get over yourself

bros...

>>715297725
The $2m incentive is for Mario Kart World. The neporun is there to stall for more donations

>>715297812
Hey uh...I don't wanna be weird but...does Plum....wear.... undergarments?

>>715297771
kek holy fuck

>>715297729
>SM64 is the most prestigious speedrun in existence
yeah because it's also one of the most transcore games in existence

>>715296478
What was PACE?

post THAT webm. you know the one

>>715295654
The event is:
1. Trans rights parade
2. Whale on couch showcase
3. Charity event
4. Entertainment
5. Speeding event

>>715297812
you're gonna wish you were back to watching this in a few hours

>play super mario 64
>instantly get to 64k viewers
Wtf who summoned the sleeper agents

If you think this gdq is the worst so far when it comes to troon shilling, don’t worry, they’ll find a way to top it next time

>>715297793
He never scored.

>>715296916
Cause she's cute
That's all it takes really. Weird that GDQ never did a cute mascot, guess they hate that

m64 120 star for the 100th time and troon on the couch
couldn't they have done something more interesting like, a no stop run? [that's a mod that lets you stay in a level after collecting a star, so the runners can get all the starts in one visit and it cuts the run time in half]

>>715297757
>TRANNYTRANNYTRANNY
we get it. just off yourself

>>715297742
>shitty Sonic OC do not steal
It's perfect for the autismos at this event. The marketing is excellent.

>>715297845
The fleshlight one is pretty kino if it's there

>>715297853
i see
a bit weird for a bonus run nonetheless, i thought mkw was going to be the stall run

Lmao, wonder how much that guy donated throughout the years.

>>715297308
Also yes

>>715297906
What race is Plum?

>>715297895
Crazy what happens when they stream good speedrun games and not tranny or indie slop

>>715297793
short for beaver

>>715297906
GDQ did a Hyena mascot for it's troon marathon. Does that count?

>>715297857
Maybe?

>250k in an hour and a half

lmao

>>715297958
plum race

>>715297906
>Weird that GDQ never did a cute mascot
wow rude. velocity is plenty cute and valid!

>>715297834
That's why I said "even more" retard. Now kill yourself.

>>715297763
speedrunners are subhuman wastes of space. how is that uppity?

>>715297906
>Weird that GDQ never did a cute mascot
They did try once, now there's little evidence she existed.

>>715297906
GDQ has the LGBT road runner, though.

>>715297906
Are you implying this UGLY MONSTROUS CREATION isn't cute?
Don't be a terf

>>715297906
Not just cute. It helps that she's a loser who's game failed which helps us identify with her

>need 50k every thirty minutes to hit mario kart milestone
any guesses on how bad the stalling is gonna be?

>>715296916
Because she comes.

>>715297958
She's Hebe Sex race. Like Marnie from Pokemon

>>715297990
ban status?

>>715298007
Exactly so why would anyone care

>>715297980
i like that evolution has given beavers this unrelenting obsession to block off every single opening they can find. it's funny to me

>>715298005
>no gender
how does it reproduce?

>>715297980
beavoids should not be pets

>>715297412
I'm still amazed at how he censored every swearing from each of the featured streamer fuckups, except heavy blasphemy from the one pasta runner featured in the vod

>>715297870
another speedrun event though it was 50% mario 64 runs & LRT races

WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING

>>715298005
>>715298034
Why is he called Velocity when they don't speedrun games and are a "variety entertainment marathon"?

>>715297980
Honestly the best thing I've seen all day

Mario & Crash crossover game when?

>>715298067
young sheldon if he die in his 20s

>>715297980
It's funny how they're so driven by instinct they'll try to make dams fucking anywhere, even when they're raised in captivity.

>>715297989
they added a monkey fuckball run+ another checkpoint of undetermined length to stall for the donos

>>715298067
good lad

>>715298040
Just once I'd like to see them fail at hitting a bonus run. Especially if they try stalling for half an hour first.

>>715298067
BOSH

>>715291868 (OP)
Does doctors without borders actually do anything or are they just another one of those scam humanitarian groups that fakes photos of dead kids to get government gibs

>>715298081
why not

>>715297923
You're gonna have to provide more information than that.

>>715298117
what a filthy fucker

>>715297984
>>715298005
>>715298028
>>715298034
Absolutely atrocious mascot.
They could at least try and make it a cute anthro, but it's some horrific mutant instead.

>>715298137
The host said they wanted to hit 2 million during this run.

>>715298005
>>715298034
Most hideous mascot I’ve ever seen. Who the fuck designed this?

>>715298161
Sounds like you already know the answer.

>>715298080
Let's hope it can't.

>>715298131
Mario would never associate with such ugly furry creatures

>>715298080
Cloaca.

>>715298161
They are probably one of the most effective gates hoarders yeah they make lots of dough and actually spend it and doesn't give it to warlords

>>715298067
that kid's liver is at least 40 years old

>>715298205
yeah the host can run his mouth but they're over 200k away from that lmao

>>715298005
I thought this was just a weird Sonic edit someone made for the twitch chat I didn't know it was a mascot kek

>>715298161
I think you know the answer to that already

>>715298205
>they

Unfortunate that there's been so many little chokes. Wonder if he's just nervous.

>>715298164
you really want a rat in your house to constantly tries to put all your Lincoln logs in a pile?

>>715298241
Where does all that beaverposting come from?
It's cool

>>715298153
they gave up on something in primetime this marathon already after stalling for quite a while. i can't remember what it was, some extra incentive for a run they already did like maybe a quick any%, but i was surprised they gave up on it given they were only like $2k away

>>715298115
They do it for every star collected/level completed. Happened during SMB3 too, don't ask me why.

Does doctors without borders do anything or is it a globalist money laundering scheme

Luv Plum
simple as

uh huh
hey beeves

>>715298034
>>715298005
I almost want to try to make it into a sexy female anthro, but I feel my pen would literally spontaneously combust. Should I try?

>>715298194
Lammy tummy!

>>715295314
would the hat girl

>>715298161
more legit than the prevent cancer foundation (flyer printers and distributors)

>>715297906
The pleasure of being plummed inside.

>>715298161
What do you think lmfao.

Look at how much GDQ "gives" to them btw.

>>715297892
Kek, it's always other women.

>>715298320
They didn't at the beginning of the run. I hate it.

>>715298164
They're rodents. Their teeth continue to grow, thus need to constantly chew things to maintain it. Being a large rodent, your furniture and walls makes the perfect chew material.
Also, rodents can't control their bladders like dogs and cats. They will shit and piss everywhere and you can't train that out.

did that retard just say pillarless is called tamoplus? where tf did they find these guys

>>715298367
yea

Why is that dude wearing his grandmother's dress?

I miss Freya and Coco

>>715297763
They’ve got gettin away from the cops speed!

>>715298302
I like how just describing what GDQ literally does at the end of every event for a decade now is somehow too much for their chat jannies

THEY CLAPPED!!!

>>715298316
>>715298153
oh it was something for kingdom hearts, even more surprising since spike was on couch and kungfu on host

>>715298067
Based grandpa.

>>715298435
Freya should have been the main love interest.

>manspreading into the tranny
gay

>>715298367
Go ahead
I should also try to draw something since it's the final day

>>715298265
>OH MY GOD! WE JUST GOT IN A $200,000 ANONYMOUS DONATION FROM THE YETEE THAT SAYS TRANS RIGHTS!

>>715298161
look at how pissy the lefties got about defunding USAID, and now question about why

>This is something the game tells you to do
>REALLY!?!
So these couchtards never actually played the game as intended, they just followed a guide for the speedrun

>>715298489
that's interspecies...

>>715297906
>Cute
>Musical
>Fit ESA colours
>Brightened our day during downtime in runs
>Game-related, even if no one liked Chenso Club
>Has a clear personality
Plum was an easy hit, all the pieces were there

>>715298034
Disregarding his absolutely hideous design and pronoun crap, has GDQ done anything with this faggot besides merch? He's in the emotes and on the screen for the Time animation, but he is so very forgettable except when you want to mock him.

>>715298161
They have two ships in the Mediterranean which they use to coordinate with people smugglers in north Africa to smuggle illegal migrants into Europe, breaking maritime law.
Orher than that you have the usual corruption of NGOs. Their workers have also been implicated in soliciting sex in countries they operate in by withholding aid from the locals etc. pretty scummy organization.

>>715296916
>ESA has ads for sponsors
>occasionally sponsors are game publishers
>3 or 4 years ago, Chenso Club's publisher sponsored ESA
>which lead to Plum's ear-worm song being played like 50 fucking times over the course of a week
>the song fucking sucks
>people hate it at first
>but it's an ear-worm and Plum is cute so people gradually begin to love and even demand Plum
>people also realize that Plum's VA is a degenerate who sells pictures of her feet
>Chenso Club comes out
>it turns out that the game fucking sucks and Plum isn't even the main character of the game, just one of a few playable characters
>Plum is solidified as an endearing girl-failure and unofficial mascot of ESA
>even though the creator refuses to sell the rights to Plum for thousands of dollars purely because he hates her so much
I'm spoonfeeding you because I love Plum and this run is unremarkable.

what the fuck was that klepto lmao

>>715298302
based schizo having a conversation with himself in chat

He said the thing. Now laugh.

>>715298383
That's the trick:

You donate to msf

Msf pays gdq

Gdq pays to grow and mutilate kids that are manipulated into being trans

???

PROFIT!!!

>>715298532
Zidane and Garnet aren't from the same species either.

>>715298541
>He
*It/They

KEK that bird glitch was kino

>>715298497
What are you going to do about that?

>>715297906
They hate cute women.
A majority of their userbase is now troons who seethe when they see pretty women and want to kill them because they are prettier than them.

>>715298131
they already went to the olympic games. what more do they need

platformers are such a shit genre

>>715298556
why does the creator hate plum?

>>715298643
this type of post is a shit genre

>>715296060
me watching the concert

>>715298586
I know what I said nigga

>>715296916
Porn freaks

I've mentally checked out of sgdq. No more runs to look forward to. Just sadness.

>>715298679
choke on a dick platformer apologist

WATCH FOR ROLLING ROCKS IN ZERO POINT FIVE A PRESSES

IN THIS VIDEO

>>715298684
Uhhh that's a sensitive word, Plum would never say that she is very kind and nice

>>715298556
succinct, factual, relevant. my god anon is a chad

>>715298661
Does not like all the people who drew porn of her.

>>715298720
Damn shame about Monkey Ball, if it was 1 or 2 and a good runner it could've been a great S run

>>715298631
realistically, there can't be that many trans women in the speed running community. the numbers aren't there. this is just a /pol/ boogetman

I was saying moo-urns...

>>715298720
I've been thinking back to ESA for the last three days.
I'm over GDQ.

>>715298498
>Imagine complaining that the rich are get richer

GDQ chat must be stopped

>>715298167
>it's not there OR on e621
>can't find it in my downloads
NOOOOOOO

Was Expedition 33 supposed to have a run? There was segment where they were talking about strats for the game I don't care about the run but want more gdq ;-;

tit cow enjoyer here

WOOHOO, COPY ON WRITE!!! GO ZFS!

>>715298661
Who knows, probably just finds her obnoxious and cringe like someone who hasn't been conditioned to love her by hearing her stupid song 100s of times. Or maybe it's the OC and porn. No idea.

>>715298720
is monke ball ds bad or something?

>>715298661
I don't think he does? He was on the couch for an ESA run of Chenso Club, and he expressed thanks that people like Plum. You could tell he was sad that Plum was all they liked, though.

MIGrate slowly
>>715298828
>>715298828
>>715298828

>>715298754
He's not going to fuck you.

>>715298631
You are so out of touch trannies are the biggest gooners

>>715298367
Yes. I want to see that despite doubting it will make my penis combust.

>>715298720
ASM is up next.

>>715298770
sounds like a muslim father disowning his daughter for being raped

>>715298367
I prefer feral but sure

>>715298836
It's a very mid game but also the runner, Limy, is insufferable

>>715298675
Chronos is a fucking legend singlehandedly keeping up modern speedrunning and preventing the entire scene from becoming a gen xy circle jerk

>>715298326
I fucking love /v/'s plum collages.

>>715298817
nigga just wait for ASM

>>715298725
short timeout and a deletion. the mods know he speaks the truth

>>715298862
>Page 7
Stop ruining perfectly good threads.

>>715298809
nta but I know that pic, definitely kino but I forgot where I put it

>>715298862
>Page 6

>>715298895
>Sweden
Sounds about right.

>>715298498
It's wild how bad this grift is. They admit they are a private org, and all the money raised doesn't go to the cause they rally for.
And yet people like this go "Oh so raising money for a charity is bad now?!" Well yeah, when we don't know how much of the cut goes to the charity, they very well could just be begging for money because they need it to pad their bank for the rest of the year to coast on until AGDQ 2026 which is a far less noble cause.

>>715298326
Cute

>>715298963
perfect

>>715298817
Sorry, E33 is too white and straight for GDQ

btw what is that?

>>715298743
Plum is a snowbunny and her boyfriend gave her the pass, chud

>>715298326
Chub plum kino....

>>715298963
>>715298797

Why do people specify they/them pronouns? That already applies to everyone by default.

>>715298862
Good OP image but you don't have to rush.
If it's not page 9 then everything is fine.

>>715298489
It's implied her and Zidane may have dated briefly.

Despite the small chokes this is finally a proper run

>>715298870
They are pornsick weirdos, they aren't gooners.
They flip flop between seething that they will never be a real woman, and then pretending they are and living in their delusion until they are reminded they aren't a true women, they aren't liked, like real women, and they aren't desired like real women.
All of it is a cope because they are all fucking incel losers who think they can girlmode and get all the girlmode perks but then realize they can't.

>>715298809
>>715298964
You have to find it.

>>715299195
>small chokes
>small
Lmao

My mom just interrupted me watching this run to ask if her friend's kid looked trans or not
GDQ is literal predictive programming

>>715295859
>>715296226
Seconding chat becoming sub-only
People were brutal with their criticism of the event and runners when chat was free and even laughed at trannies
After that, GDQ started becoming more and more corporate and sanitized

>>715299243
This. Once you're so far gone, you no longer need beauty for erotic action. It's depressing to behold.

>>715298964
>>715298809
>>715299267
Can't believe I actually found it, need to tag this shit asap

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fl_PZzNaAAIexbq?format=jpg&name=orig

Trannies, no one cares about you. Your moment in the sun has passed. You will never have rights, you will never be a rebellious underclass, you will remain a freakish curiosity tumbling into irrelevance.

>>715295859
Definitely 2015.

>>715295240
i wouldn't mind if they did some competitive gaming instead of just speedrunning

they're clearly desperate to have some multiplayer experiences, but they have very limited options to do it as a speedrun

>>715298873
Been looking forward to it, schedule looks goog

>>715297078
I love it.

>>715299312
>No words
>Just people spamming DanSexy whenever a tranny was on screen
Miss it.

>>715296226
This. Any event that hates their platform is doomed to die off.

HHHHOOOOOOIIIIIIPPPPPP and TRAAAANNNSSSS RIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I HATE TROONS

It's amazing how you can tell that all but a small clique of runners are completely exhausted with all the troons rights bleating.

>watching the worst run of the schedule
KEK you faggots werent joking this shit is insane

>>715299574
AWESOME TRANS SPEED RUNS

>>715299618
imagine speedrunning a pc port of a gimped console port of a game known for it's advanced movement and not even knowing how to bunny hop

>>715297881
Kek, there is more than a passing resemblance.

>unmute stream
>TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS RI--
>mute stream
I'm legit wondering what's the point in still watching

>>715299907
Just mute every time donations are read

>>715295681
does that count as cheating with three people?

>>715295790
He's not dead, though he often LOOKS like he is.

>>715296049
can you read the time difference between number 1 and number 15?

>>715300059
i remember some guy made a script to automate muting whenever the chosen couch member/donation reader started talking
good stuff

Seriously. Where the fuck are these donations coming from?
Is it actually money laundering?

>>715300360
Money laundering and tax write offs.

>>715299618
announcer is so obnoxious

>>715298556
I thought ESA lowballed and pissed the creator off.

>>715298817
i genuinely have no idea and it doesn't look like anyone here does either

>>715299364
Huh, not quite what I was expecting.

>Is Mario Kart World a great game?
>tepid weak cheering
Kek

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