Thread 715294010

Starting a room so join in!

KSS 9LK

Let's race

Back on the grind

its over worldkeks

sure I'll play for a bit

finally, kart

I got way too many coin blocks man

Everytime I try the funny shortcut I fall off

Heavy karters are absolutely awful at DK Pass

>>715296127
>actually missed a dk pass race

fucking killing myself

>>715294010 (OP)
Splatfest in 3 rite now, dingus

>shocked right before final item box
Nice
>asshole takes it as I get to it
Kys

>>715297336
Yeah a lot of anon ls are playing splatoon 3 instead but 12 is not bad

>>715297336
I don’t own splatoon and I wanna play Mario kart dude

>>715297631
its really fucking stupid how jank the item boxes are here sometimes you both get it and other times either one gets cucked out of it they should've kept it like in Tour where you can still get the item as long as you passed the box line

ggs
gonna go make dinner

>>715297975
Same GGs

Beep beep motherfuckers

>>715297336
FUCK Splatoon

>>715297975
>not eating while driving

How the fuck do people just appear in front of me every time .01 ms before im about to grab an item box. Can't you faggota just pick a damn line?

Kys with that redshell you nigger. You know who you are.

>>715298408
your lane?
my lane

What a HUGE lead i had there
Love that intermission

>>715297336
I'm playing Splatoon 3 with a friend but taking a break with /v/ and mario kart world for a bit.

>>715297891
So make it braindead easy? They should just make it work consistently where someone in front of you gets the box, you don't get the fucking box unless it respawns in time or pick another box.

>battle
DIE ROSANIGGER

God I hate that stage

I hate sand..

Goated

Fuck you with that Super Horn Starman25

Damn I'm starting to get constant comm errors

>fell off like 6 times
aaaaa

You know what you did
Fuck you

Take good care of the lobby while I go offline and get some dinner, guys

Wait a second.....this isn't the Mario Kart Wii thread!

>>715294010 (OP)
Awesome art

>>715301005
>he's right bee-hind me, isn't he?

>>715294010 (OP)
Let's do this, fuckers. If I can get good at Tekken and Fzero, I can get good at this.

rainbow road is SHIT

>>715303096
Kek

Sorry chris

>>715303727
I got so fucked up that race, whatever you did to me probably didn't do much

Driving pn water in this may be the most unfun experience in Mario Kart

Thanks for breaking that blue, redbro

Why would you throw that bomb codename

>TSR genius play horning the blue shell so it doesn’t hit pob in 1st

>codename ultra mega faggot placing a bomb behind TSR and the other 2 red team guys and we all come crashing down
genuinely kill yourself

*tsp
pardon

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Nice op image

FUck your lightning bolt, cunt

btw what’s the deal with the blobber kart? How is it a meta kart

>>715306440
best stats
Best acceleration and ground speed

>>715306440
Yes. I never even got to use it.

>>715306551
Got it. Thank you anon

>>715306440
90% of the surfaces are road
MT and acceleration are tied together
Handling affects your drift so its not a meme stat like in Wii
Do the math
Plenty of decent 2nd best options anyway, and earlier Mario on Standard Kart was mogging.

Sorry for that bomb snipe
I thought you were a redfucker

Fuck off whoever crushed me as a big fat bastard.

>>715306904
Your welcome.

>Slow down to try not to squish teammates.
>Squish them by accident anyways.
Fuck. Sorry TSP.

taking a break to eat some food thank for the races

>>715306796
Thank you too anon

ENOUGH AIRSHIP FORTRESS GODAMN YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS KOOPA BITCHERS

Fuck man i had to let my brother into the house so I had to step away from the race. I was in first place too right at the end kek

Fun with friends

Did are teammates let them have the signals? Because I saw them booyah when they got both signals

Ez shock dodge

PRIMALS NEED TO KNOW THAT MARIO KART IS KING!

lobby status

>>715311058
13 players

The karting...it keeps happeing to poor wario...

>>715311309
I'm being raped please help

>>715311595
What I wanna know is, how is Mario so fast!?

Game gets kind of boring when you keep finishing in the same general position 7th/8th/9th

>>715311913
perhaps you should get good

easy dub

>>715312096
trvke

I dont mind that you cant knock people over with bullet bill anymore, but the speed nerf was WAY too much.

>>715311913
This proves that Mario Kart is a skill-based game.

>>715312396
Its mostly just knowing the fastest routes of a track

>>715312281
Yeah it doesn't do anything. Is it worse on Bowser's castle and rainbow road since they're faster tracks?

WE CANT LET THE RIGGERS WIN!

>>715294010 (OP)
>>>/vg/

Man I fucking suck

>>715312948
It doesnt help that people are using the meta characters and karts...

>>715313030
everything you lose to is "meta"

>>715313286
>Small characters with blooper carts dont have better stats than everyone else. Ignore the facts!

Nolan kinda carrying us rn on Red

>>715313030
No I'm not lol
Everyone but me hates this thing

>>715313354
Nolan the chad

>>715313401
This combo is underrated desu

>>715313352
git gud

>>715313298
OH NO NO NO NO WORLDSISTERS /v/ IS LAUGHING AT US AGAIN

That bolt raped me holy fuck

>Could have ended this team match on rainbow road
>Instead its crown city

Does anyone have the cow image but it's a cow girl

OHNONONO RIGGERS

lol that truck
>>715313641
My shit keeps voting randomly, idk if my controller is defective or if it's a bug

>>715313641
It's only 4 races it doesn't need to be climactic

Blue team is the best let's goooo (i contributed almost nothing to the team sorry)

Thanks for the teamwork blue Chad's
Im taking a break so someone else gets to host, later

>>715313540
Git Gud only means so much when the advantage is so one-sided.

I love specifically one lap of Koopa Beach, no more, no less.

>>715313785
Sorry Red, I am out of practice

can we do some team battles in battle mode?

Knockout tour...when?

>>715314097
kinda sucks if you get kicked out early and can't join another race

FUCK Kamek!

fuck your faggot kamek

>people complaining about metafags
>leaders of the lobby are all playing off meta

>Nolan unironically bagging
bro kys

the best snipes folks

hey someone buy me this game so i can join

As glad as I am that he's good, I really dislike the fact nabbits a meta character. I want to play him but I don't want to be a fag

>Mario and blooper kart are so far ahead, it would take an act of god to stop him
>Stop complaining about the meta! Just git gud!

>>715315828
You might as well complain about aspergers while you're at it

umm guys people are being metafags by driving the best way

>>715315828
nolan is a faggot who bags in /v/eekend lobbies of all places

>Forgot that you had to do a full lap on the final course
>Take the next turn badly because of this
>Lose
>Getting nothing but bannans for my next items didnt help...

>>715316160
Nolan plays MKW pretty much 24/7. he plays in some other community's lobbies throughout most of the day. he's insanely skilled at the game.

>>715315598
Play your favourite character
Use your favourite kart
Winning in /v/eekend means nothing

>>715316804
This. I play burger toad cause i love his dumb little burger head. simple as, if you get good enough at the game you can body people with almost any character/kart combo as long as it's not super duper heavy

holy shit what a faggot

>>715316967
git gud

im trans btw

>>715316967
you sound mad

>>715317012
ah yes the classic trans names. candy, alice and nolan

Stop letting Nolan win these races.

>>715317309
>Letting
Bro...

Good games
I have to eat dinner now

I'm ready to lose. Hope my seat was kept warm.

>>715317579
How do you take pics while in the lobby

>>715317630
the minus button

I was so close, so damn close to winning rainbow road...and as always, kart'd at the last moment. Think I'm done for now...

>>715317931
Cheers

this is now a DAISY certified lobby

gg no re

14/24

>>715318953
Based, post swimsuit daisy

Suck my dirty nuts Nolan

>>715319823
Kek

Why is it sometimes we start with 3 coins and other times it's 5?

>>715319894
you get coins based on how far back you are when the race starts, further back equals more coins

ggs

>>715320795
IT’S HIP

>knockout
cringe

>>715320978
t. Bagging fag

You absolute cunt whoever squished me.

>>715321334
They're fun. They give you a chance to catch up. Sometimes the 3 lap races are too short and hectic.

>>715321447
nah they're shit you're fucking idiots

17/24

should I play this or splatoon or tfw

>I miss you
gay ass name

Niggers will claim they hate intermissions and then pick the most boring track in the game

fuck you ponyfucker I was sailing smooth in 5th until you fucked me

>>715322080
I liked it

Fucking CUNTS at tje end, fuck off.

Jimmy pls

tanked 2 blues

Redeemed myself from yesterday’s KOT fumble

lobby status?

>>715326365
12/24

I hate chucks

lobby status

>>715329228
8/24

>>715321861
Don't like it? Leave.

>>715329408
Damn. Looks like half the players are splatoon players.

>>715329558
How do you know

GGs fags

Sorry I couldn't stick around
Good games guys

>>715329643
Look at the thread