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>>715298828Remember to stay Hydrated!!!
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NIGGER!@
reading some of the donations in a row is like they went and generate some fake amounts and comments with chatgpt lmao
I'm donating another $5,000 as Anonymous.
I love speedruns and trans rights.
mig that reminds people of something
What are you playing while you watch?
I wonder if the donation messages containing "Trans Rights" is their "tell" that the donation is fake
Iโm looking forward to Rainbow Ride.
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MIG'd
miggin at the speed of light
>deltatroon for finale
wat, is this how they do it nowdays? ive been on hiatus
Why does she get kidnapped CONSTANTLY?
>>715303087 (OP)trans rights are human rights chud, never forget that.
>THE DONATIONS ARE FAAKE!!! STOP THE COUNT!
Take.your meds
>>715303263Anon, all donation messages are filtred
Tthe host is told what to say
Not like he just gets the msessages direct
>>715303262Nothing. Reading old gaming magazines instead.
Even if they didnt make the 2 mil this run they would have stalled for time with NO RUNS to make the rest up, they proved this last year with the zelda BOTW run
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where is coolmatty?
donation incentive for suigi to go up there and put this faggot in his place
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Where are these donations actually coming from?
Fucking lol.
Well, I suppose it is a cozy thread
>>715303395i look like that and say that
>>715303262what is this game?
>stomp those fascists
>this is all the lefty can do as we โyour body my choiceโ abortion
>fag marriage is next
Can I get a HOOOOOOIP
>>715303410based
>>715303396i wish i could play osrs without it ruining my life even more than it already is
>58000 viewers
What killed the hype? I am an ambivalent chud and even I can't force myself to hatewatch.
>>715303379>GENDER IS FAAAKE! STOP THE HATE!!
Viewers have dropped below 60k.
>try to boost the viewer count with a big raid from someone
>they all leave
lmao GDQ is cooked
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Any niggas out here watching this shit?
>>715303410Aw that's comfy
>>715134671>>715134795There is ZERO proof he was a Nintendo fan!!
$10 from Anonymous, who says: "Canโt stay for the whole run, but had to donate. Go fast!"
$25 from Lisa, who says: "First SGDQ and Iโm hooked already. Trans Rights!"
$50 from Mark, who says: "Shoutout to the tech crew making this all happen!"
$30 from Anonymous, who says: "Every year, this event blows me away. Thanks, SGDQ!"
$100 from Jamie, who says: "Speedrunners are unreal. Much love from the UK!"
$75 from Chris, who says: "Hype for the glitch showcaseโtake my money!"
$20 from Taylor, who says: "Watching with my cat. Sheโs a fan too. Trans Rights!"
$15 from Anonymous, who says: "Not much, but I had to contribute. Letโs go!"
$60 from Megan, who says: "That last skip was insane. Put this toward bonus games!"
$40 from Sam, who says: "Great games, great cause. Trans Rights!"
>>715303262Nothing, I'll play games tomorrow. I want to enjoy my last few hours with anons through mutual suffering before we part for six months
>>715303441Actually better image
I honestly kinda miss protomagicalgirl and xer amazing upskirt shots
>>715303460I read that as fat marriage and based on the couches so far "fat marriage" is probably more accurate
>>715303441>macbook>string lights>room looks like a utility closetanon are you good?
>>715303504i was noticing that there's basically nobody in the seats. we're never going to get seat sniffing kino again, are we
>>715303441hello boatnigger
how did you enjoy ESA
>>715303484call me crazy, but i think it might have something to do with the widely held belief that GDQ has become a husk of its former self, completely co-opted by a special interest group that most people find viscerally disgusting, and that the event refuses to schedule good speedruns and instead keeps trying and failing to turn itself into a gaming entertainment convention
but that's just a theory
>>584855710wow it's almost like showering is a meaningless habit that serves no purpose
I'm sending them my gender reassignment surgery money!
Let's go $2 million!!
>>715303586Alri narrowboatanon laa, how's the cat?
>>715303565You forgot the 4 consecutive back to back "My husbands favorite game from his youth" donations, like in SMB3
>>715303598that's boat-kun
>>715303598>>715303586oh it's a boat
nevermind carry on
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>>715303214>generate some fake amounts and comments with chatgpt lmao$10 from Anonymous, who says: "Canโt stay for the whole run, but had to donate. Go fast!"
$25 from Lisa, who says: "First SGDQ and Iโm hooked already. Trans Rights!"
$50 from Mark, who says: "Shoutout to the tech crew making this all happen!"
$30 from Anonymous, who says: "Every year, this event blows me away. Thanks, SGDQ!"
$100 from Jamie, who says: "Speedrunners are unreal. Much love from the UK!"
$75 from Chris, who says: "Hype for the glitch showcaseโtake my money!"
$20 from Taylor, who says: "Watching with my cat. Sheโs a fan too. Trans Rights!"
$15 from Anonymous, who says: "Not much, but I had to contribute. Letโs go!"
$60 from Megan, who says: "That last skip was insane. Put this toward bonus games!"
$40 from Sam, who says: "Great games, great cause. Trans Rights!"
>>715303518Hep I don understan
if he doesn't do moving reds, i'm rating ZZZ
>>715303504Since EU is going to bed that means that the 67k peak viewer count won't be surpassed, making this the least viewed GDQ in the last decade.
>kids are bugging me there's no food in the kitchen
Sorry kids, but Trans Rights are far more important than feeding you
>>715303586Are you the anon who lives on a boat?
>>715303578Oh hey, anon drew that after I posted my drawing last GDQ. I wanted to draw this time again, but I'm in the middle of a move sadly.
>>715303484Novelty wore off, oppressive crackdown on natural banter, popular runners leaving or getting banned, terrible scheduling with too many ad games that barely anybody plays, etc. Everything about the event declines year after year.
>>715303641>You forgot the 4 consecutive back to back "My husbands favorite game from his youth" donations, like in SMB3Those are the advanced ChatGPT prompts that I don't have access to
FAN GAMER HOOOOOOOYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>715303586based boat-anon
>>715303709It'll have another sharp drop when Mario 64 is done.
>>715303396>tfw finally cleared inferno>immediately lost all motivation to play
>>715303586Cute home, looks cozy af
>>715303719you owe us some drawings next event then anon
If you guys had it your way they would just be saying nigger ever few seconds instead of trans rights
>are you THE boat anon?
>wow Guy D. Ping thanks for posting yet again!
Where do these parasocial retards come from?
>this is sort of new
they've been doing it that for at least 5 years
>>715303586Boat-anon, you're still alive.
>>715303441>>715303586what the fuck is up with that phone on the top right
Why do they never do the superior NDS version? It's got more content or is it that the 64 version is now 'solved' and anyone can do it with enough autism
>>715303812trans women are women, its 2025 anon.
Monkey Ball touch and Roll feels like a very strange outlier in this final day block of super popular games that can bring in a lot of viewers for last minute donation milking.
I can only imagine that someone tried to submit a cool Monkey Ball community level pack that's always a popular watch, got told they didn't have any time to fit it, so they resigned to running one of the shitty handheld games just to fit Monkey Ball into the marathon at all.
>>715303586omg you live in a boat!?? that's heckin' awesomesauce xD
>>715303774flareon is mine
And a 100k donation from...
THE YETEE
What SM64 drama killed PACE? I watched it last time and Suigi wiped the floor with the others
I never beat Monkey Ball DS. I got stuck at the very last world, it took place in outer space or something. Iโm looking forward to seeing it for the first time in two decades.
>>715303847if i had my way, nobody but the runner would speak the entire marathon
>Sun particle denier
zzz run
Man we are going to have to make some hefty donations soon... get to it lads
>trying to correct the record on the cosmic ray meme
this dude is LAME
>Heres your reward for saving me, bro
>>715303774Why are they holding pokeball condoms in there mouth?
>>715303885It's a neporun designed to stall more time for donations. There isn't more to it.
>>715303346She's into it.
>>715303885No it's because Limy is a staff member and used nepotism to put in a quick stall game
>>715303885They knew they couldn't "naturally" get to 2 million with just Mario 64.
There'll be a couple of 10k+ donations during the checkpoint.
at least he got moving reds
>>715303434Haven't thought about Ika Musume in a loooong time.
>$1,000 from Anonymous. Comment "Hyyyyyype!"
Who buys this shit?
>>715303812Def won't ever forget this run, will remind me of how bad gdq is forever
>>715303693ok good, he's a legit runner
>>715303615Eyy good. Didnโt actually catch much of it, been busy recently (got a job, wtf?!)
>>715303630All good m8. Heโs not a fan of the weather but heโs dealing
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>>715303885It's a GDQ staffer - the same one with the shitty Quake run on a previous day
It wasn't inserted into the schedule until the Celeste run was going on
It's clearly a last-minute addition to stall and beg for donations before Mario Kart World
>Sperging out about God's Divine Intervention in a Mario game
>>715303847If I had it my way, this wouldnโt be for charity. Itโd just be a speedrun marathon.
>>715303428creator is an actual faggot sure, but still funny how fast the comic turned from random wacky shit to 100% homotranny pandering once the patreon gates opened
>>715303916>No Joker or YuiPathetic
>>715303831Next time for sure!
>>715303885It's one of the staff members, the one that ruined Quake.
>>715303774No we don't use condoms here.
>>715303972They don't want to get pregnant yet
>>715303883alien xenomorphs are native wildlife, its 2025 anon
>carpetless
wait what, since when is this not TAS?
>>715304040follow the money
>>715303847MODS MODS MODS
>>715303537Enjoy your world being destroyed by giant, flying babies.
>>715303817I just set myself random ass goals and chip away at them desu
right now I'm greenlogging corp (doloing), got arcane like an hour ago
Based couch just cutting off the tranny
>do fifteen thousand triple backflips while on tiny platforms in the sky or in a poisonous swamp or 100 feet deep inside a sunken ship
>get a peck on the nose and some cake
Mario is a better than me I'd have fucking lost it if that's all I got
>>715304021wtf i thought you went to ESA, was someone larping as you?
>>715303970You invited me in the first place BECEAUSE you baked the cake and now you're trying to pass it off as the reward?!
why is it always 5 or 10k? you'd think in an event with so many wannabe uniques you'd see more 7777, 11k, 1337 dollars etc
I'm actually noticing...
>>715303774Rolling for Glaceon.
>>715303970To be fair, it's probably a really good strawberry cake. Just not good enough to engage in a 1 man war that wipes out an entire army of tortoises and sentient chicken nuggets
>2 trannies on couch
wtf happened to this hobby
>>715304063why would they get pregnant? they are just pokemon
>>715304063wait, am I gregnant?
DONATE NOW YOU FUCKING TRANSPHOBIC CHUDS
>>715303774how was the eevee run? i'm assuming shit because it's pokemon at gdq, but category sounded a bit interesting at least
>>715304114oh I know I've 100%'d it twice
>>715303586>>715303441Sup boatanon, hope your're doing well with the heat and shit.
>>715304023is the guy BACK? is he gonna choke?
Place your bets!
>>715304183GTM just has long hair
>>715304047I'm saving for Chord and Berry.
>>715304189How is babby made?
>>715304146They're keeping up appearances because the console is on. When you turn it off and you're no longer watching, that's when it gets freaky.
>>715304125for me its doing herb runs waiting my bond to run out while playing wow classic (again)
>>715304187Humans can impregnate Pokemon
>>715303913pretty sure pannenkoek killed any real sm64 discussion
>>715304204One of the worst runs of this event, and this event had a lot of bad runs.
>>715303774What's with all the Eevee freaks? It's just a weird cat/fox thing
Jolteon
>>715304204Most boring shit imaginable. Basically a let's play with two trannies
>>715303774Sylveon is the only Eeveelution that I have used in a playthrough.
>>715303614do trans women care about their weight at all like real women or...?
They're going to do it again. They're going to get $500,000+ in donations in the last 6 hours despite having 120,000+ fewer viewers than rolling average. They're getting away with it before our very eyes. AGAIN.
>>715304204nobody watched it cause we were all drawing pokemon
>>715304023this shit doesnt matter anymore. speedrunners arent making careers out of appearing at GDQ's anymore.
Carpetless choke incoming.
>>715304189could you possibly be pregananant?
>>715304162>no 9999 donation during final fantasyyeah I didn't believe it before but I see now
>>715303847Why would you want to be reminded that they exist
>>715304279Congrats on your Eevee wife
>>715304162STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!
>>715304147No I went to uksg
>>715304315Apollo Legend was the only person who cared enough to expose their money laundering and he an hero'd years ago
>>715304315All those viewers that that left are poor chuds with no money to donate.
>>715304315Who cares. The money is going to help those who need it. Do you know what it's like to go hungry?
>>715304162They didn't script it that way
>>715304260why would you do that, they are for fighting eachother
I'm going to sleep now, so I'll miss the ending, but I just want to say that this is the single worst GDQ there ever has been
The political posturing was always there, but it was never this blatant and disruptive, it genuinely killed many runs this year
After this, I will never watch another GDQ again, I genuinely can't fathom how a sane individual can find hearing "Trans Rights" 15 000 times in a row to be enjoyable
>170k left
Breaks and the run after this are going to suck.
Hell, at least he got carpetless first try.
>>715304162>7777It would be 6666.
>>715304286I always use Glaceon.
>>715304337YOU COULD NOT BE MORE WRONG
>>715304337say sike right now
Holy fug he got it first try...
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>>715304009Me too. I'm half-heartedly watching the stream on my second monitor as I browse through my old 4chan folder for nostalgia.
>>715304337>Carpetless choke incoming.
Very slightly raised my mood, but the chanting isn't helping
>>715304204Pokemon runs suck unless Werster is there
Impressive, I'll say that much
>>715304440Yeah sure see you in 6 months anon
Carpetless first try in a marathon is so fucking based
>>715304297Depends
Trannies come in three categories
>I'm a man but think women have it easy so I'll just be a man in a dress/with llong hair (we see two on the couch now for example)>I'm an incel and think if I'm hot girl my life is easy (these do care to a point of they onl want to be sexualized) and they can overlap into the category of I'm a tranny so I'm cute>third type are mentally broken but just want to be women and generally would have been best off getting pschological help but those do care abtu it in the same way women do. They'd also just be normal gays but they like makeup a bit too much
Sick. That Carpetless was worth the build-up.
>>715304182>grim battlestations
finally something good happened this run
>>715303858>parasocialfuck off to reddit freak
>>715304232Nice, I'm probably due to pick it up again since I played through 2 and all it's own weirdery not that long ago.
>>715304297trannies don't care about appearances at all. incels are self conscious about their height. ever notice how trannies are all taller than 6'2"? it's fucking weird.
woah he didnt cchoke the carpetless
>>715304337Everyone point and laugh at this anon
Oh no! We won't hit 2 million totally real dollars. What ever will we do?
>First try carpetless
Actually great
>>715303913>re-run channels (ran by the same guy that runs PACE) filling the sm64 catalog on twitch>commentators not getting paid what they thought they should be getting paid >Suigi having a "panic attack" during the SM64 LRT thus disqualifying him from earning
>>715304286>>715304480Jolteon for me since heโs better than Raichu and Magneton
Event runners want him to fail
>>715304286Been using Umbreon a lot in my current playthrough of Scarlet. It's actually incredibly tanky, which I did not expect.
>>715304103Extra funny how he was all "I really don't want to do this homo shipping" and after the first taste of money it was "yea this was definitely the right choice" like yea no shit you greedy sellout fag
>>715304440It's bonding through shared suffering.
>>715304440Bye, see you next gdq
You ever pity laughed at the kid in class who did a slightly okay impression and then for the rest of the year that's all he ever fucking did?
This is what GDQ feels like, everything mildly amusing run into the fucking ground until it's a paste
but anyways BEAN BEAN BEAN BEAN
>chokes Bowser throw>>715304581in your dreams
>164k to be made during the checkpoint and the monkey ball game
CHAT PLEASE DONATE :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
>>715304564Redditors are the ones who get all gay for [POST I RECOGNIZE]
>>715304440>this is the single worst GDQ there ever has beenYep
Dono reader, for fucks sake
Wait the Mario Kart run is just the dogshit straight line battle royale tracks
Rate the run: Super Mario 64
Damn, got hit by Bowser and missed the bomb.
RATE THE SUPER MARIO 64 RUN
>>715304337good fucking job dumb aruposter
I'm donating another $100,000 as Anonymous!
Trans rights are human rights!
couch guy seems like a bro
just supporting his mans through thick and thin
>>715304642I've never once used an eevee in any game. am i missing out?
>>715304642have you never looked at its stats or something, it's literally the tank eveelution
>>715304686Uh actually it's "Bye Bi"
>>715304712>>715304718>>715304725C painfully average but not a bad thing I guess
>>715304718>>715304725SSS FOR TRANS RIGHTS SHOUTOUTS!!!
>>715304718S
Tranny talk wasn't his fault, good game, good run
Iโm doin him hhhhmmmm hhhh ah like frosted ggggggggggg
I rate the run SSS
only good run so far
B+ for turning reds and first try carpetless.
Boring couch
>>715304712D - don't bother
>>715304440>this is the single worst GDQ there ever has beenAgreed. it's fucking sickening.
>After this, I will never watch another GDQ againBASED
>>715304712S for being an actual speedrun.
>>715304718C, sloppy movement but didn't choke carpetless
B muted
D unmuted
>>715304440Preach, brother.
>>715304725C mediocre as fuck
>>715304725>>715304718>>715304712B
Would be an A without the trans rights donations absolutely raping the first half of the run. Runner and the commentator in white seem cool.
>>715304712S for the run. I was very invested. Donos can eat cock
>>715304725>>715304718B. First try on carpetless was sick
>>715304712>>715304718A
>>715304009>>715304502>>715303434there's some spic on /s4s/ that avatarfags as that character all the time
>>715304712B
Would have been C but he got carpetless.
I don't mind this tranny actually, just chilling and no trans rights shit every minute
>>715304440>this is the single worst GDQ there ever has beenfirst gdq?
it wont improve
see you next year
>Watching GDQ since 2012
/ourguy/
>>715303410Writing for a gaming magazine during this time was really comfy. You would basically get flown everywhere because mags had a really parasitic relationship with devs/publishers.
>>715304718Z just noticed they's haircut
>>715304712>>715304718>>715304725C only for carpet skip. Boring average run otherwise.
>over 1:40 in the year 2025
cringe
>girlfriend for 12 years
jesus christ wife her
Why do mtf troons like speedrunning and videogames so much? When you see dykes and studs in real life they all get into like cars and ufc, what's the point of wanting to be a woman if you can't even be feminine.
>>715304782I just evolved it because I thought it looked cool and wanted to complete the dex. Didn't have a clue what its stat spread was until I got it. But it is very very good. Just shy of 400hp at level 100.
>gf of 12 years
>not married
Scared of commitment
>>715304712>>715304718>>715304725C
He got a little sarcastic there at the end and I had to dock a few points.
>puncay not mentioned
he's not gonna like that!
Holy shit the crowd is DISSIPATING
>>715304712>>715304718>>715304725A
was a very solid run like SM64 always is but the couch was pretty boring and he had some sloppy bits like that last bowser fight
>12 years
Just marry her at this point
>>715304440see you in january
dont pretend you'll watch esa
>>715304718B because he got carpetless
Didn't watch this year, what did I miss?
>>715304712S for Sex with Nahida
>TSA agents watch speedruns
is the credits music of all time?
>>715304712>>715304718>>715304725A+.
Very comfy run, choked some things here and there but got first try carpetless, and the couch seemed like some good bros chatting and enjoying themselves despite one of them being a total tranny-toad.
>>715304997>only committed to speedrunning
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Every time I remember cheese the image of his asshole pops up in my head
>the couch is giving shoutouts
really nigga
>>715304991>Why do mtf troons like speedrunning and videogames so muchmost mtf's are autistic retards. they have the same hobbies as you do.
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>i never realized what it would do to my life before i started. it might be the same for you
yeah....
>>715305056Itโs kinda liminal
shoutouts to my mom and dad for supporting my gender mutilation
>>715305032Apparently, trans people want rights (they never specified which rights)
>Trannies have raised almost 2 milly for an anti-israeli org
what the fuck have /v/ ever done
>>715304718S
super skillful
>>715305032Super Metroid was one of the best races of all time.
>gf of 12 years
kill yourself my nigga
i've been with my gf for 11 years and i dont want to get married because its fucking expensive.
Hope you guys enjoyed this
It's the last good run of the night
>>715304991Your hobbies don't change just because you troon out retard, where did you get that idea from?
is the speedrunning commnunity actually full of groomers turning straight white men into trannies or something? you could see the resentment from the couch when the runner mentioned his girlfriend.
Speaking of marriage. What happened to the proposal? Has she broken up with him yet? You could tell she wasnโt into it
>>715305056personally i prefer the super mario world one, or the mario bros 2 dream sequence
tell your mom i said hi /v/
>>715305056It's great but SMW's is better.
>>715304718A, pretty great run.
>>715304718B. We've had better 120 star runs in the past, and he had quite a few chokes (at least most of them recovered with backup strats).
>>715305098>they begin asking random people in the audience for shoutouts to keep stalling
why wasn't SM64 in the horror block?
>>715304905Twelfth. This is the worst GDQ of all time, and it isn't even close.
CAN I GET A TRANS RIGHTS?!
>>715305126>for an anti-israeli org>Org that ships migrants into Europe>Which is Israel's plan
>they all yell trans rights after anons vote
Kek
$5,000 from Anonymous. Trans rights.
>>715304997>>715305015only Americans marry, rest of the world is well past that already.
>>715305056I can't hear it without hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APo7805Yzhk
>troon rights
you guys better lower your scores
how do you bigots let trans rights live in your tiny ass heads rent free?
>>715305198covid was worse
>>715305158>is the speedrunning commnunity actually full of groomers turning straight white men into trannies or something?did you think we were joking or what
>>715305158It's full of autists which has a high comorbidity with trooning our
>>715305136Doesn't have to be, legal marriage is cheap
>>715305205I genuinely never understood why marriage even exists as a concept
>>715305126if MSF was truly anti-israel they'd be shipping off those refugees to israel
No Mario, don't wave goodbye, come back I need you.
>>715305269Covid wasn't real.
Not this fag again. PLEASE.
>>715305205the wedding industry sure, but I need a qrd of what you mean otherwise
Oh fuck yes this cringe as skit shit
Hell yeah it hurts!
>>715305136Ignore these retards
>>715304550what's grim about it faggot
This was the real finale. The rest will suck. Iโm out, Gg /v/, it was fun as always, even if it was the shittiest gdq yet. See ya at ASM and beyond
They shout trans right the same way the Nazis shouted heil hitler
whos the guy on the left? he got a really prominent role in gdq the last couple of years
>>715305305the run may be over but you'll always be my special star! wahoo~!
>>715305248Not very traditional of you anon
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How much cocaine has this man had?
>>715305268it's a meaningless platitude that actively hurts the trans cause
>>715304712>>715304718>>715304725Correction: ZZZ for tranZZZ rightZZZ. Just couldn't help themselves.
anyone else just reading a book instead of watching this dogshit
>>715305296It's a show of commitment like a vow and also for tax reasons.
>>715305136you know you get tax breaks for being married right?
they want to turn the troon rights into the new "hoyp" so bad but the audience is too squeamish to go along with it kek
That's as much as I can bring myself to stomach. Time for a good night's sleep.
I was hoping GDQ would have been just mediocre with the occasional glint, like the last few years, but this was aggressively bad. It's not that they didn't have good runs, but they had so many bad ones, and so many shitty ad runs, and so much aggressive pandering to causes that are not the charity's cause. I do not know how they can get away with that without offending their sponsors or their charity. It's enough of a question to leave me tapped out on either giving them a chance, or hatewatching - whichever of the two I was doing more.
If it weren't for the marathon month nesting this between ESA and ASM, I wouldn't have bothered. I'll be happy to skip it next year. See you anons in three days for Spyro to take over our lives again
>>715305248Yeah Indians just rape whoever they see and get away with it.
>>715305056Underrated mario credits song coming through
https://youtu.be/VztCEY5wFW4?t=34
Is there an audio desync?
This GDQ sucked ass but I absolutely will be back for AGDQ 2026 who the fuck would I be kidding if I said otherwise lmao.
>do they get to leave their balls
lol banned
I thought Bobbeigh was the one doing basketball
>>715305403I can't imagine her having sex
I spent this entire run pirating 8k wood, glass, gem, fabric, and marble textures for a mod. 50gb originally, pruned it down to maybe 10.
THE PAIN!
God this hurts so good!
Why is he acting like that
what rights do trannies not have? i am a normal man and I can't go into the women's restroom and rape women, but they are allowed to. as far as i'm concerned, they have more rights than i do.
>he rated?
>activate the "say trans rights" command in the runner's neural chip
>>715305403its nepo-limy again.... the guy who choked and blundered through quake 64
>>715305268>yell "trans rights" every 5 minutes>w-why are you so obsessed??
I actually like this hammy skit.
>>715305406I'm watching the numbers. Viewership just dropped to sub 55k. They still need to get 159k to get the mario kart world incentive off of this checkpoint and monkey ball lmao
looking forward the the money laundering
>>715305136you know you can do it for next to nothing right? and it will save you money? you don't have to have a big ceremony
goodbye fellas
enjoy your monke, marry O's and yer deltarunes
>>715305154Probably pulled it out of their ass.
I actually like this skit.
>>715305527it's a little amusing watching them try not to break, but I don't find it entertaining overall
>kacey musgraves shirt
Adef is such a faggot holy shit
If you're tapping out now I guarantee you're gonna miss some severe cringekino later
is it any wonder why people like werster, trihex, and caleb dont associate or go to gdqs anymore.
>>715305419That's only if there is a difference in income, aka one stays at home
if both work with a similar wage then there are zero benefits, not to mention when you inevitably get a divorce and lose half your shit to some bitch
I'll give Mario Kart an SSS if they choose Peach or Daisy and have those sexy biker outfits on
>>715305362>Not enjoying them cringing out as they shill for the next 4 hours
Why do these theatre kids insist on doubling down with this cringe shit? This is horrid
>>715305540/v/ argued that this isn't a tranny despite it having they/them pronouns
>>715305525>cant handle trans people existingYeah you're genuinely mentally weak dude
>>715305392What's the trans cause?
Why does this retard needs to scream so much. What is wrong with him?
>>715305406>reading a bookis this nigga for real lmao
not until it's closer to bedtime
>he said Baby Peach
/OURGUY/
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why are tendies like this
Fucking hell this is annoying
>I need some thrust
>I need some action
>I need baby peach
jesus spike you're sick
>>715305530Viewership is now sub 54k.
Why is Spike talking like a black man? He sounds like Sam Hyde doing a bit.
>>715305629Best character and Kart is already solved so itโll be whoever that is. Unless they donโt give a shit.
I did not enjoy the shouting match
>>715305643he used to just be a twink but speedrunning claims everyone in the end
Adef is actually a lot more OG than I thought, his first GDQ run was in 2014.
>>715305643Get out newfag
>>715305636Jews always double down.
is that feasel? he got FAT
>>715305431>If it weren't for the marathon month nesting this between ESA and ASM, I wouldn't have bothered.Yeah it's what I said last week, this is just noise between ESA and ASM for me, I've not gotten invested and while there's been a few fun runs I've caught, it's not even a big deal to me that it's been shit.
>See you anons in three days for Spyro to take over our lives againPlayStation Nation!
If Super Monkey Ball doesn't immediately captivate me, I'm skipping the rest. The Aussie marathon schedule looks decent.
Pete, I beg you... Do it now!
>>715305362See you for Spyro, anon.
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another fake wall... what a scam
>completely forgot about GDQ
>check thread
Guess I didn't miss much then.
There wasn't even a run chart this time?
>>715305615Perhaps they will get desperate one day
>>715305158Yes. It all started with Cosmo. The Nintendo World Championships marked the end of an era for speedrunning.
This is pretty much peak comedy to a redditor
this is going to be the longest stall of gdq history
>thereโs a another speedrunning cringe thread with 500 posts going on right now
Weird
>>715305763Feasel fucked off to do his own thing a while ago
We're not watching Deltatrune, right
Yeah, just donate ANOTHER 5 dollars
>>715305769it's played by shitty Limy, i wouldnt get my hopes up.
>>715305636i once tried out for an improv troop and i said faggot like 4 times. they didn't call me back
>>715305712Spike reminds me of Frank Hassle.
>>715305780They're all theater kids sat in a hotel, of course it's just a cheaply knocked together set that looks like some kind of porn set.
>>715305808We ain't seeing a game for like two hours
>i-if timmy apple... gave everyone $50000, he'd stil... hhhab.e.. llotts omff..nmoney...
ok
somehow this is actually better than when they're being straightforward and earnest
>kacey musgraves shirt
k-keyed...
>>715304440I'd have dropped this two or three marathons ago at least if not for the /v/ threads. My first marathon was unironically classic games done quick in 2010 (I'm 40...). GDQ actually improved over time until probably SGDQ 2014. Then it plateaued for a few years before declining in 2018 due to oversanitization. Then when they did the hard pivot to trans rights during Covid really began to nosedive (yes trannies weren't nothing new by then, but it wasn't until probably 2020 that the cultural shift became super apparent... and it's only accelerating now).
This motherfucker is high as a kite.
>>715305858Fuck no. I was sick of deltarune almost 5 years ago
Why are they ending with Deltarune? I feel like there are cooler games that released recently that would be more interesting for a finale
see you faggots at ASM/dogwater
>>715305803cosmo wasnt groomed
>>715305636They genuinely think they're funny.
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>>715305785>There wasn't even a run chart this time?https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/filename/ratings/
did KFFC just flip us all off?
I actually kinda like Adef and Jay. And they're BOTH cute.
>the only fuckable cis woman in the event is a dangerhair schiizo foid
gdqbros how do we compete
game and shout crying backstage after that divorce joke
>>715305785Yeah, chartecker's still posting his charts but usually in the beginning of the thread when it updates
>>715305913When were they straightforward and earnest?
mr basketball just did a line
>>715305935i can't afford to do that, anon...
>>715304712>>715304718A
Pretty good run and decent couch commentary
>My name is Kara
No it isn't.
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>>715305643>they/them pronounsCAT
>A troon for the host
YUCK
>whole event watching theater kids adderall yap
It's so obviously man, you aren't funny bro, you are having a meth manic episode.
>Closing out with a tranny host
Welp
Someone (you) me when the run starts. Fuck these theater kids
>>715305942He had feminine tendencies with painted nails, but John Numbers pushed him over the edge.
>>715305989did some dude really just do coke on their stream
>>715305413but married people constantly cheat lmao like there's absolutely zero difference between a boyfriend sleeping around Vs a husband sleeping around
>tranny on the mic for the rest of the event
>>715305952kay's cooking face
>>715303460โhypeโ meme is so cringey and not in a good way
>>715306032Do NOT google heyitskara
>>715305931It's weirder that there really isn't an incentive for 3 and 4. They've already played 2 for a final day last year, and you'd think they'd want more bullshit for their bullshit event.
>>715305978Kixy puts this fat autistic e-drama whore to shame.
Monkey Ball DS may not be the best Monkey Ball game but it is the cutest.
>>715305990Ok I'll play deltarune
This is our host for the next eternity, say something nice about her!!!
host sounds like a masculine person...
>>715305985Based Adef that was a direct shot at faggot shout also known as ruiner of kino FF run
Long shot but does anyone have that scuffed marathon event schedule an anon made during ESA?
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>>715305858>he has watched a single full run since the concertkwab
get vaccinated you stupid chuds
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>>715306117She's a very handsome woman.
are you FUCKING kidding me this FUCKING piece of shit gets the ending host spot, FUCK him
>>715305858Reluctantly yes, but I'm not happy about the runner being a Tranny Youtuber who's a particularly aggressive pusher of the main character being "non-binary" and I fear half the run is going to be him red in the face screeching every time someone "misgenders" the main character.
>MSF is independent and neutr-
Imagine somewhere in America a husband and wife are arguing because one of them wants to donate their rent money to twitch so they can hear their donation get read out loud.
> but you don't understand if we don't donate our rent money to hear the announcer say trans rights it will trigger my anxiety.
> if you donate our rent money I'm leaving you forever
Troon donates their rent money, donation isnt read, wife leaves him, later hangs themselve in shame.
I love this host shes gonna actually upset losers in here for numerous threads LOL
>>715306061not on stream but he's definitely on it
>>715306141Why was he wearing a shirt of jaedlyn?
>>715306072Doesn't pass even fucking slightly
>>715306117Nice spice rack.
>>715306069You're watching GDQ on a Saturday night.
nooooooo i don't want to catch the 'tisms
alright bros, Super monkey ball sounds like a good time for me to head to bed and have it on as background audio, it's 1am here
I'll probably wake up around the time Deltarune is ending unless they add more shit on the end of the event
If I wake up too late, it's been fun friends. See you all again in 6 months
>>715306129you might be on to something...
>>715305978Not even close to Kixy
am i the only one who actually just hates this dude
Limy Sr? This fucker is a dad?
>already starting the monkeyball run
>32 minutes to make 147k
lmao
This is going to be amazing !
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kek
>Limy
He literally had one of the worst runs for the event, Quake 64 was an actual disaster.
Announcer sounds like runforthecube
>>715306184nobody said they're neutral
they're very anti-israeli/IDF
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Need $148,283 in 49 minutes
$3,026 per minute
It's going to happen, thanks to $100k from YETEE at the last minute
TRANS RIGHTS
Damn lauriedbunnykins is FINE
>running this game for 11 years
Interesting let's see the disaster.
>>715306236Take a 20 min power nap!
>>715306285You've made this same post like 10 times now
Holy FUCK the crowd cleared out
>alot of baby love out there
>>715305954>all those ads and nepo runsJesus.
>lot of baby love out there
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>lot of baby love out there
>monkeyball run
>suddenly 50% nigger representation
interesting...
We've hit sub 52k viewers.
>shit talking the Mario bros
You cunt
>>715306283I'M TIRED OF SEEING THIS FAGGOT'S FACE
>>715306267CLEAN IT UP JANNY
oh shit its the gdq staff buck
I'm curious about this concert you're all talking about. Was it that bad?
if anyone makes the monkeys playing monkey ball joke im gonna lose it
Two troons AND
Black and fast?
Yeah. Im thinking thisn is gonna be cringekino
>>715306369Shoutouts to every world leader!
ah it's gonna be a shoutfest donation beg run, time to bail.
What a rude thing to say about the other runners
>we're not uptight like those sm64 runners
totally unnecessary, what a faggot
how many runs have they let this man do this event? this has to be at least the third
>>715306303if everybody watching donates 1 million dollars, MSF will get 20 grand to help dem kidz
it took one event for me to get limy fatigue
>>715306369he literally looks like me and acts like me
wasn't peas the stuper spergy mario kart guy
AiAi>>>>>all
I also like Doctor in the later games.
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Notable achievements of Limy:
>runner of the the lowest recorded average rating for the whole event
>>715306424dont forget, they're unapologetic too
>limy and jaxler in the same run
this is an automatic F
how would i ask what this persons name is without offending them, what is she's name?
Why did the Monkey Ball games decrease in quality so BADLY after the GCN?
>fucked up on the second level
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>NOOOOO ANY IS NOT TRANS
These cowards should've ran the community map packs instead.
Maybe the others who are going to sleep are making the right call after all. Fucking abysmal last 3 runs to end this shitshow.
>super monkey ball
finally a real fucking video game
>>715306345So? It's true
>>715306498This shit speaks for itself.
we doing phone games now? da fuk...
The fact this kind of game was possible on the DS is actually insane
>>715306564>listening to yurosngmi
man this would of been amazing on the 3ds with gyro and all
Holy fuck this is worse than I thought it was going to be
Disaster dnf incoming
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End of GDQ always pathetic and cringe. I can't.
Jesus fuck this guy sucks at this game.
>>715306596Shame about the runner
Did this mother fucker choke on the SECOND LEVEL
What the fuck super monkey ball runs are supposed to be impressive
Does this nigga even play
>>715306512>i watch for she is now grammatically correct
>>715306509qrd on jaxler?
i just tuned in and Limy already chocked LOL
>>715306517Is there any Monkey ball games on Steam that is worth playing? I loved the gamecube one.
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what's this guy's place on the leaderboard
2 minutes in and already a transwreck
>>715306614DS was pretty good for what it could do
Super Mario 64 as the first game was a good choice to show off the power
YETEEEE HOOOOOOOYPPPPPPPPP
>>715306650It's a monkey playing a monkey in a ball whatdayyaexpect
The mercy is that it's a 30 minute run.
Hmmm? Is it hard to control? Maybe you should FUCKING PLAY THE ACTUAL GAME AND NOT A MOBILE SHIT ON YOUR DS YOU NEPOTISTIC FUCK
>>715306650Of course he doesn't They just need some time to farm that 130 k for the 2 million mario kart incentive
>>715305862Yeah I'm out. See you anons in a couple days!
YETEE HOOOOOOYYYYYYPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE
TRANS RIGHTS!
>I GOTTA BOUNCE IN FOR A SEC HERE
do you, though?
also lol 40k from the yetee in 3 hours
this has to by far be the worst final moments of a gdq event in history
ANOTHER 10K FROM THE YETEE
>>715306650At least he's pulling off tricks
donator reader has the tranniest voice yet
very tired of these blacks
>>7153067082nd in this category, 3 minutes behind a 9 year old run
there are 5 runners. do the math.
ANOTHER TEN SEPTILLION FROM THE YETEEEEEEE
>Limy someone managed to squeeze everything wrong about GDQ into his Quake run
>Does it again with this
This man is a living microcosm of the shitshow GDQ became.
>>715306720> transwreckKek
>>715306741>not a mobile shitSaar...
>staff nepo blackie run
>deltatroon
jesus FUCKING CHRIST this is a worse finale than if they just ended on the concert AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>715306658he shows up to a lot of runs that turn out to be disasters, like that chibi robo run and that one seafrog game that has like 5 players max
can someone post the chart so I can watch something good
does the yetee really make that much money selling t-shirts goddamn
>>715306695Not really
Banana Blitz is a mediocre port of the Wii one
Banana Mania is a worse version of 1/2
Banana Rumble I heard was okay but it's on switch you could just emulate
>>715306743>Yeah I'm outI'm sticking around to see just how shameless they are about reaching $2m in the next 40 minutes
>>715306708Heโs not even ranked
>>715306708Nonexistent.
https://www.speedrun.com/touchandroll?h=Main_Worlds&x=w20p5gjk
Is this really how we're going to close things out? Make your predictions now on how many abominations are going to be on the couch for Deltatroon.
>>715306517The main director fucked off and the people left on the series thought it would be best to dumb it down for literal babies.
Imagine if Sonic got cuter, easier and more lame, that's what happened with Monkey ball
>>715306761they're really struggling to reach that 2 mil
>>715306741The console ones are more competitive.
YETEE here. I'm donating both my testicles and another $10,000.
Let's go HYYYYYYPE.
Yetee be making big bucks selling tshirts
Yeti, just drop $100K to give the people their Mario Kart.
We know you're going to, so just do it now.
Oh brother this guy STINKS
>>715306761whats up with the colors
>>715306817>something goodHalo and Metroid. That's genuinely it.
This is embarrassing to watch. He isnโt going to beat the game, let alone speed run it.
>blonde hair
Why is he co-opting white culture?
>>715306761>Sent is going to show up for the endHe's the only reason I'm watching
>>715306825>not how they reach $2.5m todayYou're not even imagining the levels of begging that await.
Where are the โTHEREโS NO WAY THEYโRE MAKING THAT MONEY IN THIS AMOUNT OF TIMEโ posters? You are officially the biggest buffoons of the week.
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>>7153068185 dollars per shirt sold btw
>>715306841>Imagine if Sonic got cuter, easier and more lameImagine?
>>715306850kek, nice webm anon
>we are getting a begathon for 2 million
is it even going to work with only 50k viewers?
I should start selling tshirts
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The fuck was that he just walked off the edge
i've lost count of the deaths
>>715306761Yeah I dunno what they were thinking
>>715306942Of course it will.
It's not legitimate money.
>>715306962All part of the stall plan
>>715306836"Limga" is this guy, who's 2nd on the leaderboard
>>715306942what thee fuck man
>>715306865they have to edge it as much as possible to get impulse donators to blow their loads
>>715306942what the fuck is that
>>715306809Listen here, you bloody benchod, etc. etc.
But really, any of the normal console versions that use an actual controller instead of indie shit would have been preferable. Especially if he's going to complain about the controls constantly.
there's so many trannies as GDQ now they have to focus on black people to feel progressive
Seriously what the fuck is this
I don't know, guys. I don't know if The Yetee nor Fangamer will be able to save the Mario Kart World run. Let's do our part and get a $5 donation train going!
#AMD here for #TRANSRIGHTS #SGDQ25 with a quick $50.000
HOOOYYYYP
So is this normal for monkeyball runs or does this guy suck?
>>715306932Itโs been a while but Heroes wasnโt easier than SA1 or 2.
>>715306989>>715307020oh fuck off already
no one wanted to bake all week
>not gonna go for the trick because its too difficult
Fucking unreal
>>715306572>Dr. Pavel, I'm XY
>>715307037A good Monkey Ball speedrunner dies maybe 2 or 3 times during a whole run
>>715306989404'd
Next time don't piss off the jannies
>>715307085Hm? You say something?
>>715306840He's actually straight for women, which somehow makes it funnier
Please make the choking stop
>>715306932I was thinking of something more like this
Did he just call the game itself homophobic?
>>715306564>sm64>abyssmalcommentar was a bit dry but it was still a pretty good run, especially compared to the slop we've seen most of this marathon
>>715306614yeah that's true, i was thinking it was 3DS but for normal DS this is pretty good
>>715307485>This shit>Mario Kart World>Deltarune
>>715307042sonic heroes is a 'hard' game in that it forces you to play slow and do what the devs want in the right order or else you glitch out and fall through the floor and die, but at no point does it actually expect you to do anything challenging. By comparison SA1 and 2 have a fair number of actually difficult platforming sections and SA2 has that one rouge vault mission, both of which filter actual uncoordinated children from beating the game in a way that heroes simply doesnt.
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What went wrong?
>>715306650he's second place on the leaderboard for this category and estimate is 10 minutes higher than his PB. though to be fair, the leaderboard has like 5 runners
>>715306285And then proceded to shit up most the couches for other runs
>>715306830>>715306836he's "limga", the profile links to his twitch
I thought these people wanted to be seen as women? Why do they advertise the fact that they aren't?
>>715306708That's a girl anon
>>715308076literally nothing they do makes sense
Ok any hairy bitches in this except that one?
>>715304440TRANS FUCKING RIGHTS
Just get to fucking Mario Kart already.
>>715307830they say trans rights every 5 minutes