race harder, not smarter!

Surely you've been invited out to a hot spring to be experimented on, right anon?

Super sexy MAYANO TOP GUN. Features (top to bottom):
- Fluffy long hair
- DROOPY girlfriendly motherfly eyes
- cool, urban jacket. I'd wear the heck out of that
- crop top exposing her delicious midriff
- breeding hips contained in sexy hotpants
- zettai ryouki exposing her milky horse thighs

>>715322479
she's a child you fucking creep

>>715322525
Sir, she is a horse.

Just got an 8* Bakushin if anyone wants it.
508172231729

Wait so I'm new to this, is it true the male horse characters have bows on their right ear and if they're irl horse is a mare they have a ribbon or some shit on their left ear? Also, does this mean boy umas have futa horse cocks?

>>715322479
Another Mayabro!

>>715322550
A HORSE WHAT????

>>715322627
a horse wife

Wait so I'm new to this, is it true the male horse characters have bows on their right ear and if their irl horse is a mare they have a ribbon or some shit on their left ear? Also, does this mean boy umas have futa horse cocks?

>>715322525
She's the one that's coming onto me.

>>715320936 (OP)
Anyone have the lyrics to her song? I try listening carefully but it's really hard to keep up

>>715322525
Out of ten!

>>715322784
Something about a vaccine? I don't really understand rap music.

>>715322784
Its a commentary on the Japanese work ethic and how they give thier lives up for the sake of someone else's profits.

this game is honestly shit and only the girls are the good part. every mechanic and daily and event system are total ass after the 10 hour mark

are all gachas like this?

I don't get it. Both /v/ and the google dockey said King Halo had the hardest career, but it's a fucking breeze compared to other umas like Matikanefukukitaru.

horse tummies

>>715323373

>>715323303
First gacha dating sim?

>>715323361
maybe they lack the cards

>>715322379
I actually just got my first hot springs win earlier today, and with my favourite horse too. Lucky me

>>715323361
People don't know how to build late runners, shocker

this handsome uma comes out of nowhere and spanks your trainee, what do you do?

>>715322379
i've never beaten the ura finals OR won the hot spring ticket
so no

>>715320936 (OP)
am i actually supposed to do the random races in career mode? or is it only for when i need more fans?

>>715323750
whys she spanking herself?

>>715323361
What the fuck

>>715323802
you do them for skill points and to level up your uma's unique skill (picrel)

>>715322379
I got my first one with Vodka

>>715323972
happy tomborse

>>715320936 (OP)
After 2024 it seems like respect for boomers fell off a cliff

which uma is canonically the dumbest

Emperorbros?

>>715324090
BA
KU
SHIN

>>715323750

Why is haru SO TINY

>>715324092
that's not a condor

>>715324090
>canonically a good lover and sex master irl
Imagine what the gold ship in game can do...

>>715324090

>>715324176
big things come in small packages

>>715324090
You know exactly who and it's not Gold Ship

>>715324140
>>715324305
surely shes just pretending

i thought special-chan becoming round after eating was a one off joke
turns out its recurring

fuck sparks

DO NOT OPEN

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

>>715324379
>7_years.jpg

>>715324140
https://youtu.be/sxcAXamuyR4?si=CG2c34B6a5Y8R9w-

>>715324415
It's actually a horse joke

If horses eat too much in a short time their stomach swells a bunch

Look up 'Hay Belly'

>>715324415
this franchise is so full of round bellies it's unreal

>>715324435
NOOOOOOOOOOO

https://youtube.com/shorts/wwSyekIeKOs?si=4GpC4fNwuJEnFR4-
>Gold Ship is 16
lol?

I don't like the idea of screwing with support cards. is the correct play to reroll accounts on the 16th to get double kitasan black support cards then I never have to worry about it and can just roll on and use whatever horse I like?

>>715324090
Stats wise, Gold Ship has the lowest starting wit of 70 stat closely followed by Matikanefukukitaru with 73 wit

>>715324305
>894 times
That's like 15 straight minutes of singing BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

>>715324607
yeah it's genuinely that good, you'll get a bunch of SR cards too
3 copies of kitasan black is enough for an MLB later on, after you have her and Motion/Creek then you're set for life and can roll for whatever you like

human women lsot

Why to the tranjans allow several threads for this at once?

>>715324536
Oh it gets better.

Uma SHOUNEN franchise

>>715324873
>viable career stat distribution

>>715324801
horse cock worship

>>715322662
There are no horse cocks in this franchise.

>>715324529
HE'S FAT

>>715324719
what if i don't get any of those 3 cards?

>>715324873
This stat spread is unironically really strong for back position runners on medium/long tracks

is there a guide on this gacha? i don't understand what are support cards for, should i just roll for horses?

>>715325026
reroll

>>715325060
https://gametora.com/umamusume/beginners-guide

>>715325026
Bricked, you will be a borrowcuck like the rest.

>>715324873

>>715325026
You're fucked

>>715325118
thanks bro

>>715325086
but i've spent money on this account...

>>715325176
it's so fucking over for you

>>715325176
Even better! You can spend some more money later, anon. Thank you for loving and supporting uma musume!

>>715325340
damn you dio...

if horses are so good, why they didn't invent horse 2?

>>715322556
appreciated

I luckshitted my way into this roll
I'm not gonna be able to get another version of this account after the 16th with a Kitasan instead of Twin Turbo

Who is the dykest uma

>>715322556
Thanks anon!

>>715325815
the two horses here wearing pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8PQexPl6Ns

>>715320936 (OP)
Shit uma, you only got two wit

Kitasan black banner for the higher SR dups and then the only horse girl I want is Nishino Flower but she doesn't come out for a year. Looks like I'm pretty much set.

Road to the Top is really making me like TM Opera O and now I regret not rerolling for her.

i want to kiss twin turbo

>>715322479
Im saving for Halloween Mayano. Shan't roll for anything until then.

>>715325815
Agnes Digital

What type of deck is good for Oguri Cap?

>>715323361
How?
>>715323701
No its because she has an A in sprint and nothing else but 80% of her races are medium and long and then throw a sprint at you at the end so your stamina you have to build up early has no use and you have super low speed

I'm sick of only managing yo get C rating.
Any good guide yo help me achieve B or A rating?

>>715323802
If you REALLY need skillpoints it's the best way to get them

i did it for my wife

it only took 6 career runs

>>715325919
>announcer going crazy
holy FUAAARRKING KINO

>>715326205
check Kyou K Rice Shower poverty run.

how do i win with goldship
do i just go pace chaser

>>715325785
So people just don't care about horses at all and focus on support cards? What a weird gacha

>>715326473
my wife nice nature is a 1 star so I didn't need to whale for her

>>715326408
Just go end and pump her with stamina/power.

>>715326171
You really don't need a whole lot to clear King's campaign.

>>715320936 (OP)
Most retards have tard strength but Bakushin O has tard speed.

>>715326473
Cards provide a better stat uma but primarily you roll for your favorite horses.

>>715323856
she's the most attractive Uma, why wouldn't she spank herself?

>>715326473
gold ship is free

>>715326171
>How?
I have no idea, I just farmed friendship points and focused on getting as much power and speed as possible since I want her to be a PvP Late Sprinter
>she has an A in sprint and nothing else but 80% of her races are medium and long
I did raise her medium rank to A because her Vodka grandpa had a 2* medium spark, but she only has to run a single long race and winning it isn't a requirement. Then you get a bunch of Sprint/Mile races you can easily win by making her a front runner. For her medium races, I made her a late surger since it consumes less stamina.

>>715326657
oops, I forgot the cards

>>715326473
you invest in cards so later your waifu is big and strong, you wouldn't let your waifu down, right anon?

My 9* Teio for pace chasers
833605699429

>>715326408
Have more focus on power than speed.

I'm convinced the G3s and G2s are harder so they actually require insane effort to unlock the trophies for carats because G1s are usually tied to career. This makes no goddamn sense. It's nothing to do with them being optional because the Japan Cup was not a part of Air Groove career and I destroyed in that after being demolished in a G2 race just a month before and after.

>>715326473
I actually like it this way compared to other gacha
Comparatively with time you can zero in on practically horse you want, and every horse is viable in their own way, but most of the gacha spending pressure is on just making your stable of horses stronger
Thats compared to wanting to get X or Y character and never getting it

>>715326734
Thanks!

>>715326734
What a stud

>>715326734
this goddamn horse race simulator going all the way down to simulating the sale of hoers semen to other breeders

>>715327043
Worth every penny.

How does the retirement mechanic work? I just turn the horses I don't want into glue?

Why is Rice looking at onii-sama like this?

>>715327116
Yes, you glue them for goods. But it's better to auction them to other trainers once there's a trade event going on. Keep your umas.

Any clubs to join?

i'm only 4 pieces away from finally getting my wife to 3 stars bro

Transfer veterans? Transfer them where?

>>715327125
Trainer's getting some shower.

>>715324140
10% boost to wit, though.

>>715327221
Ganbare!

>>715326734
thnx for the broken Teio
>tfw I will probably never have a 9 star myself
I think the best I can realistically is 7 star by having the 3-star borrowed grandparent and getting 2-stars on mine.

>>715326205
Stack support cards with Race Bonus stat then races like fuckton of times. I got racemaxxingpilled after it bring me way better result than training. Training is a scam.

>>715327287
Yes in order to help her remember the lyrics to her favorite song

fucked up how this masterpiece will be lost after the eventual EoS

>>715327413
Let's enjoy the ride while it lasts.

>>715327243
qrd?

>>715327413
They'll kill Grubble before this
Think about what it would take to kill Grubble

>>715327243
Too much clothing

>>715327552
Haruhi Suzumiya if she hoers

>>715327413
Wait, since when are we getting a Persona 5 collab?

>>715327413
A global version EoS seems very unlikely, this game went viral in a way they probably never expected, it had enough of an impact that even japanese fans were commenting about it.

>>715327565
the people that think this game will EoS anytime soon are fucking retards, don't talk to them.
there's literally 4-5 years of content that doesn't even need to be made, just translated. people just equate cygames' shitty sideprojects that were codeveloped by other companies that made bad decisions as their actual main games for some reason.

>>715326734
My Oguri Cap will love this. Thank you!

>>715327707
>>715327565
never forget

>>715323361
King love.
McFatty who? Make way for the true canon wife.

>>715327817
You're posting umas now?

>>715327894
Always have

>Bakushin immediately gets Night Owl before Make Debut
>rolling SSR Tazuna, figure I'll proc her dates to cure it instead of infirmary
>constant migraines that kill her mood
>50% of every Rest is Sleep Deprived
>Tazuna dates don't start until immediately before URA Finales
>literally went through the entire run with Night Owl that likely ate 200+ Energy
>Still win with 1190 Speed
Sakura is too strong, holy fuck
also had a quadruple friendship training near the end that gave 70ish speed

>>715325026
I don't have any and am doing fine
That being said I am saving for kitasan, will have 200 rolls by then

Why is every Uma twitter post randomly going viral, especially when it comes from a random tranny?

Are the story mode SSRs worth using?

>>715328120
Yes

>>715327849
Dragalia... lost...

Does anyone have a /v/ club in can join?

>>715327849
I had sworn off gachas after this shut down but these damn horses pulled me back in...

>just won the URA Finals with McQueen by 6 lengths
Holy fucking Secreteriat
I think it was the S rating turf that did it, it must give big buffs in the same way having a bad rating gives big debuffs

>>715328315
S turf is like a 10-20% bonus

>>715327849
HEY HEY YEAH YEAH

>>715328356
that's a pretty big buff desu.

How the fuck do I get an A rank or better horse?

How is everyone's club? You're doing your part to support them right? Mines ranked usually in the 600 to 700s

>>715328425
not my problem

Bakashin is my lovely wife. She can go through an entire pregnancy every 3 months

>>715328407
Gold skills worth big points. Min maxxing because the points from going from 800 to 1000 is more than points from going fro 400 to 600. Match skills to your lengths and styles. If you have A in mile you get more points for skills that help in mile than those that help other things. General skills like Homestretch haste are worth less than specialized skills.

>>715327243
Ah.

I have about $600 set for kitasan black, is that enough for MLB?

Bakushin is the only horsu to got me through the goals and into the finals. How does she do it.

Is shoe swapping really as busted for Free-players as I think it is?
>Can earn 50 Club Points a day
>Exchange 100 for Main Story SSR Supports dupes
>Can lvl50 Uncap in 8 days
There's no way that's correct, the point cost has to double every time or something

>>715328808

>>715328730
lol

mayano is surprisingly lusty...

>>715328889
Oh fuck, my master plan is in ruins.
Surely that's not for the second dupe?

>>715329083
Yeah it's for the second dupe lmfao

>>715327817
>Daiwa catches me fucking Tachyon

>>715328807
she failed semifinals. cowgirl, however, did not and carried me home

>>715328730
50% you get 2. 20% you get 3 copies.

>>715328730
Thank you for keeping the servers alive

>>715329083
Yep good luck.
Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on how you see it, club points aren't really worth using anything on right now aside from the very few decent story welfare cards they add. You gotta wait until they revamp the shop and they add actually worth items like pull tickets or the monthly 3* horse ticket.

im about to do a run with mcqueen, what should be my second stamina card? im on the fence about the Rice SSR since you don't get the bonus until level 40

King Halo's career is a mess.

>>715322525
First thing she says is she wants your dick. Even Super Creek is slower then that.

>>715326473
>>715326875
Every Horse is viable, well viable in a spreadsheet pve-ish game.

Even this horse is viable.

>>715326734
Was able to get my Oguri to A rank finally, thanks anon.

>>715329589
Mayano or Cafe.

>>715330029
she was my second career success, fuck the haters

>>715330029
How do you build her? Pure debuffs?

>>715328407
Even if you have a good deck of cards, you still need good rng to build their friendship up early and getting plenty of double/triple rainbows, so it all comes down to optimizing your runs and repeating them until everything aligns

>>715329589

>>715330386
>>715330151
thanks

I just started a few days ago
I can get most of my recruits to their last goal or the beginning of the big tournament but I stall out hard at that point. I can consistently get speed over 600 with my support cards but stam I struggle to get above 450 and the others around 300
I've had the most success focusing on front running with Bakushin but it definitely seems like I'm missing something

Am I just fucked without lots of support card doubles for uncapping?

How old are trainer san and the girls supposed to be? Someone like maruzensky is portrayed as a lot older than the rest but she's still in the same year as them?

>>715330332
I just made a decent deck of balanced stats (for her) and bunch of useful Late Surge abilities, besides the usual go to cards.

>>715330525
Support cards do help a ton, but regardless you're gonna be failing a bunch of runs until you figure out how to properly stat your girl and configure your deck right according to their race objectives and how to pick the proper inherits and skills.

>>715330525
Did you build up friendship first? Also did you use a good legacies (minimum at least one of the legacies got 9* blue sparks)?

rolling for kitasan negro

>>715330332
NTA but i mostly focused on at least 300+ in power/guts and the rest speed. pace, not late. lots of yellow skills. i think debuffs are mostly for late PvPers

Any whales here can you drop friendcode please

>>715330742
Like I said, just started a day or so ago so I'm just using whatever sr+'s I have at the highest level available.
>>715330752
Yeah I focus friendships to 4 asap to get the rainbow trainings for speed and stam
My highest trainee is 3 stars and I haven't seen any super strong guests available. I haven't posted yet so I'm assuming I can use a code here to use a strong guest for my next career's legacy

Who should be in the JRA hall of fame that isn't already?

>>715330804
>be a Jap
>be scandalized by someone dancing in a park

>>715331218
Where is Haru Urara

>>715331305
Doing shit in public truly is traumatizing for them unless extremely organized ahead of time.

>>715331315
At a farm about to eat 2000 pounds of grass.

>>715331447
I fed a shitload to my retired racemare including grain and she wouldn't put on weight. And she did jackshit other then around in circles for a bit when I exercised her.

Did my daily today career today and got a mid/decent run that got a 3* speed spark. Its 6*speed/3*stam if anyone needs. She also ran quite a few G1s so the affinity should be a little higher too. 912163798867

>>715331447
Damn she is the GOAT

>>715329539
>monthly 3* horse ticket.
oh that sounds nice

Do not marry filthy ningens.

>>715331447
FAT FUCK

>>715331647
Artist fucked up. Could've pinned down the ears in the correct direction to show how angry they are.

>>715331647
RICE NO!

reminder that you still need some stam for actual sprint race. all career races have hidden modifier and it does not reflect real performance. don't be a fucking retard

>Mejiro McQueen
Is she like american

>>715331560
>9* + Medium spark
Thank you anon for setting up King Halo for me

>>715331778
That reminds me of that time I did a team trials match vs a bakushin with 1200 speed/1200 wit and 250 stam and 0 recovery skills. Shes just completely died on the last leg.

>>715331836
She can definitely eat like one.

ID# for level 50 Super Creek?

Extra serving of Rice

>>715331905

>>715326734
Cheers anon this is going right into the Tachyon Eugenics Program

>>715331647
are their moms not horse girls as well? is this some sort of mutation?

>>715327243
she used to be so cute. why'd they have to hag her, bros?

>>715332198
She would starve. I've seen starving TBs.

My first A, its sparks suck ass but fuck yeah!

>>715332156
From what I remember
Uma Mom = Guaranteed uma daughter
Human mom = Minuscule (but still possible) uma daughter

I realize you can change the URA finale's length if you spam optional races of that specific length. Saw one of my uma got two different URA trophies in the trophy room.

>>715331778
just borrow a 9* stamina parent and use your best Uma for stamina sparks, you don't even need super creek if you do that you'll end the run with 500+ stamina without ever even looking at stamina training.

>>715331765
>she sees your erection

>>715332223
I'm glad she got some milkers.

>>715332223
I like both.

>>715332836
holy pits

I NEED 6,000 CARATS
WHERE ARE THEY

>sucks 10 energy away from you
nothing personal

>>715333146
>WHERE ARE THEY

>>715333146
Trophies. Each new G1 trophies are like 100 each, G2s are 50, and G3s are 30.

>>715333146
Open your wallet

>>715333146
watch all main story events or start trophy hunting

>>715333146
>hasn't gotten to 30k with BURACKU right around the corner
ngmi

>>715333228

I'M FUCKING TIRED OF IT GIVE ME THE TICKET NOW

>>715333497
Just play normally and it'll show up when you less expect

>>715333497
THE FUCKINTG DIRECTOR DOESN'T COUNT???????????????

>>715333497
run 6 speed cards and pray

>>715333659
no lmao

>>715332836

>>715332156
Isnt Special mom dead? I remember she was raised by a human woman

i have no fucking idea what i'm doing. is this a good tachyon deck or should I swap something?

>>715333146
Found a mystery $6 in my google play account so I was thinking of buying the $4 starter pack with 600 paid. Buy the 50 paid carat pull daily and thats the equivalent of 1800 carats getting me closer to the pity 200 pulls.

>>715333815
I forget do the carats you buy on mobile transfer to steam? I have about $6 in my google account too.

>>715333967
I don't think so, so just pull on your phone

>>715333794
Read what the cards actually do, it's mostly just enough to have desirable gold skills and stats relevant to what you want.

>>715333794
Borrow something better. Thats one of the worst SSRs you are borrowing.

>>715333967
No, bought carats from one platform won't appear on the other, it's exclusive to whatever platform you bought it on

>>715334154
i wanted to run 2 wit and i already have the other wit ssr. is it really worse than the other wit SRs?

>finally got a hot spring ticket at the raffle with Ogurin
>worst run I've had since launch
>mood downs everywhere
>failing training on less than 10% chances constantly
>second place at the URA Finals

>>715333794
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare

This is a Godsend due to how shit Cygames' UI is.

gg wylder and guardian, ponyman didn't even down anyone

>>715320936 (OP)
shouldnt it be wis for wisdom?
whats wit short for?

>>715334489
Wit is a word, anon.

Rice is going to assault you, oh no

i NEED mama Creek...

She's gonna be full for a long time

>>715333146
Post lewd umas

>portrayed as serious senpai character the entire film
>suddenly shows up wearing THIS
was da HECK!?

Why do they wear normal racing outfits during jobber matches but decide to wear big fancy dresses for the important races? wouldn't that slow them down??

>>715334586
I half expect them to tell people to stop sending it soon due to not being able to store all of it or something.

>>715334916
drag doesn't exist in the umaverse.

>>715334916
because their real jobs is being idols

it's like women boxing, if they weren't running in a bikini, they would only sell a fraction of the tickets to the races

>>715334916
anything up to g2 is child's play, they wear their serious outfits for g1

>>715334916
ERMMM it's le reference to the fact that every horse has a unique colored jacket for the jockey to wear to identify them

>>715334846
It was the only way for Pokke to get out of her depression.

>>715334979
Nah, they will pocket some of that.

>>715322379
We prayed together

Someone post a horse with glasses.

>>715334979
I read it gets doled out monthly so I don't think it's an issue quantity wise.
Plus our girl will have a fully belly for a long time

>>715324873
Seriously, how do you get stats like this? Here's my usual bullshit by Arima Kinen
Like, where the fuck is the extra 500 total stats coming from?

>need to train Stamina to win the next race
>but there's a double rainbow on speed
>and a triple rainbow the next turn

>>715334979
I'm pretty sure it says on the website if the horse can't eat all of it they share it with the surrounding horses, like this one

>>715335590
what are your cards like?
>>715335685
Bakushin anon, bakushin. No balls, do it.

>>715335703
I can imagine Urara just having a grass eating party with all her friends.

>>715335727
>what are your cards like?
I don't have the giga "reroll until you have these" cards.
I just want to beat the legend race man, but getting 650 stam is so fucking hard whilst trying to also have good speed

>>715333497
I already did that one, but I can't get the claw machine to trigger and when it does I fuck up, is it a limited time event btw?

>>715334916
it's called "pretty derby" for a reason.

A more technical answer is that they already have to wear the school uniform, if they all wore the same stuff all the time during races then the identity of the characters would start to blend together. The races is where the action happens, so you also want the characters to look distinctive, "muh practicality" be damned.

>>715333696
I only have 4 and now I have to wait for the fucking metanigger banner

cute lesbians

>>715336053
Surprised we haven't caught them making out yet angrily of course

>>715336053
card??

>>715336053
>Agnes Digital's hands typed this post

>>715335834
Your cards are better than mine wtf. I am legit jealous of that +3 Sweep Tosho. What's your usual comp? For long races it's like 3 speed+3 stamina or 4 speed+2 stamina.

Is there any winter runner skill? I feel that would be good for the URA finals when you have not enough for a full skill between races.

I can't believe my Opera pulled this off

>>715335834
You're definitely doing something wrong you have a very good SR lineup. I suggest skimming through the how to train section of the 200 pages google doc or reading some beginner guides on gametora

Opera is the faggiest

>>715335834
Read chapter 2, get Rice Shower's SSR. Mayano Top Cun has a 20% boost when training stamina, so use Mejiro Mcqueen, Rice Shower, and Manhattan Cafe's SSRs, plus Special Week and Twin Turbo. Borrow a Super Creek since Maestro is essential on any medium/long uma. I assume you know how to train effectively, right anon?

>>715336284
There is but currently only Yukino Bijin's support cards give that consistently.

>>715336394
>I assume you know how to train effectively, right anon?
Only when I'm not getting fucked by my trainers hovering in Guts, or if they bother showing up at all

>>715336386
sounds like jealousy to me
the only thing she's gay for is herself

Why are gold ship's tits so big?

YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE GRASSES!

>>715324090
Bakushin is pretty dumb since you convince her out of running 1 3600 race by telling her running 3 1200 meter races in a row stack up to 3600 and counts.

>tfw finally pulled her
see you, space cowboys

>>715322379
>First URA finales win
>First Hot Springs (while reading this thread)
How many more firsts is she gonna take from me?

>>715335834
If it was me I would pick Special Week, Twin Turbo, Biko Pegasus, Sweep Tosho for speed and Manhattan Cafe+borrowed Super Creek for stamina. McQueen Specialities Priority is smaller than Manhattan Cafe and their boost is around the same.

We must secure the existence of our umas and a future for uma children

Another pair of shoes to sniff on.

Wow that's a lot of titles, I actually don't know which to pick

are umas worried trainer might not like them because they aren't human?

>>715333659
The director is watching you train your musume, dummy baka trainer

>>715336891
Somehow, after losing to her 5 times over the past couple days, my horse finally managed to lock in and get the shoes with her last try.

>>715336991
I'm certain if trainer was racist towards umamusume the director would have kicked him out before getting a single trainee

>>715336949

>>715322761
God DAMN I want to pick her up, bend her over the table, and go to town.

>>715337167
>>715336991
Not only that, becoming a trainer is a regulated thing. In CG the dude has to take a bunch of tests to even be able to apply as a trainer at the school. I don't think someone that doesn't like Umas would go through all that trouble

>>715336457
wrong
i'm going to pin her down by her wrists and hold her while calling her beautiful until she breaks keyfabe

I wish I actually pulled more guts cards to start guts maxxing. All I got from SSR and SR was STR and SPD

>>715336949
Only unique titles are worth picking.

>>715336891
WHY ARE THE TROPHIES FUCKING SHOES
AHHHHHHHH WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

>>715337260
>Leg locks (you)
>Cum inside her
>Nande ya nen!?
>Weakly karate chops (you)r chest

>>715337380
What's the matter, anon?
Don't like shoes?

>>715337380
SNIFFA

>>715326734
Shes going to be a stud horse for many baby racers in the future.

>>715336658
And how does that make her dumb? 3 x 1200 = 3600

>>715337369
>Need an S rank parent
Well that's gonna be a while

Is it important to get affinity to double circle?

I have no idea what I’m doing in this game but I won career mode with Daiwa Scarlet and that made me smile

>>715337684
Gives your parents' sparks a higher chance to proc so yeah, but it's pretty difficult to do rn from what I've heard. You can't have any selfcest in the lineage

>>715337760
forgot to put text, but i was wondering if i should replace speed with wit.

STOP RUINING MY TRIPLE CROWN GUNDAM YOU FUCKING BLACK BITCH

>>715337853
Bourbon Gundam would actually be kind of a sick name for a Gundam actually.

>>715337760
Get rid of the Special Week. She's objectively shit.

>>715325676

>>715337984
Is it because of the energy drain she does sometimes or something else?

Do your uma's facial expressions change when their stamina runs low throughout the race?
Is my honse gassed?

it's kinda fucked up that we have clubs just for trading anime girl horse shoes

>new data
PANIC

>>715338224
it's what happens when they run out of stamina and use their guts stat instead

>>715338224
Yes, but morons who play in landscape mode can't see this.

>>715336658
There are TWO bakushin mods for helldivers 2 already
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/6139
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/6434

>Paris

>>715338207
She doesn't offer much in stats or skills. Better off with any other card

>>715337684
I barely notice the difference desu and you don't need to worry about it this early in the game.

ADD KORIN PURE!

>>715337815
what are you even trying to do with all those power cards. having 3 speed is bare minimum on almost any build.

>>715338224
I haven't been paying much attention to the expressions of the horses, but I'm pretty sure I noticed Suzuka having that sort of pained expression throughout the entirety of the senior Autumn Tenno Sho in her career, which is a pretty interesting detail if true

>>715334916
I wish they have both a signature racewear that is more running oriented (kinda like what urara wear maybe without the jacket) and a signature idolwear.
I know that would be alot of work for the games but having 2 different outfit for racing and shows would fit Cinderella Gray which isn't a "pretty derby"

>>715338483
>Go to the Prix
>Come back and become a total shitter

Literally cursed.

better to roll for kitasan black banner so I get a good chance at fine motion/super creek too while the pool is smaller, yes?

>>715338618
Never happened. You will take your Silence Suzuka and you will like it.

>>715338483
>make a big deal of french horse racing
>even a Cygames partnership with France Galop
>still no Uma Musume translated in French
putain de merde
Je veux baiser ces deux filles jument

>>715338224
Yeah

>>715338758
They probably didn't expect the game to actually survive in the West. Maybe this would motivate them to give a spanish or french language toggle for global.

>>715338786
They should update Tachyon's face to be smiling to match the movie.

It's time to claim the world of men.

>>715336394
I hope this can beat Rudolph

Special Week deserves nothing but the glue factory

why is the support list system so shit
just let me find what I want

>>715337760
>>715337815
Always have at least 3 speed cards. I do that and practically never lose.

>Game about horse girls
>Horses are more girls than horses
>No hooves
At least give us horse alt skin.

>>715339070
Special Week is a good gorl.

>start run
>0-3 in races
>four mood down events
>not even into the second year
This game really does test me

>>715335590
use 9* legacies + double circle affinity if possible for better inspiration rolls
I have 9* + 7* stamina if I borrow and can get on average about 700 for speed/power and 600 stamina, highest I got was 900 speed/power with 600 stam with good RNG

>>715339070

>>715339470
Just got a fifth. I quit that run. If she's not going to try, why should I?

>>715339070
That's mean

>>715339470
>Everyone says Gold Ship is hard to train
>Think they're over exaggerating
>Start figuring out the game and experimenting
>Build my own deck
>2x POW 2x SPD 2x STM
>Start getting the most erratic mood swings to fight
>Realize this card I rolled first has been a godsend the whole time

>>715338786
>NO TRAINER-SAN, I SAID IT'S THE WRONG HOLE
>*plap plap plap plap plap plap*

>>715339328
I would actual hons desu

Do you guys think I should set a lv 45 SR card as the featured support card over my level 30 super creek? No one is borrowing the super creek, I feel like they will just go for someone else's max LB creek over mine anyway. Think having a strong but less common display card is the move instead?

>>715334392
Man, why the fuck can't I check a card's stats when I'm doing a deck?
Why do I have to go back to the fucking enhance menu to see them?
Fucking nips

>>715339903
Yes, and then hope some idiot not realising what he's doing auto suggests into your card,

>>715339969
Long press, moron

>>715339903
People are always looking for Super Creek's, keep it up.

is there no other way to get good sparks than to simply pray that the RNG gods are on your side?

will global have livestreams introducing new updates like jp has

>>715340142
We're on an accelerated schedule, so maybe only for the big anniversary update milestones as we breeze past them

>>715340139
yep until tachyon event comes to global

>>715339632
Gold Ship is like a joke character in a fighting game. Some of her random events might swing her mood wildly, and sometimes she literally stops letting you pick what you want to train. Her career is the most random of all on purpose, that's what makes her difficult.

>>715338758
french litteraly do not care about uma and the horse schizo don't even know it exist

>>715339589
*Closes eyes*

>>715338618
Wholesome

>>715340142
Maybe they will occasionally remember global exists during the monthly pakalive.

Am I allowed to shill my shitpost club I just made because I couldn't figure out who else to join here or would that get me in trouble

>>715334995
ackchyually it does

DESTROY RYUJI WADA!!!

>>715340447
Yeah we'll call the Uma police on you, better be careful buddy, these officers will tackle you with the speed of a small car.

>>715340527

>>715340505
I was more worried about whether that would count as "advertising" and some mod would get butthurt but that sounds way worse

>>715340572

>>715336119
Cause they aren't actual lesbians.

Honestly, training is actually easy when you figure out the formula
>train the stat with the most friends present OR train the stat with the exclamation mark
>keep doing it until you get to friendship training, at which point you only do friendship training when it's available, follow the previous point otherwise
>if everything is equal, prioritize speed and wit
>make sure mood doesn't fall below normal, and stamina doesn't fall below one-fourth
>leave everything else up to chance
I stopped losing practically completely at this point.

>>715339589
Is there context to this image

>>715337959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScxexS9OKrM

>>715320936 (OP)
why is she a nazi horse?

>>715340856
0 wit hands wrote this post

>>715340572
what a SLUT

>>715340572
>She bred with the Sped

>>715340572
Every horse wants a taste of Dober's pussy.

>>715341062

>>715341084
male horses can't resist

>Special Week hated mating.
>Would throw tantrums, get really pissed and even try to "fake" the mating much to the staff's annoyance.
>But when it was Mejiro Dober?
>He was so eager that even when he finished, he'd try to go for a second go
>Staff had to separate them

The peak of all mare attractiveness.

>>715341372
Could she have fixed Tamamo Cross' from being a chud?

>>715341401
She probably laughed at his micropenis like all mares.

>>715341327
>Vodka ended up living in Ireland, making friends with a honse called Unilateral
>Scarlet stayed in Japan, becoming good friends wth Curren-Chan

At least they got to reunite in Uma.

>>715341401
I think Tamamo is beyond fixing. You'd need to go back in time and give him a better childhood.

>>715341479
>have any kind of rivalry with someone IRL
>fandom: "WHAT IF THEY SECRETLY LOVED EACH OTHER WHAT IF THEY FUCKED WHAT IF"
I hate people.

>>715322379
Caught a big red sea bream.

>>715341601
Shippers will ship, it's just how it is.

>>715341601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36NHQCYjBvs

It's almost like the franchise yuri baits it or something...

>>715341601
Yep just ignore the idiot shippers. They don't play the game.

>>715341662
>Don't see any yuri
>just the two of them arguing and hating each other.
Shippers have the highest quality blinders on.

>>715341601
The initial plans for Umamusume included a lot of yuri undertones. Had to be toned down.

mommy creek...

Fine, I'll give Uma Musume a shot.

>>715341824
>Literal Twin Turbo can see beyond the surface level animosity better than anon

That's actually impressive.

>>715341842
Peak Creek.

>>715341842
I need this

>>715341601
>the post that anon is quoting clearly doesn't mention any yuri, just rival horse friends reuniting in another world after being set apart
you need to lay off the Internet outrage culture rotting your brain
also who cares about shipping as long as it's not done for serious arguments

>>715340572
Dober san.....

>>715341834
That's part of my point. The writers of Uma Musume are included among the shipperfag types "ooh these horses fought each other IRL we absolutely must make them love each other in game!"
I commend the horse owners who pulled out after seeing that yuri PV causing Cygames to change gears.

>>715342148
Why does it bug you? I mean I'm guessing, correct me if I'm wrong, that you don't mind the horse girls wanting trainer-san's dick. In which case the honses in question are already having their romantic inclinations messed with for the purpose of maximizing profit. So what's the functional difference between making the honse love a rival it had in another world entirely and making the honse love (You)? As unfortunate as it is, I think if you visited Golshi right now- I very much doubt he'd shove you into a burlap sack for a romantic adventure to a deserted island.

>>715342148
lad you became the very thing you sought to hate, imagining things and problems when there is none
better stop now instead of trying to derail the thread with your mental illness

JUDAS! BRUTUS! MITSUHIDE AKECHI! AND NOW... MEISHO DOTO?!

>>715342012
Her walk up to you after getting 1st in a race has such intense horse energy

>>715342012

HOW STRONG ARE THEY

>>715342293
>lad you became the very thing you sought to hate, imagining things and problems when there is none
Are you saying the relationship undertones between Scarlet and Vodka are just my imagination?

>>715342269
No, you absolutely, completely and utterly misunderstand my point and stance. I don't even mind yuri. But keep enemies as enemies and the yuri for pairings like McQueen and Ikuno Dictus, or Dober and any of her harem of suitors.

>>715342553

>Apparently, she has at least 120 gigabytes worth of photos of herself.

>last straightaway on super creek
>goldship comes stomping up to the front
>creek positions right in front of her and bodies her with that giant ass braid
lol get blocked idiot

>>715342553

Fine Motion is not even a good card. Practice Perfect is pretty much worthless. The fact that the community has mistaken it for a good card makes me widely sceptical of everything else that is considered common knowledge.

>>715342656
human bros i'm scared....

help, my cards aren't activating, I thought I could level them up during the career, but is it better to do it outside? Do max level give their skills away easier or it's all luck?

>>715342656
It starts off with ordinary athletic feats and ends on superhero levels of strength

>>715342815
Thats not the only positive for FM anon

>>715342851
Some cards gain increased hint frequency from levelling up. Leveling cards during a career won't help that career at all, as the cards won't update until the next career run.

>>715342757
>that one event where she goes out into the rain to yell at it to stop
>you can go out and either ask her to get out of the rain, or join her
I have literally never once picked to tell her to get out of the rain. I don't even know what effect it has, even if it was objectively better, I wouldn't pick it.

>>715343025
hint frequency, that was it

I can't help but look at her lower back whenever I roll umas... What is wrong with me...

>>715342961
It has a good pace chaser skill, but it has crappy events and an unimpressive stat line.
Wanna give me a few reasons why you think it is better than a Matikanefukukitaru or Daiwa Scarlet of on equal level?

so how bad is it doc?

>>715342585
>, or Dober and any of her harem of suitors
Most Japanese fanart doesn't even depict her with her suitors. I've seen more Agnes digital and Dober art than with anyone else. Same with Mcqueen and Teio. You are worrying too much about things that don't matter

For me, the biggest mystery of the Uma universe is how human females are still a thing, and haven't been bred out of existence. Imagine that you're an ancient farmer, and you need a wife. You can choose a human female, who can do whatever human females can do, or an umamusume, who can do all that but also replace your livestock because she's just that strong. Especially since you'd need to hire one anyway, because someone needs to pull plows and wagons, and normal horses don't exist (and good luck enslaving someone who can send you flying through a wall with a kick).

I'm thinking of grinding uma's for sparks, what am I in for?

>>715342656
Gentildonna has a feat where she crushes an iron ball into a smaller iron ball without it losing it's curvature or shape, which someone calc'd as requiring about twice the pressure of the Earth's Core to achieve. She did it without applying much pressure or even really thinking about it. She's a freak even for the setting though.

>>715341954
Nah you're just a fucking retard with shit head canon.

>>715343383
SS tier speed/sta/power getting turned into *wit spark. and maybe a **distance spark if you're lucky

>>715343327
Would an Uma wife give you male human offspring or can she only pump out female umas?
Because if she can only make girls than your utopia ends in 1 generation

>>715341834
>trust me bro
nah you just a dumbass

>>715343159
There's nothing wrong with good taste.

>>715343483
Verxina when

>>715343527
Took you that long to conjure up a come-back, huh? And one of such drastically low quality- Might I ask, why did you even bother? Please do continue seething though. I'll be enjoying my ever growing folder of Scarlet and Vodka ship art while you screech to the heavens that it exists.

>>715343567
I'm pretty sure they can produce either uma girls or human boys.

>>715343675
>gachanigg being proud he's in the thread every minute refreshing new posts
kek

>>715342656
>Taishin
Sure
>Rice and Urara
What the FUCK

>>715343928
Your concession is heartily accepted.

>>715343581
>he doesn't know
This was the very first announcement trailer for Uma Musume, released back in 2016. It caused a bit of a stir because stable owners looked at it and thought Cygames was turning their horses into lesbian smut for kimoota, so they protested, threatening to revoke the licenses. The game then went into development hell, to the point where the promotional anime was released two years before the actual game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
And in case you're wondering, we also have gameplay snippets from the game's first build, before it was reworked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOyY8Tzya8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv1YihyYHmU

>>715343972

>>715344061
You wouldn't happen to know why they shipped Rudolf and Oguri? Uma creates a lot of odd ships (Special Week and Silence Suzuka) but usually they at least keep it to the same generation. I can't really find a good reason for Rudolf and Oguri beyond them both being big names and I'm curious if there's more to it.

>>715344061
Forbidden horse knowledge.

>>715344061
Wow really? I thought they just changed it since this looked kinda dumb. Wasn't aware that the actual owners of the horses got mad after seeing this.

>>715344142

>>715321941
bro the yakuza

>>715344061
Ogyuri Cap

>>715344375
ANOTHER PURE STRIKE FROM THE URARATAKER? MMMMMMMMMM I WOULDN'T WANNA MESS WITH HER...

>>715344061
Where did that chibi game mode go

>>715344486
What about them?

Doc tell me, do my cards really suck?

which OP meta units should I be saving my gems for?

>>715344569
I imagine it was the very early version of training, designed more like an old browser game.

>>715344686
kitasan black

>>715344240
this would have been funnier if it went from slowest to fastest

>>715344061
Kek it looks like a psvita game, especially the menu.

>>715344658
It's alright

>>715344574
I want to grab McQueen's ass as I push my face into her flat chest

>Kills you

>>715343192
many upgraded SRs are better than base SSRs

>>715332198
This artist draws the sexiest Mcqueen ever.

you're not getting them kitasans
and thats ok

>>715323373
>>715323485
>>715327817
>>715327910
made for BWC

>>715322479

>>715344686
You race with the horses you like. You just need to train them good
To train them good you need goos cards. So you mostly roll for cards

>>715341834
Yeah they got rid of the yuri because it nearly tanked the franchise.

>>715345110
and to make the horses you like good, you need to get a fuckload of them to give them more stars. meaning you roll for horses and absolute fuckload.

>>715344738
I always assumed they took some inspiration from Kancolle since it was still big back then and probably bigger when the game started development .

>>715343192
Speed doko?

>>715345110
>You race with the horses you like
Incorrect. I spent 20k carrats and I am still not racing with Bourbon.

>>715323885
If you want A rank you need to max out stats rather than spreading them evenly, because the rating gain is exponential such that 1200 gives like 10x as much as 300
You also need a bunch of skills, putting one level into as many as possible to get the highest skill point to rating ratio
Races have literally no effect on rating or your grade

>>715345110
Which OP cards should I save my gems for, then?

yeah I don't think I can make it to class 4 in team trials...

>>715345371
Kitasan Black, though there's not much time left to save.

>>715345371
They recommend you to reroll for either Super Creek or Fine Motion from the starting SSR pool
In like 4 days a card called Kitasan Black releases. Another top tier SSR

However, good SRs are way more important. Your deck should be composed of Good SR, one or two top tier SSRs that you rerolled for, and one borrowed top SSR from another account. They say you should roll for cards now since the SR pool is small and you will be able to get your top tier SRs to a high level.

>>715322556
Hey thanks as well

AHHHH I'M 5 SHARDS AWAY FROM AGNES OUTFIT AHHHHHHH

>>715345825
Just use the statues

why does this BITCH have a giant ego when she's "allegedly" a trainee who hasn't won anything yet

>>715345939
she's the student council president.

>>715345939
Her outfit is too cool for her not to be.

>proc two turf sparks in the same run
>turf aptitude has already been mastered
Fug

GAAAAAAAY

>>715338195
>>715338195
>>715338195
NEW

>>715346418
Fuck you, someone make another thread unrelated to ecelebs faggots so it won't attract their underage viewers

>>715346617
There is also this one
>>715344339
>>715344339
>>715344339

>>715346418
retard