Thread 715365095

Is it worth a playthrough?

>>715365095 (OP)
gabagool

>>715365095 (OP)
Absolutely not.

>>715365095 (OP)
>playing a game set in new jersey

>>715365095 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykqPZ4zdLyk

>How about the fact that I hate my son? I come home and he's sitting on the computer in his fukin underwear. Wasting his time in some chit chat room going back and forth with another bunch of fuckin jerk offs. Gigglin like a little school girl. I want to fuckin smash his fuckin face in.

>My son.

>Waddya think about dat?

I'm stuck at the part where Phil turns into a giant house during his boss fight

Can't compromise with that shit

>>715365095 (OP)
100% Get some friends who know the show and some beer and I guarantee you will have some laughs. As far as it being a respectful Sapranos game... fuck no.

>>715365527
They tricked me again

>>715365095 (OP)
The "give me 1000 dollars" bug where Furio keeps asking on a loop filtered me

>>715365095 (OP)
What fascinates about new jersey is that im reminded is like a real place with actual people in it who are proud of it. Its just weird, how are you from new jersey and dont just hide that as a shameful secret. Anyone from new jersey here? Do people from jersey even know how to use the internet?

>>715366030
You got any more Futurama jokes salvaged from 2009?

>>715366030
forgetta bout it
ya bustin my balls hear

>>715366030
NJ really has little to nothing going for it

>Atlantic City is just a poor man's Vegas
>Jersey Shore gave the state a bad rep
>Filled with some of the highest crime ridden/ghetto cities in the country like Camden, Newark, Trenton, Patterson
>Highest property taxes in the country
>Only gentrified areas are the ones near the bridge in NYC since people commute there for work

>>715366030
New Jersey is just a repository for italians. If you are taller than like 5'10 you will mog most of the state by default.

>>715366198
Wow, so like do you guys all get your own personal government funded handler? Im confused whatvare the jobs there like, is it all goodwills hiring people with special needs? Are you allowed to drive a car? Is middle and high school even a thing over there or does it just stop at elementary because its too complex for jersey people after that?

>>715366030
use to live there, it became little India due to funnyhatmen wanting more diversity

>>715366450
Nugga just bring more italians over

>>715366030
>grow up in New Jersey
>northern area near NYC is exactly as trashy as you think
>go live in Boston for a while
>never complain about Jersey again

>>715366323
at least you got shit to do and places to go like NYC if you're bored

>>715366482
Won't work for every Italian, there's 25 Indians

how do I beat the Paulie seeing angels level?

>>715366552
indians are literally goblins in every single way

>>715366552
Why cant you guys bring like Koreans over here or something.

>>715365095 (OP)
HEY MA
MA!
WE GOT CHICKEN OR WHAT?

>>715365095 (OP)
It nails the feel of the show pretty well but unfortunately the gameplay is just ass. Also very repetitive.

>>715366509
>go to boston
>its a shithole
>go to philly
>its a shithole
>go gatslinburg
>its a shithole
>go to denver
>its a shithole
>altanta
>its a shithole
>go back to Miami
>its 100 times better
Can't beat Miami lads, i didn't even know a place could be as gloomy as Philly

>>715366030
South Jersey has the pine barrens and it's great fuck off we're full

>>715366913
Oh yeah bro, all those people just running to Jersey, gotta watch put they dont overcrowd the place with Jersey demand.

Wait, what?
The Statue of Liberty is actually in New Jersey side?

>>715366323
>has some of the highest crime rate pockets in the country
>state is still one of the lowest on average
I lived in a town where people habitually didn't lock their doors, even if they were out for the weekend. I remember my mom telling me to return a mixer she borrowed from a neighbor, but they weren't home, so I just left it on their kitchen island with a note.

>>715367605
Italians commit organized crime, like gambling dens or prostitution. I'm sure they did actual robberies back in the day but that's a century ago. All the high crime areas in NJ are not Italian, if you know what I nigger.

>>715366450
Monroe is filled with rich Indians and Iselin is filled with the poor ones.

>>715365645
If I had a father I wonder if he would think the same. Oh well lol

>>715367816
thing is about organized crime is that innocent people aren't really hurt or involved with it usually most mobs act like a business, its the same reason why japan are so chill with the yakuza around because they aren't retarded street niggers that rob people.

It's an annoyingly difficult and tedious game unless you abuse the pistol execution command grab. Then it just becomes tedious.

>>715365095 (OP)
>In Napoli, lot of people are not so happy for Mario. He was froma da Mushroom kingdom...Mushroom kingdom always have the coins and-a the power stars. They punish us for years. Even today, they put-a they noses up at us like we are peasants. I hate da Mushroom kingdom.

>>715368408
>thing is about organized crime is that innocent people aren't really hurt or involved with it
Organized crime is absolutely detrimental and predatory, but at this point so is the federal government.

>>715368589
Heh heh heh. Ya seen what I posted, Tone?

>>715366450
Can confirm, town is grew up in is flooded with street shitting jeets everywhere. Fuck kikes.

>>715365095 (OP)
Only if you've watched the entire series. You're probably better off playing GTA IV anyway, there's a bunch of Sopranos actors in it and you can even find Satriales and a strip club based off of the Bada Bing. Most of all, the gameplay isn't janky like Road to Respect. Still worth going through just to see and hear more of the characters however.

>>715366882
>gloomy as Philly
Oh fuck off. Glad you left.

>>715367275
>The Statue of Liberty is actually in New Jersey side?
It all makes sense now.

Does it still itch anon?

>>715370093
Who the fuck likes Philadelphia?

>>715365095 (OP)
tfw no conspiracy theorist gf

>>715370093
>he likes philly
Literally how?

>>715365095 (OP)
You can go

>>715366882
>living in Florida
I'll pass

>>715366030
Italians made the east coast and Chicago a shithole.

>sotrannos
go back

>>715366394
lmao

>>715372959
Here's a (You), frognigger. Don't spend it all in one place.

>>715365645
My dad thinks this way about me 100%

>>715365095 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drwlJXjVmO8
Thats all you need to hear to make a decision

>>715365095 (OP)
My favorite games were Godfather and Scarface on PS2. Nothing like doing coke runs and raking in millions in Scarface and then switching over to godfather and manually strangling a hooker in your apartment while smashing her head against a wall

>>715365095 (OP)
>Hey, Todd. Did the climbable mountain even really exist?