Thread 715376742

oh no no no no

le extremely compact handheld is le overheating????????

oh my god is that allegedly and reportedly. muh weak point

>>715376742 (OP)
They used the same paste as they did in the switch 1, which alrdy underperformed in a cooler running switch one and was prone to drying out when you used the system a lot. It not being widely known as a console with a heat problem after 2 years shows how many switches were mostly gathering dust. I would advise a repasting asap but I don't know if tendy will brick your console if you make a small error due to their anti tempering measures.

>>715377072
Miyamoto could kill your mother in front of your eyes and you would still ask for sources on what happened

>>715376932
that's not good

>nintendo switch 2 overheating - users report freezing
Which one is it

>>715376742 (OP)
well at least the performance is goo -ACKKK!!!!!!!

>>715376742 (OP)
>overheating
>freezing
why are snoys like this?

Nintendo is finished...

> Buying a $500 console to play a 5 year old flop
Lol, why?

>>715379623
Not everyone is a poorfag loser

you should have chosen more... wisely

>>715376742 (OP)
I want simpler, smaller handhelds back. My Vita from 2013 doesn’t have ventilation and fans, yet it never gets hot. And it’s not gigantic, so I can actually take it with me somewhere without it being cumbersome. My Switch never leaves the dock because it’s just a console with a screen stapled to it. It’s laughably clunky as a handheld.

>>715377410
> Repaste your console.
> Nintendo detects a sudden 1C change in temperature and bricks it.

>>715380058
It's as much a handheld as a laptop. It's no GBA that's for sure.

>>715379683
> The only reason to buy a Switch is if you want to waste $500

>>715377410
I was reading in another thread about some anons who already started looking into how to do a switch 2 breakdown and it's built in a very obtuse way almost as if they deliberately want you to break it trying to modify anything

>>715380401
Buying a Ferrari? a mansion next to the beach? the most expensive iPhone model? nah, you demonstrate wealth by buying a toddler system with one game.

>>715380023
Based ‘eck enjoyer

>>715376932
>They told me it wasn't a rice cooker

>>715377949
>in front of your eyes
If that didn't happen in front of my eyes and a stranger told me that, you're damn right I would ask for proof.

>>715377072
Don't wanna make definitive statements or Nintendo will sue you into generational debt. Like walking on eggshells around an abusive spouse

>>715376932
>It's ment to do that

>>715376742 (OP)
>By Stephen Warwick published July 2, 2025
July 2nd? Curious.
It's almost like you shouldn't use electronics that need heating, if your room is practically melting and you don't have AC.

How do you think PCs and Playstations fared during the heatwave?
That article really says nothing. Do clinical heat stress tests. This is just genuine clickbait born out of user reports from the middle of a heatwave.

>>715381387
>electronics that need heating

>>715382431
Cooling*

>>715380023
Weaker hardware, but it does cost $200 less for the LCD version...
Honestly looking forward to the Deck 2, since integrated GPUs on the AMD front have improved massively since Deck 1.

>>715376742 (OP)
>While playing cyberpunk and less power-hungry games
>And less power-hungry games...

Why the fuck would you port cyberpunk to the switch?

>>715380492
A whole lot of Switch 2 stuff is bizarrely designed to, seemingly, keep you from getting into it. The joycon ports have blue and red stickers now which are probably there specifically as anti tamper stickers.

>>715376932
>extremely compact
It's huge though.

>>715384936
Why not? Cyberpunk itself runs on PS4 or PS4 Pro, and Switch 2 is around that power grade.

>>715376742 (OP)
My machine works fine

>>715385048
It's either gonna be big and powerful (or "powerful" if you're on /v/ and need to be a faggot about its weight-category) or it's gonna be smaller and weaker, there's not really any option between the two these days.

>>715380023
Only a retard would buy the Steam Deck 1 or the first Nintendo switch. Nintendo Switch 2 for playing Switch 1 games with better performance and hopefully a Steam Deck 2 gets announced. I’m skipping out on the current steam deck models.

>>715382881
The Deck is the significantly stronger handheld. It's only marginally weaker when the S2 is docked.
The Deck 2 will be interesting.

>>715385284
Im hoping the Deck 2 comes with OLED

>>715385251
The Deck 1 is still godly. It's not comparable to a console at all, it doesn't play by any console rules or limitations, it just took the convenience without any of the bullshit or abuse. It won't just be left to rot like the Switch 1 will now that its generation is over it'll keep getting tons of games and support even after the Deck 2 comes out.

>>715385338
It almost certainly will. I don't see Valve dropping that considering it's also better for battery life and they've said they're really trying to prioritize that and it's why they're holding off on just cramming in better specs now. If it's too expensive I can see them offering a cheaper LCD version alongside an OLED.

>>715385441
Yeah, that is very true. Unfortunately Nintendo is retarded

they can't stop whining for a single day of their lives

>>715385580
Switch 2’d battery life is abysmal. I get 2-3 hours playing THPS 1+2. Steam deck gets praise from me in that department

>>715385441
>it'll keep getting tons of games and support even after the Deck 2 comes out.

Not a single game is made for Steam Deck. It has zero support.

>>715376742 (OP)
>cyberpunk
Based Nintendy saving gamers from playing shit games

>>715385787
Lmao what a retard. It's a pc you numb nuts it will always have support. Even 20 years from now tons of new pc games will support the first deck

>>715385787
It has better support than just nuking settings below the lowest pc settings like cyberpunk did. You don't know this because you're a consolepleb, but a lot of devs do actually go out of their way to add support for the deck and they'll say so in their changelogs.

>>715385787
It has a steam deck verified badge. You are very wrong.

>>715376932
My steam deck is the same size and never overheats.

>>715385787
Oh, okay, I guess it isn't getting shitloads of games and support from valve and even the community with things like decky loader and emudeck.

>>715385934
>>715385954
>>715386015
Nobody, not a single developer, is making a game for Steam Deck. And Switch 2 utterly rapes it.

Seethe, cope and dilate.

>>715385787
I have over 1000 games on steam and I have yet to come across a single one I cant play on the deck.

>>715386063
and it’s built in such a way that even when being pushed to the limit, it’s still comfortable to hold with the grips always maintaining ambient temp

>>715386194
>Nobody, not a single developer, is making a game for Steam Deck
Actually over 80% of devs surveyed at GDC said they're making games for the Deck and only 8% said they were for the S2.

Works on my machine.

>>715386201
Name a game that was made for Steam Deck. It literally has ZERO games lol.

>>715385157
If its big then they could at least fit some decent cooling in there. If its small then it shouldn't be power hungry enough to need that much cooling.

>>715386248
Name a single game. Take your time...

>>715385251
>buying new hardware to play old games
do people really do this? isn't the point of new hardware to play NEW games

>>715386280
how can it simultaneously have 0 games and a library larger than every console combined? I guess it’s a mystery…

Maybe this is the story that finally kill the switch 2

>>715380248
>It's as much a handheld as a laptop
thats a good way to put it. there is nothing about a deck or switch or asus zog ally that is more comfortable or convenient to hold or carry around than a laptop and a controller. they're effectively the same and i cant wait for the form factor to die someday. i want tiny consoles again, ones that aren't just emulator chinkhelds.

>>715386542
Nah. Nintendo has the benefit of blind loyalty from its fanbase who will pay to get kicked in the balls and spat on so long as it has something to do with Mario. Doesn't mean it isn't poorly made, though.

>>715376742 (OP)
>2 days ago
More like 2 weeks ago. Stop reposting this crap retard.

>>715376932
oh phew
it's normal then
I thought nintendo did something wrong for a second

>>715386358
Jackie Chan
If your system can't run Jackie Chan, it's shit. Not even worth a second thought.

>>715379308
>540p 17fps

>>715384854
>redditfrog
Fuck off

>>715376932
Vita has passive cooling and can even be overclocked

>>715376742 (OP)
>116
thats one eighth the temp of a 4090.

>>715384975
>there specifically as anti tamper stickers
for what purpose would something have anti-tamper indicators at all in 2025

>>715384975
>bizarrely
There's nothing bizarre about Nintendo not wanting people to get into Nintendo's device. That's 100% Nintendo.

>>715376742 (OP)
Allegedly I took a huge steamy shit on your wife's tits last night, Allegedly.

>>715386358
If you console can not run Aperture Desk Job you should seriously ponder necking yourself

>>715385759
Maybe it's cause it's late, but the little stupid babby going "I love my computer" made me laugh

>>715385759
Telling kids to not waste their money on low quality garbage is about as fruitful as convincing a Californian to stop buying Apple products every year.

>>715392005
>their money

>>715392090
Respect my English language, secondary.

>>715377949
False equivalence only hurts youre arguements anon

>>715390896
Immediately denies any warranty claims. I believe they can't do that in the EU, but opening the product basically voids the warranty in the US

>>715379268
its kinda how satans ever flapping wings can freeze you in hell

>>715392938
wrong
if a company tries that here they'll get in huge trouble

>>715376742 (OP)
good morning saar