>>715385785 (OP)
The year is 2015. Grand Rabbi Zorg Diamondstein suddenly materializes in a storm of dollar bills before a room full of stunned sayanim
>listen, my fellow jews, we must invent a terrible lie of a gaming console...........to demoralize the goyim!
and so volunteer jews from across the USA and Israel get to work designing the gayest, stupidest piece of shit console ever. Is it portable or a normal console? It's like a tranny! Those weird little stick things? How is anyone supposed to play with those? And let's have a bunch of commercials of 20 something hipsters playing it at parties because that TOTALLY happens pfffft haha. Oh, and let's call it the "Switch" like switching """genders""" (oh man we got the goyim good with that one!)
Now the Jews just needed a fall goy. There was that one time they invited everyone at Nintendo to Epstein Island, so they would do. Thus the Nintendo Switch was born. Not a single one was actually manufactured: they just put out pictures and fake videos of it Gamers, already the most oppressed goyim, saw the terrible console and their hearts sank ever deeper: another just vengeance for the destruction of the second temple. And to twist the knife even further, an army of helpful sayanim in key sales and accounting positions would fabricate data to make it look like the Nintendo Switch would outsell even the PS2. That is why nobody has ever been seen playing a Nintendo Switch in real life and also why Jews could be seen dancing in the streets on the day that it "launched".
