Fake sales data

>>715385785 (OP)
What about me anon? I thought we were chill

>>715385785 (OP)
I know 3 dozen people with a ps5, but have never even met someone who owns a shitch. They're buying them at wholesale prices from themselves from their own warehouses, shipping them to other warehouses, and selling them again, often repeating this loop 10+ times.

>>715385992
West Coast, eh?

>>715385902
Meet me on Rocket League

>>715385785 (OP)
Do you know a single person outside your immediate family?

>>715385992
Kill yourself eric

>>715386405
Many. None have a Switch.

>>715385785 (OP)
Everyone I know either plays on PS5 or PC. I don't even know anyone that plays Xbox anymore either. I think if games jump to $80 this upcoming gen, more people will go to PC...myself included.

>>715385785 (OP)
I don't know anyone outside of myself who owns an actual PC. Everyone is just on laptops.
Its weird. They look at me like I have 2 heads if I say stuff like I upgraded a part. This use a laptop until it dies and then just buy a new one.

>>715385785 (OP)
The year is 2015. Grand Rabbi Zorg Diamondstein suddenly materializes in a storm of dollar bills before a room full of stunned sayanim
>listen, my fellow jews, we must invent a terrible lie of a gaming console...........to demoralize the goyim!
and so volunteer jews from across the USA and Israel get to work designing the gayest, stupidest piece of shit console ever. Is it portable or a normal console? It's like a tranny! Those weird little stick things? How is anyone supposed to play with those? And let's have a bunch of commercials of 20 something hipsters playing it at parties because that TOTALLY happens pfffft haha. Oh, and let's call it the "Switch" like switching """genders""" (oh man we got the goyim good with that one!)

Now the Jews just needed a fall goy. There was that one time they invited everyone at Nintendo to Epstein Island, so they would do. Thus the Nintendo Switch was born. Not a single one was actually manufactured: they just put out pictures and fake videos of it Gamers, already the most oppressed goyim, saw the terrible console and their hearts sank ever deeper: another just vengeance for the destruction of the second temple. And to twist the knife even further, an army of helpful sayanim in key sales and accounting positions would fabricate data to make it look like the Nintendo Switch would outsell even the PS2. That is why nobody has ever been seen playing a Nintendo Switch in real life and also why Jews could be seen dancing in the streets on the day that it "launched".

>>715385785 (OP)
I don’t know a single person other than myself who owns ANY of the following unless it’s their under-10 child:
-switch or switch 2
-ps4 or 5, pro or normal
-steam deck
-Xbox (only one I do not have)
One coworker owns a gaming PC with a 2070 in it. He is also THE ONLY OTHER PERSON IN ENTIRE OFFICE OF OVER FIFTY EMPLOYEES who has a desktop PC at all. Less than a half dozen even own a laptop, they are all tablet+phone only at home.
It doesn’t help that I despise modern gamers and actively shun them IRL. I made a fat tranny cry once at the bookstore because he was wearing a sonic shirt, guy must’ve been at least 35. Get out of my hobby.

>>715385785 (OP)
Why are people still posting Pepe.
Lol.