ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

>>715408713 (OP)
Doesn't even rhyme

This is the best iteration of this meme, partly because it's literally true, Mario Kart is the only game, they launched the console with literally one game

>>715408863
ESL

>you can literally get a monopoly on gaming if you shit out a cheap x86 pc that just werks and a bunch of exclusives when steam, sony, nintendo and xbox have none
why is nobody doing this?
people just want a ps2-2

>>715408713 (OP)
Can Someone musicalize this lyrics with AI or something? I really can't imagine it sounding right.

>snoy has to steal memes because he doesn't have any of his own
>it's going to be outdated within the week anyway (and already was if you count the tech demo thing)
Kinda sad, innit?

>>715408713 (OP)
>snoy memes are ports.

>>715409053
It's very hard to convince any publisher worth anything to make a permanent exclusive in 2020+5

You'd have to be spending literal billions of dollars convincing relevant publishers to keep their games exclusive to your platform, a gamble that might not pay off as you're left with a bunch of Concords and maybe 1 Bloodborne

>>715409053
Its not cheap, strange thats nintendo still in the business

>Snoytrannies STILL attempting to force this meme, despite the actual song being almost 5 years old
I guess you might as well get xir's shitposts out of the way because the DK game is going to gape your ghoulish fake vagina wider than your prolapsed asshole from Bad Dragon dildos.

>>715408713 (OP)
I just realized that's Majula in the background

Learn what meter and rhyme are

>>715408713 (OP)
kek! tendies btfo

>>715409053
Because everyone is retarded now, and the only ones who are willing to do shit are the chinks, but they only want to do the same chinkhelds and emulator boxes over and over and over.
>people just want a ps2-2
Will never happen again.

>>715409053
PS2 had everything because Dreamcast flopped, no one’s playing most genres on Xbox, and GC was a piece of shit

>>715408893
>>715409380
>>715409605
>samefagging THIS badly

>>715408713 (OP)
why the hell doesn't intelligent systems have a fire emblem ready
start of a generation with no other games on the system is the only time they can convince normalfags to try a turnbased SRPG

>>715409916
>Dilating THIS hard

>>715408713 (OP)
I read it with the voices of Mario and Luigi KEK

>>715409148
Sing it bro you gonna ask ai to feed you too?

>>715409148
it's on youtube

>>715409998
>projecting this badly

>>715410127
>>715410180
>samefagging again

>>715409756
I grew up in middle school with a GameCube. I imagine if I was social back then like I am now, PS2 was probably Kino for the game trading potential cause there was so much available.

>>715408713 (OP)
>STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
said no one ever

>>715410364
kek looks like the cultist is having a meltie

>>715410419
Every post in this thread was made by me.

>>715410623
>uh oh my samefagging isn't attracting fish!

>>715411226
did you take your meds today pal?

>>715411474
>um your medications?
Um, your sanity? You're the one samefagging on /v/.

>>715411845
Not even going to post a screenshot proving you wrong because deep down you know that you're a paranoid schizophrenic faggot cultist

Do better.

>>715411953
>AIEEEE I CAN'T REMOVE THE (YOU)S

>>715408713 (OP)
Weird...chatgpt is usually a lot better in generating parody lyrics. Or did you write it yourself ? (if so, ouch).

Is there anything more embarrassing than Snoytrannies? Look at all the pajeet comments when you filter by recent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA

>>715412338
>Is there anything more embarrassing than Snoytrannies?

Look in the mirror buddy. At least uh snoychads have sex

>>715408713 (OP)
>starting to regret not buying ps5
I'm not the biggest fan of this gen for nintendo, but even then it probably has more exclusives than the ps5 already.

>>715412338
terrible lyrics too.
What is it with today and bad linkin park lyrics?
it felt so natural back in the day.

>>715408713 (OP)
based

>>715408713 (OP)
lol, your mom should’ve aborted you, you retarded zoomer virgin fuck

>lol, your mom should’ve aborted you, you retarded zoomer virgin fuck

Oy vey, Switch, you think you’re so meshuggeneh,
Battery’s schwach, lasts less than my bubbe’s gefilte fish recipe.
Joy-Cons drifting like they’re lost in a shtetl maze,
Trying to play anywhere, but you give me chutzpah and delays.
I tried so hard, bubbeleh, and got so far,
But in the end, this spiel’s just a little tsar.
You promise simcha, but all you give is schlemiel,
In the end, you’re a kvetch Oy, what a spiel!
Screen so small, I need my glasses and a lulav,
Battery’s a quick mitzvah that barely survives Shabbat.
Switch, you’re a nudnik, no koach to compete,
When it comes to gaming, you’re just a little bit nebbish.
I tried so hard, bubbeleh, and got so far,
But in the end, this spiel’s just a little tsar.
You promise simcha, but all you give is schlemiel,
In the end, you’re a kvetch Oy, what a spiel!

>>715408893
Excuse me, Welcome Tour is also exclusive.

>>715418631
and somehow it has more exclusives than the ps5. Which is just really embarrassing. WTF is with this whole generation?

>>715412470
>>715415351
>>715417291
>>715418574
>snoy samefagging again

>>715420781
wrong

>>715412338
>five years later and snoys are still seething over this
lol

https://youtu.be/Fs-FRsXvQOY?si=lq9rG8L_mCxyRSiT

>>715421086
>um aksually
Nah. You lost.

>>715423245
I don't own a shitch poo so actually I won lol

>>715408713 (OP)
You haven't even adjusted it to rhyme and flow properly, and keep posting it non-stop. Why are you so retarded?
You keep trying to push this but I shouldn't be surprised by some faggot shitposting samefagging shitstain that somehow still has no games to play after 5 years.

>>715424070
seething tendie lol xD

Switch 2 exclusives:
>Mario Kart World
>Donkey Kong Bananza
>Metroid Prime 4 Switch 2 edition
>Kirby Air Riders
>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment
>Drag x Drive
>The Duskbloods
>Bravely Default: Flying Fairy HD remaster
>Fast Fusion
>Splatoon Raiders

>>715424186
>s-s-seething!
>Doesn't refute anything
Yep, a faggot with no games to play, how sad. Have fun with your PS6 with no games when that eventually comes out too.
But considering your shitposting record, this would be normal for you wouldn't it?

>>715424302
Wii U vibes

>>715408713 (OP)
>STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
words utter by the utterly insane

why can't snoys meme?

>>715424495
I don't know why they thought they could rhyme why and five either, the whole line sounds retarded broken english.

>>715408713 (OP)
Doesn't rhyme and the text doesn't match with the song.

>>715423374
>u-um i'm proud to say i'm poor!

>>715425361
post pc specs and house

>>715424302
grim

>>715425386
After you post your hand

>>715408713 (OP)
>sat down and wrote all this shit just for switch 2 to get a new first party game in 3 days, having more games in a couple months than the PS5 does after years.

I don't even own a switch 2, this shit is just embarrassing.

>>715425516
>having more games
Shovelware baby crap made to sedate 5 year olds isn't real gaming.

>>715410419
To be fair it is on YouTube but it's absolutely awful compared to the PlayStation one.
https://youtu.be/hCUvby8Kc_w?si=07prL9zAAOga7hkn
You can tell that it was done by some enraged neckbeard who was offended because he doesn't even edit it.

>>715425997
So you agree that the PS5 is just a paperweight

>>715426087
I'm telling you that Nintendo is gay and for children.

>DK Bananza confirmed to be kino
>seething has already begun
Where were you when Kong became a King again

>>715426138
Yeah, so the PS5 is gay and for children.

>>715425516
>here's you're now game bro

>>715426138
Works on my machine

>>715425503
Confirmed tendiejeet poorfag lmao

>>715425997
We aren't talking about God of War Ragnarok. Better known as Dora the Explorer: Adventures in Scandinavia

>>715426029
>view count
>1 comment
Damn not even the ported memes are popular on PlayStation

>>715412470
>At least uh snoychads have sex

>Year 2025
>Be 12+ years old
>Buy a Soitendo
Imagine being a cuck, lmao!

>>715408713 (OP)
Nintendo fags are stupid..>>715408713 (OP)

>>715424302
We're all in see is shit Mario playing karts and farting like an homo

>>715425386
>>715426479
>pc out of nowhere

>bought a gaming PC in 2018, just when console gaming's corpse started smelling
feels good man

>>715426262
Gonna flop hard who plays this not even kids

>>715427229
>2025
>teenagers on 4chan/v/ are fighting over some dusty bones that once were console gaming

>>715427229
2020 myself.
The minute I saw the PS5 I was like
>yep, getting a PC instead.

>>715408713 (OP)
ONE GAME

I DON'T KNOW WHY

I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY

KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE

TO IMPROVE LOADING TIMES

AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW

IN CONSOLE WARS, EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY

WATCH IT FLY BY AS IT PORTS TO PC

LOSE MY EXCLUSIVES AT THE END OF THE GEN

I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY

IT'S SO UNFAIR

DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW

THROW MY PS5 RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW

TRY TO HOLD ON BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH MOVIES

I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE

OF MY OLD GAMES I'M TIRED, ALL I GOT IS PORTS

JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN

I CRIED SO HARD, FOR LAUNCH TITLES

BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT, NO GAMES

I PAID SO MUCH, BOUGHT PS PLUS

BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT, NO GAMES

>>715408713 (OP)
Every ps5 game is out on pc, same for xbox. Yet switch is the only platform to play mario kart and splatoon on.

Did OP really keep this shitty thread bumped all night by himself?

>not even attempting to match the tempo
>not even attempting to rhyme
>literally just painted over a well made meme
PS5 exclusives out of 10

>>715408713 (OP)
>can't keep it up for more than a single line (which is stolen anyway)
why do consolesubhumans even try?

>>715410613
My Xbox fanboy friend said that when he found out that new Gears of War coming out on disc for PS5 but not for Xbox.

holy fuck so many bootyblasted tendies ITT

>>715410364
>implying implications

>>715430504
If your gonna do a song parody at least try to keep with the tempo and rhyme l. Nothing ass blasted about that op

>>715430504
holy fuck you made so many samefagging posts sucking off yourself and shitty song ITT

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/7hDYznotk8wmwCEPa8AWuA/
hes trying to hard to make this a meme but everyone tells him when he isn't samefagging his song fucking sucks shit every time

niggerjanny

>>715430925
They never recovered sorry, >>713740515 broke them too hard.

>>715408713 (OP)

>>715408713 (OP)
>STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
Ruined, you had one fucking job

niggertendie has no games to play

>>715431363
Racism outside of /b/ is against the rules. Mods destroy this poster.

Funny how he desperately pushing his failed, stolen meme because Bananza is coming out in 3 days.
(Not to mention is was never applicable. Switch 2 launched with multiple exclusives)

>>715431776
They can only project, why else do you think they are pushing the "tendies are indians" meme so hard?

If you had just put some effort into this then it would have been ok, you didn't even try at all

>>715431887
Still can't get over that time an Indian surgeon stopped mid surgery to make a console war video about the PS4 on X

>>715426029
That's odd. Why would the same awful version be uploaded to two nobody channels?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XjHAmlYlvw
And I only know of this version from them trying to include it in their lyrical spam a month ago but instead had everyone make fun of it
>>712760195
>>712591580

>>715412470
I have sex with adult females. The snoys that do have sex have sex with little boys.

>>715430660
>ESL spaglish

>>715432790
Tendies don't have sex unless it's with little kids, you're not fooling anyone

>>715434069
No, I have breeding sex in the mating press position without protection in order to produce little kids

>>715408713 (OP)
>Spent time and worked the neurons in his head to write this

>>715426807
Why do threads about this Sony exec and his pic get deleted and memoryholed but I see a retard spamming that diaper pedo with the 3DS every day I come on to /v/

One game and it's a worse version of what cane before. Pretty dire

>>715424302
Are people really using games like drag and drive and the third Zelda musuo to sing Switch 2 praises?

So many tendie cultists ITT

>NintoddIers hate Linkin Park
Of course they do.

Seething tndies

Tendies got fucked by sony's BBC

>>715435739
tendies didn't grow up on RSMV kino

>>715437030
>admitting thats snoys are niggers

>>715437270
You have already chosen your pitiful end