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Anonymous No.715423286 [Report] >>715423467 >>715424906 >>715427451 >>715427868 >>715427951 >>715430176 >>715430827 >>715432296 >>715434171 >>715437990 >>715441596 >>715444862 >>715448557 >>715450049
I have it on good authority that writing for animus is nearing completion
Anonymous No.715423409 [Report] >>715424112 >>715435176
>story is about how the MC's mom abandoned him
>thor has 2 gay dads
Anonymous No.715423448 [Report]
>Character building lasts 5-10 dialogue boxes
>1 flashback
>"You're supposed to feel bad for them now."
>Empty cryptid text with no payoff in the demo
Dude could've pick up at least one book on writing.
Anonymous No.715423467 [Report]
>>715423286 (OP)
> I'll take it he was agreeable?
Anonymous No.715423651 [Report] >>715423726 >>715431497
>supposed programming genius hacker with a 200 IQ and years of experience in government security, game development at Blizzard, and impossible puzzle solving
>after a decade still hasn't been able to finish his generic RPG maker soillennial pixelslop Undertale clone
Anonymous No.715423726 [Report] >>715432251 >>715434331 >>715435431
>>715423651
He's going through his third puberty atm give him a break
Anonymous No.715424112 [Report] >>715432201
>>715423409
also, don't ask the gender of his... partner
Anonymous No.715424906 [Report]
>>715423286 (OP)
credit where credit's due.
He wrote the script for this using a 1000+ declared array. He literally had to re-index if he wants to edit or add a new line
Anonymous No.715425615 [Report]
insane behavior dude
Anonymous No.715425751 [Report] >>715425831
His ENTIRE ass?
Anonymous No.715425831 [Report]
>>715425751
the whole thing
Anonymous No.715426006 [Report] >>715426150 >>715435820 >>715435970
What's pretty funny is happening on an old short of piratesoftware where the comments are still filled with idiots kissing his ass.

You can click on one and scroll down on the responses, seeing it still be constant ass kissing when the responses are "1 year ago" and watch the tone completely change once you hit the recent responses.
Anonymous No.715426150 [Report] >>715426674 >>715432347
>>715426006
people keep acting like everyone could easily tell he was a narcissistic fraud, and that there's no justification for the amount of takedown videos.
these idiots had their head up their asses while hundreds of thousands of people feverishly heralded him as god's gift to gamedev
Anonymous No.715426215 [Report] >>715426498 >>715426904
What is the game even actually about? I saw one review that had that you could feed garbage to a dog, some cryptic messages, a dimension of anthros and the character's mum being an eldritch being thing in an office dimension. Was really confused.
Anonymous No.715426498 [Report]
>>715426215
idk most people just see undertale furbait and turn 360 degrees
Anonymous No.715426604 [Report]
I've never heard a single thing about this game, just shit surrounding it like with the whole Save games thing that is happening right now. I'm going to assume it's dogshit and not worth playing since if it was i wouldn't know nothing about it. Peace niggers
Anonymous No.715426674 [Report] >>715426826
>>715426150
I was able to tell because I grew up with a narcissist.
Anonymous No.715426826 [Report]
>>715426674
naive/lucky people think the internet's fascination with him is unreasonable. but anyone who's had to deal with narcs is having cathartic joy at someone of this "prestiege" exposing the world to level of malignant insecurity man is capable of
Anonymous No.715426864 [Report] >>715427000 >>715427103 >>715427453 >>715427743 >>715428106 >>715429778 >>715437713
looks way worse than I could have imagined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIZ95Rc-aEs
Anonymous No.715426904 [Report]
>>715426215
It's bootleg Undertake but even more blatantly for furries somehow
Anonymous No.715427000 [Report]
>>715426864
>all those negative reviews on steam
kek
Anonymous No.715427103 [Report] >>715427331
>>715426864
Why does the kid have a furrylike nose?
Anonymous No.715427331 [Report]
>>715427103
self insert probably
Anonymous No.715427451 [Report] >>715427502 >>715427836 >>715428278 >>715434314 >>715444708
>>715423286 (OP)
>jason missed his dad's birthday
>didn't even feel sorry about it
Absolute insane behavior dude.
https://clips.twitch.tv/AttractiveBlushingAxeCclamChamp-hBYu0JTxvdnb4slh
Anonymous No.715427453 [Report] >>715427743
>>715426864
Credit where it's due, the furries aren't too bad but good god the artwork for the main kid isn't good. Also the promo art doesn't match the avatar art!
Anonymous No.715427502 [Report] >>715427836 >>715430434
>>715427451
>If it makes you feel any better, I haven't texted you since then so it still counts
Holy shit how can you say that and NOT think "Huh... that sounds bad"?
Anonymous No.715427743 [Report] >>715429034
>>715426864
>>715427453
I hate it when indie games use pixel art for gameplay, but then for the logo, cover, cutscenes, and/or trailer, they use that hideous style of western 'anime' made by indie animators
Anonymous No.715427836 [Report] >>715427882 >>715441687
>>715427502
>>715427451
if his dad doesn't see this as a sign of failed parenting then he's probably the cause
Anonymous No.715427868 [Report] >>715428043 >>715428604
>>715423286 (OP)
I caught someone streaming this yesterday, it looks like total ass
Weak writing, weak gameplay, zero fun, garbage game.
Also, as a side note, I really hate furries. All of the character portraits in this game look like they were designed by someone who jerks off to them
Anonymous No.715427882 [Report] >>715427923 >>715429630
>>715427836
Considering that he bent the knee to Jason "correcting" him that his name is "Thor", yeah we can probably conclude that.
Dude is nearly 40.
Anonymous No.715427923 [Report]
>>715427882
grim
Anonymous No.715427951 [Report] >>715431212
>>715423286 (OP)
it's been at 93% complete for 5 years
Anonymous No.715428043 [Report] >>715428129
>>715427868
Even the dude's normal ass dog is drawn weirdly fetishy. Furry artists just can't help themselves
Anonymous No.715428106 [Report] >>715428370 >>715435761
>>715426864
>Character's name is "Lore"
That's a confusing choice. It's going to hurt people trying to look up the lore of the game... in the universe it got released and people gave a shit.
Anonymous No.715428129 [Report]
>>715428043
Yeah it's fucking weird
The dog has this whole extremely wholesome shtick too, combined with the fetishistic portrait it gives me really heavy "child groomer" vibes
Anonymous No.715428278 [Report] >>715429469
>>715427451
holy shit this hurts to watch
Anonymous No.715428370 [Report] >>715429136
>>715428106
Probably named after his faggot buddy from Blizzard. He was a CM who acted like a bitch on Twitter all the time before losing his job during blizzards great purge.
Anonymous No.715428463 [Report] >>715428691
Polymorphic status?
Anonymous No.715428604 [Report]
>>715427868
Harmful Opinions watcher detected
Anonymous No.715428691 [Report]
>>715428463
still inside the code cave
Anonymous No.715429034 [Report]
>>715427743
me fucking too
Anonymous No.715429136 [Report]
>>715428370
no its because it rhymes with thor
Anonymous No.715429469 [Report] >>715446882
>>715428278
It's like watching a car crash in slow motion but the driver is giving a TED Talk on how good they are at driving. Just pure narcissism wrapped in delusion.
Anonymous No.715429630 [Report]
>>715427882
>manchild spawns manchild
Anonymous No.715429778 [Report]
>>715426864
God, I just started the trailer and it looks like the gayest fucking shit I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.
Anonymous No.715430176 [Report] >>715430483 >>715430692 >>715432662 >>715432879 >>715434359 >>715435107 >>715436539 >>715437835 >>715448003 >>715448523
>>715423286 (OP)
How did a stinky pedo femcel BTFO Thor so hard
Anonymous No.715430434 [Report]
>>715427502
give him a break he was swatted twice in the last minute
Anonymous No.715430483 [Report]
>>715430176
Because she has a soul unlike him
Anonymous No.715430692 [Report]
>>715430176
thye're both the same kind of indie millennial depressionslop earthbound clones
Anonymous No.715430827 [Report]
>>715423286 (OP)
>made by a developer who can't even code
It's never going to be finished. His code is just not maintainable and updates will arrive slower and slower.
Not to mention he LITERALLY abandoned the game. He made only very minor updates in the past year and a half and has primarily focused on streaming.
One of his streams was just him sitting in front of his subscriber count and licking his lips at the sheer number of idiots throwing money and attention at him for nothing.
Anonymous No.715431212 [Report]
>>715427951
not even close
every time he talks about 80 something percent complete he's talking about the current chapter not the full game
Anonymous No.715431497 [Report]
>>715423651
>supposed programming genius
>game is unfinished after a decade
This shit is what gets me. Toby and Temmie managed to push out a finished game in a little over 2 and a half years and Toby can NOT code for shit. What is this zoophile faggot's official excuse?
Anonymous No.715431762 [Report] >>715434323
Making games as a single man studio is slow, also not many devs code shit like uncrackable DRMs themselves like Thor does.
Anonymous No.715431786 [Report] >>715431971 >>715431980 >>715435924 >>715443560
it hurts to watch this shit
Anonymous No.715431971 [Report] >>715432121
>>715431786
photoshoped.
Anonymous No.715431980 [Report]
>>715431786
>1.1.1.1 not a hacker
It's common knowledge that Cloudflare is a shell company created by three-letter agencies so they can backdoor the majority of the internet.
Anonymous No.715432121 [Report] >>715432190 >>715432242 >>715435924
>>715431971
Anonymous No.715432190 [Report]
>>715432121
#StopMakingObjects
Anonymous No.715432201 [Report]
>>715424112
I assume the current one and not the girl that left him?
Anonymous No.715432242 [Report]
>>715432121
>when critiqued goes on a rant about how alarms work in game maker and the other guy doesn't know what he's talking about
>still can't use a for loop to iterate through 6 sequential values after 20 years of "game dev" experience
Anonymous No.715432251 [Report] >>715432739
>>715423726
How can I attain this build
Anonymous No.715432263 [Report] >>715432467
I'm trying to learn game maker through YouTube tutorials and some of this stuff just goes over my head even if I understand how to use it. It's like I know how turn my computer on and use it but I have no fucking clue how it works.
Anonymous No.715432296 [Report] >>715433149
>>715423286 (OP)
Is this a YIIK type RPG?
Anonymous No.715432347 [Report] >>715443942
>>715426150
Wait, you couldnt tell he was lying, was an actual retard, narcissistic and fucked in the head just from hearing him talk about anything?
When youtube was pushing this trannoid hard af with shorts, I watched ONE and found like 2 or 3 things he obviously made the fuck up
In ONE fucking short
Anonymous No.715432385 [Report] >>715432792
4 hours until Maldavius has his career ended again.
Anonymous No.715432467 [Report]
>>715432263
Learn C programming and then every other language or engine will be easy as fuck.
Anonymous No.715432662 [Report] >>715432770 >>715434036
>>715430176
because she made omori
Anonymous No.715432739 [Report]
>>715432251
Trips to the Code Cave xInf
Anonymous No.715432770 [Report] >>715434036
>>715432662
/ig/ is the other way
Anonymous No.715432792 [Report]
>>715432385
insane behavior dude
Anonymous No.715432879 [Report]
>>715430176
i wish she would molest me
Anonymous No.715433149 [Report]
>>715432296
No, YIIK has more heart and soul in it's introduction than Heartbound has in it's entire game
Anonymous No.715433192 [Report] >>715433232 >>715436425 >>715441880
Honestly, it's quite incredible how this developer is, apparently, an expert in landing himself in hot water.
Anonymous No.715433232 [Report] >>715443763 >>715448607
>>715433192
well yeah people love tearing down geniuses while they're still alive for some reason.
Anonymous No.715434036 [Report] >>715434098 >>715442112
>>715432662
>>715432770
good morning liggy
Anonymous No.715434098 [Report]
>>715434036
kill yourself
Anonymous No.715434129 [Report]
this guy is currently live with over 4k viewers which what kind of person still buys this guy's shit?
Anonymous No.715434171 [Report] >>715434829
>>715423286 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r614oAC0eKk

You're welcome
Anonymous No.715434314 [Report]
>>715427451
Thor promptly banned the man for shittalking on his stream
Anonymous No.715434323 [Report]
>>715431762
>Making games as a solo studio is slow
correct, technically it's him and two other people but fair to put it under solo dev, and you did say it's a "studio" implying it's his fulltime focus however it's been a fucking decade and he has 2 hours of content on a singleplayer narrative game, while claiming years of coding experience and awards from coding experience
Anonymous No.715434331 [Report] >>715434960
>>715423726
He's very effeminate for a man thats been through puberty twice
Anonymous No.715434359 [Report] >>715434914
>>715430176
His name is jason stop calling him thor
Anonymous No.715434829 [Report]
>>715434171
>save file based on achievements
What if you wanted to delete your save file?
Anonymous No.715434914 [Report] >>715435002
>>715434359
His name is Maldavius Figtree.
Anonymous No.715434960 [Report] >>715446805
>>715434331
Dude seems to incapable of growing facial hair, he doesn’t even have the little dots you get even with the closest shaves. Combined that with him being a gay furry and I am suspicious he’s on estrogen hormones.
Anonymous No.715435002 [Report]
>>715434914
His name is Malding Faggotry.
Anonymous No.715435107 [Report]
>>715430176
Female pedophiles operate on an entirely different power scale.
Anonymous No.715435176 [Report] >>715435330
>>715423409
>thor has 2 gay dads
Proof?
Anonymous No.715435330 [Report] >>715435409
>>715435176
Californians, so it's a safe assumption
Anonymous No.715435409 [Report]
>>715435330
He's done enough retarded shit, you don't have to start making things up.
Anonymous No.715435431 [Report] >>715435607
>>715423726
>Almost 40
>Skin of a teenager

How

Also this faggot remind anyone of YMS? These gay furries seem to share a phenotype.
Anonymous No.715435472 [Report] >>715435667 >>715435924
Didn't this game start development not long after Undertale was released? How is it not done?
Anonymous No.715435607 [Report] >>715435927
>>715435431
Never going outside and the stress-free life of a nepo baby
Anonymous No.715435667 [Report] >>715435969
>>715435472
Ask yanderedev
Anonymous No.715435761 [Report]
>>715428106
It's another stupid algorithm tactic so when you google "Heartbound Lore" you can't get the spoilers easily. This guy literally lives his entire life dictated by SEO
Anonymous No.715435820 [Report]
>>715426006
>1 year ago
>I make negative comment about how his game is an undertale clone
>get notifications at the time insulting me
>1 year later
>all i get now is notifications of people agreeing with me

I hated him before it was cool
Anonymous No.715435836 [Report]
You guys seen the clip of Jason's dad reminding him on stream he forgot his birthday and Jason laughing it off in his face?
I don't know if his dad is as much of a cunt as him, but nobody deserves that.
Anonymous No.715435924 [Report]
>>715435472
This guy has been streaming around 100 hours per month, not including some dips during alleged COVID recovery, which at minimum is about 3.5 hours every day. During months he streamed 300+ hours that would average more than 10 hours every single day at his computer with freedom to do anything

Why he's not done is probably because
>>715431786
>>715432121
amongst other examples of not understanding a single thing about coding, and not even the slightest bit of humility to look up tutorials while streaming, instead relying on the absolute most basic knowledge to get things done
Anonymous No.715435927 [Report]
>>715435607
we use the term first second generation blizzard entertainment empoyee in this wheelhouse son
Anonymous No.715435969 [Report]
>>715435667
Yandere sim at this stage at least has functioning minigames
Anonymous No.715435970 [Report] >>715436049
>>715426006
He'd keep swimming in positive feedback if he didn't poke his neck out to defend his daddy from a petition.
Anonymous No.715436049 [Report]
>>715435970
nah him constantly being retarded in mmos got the ball rolling regardless
Anonymous No.715436425 [Report] >>715436545 >>715438389
>>715433192
>pic
isn't the artist a gook? how come he didn't get in trouble for drawing porn considering it's illegal and enforced there?
Anonymous No.715436539 [Report]
>>715430176
tumblrcringekino
Anonymous No.715436545 [Report]
>>715436425
who's the artist thoughever
Anonymous No.715437713 [Report]
>>715426864
This looks like undertale made by people who thought actual undertale was too straight
Anonymous No.715437835 [Report] >>715438043
>>715430176
QRD?
Anonymous No.715437990 [Report]
>>715423286 (OP)
Literally insists upon itself.
The gameplay is perfunctory and the story is self indulgent.
Watched Harmful Opinions.
Anonymous No.715438043 [Report]
>>715437835
>a woman who has been outed as enjoying shotas made a small story based game that was very successful called OMORI
Anonymous No.715438389 [Report]
>>715436425
I really don't know, I only have second hand hearsay that artist and developer had a falling out.
Anonymous No.715440297 [Report]
does this nigga own a non black t shirt?
Anonymous No.715441596 [Report] >>715442548 >>715444465
>>715423286 (OP)
how funny would it be if he ignored this for years and only starts working on it now to spite the people saying he's a worthless hack
I guess that's how you motivate narcissists
Anonymous No.715441687 [Report]
>>715427836
>keep investing time and attention into someone who does nothing but push you away
Anonymous No.715441880 [Report]
>>715433192
he just can't take an L
Anonymous No.715442112 [Report]
>>715434036
bat
Anonymous No.715442548 [Report]
>>715441596
he actually pushed out a nothingburger update to get rid of the "this product hasnt been updated in x years" message for early access games on steam
Anonymous No.715442695 [Report] >>715442772
I wonder how much money he has grifted from this game
It had a kickstarter, it has merch, plush of the gay furry dog, it's in early access, meaning people can purchase the perpetually unfinished game
He's probably still making money off of it, why would he ever finish it?
He already accomplished his goal, getting paid
Anonymous No.715442772 [Report]
>>715442695
He's one of the most subscribed and donated to people on twitch. Whatever he's grifted from the game at this point has been massively eclipsed by like an average months pay on twitch
Anonymous No.715442974 [Report]
Every day I find more things to hate about this guy
Not only is he a huge asshole who never thinks he's wrong, but he is a furry with homosexual tendencies. A faggot in every sense of the word.
Anonymous No.715443560 [Report]
>>715431786
I don't know what any of this means
Anonymous No.715443763 [Report] >>715446381
>>715433232
>array[0] = 0
>array[1] = 0
>array[2] = 0
>array[3] = 0
>array[4] = 0

>genius
The guy maybe has 80 or 90 IQ.
Anonymous No.715443942 [Report]
>>715432347
You're clearly talking to someone who could see through his bullshit from the start. But yes there were idiots who fell for his shtick early on. Hopefully they're embarrassed about that now.
Anonymous No.715444465 [Report]
>>715441596
He only started "working" on it again because Steam started showing "time since last update" for early access games. So he scrambled to push out some small shitty hotfix to reset the timer (it was 14 months or something).
Anonymous No.715444708 [Report]
>>715427451
>jason
excuse me sir.. its Thor
Anonymous No.715444862 [Report]
>>715423286 (OP)
Lets ho heartbound bros! Fucking SKGers swatted our dev twice but he still doesnt fold and keeps on delivering
Anonymous No.715446381 [Report] >>715447354 >>715448274
>>715443763
You know, there's nothing wrong with setting a few array indices manually. I've actually unrolled loops to do just that to improve performance in critical sections of code a few times.

If anything, with the alarm[0..5] stuff, it's more that they aren't exactly labeled, so it can be annoying to reason what's what. Then again, this is a Game Maker-ism, as per Game Maker's documentation, each instance is automatically given 12 alarms (lol). And actually, to stop an alarm, GML docs recommend setting the alarm's value to -1, huh.

The story flag stuff though, with few hundred indexes? yeah, that could be handled better.
Anonymous No.715446805 [Report]
>>715434960
Estrogen doesn't make you stop growing facial hair. (Fun fact, some women grow facial hair, especially when they're older)
Anonymous No.715446882 [Report]
>>715429469
brilliant description desu, good work anon
Anonymous No.715447354 [Report] >>715447590
>>715446381
>I've actually unrolled loops to do just that to improve performance in critical sections of code a few times.
This is a video game, not some performance-critical program for a microcontroller. And from the looks of it the array is just an array of numbers, not an array of complex objects/structs. Looping through it won't have any performance impact.
Anonymous No.715447590 [Report]
>>715447354
Sure sure, but it's not exactly a huge ant hill to fight over. Might have started out that his instances had maybe one or two alarms that he used, and he added a few more, who knows.
Anonymous No.715448003 [Report]
>>715430176
Because Omori is actually a good game and not an Undertale ripoff.
Anonymous No.715448274 [Report] >>715448536
>>715446381
bro the compiler already "unrolls loops" for you
Anonymous No.715448523 [Report]
>>715430176
Erm, omocat goes by they/them, CHUD
Anonymous No.715448536 [Report] >>715449204
>>715448274
The compiler I was using didn't seem to do it at the time, and we were not allowed to mess with the build settings
Anonymous No.715448557 [Report]
>>715423286 (OP)
the more I see of this guy's code, the most I feel like he learned how to write it by reading decompiled game thinking the re-constructed code is how you are supposed to write it
Anonymous No.715448607 [Report]
>>715433232
>Has manually inputed all dialogue into one big array
>Has to manually index entries to pull dialogue
>Genius
Anonymous No.715449204 [Report]
>>715448536
based benchmarker/decompiler
Anonymous No.715450049 [Report] >>715450164
>>715423286 (OP)
Didn’t this retard also want to add live service features to his undertale clone for some godforsaken reason and that’s why he’s against skg or am i misremembering things
Anonymous No.715450164 [Report]
>>715450049
I think you got it mixed up with the fact that when he was bashing SKG that he was a producer on a live service game that was in development.
Anonymous No.715450583 [Report] >>715450824 >>715452615
Anonymous No.715450824 [Report]
>>715450583
>I'm just an ex-Blizzard employee
Something tells me this has absolutely zero relevance to whatever this is about.
Anonymous No.715452335 [Report]
New coding jesus video is up, we're never seeing heartbound being finished.
Anonymous No.715452615 [Report]
>>715450583
>appeal to ex-employment
Also pretty wild of a guy holding a life-ring saying there was just nothing anyone could have done, it's everyone's mistake that someone drowned, including the victims