>"You see guys, when I worked at Blizzard, I *draws a stickman* went to McDonald's *draws a box and an arrow pointing from the stickman to the box*. McDonald's is basically this thing where you go to get burgers *writes out "burgers" above the box*, I know this because I work at Blizzard. I went there and ordered a Big Mac meal *writes out 'Big Mac meal'*, which comes with the Big Mac, fries, and a drink *draws 3 boxes next to the stickman*, then I walked *writes out 'walk'* back to my job at Blizzard

>shoves an animal dildo up his ass

>bro didn't get a happy meal toy *skullface*

>>715424184 (OP)
This is the only time I'll ever reply to a thread about this person but Youtube started suggesting videos about him and I immediately told youtube to fuck off with that shit and it did. Just thought I'd share. Have fun bye.

are the SKGers spazing out because ross's reaction video to thor's 10 month old stream got most of the petitions sigs?

>>715424295

ASS STATUS?

>>715424295
>>715424343
Hard read

>>715424343
>what in the name of Science
can't make this shit up

>*stretches asshole and shoves a ferret in*
>"Welcome to the finding out part buddy"

>>715424475
kek

>>715424312
No, I don't really care.
t. early signer

soulless brown eyes can never trustem

>>715424295
>Father of Ferrets
Literally?

>>715424184 (OP)
> one of the things i hate most about this moist nipple is that he talks in a fake deep voice
>the smegma cheese on this turd burger and the moist turd in the piss bowl with him with this situation is-
when is the next moist charlie video on this bros?

>>715424184 (OP)
He looks like a like a 48 year old woman that never had kids

>>715424383
GNOMED

i don't really know the full extent of the faggy drama surrounding this dude, but after seeing a brief clip of him i hope he gets bullied off the internet.

>>715424598
Possibly.

>>715424603
Always fails to make me laugh

why are people shitting on the first second generation blizzard employee? don't you know who he is? he's the first second generation blizzard employee

>>715424383
Halved

as someone who has been donating to ross for like 5 years I thought Stop Killing Games was doomed to fail.

>>715424295
>>715424343
holy millennial writing

>>715424729
>a paypig showing his face in the wild

>>715424603
what is this style of "humor" called

>>715424603
only funny thing about this manlet is when he tries to flex

>>715424787
safe vulgar

>>715424787
>>715424758

>>715424760
paypig and proud

>>715424853
whats dangerous vulgar? gulp

>>715424184 (OP)
>mfw people need ad hominem drama to take notice of something
Is it just simpletons?

Fact is, Pirate Software is being harassed
>but he lied about our political initiative!

I challenge you to give a fair shake to a political initiative that you oppose. 95% of people would fail this test. I see it constantly, and if you say people don't misrepresent political initiatives that they oppose -- for example, policy coming from an opposing political part being misrepresented, then, you're completely full of shit. Odds are, you're attacking him for something that you yourself do daily. Just like the dozens of OnlyFangs that roached out and left T1 for dead after talking all kinds of shit about Pirate Software roaching in the previous weeks.

No, I'm not going to attack Pirate Software, and I bet most of the people attacking him are even worse than he is. In many cases, this can be verified with the legions of ecelebs with public histories talking all kinds of shit like they're better than he is.

>>715424902
yes

>>715424184 (OP)
It was Ragebait, from the beginning.

>>715424920
>Pirate Software is being harassed

good

>>715424887
How much?

>>715424901
Game of Thrones, Spartacus, any mature show for mature audience such as myself

>>715424902
Strong emotions and a well defined enemy make it easier to rally people over a fairly abstract goal.

>>715424920
He is opposed to the idea of me owning the games I purchase, and having the ability to play them in the future. That isn't a grey or complicated political position. He deserves what he gets.

>>715424902
Every Just cause NEEDS a villain to succeed.

>>715424650
>fake voice
>furry
>gay
>very clingy and cringe, negative dating skills
>nepo baby QA at blizzard, larps as game dev despite making 0 games at blizzard
>ferrets at his rescue mysteriously die (see furry)
>named Jason but calls himself thor, his dad always makes fun of that
>bad son
>very likely autistic (see his dr K talk)
>god complex
>famous for roaching in wow and then lying about it, looking up guides for games and then acting like he figured it out himself, being an anti skg industry shill
That's pretty much the summary

>>715425059
>>ferrets at his rescue mysteriously die (see furry)
Wrong. Slander.

>>715424475
k e k
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>>715424902
Yes. Most people are absolutely not above the level of village gossip.

>>715424920
of course he's being harrassed you stupid anime. all those words to state the obvious that some retard streamer is being dogpiled for being obnoxious. what a shocker

>>715424920
Sorry i didn't understand anything you were saying here. Can you draw your argument out in MS Paint?

>>715424184 (OP)
You know, he won in the end, why? because you're talking about him.
And we know there's no such thing as bad publicity.

What flavor of ben & jerrys is the best?

>>715424184 (OP)
Did you guys know that the toys for Happy Meals are even tinier Happy Meals inside? how meta is that

>>715425059
Don't forget that his therapist points out what's wrong with him but he kept insisting and turning it as his good points. The therapist just gave up.

>>715425181
>loses 10k subs everyday
holy high IQ masterplan

>>715425059
I hear a lot about the ferret stuff. I want to believe he's genuinely taking good care of them, and respects ferrets. I love animals, and I don't like seeing them hurt. This is why I ask for a source, I really want to look in to his treatment of these animals and his rescue center.

>>715425197
too expensive for me ill just buy a large tub of generic ice cream for half the price of a pint

>>715424184 (OP)
OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' PIRATESOFTWARE IT IS! GET 'EM

>>715424184 (OP)
>His entire take on why waiting 6 months and announcing ban waves is LE GOOD for live service games like WoW, LoL, DotA 2 and other competitives
I knew he was a retard the day his face showed up on the algorithm

>>715424920
Yes because they don't like him. He's unlikable. Rude. He never admits fault. There is at least one person in your life like this and you fucking hate them

>>715425197
Vanilla pecan blondie. We don't get all the retarded or gay flavours here.

>>715425139

>>715425296
3 truths one lie

>>715425084
It might be wrong. I remember him talking about it and it was memed for a while, but I can't find any sources

>go to his youtube channel
>go to the shorts
>the greentext isn't exxagerating

dudes got main character syndrome way too hard
during the wow shit if he was in a group with any streamers below 5k views he basically ignored them the entire dungeon talking to his chat with open mic
insane behavior

>>715424920
>acts like an asshole
>gets treated like an asshole

>>715424920
those are some good points anon, you sure got me.
Just one more thing....
why did he groom a little girl and had an affair with a little furry boy 10 years younger than him?

>>715425246
From what a lot of people have said, he "rescues" terminally ill ferrets. They have zero chance of living and this faggot acts like he's doing some kind of kindness by keeping them alive instead of having them put down.

>>715424582
This is a trvke I know because I have brown eyes but you can trust me but not everyone else

>>715425523
Didn't he steal the whole ferret shtick from some kid way back in the day?

>>715424920
The only people who would defend Jason are the same kind of narcissistic lolcow retards. I want you to kill yourself but I know faggots like yourself are too self-centered to pull the trigger

>>715425084
I looked into it for 20 seconds and found him admitting ferrets have died 2 weeks after entering his care, his excuse is a hyper rare cancer when I'm not sure you would even diagnose that in such a short amount of time.

>>715424920
Fuck off asmongold, your boyfriend just gets what he asked for

>>715425417
Like that one mage who was new to the game and Fagtree kept shitting on him and insulting him the entire dungeon run saying how he was a pro mage player so what he was saying was true.

>>715425359
Oh no, he's talked about it regularly, including during his therapy session.
https://www.youtube.com/live/7jDPsBh2AyQ?t=692s
And here is when he talks about getting memed about it.
https://www.youtube.com/live/7jDPsBh2AyQ?t=1083s
Shit's funny.

>>715425626
It's not so much about me defending Pirate Software because I've never even watched any of his streams. It's more about me being against the retarded mob. Just like the legion of retards attacking Johnny Somali. It's not that I think Johnny Somali is good. It's just that I think the sexpat grifters leading the crusade for his head are much worse.

>>715424920
You should not be an online personality if you are an annoying autistic gay furry and cannot handle being bullied. Most people on 4chan who are worse than he is are smart enough to remain anonymous

I found it interesting how I never know about skg before him, if He never spoke negatively about it, I suspect no one ever know about skg if he never spoke about it.

>>715425296
>piratesoftware defender cries about muh le zionism

>>715425825

>>715425849
>jew outs himself with his priorities

>>715425523
>>715425638
That is concerning.
While I've had experiences with people too eager to put them down for things that could be fixed easily and maintain quality of life, with this mans pride and ego, I fear that he is not the type of person capable of fully deciding whether or not to take the life of an injured or sick animal. Even intelligent professionals fuck up in that regard, those guys that were overzealous about euthanasia are brilliant and caring, it was just the wrong decision in a situation with a lot of potential wrong decisions.
Hope more eyes on him gets someone more qualified to investigate his operation. Not in an attempt to fuck him over, but to earnestly see if he is capable of the task.

>>715424920
>Elaina poster has a shit take
She unironically requires rape correction

>>715425008
You mean to have infinite access to online games. You won't own it

>>715425748
You could have just said you’re here to finger wag to make yourself feel better and it would have been a lot quicker and a lot more honest.

>>715426063
I'm the only person saying these things. Nobody else is. Everybody else is swept up in retarded hysteria. It's bad to harass people and it causes damage to people when there are thousands of people lashing out at them with attacks.

>>715425910
Nvm the cancer ferret I mentioned didn't die 2 weeks after entering his care, after watching those other videos he mentions he owned it for a while and it died 2 weeks after diagnosing it, the concerning shit is him saying multiple ferrets die per month while he is a furry who sexually attracted to ferrets.

>>715426190
There is nothing wrong with harassing evil people at all

>>715424184 (OP)
So did Maldavius Figtree supersede DSP and CWC in Kiwifarms?

Furrets are heckin floofers though

>>715426214
Ferrets don't live very long, and if he has a hundred of them, and many of these rescue ferrets will be older. It's likely that there would be one or two of them dying every month.

how significant can a defcon badge possibly be if apparently no one can verify what it even entails

>>715424184 (OP)
This is literally how asmongold stream lmao.

>>715426279
Nobody can dethrone Chris.

any proof about the ferret dildo thing?

I don't give a shit about his ferret ranch. he likes them because he likes the way they look and that the don't talk back. not evidence of compassion

>>715424184 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=piratesoftware+supercuty

>>715426423
It's just shallow virtue signaling he can bring up when someone mentions one of the numerous shitty things he has done, or his garbage personality

>>715426335
He said he has 60. I'm not going to outright say he's fucking the ferrets but you shouldn't put a pedo in charge of an orphanage and you probably shouldn't give ferrets to a furry with a ferret fursona.

he'll get the last laugh when animus launches any day now

I don't know anything about ferrets other than my sister had one once and I didn't care for it.

The animals I like are rats, which are similar to ferrets. Rats are extremely intelligent and can be loving, and will readily show compassion and concern for the wellbeing of other rats and people they care for.

>>715426340
Not significant, it was a team exercise and he was new. His coworkers did everything.

he's 100% shoving those ferrets up his ass, mister Lemmiwinks style

>>715426701
but I doubt theyre getting an epic quest to escape...

>>715426375
Who is coincidentally Jasons biggest defender and excuses everything he does

>>715426463
the lolcow that keeps giving

>>715426670
Rats are insanely good pets. Mine would get bored when I would let him roam around my room, so we used to play a game where he'd jump into my lap and then I'd chuck him onto my bed. Not hard, kind of an underhanded throw, sometimes I'd add a little spin to it so he'd 180 as he landed. That, plus he knew how to spin as a trick. He died years ago but he was a good friend, I'm going to get two more once I have more living space.

>>715424475
lmao

>>715426873
Listen to yourself you fucking degenerate. YOu are literally willingly keeping a bunch of dirty rodents in your house because your life is so boring you need to watch rats "do tricks" to entertain you.

I hate rodent owners.

>>715426954
Yeah I like how intelligent they are. He'd reach through the cage bars with his little hand when I held food out for him. I bought them in a pair so they wouldn't get lonely when I was around but the second one wasn't as intelligent, so he was a bit boring.

>>715426873
Two rats is okay, but you should really have three, four or five. They are very social animals that thrive in colonies and not pairs. I would consider three the minimum.

If you only have two rats and one dies, which will happen sooner rather than later it's going to be rough on the one that survives and they may reject a new rat coming.

>>715427073
I suppose I'll get four instead of two then, five sounds like too much cleaning.

>>715425515
>they were only 20 years old little kids you SICK FUCK
Don't make me like him by appearing even more retarded, americunt

>>715427020
based rat appreciator

>>715427131
Not really. They're small animals and don't let out much waste. You'll need to clean the cage every few days whether you have two or four.

You can get a cage with a bottom tray that catches the droppings and it's an easy clean.

>>715426749
It's all part of the ARG

>>715426190
You’re the only person doing so because nobody else is so cripplingly insecure that they feel the need to white knight for assholes facing the consequences of their actions
>b-but someone who may or may not be worse joining in too!
I don’t care. Rapists enjoy breathing just as much as I do. I’m not going to stop doing it.

>>715427213
How many retards died to the rat for it to level up all the way to 5?

>>715427230
Compared to a dog the amount of maintenance is significantly higher, since my dogs never need anything besides food and occasional walks. Cleaning out a cage every three days is a lot more work in comparison.

>>715427323
You need to clean up dog shit too you slob

>>715424475
KEKAROO

>>715427396
Not if you have a big enough yard or live in a somewhat rural neighbourhood.

>>715427864
>he just lets his dogs shit everywhere
class.

>>715424475
LMAOA

>>715427908
>>715427659
>>715426876
>>715425091

>>715427906
In a grassy area that you'd need to go out of your way to find the poop? Sure.

>>715424920
>Pirate Software is being harassed
good lol

>>715427864
I would shoot you to death if I was your neighbour

i cant believe after 7 years as a first second generation employee at blizzard entertainment they named an npc after him

>>715428636
>Thor he/him

>>715428578
Can't say I really care about your anger issues and general retardation.

>>715428761
you cared enough to reply

>>715426401
It's a gnome dildo actually.

>>715428834
I'll let my dog poop on your lawn to celebrate.

>>715428942
okay carer