>This is your dedicated girlfriend companion for entire game

>>715430646 (OP)
I prefer breaking the buck desu

Built for human men

>>715430646 (OP)
ngl Susie is cute and cool

>>715430646 (OP)
BUILT FOR BIG RED HEARTS

>>715431005
Krusie actually cucks the HEART who goes ater Noelle, while Kris is more fond of Susie

>>715430646 (OP)
>girlfriend
Knowing Robert, I wouldn't be surprised if "she" was canonically born male.

>tfw no dragon gf to rest her chin on my head

>>715431263
lmao

Why does acquiring the Shadow Mantle increase the kill count?
Are you supposed to beat the knight without it?

>>715431446
You aren't supposed to beat the Knight

>>715431446
>the kill count
Wat

>>715431446
Who cares?
You think Sans is going to show up and lecture (You) again? The guy fucked your mother hes gonna be lucky to escape the dimension with his life

>>715431446
Remember that defeating the freedom bosses is the only permanent thing that persists between saves without a complete uninstall. Seam always remembers.

>>715431528
Source on this?
So Seam comments on it between save files?

>>715431495
The number of murders.

When are we getting a global rule for deltatroon threads

>>715431395
"Lmao" what? Robert is a known ideological subversive, he supports subversive movements like Critical Race Theory and Transgenderism; in his first game, he let a "non-binary," zoophilic obesity fetishist design a "secret" (in the sense of, "The game tells you exactly how to find it") boss enemy---except he's not an enemy, because every monster (game's words, not mine) is a super-special and unique being that deserves empathy and respect.

>>715431649
when we get own board

>>715430646 (OP)
Wait this character was actually a female? I thought it was a male, it never looked feminine to me

>>715430646 (OP)
Maybe >>>/vg/utg will appreciate being told this for the gazillionth time.

>>715431743
>he supports subversive movements like Critical Race Theory and Transgenderism
You forgot the most prominent one: (((John Money)))'s gender faggotry with pronouns that don't match the sex.

>>715431743
Yeah, I know. I think it's really funny how a game that portrays every straight person as a dumbass or abuser isn't going to go full faggot in the end

>>715431754
She's the mean girl tomboy with a heart of gold, she's less feminine than the Reindeer character but shes still cute

If you gave Spamton the Neo body then mettaton's dream is now dead.
Darkness manifests people's dreams.
You are killing everyone's hopes and dreams.

>>715430646 (OP)
Not bad.

>>715430646 (OP)
Shame Susie isnt that pretty. Id no hesitation her if she was

She does deserve that dick thougheverbeit

>>715431881
proof?

>>715431596
You get to pick up the boss loot on your new saves by inspecting the hole in your castle town. How clueless can you "urm le snopes approved source, chud" people be?

>>715430646 (OP)
I choose this girl.

>>715431831
>gender faggotry with pronouns that don't match the sex
Transgenderism, yes.
>>715431835
>isn't going to go full faggot in the end
It doesn't need to go "full," you idiots have just been suckered into accepting whatever demoralizing nonsense as long as it's "subtle;" even though, when you notice it, it's always about as subtle as a car crash.

>>715431929
She's has some feminine curves, though

Why is there a bloodstain between Kris's bed and the cage? He's never shown bleeding when ripping the soul out, does he have a self-harm habit or something?

>>715432068
>subtle
Don't flatter yourself; it's an ugly trait

>>715431929
>Shame Susie isnt that pretty
Sorry anon, I don't follow.

>all you’re theories are wrong
>*donates to trans rights*
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>715432197
i laugh at Deltatroons

>>715432147
>Don't flatter yourself
Where in your dyslexia did you get the idea I was talking about myself?
>>715432197
Why should I avoid sounding mad at someone who contributed to the ruination of gaming as a hobby?

>>715432128
He carries around a fucking knife, he comes from a broken home, and he has no friends. Of course he's a cutter. It would be a plot twist if he wasn't.

>equips tutu
>equips Princess Gloves
Oh yeah, it's gaming time!

>>715432068
I'm a MAGA supporter and i enjoyed Disco Elysium made by hardcore Communists. As long as I enjoy Deltarune and don't feel like game is trying to shame me or preach, I have no problem with it. Hell I was actually pleaseantly surprised that we had a wholesome interaction with a church sermon in chapter 4. It brough me back to my childhood years when i was messing up with my school friends in the church while sermon was active.

>>715432387
>>715432197
>>715431792
mindbroken janitor arc got old already

Ignore /pol/ shitposters and post Susie and Dess fighting over players cock

>>715432415
>I'm a MAGA supporter
So you're a Christ-worshipping dipshit too?

Timely reminder

>>715432561
This is true. A true Krusie believer knows that there is no need to put down Suselle, because it won’t happen anyway.

Why did Toby referenced Shaq?

>>715432535
Yeah, and i didn't see anything offensive in Deltarune. I was more pissed at new Crystal Dynamics Lara Croft changing everything from old Lara created by Core

>>715432671
The Titan is the fear of the dark that comes in many forms
It shaped itself like that according to Kris's fear
Kris's biggest fear is Shaq

I swear deltatroons must be masochist since they come here when they have all the fag-posting they could want in /vg/, Tumblr, and Xitter.

>>715432561
Its like Lions trying to put down a snail. Everyone is aware Suselle is a joke.

>>715432415
>I'm a MAGA supporter and i enjoyed Disco Elysium
Demoralized.
>and don't feel like game is trying to shame me or preach
That's what the first game did, with it's very "multiple endings" mechanic.
>a wholesome interaction with a church sermon in chapter 4
The "church" that Robert goes to preaches the Sparkle Creed. Subversives like him have no beliefs but whatever will get them the most clout, even if it's a limp gesture of "friendliness" towards Christians.

>>715432128
Probably Kris trying in desparation to take it out for the first time and now current attempts are less bloody because they figured out how to do it.

It could also be that Kris let it be outside of him the first time without a cage and it hurt him.

>>715432128
period

>>715432561
>>715432648
A man of compassion and wisdom realizes Susie would be totally in favor of threesomes (that make both Kris and Noelle incredibly uncomfortable) (but it's good for them anyway).

>>715432827
It's that time of the month for REAL women

>>715432671
>>715432752
Kris was traumatised by how shitty Shaq-Fu and Steel was?

>>715432671
*dumps a bottle of old piss over the head of his teammate*

>yeah i made a super gay game
>yeah i like this super gay game
>no i wont post with my fellow faggots in /vg/ or tumblr
Why is this the case?

>>715432671
Wrong member of the Inside crew, bud.

>>715432806
If it's several days old it's really grim that Toried never noticed it.

tall kris and short noelle

>>715430646 (OP)
That's Barney

>>715433012
>yeah jannies are fags
>yeah jannies don't get paid
>yeah i wanna be a janny and suck up to them
Why is this the case?

>>715432801
I dont care if he gets pegged by Temmie Chang. As long as he doesn't make some outrages woke shit like Druckman or Bioware or that fucking "based" Kingdom Come Deliverance guy who inserted gay shit for DEI money, I don't have problems with Deltarune. I will only start hating it if Suselle becomes forced canon without any alternative routes.

>>715432561
Except this is fucking wrong. Suselle is garbage that Butchers both Susie and Noelle's personalities into the world's most generic forced romance.

>>715433098
It's so ridiculous how you idiots will bring this shit to the site when you have the vast majority of the fanbase in other sites or boards, but I guess queer solidarity ends when you realize the vast majority of you are annoying, obnoxious, ugly freaks

>spamton associates "making [Frozen Chicken] with your [Side Chick]" with crying in a broken home wishing you let your old pal spamton kill you
>the second thing still happens anyway if you don't make [Frozen Chicken]

>>715433075
Barney if a cute tomboy with Naruto personality

>>715433164
>as long as it's not "outrageous"
Thank you for proving my point: it's "subtle," so you don't care. Demoralized.

>>715433221
>I WENT INTO THE SUPER GAY GAME THREAD AND SAW ALL THE SUPER GAY POSTS AIEEEEEE JANNIES SAVE MEEEEEEE
You don't have to click every thread in the catalog.

Does her dad approve?

*improves the thread*

>>715433320
nothing wrong with "subtle". Everything you loved in the 90's was "subtle". Feminism in Terminator and Alien, Lesbians in Sailor Moon, Black characters in "They live" or "Predator" or "The Thing" or actual capeshit with Blacks being main characters like "Blade" and "Spawn"

>>715433483
Finally some good fucking posts.

>>715433410
Seriously, answer why won't you guys post on /vg/ or Tumblr? Are they too queer? too stupid? too socially retarded? You talk about how stupid people here are for "not noticing," but you won't hang out with the people who can?

>>715433164
I don't know why canon suselle would be your breaking point considering UT had plenty of cannon guy couples. Unless you just like killing Undyne every run

>>715433221
$0 per hour lel

>>715432176
Her hair is way less stylized,she has much more yellow eyeballs,her eyebrows stand out more(theyre probably intended to be thicc) and shes probably got huge fucking hands.

Theres also the way her face is shaped too. But the pixel art and the portrait art are inconsistent about it since the portrait gives her like an eggplant face and the pixel is a Dinosaur and if we take the Dinosaur its kinda correct but her face is fatter

>>715430646 (OP)
I prefer my Undertale dedicated girlfriends desu.

>>715430646 (OP)
Perfect

>>715433525
It’s a trash tier hellhole anon and is noticeable worse than what you strawman these threads as being

>>715433504
>Everything you loved in the 90's was "subtle"
Exactly, and then you learn how long the Agenda has been in place.
>Lesbians in Sailor Moon
I wonder why Robert loves Japan so much...

>>715433525
Nta but you're correct. I can't stand that side of the Deltarune/Undertale fanbase that's too queer/stupid/socially retarded. It's why I generally stick to the Asian fanartists on Twitter and the random threads on /v/ since they're the least likely to chimp out if I call Kris "he".

>>715433525
>Seriously, answer why won't you guys post on /vg/ or Tumblr?
Twofold answer.
1. Why should we? Give a reason instead of just saying it must be so.
2. Let's say I do. Why can't I also post on /vg/ and in here?

>>715431446
There's no kill count, dude. You don't kill anyone in this game, not even in the Weird Route.

>>715433635
And it just magically became that? They're your guys, and we're the dumbass chuds who cant figure it out

>>715433662
This

I want to fuck Ralsei

>>715432561
Lol LMAO

>>715432387
This is only guy if you think Kris is a guy. Once again femalehumanGODS win.

>>715433682
/vg/ is an insane asylum, literally everyone there is an utterly demented maniac. It has even less actual game discussions than /v/

>>715433797
>femalekris
>>715432387

>>715433662
This. Asian supremacy.

So, what's the deal with this? Why would the eggs “prevent chapter completion”?

>>715432561
Suselle troons are so fucking obnoxious. Everyone knows Susie/Noelle is going to be endgame canon, but the Suselle people act like the world's biggest victims because the rest of the fanbase doesn't constantly suck their dicks enough. "Oh you're so brave for shipping the two characters everyone and their blind grandmothers can see will get together in the end! You're so smart for loving the lesbian romance writing so godawful it wouldn't even make the cut for a tranny-exclusive yuri fanfiction zine! Gluck gluck gluck slurp"

>>715433585
Suselle is NTR shit cucking the player. Undertale had joke side shipping between some side goofy characters

>>715430646 (OP)
If ralsei is a plushie made by dess in asriel's image, then wouldn't that mean every IRL ralsei plushie is kind of a real ralsei? What if in game ralsei is unironically mass produced and there's like 50 of him in cold storage somewhere?

>>715433843
i have more respect for them since they accept their containment and self.

thoughts on ralsusie?

>>715433971
Suselle is going to become as much canon as Soriel in the last chapter. Only retards think that.

Oh!! I found a couch!

*thud*
A lucky find!
Kris!! Come sit here too

*small*