I'm going to love her!

>thread status: unbumped
>thief status: loved

Thread status: bump.
Wife status: Ump

>>715437205
lol cute

I love my adorable explosive chuunibyou wife, Megumin!

Blanc is my wife and I love her more than anything in the whole world.

I love my beautiful wife Velvet Crowe.

>>715438128
You're too old and not related enough for her

i love my beloved yokai wife takane yamashiro!

i like to thinkabout 'fu.

Lilith my love

>>715435276 (OP)
Lil'eef!

>>715440342
Big knight!

I love my wife

*steal your first kiss*

>>715440968
Jumbo knight!
I named my Zigzagoon Lil'eef in my recent playthrough of emerald, she picked up so many items for me it wasn't even funny.

>>715441394
No trouble here, just peaceful sleep.

>>715441412
Dio?

>>715435276 (OP)

>have so many gems saved up for UMP45 that I hit the limit on how many rolls I can buy in a single purchase
And it’s still not enough. I won’t be satisfied until I can be 100% sure I can max her and her gun out.
>>715437487
Very cute

>>715441414
nice! i like zigzagoon.
I have some down time at work so I'm chipping away at your picture again

>>715441740
what a cute thief!

Uhh

how does your 'fu like her eggs? sunny side up? hard boiled?

Mythra My Beloved

>>715445529
Scrambled probably.
I’d love to cook her tortillas with eggs one day too. I forget what the dish is actually called but it’s a favorite of mine.
>>715447171
Cute Blade

>>715448154
huevos rancheros?

>>715435276 (OP)
I love my voluptuous and petite waifu Neo the Ice cream girl!

>>715448154
Cute doll

>>715445529
i think thief would like a nice sunny side up egg, after all she is my little sunshine. but she's also got a weird palate so I'm sure she'd happily scarf down a century egg too.

>>715449982
Never had those, but they look good. But no, my mom would just cut up corn tortilla bits into a pan then scramble eggs onto it with butter. It was literally just tortilla bits coated in egg, and sometimes we even poured a bit of Valentina on it. It’s simple but makes a great breakfast on a lazy Sunday, I can’t remember if we had a name for it though, we probably just called it tortillas con huevo

>>715451057
so how did she get the scar on her one eye?

Love my adorable demon wife!
>>715435276 (OP)
Last thread got archived as I was typing my reply.. so mad...
>>715445529
scrambled

From last thread, if 'fu would be good at videogames. She wouldn't really be?... she plays games, but she doesn't like putting in the effort, she has prinnies grind for her. i imagine she'd enjoy fighting/racing games where you can gimmick your opponent.
She definitely wouldn't be playing Metroid 2 without a guide.
that said, isn't Metroid 1 worse? I got through Metroid 2 just fine, but I don't even want to touch Metroid 1.

I got a new battery for my Dualsense Edge, and in the process of breaking it in, I started playing Dragon Quest 11, it's pretty fun.... the forge stuff is fun.

>>715445529
Sunny side up

>>715451954
She and her sister UMP40 got sent to a mission that went horribly wrong. As 45 was escaping, she ran into M16A1 who identified her as an enemy since 45 was unknowingly made a sleeper cell by the bad guys. M16 picked a fight with 45 to prevent her from escaping but the latter managed to get away with only a cut across her eye.
Despite how easy it’d be to fix it up, she decided to keep the scar as a sort of reminder of what happened and what’s important her. Her sister 9 later made a scar across her own eye intentionally to show her devotion to 45, but they wrote it out of her design in GFL2 for some reason

kyaku is beauty

>>715451057
oh huh. that's an interesting way to do it, maybe I'll have to try it someday.

Are there eggs in your favorite videogame?

I love my angel wife, Flonne!
>>715445529
Probably sunny-side. She likes the yolk!
>>715435276 (OP)
Holy shit... It's an eef! She's so cute!

>>715435276 (OP)
goddamn... thx for this reminder, i think im gonna go proooooompt some Disgaea-style AI slop soon

>>715453708
Make them fucking healer (male).

>>715453876
Mhm...sure...

>>715435276 (OP)
My generic Main in every single entry.

>>715453708
feel free to leave thief out of it. so far I'm not impressed.
>>715452401
nice, I had a good time with DQ11.
>>715453526
I'd like to see a disgaea fu gaming competition. there's already at least that picture of etna and glonne playing.
>>715454269
which game had your favorite version of her?

>>715454819
>feel free to leave thief out of it. so far I'm not impressed.
you sure bout that, anon? you gona say no to THIS?

>>715455072
Only indians would be interested in slop.

>>715452401
>isn't Metroid 1 worse? I got through Metroid 2 just fine, but I don't even want to touch Metroid 1.
It seems to be that the consensus is that Zero Mission made 1 kind of pointless, even among those who played it back in the day. I guess 2 also has a remake (or two if you wanna be like that) but I didn't get to play it.

>>715454819
I also love my wife's third leg

>>715455165
Sorry anon, i have white hands. Artists' days are numbered, if not already GONE by now.
The sooner you accept it the better for you

>>715455072
Belt pouches are wrong, plus where's her other arm??
>>715454819
Thief may got 3 legs, but she don't ain't got so much gaming skills as Flonne does!

>>715455242
Zero mission is fantastic, i'll play that any day, but not the original.
I played Metroid 2 before the 3DS remake came out, and it was good, the remake is great too.
>>715454819
I'm having fun so far! Just got to Gondolia.

My heart beats for the dragon.

>>715442580
Thanks again for this. Take as much time as you need.
>>715445529
Whatever heals the most HP/SP most likely.
>>715453086
Burgers!
>>715453253
3 had a plot about Mao eating a dragon's egg.

>>715456401
Your boring ass SRPG game is over THAT way, to your right then all the way down the hall.

Has your waifu ever gambled?
Neo would be the type that would gamble, but I don't think it's ever really been shown in RWBY

Love floof

>>715457370
>>715435404
I love headpatting fu!

>>715456783
PEEP KNIGHT

My love belongs to Oboro
>>715445529
Sunny side up

The yamawaros pet has arrived. be nice to it

>>715457292
Flonne would 100% think gambling is immoral and wrong, but also fall for gacha and carnival/arcade prize games that are essentially the same as gambling. I'm telling you, angel, the crane game does NOT take skill! If you want that plush so bad, we can buy it on ebay for like 15 bucks instead of spending our whole budget on this scam!

>>715457292
She plays gacha, which is kinda gambling.

>>715458294
that IS the yamawaro

>>715451057
Sounds like chilaquiles, minus the chile, which isn't as uncommon a way to do it as you'd think.
>>715457292
When the gang went to what is essentially medieval Vegas in the LN, Megumin didn't gamble.
She understands the value of a dollar too much to throw it away to chance or scams.
She did however, stand behind others that were gambling and told them to make incredibly risky plays lol.
>>715445529
Sunny side up, the most chuuni way to prepare eggs.
Or in omurice, with a cute Chomusuke or Explosion drawn on top with ketchup.

NO

>>715458518
>>715459539
forgot to respond but yeah thats NOT a yamawaro

>>715455072
ehh...
>>715455297
accept what? i draw for love.
>>715456401
DAGRON!!!
>>715459194
i could go for for fukkn chommelette right about meow
>>715456783
oh yeahhh.. I knew there was something egg related but I forgot what in particular.
what was the dragon egg supposed to do when he ate it? it had something to do with the saucy maos right?

>>715458294
Yameowaro.

>>715454819
>which game had your favorite version of her?
4

>>715453253
Probably. Theres a few cooking scenes now and then. I can’t think of any particular dish I’ve seen the Dolls make though but I’m sure they’ve used eggs at some point.
>>715453120
Enjoy it, anon. It’s a sweet and simple dish.
>>715459194
They’re a little similar yeah

>>715457668
PEEP PEEP PEEP
>>715461076
>what was the dragon egg supposed to do when he ate it?
He was trying to open his heart, and apparently if the egg was cooked sunny side up, then it would do so. The saucy Maos like using hot sauce on eggs, so when he killed them, he stopped liking hot sauce on his eggs.

>>715461334
was 4 the first one where you could choose their personality/voice when making them?
>>715462279
that's right..
but where do you or anyone else stand on hot sauce+eggs?
I think it's pretty good, although I like ketchup more on egg sandwiches

>>715458294
Activate advanced cuddling target system! Locked on! Commencing cat cuddles!

>>715463774
I eat mine plain, nothing on them.

>>715445529
>YOU HAVE TO LOVE ALL THE LEGGS

>prolly won't get paid today either
Man...

>>715453253
My wife watched over a dragon (chicken) egg and infused it with her mana.

Cute Thief. But for me, it's Towa.
>>715445529
Gonna say scrambled for Towa. It gets joked in Tokyo Xanadu that she has "the palate of a five year old". While that obviously isn't true, it's funny so I'm gonna say scrambled.
Hard boiled all the way for me though.
>>715453253
Yeah. There's a cooking minigame in every Trails and eggs are a common ingredient.
>>715457292
Nah, Towa wouldn't approve of gambling.

>>715466250
Waifu doing the funny suck mouth.

I love you Chachamaru, you're more myself than I am. Whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same.
>>715435276 (OP)
Is this a Thieg? or something more sinister?
>>715445529
She likes them over easy, so she can use the yolk like a sauce.
>>715453253
There are eggs, but not the kind you can eat.
>>715457292
Her whole plan is basically one big gamble, though otherwise she doesn't strike me as one to gamble.
>>715458294
Found one of these outside last night

>>715453253
Some of my favorite games feature eggs, but not waifu's game. You can drink raw egg yolk but that's about as close as it gets!
>>715466250
Cute megu!

>>715466231
Hope they give you the money soon HaruBro!

>>715445529
I don't think she'd be picky, but I can see her doing sunny side up more often than anything. I usually take mine scrambled so that might color her decision though.
>>715453253
They're an ingredient in certain dishes in Berseria, like the Crowe Quiche and the Mythic Egg and Rice Omelette (both recipes my wife is the best at making).
>>715457292
Not canonically, and I think she'd be firmly against it. She does have a gambler-esque outfit in one of the gachas, though.
>>715458294
The yamawaro IS a pet.

>>715468354
Waifood...

>>715466606
ahh, towa's got a hard boiled husband i see.
>>715466745
it might be a kneeph
>>715468354
bet she likes a good egg

>>715467828
I just got it. Now, i'll procede to spend it luciously

Gonna go see Superman. See ya later, frens

>>715469280
Hope you enjoy Harufren

>>715453253
There’s the Mystery Egg item, gives you a permanently charmed enemy when you take damage.
>>715468354

>>715469280
HERO wife!

I'm curious to know if the movie is actually good. Do tell when you get back, or if any of you guys have seen it already.

>>715468354
Yummy food!
>>715469116
>>715469280
Have fun!

>>715470051
Haven’t seen it yet. My brother has though

Love Kafka.

The glasses accentuate the 'fu.

>>715473854
Yea they do

>>715470051
Haven’t seen it and I probably won’t see it but it’d be nice to get a good Superman movie for once. Superman is one of the few franchises that I genuinely wish was good again. He’s just such a cool dude.
>>715473854
Glassesfu

>>715470051
/co/ hates it for retarded reasons, so it's great, also
>floof spotted

>>715473854
She's stolen my glasses

>>715473854

what's 'fu's favorite Alice in Chains song?

what would waifu do if she won an action-packed trip to Detroit?

>>715476376
I don't think she'd go because she doesn't want to get mugged

I love my beautiful wife Lysithea.
>>715445529
Sadly, no idea, but she would prefer a sweet breakfast like cereal, pancakes, french toast.
>>715453253
Dragon eggs
>>715457292
She only gambles crits and attacks.
>>715470051
I'm mostly tired of capeshit but I did like it. Heroes being heroes, lots of shots of them saving people, no infighting, how much other supers were around was overblown. Some of the jokes didn't land for me, but I've always been like that with James Gunn and they mostly left serious moments be without some dumb joke right at the very least.

if you had a tiny clone of waifu would you love her?

>>715476783
i'd have big love for that tiny clone

>>715476783
Of course. We'd cuddle her.

>>715476783
How tiny is she? Not saying no, just curious.

>>715476783
Of course!

>>715473854
she swiped them!

>>715476783
>more clones
There's no need for more

>>715476376
She never asked for this.
>>715476783
Absolutely. I’d be scared of sharing the bed with her though. Hell, I don’t even let our dog or cat sleep with me out fear of hurting them while I turn in bed

>>715476783
I would love her, but I wouldn't really be sure what to do with her. Then again, the real one would probably get a bit jealous

>>715476783
Hell yeah I would!

>>715476783
Yeah

>>715476026
Them Bones
>>715476376
Give them to Lorenz or Claude
>>715476783
Of course, the most fun traveling companion I can think of when I'm far from Lysi.

what's an easy way to piss off waifu?

>>715480382
Mention Ruby Rose

>>715480382
PDA or saying "I got dinner when I was out".

I love my beautiful little vampire queen wife, Krul, beyond all things!!! :)

>>715445529
Not sure, she probably would enjoy them in any way. But I could see her having poached eggs more often than not, but I prefer mine scrambled so that might influence her decision.
>>715453253
Lol, nope, eggs aren't mentioned ever.
>>715457292
Not in the strictest sense, but her deal with one of the other characters was sort of a gamble, even though it wasn't supposed to be.
>>715476783
I will always love her :)
>>715473854
They do indeed!
>>715480382
Say negative things about her brother.

>>715480382
"i lost your money"

>>715435276 (OP)
For me. It's magical Knight. But thief is a cutie for sure

>>715480382
She doesn't really get mad, or at least she hasn't shown it beyond potentially one specific instance in the game. I suppose I'd have to go against what she feels is best for me.

>>715468354
>someone that's not me posting my picture
Always weird to see that...

>>715480382
Just be generally mean or evil and her sense of justice will kick in.

>>715435276 (OP)
>enter thread
>not a disgaea thread
damn it

>>715457292
Gambling is a sin

Waifutranny threads belong in >>>/trash/

How does /v/ do it? Even with all its flaws, it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards.

>>715470051
My wife reading(!!) in the second row.
>>715473854
She looks good in anything.
>>715476783
But of course. I'd keep her safe.
>>715480382
Heresy

>>715485102
Took you long enough homeless parrotbitch. Too busy getting mugged by crackheads?

>>715485164
Eh, not really. There's a few threads here and there that are good but overall /v/ is pretty fucking trash, I'd sooner take a slower board but I'm generally not as interested in the slower board's topics.

>>715484264
part of it is

>>715485181
Would you teach her how to read?

>>715486728
Of course. It's long been a dream of mine.

>>715485375
I just do it out of habit

post last 'fu saved

>>715484264
If you have a Disgaea waifu it could totally be!
>>715480382
Being mean to other people, easily
>>715473854
They also raise her stats!

>>715489049
"Honey pie" is a cute name, even if it doesn't suit me at all.

>>715489049
Very comfy

>>715489049

>>715489049

>>715489049
Not sure how much I like this one, the colors are nice, but the stylization on her face is a bit off to me.

>>715489049

My heart has been pierced by Cupid
I disdain all glitter and gold
there is nothing that can console me
but my jolly waifu bold

>>715489049

>>715489049

>>715492206
Powerful poetry!

>>715489049
I scrolled past this one a few times on the boorus and never saved it, but it's cute! She's always a cutie-patootie

>>715491495
lol
>>715492206
*clap clap!*
>>715492267
happy bbb

I love my adorable 妹 Karen!

Sorry I haven't been around very much.
I mentioned a few times how I recently bought a huge-ass tapestry of Karen so I decided to drop a picture.
Turns out it was even bigger than I thought. Probably close to 2 meters tall?
The walls where I live right now aren't doing so hot so I am probably just gonna store it for the moment and hopefully get that fixed before the end of the year so it can find a proper place.

>>715495389
Wew. I hope you can find the space for it.

>>715493640

>>715495389
>Probably close to 2 meters tall?
That's pretty crazy,

post wife being wife

>>715498025

>>715480382
Call her short (she is indeed smol).
>>715495389
Good to see ya again Karenbro!
Congrats on the wall scroll!

>>715498025

>>715498025
>>715489049
>>715461076
Quite.

My super cute wife Iroha!
>>715441394
>>715478078
Another super cute maid? Splendid!

>>715498025
She always being herself!
>>715498168
Cute Sword!
>>715498307
Cute short fu!
>>715498415
Cute Sheep!
>>715498849
Cute Fang from the Dragon!
>>715498910
Maidu!

>>715498025
Did you know that bird in the background is also my wife?
>>715499415
Indeedu!

>>715498025

I love my wife, Annette.

>>715498025
The ever beautiful Saint of War

>>715498025

>>715498025
Shamelessly replying to myself

For the love of god Disgaea 8 please return to sprites

>>715445529
Two sunny sides with two slices of bacon :)
>>715451057
Damn, now I want one of those.
>>715453253
Yeah. Sautéed Pheasant with Eggs. Sounds really nice.
>>715457292
Annette gambles when there are barrels nearby.
>>715468354
I'm hungry

>>715470051
I have no interest in any super hero movies, so I'm not going to see it. Annette is very cute in this picture though.
>>715476783
She would love her. Matt and Ryan sucked on OneyPlays
>>715480382
Put the tiny Annette somewhere hard to reach.

>>715458294
La creatura.
>>715498025
>>715489049
Green Little. I owe you my life.

>>715500860
Oneyplays in general is ass now.

>>715501152
It's fine but mostly just the stuff with Cory and Dave.

Gonna get some sleep now, have nice ice cream dreams waifubros!

>>715501734
Sleep well homie.

>>715489049

>>715498025
She is onee-san.

>>715435276 (OP)

>>715498025
wife being the HERO that she is

I am returned
Movie was great, it was all i was expecting, and even more, i was smiling the whole movie. Also, i ate my first "real" bowl of ramen, cause the theater had a chain ramen retairant right next to it.i got a large Tokyo beef ramen, and kt was pretty damn good, ate every last noodle and thing in it

>>715498025

>>715498025

Fu

>>715506254
She's the best

>>715476783
Naturally!
>>715480382
Be a nuisance in her classes. Or make too many height jokes.
Actually, would the tiny Towa clone be more or less sensitive to teasing about her smolness?

>>715506254

Ninja, pirate or cowboy?

>>715508075
Ninja 100%

Wasnt easy finding this one.

>>715508652
pretty

Waifu pondering the hard questions of life, like
>Wait, if the Septim bloodline are Dragonborn, why didn't Uriel Septim just Shout at the start of Oblivion to save himself from the assassin?

>>715509905
Waifu looking at her world map and going "Hmm, what do they eat?"

>>715435276 (OP)

>>715508075
Knight
>>715509905
"Are you in God's grace?"
"What language did the angels speak?"

>>715435276 (OP)

>>715513620
Eep dreams

Waifu cute!

>>715498025
>>715515334

>>715495389
>2 meters
Damn, that's huge. Wish I had a waifu tapestry that big!
>>715500547
It's not gonna happen anon... As much as I want them to, they're all in on 3D now. Throwing away the models and animations they worked on for the past few years would make the investment a total waste.
>>715476783
No, because it's a clone and not waifu herself!
>>715504172
I need to try some legit ramen sometime... All I ever eat are the cheap noodle bricks! Spicy chicken flavor the GOAT tho

>>715495389
wow, big 'fu!
>>715499521
this waifu's for the birds!
>>715519315
>No, because it's a clone and not waifu herself!
meanwhile I'm busy throwing my wife onto clone spaces so I can have more thiefus
>>715498025

Morning everyone
>>715501152
>>715501401
Dave has been a nice addition. It also helps too that they're slowing down uploads. But yeah, the glory days are pass us.
>>715504172
Nice. Glad you enjoyed the movie and your ramen bowl.
>>715508075
https://youtu.be/6jDHRW6fngg?feature=shared
>>715509905
>>715473854
>"What is my mom's name?"

>>715522082
>"What is my mom's name?"
Towa has the same issue of her parents never being named onscreen.

>>715522082
>>715522146
poor 'fus...

>>715522146
>>715522247
It makes it more odd when her dad is a character Gilbert and his wife (her mom) is enough of a character to be mentioned. Gilbert should have named his wife at least once.

>>715522247
It's especially odd because
>Falcom will happily come up with a million names for random town NPCs
>We know what Towa's parents looked like at least
>And we do meet people who DID know Towa's parents (namely, Towa's aunt and uncle)
So it's weird that their names never come up.

>>715523502
Does Towa's have any notable plot relevance? Is it possible that they're building up something with him?

>>715522082
I stopped watching OP only because I binged the old stuff so much that it became too formulaic to me.
>"What is my mom's name?"
It's Elle! I was pretty surprised Flonne even had angel parents, honestly. I thought angels were just exceptionally kind humans who died, but in her case she was just born as an angel.

>>715445529
Scrambled from the inside

>>715522082
>>715522146
Her mother's name is unknown but i assume she was a daughter of Minamoto-No-Suguru like in the historical events. what is known is that her mother died protecting her when she was very young and that is the main reason she is so obsessed with being a mother herself.

>>715523665
It's implied that Towa's late grandfather was a big deal. He was a museum director in a series where the past was full of crazy magical ancient tech.
Towa inherited his telescope and passion for learning.

I keep fantasizing about her. It’s like I’m back in high school thinking up dream scenarios all day.
>>715495389
>2 meters tall
Holy based. Good luck with it.
>>715498025
Wifewife.
>>715500631
Go for it. Scrambled eggs with tortilla chunks are as easy to make as they sound. Come to think of it, my family and I always called them “tortillas amarillas” but apparently the official name is “migas”.
>>715508075
Space Cowboy

>>715524714
Ah, that makes a lot of sense actually. I always wondered why her "motherhood mode" was cranked up to 11, but tying it back to her own mother's sacrifice really reframes it. It's tragic, but it also gives so much more depth to what could've been just a cutesy character quirk. I hope if they ever do a backstory chapter or sidestory, we get at least a name drop-something to honor her legacy.

>>715525678
>the official name is “migas”
"Egg tortillas, or migas as I like to call them!"
>Comment posted by Little UMP

>>715525923
Egg tortillas sounds very fitting, now that you mention it

>>715511838
Ass

>>715528357

Good morning waifubros how are we all doing today?

We got it!
>>715523890
I feel the same, though I can still watch the KH LP and still laugh through it while skipping the Matt episodes
>>715525678
Noted. I will look for recipes to follow.
>>715525615
Hopefully, an easter egg gives Towa her parents' names.

This shit ain’t nothin’ to me, man

>>715529776
Nice! Congrats on the Switch 2, Annettebro. Have fun with it

>>715523502
are we allowed to reflect on how adorably miniscule that towa is or will she still get mad?
>>715529731
not bad, urself?
>>715529776
hooray!
>>715523890
how do her parents feel about your state of matrimony?

>>715529776
Congrats fren

i dont want to read so i dont know what to post
>>715529776
the stores where im at cant get a hold of switch 2's

>>715530706
pwnt.
you could tell more stories about times you've gotten owned, that's always good for a laugh.

>>715529776
Nice, hoping to get one soon as well
>>715529731
a bit sleepy but alright

>>715529989
>how do her parents feel about your state of matrimony?
Outwardly supportive for the most part, but they sometimes give away that I'm not exactly up to their standards... One of the first times I met them they hit Flonne with the harsh question
>What happened to that demon prince boy you were seeing?
Right after she introduced me. It felt shitty, but it was pretty satisfying hearing her explain that he just couldn't grow up over the years and that he eventually became a serial crossdresser, before talking about how we met and changing the subject! Was really happy she had my back there, impressing the parents is a pretty nerve-wracking step in any relationship!

>>715529958
>>715529989
>>715530106
Thanks :D
>>715530706
>>715531465
Switch sniper. This site helped me nab my Switch 2 within a week.

I kiss my waifu every day.

>>715531774
especially when her parents are literally heavenly.
oh well, at least they can't shame you for defiling their pure angel daughter. after all they did the nasty themselves, heheh.

>>715534096
As one should.

I love her so much.
>>715453253
Hard not to be when Yoshi exists.
>>715457292
Yes, but not for actual cash.
>>715480382
Be mean to someone she's close with.
>>715508075
Ninja = cowboy >>>>>> pirate
>>715529776
Woo. I've barely touched mine this past week. Thankfully bananza in 2 days
>>715489049

>>715534096
I kiss my wife too, multiple times!
>>715534639
They'd only disapprove if it was out of wedlock, so I'm in the clear!

>>715529989
I'm fine, just enjoying myself and life right now.
>>715529776
Nice Job AnnetteBro! Hope you guys get to play some fun games!
>>715534096
Always

>>715534096
i love kissing me yamawaro, but it'd be trouble if others found out!

>>715534096
an important task that must be done

>>715537589
how so?

Man, the difference is night and day. The jump from a launch day Switch to the Switch 2 is massive. The screen alone is worth it.
>>715535632
>spoiler
I'm so hyped for Bananza, it's crazy.
>>715536681
We will ;)

>>715534096
That’s my favorite part of the day

>>715539594
Because that mean ol shrine maiden reimu hakurei would strike us down! a human X yokai relationship isn't exactly a widely accepted thing

>>715508075
Pseudo-ninja-maid!

What's a food you'd want to share with your fu? Something foreign to her that you'd think she'd really like.

>>715541286
She explicitly expresses interest in Western food, probably specifically French cuisine since it comes from a win quote after a match with a lady knight character from France. Don't have a lot of experience with it myself though, so I'd have to do a little research before booking a restaurant visit.

>>715542098
>Lady Knight from France

>>715541286
I'd have a lot of dishes to show her! Assuming she's only used to Rosen Queen co. Food, which would mostly be Japanese/asian dishes, it'd be fun to make her some well-seasoned and sauced ribs or some fancy mac n cheese! Cheddar biscuits, onion blossoms... She'd have to take up exercising to keep the weight off from all the American delicacies!

>>715542291
Alas, she isn't Jeanne but an 18th century knight named Charlotte (based loosely on the main character from The Rose of Versailles manga). There is a Jeanne in another SNK (originally ADK) series World Heroes though.

>>715541286
i bet she'd love pizza

>>715541286
I wonder what she'd think of pizza?
>>715543117
I am aware of World Heroes Jeanne. Not very accurate, but she's cute all the same.

>>715545274
cute picture!

>>715545491
She's extremely cute

>>715545274
She's a bit more brash and cocky than her inspiration sure, but she's still a pretty important character in the history of fighting games, being the 1st to wield the "whip sword" later made famous by Ivy from Soul Calibur.

I love Kurumi! I've been having more dreams of her lately, it's been a nice change though what sparked it is beyond me
>>715445529
She's not particularly picky, most likely just scrambled from being the easiest to make
>>715476783
Of course! I'd be worried if she were too small though...
>>715480382
She's generally pretty easygoing, as long as you don't try to hurt her or her friends
>>715522082
We aren't really told too much about Kurumi's parents, including their names. RIP...
>>715541286
My first thought is some Mexican food, it'd be nice to know what she thinks about it in general, just out of being some of my favorite and wanting to share that with her
>>715489049

I love Felicia with all my heart.

>>715442031
Current thought seems to be she'll be full Anni.
But, i guess we'll find out. Even were it tomorrow, I doubt it'd be soon enough for you.

>>715445529
Probably scrambled.
Though, I am severely tempted o have made a "fertilized" joke.

>>715457292
She did set up shop in Vegas in her world... So, I imagine she's at least tried it out. But, I don't think she'd be a heavy gambler.
Especially not once she has all the kids to look after.

>>715476783
How tiny we talking? I mean, yes, but things could get complicated depending.

>>715541286
lasagna

sleeping with rouge every night makes me happy

>>715545895
Also the whole "Looking for a guy that can beat her so she can get married" thing isn't quite accurate.

>>715541286
I imagine in her netherworld travels she's encountered all types of food so it might be hard to surprise her. I would want it to be something cute and/or funny to watch her eat. maybe corn on the cob?
>>715542961
I'd like to see flonne getting all messy and smeared with rib sauce. i think it'd be cute.
>>715547354
>fertilized
oh, is she filipino? balut lol
>>715547653
ok Garfield

>>715541286
I'd love to make a pizza for Annette. Particularly, a seafood pizza. She doesn't seem like a hearty meal kind of girl, so it would have to be a thin, lite pizza. Shame 'cause I make a mean deep dish.

>>715453253
no

happy waifu day

>>715541286
maybe Chinese food for Neo, I dont think there would be too many foods that would be foreign to her in between our worlds

*steals your weapon*

Heh, nothin personnel kid

>>715508075
Mafia

Oversleeping with wife...it could be a lot worse
>>715529776
Congrats!
>>715534096
I kiss her when we wake up, I kiss her after we brush our teeth, I kiss her before I leave for work, I kiss her at work, I kiss her when I get home from work, I kiss her before bed. I kiss my wife, A LOT
>>715508075
Who's that ninja?
>>715541286
A lot of foods would be pretty foreign to her, I bet she'd go crazy for something simple like McDonald's

>>715508075
this >>715549983

>playing Scarlet in 60fps
Actually wild
>>715550204
Well worth the price.
>>715549953
Give it back!

>>715508075
Wizards.
But of those, ninja.
Though she'd like all of 'em.
>>715541286
I'm gonna give Megumin a coca cola and see what happens.
Hopefully it's not like this.
https://youtu.be/8DNsNR0C71Q?si=JVslfrsm3Xn_1e-T
>>715529776
Congrats!
Still not exactly sold on the Switch 2 at all but if it's gonna be the best way to play Prime 4 I'm gonna have to fold.

>>715551067
Poggeysman?

>>715551495
https://youtu.be/_kUG-YDcLuw?feature=shared
>>715551451
Hopefully we'll get a date for MP4 soon. It screams October. There was that sighting on the train saying 'Available Now' so it is coming.

>>715549031
That or buffalo wing sauce! She'd have to wear a whole poncho to make sure she doesn't get it all over her white robes... Then again, she might just try to use a fork and knife to keep things clean and formal!
>>715549931
Such a nice day out today! Excited to hit the gym for her!

>>715549931
It's a very happy day!

>>715540274
It really is a jump. If you have a gen 9 pokemon game, give them a try and check the laggy spots.
It's actually jarring.

>>715480382
Mentioning vegetables, ghosts, height, or asking her to take it easy. Trying to harm the innocent, particularly children.
>>715508075
Ninja, she's swift and nimble enough to do well in roguish classes. (Just give her a Levin Sword)
>>715529776
Nice. Apparently 3H and Engage run more steadily, but don't quote me on that.
>>715534096
I'm addicted to them.
>>715541286
Desserts from all accross the world. I wonder what she'd think of carrot cake, sweet red bean paste, tres leches.

>>715554859
It's mind boggling! Go from one of the worst running Pokémon games to one of the game is something else. It's sucks that it took $500 to fix GF's mistakes, but I can't ignore how well it runs now. It even looks visually better. You get what they were going for.
>>715555037
Interesting. Though, 3Hs visuals may be too muddy for a 60fps patch. Maybe a paid update is necessary not really, but more Annette at 60fps sounds promising.
>carrot cake
Dangerously based

>>715547354
>Current thought seems to be she'll be full Anni
Goddamn, the anniversary is still like four months away. I should try and be patient though.
>>715541286
This sounds extremely gay but I’d love to go out for boba tea with her. Maybe go walk down the mall and stop at a milk tea shop together

>>715541286
Some of this old Bruges cheese i am eating right now i am sure she will love it, its pretty expensive but always worth the money if you like a cheese with a slight spicy and nutty taste.

>>715549931
It is far, far too warm right now...

>>715557434
Sounds tasty

>>715556857
I'd be down to try some boba tea. I never had it before.

>>715541286
Maybe some mexican food
>>715508075
seconding >>715549983
>>715549931
everyday is waifu day when you’re with her

>>715561303
What are they drinking?

>>715562417
Jesus Juice

>>715563664
Holy Communion...

>>715560621
You should try it one time. Or maybe twice. Some tea shops are better than others so you might have to try out different places. But they’re everywhere nowadays so you shouldn’t have any problem finding one

>>715549953
Joke's on you, she doesn't need a weapon to use magic
>>715556038
They'll have to do more than 60 fps to ask for money. At least they should restore what was half finished but cut for release.
How's the screen anyways. So many outrageous things said about it, but that's the internet for ya

I love my wife Seele!
>>715549953
*Just summons it back*
That's not gonna work against her.

>>715529776
Nice!
Honestly, if the DK Bananza leaks are true then I'm damn tempted to go buy a Switch 2 today, or at least attempt too.
>>715541286
Most modern food is available in Zemuria so I'm not sure what would be really foreign to her. Maybe something like a novelty flavour of ice cream.
Wait, Trails doesn't have our holidays so maybe Christmas food.
>>715549953
Jokes on you, Towa's strongest weapon are her fists!

>>715565690
Waifu paunch!

>>715564185
Sure. Also, I still have no idea what boba tea is. It's been described to me before, I still haven't sinked in what it is. It's like toffee or a fruit or something.
>>715564587
>beta Annette
Oh no... Hopefully, they don't include that.
>spoiler
The screen is incredible. Despite it being LCD, it looks sharp like an OLED and it's nice and wide. The size comparison would be truly noticeable.
>>715565059
>uses Scythe as a clothing rack
That's how I'd use it
>>715565690
>DK Bananza leaks
Oh no. I better stay vigilante.
>I'm damn tempted to go buy a Switch 2 today, or at least attempt too
Switch sniper.

Link for the discord?

>>715566790
https://www.indeed.com/

>>715541286
Oh, there's so much I'd like to show her. So many dishes local and foreign, savoury and sweet, simple and complex that I'd love to see her enjoy. Some nice stracciatella gelato from a local shop seems like a good place to start.
If she were real my kitchen would be incredibly busy.
>>715564587
>spoiler
Can't speak for him or for everyone of course, but I'm impressed myself by how neat and clear the image it outputs is. Very pleasantly surprised by this machine.

>>715566612
>Oh no. I better stay vigilante.
Basically a bunch of blurry, Bigfoot-tier images """"leaked"""" a few days ago showing some stuff near the end of the game.
To put it bluntly I don't believe a word of it and the images are obvious fakes. Would be very cool if it was legit though.

My wife is the coolest, cutest girl around

What is everyone playing today?

>>715567979
Darktide

>>715567979
AQW
More grinding

>>715567979
Skyrim.
About to climb that mountain.

>>715567979
Enter the Gungeon

>>715568342
Captain Towa is climbing a mountain
Why is she climbing a mountain?

>>715567979
Working in the wage cage right now

>>715566612
>>715567107
That's good, hopefully a lite version comes sooner than later as I prefer that size.
>>715567979
Jeanne D'Arc, on Chapter 29 so I'm close to the end. Stealing crystals with Colet is always nice, and Marcel improved so much after I unlocked skills like Meteor Bolt. Still not using the frog
Some Need for Speed too.

>>715567136
Oh! I know the one you're talking about. I don't believe for a second, but if it's true, it would be interesting enough.
Leo Luster being canon is certainly interesting
>>715567276
She is pretty cool.
>>715567979
I'm loving my new Switch 2. Right now, I'm playing Mario Kart World and having a blast. The wall jumping takes a lot to get used to, but when it works, it's so cool. I also tried Scarlet and dear god, it's like a new game. Crazy how fluid it feels now. I'm certainly excited for Z-A. I may get back to Bakeru, especially now that I can play it in 60fps. A lot to do today and lovin' every moment of it.
>>715568157
You really like Darktide, do you?

If fu finds takane wandering her world then have her return takane back to gensokyo immedatley! or else she's going to cease to exist since most likely the people of fu's world either dont know what yokai are, are afraid of yokai because theres bigger threats, have advanced to the point where a yokai means nothing to them, or yokai simply dont exist there. and because of those things takanes got no "fear" or "belief" to keep existing with! so its urgent she gets returned home!
>>715567979
ive been playing nothing but trove ever since i cant get my hands on a switch 2, ive got like 416 hours on it.

>>715568989
Yokai DO exist in Trails though.
We've never actually seen one onscreen though because we haven't seen the far eastern region of the continent yet.

>>715568971
I was mostly playing Space Marine 2 for the past couple months but Darktide gives me so much more options in fashion.
Plus it's been out for years while SM2 only turns 1 this September.

>>715569563
yeah but its highly unlikely anyone FROM trails has any reason to fear a yokai like takane who unless someone was told would obviously think she's just some human from appearances alone.

>>715569862
Well, speaking of yokai and fear...

>>715570192

>>715553013
it would be funny if it got on her white robes
>>715565059
cute seely wheel
>>715568989
my 'fu will happy guide her to safety... for a price.

>>715568989
Okay!
>Dimensional gate! Open the way to... Jemsoyko!
>I don't think you pronounced it correc-
>There's no time! Have a safe trip home! *shoves into gate*

>>715567979
Mario Kart.

>>715567979
mayro pratty!

>>715567979
Luigi

>>715568971
Thank you, Annette is pretty Anneat as well.
>>715567979
Not entirely sure yet, but with Tales live in GBF I'll probably just finish off my eternal 150s

>>715568989
Green go!

So good. I'm so happy with the Switch 2.
>>715568809
The Switch 2 is fairly light if that's the concern. Definitely lighter than the Steam Deck, despite having a better battery.
>>715568989
Annette would help the little, green child.
>>715569612
Fair enough. Glad you have your go-to game.
>>715573812
:)

What console is 'fu originally from?

>>715576216
PSP

>>715576216
PC

>>715576216
Switch

>>715576216
PC

>>715576216
>console

>>715576216
>>715579147
Kidding aside, she originated from the arcade scene as did most fighting game characters from back in the day.

>>715579147
Meido
>>715576216
Switch 1, she's still very young as a character all things considered.
>>715575962
Nah, I like heft. I just prefer smaller handhelds, even something like the DSi/new 3DS over their XL counterparts.

>>715576216
...mobile? I guess? I usually play on PC, though, and it released on both at the same time.

>>715579458
Indeedo!

>>715576216
The Vita!

>>715579910
Vita means life!

>>715576216
Sega Neptune
jk, Playstation 3

>>715576216
Computer

>>715580363
>Turn the console 90 degrees
>It is now the Zeptune

>>715576216
Technically Wii U, though she didn't appear in the flesh til Splatoon 3 on Switch

>>715581569
What do you mean technically? Was she only referenced to before?

>>715580363
What the hell is that thing

>>715576216
Real life
As for her first video game appearance, the oldest game I know of came out on the Commodore Amiga personal computer.

>>715581181
You gotta set it to N for Nepping.
>>715583030
the most powerful 7th gen console duh

>>715568989
The Konosuba world actually has a similar belief = existence type system, with the Winter Shogun popping into existence because the idea of him was carried over by isekaid Japanese people.
Same thing happens with the Goddesses like Aqua and Eris, they need faith to exist.
So if any Japs remember Yamawaro, she could continue to exist.

>>715556857
I know the feeling.
Elsewhile, made over 70k points over the GS run. Didn't quite break into the 10%. Ended somewhere in the 11%.

>>715568989
Well, there is an entire demon realm in her games.
So, its not impossible that there's a way to gensokyo. Or that its somewhere in the Makai.

>>715567979
Tuesday is usually Dynamis on HorizonXI. Which will be over by the time I post this, because my current ISP doesn't like connecting to their server, and 4chan doesn't like the vpn I have to use to play...

>>715576216
Arcade, though first home release was original Playstation.

>>715583030
The Zeebo

Let's post multi-waifu!
it's canon for my waifu

>>715585731

>>715585731

>>715585731
So many versions of her...
I want to drown in Jeanne...

>>715586004
The loli one too???

>>715585731

>>715586049
Meeting your wife (who is older than you) in a child form is very, very bizarre.
Anyways, her Lily form will be patted on the head and shielded from anything adult.

>>715568989
I showed Lysi Monsters Inc. She'll know what to do. (She will elbow me and be kinder)
>>715585731
I love any interaction with her academy self and war self.

>>715585731
Wife and her clone that's a child for whatever reason.

>>715586351
Is the Metaton version or whatever a JC?

>>715586985
It's her slothful side, which is also why she's a lot smaller than she normally is.

>>715587067
Oh interesting.

>>715585731
Speaking of waifu and loli waifu.

>>715582190
She's a member of one of the in-game bands, so her music is in all three games, and art of her existed outside the games themselves since splatoon 1, but she only got an actual model and appeared in-game in 3 when they made her a shopkeeper.

>>715585731

Gonna get some shut-eye now, see you all next time waifubros!

>>715531465
Thats an adorable pic.

>>715588303
Guten Nacht

>>715585731
Tokyo Xanadu vs Trails.
Towa is Towa, but there are some small differences, mainly in circumstances brought about by the vastly different worlds they live in.

I love my Chachamaru so much
>>715576216
Peecee or real life
>>715585731
Four fold fu frenzy!
>>715588303
Night Neobro

>>715567979
Played a bit of Death Stranding and Blazblue CF. Got a bit frustrated with Death Stranding because I keep acting like an idiot and ruining my S-rank deliveries.
>>715576216
Uh smartphones? GFL2 does have a PC and even a Steam client though.
>>715584804
Nice. That’s still a pretty good score. Hell, it’s more than my entire platoon put together. When Leva finally drops, I’m gonna put some effort into Gunsmoke. I wanna play it manually at least once per season. At least to get more rewards.
>>715585731
Multifu

i could love this fufu

Sometimes the grind is just too mind-numbing. I guess I'll read Confucius instead. So far, his philosophy seems to be something Jeanne would largely agree with.

So much Switch 2 today :)
>>715579458
Fair enough.
>>715585731

I want to lay on her lap aaaaaaaaaaa

>>715453253
There's some egg related stuff in Disgaea.... like Flonnefag said though, just egg yolk for Etna's games.
>>715457292
She would gamble, but not with her own money, probably using the prinnies' wages.
>>715476783
As in... aside from waifu being there, or in the context of having waifu but it's a tiny version instead?...
It would feel kinda weird having a tiny waifu clone when waifu is here with me after all.
>>715480382
mention her lack of chest.... picrelated
>>715498025
also picrelated

>>715508075
I am a weeb, so Ninja
>>715529776
ooooh! congrats!
waifu kart when
>>715541286
I dunno, I already make her cakes and sweets and whatnot for our anniversary and valentine's, I try to find something new to make every year, it's fun! I'll have to do some research before our anni
>>715567979
More Dragon Quest 11, still putting my new Dualsense Edge battery through its paces.
>>715576216
PS2

>>715445529
Sunny side up for sure.
>>715453253
There's definitely got lots of eggs.
>>715457292
I don't think they have casinos out there, but I think would like those type of card games though.
>>715480382
She's not the really the type to get mad easily.
>>715508075
Ninja for some mysterious reason.
>>715534096
Very important to kiss her good night.
>>715541286
Cream cheese pie.
>>715549931
Every day
>>715576216
PC and Switch
>>715576668
>PSP
Based

>>715594624
H-how are you replying to more than 5 messages?
When I do that it tells me it thinks my post is spam

>>715594835
Probably using some sort of secret cat powers.

Annette's my first day with my new Switch 2, folks.
>>715594238
>when
soon

>>715595113
Not quite a cat, but adorable nonetheless.
The image limit is approaching. With this, I bid adieu.
My mind is filled with Jeanne.

Bye bye
>>715597020