Thread 715441932

Is there any game in this world with hag tomboys?

>Hag
>Late 20s with impeccable beauty

I wish tomboy moms were real

>>715441932 (OP)
Hag tomboys are fucking disgusting irl, all tomboys are

>>715442291
>I am a complete faggot
Ftfy

nice

>>715441932 (OP)
I am trying to bag a 33yo government hating tomboy that works at this Marina my boy fixes boats at. I am 20, white, have 6'3 gumby coke guy physique and a criminal record. Please advise

>captcha GAAYH

>>715443039
Women aren't into men younger than them
It sucks

>>715442105
With how many becky threads get posted on /v/ I think anything above 9 is hag material to anons.

>>715442694
He's right, go outside

>>715442173
They are, they just look like frumpy tired moms more concerned with their kids than presenting themselves as some cute tomboy cliche

>>715443082
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
IT CANT BE TRUE
YOU'RE WRONG
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK
FUCK

>>715443082
Probably because most of them are already in a relationship
>tfw cute older coworker is already married
it sucks bros.

>>715443082
They are if you're handsome, you're just ugly so you assume that

>>715443368
NTA (im >>715443039), I dated a 25yo when i was 19. I think it probably stops at the 7 year mark and picks up again well south of 20. I see a lot of rich cougars with 25 year old dudes

impregnate hags

>>715443039
What was the offence you committed?

>>715443871
Assault

>>715443926
Not a big deal.

>>715443958
It was 2 years and $10,000.

>>715443958
It might be depending on whom. What's the story anon?

>>715441932 (OP)
Pandemmommyum.

>>715441932 (OP)
Dendra from SV

>>715441932 (OP)
>tomboy
That's just a brown girl with a lazy haircut. Any random latina off the street aged 30+ looks like this. There's a certain point around age 25 where the mannish look is no longer because they're a spunky athlete and it's more because they've given up on caring about their appearance.

Now go back to facebook.

total hag breeding

>>715444887
>Top tier design wasted on a franchise you don't give a shit about

>>715444047
I clobbered some fucking hockey kid for trying to mess around one of my friends, who was on probation and couldn't retaliate

>>715441932 (OP)
>>715443801
>>715445253
Repeated consensual and rough mating sex with tomboy hags, until their ovaries are forced to spit off one last egg!

>>715445562
Assuming there's no hidden details. Sounds like the guy deserved it. You should be fine if you just explain it like that. Sticking up for your bros is a real bro move.

Outis needs to be creampied
By me
Right now

>>715445824
badass. wish me luck guys, would be nice to have a girl i don't have to cart around like a fucking child because women can't into cars until their 30s

>>715445883
>>715445597
Outis is perhaps the least attractive name for a woman I've ever heard. What the fuck were they thinking

>>715446308
>Jurassic Park screening.png

Outis is made for chokehold pronebone
Change my mind

>>715446201
I assume it's pronounced more like "We-tis"

>>715445983
Why would she care you beat some hooligan up? Or is it more because you're a "liability"? My dad would regularly beat up people on the street because he was a massive guy with PTSD and a war vet and my mom didn't mind besides when she had to stop him from literally killing some poor souls

>>715442105
Odysseus was already a king with a family when he went to Troy, the war itself took 10 years, plus the time it took for him to return.

>>715446308
Outis would not be mad at Dante for that

>>715443082
I'm dating a hot 47 yo mommy gf
I'm 10 years younger and retarded
It happens

>>715448665
>I'm dating a hot 47 yo mommy gf
How did you find her, I think I have mommy issues and I need either an older woman or a woman around my age with a mature body

>>715445597
>>715446010
>gf is almost 48 and makes me creampie her on a regular basis and insists she can't get pregnant
>still has her period
Am I playing with fire bros?

>>715448928
Absolutely but it's worth it since nothing is hotter than pregnant hags who thought they were past their prime but are so fertile/had a partner virile enough to get them knocked up anyways.

>>715444887
Based...

>>715448928
Yes, your child will be retarded if she gives birth in her 50s, don't risk it

>>715448821
I met her through work

>>715449301
>work in the heavy industry specializing in logistics
It's so over, no mommy gf for me

>>715449394
You could try getting out of your job and going to the bar or something. My issue is that I have nothing but my job right now to find hot hags.

>>715445597
>>715446010
i will end her menopause

>>715441932 (OP)
How would you introduce a hag tomboy into a dating sim where the mc is almost always a teenager? Would it be the tomboy girls mom?

>>715450847
P.E. teacher.

>>715450847
Have him go to a public gym or any communal athletic space like a Park or something.

>>715450847
>shes a handyman working for your landlord

>>715450847
mc's mom's friend
best friend's mom
local store owner
school staff

>>715451317
I daydream about meeting a hag tomboy at the gym but I go past midnight so I only see the same 5 guys there, life sucks

Tomboy hags are just soccer moms

Aside from doomposting here, I wish I had a tomboy gf irl, most women I've talked to were boring princess types.

>>715450847
MC does charity work and is tasked with assisting her
she is a scarred war veteran with severe PTSD and gets really, REALLY clingy

>>715451685
Is this a Black Lagoon reference?

>>715451653
I messed up with a tomboy who flirted with me in college, she was into me but I didn't do anything because I'm an introvert

>>715451865
Never watched it so no
I just like the idea of a hag clinging to me and begging me to stay

>>715441932 (OP)
>hag tomboys
literally does not exist nor have ever existed
show me 1(one) example of this IRL
bitch

Local gym had a couple of nice hags
Shame im too much of a bitch to go back there, I just really hate being around people

>"i love hags i love hags!!"
>posts a 20 year old with face creases

>>715441932 (OP)
>Hag/mommy
>Tomboy
The ultimate reddit safe horny sexuality

>>715451989
What a shame. Hope you get better in the future

>>715452471
I do love hags, correct

>>715452543
>>Hag/mommy
>>Tomboy
>The ultimate reddit safe horny sexuality

>>715452543
I just want a hag/mommy because of mommy issues, couldn't give a fuck if they were tomboys or not, it's just that I prefer short hair on women

>>715442105
>when you are old enough that dating a "hag" would make people think she's a bit young for you

>>715452876
Anon you can always stay a teen mentally!

>>715452061
I'm literally dating one

>>715442105
Women over 25 are over the hill, they're christmas cakes, they're hags.

where are the older women that are into 5'2, skinny males
none of them have caught me yet

>>715454221
Those don't exist but many anon who are into 5'2 femboys do exist however

>>715454221
gotta play up that shotacon angle bro, get a weirdo hag pedo

>>715450847
I used to frequent a park to read books when I was 18-20 and made friends with a 42 year old woman who did the same.
You can just meet people by doing things outside of home.

>>715454763
>You can just meet people by doing things outside of home.
Source?

Forget about height, where do I find tomboys who are into balding men?

>>715457252
Nobody is into balding men

>>715452543
Reddit doesn't think tomboy exists.
They are trannies to them.

>>715458323
Okay, so how do I get a girlfriend then?

>>715441932 (OP)
that's a niche I never considered. I'll keep it in mind when I make my game.

>>715452818
>reddit

Nah, wish that was the case. It's the inverse to women with daddy issues and chasing older men. Another symptom of a dying society.

So many boomers, gen x and previous generations were horrendous parents that they spawned children with large amounts of problems.

>>715446010
this is hot

>>715446652
why would you assume that? There's no world where that makes sense.

>>715458480
Hair transplant

>>715459003
I don't have the 10k needed for that.

>>715459079
Save up while you still have hair on your behind

>>715459161
>Save up
How? Taxes take up a third of my income, rent takes up another third and the rest is spent on groceries and miscellaneous costs.
I can maybe save like 200 a month, if I don't have to pay for stuff wearing down/breaking.

>>715456573
dude just trust me
go sit at a park with a trench coat right now

I don’t like hags. I like OLDER WOMEN

>>715459372
>saving up money just to have a chance with some blown out roastie
NGMI

>>715451580
Go to a more social style gym like Crossfit, Bouldering or something where there's a group/class emphasis.

>>715459647
Well that's the problem, I'm ND so group things suck

>>715459569
For me it's Detective Teng.
There's nothing remarkable about her but I like her attitude and frankly I think part of me knew she was Kelly Hu.

>>715459638
>NGMI
Tell me something new.
>>715459647
>Bouldering
That reminds me of the time I joined an indoor-climbing class.
Since you need two people to climb, we started a WhatsApp group so we could plan when to go.
...I asked multiple times over the course of several weeks if anyone wanted to team up, but I don't think anyone planned anything in there.
Bouldering on its own is great exercise though.

>>715459994
They made a second group without you and kept tabs on this one just to avoid you

>>715459782
Sorry bro if you want your fit MILF you're gonna have to get a little uncomfortable. Also gyms like that tend to not be so bad, they're typically pretty structured, so unless you're literally "don't talk to me or I'll shriek" tier autistic it's pretty painless and people will be more open to connection vs an open gym where you have to be willing to "invade" other's space.

>>715460120
Nah, I'm not delusional enough to believe that.
But I do think my appearance played at least some role.
I still recommend indoor-climbing though. The few times I managed to do it was very fun.

>>715446201
thankfully that's not her real name

>>715459569
>that neck
I’ll never understand what makes some men so into old ladies. They are disgusting

>>715460185
>Nah, I'm not delusional enough to believe that.
ANON YOU MUST EMBRACE THE TRUTH THAT >>715460120 HAS SPOKEN, YOU ARE FIRMLY IN DENIAL!

>>715460149
>so unless you're literally "don't talk to me or I'll shriek" tier autistic
Don't remind me, I just do my job and go home, it's come to a point where I don't even like eating in front of anyone

>>715460440
Yes anon, you're so ugly and weird that everyone conspires to exclude you. Which is why you're right to never even try because everyone will reject you so harshly and absurdly because despite being a loser who nobody likes you're also the center of the world. Everything rotates around you simply to avoid you.
Makes perfect sense.

麻雀ファイトガール

+Mother
+Cute daughter
+Widow

>>715453806
way ahead of you

>>715450847
Check NTR games. There a lot of examples but swapped genders

>>715461340
>Widow
Trash, I want to self insert as the bull

>>715462164
She never loses to Dick. It's in her lore

>>715445597
Oh, now I get it

I will die alone

Hag thread will never die, I won't allow it

>>715459647
>Go to a more social style gym like Crossfit, Bouldering
My tombro brother, I am so glad this sacred information is still being passed around despite faggot jannies on /fit/ trying to silence us.

>>715460343
More hag for me

>>715446201
Her name is actually Nobody.

>>715458386
They are trying to subvert the natural order.

>>715448305
>causing an unintended and easily avoidable delay in an important strategic briefing
yes she would

>>715467852
This copypasta reminded me of Nazi brochet I read about the "Perfect Aryan Woman" or something along those lines, it basically describes a tomboy

>>715467957
>unintended
>avoidable
>delay
It is intentional action from manager to boost morale of troops during briefing

>>715467852
What the fuck

>>715448928
You're gonna give birth to the next Chris Chan and then you will die being eaten alive by bugs like it happened to Bob Chandler.

ALWAYS play it safe. Go as low as legally possible in your country.

>>715466603
Man, people really just dropped the main duo once the mom made an appearance, huh?

>>715469632
Mommies are more loved than sistersluts

>>715453806
>Anon you can always stay a teen mentally!
Why do you think im still here?
t. 42

>>715469810
Does it ever get easier?

>>715470102
>Does it ever get easier?
Lol. Lmao.

>>715467209
Hope you don’t mind how weird women smell after their late 40’s

>>715448928
>gf is almost 48
more like cinders

>>715469810
Yeah my mom is 50+ and acts like a teenage girl, it honestly feels like I'm the only adult in the house despite being in my 20s only

>>715448928
How old are you? Surprisingly, you're far more likely to have birth defects if there's a significant age gap (this goes both ways) than you are if the two of you are older but closer in age.

>>715468852
Young girls are just as likely to have defects and complications with pregnancy, usually because they're still going through puberty and are still growing. In fact, pregnancy is one of the leading causes of death for teen girls worldwide. Of course whatever retarded faggot streamer you listen to for relationship advice probably neglected to mention this when he was talking about how based pedophilia is.

>>715441932 (OP)
>>715467209
>>715450847
>>715459569

>>715468580
This kind of managerial brilliance couldn't have come from anyone else in this position

>>715442105
This is what happens when your userbase is filled with unironic pedos.
A 20-25 year old becomes an 70-80 for their point of view

>>715471152
Please kill yourself

>>715471247
I will NOT kill myself >:)

>>715470626
To be fair Hanako is almost 80 but she's y'know a cyborg, also her VA is probably younger than me so fair.
Luckily I still have a few decades before Chawkwas is considered in proper dating range.

>>715444635
>sets you up with a harem
>ends before you fuck them

>outis when she is actually honest about Dante
https://youtu.be/I20Jb286lp0?si=E2oD_rJO1j7uZaPE&t=28

>>715472131
Them implying they would bring the tall sister into it was such tease.
I think they went intp some furry shit instead.

>>715473060
The entire setup was perfect. It is insane they dropped it before they actually let it happen.

>>715441932 (OP)
Older nerd and otaku ladies, where do you hang out? I must find a wife.

>>715473981
hmmm, used cosplay slut pussy.

Games should add more middle aged and old woman skins if it’s MP, and add more of them to the story of single player games and campaigns.

>>715474247
Doesn't Sweden make the fucked up games?

>>715446201
the out is

>>715474164
>wanting MORE old farts in video games
Kys

>>715474247
No I won’t

>>715448928
Yes

>>715446308
>>715446010
Hawt
What game is she from?

>>715474582
Finland.

>>715448928
Dump her

>>715443082
It's not the age itself that attracts them, it's just that usually being older as a man means being more experienced, mature, confident, well-off, etc. If a guy doesn't waste his life and actually tries, then his 28 year old self will just be a plainly superior man to his 18 year old self, and most 18 year olds will have a hard time competing against him when it comes to attracting girls.

>>715443082
that is literally not at all true lol

>>715442291
ywnbaw

If you’re attracted to women that are 6+ older than you, you need to get mental help

>>715466603
>bush
f-fuck...

>>715441932 (OP)
>hag tomboys
They're called Tommen

>>715448928
Breed her and become the worlds most powerful dad

>>715448928
Yeah, there's a good chance she won't get pregnant, or it won't make it to term. You can mitigate the problem by having her take fertility drugs.

>>715449451
>going to the bar or something
ok boomer

I fucking hate old women in my video games fuck off with that shit

>>715479634
Limbus Company
A gacha sequel to non-gacha games

>>715487552
Thanks
I think I know what's the previous game is about

Tomboy oyakodon.
Yummy.

>hag thread is still up even after I went to write my seminar and got back from the gym
Luv me haggies

>>715448928
periods are still a hormonal thing, her eggs are far gone

Why is this thread still up

>>715491313
It's fun.

>>715491658
I've always been attracted to more mature bodies and weathered faces irl

Back in my day tomboys liked sports
Now every broad with a pixie cut is a ""tomboy""

>>715492052
>All Tomboys have to be sporty
Gay,

>>715460343
Then why you're here retard?

>>715491658
>even implying that I don’t prefer older looking women over younger looking ones

>>715492557
>Why are you here
I thought this was going to be an older anime girl thread. Not very happy with people here posting Genuiely old looking women

>>715493138
it happens with every fetish thread now
from "choco" girls to muscle girls to this, they eventually become about blogging and posting instathots

>>715493138
>>715493378
i cant recall the last time ive seen "3dpd"