Thread 715475969

Is it still the only game on the Switch 2? Literally just one racing game..?

Yeah, pretty much, until DK's out this week.

>>715475969 (OP)
no refunds!

>>715475969 (OP)
Yes, but I didn't buy one, I just borrow a friend's.
It's pretty alright playing Smash Ultimate and not lagging out when I choose Fountain of Dreams.

1 month is NOT enough time for a working adult to 100% MKW what the fuck is nintendo thinking releasing another game

really? no one? guess everyone's asleep.

>>715480706
the hype for the game has died down, that's all

>>715481329
Maybe next time they'll remember to put Mario Kart in a Mario Kart game.

>>715475969 (OP)
This is like the 10th thread on this topic I've seen today. Why did Sony hire Indians to nogames shitpost a one month old console?

How do I get there? I'm trying to find all P switches and peach medals with no guide.

Tbhngl they should have released some small little game with it, like Arms 2 or the wheelchair basketball game.

Is it still alive? It lasted well beyond the WiiU even

game of the year is about to drop in a couple days. yeah, im talking about bananza. let me guess, the goat kart racer and goty kong game isn't enough for you?

>>715480706
people too busy playing MKW

>>715475969 (OP)
>>715481329

i think it would be comical if they used a Mega mushroom and ground pounded all the losers

>>715475969 (OP)
Nintendo knows their audience.

>>715481625
a couple hundred autists holding the line, so yes for how old it is its reasonably active

BUT ITS AN AMAZING GAME WITH THE BEST GAMEPLAY

>>715481756
What the fuck did they do to her

>>715481756
how big is her butt

>>715481845
>game out for a month
>metaslave npcs already all using the same car
holy soulless

>>715482532
that's every online game with the internet

>>715482532
It's funny because you'll still smoke half of them in WW lobbies with your favorite combo. People really force themselves to not play fans just for marginal advantage theyre too shit to take advantage of anyway

>only ever played 64
>not really comprehending the trick speedrun shit all too well
>go online and just do the bag thing
>can keep up with the blob of players just fine because the track design is so sedated
>constantly hitting the top three like it's nothing
This can't be it, can it?

>>715482532
STAY MAD

>>715482873
post VR

>>715482532
be the change you want to see. also baby blooper shouldnt be the best on that specific track, but in general blooper is kinda grossly good on normal tracks

>>715480706
I know I am

>>715482976
I had to look up what that even is. It's not maxed out or anything, I only started playing online a couple of days ago.

>>715475969 (OP)
>Her face when I cover her pacifier with Tajin spicy lime powder

>>715482918
>do all that to barely be ahead of normal route
>get fucked by items and end up in last anyways
lole

>>715475969 (OP)
why did they waste character slots on these stupid baby characters?

>>715482532
>WELL IM GUNNA BE AN INDIVIDUAL
>comes in last place

>>715483863
8.8k...am I doing something wrong? Shouldn't be that high :/

>>715483795
>how dare they give those character slots to other people's fetish
>they should've been for MY fetish

>>715483989
>look at babies
>think of fetishes
Get help. Or get killed. I don't really care.

>>715484085
lol did you think this thread was for talking about the game?

>>715483795
Because they're cute.
And also funny.

>>715475969 (OP)
Yes, for now the switch 2 is a "run switch 1 games better" machine.

>>715483795
No clue, they pretty much only appeal to older women and pedophiles. They should add enemies and characters from Yoshi's island that people actually like instead, not the screaming twats.

>>715482532
At least it looks nice and is an actual go-kart.

>>715482532
Shitters just follow youtubers and don't bother trying anything else. It's not as bad as MK8 where WaluWiggler or Yoshi Buggy dominated WWs.
>>715482696
Metafagging only makes sense in WR level Time Trials and maybe high-level Lounge, but odds are you're also a tranny if you care about those.

>>715481329
Mating press

There are currently 4* "video games" that you can only play on Nintendo Switch 2™

-Mario Kart World
-Fast Fusion
-Survival Kids
-Welcome Tour*

>awww im one of the 10 people who loved Survival Kids on Gameboy Color back in the day is this ga--
No. No it is isn't.

>>715481756
she's ugly

>>715484718
What kind of launch is this anyway? At least the switch had the excuse of being a follow-up to one of the worst consoles in history but even the switch 2 is fucking barren. Where’s the 3rd party support? Where’s literally any other game?

>>715482918
Dat boo nigga #swag doh fr

>>715483494
Then you're matching with other people who haven't played the game

>>715481636
Death Stranding 2 came out three weeks ago, compadre.

>>715481935
It's a fart factory

>>715485512
I've been grouped up with people that had it as high as 8k

>>715483795
Fatfag furfag.

>>715483795
Tunny.

>>715475969 (OP)
>Is it still the only game on the Switch 2?
Only for about 52 hours

>>715475969 (OP)
you dont have to go thru the effort you know
you can just say toddlercon thread and the results will be the same

>>715481545
There's nothing there so don't worry about it.

t. 100% free roam

>>715475969 (OP)
>mario kart world
1 game
>bananza
2 games
>next 3d mario
3 games
>smash 6
4 games
>next animal crossing
5 games
>next zelda
6 games
>splatoon 4
7 games
>splatoon raiders
8 games
>xenoblade 4
9 games
>pikmin 5
10 games
>mario maker 3
11 games
>next kirby
12 games
>next fire emblem
13 games
>pokemon gen 10
14 games
>next warioware
15 games

>>715487219
Wonderful! Which of these games can I play right now?

>>715484464
wait pipe frame is bad now??

>>715484667
that’s a baby ya fucking limp dick cunt.

>>715475969 (OP)
>barely vidya question paired with sexually charged bait image
fuck you and fuck nintendo you useless pedo. Mario Kart World is dogshit, too.

>>715484202
those are babies nigga, not even lolicon atp.

AWRIGHT

>>715475969 (OP)
>still no Pauline costume bonanza to celebrate bananza
what the fuck are the nips doing

so anyways did anyone play DKC growing up?
https://youtu.be/FzYh2HZzwK8?si=oUonpiBcZdvq0W95

BUY SWITCH 2 WELCOME TOUR

>>715488406
I played the shit out of 2 which is why no Diddy pisses me off. Free my nigga.

>>715485421
>Where’s the 3rd party support?
Disingenuous fucking FAGGOT, the moment someone list the shitton of third party games that Switch 2 released with you're going to go with your "it doesn't count" bullshit.

>>715487219
A lot of these either don't have release dates or aren't even announced, let alone playable right now. I'm excited for Bananza but come on.

I love this nigga

>>715484718
>>715485421
>>715489825
it's a particular brand of autism, the whole "no geams" movement is, huh? as if the most no life faggot could ever play every switch 1 and 3rd party title worth playing prior to the launch of switch 2.

>>715483795
Because they're more popular than K Rool.

>>715490649
kamek won't give him to me :/

>>715484464
>wario hog is S tier
cool

>>715483795
I'm more mad at how some of the good characters got shafted in the alt costume department. Dry Bones gets NONE?!

>>715481756
she looks like that nigger from street fighter, globohomo must've called up Nintendo and their answer was to give her those disgusting lips

>>715492282
Wow you're totally retarded

>>715492348
sorry I ruined her for you, anon, no need to cope!

>>715491134
>more popular
lolicucks are so delusional LOL!!

>>715481329
who is the target audience for this drawing

>>715495134
When was the last time King K was in a game that wasn't some kind of cameo?
I'm not even into toddlercon, I'm just stating the fact.

>>715481845
and thats the only cool grind in the entire game

>>715482918
at meta slaves ruining their own game? lol

I think I like Super Mario Kart more than this game. They somehow made Mario Kart boring

>>715496894
Fans have been practically begging for K. Rool to be featured in a DK game for decades. It's not that he isn't popular, it's that Nintendo refuses to do anything with him.
Meanwhile nobody gives a shit about the babies, if anything ditching the babies entirely is one of the few good things the new Yoshi games do. People only play as them in MKW because they're light weight, if they play as them for any other reason they're likely fucked in the head.

>>715475969 (OP)
The Famicom launched with 3 games, two of which were Donkey Kong titles, the third was Popeye, a DK-like game, but a shitty port from the arcade one.

The Super Famicom launched with 2 games, F-Zero and Super Mario World

The N64? 3, PilotWings Mario 64 and some Shogi kusoge

GameCube, 3 games, Luigi's Mansion, Wave Race Blue Storm and Super Monkey Ball

>>715475969 (OP)
>>715481329
Massive uber inflation on Baby Peach and Baby Rosalina

>>715499448
Everything you listed is better than the Switch 2 slop.

>>715501119
not the famicom ones, be sincere here

I still can't get fucking Fishbone

>>715492512
Still not beating the retard allegations

>>715475969 (OP)
One racing game is all Nintendo needs to blow all other gaming platforms out of the water.

>>715475969 (OP)
GIWTWM

>>715502641
I don't understand your zoomer speak.

>>715485421
the complete dearth of third party support is presumably because nintendo prioritized manufacturing and shipping consumer units over devkits and were afraid of leaks from all but their most trusted developers. it's gay but it will probably resolve itself in less than a year.

>>715482532
>how DARE people play a video game to win

>>715502930
it's an abbreviation of "god, i wish that were me."
he's saying he wishes he was a female toddler because he's an autogynephile, and probably three or four other kinds of phile.

>>715475969 (OP)
>>715481329
>>715481756
>>715484202
SMASH

>>715503135
Oh that's unfortunate.

>>715481625
Yep, I can still find matches on Retro Rewind at pretty much any time of the day I want to play.

>>715483795
To have lightweight characters. If they weren't in, there would be equally dumb characters like microgoomba and mini mario.

>>715503242
I don't think they would make a good fighter

>>715492282
Nice try dixxie

>>715504578
Stretchy

>>715504578
how hard is it so find sauce on this? i really don't know where to search, so many places banned loli

>>715505413
ATF

>>715505541
oh right, i always forget

>>715502930
>GIWTWM
>Zoomer Speak
This shit is older than the Fappening so older than every single newfag wave coming here barring the FOX coverage, newfriend

>>715487956
It really doesn't matter. I only use pipe frame and I've been getting a lot of wins.

>>715505413
hate to break it to you, but the source isn't on the internet
the artist is fupoo and some anon requested these images privately
he only posted these censored images in a thread and never gave us the full sauce
that was over 10 years ago

also fupoo never drew toddlercon again

>>715506460
They draw a lot of Roll

You know I can understand 13, 12, maybe even 11 year olds...but this literal toddler stuff is just mind boggling.
This is just beyond any kind of natural brain programming at work.

>>715475969 (OP)
You can only use this cope for two more days, savor it.

>>715506460
kys pedo