>>720151998
Prepare for the king’s most diabolical act yet. Stealing GOTY from a French persona knockoff and yet another fucking indie metroidvania. It will be truly villainous.

>Bowser kidnaps Princess
lol lovesick loser
>K. Rool kidnaps bananas
Pure Evil.
Banana Fact of the Thread! Did you know your grandparents were right when they said bananas were tastier back in the day? It's true! They probably had the creamier, richer Gros Michel bananas exported from Central America! Sadly, most of them were lost in a fungal plague, and so producers replaced them with the disease-resistant Cavendish banana. Maybe Kongs love bananas because Panama disease doesn't exist in Mario's world? Food for thought!

>>716007241
>>716007361
kongs are so porn addicted, pathetic!

>>715766231
>shit eating ape can only seethe
many such cases!

Gangplank galleon just keeps getting amazing remixes

>>715580461
>splatoon faggot
HAHAHAAAAA

>>715545535
>>715545561
gooks will experience damnation again

>>715491134
>more popular
lolicucks are so delusional LOL!!