>>715503290 (OP) How about you "claim your waifu" in real life instead of making these retarded threads every day jerking off to cartoons of bing bing wahoo games?
>>715503290 (OP) >>715503431 Ironically Nintendo has a zero tolerance policy for these sorts of images now. Your waifu is better off being from any other franchise.
>>715503492 She rejected me, leading to major depression and heartbreak. Considering that was my 4th heartbreak in the span of 12 years without ever receiving not even a kiss, I think I'm good with the cartoons anon.