What's the worst thing youve ever done in a video game online?

>Pretended to be a cancer patient to beg for free shit in WoW back in 2006

Looks like that beaver was dammed.

>>715511030 (OP)
stole an account that had paid items on it

Managed to steal an Anni in D2 trade before he could pick it up

>>715511474

>>715511030 (OP)
Pretending to be X for free shit is pretty standard, I did the same
I might have driven a tranny to suicide or at least to permanent removal from everyone's lives but I never got an outright 100% confirmation

Zoomers are doing far worse. They're grooming and extorting each other into killing themselves and their pets on camera.

>>715511570
Oh yeah, the anni shit, I remember that I had a hack that would make the other guy's game crash, I got so many of those fucking things out of it

>>715511030 (OP)
Told someone to shut up and they did.
Felt really bad later.

>>715511474
I'm gonna call ICE carlos

>>715511030 (OP)
From what I remember, either throwing/idling in a ranked match (team game) or using lag to force a void match (in a 1v1 game).
I don't think I'd do it nowadays but honestly at least half of them deserved it on the latter.

>>715511030 (OP)
nothing, i'm a good person

I found a repeatable working dupe bug by accident in WoW and didn't report it.

Fell in love with a girl 1,000 miles away, then got my heart broken.

>>715511030 (OP)
I heard a woman getting raped years ago and went to help.
I look bad so when she saw me she said to the guy oh now there's 2 of you!
I turned around and let him do whatever and went home.
I ca still hear her yelling I was wrong come back

>>715511030 (OP)
I spoiled Naruto to someone with Hinata in their name in Tibia around 2009.

>>715511474
nice

>>715512940
what game?

>>715511030 (OP)
Spawn-camped the enemy team on a server where it was basically expected (snipers were modified to shoot tank rounds)

>>715512991
Life

>>715512940
she deserved it for being prejudiced

Everyday for 2 months straight I invaded the sewers right before the gaping dragon. All I would do is stand in the narrow tunnel leading to the boss, blow toxic mist on the host (the player doesnt even have access to the merchant that sells the antidote herb at that point), then I would stand there blocking with shield. I did all this with the dragon head on and a lightning halberd, I used those with the express purpose of backing the player up as their health drained.

>>715511030 (OP)
lol OP you're going to hell for that, at least you would if you didn't at least recognize it's slightly bad

I nukeboosted in CoD Modern Warfare 2, worst yet me and my partner in crime didn't pay atttention to the score, so we reached the max and the whole lobby got to see what we were up to through the end match killcam. Thinking back on it I'm craughing (cringe laughing)

>waiting in a lobby for players
>there's a waterfall you can get on top of
>get on top
>guy joins in and types "if you're on the waterfall you're gay"
>spam the chat calling him a retard
>he replies with "your mom"
>everyone starts laughing at me
>get incredibly angry and type "yeah? well your mother with die of cancer"
>log off and never play on that server again

>>715511030 (OP)
I scammed someone for 2,000 gp in old school runescape a long time ago. I used it to buy myself some iron armor and a scimitar. I felt bad afterward so I stopped playing for a few years

>playan fightan
>encounter someone with TTV in his name whom i remember BMing me after going 1-1 (didn't even play out the set)
>2-1 him set 1 while he tries to BM me
>he quits
>match with him again
>2-0 him this time, BM him back as hard as possible on the second game
>he quits again
>look up his stream
>he broke his controller while blowing out his mic
>check his steam profile
>comments are full of people calling him an asshole with actual anger issues, warning people against playing with him, etc.
I felt bad even though I'm not responsible for his fiberglass mental. Guy genuinely needed therapy.

>>715512802
Based

>>715511030 (OP)
Say word

>>715512940
Based. Fuck that mean whore

I've pretended to be a girl for over eight years. Everyone genuinely believes me because of inertia and not being willing to believe I've pretended for this long.

>>715513540
Oh hey, I'm reading a novel about this exact premise.

>>715511030 (OP)
I jewed some kid out of a ton of shit on TF2 in return for a shitty weapon you automatically get after a while of playing anyway.

>>715512940
I hope this is true. I love it when bitchy women get a serious life lesson.

>>715511030 (OP)
Used hax to kill players in a non pvp game and take their items from their corpse (original PSO on dreamcast)

>>715513145
Devious. FromSoft invasions are the ultimate power fantasy for creative assholes.

I got a lot of fun out of invading that one mine in Liurnia with the extremely narrow beam you have to cross to progress. Blocking it off, gravity magic, night maiden's mist, volcano pots, dragon breath, cannon shots. You name it, I made people fucking miserable with it.

>>715511030 (OP)
>playing DayZ with my bro
>finding other players
>say we are friendly
>casually talk with them
>once the opportunity's there we just kill them
This never got old. At first I didn't want to betray others and be such an asshole but my friend corrupted me kek. We just hopped from one low populated server to another to find a pistol and then on high populated servers we'd grief someone who farmed for hours this way. This was when we were like 15 or so. I don't think I could just be as ruthless now

>>715511030 (OP)
>One TF2 Halloween, where you fight Merasmus.
>Constantly troll this one tryhard player as Pyro
>Every time he and he alone gets the bomb to damage Merasmus I blow him back over and over
>I sometimes kill him, but make it out to be an accident
>He's seething constantly on chat
>People are getting kicked for trolling
>He calls a vote on me
>"Dude, what did I do? Are you just kicking people at random now?"
>Everyone votes against him
>The seethe reaches platinum levels
>He starts hunting me
>I call him out on chat for trolling when we should be fighting the boss
>His team get shitty with him
>He gets the bomb again
>I airblast him into the bottomless pit
>As his corpse flies out of the clocktower he ragequits

I looked under the skirts of NPCs but especially of players with female characters in all the mmorpgs I've tried in my life

>>715513967
Shit like this is why they made getting invasions optional. Still, these idiots asked for it, so you obliged.

>>715513145
Back in the early days of demon's souls, l would sprint straight to the crescent falchion and it was OP enough to win every low level invasion i did.

I do not feel bad

>>715513823
Unfortunately it is I was 16 at the time and probably had some kind of hero complex.
I could have gotten stable by the guy trying to save her but I went fuck it.
That was the day I found out how woman actually see me.
I left a part of my soul there.

accidentally discovered a bug in dawn of war 2 that would crash the opponent's game and give me an instant win. i did it a few times before feeling guilty and stopped though

>>715513540
There was a BP youtuber I watched that did this and provided pics from a girl on a forum to prove they were a girl until they were caught (I forget the exact story and how he explained it)

>>715512940
And this was in a VIDEO GAME?

>>715514501
No Italy actually

>>715511030 (OP)
I camped some guy in wow until he quit playing that character, then paid his guildmates to tell me what his new character was and camped him on that one also. He eventually switched factions but kept in touch with his guildies, who I again paid (in wow gold)to tell me what he was doing. I leveled up a new character on a new account paying an extra $15 a month just to camp him.

>>715513392
anyone i've ever played with or against in any type of game with TTV in their tag is an insufferable fag in one way or another

>>715511030 (OP)
To be fair your existence is cancerous to the human race.

>>715511030 (OP)
in MW2019 if you equipped a grenade launcher and a thermal smoke it and tried to fire off a grenade (or shoot, cant remember) would crash EVERYONE in the lobby. PC would CTD, i think xbox and PS got booted back to their main page
i did that a few times on ground war for shiggles before i got bored

>>715514893
>if you equipped a grenade launcher and a thermal smoke it and tried to fire off a grenade
thermal scope and tried to fire off a grenade
holy fuck i'm tarded today
holy shit i typed this

I have vague memories of falseley accusing people being pedos on habbo back in the day

griefing in CS:S with teamkilling, HLDJ rickroll, and goatse spray

>>715511676
Would love to hear how you did it.
Purely for educational reasons, of course.

>>715511030 (OP)
>Some kid online wanted to trade pokemon with me cause he thought I needed help with some pokemon thing
>I trolled him pretending I didn't know what I was doing and kept making mistakes like pressing the wrong menu options etc
>Kid kept persisting over a few days trying to get me to trade
>after a few days he stopped
>guess he got fed up of me trolling
>turns out he had some terminal illness the whole time
>he stopped responding cause he died
I hate myself

>>715516667
lol

>>715511030 (OP)
I was in this guild in SWG when I was a kid, on Starsider, can't remember the name anymore. I convinced the guild leader to give me full item access to the guild hall so that I could decorate it overnight (convinced them I was a chick who liked decorating). When they were all offline I stole everything in the guild hall and transferred it to my main character (who they didn't know and wasn't in the guild). A day later I logged in the chick alt and asked how they liked the decorations, pretended to be shocked and offended when they accused me, said I was sad and deleted the character. I think they ended up blaming the only other person with access, as I saw him running around on my main character days later without any guild tags. Made a few 100k selling all their shit. Good times.

as a kid i would join dota matches on wc3, every time i would need to download the map, and every other person would tell me to leave because they assumed i didn't know how to play.
i actually deleted the map after each map because i was playing on my brothers game and didn't want him to know.
i wasted SO many peoples time.
still, it was funny watching people get confused at how i wasn't a TOTAL noob.

Pretending to be a girl on an anime mmo got weird so to end it I said I was the older brother of the female character I was playing and that she/me had died in a car crash. Still feel bad about it sometimes

>>715511030 (OP)
>this kills the bobr

in the old days of wow i would see my IRL friends talking in trade chat, then make an alt and call them names.
he quit wow and online gaming in general because people were too mean online.
i was 10, i don't know why, but i did it EVERY time i saw them talking in trade chat.

>>715511030 (OP)
I RPd as a girl on early ragnarok online servers to get free stuff and cause mayhem between incels
I even got admin accounts on most of those servers because of this
I broke several guilds creating problems between the guys that would fight over my attention or participation in their guild activities
I ended up picking a single server to stay at, I played there for 3 years, it was my country's biggest server by far
Then I just RPd that my brother was also using the account (me IRL), so I could attend server meetups (300+ people met every other month to go out, party, get drunk and dance)
Most people respected me just for being "her" brother
Other girls that attended started chasing after me because of that, got to fuck a few (one of them I fucked literally on the same cybercafe desk I used to play at)
I ended up causing RL problems with their bfs, who also played with me and tried to pick up my girl persona, so I would just expose them with my girl persona, act compassionate with my male persona, then eventually get to fuck them - I did this 7 times
I was never found

>>715511030 (OP)
I was never clever enough to do bad things in online games.
I got a friend of mine temp banned from wow by convincing him to lie to gms about an item that didn't drop and how he didn't get it despite winning the roll that never happened.
He was pretty mad about it but in hindsight i probably did him a favour by preventing him from playing wow for three days.

>>715514575
>It was some Italian chick
Well knowing them she probably came multiple times.

Back in early days of WoW probably around 2005 I was exploring Mount Hyjal when I discovered that really deep lake under the world tree and got an idea.
I was playing warlock back then, and got a few friends together and swam all the way down, it was really deep so you had to use water breathing just to reach the bottom.
When you are in Hyjal it actually displayed the zone name, even though it was a zone you are not supposed to be in back in vanilla, so we left one friend in one of the capitals, offering summoning services to the zone.
We got a ton of people that wanted to come, and we summoned them all to the bottom of the lake and watched them drown, closest graveyard was in Winterspring and most people just took the spirit res.

>>715514575
>>715519696
Were you the guy in the opening scene of Irreversible? Why didnt you join in on the rape, if so?

>>715511474
God fucking dammit Carlos

>>715511731
I heard about that. What the fuck is wrong with them?

>>715511030 (OP)
Traded with some naïve folk in tf2: few new guns for his max's head.
It was 10 years ago and I still think about it.

>>715511030 (OP)
If you were playing wow then you did have cancer

>>715513967
i love going afk at the site of grace for these kinds of retards. even went out a couple of times to buy groceries or walk the dog and still came back to them camping their tiny little shithole.

>>715511030 (OP)
stupid fucking bobr

>>715511030 (OP)
I forcefully trained someone to fix their weaknesses in tekken ranked matches, making him block lows by spamming those attacks endlessly then took advantage of it.
After a fucking eternity and several matches of killing him with only low attacks I started crouch grabbing him and repeated the process all over again.
At first it was funny but after a while it became clear it was physically impossible for him to do more than focus on one singular aspect of defense and I was basically sadistically torturing someone who was mentally disabled. I eventually tried playing "normally" but even then it was like punching a baby in the face. In my defense he was the same rank as me and he kept agreeing to rematches but still, I felt guilty about it.
Ever since then anytime I encounter someone like that I refuse to rematch them.

>>715511030 (OP)
Back when I used to play COD zombies, something I liked to do was enter a game on the map Moon, and at the very start where you have to survive for a short period while the teleporter waits to activate to bring you to the moon, I would position myself at the very back of the teleporter (while still standing on it) so that everyone would have to stand in front of me. For context, every player needs to be standing on top of the teleporter in order for it to start chagring up. I would take a step off occasionally before quickly stepping back on, and this would delay the teleportation, which would inevitably get us all killed due to being overswarmed. Nobody knew it was me due to my hidden position behind them, they probably just figured the teleporter was bugged or something because every time they looked back to see who was doing it, I would already be back on the teleporter.

>>715519240

>I ended up causing RL problems with their bfs, who also played with me and tried to pick up my girl persona, so I would just expose them with my girl persona, act compassionate with my male persona, then eventually get to fuck them - I did this 7 times

You fucked their boyfriends seven times?

>>715519240
>I broke several guilds creating problems between the guys that would fight over my attention or participation in their guild activities
That's requires a skill
Where did you learn to do it?

>>715515471
these were the days man, then once I got bored of griefing i'd hop on the partyvan server with 20 other autists doing the exact same thing

>>715511030 (OP)
i forced a modded minecraft server to do countless map resets, because i found a way to create corrupted chunks with minimal effort that'd crash the server immediately upon loading them

I used to run a trolling guild in WoW
Just for fucking with people

They made petitions on the realm forums to get me banned lol

>>715514610
Anon, I think you were just in love with him but couldn't cope with your repressed homosexuality and this is how it manifested. Very interesting.

>>715516667
One of his last acts was trying to selflessly help someone who he thought needed help. He will forever be better than you anon.

>>715511030 (OP)
Avalon Tainted Grail

>Need to meet with garrison captain who is holes up in some mountain
>Some retard at the gate says I have to fight to prove myself it's their culture
>Massacre ger and everyone in the entire settlement
>Literally kill an entire society
>Enter mountain, find more of these dickhead talking about how important combat and shit it
>Kill all of them too
Live by the sword die by it bitch

I broke the game by killing all these people and gave up at that point.

Posted elephant and beaver images on an unrelated board just to make jannies seethe.

>>715516667
He was a real bro

>>715522898
yes

So why have zoomers made beavers the funny meme animal now, did they get bored of cats?

>>715524779
my mother taught me that most people are simple, and thirst for the same handful of things
its just a matter of listening and figuring out which
then you give a little to reel them in, then take away to make them yearn, and you repeat, like reward/punishment

>>715511030 (OP)
Did the armor upgrade scam in runescape.

>>715527346
lol
Even if they are easy targets it's still impressive
What you work at today if I may ask?

>>715515592
Nothing special, just told him that I wouldn't give a single fuck if he killed himself and no one else would either. I don't want to bother anyone with a backstory but he was just a massive cunt that would cause drama and discord between a group I've played with for no fucking reason, to the point where he'd actually fake evidence and put people against each other, among other things. Which eventually got me to snap and got me into the situation where I said that. And it's REALLY hard to make me snap. His online presence went completely radio silent for a few days, he then posted some weird suicidal shit on Faceberg. Afterwards there was no info about him anywhere online. One dude knew him IRL at some point and tried to contact the parents but they never responded either.
So he either died or quarantined himself off into some Discord, what the fuck do I know, but the point is no one ever saw or heard anything from him ever again, despite checking.

>>715512582
man, that's cold

>>715529464
lmao

>>715529280
>would cause drama and discord between a group I've played with for no fucking reason, to the point where he'd actually fake evidence and put people against each other, among other things
That's just something else
Doesn't even matter if he was a trans or not
Maybe he felt bad decided to change himself

Reminds of me of starsector where this type of stuff happens

Do you have any game recommendations?

Provoked some kids into swearing, then reported them and got their accounts banned.

>>715513145
>>715514356
I did the pyromancy twink thing in undead burg where you progress far into the game but put all your souls into your pyroflame and get a chaos/lightning weapon. A single black flame/great combustion would one shot players.
I killed maybe 4 dudes this way and then got bored.
I wonder how people can do this for a prolonged time.

>>715524779
I'm trans btw.

i miss the days of
>4 STR 4 STAM LEATHER BELT
>AGHUGH
>LEVEL 18
>AUUUGHH
before all this gay retard try to scam and break your spirit shit became the norm

>>715511030 (OP)
>>Pretended to be a cancer patient to beg for free shit in WoW back in 2006

We're you guys raised by homeless people or what?

>dude I have cancer please give me wow gold

>>715511474
>>715529464

>>715511030 (OP)
>playing tribes 2 ctf
>map is some lava map with opposing floating bases in a giant volcano crater
>have to take havok dropships to get to enemy base, unreachable by jetpack
>giant death trap lava ocean beneath both bases
>spawn dropship, wait for all 5 passengers to fill up
>fly to enemy base
>jump out of pilot seat early at full speed with dropship's course angled down towards vast sea of lava far below
>turrets are blasting at dropship, players assume there's still a pilot in the chaos, and sit all relaxed-like while dropship starts plummeting towards lava below
>land on enemy base and watch as players start spinning around in seats realizing something is up, but it's too late, they are past the point of no return
>some attempt to bail, but all fall into lava and havok explodes in glorious display of fireworks
>[VGS]
>CTRL + K
>respawn at base and spawn another havok dropship
>do it again

Gaming was just a different vibe back then.

>>715511030 (OP)
Catfishing.

>playing that shitty tarkov clone game mode for MW2
>guy with best piece of loot in the game is at the same extract as me
>take a feint and let him down me
>use self revive
>kill him and take his shit while he thinks he's safe inside the extraction heli

>>715514132
That's the one with the solitary med kit on the platform above the bottomless pit rite? I would go invisible as Spy and stand there and enemies trying to get the medkit would fall and die when they ran into me

>>715520014
An entire generation of mutts bred to be sociopathic. Don't listen to anyone who tells you they're leaning more towards religion or right-wing than previous generations, they are the perfect form of zogbots

>Find a stack of Anti-dragon shields laying in the middle of the road close to Lumbridge
>Guy logs in as I grab them
>Pleads me to give back the items he was droptrading
>Only give back half

>ace of spades with /v/
>discover things like ammo, reload, movement, and such are all client side
>open cheat engine, give myself infinite ammo with no reloads
>set up mouse macro to click 10x
>proceed to oneclick everyone I see

>RIFT back in the day
>play as Dominator spec mage
>have a buff that deals damage to attackers
>go to enemy starting area
>turn into a small animal from racial ability
>low level players attack me, flagging them for pvp
>after they revive from getting instakilled by my buff, polymorph them repeatedly until either they log off or another max level player arrives

>WoW
>be hunter
>go to enemy low level zone
>tame an animal there that the Alliance has a quest for to kill
>keep it's name the same and have it hold position
>turn invisible
>lowbies attack it, flagging them for pvp
>proceed to camp them like above

>>715538460
The RIFT one was funny

>>715511030 (OP)
cheating in halo 2

>>715519240
>ragnarok women
were they attractive

>>715511030 (OP)
>brought the server down
>killed hundreds of player vendors in non-combat zone through a glich
>rigged in-game contest, sold proceeds for petty cash
>erp'd as a minor
>erp'd with someone who might have been a minor
>stalked, griefed & cyberbullied few people into quitting the game for inconveniencing me once
>then did it again when I met the same user ID in another MMO
>stole some accounts
>enabled and encouraged somebody's crush on another player despite (or because of) obvious red flags, might have contributed to their eventual suicide attempt
I've been around, take your pick

>>715511030 (OP)
Back in like 2007 I tricked someone in RuneScape to run out in ape atoll and die so I could grab all their stuff but instantly regretted it and told them I got everything and gave it back to them. They didn't suspect a thing.

>>715511030 (OP)
Whenever I got interrupted and had to stop playing during a match or just got bored and decided to quit I would teamkill any nearby teammates for one last quick hit of dopamine from the game. this was back playing socom on the ps2 with the online adapter. I wasn't really a bratty kid normally.

>2010ish on WoW
>roleplay guild in a roleplay server
>become good friends and sort of obsessed with the resident girl of the guild (actual girl too, not a troon) over the course of like 3ish years
>to the point I'd always make it a point to whisper her when she came online
>to the point I'd always run around the world spamming /target <name> to find her and then pretend it was a coincidence
>it wasn't even a macro, I'd just type it out and then press Alt + Up Arrow to keep spamming it
>one night she logs in
>see in my friends list she's up in Hillsbrad for some reason
>fly to hillsbrad and start spamming /target <Name>
>can't find her
>suddenly whispers are blowing up
>look at my chat
>I forgot to put the Forward Slash into my command
>I've been spamming guild chat with target <NAME> for 10 fucking minutes
>to the point she even left the guild and put me on her ignore lost
>immediately log out and delete my character in shame
>reroll a new character and never talk to guild or her ever again, added her to friends list but noticed she stopped logging in shortly after

>>715540198
You might actually be a sociopath and/or a demon. Was there ever a point where you thought maybe you were going a bit hard?
A friend of mine once scammed a guy out of his account and I got into it and gave back all his characters and gear and then some to make up for it, but he wasn't a future serial killer like yourself at least.

Only the second one is funny, unless it was some HC thing. The fact you were so filled with ire that you continued to bother people months/years later on an entirely different game is a pretty troubling sign into your psyche.

>>715511474

>>715511030 (OP)
My gamertag in the 360 era was something along the lines of “infinityward_dev#7” and I would dm people that annoyed in me cod that their account would be banned from all servers within 48 hours. Most people didn’t believe it, but there was the occasional retard that would beg me to let them stay on the game

>>715513339
never mess with a GAMER

>>715531923
I do not recall a time where you wouldn't get scammed in MMO games. Maybe Ultima online but you could completely fuck people over with the regular game mechanics anyways.

>>715541762
Jesus I’m getting secondhand embarrassment from this one

>>715541762
Holy shit dude, lol
You're the reason why every woman I speak to is an absolute wreck

>>715541762
How do you even cope with your life after this?

>>715511030 (OP)
It's low bar since I don't really do that much bad shit in games but:
in DRG if somebody was being a real prick (pushing the button early, tons of FF, flaming in chat, etc) I'd wait until we were almost done with the mission and then close the lobby (I always host).
It'd have to definitely be intentional on their part, not just playing badly and I know it fucked over the other two randoms but I didn't care. I just wanted that guy to suffer. I've probably done it less than 10 times in almost 2k hours. I'd usually call him a fag or something beforehand so he knew it was intentional and not just a crash.

>>715541852
I assure you I am not a sociopath, they had me tested. No regrets, the way I see things, MMOs were ephemeral, you could lose week of progress because admin fucked up and had to make a rollback, or months of progress because service was shutting down, so losing progress to crossing wrong person or using poor password was no different. I feel little bad for the indirect suicide attempt contribution. But I intercepted another (completely unrelated one) so may karma is balanced on that front.

>>715541762
>WoW
>roleplay server
>being a stalker faggot
is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck5wUolGw3k

>>715516667
Nothing wrong with that. You weren't honest but you still gave him human connection and a mark that last to this day

I put 1200 or so hours into hunt showdown before I decided to hack and buy an esp online.
My reasoning was, I was in high 5-6 star elo, and the playerbase would just camp and hold and angle indefinitely all match and wait for cheese kills. Playing aggressively even with good movement, game sense, and decent aim was heavily punished and not viable.
The first few days with the hacks I went a little ragey with it, wall penning people with long ammo through walls hunkered down in bases not moving with shotguns for 30 mins, as well as bush campers, but after that it got a little boring so I decided to run a double poison crosbow load out, I would dance around compounds and give people little bee sting shots and antagonize them for 10+ minutes before finally sending them to their maker, it was fun as shit to see em panicked trying to play safe.
I don't play hunt anymore because running esp furthered my realization that the whole playerbase just camps and holds angle and waits for you to approach to hold down left click.
1/10 players approach and play aggresive and I disabled esp against them because that is respect but the game is the most flawed fps I've ever played balance wise.

>>715511474

>>715542717
Played drg with wemod to spawn in items for fun, but came across an infinite ammo addon with my cheat, it worked as suspected but I discovered you could use it with gunners zip line, and enable infinite flares, the universal ones you press f to deploy.
I got the schizo idea to join random lobbies and just fill the map with zip ties and flares to see how other players would react
At first I did it in front of players, I set the firing rate to 200% so I was spamming 10s of zip ties every second, I couldn't even get a little down because it started to lagg the whole lobby and I immediately got kicked for it
That I had the idea to join a lobby, find a secluded portion of an area where no one was and do it.
I spawned probably near 1000s of zipties and flares in caves, the fps would drop to the 20s and people who go "anyone else lagging rn?"
If I could be left to it long enough without stumbling across another player and getting banned it would eventually crash the entire server. Total nigger behavior but funny af

>>715543134
I haven't touched WoW in over a decade but thisis fucking gold.

>>715520667
>even went out a couple of times to buy groceries or walk the dog and still came back to them camping their tiny little shithole.
And what happened after, little buddy?

>going for challenges in cod4
>one of them is "be the last man standing on your team in hardcore search and destroy"
>join a lobby, camp in the back corner
>when the rest of my team dies, I get the challenge
>quit and lose the game for my team

>>715544810
Moon Guard was full of these types of people back then too.
It's only more noticeable now since only mentally ill people still play WoW and all of the serious roleplayers moved to Neverwinter Nights PWs .

>>715543558
>5-6 star elo
Shit is literal hell. I'll take my retard unga bunga 3 star lobbies any day of the week over mosin camping shitters.

I used to raid on wow in like 2014 on a shitty laptop and refused to download voice comms. Every raid they would do emotes and bitch and moan in chat but I just didn’t feel like talking to these fags. I finally downloaded the voice channel and just sat in there and pretended to not have a mic. It was extremely awkward Kek.

>>715529280
I swear every Discord has a guy like that. I don't know how they are created, but they're always insane, sexually attracted to themselves or farm animals or some shit, and they try to take over everything, ban people, talk about their depression non stop and then absolutely melt down when people turn on them.

I cannot understand how they don't immediately recognise themselves as the bad guy in every story.

>>715511030 (OP)
scamming poor guys out of their pixels. Glad thats not me anymore

>>715546506
I was raiding in that time also and aside from some 30+ y/o boomers who were constantly yapping in voice comms, I'd argue the majority of the playerbase (which were young male teen social outcast nerd) had the same excuse.

If a dps joined a pug raid, everyone already thought to themselves "alright, let's see what excuse to not have comms or talk it's gonna be this time".

Burned through 2-3k for Hearthstone packs during peak era.

>>715511030 (OP)
When I was a kid I accidentally banned my dad’s Combat Arms account because people thought that I was hacking while I was just being good and couldn’t understand the English in chat. It soured him from gaming for a while

>>715550952
Because as soon as you join, they start expecting you to claim responsibility for everything
It’s a game, not a fucking job. I was near top of the meters every time and they wanted me to download 100 mods. But the guild before that I was clearing heroic firelands with my last guild(horde) and it was actually a funny guild. But these alliance man….

>>715536131
>muh zoomers
Degens like those have always existed, it's not a generation thing. Online communities have just enabled them to find like-minded freaks and victims easier.

>>715511030 (OP)
The last time I logged online was 10 years ago.

>>715511030 (OP)
i don't know if you guys can handle this, but you're mom will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

>>715511030 (OP)
Kept killing this one guy coming out of Turbine's spawn with the Guillotine and Sandman combo. He finally says "fuck this fucking game", and quits. Pretty sure I made him quit the game for good, feelsbadman.

I go on 2fort, sticky jump to the enemy battlements and trap their spawn doors.

>>715553880
Don’t die mum, I still need to inherit an amount of money when you die

>>715513145
I've camped the monk boss fight in Demon Souls ... for weeks. You could invade and replace the boss. I've used a pure magic build with these homing missles and the monk headpiece, solely to be as obnoxious as humanely possible -- a single missle would oneshot 95% of all players and the netcode made it basically impossible to dodge. The only other time I've received so many rage tells was during my jetwhore period in battlefield, and jetwhoring wasn't remotely as cancerous and unfair

>>715511030 (OP)
ninja looted a world raid boss in eq in kunark, stole that shit and vamoosed
wasn't even part of the raid kek

>>715512940
you must be one of them nasty-ass niggas, perchance

>>715511474
shut the fuck up

>>715553880
Damn

>>715511030 (OP)
RULES OF NATURE

>>715553880
Shut up bitch

>>715511030 (OP)
Took some rare unit from a game on a multiplayer strategy game and said I'd pay the guy 15$ on Paypal.
I really planned on doing it but then a week came by and I ended up not doing it because I didn't feel the drive to so eventually I just unfriended and blocked him and called it a day.
Game flopped soon after and took forever to get an update anyway for what it's worth.

>>715561247
What game it was that some unit was worth 15$

>>715540198
pure sex sociopath miku!!

>>715542717
I shittalked a scout once for not doing his fucking job mining gold during a deep dive. Guy was bitching about the mission taking too long so I platformed myself up there and did that faggot's job for him, obviously just making the mission even longer lol.
Another time I kicked a driller for not drilling holes on a refinement mission, and when I asked him to get to fucking work he responded with some sort of uwu yes daddy beyond cringe bullshit. The other rando got a kick out of that one.

>>715545371
based. not my problem

>>715511030 (OP)
hahaha bóber kurwa

Me and my friend used to larp as cows near people mining in runecraft. We would do this for 5 hours at a time. I was 11.

>>715564534
Did you ever get milked?

Joining community arma 2 games with a script menu, I tried to limit myself to spawning funny shit like a battle bus in a ww2 setting or stormtroopers in vietnam, whatever stupid shit the servers had on at the given time.
I guess I did ruin some peoples immersion, but I'd like to think I also made those events more memorable for others.

I would get nukes in mw2 and then wait until someone else got a big kill streak reward to use them.

>>715511474

FPBP

>>715565172
Fiendish
I used to actually get nukes on the OG mw2
It’s fuckhard to do on the new one, too many sliding botters

>>715511030 (OP)
kek who is this anon that keeps making beaver threads based

>>715511030 (OP)
KUUUUUUUUUUURWAAAAAA BOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
NIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pretended to be a girl, did ERP, did bestiality ERP, and did an in-game marriage event so I could destroy a rival guild in Ragnarok Online. We were "dating" for nine months and I sent him pictures of my sister. Back then a picture was enough. A picture, emotes like O_O >_<;; and =], and going "hehe" instead of "heh" was all it took for someone to believe you were a girl.

Drained his guild bank, got his guild mates upset and told them (with fake chat logs) that he just gave me their items for free, including Emperium, slotted mantles, slotted ribbons, good cards, a lot of Zeny, and some fun hats. Lot of dead branches, too.

The guild disbanded, my guild got a couple of their guys who "never really liked him," and we took over their castle (Alde top left corner) next WoE without any incident. Nobody ever found out about my subterfuge.

Except him, him and his birdcock fetish. He found out on AIM. He was sending like 50 messages asking why I was doing this and I just sent him a selfie of me and my sister saying "He told me to" for a final (as far as he knows) NTR blow after all that. Nobody knew it was me. Why did I do it?

He was tanking Poporings for me and used a fly wing to play a prank on me when I was a novice. 88 levels of planning, second job class, all for that. His guild kept on for a bit before he quit. I hear he started playing WoW around that time. Once I was done with RO, I clicked all 99 of my stolen dead branches south of Pront with my guildies and logged out for the last time. They held that castle for years.

I played MH World+Iceborn with a group of friends. I'm a MH vet and they were new. That's fine with me but they were really, really bad and never improved so at some point they'd cart too fast for me to carry them. I started cheating my damage, exhaust & stun values to make it as easy as possible for them to survive.
About halfway through Iceborn I went on vacation for a week and told them to play without me. They never managed to kill a single monster and ragequit.

Not me specifically but in an MMO I helped a guildmate cheese his way to being the leader of every factions at once in order to remove every utilities and max out the tax rate. We made a shitton of gold.

>>715553880
nigger

>>715511030 (OP)
It is kinda difficult to actually be a jerk in online games, but I guess the worst I've ever done is be a mild nuisance in TF2.
A couple of retards were doing some friendly RP on Hightower (one of the custom versions) and had basically found a way to glitch up to the sky and perched there. Maybe 7-8 people from both teams.
It was basically only me and a couple of other players playing the game, so I decided to ruin it for them by going Soldier with the Direct Hit and shoot them down.
They got really fucking upset on mic and started trying to hunt me down. Basically, I just made them play the game so I was happy.

If you wanna do some gay RPing, just use an RP server.

>>715511030 (OP)
>be lv 60 ud warlock named Felpimp
> need mats for dlc mount quest
>see tauren warrior named Hanani
>we used to play together when i started
>beg him for gold saying I'll pay him back
>he carries me in dm too
>get mount
>block and ignore him
>ride on my elic mount around org with succ next to me

>>715568257
What's clicked branches mean

>>715553880
no

>>715571303
"branches" are consummable to summon a random monster - intended to fight them as a gladiatorial challenge, but often used to grief other people by dropping half a dozen on them and teleporting away.

>>715513967
>webm
id love to come across more stuff like that. totally unfair and stupid moments...
Traps. That's the word. Actual traps, no way of knowing what it is until afterwards.

>>715553401
It's an infectuous behavior so the more common it is the most you'll see it. What we had back then was conventional grooming IE older person and younger person having an inappropriate but still otherwise normal relationship. We sure didn't have anything like those 764 fucking nutjobs

>>715571858

>>715573234
thats the good stuff
shame that whenever I got invaded, it was just by fags wanting to run up on me and spam r1. i think traps and ambushes played a bigger part in the earlier entries?

In Animal Crossing Wild World I seeded the town of a player I had just met and soft locked their save file for literally no reason other than to laugh at them. I get a pit in my stomach whenever I think about it.

>>715562019
>I shittalked a scout once for not doing his fucking job mining gold during a deep dive.
Jesus christ, you are the worst kind of player. That scout was completely in the right, btw

>Pretend to be a girl because I just want friends and notice girls seem to make friends easier(I was very dumb and naive)
>Actually meet with some nice people
>Don't ever ask for anything, just happy to have people to play with
>Make up some shit about being mute and post a picture of my sign language book(I actually do know ASL)
>Get close to one guy
>Notice he's a bit of a lost soul
>Pretend to be in love with him and just do my best to push him to more than his shitty dead end job
>Eventually he goes into welding
>Absolutely loves it, feels fulfilled for once in his life
>During this time he susses me out
>He's not mad or anything, but demands I confess to our friend group
>I do
>Decide to ultimately walk away because it was obvious nobody was going to trust me after that
>Only kept in touch with one person who went out their way to keep in contact with me
>Apparently the guy I fooled is still in his job and doing quite well, even owns a house in this economy
The irony that all I wanted was people to play with, and all I did was keep them at arms length with bullshit.

>>715553880
Fuck off

>>715511030 (OP)
Fooled my guildmates into thinking I got hacked and insulted them all day in guild chat with all the weird secrets they told me.
Me and my irl friend could not stop laughing at the results.

>>715574883
Similar stuff for me, except the person I pretend to be a girl to became my best friend after my reveal he trooned out and I didn't, wacky world

>>715568959
I pretended to my brother that I stopped playing MH because I got so tired of him triple carting in every quest and I didn't want to tell him he just wasn't good enough to play with me. We've both been into the series for 10+ years and he still plays like a caveman.

>>715571303
Dead Branches that spawn a random monster, sometimes spawning MVP boss monsters that are turbo deadly

>>715511030 (OP)
do beavers really die form that flimsy looking trunk?

>>715553880
fag

>>715576048
the beaver was dead (or seriously sick and damn near death) before the trunk got dropped on him, presumably by another beaver, healthy ones don't get clipped like that

>>715576781
I suppose

>>715521961
I'm like that and it feels bad man.

Used to go onto building games and mass delete kids' work, reporting them if they used profanity which got them banned permanently.

>>715574883
You should have explained that you only did it because you were afraid people would treat you like shit, they would have forgiven you.

I chronically stole accounts back in the 00s on the usual suspects like Neopets and Gaia out of jealousy and spite. I was so good at coaxing people to trust and feel bad for me where they'd outright give me their password or drop gigantic hints. Then I'd immediately dump their wealth into my account and tank theirs. A couple of them tried to screenie my shit but their screams went unheard. I'd just leisurely do it sometimes too where I'd see someone with a name like gengar666rox and would instantly know that their password was pokemon123, like picking up pennies off the ground.

I fell out of this for the most part except for when I tried FFXIV. I'd just climb up the social ladder, drain and destroy FCs. It just came naturally and was extremely easy to do because trannies are the easiest fodder in the world to manipulate, even actual children put up more of a wall.

Never felt bad about any of it. I'm just evil. A complete hermit now, though.

>>715511474
CARLOS

>>715511030 (OP)
Said gg ez