Thread 715512382

>chadnimals
Stay.

bóbr kurwa

>>715512382 (OP)
i would feed that thing my dick

>>715512525
beavers are not for lewd

>>715512382 (OP)
Ha i get it. A hungry wet beaver!

Tranimal thread time

>>715512751
>beargoat
what has science wrought

>aryanimal
Stay

>>715512897
Behold, a man!

>>715512840
what the hell is this ungodly beast

>>715512830
Then post some animals instead of aliens.

>>715512830
This is a galago, which is a PRIMATE. Primates DO NOT make good pets. They are wild animals, nocturnal, are likely sources of diseases that can cross species barriers, have complex social needs, mark their territory with urine, and make “loud calls” for long distance communication.

They are incredible and adorable animals and if you love them LET THEM BE WILD. Or try to rescue someone’s former pet they’ll inevitably tire of and rehabilitate them because they’ll probably be fucked up from the experience AFTER DOING YOUR RESEARCH, please!

>>715513102
I fucked one of those monkeys before.

>>715512985
>>715512459
I love this meme.

>>715513102
Boo hoo nigga my Orangutan roomate just chills and devours papaya ive never even seen him leave the couch except to use the toilet.

>>715513065
AI sloppa

quick rundown on the new beaverschizo?

>>715512905
Sometimes it goes too far

>>715513295
Did he die?

>>715513472
weirdass cat

>>715513472
Does its bloodlust know no bounds??

>>715513472
Brenton Tarrant?

>>715513004
um, womyn can now have those too sweaty...

>>715513532
gay

>>715513532
Why doesn't it turn hand colored at the end?

>>715513614
"skin color" paint became racist

>>715513532
>edited chinkshit video
retard

>>715513637
you can hear him muttering FUCK

>>715513614
that would be racist

>>715512830
A FAQING MONKEY

>>715513472
>>715513551
yeah didnt that guy shoot up the mosque in christchurch?

>>715513295
They should go back to the drawing board on that camouflage

>Lure NPC out of its environment
>It keeps its original pathing and programming

>>715512840
Catgirls will be real, but to get there we must first withstand this.

>>715512525
your dick cant handle this beaver

>>715513479
It was extremely painful

>>715513853
is this real chat???

>>715513853
Finally STR > AGI

>>715513829
>I'm BURNING mad! I'm STEAMING mad!

>>715512382 (OP)
Is there any qrd on the guy who's been posting beaver webms on all boards?

>>715513829
Rabies?

>>715513614
That would be like wearing blackface

>>715514049
It's me
This thread isn't mine though

>>715513637
Poor fella

>>715513853
He needs a few more salads and a few less cats

>>715513917
i h8 you faggots that separate STR from Agility. They are very very co-related

>Mission has a time limit
>Get less points the longer you take

>>715514127
What's your endgame?

>>715512382 (OP)
are those wood pellets

>>715514307
i like making animal threads. I'm also the elephantposter but the jannies on /v/ have gotten a bit too triggerhappy with elephant pics. I also got an 80 day ban a while back for an elephant thread (cause i had 70+ prior bans) so i had to tone those back and mix up my thread topics

buy a gamer chair they said

>>715514271
you just know they set it all up, somehow

I'm seriously considering getting a husky puppy

>>715514381
its really sad when those niggas die because they have good cognitive function, they remember things very well. They mourn. But such is life. Survival, procreation & adaptation.

>>715514271
You ever wonder if fruit you buy has been injected with AIDS or some shit?
Like who knows what those third worlders do with food before it's exported

>>715514381
Post some of those elephant grope webms

>>715513887
>ACK

>>715514049
Here you go.
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

>in contact with aliens

>rumoured to possess psychic abilities

>control france with an iron fist

>own castles and banks all over the world

>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

>They learned fluent French in under a week

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe

>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>715513637
:(

>>715513637
Hello darkness my old friend

>>715514423
Just make sure
>you don't live somewhere warm
>you don't mind your house being covered in fur 24/7
>you can commit to brushing it often
>are an active person that gives it hours of exercise per day
Anyway, video games are fun and cool.

>>715514657
>you can see him get taller as the stomping progresses
brutal

>>715514729
>what she sees

>>715513887
I love this little shit

>>715513102
suck my dick fag

>>715514729
Yeah, I meet all of those so shouldn't be an issue.

I'm going to have a beer with one of my old schoolfriends whose parents always had huskies as a kid, so I planned to pick his brain about it this weekend.

>>715514657
I love elephants because they hate pajeets even more than I do

>>715513889
Zou're a big rhino

>>715513102
back to r*ddit. brb about to smoke meth with my pet chimp

>>715514975
>that premature ejaculator at the bottom

>>715512830
It's alive???

>>715515159
interesting how nonchalant that zebra was

>>715515002
>designed to climb, but biggest cause of death is fall damage
Bad design.

>>715515121
Bro is just grinding his skills up.

>>715514070
No thats a deer not a rabbit.

>>715514657
>let me pester the 3-meter-tall, 6-ton beast with a stick

>>715514070
It's just snorting. Probably cold out so the effect is greater because of condensation.

>>715515197
Hell yeah

>>715514657
Some things you see a person doing and you gotta wonder, what the fuck was your plan? What possible positive outcome did you think would occur as a result of your actions?

>>715513853
i was writing a oneshot story once and i needed to know for reasons so i looked it up and for small mammals like 60% of them die by predation (varies by species) or whatever. other causes of death are roadkill and a very small number that die from disease or starvation.

it's weird to be out walking and see a possum or something and know that its story ends with it being eaten alive and screaming. i'm still not really over it.

i mean everyone knows that but now i know it know it. i know the odds.

sometimes I wonder how fucking weird humans must look to animals and what they truly think of us

>>715515458
I fucking love goldens, man. They're hilarious.

>>715513295
Natural selection

>>715513532
What's even the point of this ability? Entire forest is fucking green, just be green

>>715515540
S L A M M E D
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>>715515512
>animals
>think

>>715515581
It's how they talk with eachother

>>715515728
Mmmm, babies.

>>715514271
that's nice, they were probably parched

>>715515245
>can't comprehend risk vs reward
>blames it on game design
stick to subway surfers, zoomie

>>715515772
that's my nigga gobul!

>>715514381
Based chadnimal poster

>>715514657
Hopefully his balls popped and his anus prolapsed while he was still concious.

>>715515623
>Eh man, you orange yellow blue?
>Totally dood, i'm orange yellow blue and fuckin red fo real

>>715515512
Most of the friendly ones think you're one of them but weird and autistic

>>715512897
>asset-flipping.mp4

>>715515998
They would be correct

>>715513853
>The chad local apex predator
>The virgin harmful invasive species

>>715514975
Uhhhh wtf

>>715514271
>game :(
>game, Japan :O

>>715515512
Cats think you're retarded and that you can't fend for yourself which is why they bring dead animals to their owners, they're trying to feed them

>>715516124
why did he do it

>>715514485
hiv can't be transmitted through food
fruit you eat is probably from some place closer, like spain for europeans as an example or egypt as the only african country
poor people can't be bothered with poisoning food, they're too poor, farmers do farming not chemistry

>>715516108
wtf elephant is friend???

>>715515453
They’re raised to be conditioned into learned helplessness as calves. The obvious problem is that when they finally snap they tend to be brutal about it

>game was part of your childhood
>game is over 20 years old

>>715515357
>>715515453
60-IQ average will do that to you

>>715516108
Good showcase of Indian vs Japanese treatment of animals

>>715514423
they were bred for pulling sleds, you're considering to buy a mini horse

>>715512382 (OP)
Its gluttony knows no bounds..

>>715516124
>decisions drastically change game's outcome

>autosage
Delete the tranny porn thread too, you fucking faggot.

>>715515897
Even the capybara's chill waves cannot quell the inferno of hate that lives inside every swan.

>>715516476
>Get that fat pad in your cheeks removed
>age like shit
>every time

And women still fall for it.

>>715516476
BUCC
SUCC

>>715516476
The reverse bog

>>715515458
eat my ancestors eh?

>>715513295
Is the driver fucking stupid?

>>715514913
>Black bull for scale
Americans....

>>715517069
Cant believe he's fucking dead

>>715516229
I fucking love dogs lmao

>>715517165
oh yeah? you wanna fuck a doggys little asshole bro? maybe tongue its anus too?

>>715515967
>the man who rages against the storm

>>715517287
Why all Canadians are like that?

>>715515728
how do you counter that?

>>715517976
aim for the eyes.