Thread 715538818

post your based umas

>>715538818 (OP)
I'm glad they made the letters extra huge on the side, I would have never noticed them otherwise.

>>715538818 (OP)
Why is this so popular

>>715538961
It's for the phoneposting summerfriends

>only 18k carrots
i'm not making it, bros

>>715539186
I have 21k and I'm not gonna make it

Make your bets, /v/.

>Agnes is apparently really good
>try her out
>First time she develops Night Owl three times and tanks any chance for me to train her properly
>Second time she gets 9th and worse in debut level races which means I need to run more races to get her to fan requirements, meaning I can't train her
I'm turning her into Glue, fuck this overrated hack fraud, i'll go back to her when i get her to 2 star or so.

>>715539291
SUCCESS

Brony game

Is Teio's unique skill any good?
I got it by inheritance and my uma is a pace, but the activation requirement looks unreliable as fuck

>>715539291
MARUZENSKYYYYYY

>>715539330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ikKyFQL4ZA

>>715539517
Generally you don't want to use inherited unique skills because they're less effective, more expensive and most of them don't activate consistenly enough

>>715538818 (OP)
you almost had BASDD stats

>>715539517
It's ok, basically its an extra boost if you are in the situation where you are right behind the frontrunner(s) and need some extra speed to pass

>>715539713
Good to know, thanks

>>715539351
>>715539573

haha very funny goldship, you almost had me
she jobbed at URA qualifers

>>715539748
What site is this?

>>715539625
Yeah I'll believe that when I see it for myself, if it's not her awful mood lowering events it's that her passive isn't a win button for the early game.
Maybe she actually does become good if you have that perfect run, but I have yet to see anything but a FRAUD, I can't train a horse that gets Night Owl three times, or keeps flopping against cupcakes that she out stats by two times.

>>715539895
gametora, its basically the number one resource for uma musume.

i have no idea how i should be training these things

What should I prioritize for late surgers? Every run I do flops and idk if i need more power or stamina or have too much speed

Does this game have a Damascus bar equivalent of granblue for support cards?

>>715540013
enjoy the 150 page guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/

>>715540053
power and speed mainly, Late Surgers and End Closers use the least stamina but need more Power and Wit than anyone else

>>715539748
You're supposed to click when inherited anon.

>>715540053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiz-qlTFZI

I'm getting Uma fatigue

>>715540130
(just read page 57 and maybe page 50)

>>715539112
because it's pure fotm that's really fun at the start but gets really tedious and bothersome after a month or two.

Will Kitasan Black save my failing careers?

>>715540169
Yeah I just quickly pulled it up to show the activation conditions, which are the same. Either way its not the greatest skill so I would only buy it at a discount, but its one of those skills that turns a loss into a win at the last second

>>715540290
it'll help, but if you still can't properly figure out what to train based on the uma's style, aptitude, and career goals. it will always be a toss up for you

>appears in the movie
>has like 3 minutes of screentime
>most if that is spent jobbing pathetically
>has even less dialogue than pantsu flame
>still appears in the ending concert for some reason
bronx teahousebros...

Rice Shower is SHIIIIIT
Thanks for breaking my win streak you useless whore

can anyone confirm if you get around 60 pulls per reroll? planning on rerolling for at least 2 copies of kitasan black but i'm not sure if i should really torture myself for 3 copies

>>715540689
you get like 70 and 80 if you're willing to do the account link for every reroll

>already more hours on steam than space marine 2 and MHW combined
Watching horsegirls numbers go up is a dangerous drug

>cocky as fuck
>#1 favorite
>lose
I hate her desu.

>>715540913
trainer issue as always

I want to roll for this smug lazy bastard so bad. I hope she's good.

>>715540053
Tokai Teio (and its SSR version of course) seems good for late-surgers, a lot of mobility skills.

You probably want to combine this with "Late-Surger Savvy" which the following cards also have:
>Special Week (R and SSR)
>Agnes Tachyon (R and SR)
>Mejiro Dober (R and SR)

And don't forget to invest in some WIT too since apparently it helps maneuverability.

>>715541003
Nope, I train winners.

>>715540689
Yeah you get 9870 carats on account creation, which I did last night. You can immediately make a password for 1000 carats so 10870, which should be 70 rolls. I have an account that I rerolled the two free SSR tickets until I got an FM and it already has almost 14k carats just from daily rewards, so if my main can't hit 3 in 200 then im gonna try it, and if neither can get 3 its off to the reroll mines

>>715540904
This game has absolutely fucking sideswiped me, honestly. I wasn't expecting to genuinely enjoy a free to play gacha game, but this just might even be one of the better games I play this year.

japanese gachas are so stingy holy fuck

>server reset
>still no kita-san
do i have to wait ubtil 00:00 for the banner to appear?

>I literally have enough for a guaranteed black if i spend like 20 dollars
let's pray it doesn't come to that but i am fine.

>>715538818 (OP)
>uses kernel level anticheat
why, isn't everything calculated server side? also apparently downloads most of the game from some place other than steam, so it can't be vetted by steam's malware analysis

>>715541071
I wonder if a new player could do a 30 race run with bakushin + a 9* speed guest parent for the 1200+ carats you get from the achievements

>>715541134
nyes

>>715541181
So you can't cheat in currency obviously.

>>715541238
tragic.

How much you got stockpiled bros

>>715541134
it starts at 10 pm utc tommorow, so 6 pm eastern

It really chaps my ass when career goal races happen during summer camp.

Fresh air is better than iron will, right?

>>715541247
but that's maintained server side, the "currency" you see on the client is only the numeric representation of the server value
the only reason I can think of is they don't want people creating lewd model substitution mods like crapcom

>>715540579
>Beats Jungle Pocket twice after the events of the movie
>Gets more G1 victories than Pokke
>Gets the honour of going to the Prix

Sounds like a good career to me, anon.

Have you fed your uma today?

>>715539494
do you see anything with equines in it and think "GR15"

is there any downside in using those free tickets for support scouts? I assume they're only for specific baners and I can't use them for regular rolls so there's no point in saving them, right?
also have the SSR make debut one but I assume it's the same?

>>715541502
Yes. Iron Will isn't great overall.

>>715541502
Ironwill is a pain in the ass to trigger

>>715541685
DONT
those pink slips work on every banner so you can use them on the kitasan tommorow

>>715538818 (OP)
Japanese MLP

>>715541551
Maybe making a movie sequel is too much but it would be nice to get a 3-4 eps OVA around Cafe.

>>715541502
Swinging Maestro and Breath of Fresh Air are top tier because they can be triggered on every race. (every race has a corner and a straight)

>>715541685
>SSR make debut
this one is from a fixed pool so you can use it at anytime
>pink ticket
free single roll that you can use at any banner

>>715541685
those pink tickets are different from like the random SSR card or the random 3 stars.
They're basically 150 carats in the form of an item, they can be used everywhere.

>>715541502
in general, you want skills that don't require specific situations to trigger, unless it's a more guaranteed one like passing X people on a late or end racer.

>>715541685
The SSR make debut one will never change, you are free to use those. The support card scout one there can be used on any banner, same with the 2 star one.

>>715541772
>>715541859
>>715541895
oh shit, glad I asked then
just a single pull anyhow but at least it's something

>>715541792
i didn't expect the "thats the new MLP" meme to get a comeback 13 years after the fact

Why is the Arima Kinen ost so good?

Uma delicia...

>>715541956
Events will usually give them out, I think there was 2 in the special week event previously and there probably will be some in the upcoming one starting tommorow.

>>715541685
I used mine on the regular support banner. I got Super Creek so I'm happy.

>>715540913
I fucking hate front runners. My Maya had an average of 150 more stats with over 300 more stamina than the rest and she placed fucking 16TH on a medium G1. How is that even possible.

>>715542078
>front runner
>stamina

>>715541792
they're just horse girls not pastel colored toy commercials

>>715538818 (OP)
Say her name

mass horse trainer reincarnation happening tomorrow

>>715542078
I have her as a Pace Chaser.
I refuse to do front running in any career, it's boring.

>>715542183
not that anon but I thought front runners needed the most stamina out of all the styles

>>715542215
I learned how to say her name consistently just because she's cute

>>715542305
You do not follow the Bakushin way. No stamina, only speed and some wit.

>>715542305
yeah if youre running long ass races

>>715542401
>genuinely only upgrade speed and only get speed skills in her career
>1st in every single race without fail
how does she do it or more importantly why the fuck does it even work?

>>715542183
Yes, long races take a fuck ton of stamina regardless of what strategy you use especially if you're trying to build one for 3200m.

>>715540076
Yes, not in EN yet, but you get about 3-4ish per year if you participate in all events.

>>715542453
>>715542401
I'm running Mayano Top Gun as a front runner

>>715542078
The game does everything to make you lose. Today I got a late start and two rushed with 550 of wit in the same race.

>>715541502
Iron Will is abysmal dogshit

>>715542596
on that subject i'm still malding about Agnes finishing 9th out of 12th against sub 100 stat mobs.
I've also seen Goldship get 8th out of 9th in her debut race and seeing the game treat it as if she did amazing is hilarious, but nowhere near as frustrating as the former.

>>715539112
the /vg/ general

>>715542215
Matipregnant Fukuwife

It's rare for it to proc and it also means your Uma is stuck in the crowd, not a good sig. Iron Will is just not worth it especially when tihe much more reliable Maestro and Fresh Air exist.

>>715541210
You're gonna spend like 30 more minutes every reroll for a single 10-pull?

first one I've gotten
this run isn't going particularly great I doubt she'll win

Golshi

>>715543420
Why only the flatties get the ticket, is this a fucking joke?

>>715542508
You get a hidden stat bonus during career, which gives you exactly enough stam and guts to finish a mile
This is a meme build and doesn't work in daily and team races

I just can't win Arima with Natie.
And here I thought it was going well enough.
Should I just focus more on Speed and Power? I thought I need 400+ on stamina for the end race.

>>715539186
I have 27k and I'm not making it, it's extremely unlikely to get MLB3 in one spark

Golshi's career completes all the quest for day 3 but that little shit keeps losing and I don't want to use my clocks.

>>715543420
GANBARE ANON YOU CAN GET THAT TOP CUN

>need multiple copies of 1/2 stars or they don’t get to wear anything besides a generic jockey outfit
I hate this mechanic more than anything else in the game

Which uma is your favorite and why?

>>715543658
Skill issue

>>715543813
post your cards and skills, either way those stats seem kind of low

>>715543813
You want at the very least 400-500 Stamina AND one endurance Gold Skill (so also ideally some Wit to increase your chances to trigger it).

>>715543835
eh just do it with agnes

>>715540290
It's going to save mine because I only have 2 speed cards, including the welfare ones

>>715543865
Mambo.
Because Mambo.

>>715543949
I am tired. Going to try it tmr.

>>715543865
Either Brian or Orfevre

>>715543865
Taiki Shuttle. Cause MURICA

>>715541071
Fine Motion is not a good card

>>715543865
Scarlet because of her big personality, also long twin tails.

>>715543865
No reason required
No, the reason is obvious
wait, the reason is

>>715543865
Maruzensky because she somehow always win no matter how I train her.

>>715543838
There's just no way. Her stamina is dogshit.
I just can't bring myself to train stamina when rainbow speed and powers are starting at me even though I know these long racehorses need it.

What horses are you all looking forward to?
For me it’s
>tamamo cross
>fuji kiseki
>cheval grand

>>715543865
Teio. She's got strong daughter energy.

>>715543939
>>715543945
I have shitty cards.

So should I just get more cards? No, I will not reroll.

>>715543865
Haru because I like a lovable loser.

>>715543865
Tachyon, because she won my first Champions Meeting Finals in JP server.

>>715539291
I know you got a success but is it really worth flipping the run on the last 3 races for +70 speed when you needed more wit anyway?

>>715540290
Nigga just fucking level up your relationships by any means possible and then grind sparks with good or great mood. That's literally all.

>>715540130
Wow this game is needlessly complex. EOS in a month.

>>715544410
Nishino Flower
Manhattan Cafe
Seiun Sky
Narita Brian

>be me
>fail 8 (low percent fail) trainings or so
>fail to notice a training debuff until recreation fixes it
>lose in uma finals

>>715544410
Tamamo Cross
The one that is fuckhuge and I can’t remember her name
The one with a witch hat

>>715543658
Is Gold Ship flat?

>>715544410
Unironically none. Gladly the horse I like is free, just gotta get her costume...

I’ll roll on support cards when I have all the horses and their signature pretty dresses

>>715544475
Yes, cards are the way to go. Even if you don't get enough for a kitasan spark its still worth rolling on her banner as much as possible since the SR pool is still low, you should be able to get some at 3 and maybe even mlb before the banner ends

>pick Grass Wonder cause she's got a good mile and I need a better mile running for my shit team
>She ends up winning two consecutive grand prix
You son of a dam.

Why doesn't the game let me fuck the female trainer
It's not fair

Does Oguri have children?

>>715541321
37k here, my uma roster is anemic doe.
I plan to use most of it tomorrow but I fear I won't be back to 30k by the time Akebono drops.

>>715544786
oh fuck off and enjoy your mares golshi

Does anyone know when the first 3* selector ticket that includes tm opera o will be?

>>715544808
Yes, but they weren't very good racers.

>>715543865
Gold Ship, I fucking love this autist and her playstyle.

>>715544410
Tamamo Cross
Ines Fujin
Swimsuit Tachyon

>>715539713
I've found that Oguri's unique is really good for most of my umas though, do you mostly just want to prioritize stat sparks?

>>715539112
Because anime fans are also zoophiles. Not just pedophiles.

>>715544892
No...

I'm at 25k carats and rolling for Kitasan Black. But honestly I'm more excited to hopefully finally get some MLB SRs. I was told to start saving immediately after starting, so this is pretty much my first chance to dump a bunch of pulls into the general pool. Did maybe 3 10-pulls only at the start.

I've been too shit to get anything higher than a B+ career with a handful of basic 1 copy SSRs. Hopefully the MLB SRs can get me over the hump.

>>715544890
What the fuck I looked her up and she’s 180 cm tall?

>>715543865
I like pretty much everyone in Canopus. But I like Tanhauser the most.

>>715543865
The Divine Emperor of course.

>infirmary failed twice
Oh, so the game can just make you lose. Another game ruined by forced 50/50 winrate.

>>715544931
christmas I'd imagine

>>715545142
hey that's what happened with one of my Agnes runs.

>>715544786
just do her story and she invites you to an onsen to "talk" all night

Anyone got a 3 power spark horse to borrow? I'll give you money instead of a discord fag.

Are there any playable Evropean horses?

>>715543865
I don't know yet, I have to wait until they get released to see if I like the characters themselves and not just the design

>>715545067
furries prefer cartoons though.

I'm at about 24k but I have barely touched all the character stories and the main story, there should be enough there to just about scrape by, r-right?

>>715539112
horse

>>715545204
Check your Club mates (you're in a club right)

>>715545142
>risk a 60% speed training for King Halo
>fail
>her mood drops to Awful and all stats reduce by 10
>go into the URA Finale
>she fucking wins
It's not that bad anon.

>>715544475
Went to look at mine, had one more power instead of stamina card, but the stats are a similar spread, just higher, check your skills too, that's the other half of the equation

>>715543865
For me, it's Opera O. Imagine how much of a freak she would be in bed, she's gonna ride you like it's a Broadway performance and not stop until you beg the Overlord for mercy.

>>715545314
Yeah there's only one 3 star spark and it's speed. Maybe if clubs were allowed to be bigger than 30 people..

>>715545142
yes, be ready to see dozen of literal perfect runs that will be completely ruined at the final training days too or the final race. just get used to it.

i read that sweep tosho has "charming" which is good for getting to rainbow training faster, can someone tell me exactly where charming is on her card? i have her but im reading through her skills, perks, effects etc and don't see it anywhere

>>715545103
>she’s 180 cm tall?
180+ would be more accurate

I don't know what the relation here is exactly but Ryan is so ugly it's unreal while McQueen is gorgeous. How did that happen?

>>715545441
events, nigga.

>>715545441
its one of her random events

>>715545176
>>715545354
>>715545430
It just failed for a third time. I'm uninstalling after this career.

>>715545496
Ryan is cute as fuck, nigger.

>>715545496
you take that back
you'll make tomboyfags cry

>>715545496
fuck you, she's cute

>>715541792
can't wait for fluffys to comeback!

>>715545612
She's the ugliest Uma by far, faggot.

>>715545550
>>715545552
oh. thanks. i see now that it's under the career events tab but since i haven't gotten that event before it's locked and won't show me the rewards

>>715544786
Add the Kazuna and/or Kiryuin cards to your run, you'll enjoy them.

>do perfect on every race
>uma finals
>2nd
>2nd
>7th
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>715539291
literally how you fucking bastard? I only reached on one stat A ever

>>715545565
Just reset and try again. You lose literally nothing for resetting unless you are doing more than 4 careers per day like an autist

>>715545184
I did all her recreation episodes expecting them to start dating or something but nothing happened, how disappointing

>>715543865
Grass.
I just love everything about her.

>>715543420
>Also got the ticket with Maya
>Having a great run
>Still fucking lose in the URA Finale Finals
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE

>>715545496
>I don't know what the relation here is exactly
they're from the same family

>>715545565
Maybe don't try super risky percentages so your uma doesn't get ill in the first place.
It's not about the cliffhanger being fair or not, it's about not going to the peak of a mountain in the first place.

are there any horses besides ikuno dictus and biwa with glasses? I need to build up my pvp team to eventually only have bespectacled beauties.

>>715543865
Daiwa Scarlet because her design and personality are perfect. My only experience with umamusume is this game though, and Mayano is also a character I'm coming around to. Might even bother trying to get her unique outfit.

>>715545204
I borrowed a 3 power oguri and got a 2 power opera, will the grandma work or do you need the spark to be on the direct parent?

>2 weeks of playing
>still never got 5 support cards in one training
is there a way to brute force this mission?

>>715546121
Yeah, just make all the cards the same type and roll the dice

>>715545865
>just keep spinning the slot machine
Nah. The thin veil of skill I believed this game had has completely broken for me.
>>715546010
She got sick from resting.

>>715545848
Rainbow training stacks, and SSRs have a higher chance to rainbow
You can get more stats in the last 6 months than the first two years combined

>>715546021
yes. Zenno.

>>715545267
According to math, because I have 19 characters I'll get around 1500 carats from reading everything (at least the 4 "prologue" chapters, because you can get more chapters by raising the bond level but that's something for long-term).

Obviously you get even more if you go through the "Main Story", in fact you unlock SSR cards as well, I think not a lot of people realize this.

Adding both i imagine it's something like 3k-4k? But then you also have the current special missions which will add up to 750 carats, and we're going to have the new main Event to grind Event Points as well.

>>715546061
Yeah I want the direct parent, I already have a 3 power spark horse and want to make a 9 star one.

>>715546221
Night owl is a non-issue, trying to cure it is a trap
It cures on its own when your uma gets 70 energy from a rest and the debuff is negligible anyway

>>715546257
>SSR's have a higher chance to rainbow
Please be less retarded when giving advice to others. Rarity has nothing to do with it.

>>715545496
Why the fuck did they choose that hairstyle?

Is Air Groove meant to be bad? I've got a B rank one but she always seems to job in team trials

Why is this horse so fucking ass? It's like she's in her own class of absolutely fucking shit.

>>715546001
why isn't Gold Ship a Mejiro if McQueen is his grandfather?

anyone got a power level ranking?
unfortunately, I can only understand it if it's in the DBZ format

Do you copy?

>>715546771
She lost her career.
I don't like her. I don't like losers.

>>715545489
>shows you her giant donut
l-lewd

>>715546595
Never, I will continue to deceive and spread misinformation, for I am the great Tazuna!

>>715546121
do you always check every training? remember that it's easier to click ONCE and then slide the cursor

>>715546010
>it's about not going to the peak of a mountain in the first place.
ngmi

>>715546706
Because Mejiro McQueen is his Damsire. Gold Ship is named for his father Stay Gold.

>>715546674
I saved this pic from an anon who finished King Halo yesterday, maybe try copying him (if you have the cards).

>>715547017
>Mogged by Haru Urara
Lmfao

>>715546706
probably because she got named after her father, aka Stay Gold.

I'm so fed up with this shit game

King Halo has a couple of Longs in her career IIRC, so just get you Long race affinity a boost and play for Speed/Stam, and she should make it if you're not super unlucky. I only did a single King Halo career but I got the W and have no reason to try again right now.

>>715546439
I also still have a lot of G3 and G2 trophies I can get if I'm desperate, as well as all the gems from spamming races during a career
Speaking of the latter, how the fuck do you win 30 races in one career? That's doing a race almost every single turn, are all of your stats just meant to come from god sparks?

>>715546771
AI COPEE

>>715547134
Fucking lmaoing at tequila

>>715547134
I understand. Thank you.
>>715547017
I don't... huh..?

>>715546706
He got his name from his father "Stay Gold." his temper and chaotic nature was passed down to him. So don't be surprised if the uma version is an asshole.

>>715547028
I have literally none of these sadly, but my stat spread was pretty much identical (ratio-wise at least, since I didn't get far enough to get the values that high)
Yet this moron just ate like 9 clocks and then couldn't even get top 5 while being the favorite.

>>715547001
Why did they give her such an erotic racing outfit?

>>715547206
Amazing Haru spark

>>715547134
>arroz con pollo
I lost

>>715547462
>>715547001
Too big.

>>715547503
Her outfit is basically begging for people to inflate her fucking tits, though.

>>715546674
skill issue.
pray for the lucky uma for a better run.

>>715547372
Don't trust that meme image too much, Silence Suzuka is good for example.

I need kitasan to arrive already, I need to roll, I have to roll, I must roll

>>715547158
they flatmog everyone else

>>715540130
>guide says to use Bakushin as a Pace Chaser
Fucking disregarded, who wrote this bullshit?

>>715546257
i always do rainbow tho

>>715538818 (OP)
I've not eugenicsmaxxed yet as I haven't the sparks for it but is there something I'm missing in career? Can't seem to breach B+ ranks.

>>715543804
So you say but my best Bakushin has been winning 4 out every 5 races all on her own in the team races.

>>715539112
popularity begets popularity. average /v/ poster has no internal monologue.

I've been playing this game for a week, and I still don't understand anything. The only thing I know is that whenever I play Bakushin, she wins

>>715547631
There are too many horses that aren't in global yet that I can't rank.

>>715547603
really? with that bust size?

>Haru career
>23 turns to get 5000 fans
>lost every races
huh?

>>715547939
canonically accurate Urara

>>715547776
Single rainbows while the rest of your friendships aren't maxed? Or maxing everyone and getting unlucky with only single rainbows?

If you're in the first half of your career, you can ignore rainbows if it means getting more friendship on a different training. The big numbers come when you have 2+ rainbows triggering on your preferred stats regularly.

can someone pleaseeee tell me a trainer id that has super creek card maxed out?
i can only find lv 40

>>715548075
Just autistically look up the Team Trials leaderboards until you find one

>>715547905
yeah they need a global option

>>715547790
Just not enough stats. Remember that score from stats scales higher the grade is. So getting an SS and an A is worth more than getting an SS and two Bs.
Getting busted support cards like Kitasen Black with has extremely high presence on Speed when MLB'd will make it much easier to guarantee SS speed while you work on a second stat.

>>715539112
People are looking for fun or amusing things in this rock floating in space, horse girl raising game sparks immediate curiosity and the "numbers go up" and unpredictable aspect of races is addictive.

>>715548158
good, I am a pedophile that's been successfully baited by mayano

>they nerfed kitasan
It's over... the global version utterly unplayable, even for whales

>>715547790
I don't understand how people get so many god dam skills while also having high stats.
You don't get dick for skill points unless you win races and if you're racing you don't get dick for stats since you're not training. It's truly baffling to me.

>>715548156
where can i find it?

I FUCKING HATE SPARKS

>>715548332
satonobros
it's our time

>Uma fails the last URA
>Hit end career instead of Try again
Fuck, why are they so close?

tamamo cross doesn't have enough dick for me

>>715548332
qrd?

THIS FUCKING GAME IS FUCKING WITH ME FUCK

>>715548332
they wouldn't be retarded enough to do that

>>715548158
link?

>>715548460
https://voca.ro/1my9m6jawa6Y

>>715548581
Bro your clocks…

>>715548332
>it's real
what the FUCK are they thinking?

>>715548581
Imagine breaking a screen over Gold Ship of all horses.

>>715548374
Image you're responding to has a lot of cheap skills, barely going for any gold skills, it's not as much as it seems.

There are plenty of training days with poor friendship/rainbow opportunities where a race can easily be more worth the energy loss of training something with 0-1 friend on it. Prioritize friendhsip and multi-rainbows over everything else, remember that race is a way to spend minimal energy when the other options suck.

>>715548581
Goldshi trolls yet another person

>>715539291
does the stamina gauge not affect races?

>>715548589
>game balance is retarded
Unless you mean invoking the ire of f2poors? That is just an additional reason for them to do it.

>>715548581
This is the type of anon who would lose all their money betting on horses irl.

>americunts woke up
>it’s shitposting time

>>715548374
I'm honestly a bit mystified by my own Oguri when I opened that up. I wasn't even aware of the bonuses you get when maxing out the director and the reporter but I think that was the run that I ended up with 300+ points from the finales somehow. I think it was the Ogurin I was gunning for the max fan tier too in hopes of a good spark 2* wit, medium and triumphant were okay

>>715548581
WAKE ME UP

>>715543865
THE KING OF KINGS

>>715548806
no, they'd be retarded to mess with something that would otherwise be literally a money printer for them
everyone has been memeing about the card and it's obvious that a ton of people will whale for it. fucking with the card's effects for no reason would make people not spend their precious money on the game as a result

random mood down events should not be a thing

>>715548830
>are they in the room right now?

>>715544410
For me it's Mambo.

>>715548956
Fucking maruesnky that old hag I swear to god

How to unlock hotspring event?

Fun facts with Haru.

>>715549064
get lucky with the ticket and win the URA finals

>>715544410
One more for the fuji pile

>>715549064
Be lucky.

>>715549068
Cute if true

>>715548928
Metafags don't read cards, and even if they would by accident, they wouldn't understand what they are seeing. It would take several days for the community at large to figure it has been changed.

>>715548581
you can see the aliasing on the edges of the picture photoshopped onto the monitor. come back when you can make a better fake.

>>715548374
Winning the URA finale does give you a lot of skill points, that's why it's better to go all the way to the end even if you complete all the "main goals" (skills points + fan count which makes your club better).

>>715549068
She is beyond a cunny, she is a ToTdler

What is the correct way to train Rice Shower and Super Creek? I think I am being trolled by invested in both speeds and wits.

>>715549064
get lucky

>>715543865
Gold Ship because she's a goober

>>715547017
is Super Creek really the biggest? her model does have pretty fat tits but I swear some girls like Maruzensky and even Scarlet look bigger than her

>>715548236
but that sounds counterproductive for team fights that needs a more balanced stats spread

>>715543865
spe-chan... unpopular...

>>715547017
Where does she stands?

>team trials
>my C+ character destroys opponent A rank racer
lmao, this has to be rigged in the favor of the challenging player

>king finished her goals already
>story keeps going
kek. feels like im playing a vn after story

To anyone struggling in the URA finals:
You need more Stamina. Career mode gives you an invisible +400 buff, but that goes away for URA races, which show you how your horse ACTUALLY performs (and how they will in Team Trials/etc). That's why I focus on Speed early to win every G1, then push Stamina hard towards the end.

>>715543865
Taiki Shuttle. None of the other umas instill the desire to marry in me.

>>715549068
this series is making me appreciate the existence of horses more and I don't know how to feel about that

>>715549646
......when does this cow get added in the game?

>>715549526
If you're trying to build PvP horses before you have the legacies and support cards to consistently get A horses, you're probably getting a little bit too ambitious.

For your level you can probably win most PvP matches just by hitting the correct Stam requirements for each distance, because most people playing career don't realize how many free stats career gives you and burn out super fast in PvP matches.

>>715549814
reddit behavior

>>715549961
kill yourself

>>715549683
Nah, that retard probably auto select it instead of manually selecting it himself. It always automatically put your highest scoring uma no matter the aptitudes.

>>715549879
like 3 years from now

>>715547382
Stay Gold and all his kids are/were varying degrees of asshole, except Fenomeno.

Am I a bad enough dude to put a pink Hello Kitty Haru Urara keychain on my car keys? The answer is no, probably not.

>>715543865
Rice.
I will save her and make her happy. When she calls me onii-sama it's so fucking cute.

>>715550212
peak HEBE

>>715550123
I fucking hate how long it'll take for us to get most of the content, but at the same time I have no clue how they could possibly speed things up more without fucking the free players over

>>715550212
Glue Shower...

>>715550123
so 1.5 years for global

>>715550138
why does dream journey look like a school shooter

>>715550063
the truth hurts

>>715543865
Matikanefukukitaru, I've been shilling her for years

>>715548805
no, only mood

>>715550212
you BETTER fucking protect her with every inch of your soul after what happened in her previous life.

>>715550315
Rice's career just has hard stat checks, when her build actually gets online she's one of the strongest umas

>>715550212
I don't understand how Grass Wonder manages to takes more mood hits than Rice.

>>715550339
nah go eat shit

>>715550138
>except Fenomeno
But doesn't he hate foreigners?

I do not care for the f*male announcer.

>>715543865
Goldship went from pain in the ass to my easiest Uma to beat career with. Got my first A rank with Goldship too

>>715550342
>I've been shilling her for years
shill her to me, why is she so great?

>>715550342
she's extremely cute but she looks so broken when defeated and it made me feel too guilty when i lost a race with her

>>715543865
Teio because of the anime. Best daughteru

>>715538818 (OP)
>looked up the psychological horror tag on steam
>this game appears
why?

>>715550512
And that's a good thing!
That was taught to him by his owner, otherwise he was very obedient and took well to training.

>get back from 9 hour work day
>play uma musume for three hours straight
am i fucked?

>having what I thought was a good run with scarlet
>had to use a clock on the URA qualifier, semi, AND finale
>still lost the finale, ended with just a B rank
>was pretty disappointed
>but she ended up getting a 3* speed spark after the career was complete
...ok, thanks for the consolation I guess

Why is Estelle a horse anyway

>>715550342
One of the better outfits, honesty, perfect seifuku
also lucky, are the bonuses random? never got a statue

>>715550665
Teio is my best Uma right now for daily races and the special challenges, and I just casually ran her career without any real goals. She just refuses to let me down.

>>715548332
Nice source FUCKTARD

>>715550342
She look like Sakura from Taimanin so she probably get fucked by Orcs too

>>715550805
I only ever got statues in career from beating a high score

>>715544410
fuji, tannhauser, narita brian, summer maruzen

>>715548332
Based disinfo bro trolling the gullibles

>>715543865
Taiki
her URA career mode is braindead easy and is probably the easiest to get an A

Do you build Daiwa as a front or pace

>the day before summer camp she does this
you dumb BITCH

>>715551107
full frontal assasult

>>715551107
Front. Why would you build her as a pacer?

>>715546021
transcend

>>715539112
it panders to the tranime, zoo, pedo, coomer, gambler audiences simultaneously

>>715551251
you can just say "straight, white men", you know?

>>715550818
I am marathoning the whole anime after getting into this because of the game, and she is by far my favorite horse. Wish I didn't use the selector ticket already, or I would have claimed her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE0rfFfd8fY

>>715551163
I once got poor practice before summer camp

Short hair tomboy uma detected. Initiating impregnation protocol.

when exactly does the update go live tomorrow?

>>715551251
wonder why only whites have those problems

Guys I've never played a gacha before, am I supposed to do a single 150 carrot roll or the 1500 carrot roll for the best chance of getting Kitasan Black

>>715547939
Set Haru to front runner and she just wins.
Except for the only race that matters.

>>715550767
It's an alternate timeline Estelle if she never fucked her brother.

MY FUCKING KING.
AND WHO SAID SHE IS AN ASS?
WHEN I SAY KING, YOU SAY HALO

KING

>>715551438
do you think Daiwa will allow me to pump with her breasts

>>715551403
Doesn't matter as long as you keep buying more whenever you run out.

>>715548830
how many threads are you going to post this in

>>715551403
1500 nigga. it guarantees at least 1 gold every pull so you'll still probably get dogshit, just slightly less dogshit. besides doing 1 pull at a time would take fucking forever.

>tachyon career to do today's bonus training missions
>she decides to run in the NHK cup instead of japanese derby
>horrible aptitude for mile races
>bricks run
t-thanks

>>715551520
Why do people say she’s ass? Isn’t she a sprinter? Those careers are usually easy as fuck.

>>715550805
Her alt is a downgrade.

What's better, 5/5 victories against someone with the same ranking/score, or 3/5 victories against someone with higher score? (The top pick when choosing who to battle.)

>>715551520
a good ole ohohojousama.

>>715551627
this happened to me and after I won the race she just started getting that mood down event like thrice in a row, what a fucking retarded scenario

>>715551540
You could try but she might kick you in the nuts.

>>715551520
GAYLO!
LMAO

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>715551632
>he doesn't know
lol

>>715543865
Nice Natie cuz she nice

>>715550212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IByGQF-123o

>‘93 Spring Tennosho.
>In a body trained to the extreme limit comes a demon
>The deep black colored stayer that prevented the champion Mejiro McQueen’s third win
>Is he a villain? Is he a hero? Is he a nightmare? Is he a miracle?
>That horses name is:
>RICE SHOWER

>>715551787
I've never seen the claw machines. I don't even know how you get to them.

>>715551632
you have to do medium length races at the start of her career until she finally stop being dumbass and goes for sprint

Who does this uma appeal to?

do we go for the 50/50?

>>715551862
After the junior year you do recreation and you'll randomly get it.

>>715551632
Because it is a mix of Medium + Short + Mile races.

>>715551862
recreation, procs randomly but way more likely in senior year

>>715551632
Despite only having in A in Sprint, most of her career races are Mediums, and I think at least two Longs. She only gets 2-3 Sprints in her career, IIRC.
She's generally the hardest 1 star career just because of the variety of races she has to do, while not having aptitude for any of them unless you inherit Medium/Long for her specifically.

>>715551738
stop posting her tits

>>715551801
She is very cute

>>715543865
>No one has picked ELEGANT yet

Bakushin.

>>715550138
>>715550512
why does Fenomeno have the whole cop aesthetic going on

>>715551787
Good luck, you need to get 3 on the same event, not 3 overall
>>715551862
Random chance after choosing recreation, some people say it's anytime, but others say it's only from the second year and beyond

>>715551970
How is she able to win races with a pair of mega milk floppers like these?

>>715551738
keep posting her tits

>>715543865
>only one Haru
She fell off so hard.... what went wrong?

>>715551862
Let your uma have some fun. You may get it as early as the 2nd time you do so.

>>715551897
Did you win?

>>715552070
>Good luck, you need to get 3 on the same event, not 3 overall
i WILL KILL MYSELF ?

>>715552107
Urara goes without saying.

managed a golshi run
awful skill selection

>>715551895
People who have read and liked
[Mojarin] Sumo Girl Love (Comic Kairakuten 2020-07)

>>715550191
are you a bad enough dude to drop 60 bones on one?

Is this peak physical form?

Finally started playing this weekend and I'm hooked
Did a 10 roll since I didn't have any 3*
Did I get lucky?

>>715552194
Maybe.

>>715552207
You got 4 3* in a single 10 pull of course you got lucky, asshole.

Imagine being flatter than Rice Shower.
Might as well become a man.

>>715552107
she's already beyond favorite

>>715552207
Yeah

>>715552038
>Fenomeno retired from stallion life and became a lead horse for Oiwake Farm (the horse version of the traffic).
>Another reason is from Fenomeno's trainer, Hirofumi Toda, who wore sunglasses and looked very intimidating and scary. There is a story where he took a taxi to go to Niigata racecourse, and the driver looked at him and thought he was an undercover police officer (some accounts say the driver thought he was a gang boss) and took him to Niigata Prison.
he's also apparently the least unruly and most obedient of stay gold's notable children. i'm guessing the opposite of a delinquent is a cop here

>>715552194
dumb autistic flattie

>>715552194
she's so aerodynamic…

>>715550805
why is her race outfit a school uniform if the school she actually goes to already has a school uniform?

>>715543865
So far Mayano Top Cun because I like how cute and moody she is
But I'm a total newfag so I'm not committing to any uma just yet. In particular I like Tanhauser's derpy hat

Winning the Soul > *

>>715551787
First round: always aim for the closest one
Second round: closest one or middle one
Final round: middle or last one

The speed increases in each round so I always do this.
If you still can't beat it then put a ruler over your screen so you can let go of the click when it's perfectly aligned lmao

Reminder that Silence Suzuka exclusively fucks human men much older than her.

Who should I train for sprint pvp besides bakushin?

>>715551251
>>715551402
>Idols
>Kemono horse girls
>Horse racing
what the fuck are you talking about

>>715552401
>Still trying to get 3 star Deepthroat spark
RNG is so bad sometimes...

>>715552473
haru urara meme front run

>>715539186
>37
I'm MAKING IT

>>715552473
Taiki

>>715552101
pls stop
I dont want to goon

>>715552194
yes it is

>7k carats, have barely done any stories though
is it still worth rolling on kitasan even if I won’t hit pity?

>>715552473
Maruensky

>>715552684
pity?

>>715552473
leaving out the 3* your only option would be king halo and sprint inherited air groove
everyone seems to have maruzensky though for that slot

>>715552684
Yeah, you'll get other cards

>>715552473
King Halo has natural A aptitude for it. But since you need to go into Stam for Halo's career, probably better to try and get some debuff skills on her or something to support Bakushin.

>>715552601
It's just a horse, anon. A quite large horse.

>>715551957
None of this really matters, by the way. Position aptitude only affects a WIT multiplier, which can mostly be compensated by other stats. It only matters in PVP.

What is the good way to hit A rank? I doubt 3 Speed 3 Wit or 6 Speed works everywhere

>>715552513
But she's the only dirt specialist

so can the umas drive or do they just like walk if they have to go somewhere far

>>715552684
Roll for MLB SRs, consider any Kitasen Black's a bonus.

>>715543865
goat

>>715552820
4 guts 2 wit

>>715552820
6 Wit.
Umamusume is a Wit game.

Remember that you might get more points in PvP if your umas use different tactics

Kitasan hype is a cygames shill campaign

UMA PYOI
UMA PYOI

>>715552881
Literally me.

>>715553032
redpill me on sympathy on all three racers on one category

>>715552932
I have seen people do A runs with 6 guts, but uncapping Haru Urara is bullshit long

Does /v/ prefer big or small?

>>715552879
Maruzensky has a car

kitasan banner is up

put the carats in the bag and no one gets hurt

>>715553207
i choose to get hurt.

>>715553128
small
these are the only horses I'm rolling for

kitasan banner is canceled
kitasan funds confiscated by mossad

>>715543865
Daiwa scarlet
It was love at first sight

>>715553128
VERY big

>>715538818 (OP)
Is there any way to easily check what career races my donkeys gotta run? I still have to get top 3 on the japanese derby, osaka hai and satsuki cho but have no idea what donkey I should pick to get those

>>715540579
She says 2 things and her story is more interesting than Pokke, what a wasted opportunity. I was waiting all the movie for her to finally catch that ghost or at least get really close to it, but no, nothing, nada.

>>715553289
>>715553285
>>715552797
STOP

>>715553207
>Gets Satono Diamond from gacha instead
Nothing personal, kid.

>>715552814
>position
these are distances retard, which affects TOP SPEED THE MOST IMPORTANT STAT

>>715553330
You can check on the trainee select screen when starting a run.

Does the game have any horses that aren't retired or dead?

3 hours...
ARE YOU READY?

>>715553372
I'm afraid that it's too late at this point.

>>715553330
https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters

>>715539116
So people who play Uma Musume

>>715553513
I'm scared

>>715553352
>>715540579
Sorry dude she doesn't have main character energy like Pokke and the villain spot was already taken by Tachyon.

How Support's "unique effect" works? Is this just additional percentages to what they already have?

I'm still holding my head start voucher, can't wait to use it and get a dupe the next pull

>>715553605
just BAKUSHIN

>>715553518
NO

>>715553513
>Has my spare key
>Still screams through the door to wake me up
I think Bakushin is stupid

>>715553513
3 hours until what?

>>715553513
isn't it on tomorrow's reset? this game's banner schedule makes no fucking sense

>>715553070
link to gallery?

How many Kitasans do I need to roll in order to get saved later?

>>715547134
>Kachow
Fuckin lol

>>715553487
No, because nips are incredibly superstitious and the first and last time they did that her career that looked like it might be improving after losses and injury just started going even worse with an even worse injury before retiring.

>>715554104
>the first and last time they did that her career that looked like it might be improving after losses and injury just started going even worse with an even worse injury before retiring.
Who was that?

>>715553887
3 hours until it's 24 hours until everyone who doesn't roll kitasan will quit.

>>715553929
>global version
>still runs on nippon time
Easiest way to not choose favorites between regions.

>>715554004
Only mlb will prevent testicular torsion. 3 copies migh save one ball, but not the other. Don't count on it though.

>>715554016
Is this how Silence Suzuka broke a bone and died?

Is there a club?

>>715553513
According to my timezone math isn't it like 30 hours from now?

>>715554238
multiple, all full

>>715550191
NEVER GIVE UP! Kochi Racecourse Haru Urara Hello Kitty Netsuke ( NEVER GIVE UP!高知競馬ハルウララ号ハローキティ根付け )

>know nothing of the uma and want to see them sexualized
>start to learn about them and see how cute they are and now don't want to see them sexualized
>learn a lot about uma musume and want to see many of them sexualized
explain this phenomena

>>715552107
nobody really likes urara
they just pity her
pity can only take someone so far

>>715553487
Daring Tact was added while she was still active but had to retire shortly after due to injury

>>715554238
We had like 3 /v/ clubs already but they're currently full.
Keep lurking and you might find the timing when someone makes a new club, the rewards are worth it.

>>715554165
Daring Tact. The first undefeated Triple Tiara.
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001236599

Something the background music in this game is really catchy. Like the "support card enhance" music and the "career over" theme.

>>715550191
Losing bet tickets on Haru were used as charms to ward off car collisions so it might be prudent if you are superstitious.

>200 fans off of getting the unique skill upgrade
This is the kind of shit that makes me hate Umas. If the dumb bitch had just won the race like she was SUPPOSED to this wouldn't have happened.

Special WEAK

>>715543865
girls who are one bad day from being institutionalized are my type

>>715554249
Wait, it's still 15th there?

>>715554436
I mean, if she won the triple tiara isn't that worth of becoming Uma by itself? It isn't like all umas have a clean career.

>>715554597
https://youtu.be/uwLzNfbE5mc

Post your team trial horse girls.

>>715554597
Fuck, I read that "Dyed Glue". And I don't even make the glue jokes.

>>715554320
happened to me too
>that's a pretty cute design, would lewd
>go through her career
>that was peak cgdct, would not lewd
>get to the good ending
>that was very suggestive, would lewd

>>715554651
Yes. Current UTC time lands at around 730 PM. Banner is still about 26 hours away.

I will engage in breeding sex with Agnes Tachyon.

>>715552107
I play to Win bitch. Stop horsing like a noob

If you're like me and keep getting filtered on the crane game, put a ruler up to the screen to grab the plushie right in the middle.
Got it first try doing that after getting 0 in every previous crane game.

I can't wait for the futa porn

what's the japanese word for ASDFSLKSF

>>715554398
I see, better to join some random club then

>>715554659
It’s less that, and more the superstition of “what if we cursed her after announcing her in early 2022?”.
People were also hoping for a return to form and Teio/Oguri-esque arc with her recovering and going on to win a G1 again, but instead it’s more like losing to Ai-chan is the start of a 2 year long suffering arc with no pay off.

>>715554836
The thumbnail on this image made me think she had four legs, centaur style, but still human legs instead of horse.

>>715554875
???

>>715554936
Some random clubs can be kinda bad, they don't share shoes and their fan count (the ones you get when you win races) are stagnated.
Finding the right club might be a bit hit and miss, but hey, you could just get your hands dirty and make a club yourself to shamelessly advertise it here, it isn't like people are against it.

>>715543865
MyQueen

>>715554875
>hunting for the mission with urara
>spamming recreation
>had to go two runs before I get the chance
>Fuck up my first try
>Get a threefer on the second try

>>715554875
The crane game fucking sucks! Even if you managed to grab the plushies, you still need to go through one more layer of RNG...

Takeshi isn't gonna like this...

>>715554949
Looking at Daring Heart's design, it does feel like she could be the protagonists of Season 4 or something.
In any case, I guess Cygames will stick to adapting Cinderella Gray for now, that should take multiple seasons.

>>715538818 (OP)
>infirmary three times in a row to get rid of one debuff
>a debuff i got for fucking resting
yea I uninstalled, this shit is nothing but luck based and it becomes more clear the more you try to optimize runs and im sure it will become way more cancer with power creep. No fucking thank you.

>>715554964
I can see it.
>>715554894
Might be the same, depending on the current character settings on their keyboard.

>Haru jobbing on the ONE race she needs to win
>set her to front runner
>fucking clears everyone
What is this fucking nonsense

>>715555264
>t.witlet

>>715552881
I think this scene alone from cingrey was more gut wrenching than S2

>>715555210
meant *Daring Tact

>>715547462
this artist is great

>>715555284
Man, there ain't nothing like Uma ass

>>715555287
Don't question it

>>715555339
Nope, my Wit always ended up in B to A range. Wit won't save you from RNG. Nothing will because this game is dogshit. The players are gonna start dropping fast the more people catch on.

>>715555210
Daring Tact the one who fights bears in the wilderness, not Daring Heart with her slutty chest mole and hip cut out to show off her thong strap.

If you're in /v/ma, there's a Bakushin-only race happening, go join.

Objectively, how do human women compete with Umas?

>>715555579
Not everyone likes athletes, I guess?

I really like those two retards

>>715555579
put on a hat and trick men into thinking you're an umamusume

>>715555163
I just finished a crane game where I grabbed 5 plushies from the middle lol

>>715555553
hmmmm no

>>715555264
Quit while you're ahead and haven't spent any money on the game.

The gameplay loop once you've figured out how to consistently win careers is just running the same careers over and over and over hoping that the sparks pick the right stat you were looking for, and still only having a chance of getting a 3 star spark after the initial 20% odds. You are not built for this level of RNG. You expect to get the good RNG one time out of twenty runs or something.