JACKPOT

>>715541369 (OP)
Did they die ?

>>715541369 (OP)

Why didn't he have a deadman's switch?

>>715541369 (OP)
>Dante is the only /v/ hitman to actually find Epstein’s room
Kek

>requires credits to gen videos now
fuck you chinks

>>715541369 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/o2l9qt.mp4

continued from before

Requesting a Tifa or Cloud one

my favorite is the avatar last airbender one

>>715541686
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
>HE AINT MY BOY, BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY

>>715541891
make a new google account and use a random name

What's this a parody of?

A lot of interesting shit seemed to happen on my 33rd birthday...

>>715542083
the new genshin character

>>715542061
that's baddass

>>715541945
Give my man a drink!

>>715542083
genshin character

>>715541757
He did, it's what you're seeing play out right now with the coverup. Although it's not so much his deadman switch as it is his handlers.

>>715542083
genshin character

>>715541757
my guess is they got to it before they got to him
probably someone very annoyed being held down by him and they finally took care of them problem and found it and then took him out too

>>715542083
genshin impact

>>715542061
Is that Caleb

>>715542061

>>715541945
>Terminator turns into Peter Weller

Explain why did trump want to release the files before getting elected but backed down now?
Was he just being a populist and saying what people wanted to hear?

>>715541945
What the fuck

>>715542367
Always has been.

Requesting the agent 47 one where he walks out disguised.

>>715542367
>Was he just being a populist and saying what people wanted to hear?
what do you think bucko?

>>715542061
Canon

>>715542367
He probably read the files and noticed a lot of his friends names in there

>>715542464

>>715542367
>Was he just being a populist and saying what people wanted to hear?
unlikely

>>715542367
The orange also said he'd build a wall, yet it's never actually manifested. It was always talk, dems are on the list but so are repubs. all elites are required to partake in heinous shit to join the top.

>>715542367
If you listen to what he said previously about releasing the JFK stuff, someone had asked him not to and he said that he agreed to that.
My guess is someone powerful asked him again not to release it and he's obliging because he owes them favors.

>>715542367
>Was he just being a populist and saying what people wanted to hear?
yeah he wasn't thinking too far ahead. there's way too many politicians and shadow billionaires on the list

>>715542367
He's literally a businessman first, and the best businessmen are complete liars, he literally won because he said he would focus on america first and get rid of illegals, while he's giving amnesty to said illegals and pushing h-1b shit while cutting funds, because it's way cheaper to have slaves using gpt than actual haard working americans

>>715542367
Same reason democrats want to release the files now but didn't when they were in power.
Because you are a dumb retard who believes politicians.

>>715541369 (OP)

>>715542367
He did it to trick you retards into voting for him and now that he's in power and his bill passed he doesn't have to pretend he's not a child rapist anymore.

Requesting Eggman breaking him out

>>715541965
I know there's a Sephiroth one, though I haven't saved it

>>715542565
I was expecting the gay black one but was pleasantly surprised

>>715542810
Anon...
>>715542293

suggesting something with Jack Black being obviously Jack Black

>>715541686
LOL HOLY SHIT

>>715542783
someone posted that earlier
I think it was somewhere in here >>715516834

>>715542810
It's already been posted

>>715542863
Didn't check the thread before replying, I'm retarded

>>715542783
See >>715520365

>>715542367
bibi said he will release pissgate video if trump releases epstein list.

>>715542958
this is the actual unedited footage

>>715542976
the egg bot is cool!

>>715542367
>Was he just being a populist and saying what people wanted to hear?
This but I also believe that releasing the client list would doom the West since every western leader is probably in there, and Trump just doesn't want to be the one to pull the pin on the inevitable grenade.

>>715541942
https://youtu.be/LMKQ66mHieY?si=kdOsXSatXJlSDTQ2

>>715541369 (OP)

>>715542783
>ALL SYSTEMS FULL POWER

you fucking idiots, this isn't even his cell. his cell isn't directly visible in the camera footage. retards.

>>715543338
YOSH

>>715543247
kek

>>715542123
>>715542170
>>715542224
>>715542275
No wonder. I don't play Genshin so I didn't get it.

>>715543360
>stating it for the 10th time
really? wow

>>715543247
GEP GUN

>>715543360
Nobody cares

>>715543136
What would the dark world of Epstein's prison look like?

>>715543423
stop avatafagging then

Need one with a doomguy.

>>715542061
Mmmm wouldn't wanna mess with that guy.

>>715543338
>e.g.g.m.a.n. playing loudly
>GET A LOAD OF THIS
>*BOOM*
>YOSH!
this one and the deus ex one desperately need sound

>be multimillionaire
>be very educated and cultured and industrious
>rub shoulders with the top brass of politics, research, etc.
>you can spend your money and time doing close to anything you want
>you choose to traffic teenage girls and have sex with them
there's really nothing more important in life to most men, huh?

>>715543530
>avatarfagging

>>715541686
>be Jeffrey Epstein
>locked up in your cell
>you know they're going to kill you, you have too much blackmail on them, you just don't know how
>you sit in your cell
>awaiting your doom
>it's tearing you up inside, not knowing how you will go
>will it hurt?
>will it be quick?
>as you're tortured by your own thoughts, you hear a crash in the distance, and a noise getting closer
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>715543428
my fucking sides are in orbit KEK

>>715541369 (OP)
Requesting MGSV venom snake fultoning him

>>715543247
https://files.catbox.moe/uh5hwm.mp4

>>715543428
I cannot remember the last time I laughed this fucking hard

trump rapes kids
thank you for your attention on this matter

>>715542279
The best one.

>>715544141
All politicians do.

>>715544141
proof?

>>715543428
Without question the best one

>>715542958
>[*Hava Nagila intensifies*]

requesting rorschach entering alone followed by blood leaking out from beneath the door

>>715542279
There is no contest this is the best one. Don't even bother posting others

>>715541686
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>715544141
>we are all God's children, every single one of us
>tfw surrounded by literally billions of pedos every goddamned day

>>715544051
Perfecto

>>715541757
Why would he need a deadman's switch if he's not dead?

>>715544667
they work if the user gets compromised in general, jut necessarily dead

>>715542367
they gave him the files and he saw how much leverage the US had over the world

>>715541686
LOL

>>715542367
Because it would have information that would expose how Mossad allowed and organized mass child rape for their 9000 iq spy schemes. The goy cannot know.

Best I could do

>>715543247
>>>/wsg/5923912
Someone made an edit with sounds

That isn't even the room he was in.

>>715545042
Avergae father/son activities

If Dromfp is innocent, why not just release the files and clear his name?

>>715542367
>why did the politican lie
i wonder
also the list is all people who would kill him if he released it and dear friends of his (who would also kill him if he released it)

>>715545118
cool it with the antisemitism

If KRUMPF is guilty, why not release the files when their puppet (Biden) was in power to completely destroy his campaign?

>>715545118
>Y--y-y--y-y-y-you d-d-d-d-on't g-g-get it!!! I-if his n-name was o-on the l-list, B-Biden would've released it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>715545042
russian tf2

>STAYVUN THE LIST WAS FOUND IN YOUT POSSESSIONS, STAYVUN! YER IN BIG TROUBLE STAYVUN! NO MORE /V/ POSTING FOR YOU!

>>715542061
>no chokeslam at the end
oh please, you were soo close to having easily the best one in the entire thread, but you BLEW IT.

>>715545248
both of them rape kids

>>715542367
no shit. he knew he and his buddies were in there. the plan was always to use it as a part of his campaign, then once in office "woops nothing really there, forget about it"

to be fair, dems are also in there, likely clinton. so dems also didnt want to release them under biden

>>715543136
My favorite one.

why are democrats pretending to care about the epstein files when they had 4 years to initiate an investigation but didn't? reminder that he died in 2019.

KEVIN NASH RAPED JEFFREY EPSTEIN!!! IN THE SUMMER OF '92!

>>715545435
>muh red team blue team

>>715545379
the AI still cant really handle violence (or is trained against it really) so
i suppose a chokeslam at the end was prompted and that weird scuffle was what came out

They literally did the same thing to DavidParkerRay. But back then no one gave a fucking shit because it was easier to just silence these people in jail without anyone noticing.
The guy had a ton of clients and friends attending his parties.

>>715541369 (OP)
>>715541686
>>715541698
AI is leading to a world of lies

>>715541686
Fucking lol
That's actually the best one so far

>>715542279
>>715543428
Easily the best ones, best /v/ thread in a long while

>>715541686
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>715543428
I don't get it.

>>715543664
when you can have everything, nothing satisfies you, so you turn to what you can't have

>>715545462

>>715545615
Yo mama!

>>715542367
>Was he just being a populist and saying what people wanted to hear?
pretty much, all the real evidence has been buried now, except for the r@pe footage itself, and that isn't really enough to prosecute anymore. Epstein having a flight log means nothing either, you can't convict someone for taking a flight, there is simply not enough evidence to prosecute.

You can waste alot of taxpayer money and jail them all for a year or 2 over process crimes, but thats something Trump campaigned on stopping, because it was done to him.

You need the girls in question, on the videos being abused, to be testifying on the stand against the guys in the video, which will simply not happen in 99+% of scenarios. Thats why its being buried, its just too damn hard to sort out, and frankly the sex trafficking network systems have long since moved on from Epsteins setup.

>>715542464
LOL, this one competes with the mr bean one kek.

i think you should kill yourself epstein

>>715543428
My fucking sides...

Here is some yt that prob just stole bunch of shit but its kinda funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YryOIOrYs90

>>715545647
>Not changing the 46 to 92

>>715543428
>>715545615
Oh, now I get it. Yeah, this is a really good one.

Chaos

>>715545118
Because it's not his name alone that needs hiding?

>>715545470
erm MY team of pedophiles may be pedophiles but at least they aren't YOUR pedophiles.

>>715545775
I tried. It read that as making the door in the back 911 for some reason

>>715541686
>two steering wheels
Lol for some reason

My favourite from the last thread

>>715545462
Can I get a stone cold going for a handshake than doing his signature on epstein?

>>715545884
>You want your freedom, take it

Somebody do the cell door being blasted off from the inside, then Epstein comes out with half his face blown off before suddenly dropping like Gus in breaking bad

>>715541369 (OP)
>janny deletes the AI epstein cell VIDEO GAME threads not once but twice
>dall-e /vg/ styled threads are allowed to be up 24/7, with the same few braindead anons generating isabelle, paula or nintendo princess art
>no doubt this one will be gone too
Why can we not have fun with AI for once yet they get to stay for two years without any repercussions?

>>715542367
He probably thought he could just release the parts that make democrats look bad. When he learned if any of it comes out it all comes out, including the parts with him in it, he tried to bury it.

>>715544051
You should add Jaime saying well done at the end

>>715545736
>oy vey goyim nothing can be done about politicians raping kids for decades, case closed!
innocent until proven guilty quickly becomes guilty until proven innocent in the eyes of the public

>>715545889
that's not what he's saying.
the reason the list is not being disclosed is that the names of the people who actually run the united states (this has nothing to do with democrat/republican dichotomy) are on it.
it has not mattered for decades who americans vote for. the puppeteers run the country (and all the western world) and they are the ones on the list.

>>715542990
you know that the pissgate story was cooked up by an anon on 4chan, right? the original story was cooked up by an anon, in a thread mocking the media for how easily they push absurd lies. Just saying.

>>715543360
we all know, we dont care, AI is not sophisticated enough to use the bottom floor, so we're compromising here for the gag.

nobody steals our kids and lives

>>715545118
Cuz he isn’t innocent. Who’d have thought the sex predator would have something to hide?

>>715543241
Why does it look so much like Mads Mikkelsen?

>>715541369 (OP)
idgi

>>715542367
Reminder that Trump said in a 90s interview that if he ran for president he'd run as a Republican because he thinks Republicans are fucking retards that will believe anything

>>715544051
This is what AI was made for.

I AM TUROK!

>>715546261
Looks more like Vanilla Ice

>>715542565
>The eleventh one
Hmm, I'd have thought the Twelfth one would be the one willing to kill a guy. I know the Fifth and the Ninth would have smoked him no problem.

>>715545939
kek

>>715546184
I don't get this one, what am I supposed to be seeing?

>>715545118
To play the devil's advocate(?), holding the list gives him great power over everyone on it, including a bunch of dems and even his own underlings, so maybe he just does not want to let go of the leash as well...

>>715546287
Because the AI judged that Madds would be the perfect pick to portray that character as a real life person.

>>715546369

>>715546261
looks more like bart simpson

>>715546369

>>715546369
KEK

>715546310
false quote tranny. He never said it, find a link. Oh, and get a real job loser.

>>715546261
based Nukem.

>>715546369
I CAN HEAR IT
FUCK

>>715546369
KEK

>>715546584
meant for
>>715542367

we've had a few mario ones, but how about a bowser one.

>>715542367
he didn't realize how important Epstein's blackmail network was to zionists when he said all that stuff but that list is probably a who's who of people who helped get him elected in return for obedience to Israel

>>715545773
>Filthy Frank
I miss him

>>715546079
irrelevant, do you think anyones happy about the Diddlers verdict this week? they wanted him declared guilty, he wasnt. Better to not bother, especially because when you do this against a rich pedo, he will simply counter-sue you when the DoJ loses the case, which could open up all sorts of issues in the future when it comes to prosecuting pedo networks.

Yankee muttmerican justice system is a broken farce, and protects the rich. Thats the problem.

>>715546480
Sure, but a big chunk of the people that voted for him voted because he promised to release said list, INCLUDING the most radical MAGA heads out there. This is a massive blow to his popularity and potential to govern in the future if he doesn't find a great excuse. Which, to be fair, isn't a big deal since unless they change the constituion, this is his last run as a president, so he might just be gathering all the resources he can so when he eventually leaves, he's set for (the rest of his short) life.

>>715545507
what is it about ai that causes people to open their eyes for the first time? its already entirely lies.

>>715546241
>you know that the pissgate story was cooked up by an anon on 4chan, right?
yes. I was the one who made it up, as a joke. just like I made up bibi having pissgate vhs to blackmail trump with. as a joke. you fucking spaz.

>>715546584
>such a pathetic coward that he won't even directly reply
how ironic, that's the most tranny play in the book

>>715546730
>oy vey don't bother
how about I call every amerimutt politician a child rapist from now on lol, you can't prove me wrong until the list is released

>Americans condemn pedophilia the loudest
>They're all pedos looking out for one another
Please nuke clapistan already.

>>715542464
Kek.

Anybody wanna make a Kenshiro one? I have no clue how this works.

>>715546043
>dall-e /vg/ styled threads are allowed to be up 24/7, with the same few braindead anons generating isabelle, paula or nintendo princess art
>nintendo
You answered it yourself.

>>715546861
a tale as old as time

>>715546369

>>715546861
About half of America knew he was lying. The other half is retarded enough to believe anything

>>715546821
The point he's making is: "So what?"
So what if you think every single politician is a child rapist? There's only two parties and if you want to engage in politics at a national level, that's what you have to pick. The average american can't even fathom the possibility of creating a new party at this point. Elon is trying, but I doubt it will get anywhere without a solid platform being a twitter post he retweeted.

>>715546980
>DrPizza
>pedo
who writes this shit

>>715541945
the rare Terminator Sidaris cut