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Anonymous No.715554216 [Report] >>715554321 >>715554337 >>715554350 >>715554484 >>715554736 >>715555167 >>715555507 >>715555523 >>715555568 >>715555601 >>715556341 >>715556668
Why are gamers so afraid of sex?
Films, mini series, tv shows and books do not have such problems. You regularly see people engage in sexual relations without it being fringe or weird content. You do not even have to be explicit about it. You don't have to show the blowjob. You can just have a cutscene, show players enough to understand where it's going and cut off at the point when the girls kneels in front of him and you hear her opening the zipper of the trousers. Afterwards you can show her leaving the scene and wipe her mouth.

That is not explicit. It depicts sex. It's what you might see in a movie. But gamers for some reason FREAK OUT, when characters have sex. Why? I do not understand it.
Anonymous No.715554321 [Report]
>>715554216 (OP)
because it reminds us of the complete lack of intimacy in our personal lives.
Anonymous No.715554337 [Report]
>>715554216 (OP)
BG3 did just fine with sex scenes aside from weirdos who obsessed over a bear
Anonymous No.715554342 [Report] >>715555167 >>715555278
if a woman looks at you like this run immediately
women are not worth the trouble bros
Anonymous No.715554350 [Report]
>>715554216 (OP)
didnt read. that woman looks like she ate a huge pile of shit though
Anonymous No.715554392 [Report]
because most people think video games as childrens toys
Anonymous No.715554424 [Report]
ETHAN WILL RETURN!
(AND PANTIES WILL BE DROPPED!)
Anonymous No.715554446 [Report]
America is a weird place. It was founded by puritans who hate the idea of sex, but it's a deeply degenerate and bloated country with too much opulence and luxury. Sex is both a common commodity and a heinous crime.
Anonymous No.715554484 [Report] >>715555167
>>715554216 (OP)
Sex is gross
Anonymous No.715554736 [Report]
>>715554216 (OP)
>Films, mini series, tv shows and books
Are all fucking SHIT now because they're being made for retarded bitch whores who try to make up for having no personalities with sex and consumerism.
Anonymous No.715554952 [Report]
because i dont play games to cum
Anonymous No.715555167 [Report] >>715555290 >>715555312 >>715555408 >>715555523 >>715555570 >>715555598 >>715555637 >>715555745 >>715557075
>>715554216 (OP)
>>715554342
>>715554484
How do you get girls to look at you like this?
Anonymous No.715555229 [Report]
Before anybody asks, there is no full image. That's all there is.
Anonymous No.715555278 [Report]
>>715554342
Don't worry, i'm like a ghost to them
Anonymous No.715555290 [Report] >>715555861 >>715555941
>>715555167
Be Black
Anonymous No.715555312 [Report]
>>715555167
Step 1 is to be naturally handsome and charismatic. Let me know when you're done with that and I'll tell you step 2.
Anonymous No.715555408 [Report] >>715555598
>>715555167
>How do you get girls to look at you like this?
>be 6'3
>have a German accent (or from some other "exotic" >European country)
>have single-digit bodyfat percentage
>dress nice, smell nice
and congratz, you are now in the top 5% of Human males and the female hivemind is happy to give you unlimited chances to procreate with one of them
Anonymous No.715555484 [Report]
it reminds them of their /v/irginity and they get irrationally mad about it
Anonymous No.715555507 [Report]
>>715554216 (OP)
Dragon Age Veilguard had a companion talk about gender/sex stuff, and that was turned into anti-marketing for the game, probably costing tens of thousands of sales.
Anonymous No.715555523 [Report] >>715555598
>>715555167
>>715554216 (OP)
Anonymous No.715555568 [Report]
>>715554216 (OP)
Implied sex is giga cringe le "mature" shit
I want 10 minutes of explicit boning, nakadashi, and show it spilling out of her. Just like my JAVs. But this industry is far too cowardly to give me what I want
Anonymous No.715555570 [Report]
>>715555167
Step 1: be handsome
Step 2: have money
Anonymous No.715555598 [Report]
>>715555167
>>715555408
>>715555523
women owe me sex and love
/co/nspirator No.715555601 [Report]
>>715554216 (OP)
>You don't have to show the blowjob. You can just have a cutscene, show players enough to understand where it's going and cut off at the point when the girls kneels in front of him and you hear her opening the zipper of the trousers. Afterwards you can show her leaving the scene and wipe her mouth
That's called "closed door" scenes.
>Why?
Realistic violence and love are basically the two things that makes something mature enough for it to be considered art.
Games struggle at being considered art. They are still slop for children.
Companies know that kids are those who buy vidyas, so they are not interested in making something greater.
Since you need a lot of money to make a vidya, we'll only get cartoon violence and love.
Anonymous No.715555637 [Report] >>715555689 >>715556286 >>715557541
>>715555167
I've been and hung out with girls sometimes that look at me like that but I realize that a relationship between us wouldn't work because i'm such an incompatible miserable mess of a human being and I won't fit within of what they expect from me.
Anonymous No.715555689 [Report]
>>715555637
/co/nspirator No.715555745 [Report]
>>715555167
Speak to them while they ovulate.
Anonymous No.715555861 [Report]
>>715555290
that's not a nig nog though
Anonymous No.715555889 [Report]
Why are porn addicts so obnoxious and loud?
Anonymous No.715555908 [Report]
it's not your fault anon
Anonymous No.715555941 [Report]
>>715555290
highest divorce and abuse rate
you'll be making single moms

also you're a brown cuck
Anonymous No.715556216 [Report]
>>715555555
Anonymous No.715556229 [Report]
Imagine a game or movie where there's a handsome white male protagonist and a cute but demonic eldritch abomination falls hopelessly in love with him, but the only issue is he's already got a slightly less cute living human girlfriend. That would be kino.
Anonymous No.715556286 [Report] >>715556837
>>715555637
Good job figuring that out BEFORE you have a catastrophic relationship that you end because you realize you can't fulfill her expectation of normalcy.
Haha!
Anonymous No.715556341 [Report]
>>715554216 (OP)
>gamers
No, not gamers. PRETEND gamers and woketards who dont fit in, but want to and only know how to bring their shit brains into the mix.

Know the difference.
Anonymous No.715556668 [Report]
>>715554216 (OP)
You’re expecting way too much, we JUST got to the point where we can start having attractive women in games again
Anonymous No.715556837 [Report]
>>715556286
a lot of women aren't normal they're either too posh, degenerate, mentally ill, or a fucked up mixture of all 3.
Anonymous No.715557075 [Report] >>715557898
>>715555167
>MFW I kinda look like John Mayer
>instant Chad Lite Mode
It feels good, lads!

It's obvious that John Mayer is better looking than me, but his penis is much smaller than mine so that's why his relationships with women keep ending so unexpectedly!

Let's see. Being a Giga Chad who's rich and famous and having a small penis OR being a 7/10 Chad Lite who has a big penis? I pick the latter!

https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/celebrities-with-small-penises-113690/
Anonymous No.715557541 [Report] >>715558531
>>715555637
buck it the fuck up stop being a bitch your life isn't that bad and whatever trauma story you have in your mind is pussy shit act like an adult and grow up this is actual advice by the way not like just fucking with you. grow up and buck up. no one is going to make you happy but you. stop wallowing and being a pussy and smile more. get the fuck over yourself even if bad shit happened to you tomorrow is in your hands.enjoy your fucking life because bad shit happens to all of us. get over it because if you're alive in 20 years you're going to regret not just moving on
Anonymous No.715557898 [Report]
>>715557075
gayest post ive seen today. and i clicked on the tranny threads
Anonymous No.715558431 [Report]
I'm starting to grow tired of porn, both mentally and physically I think I'm developing ED at 26
>inb4 just stop watching
Anonymous No.715558531 [Report] >>715558986
>>715557541
>your life isn't that bad
yes it is
Anonymous No.715558986 [Report] >>715559329
>>715558531
okay be a pussy about it then but when you hit your 30s try to like buck up and grow up and realize that everyone goes through bad shit and your suffering doesn't make you special. that's teenage angst shit. i know mfs who are bipolar, schizo, were abused as kids, been raped, etc shit that affects them on the daily for sure mentally. and they all have that pain but they don't go I'm too damaged for love. You're just scared and immature. i dont really care about whatever your individual situation is because we all have bullshit in our lives but brother you really need to stop whining about your own life and go live
Anonymous No.715559329 [Report]
>>715558986
Well put, all the cringe posting mentally ill children on /v/ need to read your post.