Thread 715563230 - /v/ [Archived: 326 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:25:55 PM No.715563230
PeekeyKong
PeekeyKong
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Why are you so triggered by a redesign? I have never been this excited for a Donkey Kong product before.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:27:06 PM No.715563321
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>>715563230 (OP)
Because they made him woke
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:28:15 PM No.715563397
>>715563321
I don't even know what "woke" means anymore
It's a cartoon ape that beats up pirate lizards who steal his bananas
What is there to be woke about?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:31:27 PM No.715563654
>>715563230 (OP)
He looks like a Minion.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:31:31 PM No.715563662
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>>715563397
it's just another "SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!" situation

the redesign was to make DK be able to emote more, if the game was actually woke the big monkey man wouldn't be running around with a little girl.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:32:43 PM No.715563753
OutsideDirectors
OutsideDirectors
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>>715563654
Maybe because the Minions guy is now a co-director of Nintendo as a company and advises them on what to do.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:33:53 PM No.715563851
>>715563397
Leftoids and third worlders started calling everything woke this year because they think it's a magic word that makes everyone else do whatever they want. Sort of like how people use "racist."
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:35:23 PM No.715563954
>>715563321
they made him look more like a monkey and less like a nigger

thats woke as anti racist and based because it means fewer nigger depictions
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:40:59 PM No.715564408
>>715563851
you are mega ultra giga retarded
jesus christ stop being stupid on purpose
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:42:50 PM No.715564563
>>715563230 (OP)
I dont like this Pepe.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:50:41 PM No.715565089
>>715563753
Yes