Thread 715576105

I have gotten an OBJECT! Let's see what it is, featuring a lizard.

>>715576105 (OP)
We must first cut open the box with the handy cutter I stole from Thrifty Foods.

>>715576105 (OP)
if this is actually a custom plush like it says on the package and not a dragon dildo out of nowhere you are a failure

>>715576228
Oh shit...

>>715576105 (OP)
I miss my beardie, he was the same color as yours

>>715576330
what is the dragons name

abandon thread
op is a faggot

>>715576105 (OP)
>>715576148
Nice lizard
I had a bearded dragon when i was in high school. I still miss my boy.

She is here!
>>715576340
Honestly best little buddy I've ever had. I love taking her on walks and just having her ride on my shoulder.
>>715576393
Lad. Named her as a baby so I didn't know she was a girl yet.

>>715576105 (OP)
>from Ukraine
>to Canada
I don't know what your originally ordered but what's actually inside may be a tightly packed draft-dodging femboy. You should let him out quickly!

The women are pensive about each other...

>>715576446
bearded dragon and a lady bow plush is pretty based

There she fucking sits. This can now devolve into a boo thread or maybe a lizard thread or something I dunno.

And there SHE fucking sits, doing her chinese cowboy impression at me.
Yes she has substrate on the other side of her tank, she just has glass over here to cool down on since it's summer time.

cute lizard

Cum on the lizard and post results.

>>715577142
Alright by my cum looks like a tiny lego hat, sorry.

>>715576105 (OP)
>eastern europe
if thats a bearded dragon its insane that such a creature is being sold over there.

>>715577186
You might want to see a doctor about that.

>he has a stupid ugly lizard instead of having a beautiful intelligent chinchilla or a beautiful intelligent rabbit
Tsk tsk!

>>715577186
>lego hat lizard
I think I've seen you post this lizard in different threads
Either that or this is a trend
either way, I like your lizard anon, she's cool

>>715577327
I mean I also have a cat but he's a dumb idiot who's afraid of the lizard, despite her not actually being aggressive towards him at all and being five times her size. I just tried to get a picture of him and Bow but he ran away.
>>715577336
I posts the boos in the retardy threads, and sometimes my lizard comes up.

>>715577327
oh yeah!? WELL YOU'RE STUPID AND UGLY!!!

>>715576105 (OP)
Healthy looking bearded. Used to have 2 of them. Wish they lasted longer. Maybe when my kids get older I'll see if they care and get another. Easier than dogs.

>>715576105 (OP)
I know where you live. They are coming soon.

This made me smile

>>715577327
>chinchillas and rabbits
>intelligent
meme or gay?
they're both retarded
graceful or something might be a better adjective for them

>>715577858
But look, this one is a gamer! It knows exactly how to play fighting games!

>>715578059
that's a pretty skilled 'chilla you got there anon
but I bet it still has a low ELO

>>715576105 (OP)
>putting a pet on top of an object i intend to take a picture of and show

Effeminate behavior. At least it wasn't a cat.

Great lizard and great thread

nice lizard

>>715578216
>wojak nigger hates gamer kots
shocking.

DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING CONTENT HAS BEEN DEEMED MIND-SHATTERING. REFRAIN FROM OPENING THE SPOILER IF YOUR MIND IS TOO WEAK.

>>715578284
What the fuck is this real?

/v/ sure likes bearded dragons

>>715578284
What in the goddamn

Where did you get the plush from? It's cute

>>715578396
I grow carrots in my garden just to give the leaves to her. It works pretty well.
>>715578538
Etsy. Just google Lady Bow Plush.

>>715578495
A 40 g is also way too small, 4 x 2 minimum. A reptile's living space being too big is also a myth, if you're keeping something on the shy side or as a juvenile it's just a matter of having enough clutter to make them feel comfortable

>>715576526
Invest in a vacuum.

>>715578059
probably a grapplefag

>>715578872
Surprised you're the first one to call me out on my dirty-ass floor and walls.

HAH we don't have many pet lizzards that large here. But I have a ton of the little buggers running around my garden (about 2-3 inches long).

Your lizard reminds me of the one at the start of Cyberpunk.

Who cares are you going to fuck the plush or not

>>715578825
and so on...

>>715578842
I'd imagine Japs try to keep them is smaller space because they live in small appartment themselves.

>>715579189
Japan is pretty awful when it comes to animal welfare, I went to one of those exotic pet cafes on vacation and it was so depressing it ruined my mood for the whole day

>>715578396
very off putting anime style

Is that a le heckin' bearded dragon? Better make sure he doesn't shoot blood from his eyes at your shiny new plushie.

>>715578216
you will never be happy you bitter pathetic loser

>>715576148
you stole a box opener?

>>715578281
>gamer kots
Is this another word for transgender person

>>715578284
the nimble shrew

>>715578216
Nigga shut the fuck up

>>715579558
Sort of accidently, yes. I had it for my job and when I left I had brought it home with me accidentally.
>>715579557
Shartyfags know this, yes. They are perpetually miserable so they want everyone else to be like them.

>>715579587
>is also tranny obsessed
I almost have a bingo
No it's a name for a cute cat that sleeps in your lap while you play video games.
You come to a video game board on an anime website and see people talk about cats and other animals and think about mutilated penises
You're sick and I hope you get help

I wish /an/ wasn't a horrible board filled with degenerate furfags and porn addicts

>>715576446
>Lad. Named her as a baby so I didn't know she was a girl yet.
Same shit happened with my leopard gecko. Gave her a boy's name despite her being too small to learn what gender she was only to find out later that she's a girl. Not being able to tell what their gender is when they're juveniles/infants is one of the few curses of small reptiles

>>715579750
>No it's a name for a cute cat that sleeps in your lap while you play video games.
So you're trans then

>>715579759
>so instead I come to /v/
anon...

>>715579759
99% of my animal folders, which is 3561 files, is from /v/.

>>715577327
Never underestimate the intelligence of reptiles

>stealth /an/ thread
here's my cat
he's fat

>>715579856
animal threads on /v/ are unironically better than /an/
i dont care about the board rules im not a pussy

>>715579902
>i dont care about the board rules im not a pussy
that's not what I was getting at, I was making a joke that /v/ is also filled with degenerate porn addicts

>>715579898
eyyy, Tony! Badda bing badda boom! I'm purrin' 'ere!

>>715578396
Is this drawn by the succubus (male) guy?

>>715579497
you could say this particular artist is an acquired taste

I gave away my pug of 12 years to a pug rescue place because we couldn't take care of her anymore. This is the last picture I ever took of her.

I don't think he cares for her.

>>715579982
yeah, Gujira

>>715579587
you have mental problems anon

>>715579983
acquired by what audience?

>>715580561
Homosex gay niggas.

>>715580350
And you have toxotransmosis

>>715580619
What about straight men that have relationships with women, but anal in the ass with men?

>>715580767
Oh that's perfectly fine.

>>715576105 (OP)
I miss my lizard

>>715576105 (OP)
Cute lizard
Man I want a blue tongue skink.

>>715581191
They're not very cuddly, at least not as much as bearded dragons, since they don't like being high up.

>>715576446
>>715579760
Why didn't you just ask it?

>>715581316
She's just not very talkative, Patrick.

>>715580619
Misleading, most of his doujins are straight, the gay stuff is just more (in)famous because memes. And he lives up to the reputation even here...

>>715577327
Rodent and lagomorphs don't live long so they make for poor pets

>>715578216
based post
>>715578281
>>715579557
>>715579658
embarrassing posts

Cute thread good thread

>>715576105 (OP)
It’s horse dildo isn’t it….

fuck off attention whore

>>715576105 (OP)
new pc ignore pablo ahh

is there a hole in the boo or do you plan to make one

>>715577327
Most lizardfags are complete sociopaths, if he actually got animals like the ones you're suggesting he would likely fed them to his dumb lizard, alive.

>>715576105 (OP)
i think your dog is retarded

>>715577327
I had a bearded dragon and whenever I took it out near the cats, they were weary of it and I’d the dragon so much as flinched, they’d freak out and scramble away. My lizard had aura.

this is a very 2013 coded thread

what happened to the whimsy here, we used to have fun alongside the 9 layers of ironic shitposting, not just the latter

>>715576105 (OP)
>>715576148
My dream is to have a lizard fren

>>715582210
Real, I showed up in 2012 to force thick thursday threads

>>715582047
Can't speak for lizard owners but classmate kept snakes and the gleam in her eyes when she was feeding them live mice made me little worried.

>>715582289
Just get one and feed it properly every day and interact with it. Mine knows who I am now, since she stopped licking me every time I put my hand near her, which means she isn't testing if I'm food or not. She's also never gotten angry at me by darkening or puffing up her beard.

>>715579898
this motherfucker's got a silver chain

>>715578396
Wait a moment I know that artstyle...
>It's by fucking Gujira
HE WENT LEGIT???

>>715582686
Kinda, this is his second "legit" serialized mangas, but he never stopped doing hentai.

>>715582563
Gold, actually

What's going on in this thread?

>>715583069
what a pimp

>>715578396
Damn right I do!

>>715582210
We got old and cynical. Get off my lawn you damn kids

This is a very good thread, thank you /an/bros.
Also lady bow is great. The sassy smirk isn't really her thing (she rarely smiled in general), so the plush's face makes me think more of Goombella, but ah well.
Bow was always one of my favorite PM64 characters but I can't say that anymore because Boo/Orbfuckers ruin everything

>>715583216
Nothin'.

>>715582526
You sound like prey.

>>715579267
kek

>>715576105 (OP)
cute lizard.

>>715584596
In a way I was, but the only time the prospect of getting gobbled up was in serious consideration her mom got back home early.

>>715578281
Toxotransmosis moment

I want everyone in here to tell their pets I hate them

Thanks for coming to my dumb thread, this is the first one of these I've done. See you all during retardy.

>>715581316
Leopard geckos basically have two brain cells. If a leopard gecko could talk and you ask her what gender she is she'd probably spend 30 minutes trying to wrap her brain around the question before finally saying "I'm hungry, you give food now?"

>>715579878
>what >>715577327 is gonna see in his last moments tonight

>>715585938
I want everyone in here to tell this anon that he's a faggot

>>715576105 (OP)
can you potty train reptiles?
do they shit solid turds or supercritial diarrhea?

>>715588003
they have a cloaca like birds, so its a slurry of poop and urine

>>715579759
thanks for reminding me to bookmark the current webm thread

>>715588003
They have poops but the urine comes out as white chalky rocks

>>715580758
>>715579587
>>715578216
>>715581594
https://files.catbox.moe/6iulko.mp4

>>715588562
Okay

>>715588562
>there's an entire 4chan clone based on basedjaks
bleak

>>715582047
Most of the common pet lizards are insectivores, herbivores, or omnivores that eat greens and insects you dumb nigger. If you put a chinchilla in a terrarium with a gecko I guarantee you that the gecko would just be scared shitless of it and try to hide from it

>>715576105 (OP)
Based reptile enjoyer

>>715588562
>there are children on 4chan
This is sad news.

>>715582047
>feeding a rabbit or chinchilla to a bearded dragon
Anon, how god damn stupid are you? Bearded dragons only eat plants and insects. They're also chill as fuck. I'd be more concerned for the bearded dragon's safety if someone threw a rabbit in a terrarium with one since rabbits can be really territorial.

>>715581901
is he calling for trump to release the epstein files yet

>>715581594
Go back to begging your fellow shartyniggers to troll your high school bullies' social media accounts on your shitty 4chan clone, fag.

Are the alt-rightoids gatekeeping FUN now because it threatens their little weewees and makes them feel like a little pansy girly girl to take joy in a thing? Call a fucking family member for God's sake.

>>715588562
This is perhaps one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

>>715576148
Cool lizard, bro.

>>715591469
Really it's just the sharties and as corny as it sounds, I think it's mostly just a result of them being complete social outcasts. They used to have a raid board and like 90% of their threads just consisted of calls to raid literal who gives a fucks who had insulted on Twitter/Facebook or were bullying them. I'm pretty sure what you're seeing here is just a pissed off teenager angry that he can't fit in with the other kids in school so he lashes out and tries to boost his own ego by trying to paint everything they do, even if it's as innocuous as posting pictures of pets as somehow beneath him and something only lesser people do.

Please recommend me things to buy my leopard geckos to play with them or make them happier.

>>715593616
Lizard-shaped objects. They love plastic geckos or even these things.

>>715593616
Leopard geckos aren't really playful like bearded dragons or some species of monitors. Doesn't take a lot to keep them happy though. Just make sure they have a decent sized tank and plenty of places to hide during the day. Easiest way to tell if they're content is if they're "splooting" (laying on their stomach with their legs splayed out) when they're chilling in their hide. Also I recommend something soft like a paper towel for them to lie on in their hide.

I wish reptiles had feelings

>>715594259
Monitor lizards my nigga.

>>715594171
I will buy some stuff like this and see if they like it, thank you.
>>715594215
I do have some paper towel in their hides and I see them splooting sometimes, so that's good. I've picked up they don't care so much about me interacting with them by now, I can tell they know me but they mostly just want me to feed them. I've also seen them both shed a few times without need for my help which I understand to be another good sign. Thank you.

>>715594669
What do they monitor?

>>715594998
Children, those sick FUCKS