Thread 715584762

Josh Saunders is now the protag of the last game you played

>>715584762 (OP)
>bloodborne
Literally nothing changes

>>715584762 (OP)
>wow
He'd either be a warlock or a death knight.

>>715584762 (OP)
>Ghost of Tsushima
Game stays the exact same. Maybe he kills the Khan even quicker then Jin

>>715584815
My Yharnam trolls can't stop thinking about me, I rule their pathetic lives. Fuck sickos.

he needs his own game

>>715584762 (OP)
He’ll be going to the front lines with the rest of the imperial guard.

This nigga does whatever he wants whenever he wants on neetbux and drinks all day and has online fans hanging on his every word.
I'm actually jealous

>Hearts of Iron 4
He leads a nation into retarded esoteric insanity a la The New Order, just without the mod installed

>>715585114
>gets
times change toobz

>>715585206
at least he got his teeth fixed

>>715585004
I think seizure robot is making one.

>CDDA
The zombies are fucked

>>715584762 (OP)
>>ffxiv
Lmaoooo i would love to see it but its not as funny as seeing him in bloodborne not by a mile

>>715584762 (OP)
Castle Sequoia getting a goth clock tower toobz

>dude he's an alcoholic and is ugly and stuff
what a boring fucking lolcow.

>The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
I got mixed feelings about this.

>>715585482
Filtered
https://youtu.be/CvhchxHUCA0

>>715585482
that's pretty much every lolcow these days to be honest
and any lolcow that shows potential trolls immediately start the grooming process to make them into the next danderson or chris chan

Reminder: He can make magic wands the REAL way, but no, he won't show you

>>715585482
you have to have a brown iq to be this much of a surface level observer

>>715585482
you don't understand fine art

are lolcows dying out? and no i don't mean "dicksuck69 crashing out on stream over israel! his career is over!" zoomer shit

>>715585170
For all the stupid shit he does, and despite the retardation Josh is a good person deep down. He isn't smart at all and the aspergers makes him do retarded shit, but he somehow manages to be more moral and consistent with his beliefs and sense of self than the vast majority of Americas. This gross little goblin man living in his own filth but being a better person causes people who are more intelligent, better looking, cleaner, and richer but morally bankrupt to become absolutely piqued and give him way more shit than he deserves.

Josh is boring as fuck like 99% of the time, but that 1% that is good is absolute comedy. I cheer on the lil nigga and like to see him succeed.

>>715584762 (OP)
HA HA HA! YESSSSSSTTH!

>>715584878
>Actually...I'm something much more powerful than a warlock

>>715585575
lol i bought the trappped merch for this like 7 years ago.
such a kino channel. shame the dude quit to be a linesmen for money, but i get it.

>>715585686
I have one from his very first batch. Can't even imagine how much it's worth now

>FUCK SICKOS
this confuses and enrages /v/

>>715585273
Seizure is making an AI animated version of Cobra's high school short story A Special Blonde

ayo where my nigga Puff @?

>>715585250
Wut? For real?

Can we get a teeth update?

>>715585170
That's basically what I've done for 20 years, it's not that great unless you're mentally strong. Less dopamine from doing fun stuff too since I don't ever do boring stuff like work

>>715584916
omg same! 0_0
Are we twins? :O

>>715584762 (OP)
Eiyuden Chronicles 100 rotten drinks

>>715585935
>whake bone penis
>core of cum

>>715586374
>whale

>>715585809
Absolutely based

>>715585798
>Josh is a good person deep down
I used to watch him but he just seems like a vindictive cunt and acts like a spoiled teenager that can’t function when he doesn’t get away. Very petty and doesn’t seem to care about facts at all, only emotions.

>>715585004
>he needs his own game
He kinda already has one. It's called Postal 2.

>>715584762 (OP)
this dude is just totally fucked in the head. his fat ugly girlfriend isn't going to help him

>>715585791
modern lolcows really don't deserve that title because their crimes are things like
>he owned a discord server that was famous for letting underage kids join!
ok is there any proof this person talked to the children? or ruined their lives? maybe met up with one?
>n-no... but this cannot go unpunished!
like I said before, people are dying for the next chris chan or daniel larson and it just isn't happening
the only real high profile one that has potential for at least something to happen to them is joshua block and that's just because he's an alcoholic. For how much and how often he drinks it's likely going to catch up to him in his 30s. Will probably be like onlyusemeblade by then downing bottles of jager to stave off the shakes

>>715586084
Papa Nips quickly gave Puffers to a farm up north where he can frolic with other bearded dragons all day and be happy

>>715586521
Hassan piker is the next lolcow. that faggot is going to end up in jail

>>715586497
?
Wrong guy?

>>715586624
I'm talking about Josh Saunders

still one of the funniest photos on the internet and I don't wanna hear otherwise

>>715585898
>dude quit to be a linesmen for money,
Did he? I know he worked for Sam Hyde but quit making stuff after WP got canceled.

>>715586725
he fell in a Porta potty

>>715586725
to think, he went into work like that
then blames the trolls for him getting fired

>>715586521
I’ve found my own DSP x1000 and he is a treasure trove of gold but requires months of knowledge and context to fully appreciate so he will forever remain niche.

>>715586725
I can smell this image. it isn't pleasant

>>715586721
NAL has been gone for ages. I was wondered if she could have a crazy bitch moment, go back to Caspar, and shoot Josh.

>>715586521
for me it's Bossman Jack

>>715586725
This one is more funnier.

>>715586725
>phone rings
>It's Wendys...

>>715586725
this was the golden age. I'm grateful I was watching live back then, there was no real lolcow community or subreddit and the comments were still on

>>715586536
>keeps the tank in his trailer
>and a stuffed bearded dragon on his chair that he calls puff

>>715586808
I just flat out don't share my private lolcow. I know if he got exposed it would blow up and people would fuck with him. I just silently track his slow descent into insanity and his families attempts to wrangle him.

>>715586521
bossman is the only good new lolcow

>>715586991
are we sure he didn't try and ferment him to make a cheap hooch?

>>715587052
>oh my fucking god

>>715586991
>keeps the lizard tank in his trailer

For when Puffers finds his way home...and then gets directions to Josh's new trailer.

>>715586725
For me, it's

>>715587052
I'M GONNA FUCK AH DUDE

>>715587052
is that the compulsive gambler?

>>715587134
>Caveman discovers fire

>>715587052
Evil Eddie can't keep getting away with rigging it

>>715587149
Yeah

>>715587234
how is he still alive

>>715586808
Same, a basket case with sub 20 views per video so I feel like I'm his only audience

>>715587052
What's he up to now? Haven't really paid attention since he went to prison or whatever.

>>715587134
that's a fake beard

>>715587336
Wigger genes. He can abuse all the crackarooski he wants and his dealers know it's better to forgive a late payment and keep him as a continued customer than the alternative

>>715587336
Some men are just built different, better

Since this is the lolcow culture thread, anyone remember Black Buster Critic? I just randomly remembered him and his Sonic Brainfart series where he covered the autistic weirdos in the sonic fandom. Michaeldragon800, Super Sonic Philosophy, etc etc. Good times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A58kIIJijF4&list=RDA58kIIJijF4&start_radio=1

>>715585575
unironically one of the greatest documentaries ever made

>>715587429
he has been in and out of prison like 5 fucking times. Somehow he keeps smoking crack, gets sent to rehab, says he will be a good boy, and then he immediately goes back to smoking crack and gambling

>>715587478
and here I thought he gambled his rent money away

this guy reminds me of brian peppers

>>715587134
Looks like Keanu Reeves if he was homeless.

>>715587429
Ran up a debt with his crack dealer, didn't have any fronted credit from the casino. Literally had a crack dealer chilling in his livingroom while he is begging chat to give him money. Chat gave him the money and he immediately gambled it lol.

>>715587456
No. This was from his attempt to dye his hair on stream, including his beard

>>715587569
sneanu keeves

>>715587634
looks fake though he doesn't have the right genes to grow a thick beard

>>715587508
His other doc Hampow93 is phenomenal as well. I can’t believe it only has 86k views.

>>715587429
>supposedly upgraded from crack to meth
>begging more often because he keeps burning bridges with sponsors
>had a chick over at his place. rumored to be his plug
>almost got his ass beat when he gambled away money he was supposed to pay his plug who was waiting downstairs

>>715587493
Yeah he's kinda based, or was. Shitting on Sonic autists is always morally correct.

>>715587029
enjoy them while you can, my private lolcow started gaining traction and now has reached the normies. It'll happen to you too mine was who I consider to be the personification of /fit/ Wes Watson

>>715587515
this gif is Buster Keaton tier comedic genius

>witcher 3
would actually be kino

>>715587675
He doesn't. The only reason it's so long is that he literally just never shaves

>>715587734
Chris chan is still my nostalgic lol cow. he can be whatever he wants

>Nick Rekieta wants to fuck his Sonichu medallion
he can't keep getting away with it

>>715587052
No child, I am clearly the best lolcow because I'm the best at everything I do, child. Any thoughts of yours to the contrary are merely your delusions. Enjoy prison, atalker.

>>715587782
this belongs on >>>/x/

>>715585798
You haven't watched him enough if you genuinely believe this.

>>715587829
underrated lolcow as well
he also talks just like your average /tg/ or /lit/ poster

>his real family
he was so happy then

>>715585798
he drinks rotten food and pretends to get drunk from it

>>715587849
nta but Josh is a good person. I've watched him for years. He's very good natured and is only a fucking asshole to himself. Even bought an outdoor ashtray for his old apartment building, name one other person who has done that

>>715585004
in awe of this lads gourd

anyone know the context behind "THAT'S NOT TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>715588009
It’s from Ethan Ralph but I’m not sure when he said it. I think he was drunk on some call.

>>715588104
if Ethan Ralph made designer clothes with his name on it I'd wear them

>>715587953
>>715585798
all of josh's 'good deeds' Ie. giving booze to friends, letting homeless people in his house and buying the ashtray, are attempts to be social. there's nothing nice about what he's doing he can't imagine scenarios other than these ones where he would have a reason to speak to people.

also you'll notice they're all about cigs and booze, the only things he cares about. great guy. he bought his neighbors an ashtray while he fumigated the apartment with spray paint and made the units around him unlivable.

hey siri, please put phon-*AWOOGA*

>>715587891
I still go back and watch his old food hacks sometimes...
>add some country crock original not a sponsor by the way

>>715587896
CEO of chairbugs remade one of his meads exactly and confirmed it did indeed have alcohol in it.

>>715587891
Not a sicko btw

>>715588183
>fumigated the apartment with spray paint and made the units around him unlivable
not done maliciously, he's like a 5 year old in an adult's body. They don't think about consequences, ever.

>>715588186
thishereis genetic mtn. dew
*bing*
SIRI SHUT THE FUCK UP
thishereis
*bing*
SIRI YOU STUPID BITCH
thishereis
*bing*
GAWDDAMMIIIIIIT

>>715588009
Xanda Xanda
It's nawt tru
In fact I think it was you

I think I have a webm of Godwinson's reading somewhere.

>>715588347
you could make an hour long video of him smashing his cell phones over and over in his drunken rage

i think he smashed puff in a rage then covered it up with this "he ran away dude, hes fast" bullshit

>>715588492
Puff was already twitching on camera (I think people said it was due to lack of calcium or something) so puff probably either died or started to look so fucked up he threw it outside.

I do not think he smashed puff on purpose at the very least.

>>715588330
>>715585798
>>715587953
so when he expressed that he was happy that the other retard in his highschool was abused and that his mother died (at the age of 33) that was just him being a great guy? this retard committed the unspeakable crime of trying to be friends with josh.