Thread 715594154

I'm going to look after my niece for couple days after her parents are away. She says she wants to play video games with me. What should we play? Something preferably that can be played co-op. She has her own PC.

>>715594154 (OP)
cat 4
I don't know any good pc co-op

Portal 2

>>715594154 (OP)
Cat 2

>>715594154 (OP)
Age?

>>715594154 (OP)
castle crashers, battleblock theatre.... idk what else

>>715594154 (OP)
None of them. Cats wont fucking touch orange juice.

Disney Illusion Island
Rayman Origins
Guacamelee

>>715594526
She's 12
She is a bit of an introvert but I'm her "favorite uncle"

>>715594491
>>715594552
oh yeah do these OP

>>715594154 (OP)
2, but that's if there is enough juice in the apple.

>>715594154 (OP)
Payday 2 nigga

>>715594154 (OP)
None cats hate citrus

>>715594613
Alright. You have a strong responsibility to be a good role model, and you can reduce odds of weird perverted fetishes. So no Sims or L4D2.

>>715594154 (OP)
>Who drinks the orange juice
Me. And then I look at my cat and say
>Albert Whiskers, you silly goose. You can't drink OJ! You're a cat!

>>715594154 (OP)
left4dead, gmod, svencoop, emulate some GC/PS2 games, SSB, MK, NFS etc... Shit warioware and mario party are great too. Crash Team Racing on PS1 is fun too.

>>715594613
>12
>"Favorite Uncle"

Yeah alright, why does she even need a babysitter? Leave her alone and she can probably watch after herself. If she realistically wants to spend time with you then just play a board game or watch a movie. You don't have to be weird about it.

I'm sure she will keep herself entertained without you "watching" her.

>>715594836
That was mostly my plan. But I need to come up with a some sort of activity because I don't want her to be locked up in her room all day. Also she specifically told that she wants to play games.
I just need to make sure she is behaves (but I can be more lenient than her parents.)

>>715594154 (OP)
showing her ur favorite games can always work too, could even show her how to play old favorites of urs. Otherwise, emulation would be an easy (and free) solution.

>>715594154 (OP)
2 because the others are all blocked off

ofc /v/ midwits ignore the obvious when they say 2

>>715595093
Anon, the only one that has a clear flow is the one to two.

>>715594154 (OP)
KIRBY. That's who the franchise is made for. Also, make her play a Monster Rancher, it could be funny.

>>715594154 (OP)
Cat 2 is the only one that has an unobstructed path.

>>715594154 (OP)
Depending on the volume and rate of juice flow it's either 2 and 3 or, if the flow is slow enough, only 3.

>>715595371
Just as I pressed "post" I've noticed 3 is blocked off right at the end. Never mind - only 2 gets the orange goodness.

>>715595453
I would say pull out the logs in chimney and light it up
But knowing this game bullshit, what is the answer?

>>715595540
gottem lmao

>>715595453
>>715595540
The match

>>715595646
You don't light up a match, you strike it.

>>715595453
Assuming this isn't some retarded trick question with the answer being "The match" then it's the oil lamp. Also assuming the lamp isn't empty. You can easily remove the glass of an oil lamp and access the wick directly allowing you to light whatever the fuck you want on fire.

Minecraft ? You know how well kids her age mesh well with Minecraft, but it can be a little bit addictive if you want her to go out.

>>715595540
>>715595646
>>715595696

>>715595693
See>>715595862
Lick my butt, bitch

>>715594613
>She's 12
Nieces grow up so quickly these days: >>715491284

>>715594938
Giving her a pick out of some of the games in your library is I think the way to go.

>>715595862
Fuck YOUUUUUUUUUUU

>>715595862
You light it up with what?

>>715596049
Don't ask questions

Cats don't like orange juice

>>715596110
My girlfriend fucks computers?

>>715596049
With the match itself, you braindead nigger

>>715596110
Easily the worst puzzle in that whole game. I don't know if it was a case where it made more sense in Japanese, or a botched hint on the English side.

>>715596110
TEXT ME
Stupid.

>>715596110
TEXT ME

>>715594613
The Sims, so you can make fun of her fucked up tween fantasies when she's older. I did this with my nieces.

>>715594414
Wrong. The volume of the OJ is so massive that it would flood all the pipes and slake every cat.

>>715596323
>>715596329
Its an acronym retards
Gonna
Extremely
Cuck
You
w/
Nigger
Weiner

>>715595453
ahah
the match

>>715596110
GECY NW = YWNB AW

>>715596364
:(

>>715595093
Might as well just kill yourself now. how embarrassing

>>715596392
That bitch.

>>715594154 (OP)
Cats don’t drink orange juice

>>715594154 (OP)
So guys you are looking at this wrong:
It's
>Who drinks the orange juice?
NOT
>Which cat drinks the orange juice?

>>715594154 (OP)
no one drinks, there's definitely not enough juice in that orange to fill those channels

>>715596439
Slake not slay, anon.

>>715595862
the guy who wrote this should be shot repeatedly in the dick

Stupid cot you want oj get my semen instead!

>>715596697
I'll be honest and say I wasn't familiar with the word and just figured you mean soaked or something

>>715596771
calm down shane

>>715594154 (OP)
There's not enough juice to get to 4, so none

>>715596110
Even knowing the answer I still don't what is this about. It's not binary or hexadecimal and it isn't "increment each letter by X in the order of the alphabet" since E remains unchanged. I may be overthinking it - it's the dicksucker Layton after all.

>>715596840
trick question the person saying someone stole their cake

>>715596840
B.
If B speaks is telling the truth then everyone is, therefore he cant be telling the truth

>>715596906
it's moving over to the adjacent letter on a keyboard in the direction a piece of chocolate is missing

>>715596906
>Even knowing the answer I still don't what is this about.
Even knowing the answer I still don't know what this is about.*

>>715595334
Don't listen to this faggot
kirby games are dogshit
even kids deserve better

>>715596913
you got it

>>715597004
Oh... I didn't notice the missing pieces / bite marks. Still dumb, but thanks.

>>715596840
>A is backed up by B
>B can't be lying unless A or D ate it, so he can't have done it regardless
>C is backed up by D
>D is backed up by B
The answer is the first guy (with no letter) lied about saving his cake for later; he was the one who ate it

>>715595093
retard-kun...

>>715596840
None of the stories are contradictory in a way that permits only one liar. The question says that there is only one. The true cake gobbler is you, boy in the hat.

>>715594154 (OP)
Initially one might say 4 but look again the valve leading to his straw is shut. This would mean cat 3 initially gets the juice, until you realize his straw is sealed at the end. Cat 2 is now the correct answer. But what if the orange runs out of juice, and the entirety of the orange juice is trapped in the contraption before it can overflow to cat 2? Well, none of them get the juice.

>>715596840
If A is lying, then B is lying, thus it can't be A. If D is lying, then C is also lying, so it can't be either of them. That leaves B, but it has the same problem: It creates more liars if B is lying. Only answer is X, the kid in the hat.

>>715594154 (OP)
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
Portal 2 co-op

>>715597143
He doesn't get any.

>>715594154 (OP)
Rayman Legends
Portal 2
Brothers A Tale of Two Sons or It Takes Two or Split Fiction

>>715597143
Jeff gets 2. In two weeks, that's eight. 12 divided by six is 2, so if he and Sam need six weeks then Pete gets 4 a week. Sam is broke. He gets no allowance

>>715597143
>P+J=6
>P+S=4
>J+S=2
P+S-J-S=P-J=2
P-J+P+J=2P=8
P=4
4-4=P+S-P=0
Sam doesn't get any pocket money weekly

>>715594154 (OP)
Cat 2 is the only one without obstructions tot he juice flow.

>>715597269
>>715597371
>>715597375
of course that lying fuck doesn't make any money

>>715596991
if B is the one that ate it then he told the truth that it wasn't A or D
>someone isn't telling the truth
>that person is the cake gobbler

>>715596991
But if he's not telling the truth that means that A or D ate the cake, and not him

meow

>>715597550
cheeky little chink fuck

>>715596840
D is lying because she is a lying whore

>>715597071
This one is such bullshit
Im glad I wasnt exposed to this garbage as a kid it would have driven me violently angry

>>715594154 (OP)
Cats don't drink orange juice

>>715594154 (OP)
Dark Souls 1

>>715594154 (OP)
none of them. cats are repulsed by oranges

>>715600268
Meh, I immediately knew the answer without even reading the question. I've never even played a Layton game but I feel like I'm starting to see through the bullshit just from these threads.

>>715594154 (OP)
Brilliant Blooming Excel Chiffon is a magical girl beat em up with 2 player co-op. Girls her age like magical girls right?

>>715594154 (OP)
>>715594613
>quotation marks around favorite uncle
You're a pedo, aren't you?

>>715596049
bro its just a picture

>>715596110
>Y GUN ME

Does the boy realize his gf pulled her panties over the box?

>>715594154 (OP)
None, even an orange that big wouldn't have enough juice to reach cat 2.

>>715594154 (OP)
If she's not scared of bugs, Earth Defense Force

Anyone knows the name of game where you play as Dog/Cat depending on version and they have small village and wolf mage and shit. You could fish in that game and there was cancerous tornado area.

>>715594154 (OP)
Project X: Love Potion Disaster Mod Edition

>>715594154 (OP)
Get her set up with some CoD. If she complains call her a faggot and say you fucked her mother.

>>715602145
Her mother is my sister.

>>715602845
nice

>>715602845
Even better. Start calling her a retarded incest baby afterword's if she starts fucking up. Dont be afraid to hit hard and deep, tell her youre ashamed to be her real father and stuff. Kids lack motivation these days and shame is one hell of a motivator.

/v/, im proud of you, no weird sex stuff in the first ten replies

>>715594154 (OP)
little big planet

>>715594653
FACTS. She needs 7 bags.

>>715596840
B cause D ate the cake.

>>715602845
>Her mother is my sister.
out of 10

>>715603154
lmao

Raft
Stardew Valley
It takes Two

>>715596840
D is lying because it's obviously the fat fuck C

>>715594154 (OP)
Only 2 would eventually drink it, given enough juice. The rest are closed

>>715594154 (OP)
The pirate pop up game.

>>715594613
I'm playing aoe 2 with my nephew. He asks every day if we can continue.
Co-op vs AI. He really enjoys defends, and I only show up with my army of knights to save the day if it's neccesary. It's actually pretty fun for me too.

>>715595862
You've fooled me for the last time, Layton.

>>715597071
But she was telling the truth, someone did eat her cake, that someone being her, is Layton an ESL?

>>715607995
>I was saving that for later!
is the part where she lied. The solve screen right there even points it out for you.

>>715595241
what, you think there's infinite OJ in that one orange? that thing will dry out well before it fills up the last reservoir, let alone reach a cat
I'm surprised >>715595093 missed the reservoir over 3, should have been circled too

>>715596840

The lie is that there are only 4 choices, there's a fifth choice, and that choice is the cake gobbling whore.