ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

@NINTENDO @NINTENDOOFAMERICA @FBI @CIA @MOSAD @JAPAN @SPETSNAZ @GROOK DO SOMETHING!!!1!1!1

>>715597710 (OP)
JANNIES WHY IS THIS POST STILL UP???????

snoys dont even have their own memes kek
nogame
nomeme

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooh

>>715597710 (OP)
The fact the Switch 2 has at least 3 exclusives already (4 if you include Shine Post) already shits on this but fucking fix the second line already you faggot, it still sounds like shit.
But considering you will have to come up with a new cope after today you get this one once.

>>715597861
>>715597869
>>715597887
3 seething tendies in sights sir, orbital strike initiated

ass status: blasted

reminder that anti-nintendo rhetoric is absolutely astroturfed bot slop.

>muh wangaem
This literally gets invalidated in two days, not to mention the rest of the Year 1 lineup.

>>715597967
MVG is pretty fair desu.

>>715598083
using wheelchair ball is pretty cope you have to admit

>>715597967
Exactly, all these people are wrong. They should listen to my cocksucking faggot troon Nintendo-biased YT channels that talk to manchildren like me through a blue Sesame Street puppet and tell me how amazing Nintendo is. Brb, I'm going to suck dick like the homosexual faggot Nintendo lover that I am.

the only people who don't like Nintendo games either have long noses or struggle with gender dysphoria

>>715598226
true, just look at the guy above you

>>715598083
cant wait to enjoy them the way they were intended: 60fps 4k on pc! :)

>>715598226
huh

>>715598178
What's wrong with it?

>>715598282
You know full well this goes for every fucking community they have infested, I'm not sure what you are trying to say here.

>>715598378
>troons in my community don't count!!

>>715598374
>tendies dont see anything wrong with disabled people
pottery

>>715598221
>through a blue Sesame Street puppet
?

>>715598406
I never said that but keep projecting you drooling retard. You do this every fucking day, every week. Get off the internet and get some fresh air for once in your fucking pathetic life.

>715598490
>I never said that but keep projecting you drooling retard. You do this every fucking day, every week. Get off the internet and get some fresh air for once in your fucking pathetic life.

>>715598221
>Anti-tendies need YouTubers to tell them what to seethe about
NPC moment

>>715598269
By the emulator you said you would be getting day 1 right?

>>715598417
I'm not a tendie.
But what's wrong with people who are disabled?

>>715598592
Keep going, you still got your entire folder to use after all since Nintendo lives rent free in your head.

>Keep going, you still got your entire folder to use after all since Nintendo lives rent free in your head.

DK bananza famitsu score is making the little snoy nervous

There's alot of butthurt in this thread, yet none of them are from nintendo fans. I wonder why?

>>715598629
Yeah, these anti-Nintendo losers are stupid. You want to go suck each others dick like homosexual Nintendo fanboys that we are?

>I DON'T HAVE *JUST* ONE GAME, YOU FORGOT THE PAID INSTRUCTION MANUAL

>>715598830
>xhe thinks the famitsu score with the increased nintendo bonus counts as anything
kek!

>>715598910
>acutal gameplay confuses and enrages the movie watching snoy

>>715598910
What’s wrong, snoy? Are you afraid people are going to have fun with this monkey game while you enjoy nothing on your nogaem console

I'VE PUT MY BUCKS, IIIIIN YOUUUUU
WAGED AS HARD AS I CAN GOOOO
FOR ALL THIS, THERE'S ONLY ONE GAME I CAN PLAAAAAAYYYYYY

I mean once Duskbloods comes out I will be buying a Switch 2 for that one game

>>715598417
>>715598661
But seriously, what is wrong with people who has to use wheelchair?
I want to know the reason because I keep hearing this kind of stuff from right-wing.

>>715598221
Go back

>>715598083
ZA is on switch 1

>>715599787
and it's inferior so it might as well be exclusive. you sound like the retards saying not to get a Switch 1 to play Botw at launch

I see the
>NINTENDO HATES RARE WARE! WOKE KONG
Narrative is dead now that K. Rool leaked.

>>715597710 (OP)
Post a vocaroo clip of you singing it, coward

Original parody song here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA

>>715600194
They STILL haven't recovered.

>>715598910
reminder that sony owns more of famitsu than nintendo does

>>715600223
they've gotten worse as theres now 4 or 5 parody songs making fun of sony and snoys

>>715600323
Yeah, Sony never recovered from the PS5.

>>715599942
>nintendo hates rare
what a weird cope since the hate is all one sided from rare seething that nintendo didn't get into a bidding war with microsoft for them

>>715600323
The snoys have to step up their game, this one sucks, the meter is off. Maybe they'll have an easier time with the Talking Heads one.

>>715599597
>But seriously, what is wrong with people who has to use wheelchair?
Other than the impairment confining them to the fucking chair?

>I want to know the reason because I keep hearing this kind of stuff from right-wing.
It's not like they're saying theirs something "wrong" with them because they're black. It's that there is something physically wrong with them preventing them from walking..

>>715600467
theyre gonna have to start with baa baa black sheep

>>715600474
What's wrong with using that as an excuse for a game? The ARMS characters were double amputees.

>>715600467
That one's great as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtG11pmBe3U

>>715600264
false.

>>715597710 (OP)
>OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
>WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
Ackshully only VAs and OLEDs flicker with VRR enabled. Happy to correct misconceptions about beta tester tech.

>>715598417
What a brown thing to say

>>715600692
Then why did you brag and nigger around and hope for Fromsoft to make a PS5 exclusive game when Sony bought shares at Kadokawa?

NDS - Nintendo Derangement Syndrome

>>715597710 (OP)
Even your memes are ports

>>715600692
I know what you are

>>715597710 (OP)
Meanwhile the PS5 is out for almost 5 years and still only has one game

>>715601249
What game is that?

>>715600264

I can't wait till tomorrow.
around 18hours till next famitsu meltdown

>>715601295
Probably Demon's Souls

>>715600809
Here's a line i added to the Linkin Park song that is commentary on OLED:
Watch the ABL as it washes out the scene
:^)

(oleds are shit at bright highlights in HDR)

>>715600610
There is also something wrong with you when you're missing both of your arms. Are you going somewhere with this or?

eric the snoyboy

you have failed and have already met your pitiful end

>ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
haha classic
>STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
you ruined it with one of the stupidest statements ever. be ashamed of yourself.

Eric i pretended to be you for months just to fill your delusion that you werent alone but you are. You are a snoyboy who is alone and i continued your delusions until DK bananza where itll all crash down on you as you meet your pitiful end

the piss 5 lost eric, you have already met your pitiful end

you

have

already

met

your

pitiful

end

eric

>>715597710 (OP)
always makes kek

>>715597710 (OP)
HOLY FUCKING KEK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>715597710 (OP)
Tendiesissies....

>>715601295
Astro Bot

>>715597861
We literally gave them Taladega Nights on a silver platter and yet they couldn't come up with anything using it. Truly, they are the fanbase devoid of creativity.

>>715597710 (OP)
Kek. Tendies are absolutely finished and seething.
BotW 2? Flopped.
Shitch 2? Flopped.

>>715598645
>Find out more on our Patreon
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

>>715598645
>Patreon
They never learn...

>>715597710 (OP)
Jokes aside, there is not a single game on PS5 or XboxSex that I'd like to play.

>>715598374
nta but it looks like an xbox 360 launch title, or some free to play shit from the store

you have met your pitiful end just like the piss 5 eric

the japs on 5ch just coined their own word for NDS, and it was thanks to a snoyroach fucking up again
任天病 (nintenbyou - nintendo disease)

>>715600474
>Other than the impairment confining them to the fucking chair?
That is not reason to discriminate, belittle, or make fun of them.
>It's that there is something physically wrong with them preventing them from walking..
But is that a reason to belittle or think they are "wrong" or that you should find something "wrong" in them? It wasn't too long time ago when it was normal and acceptable to make fun of people who had to use wheelchairs for example.

So what's wrong with DragxDrive? I think it's a cool version of wheelchair basketball.

>>715602687
>任天病
An offshoot of chuunibyou where you feel too grown up for Nintendo. (I guess)

minute reminder that eric has met his pitiful end. Time to grab a rope eric

>>715598269
You mean you CAN wait, right? Cus it'll be 3-4 years lol

Enjoy the wait pc nigger

>>715602986
>NOOO I CAN'T WAIT A FEW YEARS TO PLAY THE LATEST NINTENSLOP

>>715598645
>Patreon
#1 reason I despise emulatorfags. Instead of being open source collab project, it becomes some fucking Patreonshit and turns it into a for-profit business. Btw if you criticize it you are tendie and/or commie.

>>715597710 (OP)
wait aren't some of these lines supposed to rhyme

>>715603403
>patreon
Earning profit is like one sure way to paint a huge ass "shoot me" on the back of the project

>>715603315
Why are you so eager to play "slop"? Maybe deep down you know it's not slop? :^)

>>715603658
They are supposed to but snoys just tried to copy the PS5 version rather than making their own memes

>>715605172
cringe
>>715597710 (OP)
based

>>715598083
>Nintendo retards don't even know that the console released with 2 exclusive because they don't play 3rd party

niggerjanny

Here's OP singing the song.
https://youtu.be/4XjHAmlYlvw?si=GJWs72cprqPP9HRF
Sounds his dad will beat him if he gets too loud

>>715598645
>already dead
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>715605736
Everyone saw that coming

>>715605736
>pirates got scammed
Kek

>>715605736
>Already trying again with the PS5 and ignoring the other 2 in development
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

>>715605897
>got
I wish
that thing couldn't have been online for more than one month. I don't think Patreon lets you pull out that money fast enough.

>>715605903
I hope he does. Pirate fags deserve it

>>715605172
Absolutely based.

>>715605972
He had a paid "build" for it. It was 60 dollars.

>>715600474
you are way too weird to be a real poster. This is not meme, this is nonsense.

>>715605972
Using the wayback machine, I think someone actually fell for it but there's not enough snapshots to check every date.

One game only? So that’s still one more than snoy has xD

>>715605736
>piratechud get scammed again

>>715605172
They cannot create, only destroy.

>>715598269
They're already 4k60fps on the original console...

>paying for emulators
Surely fucking not

>>715598083
I forget what the bottom one is. What's nu-bloodbornes catch again?

>>715600610
>The ARMS characters were double amputees.
No they weren't, what the fuck are you smoking?

>>715601195
Hehehehehe

>>715600610
Man, even smash bros of all things shows how wrong you are.

>>715600610
The arma stretch out due to a genetic superpower, retard.

>Eric spamming as much as he can before the second game launches
Geeeeeeeeg

>>715606621
He's afraid. So very afraid. He knows Donkey Kong Bananza is releasing tomorrow and will likely be great, like World.

>>715606279
You would think they would just wait for a free one but that clearly isn't enough when you see how much Yuzu was making a month.

https://vocaroo.com/1aEC4Zst6Jrq

>>715608856
based but also fuck you

>>715606705
>Like World

>>715599920
>and it's inferior
Brothers its a fucking modern Pokemon, shit is shit.

>>715609085
>>715609171
seethe harder you lost

>>715609085
Yes.

>>715609593
Lost what? Gamefreak hasn't made a good Pokemon game since BW2. Sorry that truth hurts.

>2020+5
>Buying consoles
Are you guys masochists?

>>715597710 (OP)
Very strange that Xbox never got dunked on with this meme despite it being the most applicable

>>715609613
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

oh wait you're serious

>>715609662
console wars only exist for tendies and snoys in 2025, no one else gives a fuck about their gay slapfights

>>715609848
And yet here you are.

>>715609848
it's all 3rd worlders anyway, what else do you expect them to do?

>>715597710 (OP)
>>715609821
>>715609085
Why are snoys so mentally ill?

>>715609959
They never had a father.

>>715597710 (OP)
Trying desperately to push your "one game" port of a meme in for the last few hours it's ever going to be applicable, are you?

>>715606705
>tomorrow
It's releasing tonight.

>>715610159
Only in third world shit holes

>>715610669
America might be a third world shit hole. But it's not just in America that it's releasing tonight.

>>715609652
kek cope harder

>kek cope harder

>>715611627
nice selfie
cope and seethe harder you lost

Reminder tendies. Exclusively not on Shitch Poo

>>715610908
Australia is a third world country

>he's still seething

>>715611627
>>715611709
Total snoy meltdown

>>715597710 (OP)
Snoys have lost it.

>>715611709
Imagine this will be announced for switch2 later. I'm smelling the meltdown already Eric

>>715611709
Gamefreak sisters...

>>715611709
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715611730
Ok. But it's not just Australia that's getting it tonight.
In fact from our perspective Australia are getting the game in the evening. Or midday.

>he started to samefagging again
I wonder what happened in these 17 minutes...

>>715611709

>>715611709
Ooooh interesting. Can you show me anything worthwhile they've made in the last 15 years that isn't pokemon?

>>715611830
>>715611871
See >>715611792

>>715609770
Xbox has had halo gears of war and many other gems that are always higher quality than niggerstation movie kfc garbage
Take the L bozo

>>715612038
>worthwhile
>pokemon
Oh tendies

>>715612038
Pocket Card Jockey

Pisstation5 has no games

>>715611925
Maybe he was reminded Sony Pictures is making a Nintendo movie instead of using one of Playstation's slop IPs.

>>715612210
So they don't have anything worthwhile at all. Why would be excited for this?
Or even why should anyone care that it's not on a single console if they are such a bad developer?

>>715611709
>UE5 slop
lol lmao and kek

Oh this is why he's doing damage control. Donkey Kong is an incredible game.
>>715611217

>>715612338
>Or even why should anyone care that it's not on a single console if they are such a bad developer?
Reminder that the local snoy was defending Gamefreak the other day.

>>715609652
>>715611627
>>715611709
>>715612210
Eric do you remember when Monster Hunter Wild review came out and were shit and you tried desperately to bump a pokemon seethe thread you created?
Good times!

>>715597710 (OP)

>>715612435
>only 90
holy fuck how embarassing

>>715612834
the cope is starting
you lost Eric

>>715612834
Remember when you were using DS 2 to gloat?

>>715612435
>90
HAHAHAHA astrobot full sweep

>>715598374
nothing wrong with the game itself desu, it's no rocket league but it's still pretty fun mechanically
but releasing a small multiplayer game on a console with day one mario fucking kart is a death sentence

>>715612915
It would be 98 with the Nintendo bonus

>>715597967
>Overheating my Switch 2 on Day 1...
I actually watched this one. The whole title and thumbnail is, predictably, clickbait. He deliberately plugged up all the vents to see how long it'd take to make the Switch 2 overheat.

I know the algorithm encourages this shit but jesus christ I wish these people had better standards.

>>715597710 (OP)
Should I buy a Switch 2?

>>715612982
100 with Nintendo bonus, tendie

>>715597967
>nobody actually dislikes bing bing wahoo on underpowered hardware
>it's just bots
>they're all bots

>91 from a journo mafia that actively hates Nintendo
That's far more valuable than a 94 from the same mafia that fellates Sony's slop.

>>715612982
DK will sell tiple astrolol in one day
>muh sales don't count!!
of course Eric

>>715613124
Considering Astro Turf sold 2 and a half million units, it's extremely easy. Especially when people find out about the final boss.

>>715613427
Official numbers by Sony are 1.5 million.
Curiously in the next earning they didn't change

>>715603403
I can understand the sentiment, and oftentimes it really does feel scummy, but attaching a patreon to emulators has allowed some of them to progress faster than they otherwise would have. It requires enough interest, obviously, but if you can use patreon to fund your programmers they can focus on making the emulator work full time instead of just doing it in their spare time. Cemu IIRC benefitted a lot from this and so did at least one of the OG Switch emulators.

IIRC the mistake the Switch emulators made was that they started pointing people towards early leaks of Nintendo games if not outright distributing them, and that was what finally brought down Nintendo's wrath on them.

>>715597710 (OP)
Dropping Clean bars OP

Why do these three things make tendies irrationally angry?

>>715615075
oh look the holy trinity of shit

>>715615075
I have a switch and a pc. Why would my steam account and one of the games on it make me angry?

>>715615184
Stop anon, the idea of someone with a Switch owning a PC as well is foreign to him and he may go even more mad.

>>715615075
why do you spam threads with this pic every day

>>715597710 (OP)
>one game
but enough about PS5
>>715605172
god, wish I had the money to pay some cute girl to record her singing this song dressed as loline.

>>715615464
We'll see and 13 minutes when he's done bumping the other threads and cycles back round to this one.

>>715597710 (OP)
KEK

>>715597967
>5 things I HATED about my Japanese EX Wife
holy based

>>715615181
Case in point

>>715605903
>astroturfing
who even would want to play it?

>>715615571
>>715615618
>he's back

>>715615554
a mod bans me every 3 days for posting nigger and brown and they let this niggerkikefaggot spam and bump his nintendo shitpost threads all day every day

>>715612210
>he refuses to play pokekino
he completely lost lmao

>>715597967
Mind you all this would disappear if the game was $70 instead of $80. I can see Game Key Cards still being a major talking point, but 99% of the hate machine would not exist if the $10 price hike of MKW didn't give people the green light to actively search for things to be mad at. Not even Welcome Tour would have had any real relevancy, considering 1.2, Switch got away with far less at full price.

>>715615731
Because the mods actively protect him even if he has spammed CP in the past.

>>715614451
>>715615075
>>715615571
>>715615618
Total snoy meltdown.
BTW, the thread you spent 15 hours defending just died ;)

>>715615731
Every time.

>>715615731
>post deleted
and this crap thread is still up. mods are faggot snoys

The fact that this thread exists and is filled with coping tendies getting assblasted by a snoy using their own meme against them is actually harious.

>>715616223
See >>715615893

>>715616223
hi erica

>>715615681
>>715615893
Nigga, I just got in this thread and haven't owned a console since the 360. Breathe, and learn to laugh at someone taking the piss

>>715615731
Ban evasion is a moral obligation when the moderation staff can't be trusted to enforce fair and justly.

>>715616223
>The fact that this thread exists and is filled with coping tendies getting assblasted by a snoy using their own meme against them is actually harious.

>>715615075
>Why do these three things make tendies laugh uncontrollably for hours?
how would we not when Deck, Sony, Palkek and all the anti-Nintendo operation the NDS faggots and the media tried failed miserably. lol

>>715616445
Did you just heckin doxx the jannies pet????

>>715616223
Agreed. Nintendo fans deserve it for defending the company's scummy practices.

>>715616526
But enough about Sony and MS raising the price of their current gen consoles several times in the same generation and increasing the price of their subscription services every year

>>715597710 (OP)
So nyggers are still booty bothered about having nogaems ten years later I see

>>715615075
I've never seen a single deck thread that wasn't just premature seething about nintendo.

>>715616526
stop samefagging erica

>Ericschizo is ban evading again
Why are tendies so mentally ill?

Wish I knew how many posts in this thread are samefagging.

>Why are tendies so mentally ill?

>>715612915
imagine how made mods and jannies are right now

>>715617151
*how mad

Kek

>>715616445
He gets so mad when this picture is posted he even has the /v/ archive take it down

>>715597710 (OP)
Tendies got fucked in the ass

How big is the Nintendo bonus anyways? At least 10 points right?

11 minutes for direct announcement btw.

>>715617316
>>715617325

>>715617325
>nintendo bonus
>when every non nintendo focused media outlet hates nintendo
trying too hard.

>>715617285
Does it get him more or less mad when he's reminded that he's balding?

>xhe is having another meltie

>>715617592
That's how you know the picture gets him mad. It's the perfect depiction of a snoy.

>>715617592
he'll probably have a stroke tomorrow with the famitsu thread and Bananza official release all over the board/internet.

>>715617693
Have you even seen a tendie irl?

I mean just look in the mirror

>>715615075
Valve/Steam by itself isn't disliked but Jesus fucking Christ Deckfags are almost snoy-level of annoying. The constant spam when Deck was even bit relevant was fucking horrid.
Sony is shit and stopped making fun games and focuses only on west. Fanbase is horrid.
Palworld is slop, uses generatice AI, copies mons blatantly along it's artstyle(mixes styles from Pokemon Gen 1 - Gen 8 because AI genned them designs all across the board instead of having steady artstyle evolution) and also has horrid fanbase. Funnily enough the fanbase says how Palworld is better than Pokemon but still tries to push themselves into Pokemon circles nonstop.

>>715617856
>I mean just look in the mirror
this is what I see btw.

>>715618056
I look like that too!

>>715597710 (OP)
Definitely a direct next week.

>>715617864
>Pokefags are still trying to push the "Palworld uses AI" forced meme
This is why no one takes your fanbase seriously. The only thing you can do to try and belittle competition is lie about them.

>>715617864
Most deckfags aren't even deck users but just snoys who think the deck is some sort of "gotcha" against the switch.

>>715618398
I mean when you can play most switch games plus thousands more pc and console games it kinda is, whether you're a snoy or a tendie

>trying to push

Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
>The old Donkey Kong games
>Ocarina of Time
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
>Iwata
>Reggie
>GameCube
>Smash Bros. Melee
>Mario Kart 8

Looking forward to them praising New Horizons and Metroid Prime 3 all of sudden.

>>715618557
trying too hard to be a contrarian

>>715618547

>>715618557

Please no
ONE ACfag is bad enough already

>>715618697

>>715618783

>>715618557
They also think games where you commit vehicular manslaughter and armed robbery are the peak of video games, because that’s how real life is right?

>>715618293
you seem upset

>>715618293
Trvke

>>715618970
you seem trans

>>715618910
it is if you're black or brazilian, the main sony audience

>>715619237
Meant for >>715597710 (OP)

>>715597710 (OP)
structure and rhyme work so bad I can't tell if it's poisoned with irony or a pure falseflag to harm snoy, this is quite the conundrum.

>Pokefag is having a schizo meltdown
Kek

>>715619570