>It's fucking Kino

MetaCritic: 90/100 https://www.metacritic.com/game/donkey-kong-bananza/

OpenCritic: 89/100 - 100% Recommended https://opencritic.com/game/18340/donkey-kong-bananza


IGN: 9/10
Gamespot: 9/10
Dexerto 4 / 5
GRYOnline.pl 8.5 / 10
Video Chums 9.1 / 10
Enternity.gr 8.5 / 10
Digitec Magazine 5 / 5
Console Creatures 10 / 10
XGN.nl 9 / 10
Cerealkillerz 9.1 / 10

Bing bing wahoo

>>715611217 (OP)
What was Astrobot's score again?

>>715611217 (OP)
That's a lot lower than I expected, especially considering it will drop 1-2 points as contrarian reviews roll in.

>only 90 for a nintendo mainline platformer

so tell me, how fucking bad does the game run

>>715611304
such a great game, i need to do the new speedrun levels. that monkey speedrun level is so funny lol

>>715611217 (OP)
>90
This is what the lack of Mario Bonus looks like

>>715611217 (OP)
LevelUp just killed the score. It's 83 now

>>715611217 (OP)

>>715611217 (OP)
IGN's score is a 10/10 not 9/10.

>>715611217 (OP)
Seems low for a mainline Nintendo game

one reviewer entered the score as 0.9 instead of 9.0, dumbass

What's the consensus on performance

>>715611217 (OP)
So how much do we minus for the Nintendo bonus? 1.5, 2?

>>715611505
These guys always do this and then they need to update the score. It’s probably an 8.9/9.9 in reality

>>715611217 (OP)
Easily GOTY
>and it's absolutely one of this year's best games
And then this faggot critic gives it a 4/5 lmao

>>715611304

anyone else think metacritic is pure cancer?

>>715611664
>Mother 3
>Chibi Robot

good taste

>shitjak

bad taste

She won.

>>715611217 (OP)
For some reason they have Gamespot as 8/10 and IGN as 9/10 when they're 9/10 and 10/10

>>715611712
Sorry. Lune board.

>>715611217 (OP)
I really can't see a year 1 Switch 2 exclusive title getting anything above a 92 lmao. Maybe once the review tax period is over, but definitely not for now. GGs to all who predicted high 80s-low 90s.

>>715611217 (OP)
whoa

>>715611693
The idea is good, it's the critics that's the problem. Way too many of them clearly don't like games and only reward woke shit

I'm glad it's good, so I can have something to look forward to after this shitty fucking week.

>>715611505
Nah, .9 is correct. It's why they're labeled top critic. They're not afraid of telling the truth.

Switch 2 Chads just keep winning

>>715611712
You niggers are way too cocky considering you're still looking down the barrel of a Retro Studios Metroid game.

>made by mario team
>gonna go below 90
top kek, this just proves that mario games are overrated af
this is more the realistic score for such games

>>715611505

>>715611505
>the game is a 9/100 if you forget to add the Nintendo bonus

>>715611693
Can't be helped. Reviewers have switched over from objectively reviewing the game to making a statement (this applies to both woke and anti-woke shit). They will give higher or lower score that the game deserves just to trigger people.

>>715611805

REAL CELEBRATION THREAD IS HERE

>>715611617
>>715611617
>>715611617

>>715611505
They fixed it. It's back up to a 91 now.

Let me guess, the game will be a decent 3D platformer but will be praised as revolutionary and the best thing in existence because it's Nintendo?

There's a clear mandate that's being given out this year to pedal and shill Western development over the Japan and the East. Even though the East is clearly destroying the West this year.

Whoa

>>715611217 (OP)
GOTY 2025 right here folks

>>715612103

>>715611217 (OP)
I'm sure the score isn't artificially inflated by a bunch of totally unbiased 10/10s from sites called shit like Los Nintendos or Nintenjuegos or shit like that

STOP THE COUNT!

>>715612096
Makes sense, the western industry is fucking crumbling with a million layoffs and projects getting canceled left and right. It's the final damage control.

>>715611217 (OP)
>69/100
oof

>>715612163
no need to get mad, paco

>>715611876
>you niggers
Wow, imagine encountering tribesman in a Nintendo thread.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS DEATH STRANDING 2'S TURN

>>715611693
Game journalists are among the most cancerous culture warriors on earth but it wasn't always that way. right now the metacritic score is less useful than a steam review score, for Nintendo games you have no other barometer so you just take the metacritic score and minus 10 - 15 points or 20+ if it's especially gay in some way.

>>715611217 (OP)
You cannot trust online reviews regardless of the franchise and I certainly can't trust first party Nintendo reviews.
Nintendo have received public fellatio for every single first party game they've ever released including mid games like Skyward Sword, Odyssey or Sticker Star.
If it's good you'll hear people praising it online without needing a magic number out of 100 to help you decide. If it's shit you'll hear the same.

Tropical freeze got and 83. these critics always hated Donkey Kong

>>715612205
it always makes me laugh watching Nintendo hire more people and openly post about job listings on their Japanese twitter while the West is laying off tens of thousands so that execs can get paid several millions more a year.

>>715611217 (OP)
>It's fucking paid for
Reviews mean nothing. Game journos are heavily compromised.

>>715611217 (OP)
>less than astrobot and e33
>even with tendie freebies
kek lmao
the jeets are going to work extra hard shilling this now

>>715611505
Based retard

>>715611505
Do you think they do this on purpose? Some of them on different websites waiting to see different reactions until they fix it?

Are they here now?

>Worse than Astrobutt.
LOL. These new, young Nintendo devs are fucking worthless!!

>>715611217 (OP)
20/100 without the Nintendo Bonus
Grim.

>>715611217 (OP)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715612401
Astrobot is a 7 without the snoy bonus

>>715612279
Skyward Sword, Tears of the Kingdom or Sticker Star*
Odyssey is the only good game Nintendo released in the last decade.

>>715612367
Nintendo is the only publisher that doesn't give bribe money to Geoff Keighley's clique that controls the western games journalist industry
Hell half of these outlets are still seething they didn't get special treatment from Nintendo when the Switch 2 was released and had to buy them at launch like everyone else and have been doing non stop hit pieces ever since

>>715612478
here comes the first butthurt streetshitter

>>715611304
Someone needs to draw DK crushing Astro into a ball now.

E33 won
GOTY confirmed

>>715612472
wait, what's going on here? Did DS2 just get more reviews in the past few weeks?

>>715612564
S-S-Samus will beat Alicias game!!!

>>715612531
Street shitters are the only ones impressed with "what if Mario Galaxy had an easy mode" the game

Do any of the reviews talk about the Kremlings or did Nintendo really have that shit on lock?

>>715612472
Snoysissies...

>>715612020
>they’re still sexualizing nintendo characters

>>715612574
Somehow but the funniest thing to me is how it went from "Must Play'' to "meh, it's another Kojima good game whatever".
Meanwhile DK Bananza has 90 meta + Must-Play.
Reminder that MK World started at 92 meta and didn't get the mention.

>>715612506
Yeah I'm not sure why people think Nintendo is getting "fellated" by outlets. If anything I'd say the score would be higher if not for how hard of a negativity tour journos are taking Nintendo on right now. 90 doesn't really scream "game made by the Super Mario Odyssey team" to me.

West won
Jap lost
loooooooool

Eric do you remember when Monster Hunter Wilds' reviews came out and were shit and you tried desperately to bump a pokemon seethe thread you created?
Good times!

>>715612469
Seething schizo has to make up fake scores to cope.

Will now spend months of his life watching hours of gameplay footage to find something to shitpost about.

Kek loving every laugh. Feels good being a tendie.

HE'S FUCKING BAAAAAAAAACKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkStDujjLT8

90 is a good score, but it's not $400+$80+tariff good

>>715611217 (OP)
>>715612760

>>715612760
This looks super generic

>>715611217 (OP)
IGN gave it a 10/10 and it has a 91 opencritic so far. Why lie? Just to farm (you)s?

>>715611693
>Pablo, owner of Pablo'sGamingShack on youtube, has been playing videogames for 30 years, has thousands of video reviews, loves videogames
>his opinion doesn't matter, off to user (cattle) reviews you go
>omg is that Samantha Cleveland (male), the newest diversity hire at Poligon? No I don't care that she doesn't even like videogames because they're for "incel chuds" and has never played a game or made a review before, of course her score goes on the critic (royalty) side!
How is this something people are ok with?
This shit isn't like book reviews, where the critic is some guy who's been making newspaper column reviews since the 70s, has a degree in literature, and several published masterpieces
Videogame reviewers are, and have always been (even back then), random schmucks with zero credentials, and less competency and experience than you and me

>>715611217 (OP)
Sony chuds lost.

>>715612779
what about 91?

>>715612563
You were saying?

>>715611217 (OP)
>only 90 for a nintendo mainline platformer

Rare lost
Sony lost
PC lost
Nintendo won

>METACRITIC JUST WENT UP TO 91
STOP THE CUONT

JESUS CHRIST STOOOOOPPPP!

>>715612970
OH NO NO NO. O EHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SNOY BROS???

How hard are "fans" of this cult going to seethe when Bananza becomes the best selling Donkey Kong game ever?

>>715612970
HOSANNA

FOREVER

>>715612959
nintendies will never recover from this

>>715612081
The tears! THE TEARS!

>>715612970
Tendie cheque finally cleared.

>>715611217 (OP)
about a 75 without the nintendo bonus, seems about right

>The only game able to recover MKWorld disappointment got the strict minimum (90 meta) for Must Play mention to boost Switch 2 Hype after all that marketing from Nintendo
Are you guys really that surprised?
Reminder that if you have a Switch 2 and not hype for this game, you can only rely on MKW.

>>715612760
So DK is pretty much just a dog now?

consolewar faggotry feels so fucking forced
are any of you faggots real? am i talking to ai?

>>715612401
Snoy, you can't get even get in the top 5. Who are you trying to fool?

Not even fucking Kojima could save you

>>715612970
>>715612996
I can't take this...

>>715612096
>this year
There's been racism in this industry against Japanese devs since the 360 era or so. Maybe earlier. Any quirky Japanese game is met with obligatory comments about how weird Japan is, any kind of sexuality in Japanese games is misogynistic, yada yada. Even Japanese devs around 2010 and 2011 started feeling like they were inferior and falling simply for being in the "wrong" country and started churning out Western inspired slop because they thought that was better. Looking at what FF has become, Square-Enix still hasn't recovered from it.

Normally I'm not the kind of guy who bleats about racism, but I find it massively hypocritical that the same developers and journalists that can't stop whining about evil bigoted gamers are so nakedly racist against the Japanese.

>>715612760
> A cute little girl companion
> Brings the Kremlings back to DK
Yup, this is /v/'s game

What the fuck did Odyssey do to net 6 points higher?

>>715612853
The number changes as more reviews are added, dumbo

Is this the best modern Nintendo game?

>>715612970
Kojumbo sisters...

>>715611304
Lol chud it’s…… 94%..

Uhh but that’s only based on…. 136 reviews when DK has.. 41..

..FUCK FUCK FUCK NONONONONO ANOTHER FLOP ON THE SHITCH2 ALREADY? WHY WASNT THERE A MAINLINE MARIO GAME. WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING

>>715613101
>I-I-I-IT'S AI
Shut the fuck up, snoy.

>>715613139
I agree. I've played through Odyssey and I've watched a lot of Bananza gameplay. I think Bananza looks way better than Odyssey and I'm confident it is better.

>>715613139
Mario bonus

Super Mario Galaxy - 97
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - 97
Super Mario 3D World - 93
Super Mario Odyssey - 97

It's low for this team.

>>715613139
Being a Mario game. If it was Called Super Mario Bananza it would have a 97

>>715613128
It started around the time G4 was a thing. Was it named G4?

E33 won!
E33 won!
Congratulations!!

>>715613027
none, rare won and shartline lost

>>715612760
why is the k.rool boss the exact same as the bowser fights from odyssey where your hat would get boxing gloves

>60 without the nintendo bonus
Oh no no no no!

>>715613121

>#6

literally who

>>715613170
Yes. New Zelda is too divisive with it's weapon breaking and dropping dungeons. Mario Odyssey isn't as good as Galaxy. This is Nintendo's best AAA game on the Switch/Switch 2

>>715613139
Switch 1 launch year had the magic of "OMG YOU CAN JUST TAKE THIS THING OUT AND PLAY MARIO ANYWHERE". In 2025 the concept just isn't as novel, the Nintendo bonus is faltering.

>>715613246
He has multiple boss fights

He's so fucking ugly.

>>715612429
Spanish media.
It would be perfectly posible that they do it on purpose to get some views.

>>715612970
Death Stranding 2's already out of the running at this point.

NDS is kicking in again lmao.
Eight more years, what fun.

>>715613276
Beats me

>>715613223
It's a far more experimental platformer, much in line with Sunshine which was a 92.

>>715612779
Legit retard. No point in correcting you

Eurogamer is so stupid their 4/5 review get transformed to 80/100

>>715613223
Well yes they took an enormous risk working on a game without Mario in the title.

>Rarefaggots seething
The Switch 2 broke you.

>>715613310
It'll be nominated for Game of the Year at the Game Awards.

>>715613139
being mario

>>715613223
It would score a 97 if it was called Super Mario Bananza

>>715612760
>leakers were saying that he's half-way through the game
>you already have all the transformations at void kong
>ONE boss between the reveal and the final confrontation

>>715613246
I thought the same thing too, lol

>>715613101
This is also how I feel.
Like everyone on this board comes here to argue but 99% have the same opinions or simply don't care, so they just start false flagging and baiting to facilitate some sort of discourse to satisfy their their autistic brain.

>>715613236
Yes Anon. And you're right, it was somewhere around that time. You could find some elitists among gaming journalists who turned up their nose at Japanese games for being out of touch and weird during the PS1 era, but it was around that time the mentality really started taking off in the western industry.

I remember this comic being pretty topical around 2006.

>>715613303
he literally looks like a pedophile

That Mario elephant game got a 92. These scores mean nothing.

>>715613139
Mario bonus.

>>715613339
That's how fractions work, pal.

>>715613270
>+30 without the anti donkey kong bias

So goty nominations on lock so far are E33, DS2, and DKB, with KCD2 and Split Fiction also likely.
Will Metroid Prime 4 make it?

>>715613447
Wonder was fucking incredible though.

>91
STOP THE COUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

>>715613483
this game is not getting a GOTY nomination

>>715613447
Mario Wonder outsold any Snoy or PC game. Your point?

>>715613303
lol

Have we seen the options in the leaks yet?
Can you turn off the voice acting in this game?

>>715613504
Every game by this studio has gotten a goty nomination going back to Galaxy 1.

>>715613483
Yes.

>>715613303
Bean mouth Kong

I'm glad there's another good game out there for me to play someday, if I get around to it (probably not buying a switch 2 though)

>>715613483
Metroid will cuck DK.

>>715613303
Pixar Kong.

>>715613515
You change the language, but you can't turn voices off individually.

>>715613582
Nah if anything it would be a double Nintendo nomination year like 2017 with BOTW and Odyssey

>>715613515
>the leaks
They aren't leaks anymore just go on YouTube and look it up. The answer is no but you can change her language to whatever you want

>>715613282
>This is Nintendo's best AAA game on the Switch/Switch 2
Is it the best Nintendo game since in 2010+?

>>715613510
>Mario Wonder outsold The Sims and Minecraft
Stop snorting the Nintendo cardboard

>STILL No KEK Rool videos
/v/ was really fooled by all those AI images, huh? Fine by me. Ashley will keep appearing in new games. KEK Rool though? Forgotten.

>>715613582
making it a switch 1 game was a fucking mistake, 5 (sw2 exclusive) better come out soon

>>715613582
fuck no, a lot of zoomer journos will be in for a shock when they realize Prime is not some cinematic action shooter

>>715613743

https://youtu.be/SkStDujjLT8?si=ApOCsJZO-lgLGnPl&t=3046

>>715613743
Lmao retard

>>715613483
Prime is pretty much a lock unless something went terribly wrong, which isnt likely considering they publicly werent willing to put this game out until it met a very high standard.

>>715613681
What's better? Breath slop?

Almost every review with a 8 or lower for DK gave Cair Obscur Expedition 33 a 9 or 10. Hmmm..

>>>715613743
>deleted
hahahaha fucking Ashleyfaggot

>>715613743
>[Deleted]
OH NO NO NO NO

>>715613223
Go back

K ROOL WON, FUCK YOU SHARTLINEFAGS

>>715613743
I screenshot your ass so everyone can laugh at you

>>715613935
both of you go back, what the fuck

>>715613971
Hahahahaha

>>715613804
That’s fucking awesome

>>715613761
If a mildly credible leaker is to be believed, 4 and 5 are being developed at the same time like 2 and 3 were, with 5 a switch 2 exclusive that better uses the hardware

>>715613935
>reset gender trannies are the ones responsible for anti DK shitposting

>>715613935
kek

It's always the fucking cubies

That’s it? After all that hype?

>>715611217 (OP)
Why do man children worship Nintendo so much?
All the Mario games are shit, Link is overrated character and his gaymes are shite. Donley kong is a literal monkey

OH MY REDDIT I GOTTA HAVE DANKEY KANGGGGG YEAHHHH LET'S GO NINTENDOOOOO BING BING WAHOOO PAULINE SO KAWAIIII DESU

>>715611217 (OP)
>IGN: 9/10
It's 10/10
https://youtu.be/Am14yeTAeOc

Void Kong was actually one fun boss. But him getting punched by K.Rool felt so oddly satisfying.

https://youtu.be/hRX0Ep7gacQ

Game is a technical disaster. Prepare for nonstop slowdowns and framedrops

>>715614191
Nintendo is my friend and cares about me.

I love how the signs are basically what everyone is saying right now

>>715613935
>resetera troons are the ones making deranged nintendo/DK shitposts
why are they like this

>>715613154
are you blind? OP said IGN gave it a 9 when they gave it a 10? why care enough to lie?

>>715613896
>>715613971
lmao

>>715614263
Hope you get your bottom surgery

>>715613935
Lmfaoooo

>>715614189
>>715614202
>>715614189
This snoy seethe will always be funny to watch.

>>715614089
I fully believe 4 was finished last year and they were holding it back on purpose

King K. Rool has pretty much surpassed Bowser when it comes to boss fights. Bowser's last couple of ones had been pretty lackluster, outside of Mario possesing him in the moon.

>>715613804
>they made him cool
>even has the gun
I was concerned Smash normies and the Odyssey influence would make him bland.

have any of the reviews mentioned how absurdly easy the game is?

>>715614556
they should retire bowser as a villain, too lame desu

>>715614556
K. Rool has always surpassed Bowser when it comes to boss fights, what the fuck are you talking about

>>715614618
Shut the fuck up, snoy.

>91 with the Nintendo penalty
Looks like they're seriously desperate for money.

>>715614263
>VRR sucks because.. photo mode
is this nigga serious? He didn't mention at all how VRR works in regular gameplay.

>>715614556
Mario bosses have never been very good outside of Odyssey, let's be fair.

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW TENDIES

>>715611217 (OP)
The game still has framerate and slowdown problems when lots is happening at the same time... the switch 2 is fucking shit. When is the switch 3 coming?

>>715614737
Legs so weak he would fit right into Drag x Drive.

By the way, Costco is selling the game for 63 bucks. I plan on playing through it then reselling it for about 55 to 60 dollars.

>>715611217 (OP)
/v/...lost again

>>715611217 (OP)
Pauline feet score?

>>715614737
Now remove the Sony Bonus

>>715614769
>shit that don't matter
LMAO. SWITHC WON; YOU LOST

>>715614835
2 kid soles/10

>>715614650
Hell nah the Bowser boss fight in Mario World was much better than K Rool one in DKC

>>715613339
Umm yes, thats what 4/5 means retard

>>715614795
I found a site that sells it for 20% off through cash back, but it looks like it's only available to bongs and other euros, not americans, even if I went for the digital code.

bought it just so I have the earliest version of the game because I'm weird
too bad I can't play it yet because I'm waiting for Samsung S95F to get a few hundred euros cheaper

>>715611217 (OP)
WOAH journos sucking off a 1st party nintendo game? No way!!!!

>>715614737
Do you think he would shatter into a million pieces if someone were to hit him with a leg sweep?

>tendies lost and got raped today

>>715614895
faggot

Reminder that Critics have always hated Donkey Kong.

>>715614642
>they should retire bowser as a villain
>Nintendo ever fully committed to that, retiring one of their mainstay villains.
Only long-term villain Nintendo seems to plan on keeping retired at this point is Ridley (watch Prime 4 prove me wrong on this), as seen by him missing in Metroid Dread. Bowser will always be Mario's main bad guy.

>>715613303
Ugh

Krool looks great but this thing .. awful

gatornigger is BACK BABYYYY

>70/100 without the Nintendo bonus
Damn it's shit, I was really hoping it'd be good

so what post-game content is there? saw a review mention it but not specifics

>>715614835
ToT out of ToT

>>715613971
>Smashshitter getting obliterated after trying to shitpost outside of their own autism generals
Love to see it.

Glorious fakeout credits

>MARIO SHART WORLDS WILL SURPASS E33…YOULL SEE
>it doesnt
>DONKEY KONG BANANZA WILL SURPASS E33…*sniffles*..YOULL SEE
>it doesnt
>METROID PRIME 4 WILL SURPASS EXPEDITION 33….YOU….*whimpers and cries into xis bing bang wahoo plushie*…YO-….YOULL SEE….*has a meltdown*

E33 won, tendies lost and got raped

>>715615160
Kotaku always hated everything that isn't gay men and black women

>>715613935
OHNONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>715615315
back to trannyera sis

journalists lost
E33 shills lost
snoys lost
resetera troons lost
rare fanboys lost
DK bros won

I want to fuck K Rool

>>715611537
>Nintendo's first Switch 2 masterpiece
Mario Kart bros?

>>715611217 (OP)
It's lower than Blue Prince. Count out all the buffs and your monkey chong game really sucks, doesn't it?

>>715612970
I wonder who will do "that one obligatory clickbait" bad review nintendo games always get.

>>715615315
Still fantasizing, Blunderfag?
You have to clean the floors today and we ran out of cleaner. You gotta use your tongue again.

>>715612760
The ending leaves me extremely confused. So this is clearly a prequel to Odyssey, but also a sequel to every DKC game so far. I know Mario has never had any serious lore, but unless the often referenced original Donkey Kong was retconned to have never happened, none of this makes sense.

>>715615514
No, there's a mandate this year to overinflate these AA/indie western slop games for damage control that's happen to the western gaming industry that is free fall.

>>715615234
>100/100 without the donkey kong tax
Damn it's kino. i was really hoping it'd be bad

>>715615608
It's worse than E33, it's over

so is this bullshit?

Rarefags LOST

>>715612103
Yeah i'm sure this tendie fag was the right guy to get an unbiased opinion on a nintendo game lol

>GOTY 2025 : E33
>GOTY 2026 : GTA6
Why can't amerimutts and nips make good games anymore?
Eurogods dominate the game market now

>>715615674
yes you fucking retard

>>715613223
Every single review says "its not Mario" for better or worse, they cant judge the game for its own it seems.

ASTRO GODS?????????

WE'RE STILL ON TOP

>>715615674
You really thought wizpig was gonna show up in a DK game. Fucking tard.

>>715615749
that's such a journo thing to do, my GOD

>>715615664
>>715615724
Europe publications need to be taken off metacritic

>>715615724
Dumb retard

>>715615758
you were never on top sonygro. mario odyssey has a 97

>>715613605
>>715613643
That's a bummer. Any screenshots of the options menu floating around?

>x review
>"games good but not groundbreaking as Mario, theres 0 innovation in this: 90"
>y review
>"the game is innovative and fresh, it has so many new ideas : 85"
Wtf

Tendies when the press (rightfully) shits on a mid wii-era or wii-u era title:
>YE-YEAH, WELL, THOSE GUYS DON'T MATTER ANYWAY, WE PLAY FUN GAMES, NOT MOVIES

Tendies when their soulless Mario bing bing wahoo open world game gets 10 extra points for the :Nintendo Bonus" and only because their console sales are good and it's usually from streamer simps and glorified tabloids.
>LOOK, SEE, YOU GUYS ARE COPING AND ARE CONTRARIAN, THE CRITICS ARE RIGHT!


Snoys are still worse, though. All Nintendo's good, non-kiddie games are restricted to anime slop and those are still pretty tame. We got Metroid, now give us F-Zero and Star Fox at least.

>>715615758
Legs so weak you can easily tear them apart.

Because DK lost to E33, how many E33 threads will tendies invade seething at E33 now? It feels like they wont stop attacking it until the game awards now out of pure seethe

>>715615859
GAME OF THE YEAR???????

LMAO NAH TROPHY-LESS NIGGERS OUT

>>715615964
I give 0 shits about western kikeslop, Bananza will outsell it 3x.

>>715615964
E33 is coming to Switch 2 tho. Tendies will ignore it because they have better games to play.

>>715611217 (OP)
>This is the 2nd game you need to buy a Switch 2 for

>>715615758
I still need to play the dlc levels

>>715615964
E33's cult has been obsessed with getting Geoff's grand prize shill trophy from the start, so id actually say the opposite will happen

I enjoyed E33, but that game also has a bonus, because its basically the FF17 people wants, and people are less harsh on its flawa because le indie games and supporting the underdog.

>>715615974
BOTW won GOTY that year. You still lost

>>715616014
Clair Obscur is a very good game, why bash on it? I don't think it being well made and the clear frontrunner for GOTY takes anything away from any of Nintendo's games.

>>715612760
I hope this game will get people who can't stop ranting that Nintendo and/or Miyamoto and/or some other dumb boogieman hates Rare and wanted to retake DK for themselves to shut up already. Bananza has so many nods to the original trilogy and they even brought back the fucking alligator, it's all you could ever want.

>>715616094
>b-b-b-but muh Zelda
YOU ALREADY LOST HAHAHAHAHA MARIO CAN'T CARRY THE PLATFORMER GENRE

>makes faggots and shills seethe

>>715616080
>>715616087
>>715616097
Reminder all 90% of the 8/10 reviews for DK happened to give clair a 10/10 or 9.

>>715616097
E33 needs to win GOTY so we can have another European bvll dabbing on Japanese gooks like pic related:

>this image repels Tendies btw

>>715616182
I agree, mentally ill tendie cultists get triggered hard by Rare DK

>2018 GOTY was God of War
>on a playstation console, not a Nintendo console
>2019 GOTY was Sekiro
>on a playstation console, not on a Nintendo console
>2020 GOTY was TLOU 2
>on a playstation console, not on a Nintendo console
>2022 GOTY was Elden Ring
>on a playstation console and finally coming to shitendo switch 2 3 years later (still not out lol)
>2023 GOTY was BG3
>on a playstation console, not on a Nintendo console
>2024 GOTY was astro bot
>on a playstation console, not on a Nintendo console
>2025 GOTY is gonna be E33
>on a playstation console, not on a Nintendo console

UHHHHHH TENDIE BROS???? DID WE JUST…LOST AND GOT RAPED??? QUICK GET THE SALES CHARTS QUICK QUICK QUICK

>>715615724
It's amazing how the Americans and Japanese are making high-budget, boring shits while the Europeans are making low-budget, high-quality, innovative games.

I guess I didn't go offline soon enough.
But doesn't it suck to have countless of opinions that aren't yours, pushed onto you, before you even have a chance to form your own opinions?

I quite miss being able to play a brand new release and not have some damned metascore number in my head or some review quotes.
It's a very fresh feeling to jump into a game and be genuinely unsure of what to expect. But /v/ fucking loves to spam shit be it to shit on or to shill. So that's fucking impossible without going straight up offline. But off course I'm too internet addicted for that and here I am.

>>715616292
you lost
>>>/resetera/

>>715616305
There is nothing innovative about e33

>>715616392
but enough about DK bananza

>>715616245
So they're rigging it for E33 to get Goty? Why?

>>715615278
one eye should be bigger than the other, fucking nu-nintendo don't even know their own fucking characters

>>715616425
>anon can't read
lol

I have tendie fatigue

>>715616295
>2026 GOTY is gonna be GTA6
Exclusively not on a Nintendo console

>>715616245
>give a higher score to the better game

what seems to be the problem?

>>715616427
Western gaming is doing bad with layoffs, canceled projects and games bombing. Desperate save face attempt.

>>715612934
He won.

>30fps in boss battles docked
THE POWER OF SWITCH TWO

>>715616175
seething tranny

>>715616295
https://vidyagaemawards.com/previous-years
Nah, Smash and Dread got the Least Worst awards in their respective years, so they got a few hits in.

>>715616549
Also weird how it only has 84 reviews. DK'S total reviews are about to surpass it even.

>>715616369
I'm a little disappointed in myself for getting spoiled by these threads. I don't use any social media aside from 4chan and YouTube, so it was a no-brainer that I'd get spoiled by these chuds. It's my fault for sticking around.

>>715611217 (OP)
Raresnoys….Cubesnoys…..N64snoys….Mario Kart world-antis….i don’t feel so good

>>715611217 (OP)
>90
>it's mid
damn I thought it might be at least good with a 94 but that's mid asf

>>715616549
do you really think expedition 33 is the much worse game? Are you that much brainrotted by bing bang that you are creating schizo theories about muh bias?

Journalists suck off shitendo. The fact they would hate a mainstream IP and praise a masterpiece that comes out of nowhere by a passionate studio is complete brainrot

This is a Donkey Kong thread why are you spamming unrelated shit

Reviews are saying the game is ridiculously easy, far more so than Odyssey, and without any of that game's postgame content, to the point it'd probably be too trivial for anyone above the age of 7.

>>715615949
Media and critics were always against Nintendo, same as it ever was

I don't know. Those reviews screams bait. It will be bad.

>>715616392
errm wrong, you press the button at the right time. that's hype as fuck bro

>We now love IGN because they gave them a 10/10

>>715616681
E33 mandate journos are keeping this from getting a higher score.

>>715616625
>posting /v/ cringe shit
so this is what tendies have fallen to…fucking 4chan awards by a bunch of autistic losers

>>715616716
Nah I've blocked their channel after they spread so much misinformation and then tried to hide behind "but nobody knew ;)))" like the MSRP was on the website, they knew. Fucking cucks

>frame drops happening in a homegrown exclusive title
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THE POWER OF THE SWITCH 2!!!!!!!!!!!

>>715616681
Raresnoys cubesnoys and e33snoys feel jealous and insecure of DKs success

>>715616512
E33 has better graphics and runs better of course.
Its also an underdog situation with an indie game delivering, being released everywhere (its the only game of the big 3 thats on Xbox and Steam).
Story/art direction/music are good.

Thats it, its not groundbreaking as none of its systems or mechanics are new, its a 3 niggas in a row game with Mario RPG timing mini games in every fight

>>715616182
>>715616292
And then Rarefags wonder why they get labeled as Snoys.

>>715616282
Oh, so basically E33 fans are insufferable about it and that's why everyone is praying on the game's downfall? That sucks, I wonder why people can't be normal about good video games coming out anymore. Do you think it has to do with the fact that AAA is so doomed?

>>715616292
You snoys never gave a shit about Rare DK until Bananza spurred you into contrarianism.

>>715616681
>tendies posted a thread last night saying how excited they were to beat E33 in reviews
>it doesnt
>STOP…POSTING UNRELATED…STUFF

oh so NOW its a bad thing huh

>>715616810
are you retarded? those posts were made to shit on snoys

>>715616912
Yes, because Raresnoys calling Switch fans "mentally ill tendie cultists" are definitely shitting on snoys.

>>715616759
But enough about you.

>>715616947
I like rare games and i hate snoys. you're a stupid faggot

>FUCK BANANZA AND FUCK SWITCH 2

>RARE DK WAS BETTER

>>715616295
>it's been almost 10 years since Nintendo won GOTY

I own both a Switch 2 and a PS5 because I'm not a poorfag or an autistic console war baitfag like most of you people here, but that's just sad.

>>715616794
I'd rather have a 24 fps kino game than a 120 fps game like COD

>>715617041
you seem insecure in your purchases.

>FUCK THE SWITCH 2 AND FUCK NINTENDO
>THEY RUINED DK

>RARE FOR LIFE

>>715615950
>now give us F-Zero and Star Fox at least.
I could see them bring F-Zero back and marketing it as a more "traditional racing game" since MK World is the open world racer, and they did make a "test the waters game" like 99, and all the old F-Zero titles can be played on NSO. As for Star Fox, that one's a lot more up in the air on whether they got a new idea for the series since they've left it on a shelf for almost a decade after the last failure and haven't done much with it since.

>>715613282
>Mario Odyssey isn't as good as Galaxy.
This is a dogshit opinion even though Galaxy is good.

>>715613282
>This is Nintendo's best AAA game on the Switch/Switch 2
How? It has the same boring "toy box" game design for babies as all of their other recent games, just with an even lower difficulty level

>>715613223
oh NO, we're down from a 97 to a 90 on a high-production experimental platformer from Nintendo.
the horror, the absolute horror. devs will starve because of this. nintendo's yearly crop will wilt because some dude in LA gave DK Bananza an 8 instead of a 10.

According to Digital Foundry it uses FSR 1.0, not any of the vastly improved FSR versions or DLSS which the hardware fully supports. Maybe a holdover from it beginning development on the Switch 1? Either way, it seems like this choice alone is likely responsible for the performance and visual clarity issues. Simply updating to a newer version would make a massive difference.

>>715617035 hi raresnoy tranon you left your image here —> >>715617037

>How? It has the same boring "toy box" game design for babies as all of their other recent games, just with an even lower difficulty level

>>715617326
no, that's your father

>>715617310
sounds like something they could patch in I suppose

>>715617120
How exactly?

*braaaaaap*

>>715611217 (OP)
Didn't expect any less from the Odyssey team.

Day 1

>>715614191
>gaymes are shite
>UK bruv innit
aren't you guys all unironic playstation freaks because muh FIFA and SPORTS FC

>Another 89

It's shit, confirmed

>>715617360
astro bot really is a game for toddlers lol, it has the illusion of difficulty because you die in one hit. a game more braindead than mario, and snoys lap it up because they're all lobotomized.

DK>>715616674
I don't actually think it's bad but I find it completely bullshit and unbelievable that every 8/10 review for DK(the reason it scored a low 90) also just so happened to give E33 a 9 or a 10/10. Literally everyone of them. That's not a coincidence.

>>715614737
I never hated your game, but I ain't buying a nogaemstation to play it.

>>715617476
They were retarded enough to destroy their shit country with brexit, they're just circling the drain as a pathetic US vassal state at this point

>>715617520
lmao

>>715615749
>Every single review says "its not Mario" for better or worse
Which is a fair assessment to make, mindlessly mashing your way through terrain isn't as fun as precise platforming

>>715611217 (OP)
Expedition 33 won, tendie pedos dilating lmao

>>715615160
DK is unironically a much more challenging take on platforming, and it's appeal is usually level design over raw spectacle. What's funny is that Bananza is the first time in a while that DK has actually leaned into raw production value and spectacle as well as gameplay.

>>715617616
He's right

How will Switch 2less troons cope without this masterpiece?

god…

god FUUUUCKING DAMN DOES IT FEEL GOOOOOOD TO WAKE UP AND BE A SONYCHAD TODAY

>>715611217 (OP)
Weren't tendies talking shit about Slop Obscur and Astrobot yesterday? lol talk about karma

>>715615664
>muh completely different genre comparison
two_cakes.jpg

>Expedition 33 won, tendie pedos dilating lmao
>god…

>god FUUUUCKING DAMN DOES IT FEEL GOOOOOOD TO WAKE UP AND BE A SONYCHAD TODAY
>Weren't tendies talking shit about Slop Obscur and Astrobot yesterday? lol talk about karma

>>715617360
Astro Bot sucks too, what's your point?

>>715617687
lmao

uhhhh ohhhh

tendie meltie tendie meltie

>>715617310
I think it is a holdover because IIRC, EPD's internal engine has never previously supported any kind of temporal upscaling, which is the groundwork you need for DLSS/FSR2+.
That's also probably the reason they keep using FSR1.

>>715617674
>DK is unironically a much more challenging take on platforming, and it's appeal is usually level design over raw spectacle.
So why is Bananza easier than your average Kirby game?

>>715615315
You've never won a single thing in real life, which is why you try to claim industry wins for studios and corporations as your own.

>>715617768
This autistic cultist has 10 different tabs up defending shittendo and having a meltie

KEK

>>715617414
By your last comment. You sound desperate for validation.

>FUCK NINTENDO AND FUCK SWITCH 2
>EXPEDITION 33 IS AWESOMENESS PALWORLD IS AWESOMENESS
>NINTENDO KILLED RARE AND NOT RARE THEMSELVES
>FUCK NINTENDO THEY FUCKIJG RUINED DK
>FUCK DK BANANZA
>I FUCKING LOVE MOVIES

>>715617929
Projecting again, I see.

>>715617929
So less than you, your point?

>>715617960
Schizo moment?

>>715615950
>a mid wii-era or wii-u era title
...such as?
>bing bing wahoo open world game gets 10 extra points for the :Nintendo Bonus" and only because their console sales are good
>We got Metroid, now give us F-Zero and Star Fox at least.
anon I'm not as big a fan for the all ages platformers as I am Fire Emblem and Metroid, but it sounds like you're actually just coping and seething that people have the gall to like a DK game before any plans to release the other stuff you like have been announced. I don't think it's inconceivable that people just like DK Bananza

the fact there's this much asshurt over donkey kong of all things tells me this must be a pretty sweet game.

>>715617710
>>715615718

>>715617668
>tendie pedos
As opposed to E33 fans (Maelle is 16)?

>>715613935
>Jungle Beat only has an 80
>Fucking Tropical Freeze aka the best 2D platformer of all time only has an 83

Yeah, journos definitely have a thing against DK kek.

>>715618004
You don't know what that word means

>*has never played a Rare game*

>I FUCKING LOVE RARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>FUCK NINTENDO FOR KILLING THEM

>>715618000
so is expedition 33 the same thing as palworld now for tendies?? Just a boogeyman game that they will endlessly hate because it threatens and embarrasses their company?

>>715615964
E33 threads will stay the same. a few people will point out that the turn based mechanics are garbage and completely undermined by the retarded focus the encounters place on parrying, and that the game is nothing more than a modern-day counterpart to Bioshock Infinite, with bog standard flashy "gameplay" and a pseud story riddled with dogshit pacing and writing that got praised because it made journos and tourists feel like they were art connoisseurs for a few hours while they played it.

and then that one unemployed sperg manlet will start screaming about brown people.

>>715617719
Im glad bro, what are you playing right now?

>>715613935
>it's a Cubesnoy
Of fucking course.

>>715611217 (OP)
This was suppose to be the system seller, there's not even a mainline Mario or Zelda game within years of being released. If this score sticks then this system is officially a wii u tier disaster.

>>715618110
If this is how people are reacting to a fucking 90 I can't imagine how things got when TF got that score jeez

>>715618207
It was hurt by Expedition 33 mandate critic's. It would have 93-95 if not for them.

>>715618207
>91 is a disaster
In what Paralell fucking reality are you living?

>>715618168
Funny, because you Palsnoys endlessly seethed at Pokémon and now pretend to be innocent now that you've lost.

The current trend is that reviews drop over time now so expect it to settle around an 88 or 89 in the end. Still a great score.

eight more years

>>715616097
It's a terribly designed game with a horrifically badly paced story. The bioshock infinite comparisons >>715618185 are perfect

>>715618118
>he didn't say it was a lie
Guess that hit too close to home.

>>715617310
sounds like they need to work on the engine tools to support temporal upscaling, after which they could patch in DLSSS and immediately see massive stability improvements. I wouldn't be surprised if they were working on that in the background anyway but wanted to fund some of that development with an initial release first

>>715618290
sub 90 aint even worth playing and sub 95 is still mid

>>715616282
You are brown

>>715618281
Who buys a $600 console to play one 10 hour long $80 game with a 90 metacritic score? Steam gets like 50 of those a year.

>>715618138
>eric7

holy fuck xhe's melting down

>>715617868
I dunno, why are you lying?

>>715615127
One kid sole is worth 5 points though

>>715616674
>a masterpiece that comes out of nowhere by a passionate studio
you're a negro tourist

How did a simple 50 dollar game made by passionate indie french devs make a multi billion dollar fanbase seethe so fucking hard?

>EXPEDITION 33 IS BETTER

>NINTENDO RUINED DK!!!!!!!!

>>715618401
>Steam
>games
lol nice one

>>715618472
Why does Nintendo being more successful than any shitty French company will ever be make snoys seethe so hard?

>>715618481
Please stop spamming this handsome fellow's pics

>>715612885
This is why you need to find an independent creator / reviewer that you trust and has good taste to use as a barometer for whether games are good or not

>>715618185
>>715618309
E33 is fine and even great, and it'll attract shitposting retards who want to use it like a cudgel against literally any other games as well as contrarian faggots like you that revel in going "um akshually it's dogshit :)" towards any game that seems to be getting a lot of unanimous earnest praise.

>>715618280
>expedition 33 mandate
holy schizo

>>715618390
I disagree, in all honestly the super high review scores are becoming a red flag for me because there's this increasing disconnect between journalists and players and what appeals to journalists often doesn't appeal to me. I loved Stranger of Paradise and journos hated that game it scored in like the mid 70s. Meanwhile some games that are rated highly just fucking blow now.

>>715618401
>$80
Resorting to lying again? Retarded faggot

>Steam gets like 50 of those a year.
Name them, on the year 2024 please.

>>715618472
Underdog bonus + available everywhere (otherwise Xbox and Steam wouldnt have a taste of any GOTY)
>inn4 its everywhere but Nintendo lol
Theres no way E33 wont end up on Switch 2

>>715618407
>>eric7
>holy fuck xhe's melting down

>>715618574
Every 8/10 DK review gave E33 a 10/10. It's obvious

>>715618560
Are you trans? You type like a tranny desperate to act unbothered. Either way you're a fag and your taste is underdeveloped same as your frontal lobe.

July 16th 2025

the day donkey kong mindbroke /v/ shitposters

>DK lost
>E33 won
Holy Based! Tendies in fucking shambles!

Years since a critically-acclaimed multi-award winning GOTY released exclusively on its platform:

>Sony: Last year (Astro Bot 2024)
>Nintendo: 8 years ago (BOTW 2018)
>Xbox: lol lmao

Uhh....... it's been years already.......... it's still not looking good Tendies

>>715618673
damn this eric nigga ugly as hell, no wonder he's an incel

>>715613935
>Gamecubesnoy pfp

>>715618625
And once it does, snoys will turn their backs on it and call it pretentious trash just like Persona 5.

>>715618407
hes been crying worse than his boogeyman eric ever since expedition made a tendie game lose and got raped

>>715618560
You've been proven correct

>>715618704
>the game just being good? impossible, it's a grand conspiracy.

I can't wait to see tendie niggers cry over e33 winning goty over their favorite tendiesloppa

It's gonna be a great day

>>715612223
seems more like a brian to me

>hes been crying worse than his boogeyman eric ever since expedition made a tendie game lose and got raped

>>715618207
>muh Bananza can't attract people
>muh no mainline Mario or Zelda within years, trust me guys
/a/ poster is the token retard as usual
>>715618401
>$600
lol third world
>but who buys this console with only a small launch lineup
5-6 million already bought this with mario kart and zelda++ within the first month. why do you think this console is a flop?

>>715618727
SEETHING SNOY ZELDA TOTK WON MORE GAME OF THE YE-- ACK!!!!
>unanimously sweeps awards in your path

>>715618059
No? Why do you say that?

>>715618673
>Hm? No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. Well and wide awake! Do not treat me like an old withering snake.

>>715618809
tendiefags do not understand this

>WHAAAATTT SOMEONE LIKED A GAME BETTER THAN MY TENDIE SLOP? CONSPIRACY

this also explains why every negative post about nintendo is “eric”. They are a cult full of delusion

>>715618709
>no response
>errm, tranny? uh yeah tranny, i'm thinking tranny. g-g-guys back me up here, he's a tranny right...?
i accept your defeat, retard-kun

brb playing wokey kong troonanza

Repeat after me :
Expedition 33 won, Donkey Kong lost

>ffFUCK NINTENDO AND FUCK THE SWITCH 2
>I FUCKING LOVE MEDIOCORE JRPG CLONES
>I FUCKING LOVE FRENCH PEOPLE AND BRITISH PEOPLE AND CHINESE PEOPLE
>PALWORLD IS EPIC AWESOMNESS

>snoys livid about review scores now

lmao

>>715618915
...you seriously think anyone is falling for your desperate attempts to sound like the "straight man" here when shit like >>715618983 keeps being posted unprompted?

>>715618727
lol

>>715618727
Congratulations on the Playstation 5 (2020) getting it's first ever video game in the year 2024!!! It's great they came out swinging for their first release, and I hope they keep this energy up for their next game in 2030!!

>>715619020
The snoy meltdown is rapidly approaching liquid metal tier and Famitsu isn't even out yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgdM0o9V3c
playthrough's out

>>715619005
name 1 better recent jrpg

I know you're upset that glorious Nipon can't make good jrpgs any more but this is pathetic.

I wouldn't be surprised if China released a better JRPG at this point

Watch as Ghost of Yotei releases with a 94 metacritic lmaooooooooo

>>715619020
it's quite sad, they'll always be upset about something. nintendo could go bankrupt tomorrow like they've always wanted and they'd still find a way to be upset about the news.

Death Stranding 2 has a higher score
Astro Bot has a higher score

It’s official, tendies got raped and are dilating, xers can’t handle it
Sony always wins baby, you can’t beat sony

>>715618979
Fun fact. Those colours don't mean anything in Japan. They aren't owned by any group or way of thinking, they are simply colours that compliment each other.

>I ONLY PLAY MATURE FRENCH RPG SLOP AND WALKING SIMULATORS FOR MATURE MOVIE ENTHUSIASTS
>EXPEDITION IS EPICNESS!!!!! GOD OF WAR IS EPICNESS!!!!!!!!BALDURS GATE IS EPICNESS!!!!!!!! PALWORLD IS EPICNESS!!!! LAST OF US IS AWESOMENESS!!!!!FUCK NINTENDO daee BING BING!!! I SAID IT FOR BABIES BIGN BING GIVE ME MORE MOVIEs GIVE ME MORE!!!! MORE MOVIES GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!

>>715613139
come out 8 years ago, doing Odyssey 2 Dong edition isn't as amazing when Odyssey already exists

>>715619173
>Bringing up unreleased games
>J-just you WAIT tendies, we'll win...soon...

>>715619219
donkey Kong got raped with a baguette tendie pedo (;

>>715619216
To make matters worse those are basic colors yong boys and girls like. These fags choose them specfically because if this

>>715619219
lol this guy is actually having a meltie

get raped by big french cock

>>715619219
The Raped

>>715615553
Sequel to DKC, prequel to the arcade games. Cranky isn't arcade DK anymore, so there's gonna be a ton of seething from the Cranky lore obsessed fandom.

>>715618409
Have you watched literally any gameplay of the game at all

>>715619282
Maybe one day I'll finally try that expedition game but faggots like you make it easy to wait

>>715613856
The main reason Prime 4 might not score that high is that it doesn't seem to have tried to "modernize" itself. I could see journos crying about how it feels like a game from 20 years ago, as if that were a bad thing.

>>715619339
>Cranky isn't arcade DK anymore

Japan deserved another nuke

>>715616794
Why was it OK for Knack to have frame drops on PS4? That was a launch game

>>715619149
>5 1/2 hours
People will spend $70 to play a 5 1/2 hour game, jesus fucking christ.

>>715619271
>ignores the Metroid Prime 4 posts with
tears in his eyes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>715619316
eric you losed and gotted raped or something o algo

>>715618818
mario if he real

>>715619412
It's ok when Shittendo does it

These are literal cultists you're talking about

>>715611217 (OP)
Only a 80/100? Wow that’s pretty mid…

>>715619412
>b-but last gen game on a last gen console!!!!1!1
Isn't the Switch supposed to be on par with a Series S or a PS4 PRO? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>715619438
Cool, Metroid Prime 4 will beat YoDEI anyway, so you bringing it up won't help you, snoy

>>715612760
I don't think he's ever felt more generic to be honest. That's pretty much just Bowser. It's underwhelming.

>>715611217 (OP)
how about the length? does it have more content than odyssey?

>>715611217 (OP)
>DK got raped by E33
Tendies on suicide watch

>>715618959
You've been called a faggot for the way you act so many times throughout your life that you've started coping with it by regarding it as a victory. Keep replying.

>>715615553
Or the Cranky Kong shit was retconned and the original Donkey Kong game happens after the DKC games.

>>715619362
Yes. I've also played all of the Kirby games so I'm not sure where this point of comparison is coming from.

>>715619564
DK is going to outsell that game in a day or less.

>>715619564
Can you not runy anything other than base ms paint?

>>715619219
holy FUCK look at all those caps. This tendie really is melting down

wouldnt be surprised if he posts pizza by the end of it all and blames it on his boogeyman like what he always does

>k rool likes rotten bananas
huh.

>>715619219
Raped. Gaped.

Jesus this thread.

>>715619564
Expeditionsnoys are somehow worse than snoys and PCfaggots at this point, holy shit.

>>715619636
Holy projecting

>>715619173
I liked the first one and I wonder why you're console warring such a shitty looking sequel

>>715619624
>Yes.
And you didn't notice how braindead easy the game is?

>>715619672
Spics being granted internet access was a mistake

>>715619672
The worst outcome happened. It didn't score higher specifically because of E33 journos.

>>715619691
type a paragraph all in caps to show how not mad you are about expedition 33 raping tendie slop

>>715611505
no wonder they got conquered by muslim farmers

>>715619672
Nintendomination really brings out the mental illness

>>715619681
What's the matter? Seeing a European RPG as a GOTY frontrunner giving you PTSD? Tendie are you okay?

>>715619785
Or it's just a worse game?

>>715619628
This.

>>715619817
I'm not the one spamming pointless comparisons to a completely unrelated game as a cope, snoy.

>>715619832
xDDd TENDIE

GOOD ONE FELLOW RESETERA REDDITOR!

Reminder that Eric has never played E33, much less any of the games he uses for his console war shit.

Now remove the nintendo bonus, the nostalgia bonus and the cunny bonus.

>>715619841
>Platformer vs. RPG
Two different genre, dumb ass. Might as well say that the first Super Mario Bros. was more influential than FF7.

>>715619672
Expeditionsnoys, snoys, and Rarefaggots are mindbroken by Nintendo's success.

>>715611217 (OP)
holy tendie meltdown ITT

>>715619832
SWEN-SENSEI...!

PUHREASE!!!

NO MORE!!!! WE COMMIT SEPPUKU FOR YOU

>>715619841
Guess we'll never know because of the bias of E33

>>715619391
Nintendo has never considered modern and arcade DK as separate characters, so this isn't a surprise at all. The whole "Cranky is arcade DK" thing was stupid and never worked anyway without retarded explanations like "Kongs age ungodly fast".

>>715619923
>muh resetera
>muh redditor
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TENDIES ARE HANGING ON THE ROPES

The funniest thing about this is that i GUARANTEE that there were a couple tendies creating a folder of memes ready to unleash of DK Bananza BTFOing E33 if it got higher scores

they now feel awkward about making them and have probably deleted them and are just doing damage control in these threads. The threads last night of hyping it up beating E33s scores definitely makes me believe all this

I'm new to the tendie ecosystem as a PC player, I've seen some people talk about buying physical but what's the point when it doesn't seem to have anything special? I got xenoblade chronicles X and it was literally just the cartridge and a tiny piece of paper

>>715611304
94, 136 reviews
DK is at 91 with only 40 reviews, when the other 100 come in... uh oh.
94, minus the sony bonus is... 82. okay now subtract the bribed reviews and... OOOF thats 37. Damn, no wonder no one played or talked about that game outside of journalists.

>>715620205
>it was real in my mind

HE HAS NO STYLE
YOU KNOW HIS NAME
THIS KONG'S
IN THE FUCKING GAME

ON A BILLBOARD
(AND IT'S REAL TOO)
STRETCH YOUR ARMS OUT
AND CLAP MY DUDES

CELEBRATE YOURSELF
JUST LIKE A GOON
THESE SHITTY LYRICS
BARELY MATCH THE TUNE

HUH!

>>715620205
METROID PRIME 4 WILL BRING BACK HONOR TO JAPAN JUST YOU WAIT

>Eric the Barneyfag is melting down after 8 years
I bet he got fatter and is bald by now. Is he still a janitor?

>>715620205
lol retard THREE of the TOP FOUR highest rated games of the year are Switch 2 exclusives.

And the fourth one is coming to Switch 2 as well.

>>715619972
All canceled out by the Snoy Seethe Penalty

>>715620269
>refreshes the site
Oh thank God more reviews came in....... it's 79 reviews now....... and score dropped 1 point lower to 90....... fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck @FBI @CIA @UN @NINTENDO please sue metacritic!!!!!

>>715611537
>logan plant
>PLANT
literally admits to being a nintendo plant, and you still take his score seriously.

The concept of a single GOTY has the most unhinged people pitting a platformer on one console with an RPG on another console with no crossover in themes or audience.

Thinking you've "won" anything because the success of a game you chose to support is retard football hooligan behaviour.

>>715620349
>meltdown
when DK got BTFO'D and we got lovely totally sane and not mad tendie posts like this? >>715619219

yup, the tendies are the ones totally calm

>>715620292
>METROID PRIME 4 WILL BRING BACK HONOR TO JAPAN
Pretty sure Retro Studios is in Texas....are you okay bro?

>>715620414
DELETE THIS

>>715611505

Are the only posters here brown jeets and sony fags? Who cares about what a bunch a paid faggots have to say?

>oh right, that happened

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD LAUNCH TITLES YOU GOT THERE TENDIES

>>715619972
Ok, but we should also remove the indie bonus, depression bonus and hebe bonus for E33. And change the indie bonus for the Kojima bonus for DS2 as well

If we permanently banned these 3 fanbases, the quality of /v/ would improve drastically.

>>715620558
Sony fags do. Why do you think he's trying so hard?

>>715620585
That is a good score. Whats the issue?

>>715620606
Is palworld still a thing even? I haven't seen anyone talk about it for almost half a year at this point.

>>715620606
That's not what you said in the other thread >>715615075

>>715612760
behind are the days of hard to beat bosses in all ages games.

>>715620585
>Already deflecting to Mario Kart
Amazing

IGN NOW matters.

IGN is now /v/ approved.

KNEEL to IGN. OUR journos.

#IGN4LIFE

#ILOVEBBC

I don't get why we should care about scores? Sales numbers say everything

>>715620839
Look at crap like the recently released death stranding 2. High review scores but no sales numbers and nobody talks or cares about it

>>715611217 (OP)
It's Kino according to the paid critics.
Let's wait and see what gamers think.

NEW THREAD

>>715611617
>>715611617
>>715611617

>>715620820
SAAAAR GOOD MORNING!!! SONY DA BOMB!!

>>715620967
Not going to your thread, macaco

>>715620983
Good morning Pedro. All consoles suck monkey cock.

>>715621148
Nah all races hate jeets. Sorry pajeet

>>715611537
HOLY KINO

>>715611693
I stopped caring about metacritic after the both thing where 1 guy marked it far lower then everyone else simply out of spite. It was supposed to be this big respectable thing and critics just started playing with it so it lost my respect. I still have no idea what metacritic score ending ring or gown 2018 got.

Now I just go off word of mouth if something is good I'll hear about if it's bad I'll hear about if it wasn't popular enough to hear anything about but I'm interested in it I'll simply make a thread here. /v/ is obsessed with being objective and will often give me the most honest answer possible(+plus a few shit posts)

>>715616295
I remember people booing when RDR2 didn't win in 2018. 2020 cemented that Sony pays to win those when tlou2 beat doom eternal lol literally no one liked that game and when it was turned into a TV show a whole new audience of people hated it again. Astrobot also had no business beating wukong but whatever.

>>715611217 (OP)
>highest rated Donkey kong game ever
>people act like its a bad score
What

>>715611693
I stopped caring about Metacritic and related sites when I saw that some good movies I watched had a score lower than 50, and when I realized that a lot of pretentious games with bad gameplay had a score higher than 85, usually 90

>>715611217 (OP)
Not that high desu. 7/10 game without the Nintendo bonus.

>>715613935
Wait a minute, how did you know?

Metacritic is a joke because too many unserious outlets like "dexerto" and similar crap are included. They gave Death Stranding 2 a 10/10 ffs.

>>715626273
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=Super%20Mario%20Odyssey%20-%2097%20It%27s%20low%20for%20this%20team.

>>715611826
it's a good thing nobody cares what a lowly chud like you thinks