Holy fuck this looks so bad. It's like I'm back in 2009 playing the absolute worst of shitty PS3 ports.

BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WAVE OF RUBBLE, IT'S RUNNING AT LIKE 2 FPS

HOLY FUC IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PS1 GAME

BAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAA

>>715636587 (OP)
Reminder this game actually runs worse docked due to lower CPU clock speed.

Just downright embarrassing

>>715636587 (OP)
Wow... Minecraft Nintendo game #153 looking good.

>>715636587 (OP)
wow that looks terrible

Germans eating good with this level

snoys really will do anything to avoid admitting movieslop is boring

>>715636739
Lmfao

>>715636587 (OP)
>>715636739
>>715636978
>>715637048
>>715639150
>>715640213
>>715640403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARGuRtCt6Lg
I think this really shows what companies like Nintendo go through when you criticize them.

>>715636587 (OP)
>Stronger the PS4 they said

>>715640870
Framerates don't mean everything fuckface.

So is this eric's new cope?

>>715636587 (OP)
Ain't no fucking way

>>715640949
You're right.
Enjoy your four frames. Savor them. Really take your time on each one. I think it would be a mistake for you to spend anything less than a full second between the four.

>>715641054
>>715641145
I think you should watch the video sent by >>715640582

>>715641052

>>715641571
You already posted this like 10 minutes ago

>>715641610
Nah different anon and I borrowed this excellent meme

>>715640949
I can tell, Tendies made shit like Pokemon Scarlet and Violet the highest selling Pokemon games

>>715641571
>>715641610
>>715641673
>>715641701
Nintendo are still trying to get used to the Switch 2, please give them time.

still gonna sell gorillions
still gonna get GOTY
seethe
:^)

>>715636587 (OP)
Truwy wemarkable. OP is a bespoke faggot:

>>715640949
OMG the cope is delectable

>>715641701
That Ludicolo looks not so carefree anymore

>>715641768
You've got to give them time, they'll make better games in the future!!!

>>715641701
Glad I dropped Pokemon after Diamond and Pearl

>>715641701
who is the girl on the left I need to look up porn of her

>>715641750
Just like TotK

>>715641991
Well you are missing out on a lot of great games!
>>715642016
Faggot
>>715642021
I agree with this post!

This $70 ps3 game looks… uhh… playable?

>>715641735
Ah they're just beta testing on their $600 console and $70 game. Gotcha.

>lower than E33
Grim

>>715641750
We're laughing at you retards.

>>715642016
Carmine

>>715636587 (OP)
>>think to myself "wow everyone is doing that stop motion thing these days"
>realize it's not actually stop motion

>>715641052
yep
don't point out that the PS5 pro has framerates hat bounce around between 10 and 50 even when playing games that are years old, meanwhile the new DK at worst locks to 30 and doesn't go lower

>>715636587 (OP)
Wait wait WAIT the game was originally being made for the Switch 1 but the devs said they couldnt get it to run so they got it to run on the Switch 2 but it still looks and runs like SHIT? BWAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHA

>>715642413
which first party games are those again?

>>715642602
>goalpost moving
oh right, first party sony gams don't exist

Nintendo once again proving they STILL can't outperform the 360

>>715636978
handheld chads playing in bed WW@?

>>715642747
well son, i reckon that if we're gonna do a comparison we might as well do an apt one because this here ruckus is because that there donkey kong is a first party game.

>>715642970
>crying that its okay for the $800 "pro" console to have unstable shit framerates

>>715642970
15fps upscaled 768p for Jedi Survivor
>FIRST PA-
Shhh, little retard.

>>715636587 (OP)
Why did they even make a new console if the games run and look exactly the same?

>the last of us fan"boys" when a game is actually fun
>LOOOOL LOW FPS!!!!!!

>>715640582
It's ok to criticize Nintendo.

>>715641701
Buying SV is a humiliation ritual in itself

This was supposed to be Switch 2's killer app after mario kart proved to be mid. Starting to think Eric won....

>>715643257
so third parties could port games to the console. it's also an art style thing. the prequel(?) to mario odyssey is going to look like mario odyssey.

>>715636587 (OP)
tendies are the biggest cúcks in gaming
they keep paying $70 for slop that runs at 15-30FPS at less than 720p resolution.
they have a literal findom relationship with nintendo at this point.

>>715636587 (OP)
Why am I seeing shit ripples in a videogame?

Well, tendies, I hope this is everything you hoped for. It had better be, you're not seeing another game for four months, minimum. Probably closer to 6.

>>715643073
no seriously, it's a retarded comparison because the switch and even the switch 2 already aren't exactly lacking third party games that run poorly and to be fair, even a 5090/9800x3d pc is going to have unoptimized games that run poorly. the reason why this is absurd is because this is a big new first party launch window title for a brand new console and performance is already an issue. there's exactly 1 set of hardware they need to optimize for and they couldn't do it and they still shipped it in this state.

That'll be 500+tax+tip

>>715640949
decent bait

>>715636587 (OP)
>supposed to be stronger than a PS4
>first party flagship platformer looks like shit and drops to 30FPS to get destruction
>it's worse terrain deformation than No Man's Sky
>meanwhile, third party devs on the PS4 drop to 30FPS to get destruction
>get industry leading next-gen destruction in the form of The Finals
Oh no no no no no........................

>>715643527
Yea it's embarrassing lol. Well I'm off to buy the 4th re-release of the last of us. Nintendo will never get to experience this kino

>>715640582
>>715641421
not everybody is a zoomer who would prefer to watch a video than read

>>715636739
genuinely why does it run so bad?
it looks like a wii game

>>715643527
At this point why would anyone besides the most out of touch normie trust any of these hardware previews anymore?
It's all the same whether it's from jewtendo or jewvidia or intelaviv, they promise wild performance claims on their next-gen hardware that clearly isn't capable of handling it, the media previews all regurgitate that vomit and say "wow it just works!" and a day after release it doesn't get anywhere closed to advertised performance benchmarks.

Why the fuck does it need to be a good game? I already have dozens of switch games to enjoy with my new console. Having a blast and you can't stop me

>>715643891
>cdpr gimp and fix cyberjunk to run at a consistent 30fps
>ninfuckingtendo couldn't be bothered to keep Donkey Kong above N64 framerates
Grim

>>715643673
we'll be playing it while you sit here screaming into a void reposting the OP webm until the next nintendo release where your melty will begin again :)

>>715643891
8 years of development btw

>>715643527
>cyberpunk runs worse than steam deck
Lmao the ride never ends

>>715643742
>try to cry that nintendo is bad
>at worst the game locks to 30 and no lower
>defending the sony "pro" console that costs twice as much having framerates that plummet into the teens

>8y of development
>5h long game

>ps4 specs
>barely can run game at 60 fps 1080p native
seems right

>>715644142
the civil war is over, hoss. there ain't no need to wave that confederate flag around no longer.

Photo mode was the worst. It renders shit so slowly it dips to like 15fps

tendies itt are really mindbroken over this lol. their "defense" is barely coherent

>>715644379
sony admitted they lost, shame the snoys can't and will keep spamming 50 threads a day

>>715643527
Fans know that these games aren't worth playing anyway, so we smartly stay away from them. First party is all you need on a Nintendo console outside of a few trusted studios

Is that faggot who was talking about how "raresnoys" will be BTFO in this thread? You lost, buddy. Stream your ritual suicide asap

>This is the person making these threads for the last 8 years

>>715643527
these retarded third party devs are seething and crying that no one is buying their slop because they don't put games on carts

>>715644723
For a small independent studio, Nintendo knocked it out of the park with he Switch2.

What happened to all these people to make them constantly, 24/7, lose their absolute shit in insane rage over Nintendo for merely existing?

>>715636587 (OP)
Switch 1 port when?

>>715644997
>tendies are janny-targeting

Lmao. Jannies I’m sorry if I ever act like this

>>715636587 (OP)
Still runs better than bloodborne
Im still mad.

>those framedrops
yikes

>>715645054
sony cultists worship sony like a god and after years of screaming "nintendo is doomed! any day now they'll go third party and give all their games to sony!!!" only for sony to cuckout and start porting games to PC and switch while nintendo released a contender for best selling console of all time, then followed it up with the fastest selling console of all time. Meanwhile sony spent 5 years doing nothing but shitting the bed with GAAS slop before announcing the PS5 was dead

>>715644264
Not necessarily a bad thing.

So how does shit like this dovetail with "muh ps2 games" or "muh ocarina of time"?
People seem to think that 30fps, which used to be good, is somehow now "unplayable".

>>715645306
Whatever it takes to manufacture outrage and hatred, my friend. Things we don't care about become evil and demonic when Nintendo is involved.

>>715645306
the brainrot has gotten so bad that snoys are shitting on PS2 games because good games trigger them so much

Nintenfags have zero standards

>>715645306
Ocarina of Time ran at 20 fps

>>715645896
>the best game of all time ran at just 20 FPS
nintenGOD win again

>>715645257
you have some uh awfully complicated feelings about children's games and the customer base of multinational electronics corporation Sony, perhaps you could unpack these feelings with a trusted family member or a professional

snoyspammer has to be the most autistic poster in the history of /v/

>>715646187
just explaining why snoys are in a permanent meltdown about a video game console
no need to project

>>715645896
Ye, a stable 20fps with animations built for 20fps, it was fucking glorious

>>715645896
I'm willing to cut the game from 1998 that broke new ground on hardware that had severe memory bottlenecks during a time when 3D games were still trying to prove their worth a little fucking slack.

>>715644997
>this is the person making tendies paranoid for the last 8 years

>>715636587 (OP)
>30fps
50% more frames than bloodborne

>>715636587 (OP)
Better than silky 17fps on PS5.

>>715646987
0fps on the Shitch 2 btw

>>715636587 (OP)
a patch will fix it
trust the plan

>>715645896
Oot only needed 20fps. It wasnt a very hard game.
Bloodborne on the other hand is a fucking tragedy to the medium. I will never forgive sony for buying the rights to a gane their system clearly could not handle.

>suddenly everybody is a tech expert
>but somehow can't really understand voxels

nintendo won

>>715647043
30 FPS on switch 2 mogs the fuck out of 0 FPS on piss5

>>715645896
Perfect, I dont even like oot and Id rather play that shit at 20fps than the troon of us in 10000fps.

is this why there are only 2 switch2 games so far. mario kart and donkeykong? yeah not buying this cucked shit

>>715647043
>This game is the pride of ps5 owners
>not astrobot
>not demon souls and its clones
>fucking ubisoft starwars, their sacred golden idol

>>715647217
>ign
so it's a 6/10? thanks

>>715636587 (OP)
>forced double buffered vsync
This shit was used in early 360 titles and dropped after because its retarded. Why the fuck would you use this in 2025.

>>715647251
even snoys forget astroturf exists
Fromsoftware "betrayed" sony by announcing duskbloods so snoys have to hate them

>>715636587 (OP)
>started development 8 years ago for switch 1
>only switched to switch 2 a couple years ago
>still runs like shit somehow
how does this happen
they must've had at least a playable prototype on switch 1, even if it was max ugly it'd still choke on cpu just like 2witch

>>715636587 (OP)
It looks odd in a novel way.
I won't outright state that is looks awful.
If it is a fun thing to do in the game I can look past it.

>>715648836
The thing that bothers me more than anything else, outside of performance, is just how fucking obnoxious and terrible the color design is from what I've seen. How is this the same team that gave us Super Mario Odyssey?

>>715641927
he can tell its possession dancing.

>>715647251
>>not demon souls
Demon's is the pride of PS3 owners, anon

>>715640949
If you can't keep your frame rates high and stable, then what you're doing is either too ambitious for the hardware of you didn't optimize.

Theres literally no excuse for this shit from the company that made the hardware, especially this early on.

feels good actually playing video games instead of seething at frame counters to cope with not being able to afford games

But it's OK when Sony's launch game has massive frame drops

>>715651473
This game was a technical marvel and looks way better than DK Bananza

>>715651473
I mean
Knack is a shit game for a variety of reasons, but the entire POINT of knack was to push the console to its limits. It was an extreme tech demo. How many objects can be doing shit on screen before the system starts shitting itself.
This is Pikmin pushing the gamecube by having 100 independent behavior ais running at all times, accomplished by aggressive deloading of actors.
I don't see the tech Bananza is pushing. Is it trying to process the entire environment being dynamic? If it is, then this is the sort of thing that has been done to death 10, 15 years ago.

I guess give it 5 years until we can overclock like on the regular switch to fix the frame rate on everything

>>715636739
were you even alive when the ps1 released, anon?

>>715652384
>Overclock your switch 2 to have a reasonable framerate
>Nintendo bricks your switch
AIIIIEEE I'M SORRY MIYAMOTO SAN

>>715652151
The point of Knack was to have it run loke shit? The game couldn't even keep a consistent frame rate of 40 FPS, and all it is is a basic platformer

>>715646187
>perhaps you could unpack these feelings

>>715652764
Yes
The point was to make something on the limits of what the machine could do. This isn't an uncommon idea.

>>715652151
>If it is, then this is the sort of thing that has been done to death 10, 15 years ago.
show me literally one game with bananaza's level of dynamic terrain destruction

>>715653023
I mean
I feel like you're taking the piss.
But minecraft?

>>715653023
Worms
Red Faction Guerrilla

Tomorrow is going to be fun now that the snoy found something to cope about

>>715653306
>rfg
the game with zero terrain deformation at all?
do you have any idea what you're talking about?

>>715653023
Mercenaries 1 and 2, they were far superior. Xbox and 360 eras.

Red Faction Guerrilla, again, far superior. 360 era.

Battlefield games. 360 era to current gen.

>>715653538
none of these games have the type of destruction bananza does

>>715653394
PC+Nintendo will always be the winning pair of gaming peripherals. Any functioning adult who plays games as their guilty hobby over TV knows this.

>>715653514
>>715653827
>straw picking
Destruction is destruction. Are you really gonna try and desperately argue that punching a 2 inch hole in the ground is more satisfying and impressive than leveling an entire city with a nuke? Or leveling a massive building with a sledgehammer? You do it for free.

>>715653883
>PC+Nintendo
The biggest psyop on /v/. Can't imagine buying a tendiestation when you can play anything on them on PC at actually playable framerates.

>>715654008
Emulation goes without saying. Actually having a nintendo is the option for the family living room.

>>715642120
I'd wait before making any definitive statements

>>715654008
>when you can play anything on them on PC
PCfags can't play MKW and DK bananza

>>715653998
>Destruction is destruction
>moving the goalposts
I'm not engaging in a disingenuous argument

Holy fucking cringe, this looks like a middle era PS3 game lmaooooo

>>715653827
I'm not sure Bananza itself has the destruction you seem to think Bananza has.
I've seen areas of destructible environments, caged in by areas of non destructible. Literal enclosed sandboxes.

>>715636587 (OP)
Jesus, those are terrible frame drops.

>>715656017
sorry meant to reply to >>715646987

>>715646987
But they told me the ps5 has powerful hardware. They were...lying?

>>715636587 (OP)
Glad I didn't get a Switch 2

>>715652472
Not that anon, and yes, I was, and I never saw shit like this happening, so you can fuck off with that garbage.

>Everythings running perfectly fine.
>Whatever that is, is running at 2 FPS.
There is something bad wrong here.

>>715656991
it was just a question, and it wasn't directed to you. why are you answering?

>the only cope snoys have left is crying that the game runs at stable 30 is bad

Bros I’m tempted to send my copy back without even unboxing it

>>715636587 (OP)
I’ve been saying this for awhile but Nintendo really fell off in the latter half of the Switch lifecycle. Nothing hit as hard as BotW, Odyssey, XBC2, Astral Chain, etc

Here’s the truth: MKW and Banaza were supposed to be Switch 2’s equivalent to BotW and Odyssey. Only one problem: they aren’t as good as BotW and Odyssey. MKW especially so. I don’t think this is le death of Nintendo or whatever, at this point they may well be too big to fail - but they are getting worse at a rate that is hard to ignore.

>>715636587 (OP)
>snoys suddenly care about number of releases and performance
lol
tendies and snoys deserve each other, you're all fucking gay

HE HAS NO FRAMES

>>715657356
post a picture

>>715640870
>implying the PS4 ran at higher than 30fps
lol

>>715657420
>bananza isn't as good as odyssey
You've played it?

>>715657532
No but you can already tell. Odyssey was one of those one in a million near perfect games with the absolute best platform controls/handling in any game ever. It got a 97 metacritic because of how astoundingly good it was, a score so rare that only a very small handful of games have ever been at that level or exceeded it. Bananza on the other hand seems like a great game but nowhere near the technical perfection that Odyssey reached. We get a handful of games on par with Bananza in quality every year, while a game like Odyssey only comes around once every 5 years or so

>>715657813
>no
stopped reading there

Have you ever considered that the low framerate is an artistic decision? !
Maybe it is meant to be jarring.

>>715657459
It’s not even here yet. arrives tomorrow

>>715658054
>The game is MEANT to look like DK programmed the game himself on a computer made out of coconuts!

>>715657420
porting Xenoblade X makes up for everything

>>715636587 (OP)
>13:56:30
>>715636739
>13:58:14
>>715636978
>14:01:00

And as the cherry on top:
>>715639150
>14:24:42
The switch 2 has mindbroken the SNOYs so thoroughly they have to samefag to keep their threads going

>>715657953
The cope is strong

when I was a kid framerate drops meant something fucking awesome was going on
modern gamers are such fucking fags I swear to god

>>715658487
Yeah I’ve been playing too wish they just forced a 60 FPS patch for Switch 2 through already

>>715658673
>d-d-drops are good actually!!!
so this is where tendies are at.

>>715658673
They have a console stronger than PS4 pro and it’s struggling to run a game that looks on par with 7th generation games (which began 20 years ago in 2005)

>>715658843
who cares when the game is fun
this is how 90% of the population thinks and is why nintendo is swimming in money

>>715658721
wasn't there datamined code for a simple toggle for 60fps?
these niggas need to hurry up

>>715657813
I disagree. Odyssey really doesn't have the staying power of older 3d Marios.
I played it and beat it but never felt the urge to go back to it.

>>715645896
and that was 1998 nigger, not even pc's could do good frames then now its 2025 and the switch 2 is a fucking clown even a rtx 3050 beats it.

>>715659068
Nintendo used to have VERY consistent performance even if the graphics left something to be desired. A game with shit performance like Bananza is pretty rare for them. BotW and a few others fall into this category but most other games run like a dream

>>715652151
done to death? its overdue as hell.

>>715636587 (OP)
>>DK Bananza has frequent frame drops on banana pickups and camera movements
>>certain bossfights and actions cause the fps to drop to 30 for the entire fight
I just watched the DF video, and it seems that not only is that the only boss fight where it happens, but that the sustained frame drops are actually fairly infrequent in actual gameplay.
The only issue is that the double buffer means that when the game would go to like 55 FPS when picking up an item or loading, the entire game goes to 30 FPS which fucks up the smoothness, whereas with proper VRR it'd be a tiny hitch.

This game's minor performance issues are going to be overblown by this board no doubt. They're going to treat a 1 second drop like it's Monster Hunter Wilds all over again

>>715659886
>The only issue is that the double buffer means that when the game would go to like 55 FPS when picking up an item or loading, the entire game goes to 30 FPS which fucks up the smoothness, whereas with proper VRR it'd be a tiny hitch.
>This game's minor performance issues are going to be overblown by this board no doubt.
I mean, it sounds like the same problem as the Link's Awakening remake and that completely ruined that game for me.

>>715659820
>Tendies being oblivious to the commonplace accomplishments of 10+ years ago
Pottery

>>715659993
For the Switch 1 or Switch 2 version? I assume the former since the latter has completely ironed out all the performance issues

>>715659993
im sure it didnt help that it was a portt of a 24 year old game.

>>715660173
>port
remake

>>715644264
that is the craziest thing
japan used to be able to fart out these crappy platformers, a single month of devtime and boom it's ready to ship
now they take 8 years to make the exactly same crappy platformer? how is it even possible you'd assume some balding old japanese salarymanager would come in and start yelling at them.

>>715660087
Yeah I pirated it on Switch, might buy it now on Switch 2 now that the performance is fixed

>>715657813
Odyssey sucked, the movement is excellent but everything else about it was disappointing. Everyone was really going crazy over the Switch at the time, that's why it got those scores but if you replay the game now you will realize it's really nothing special and nowhere near the level of the older 3D games, especially the Galaxy games.

>>715636978
The cpu runs slower when docked? Wtf?

>>715640870
go watch some launch footage of bloodborne and try saying that again.

>>715660428
Nah, I'm replaying it right now, it's still as enjoyable and great as it was the first time I played it.

>>715641750
>Expecting the Dorito pope to give GOTY to a japanese game when he can justify giving it to literally anything else
E33 is guaranteed to get GOTY this year, its just too good at being westoid bait.

Hate for this game seems massively overblown. TORtanic ruined this board. No fun allowed. All games bad. Everything you enjoy is actually garbage. Earnestness is weakness

I sincerely wish for bodily injury to all tendies. I’m so tired of seeing their obese, greasy copeposts and soifacing over every single low effort piece of shit Nintendo pumps out. It’s pathetic and I truly despise them.

>>715658548
>y-y-y-you should listen to me who hasn't played the game!!!
cope snoy

>>715660642
To be honest it does look like tendie slop, the digging is gimmicky, the platforming is inferior to Odyssey, the game looks and runs like shit, now we learned that it's very short too. Is that really supposed to be the Switch 2 killer app? About the only thing it has going for it is barefoot young Pauline and only late stage gooners care about that.

>>715658526
this nigga is obsessed with his anon boyfriend

>>715657420
>MKW
>equivalent to BotW
????

>the game about moving around with excellent movement sucks

>>715640949
Excuse me? Weren't you bragging about the 120hz screen before?

>>715661849
To be honest, you’re a needle dick faggot

>>715660428
Eh, disagree. The level design in Odyssey is way more dynamic than Galaxy's strict hallway format. Yeah, the game's tone is light and the difficulty isn't Sunshine-tier, but the sheer amount of movement options and the creativity behind some of the Moon missions give it insane replay value if you're into the mechanics. Galaxy's amazing, don't get me wrong, but I couldn't wall jump my way across the map and do dumb hat trick shots in that game. Different flavors, both good.

I'll buy it used in a month or 2 off marketplace, hopefully theyve patched the performance somewhat by then. Either way I'm not paying full price, some other sucker can

>one youtuber beat it in under 3 hours

>>715662129
$70 game btw

>>715661849
>digging is gimmicky
in what regard? seems like there's a lot of care put into making levels that are made to be destroyed and reset
>the platforming is inferior to Odyssey
I've been watching a playthrough inbetween stuff at work and it literally looks like Odyssey but filtered through DK's base moveset, which is pretty robust
>the game looks and runs like shit
the game looks fine, basically on the same level as Odyssey's level of detail.
the also runs fine for the most part. again, i've been watching the playthrough and it literally seems you get half-second framedrops when
>level loading
>big bananas
>destroying level geometry in corners
>some big stashes of gold
which are exacerbated by the double buffer, but *normal gameplay seems completely smooth for the most part*
some retard is going to reply to this post with
>hurr runs completely smooth
along with the one boss that runs at 30 FPS, but looking at a youtube playthrough, it literally looks like it hits 60 most of the time with some hitches for level loading and when you get a banana (which plays a fucking 2 second cutscene anyway, so it doesn't even affect gameplay)

I'm convinced all of this "IT LOOKS SO BAD" shitposting is from people who are neither looking at the gameplay or people who would have actually wanted to play this game.

>>715644079
I remember a couple of weeks ago there were tons of threads screaming that Cyberpunk ran better on the Switch 2 than on Steam Deck, with graphs and shit to prove it.
Was that bullshit or what?

>>715661967
you're arguing with one anon who has been on these threads for like 8 hours now talking about how Galaxy mogs Odyssey. I recognize his posts from earlier.
ignore him he's not arguing in good faith. Galaxy is great, and even if Odyssey isn't my favorite 3D Mario, it's clear that it's a cut above Galaxy 1/2, even from the perspective of base controls. Galaxy 2's challenge levels come close though.

>>715662292
It runs worse but looks better. As someone who owns both that is how I would describe it.
This DK bananza though is real nigga shit. I think they got in a little too over their heads for the hardware.

>>715661437
>>715658548
>>715641052
The cardiac arrest is even more stronger

>>715662105
Have fun getting console banned!

>>715660469
Yea, it's so it will cool down and not melt the platform.

>>715641701
MY HEROES

GOD YES YES YES

MAKE IT COST MORE

MAKE IT RUN EVEN WORSE

BRICK EVEN MORE CONSOLES

YES GOD YES MAKE THE HOBBY WORSE MAKE GAMERS MISERABLE OH MY GOD IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD YES /v/ SCREAM IN RAGE AND AGONY I FUCKING LOVE HEARING YOU CRY YESSSS

>>715662292
>>715662473
from what I saw, they seem to basically run comparably in the base game areas, with performance and picture quality edging out to the Switch 2.
In Phantom Liberty, namely Dogtown, both the Switch 2 and Steam Deck (on comparable medium-high settings) get around anywhere from 23-35 FPS depending on what's going on. The Steam Deck can kill picture quality with FSR and other settings to get like 33-40 FPS, but it looks real bad.
Honestly I dunno why you'd want to play 2077 on either machine this way. Just wait for handhelds to be able to run this thing properly.

>>715662641
i hate summerfags so much. fucking leave and do your summer homework early. you're not welcome

they wanted casual players
they could care less bout a five year old game keeping to at least 30fps on t.v.'s that only display 60fps they let it drop to 20fps so more people would buy the system to play 70$ games that came out 5 years ago...

>>715662845
NO

BROWN SITE THOUGHBEIT

SEETHE

>>715643998
Playing only a single game for months sounds like hell.

>>715662851

>>715662776
>Honestly I dunno why you'd want to play 2077 on either machine this way
Gyro, motion controls with the joycons, mouse controls, the touch screen for the UI. If you really like Cyberpunk like I do then the Switch 2 version offers something unique.

>>715643803

The finals’ level destruction is server-based idiot

>>715662967
nice mario kart machine you got there, too bad it can't run VIRTUALLY EVERY OTHER RACING GAME

So why can't this early GameCube-looking game run above 30 FPS on the latest Switcheroonie in 2025?

>>715663304
Because the environments are destructive

>>715663159
am i supposed to be hurt that the switch 2 didn't have the gran autismo and iracing audience in its sights?

>>715663304
It's literally MInecraft, you can destroy everything.

>>715663159
I only use it to play splatoon 3 actually nigger but I will buy the new sonic racing game whenever that comes out if you wanna play

>>715663426
But why would you want to. It's like when they put Lego shit in TOTK when people just wanted a nice adventure

>>715663304
>gamecube-looking game
you don't remember the gamecube

>>715663550
That's a Wii game

>>715663550
Right, it looks worse than GC games.

So the game has destructible environments, tons of visual effects, enhanced physics engine, shows how powerful and efficient the Switch 2 is... But it sometimes drops from 60 to 30, and that's... bad?

>>715663621
>WII hasn't be comercially released yet

>>715663746
I forgot to attach a pic

>>715663621
the wii is a gamecube
also lights camera pants is 100% an original gamecube game

>>715663510
Nintendo? Lego? MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!!!!

>>715663796
damn that shit looks bussin

>>715663746
>to 30

HAHAHAHA

Bro watch anyone play the game. The shit almost freezes

>>715663510
Nintendo tries to make new things, it's not like Sony where the innovation is they added a new tranny to movie game x.

>>715663796
So that's what Gamefreak had been working on for the past few months, huh?

>>715663923
>can't post any proof
snoy is melting down faster than PS5s are

>>715663746
Doesnt no mans sky run at 60 fps on the switch 2 and also has destructable terrain + way better visuals?

>>715663746
snoys are spamming non stop trying to pretend 30 fps is unplayable but will go nuclear if someone posts PS5 games running at 14 FPS

>>715664512
They've gone nuclear on every previous shill thread they've made to haze this game and Nintendo because the tide has always eventually turned on them long before they reach post limit. Expect this one to turn up in the pruned/deleted pile by the end as well.

>>715636587 (OP)
>Framerate drops a single digit below 60
>Plummits all the way down to 30
AHHHH THIS IS WHY GSYNC/VRR WAS INVENTED YOU STUPID NIPPERS
FUCKING USE IT

>>715665709
doesn't the switch 2 support VRR?

>>715662551
fake news, dock has its own cooling system

>>715664512
PCfags are laughing at your incessant tribalism.

>>715646723
>that broke new ground
what new ground?

30fps dips are garbage that couldve easily been avoided if they just charged like 549$
a platformer running below 60fps is cringe
same as a open world game running below 30fps is cringe
and a 20fps game with cars in it is unplayable

>>715664512
There are no snoys left, Sony has been so shit this generation that even the most hardcore fans gave up on the company and moved on. Every fanbase has gotten extremely blackpilled about video games this generation.

>>715667120
It's not a problem with the hardware, it's technical incompetence from Nintendo. Same reason game uses FSR 1 when the hardware has been specifically designed for DLSS.

>>715641701
SOUL

>>715641701
i hope its money laundering but gen 9 selling like hotcakes proves that human society is too far gone

You’re aware it’ll still sell millions, right?

>one week passes
>dunkey video drops
>bananza gets hailed as the best 3d platformer of all time
>twitter parrots opinion
>/v/ bitches about bananza for nest 2 months
>/v/ finally admits it was kinda fun